01x32 - One Man's Junk/Snow Day

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the... ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

[both laughing]

- Oh, yeah!

Mystic metal needed!

- Top coin paid!

- Mystic metal needed!

- Top coin paid!

- Mystic metal needed!

- Top coin paid!

[laid-back music]

- I don't know about this plan.

If we want to find the last pieces of the Dark Armor

shouldn't we be out there

chasing down rumors and shaky leads?

- It's called crowd-sourcing, Raph.

Why bust our own humps--

- When there are thousands of yokai in the city

who can bust their humps for us?

They schlep their scraps to us, and we just chillax here

and see if any of it is part of the Dark Armor.

- Okay, I do like the laziness angle,

but I'm not taking sides...

yet. [grunts]

- Ooh! A seller!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

See what happens when you give our ideas a chance, Raph?

- [clears throat] Eh?

♪ ♪

[electronic beeps]

- Excuse me, we are a reputable fly-by-night organization.

How dare you bring this worthless garbage in!

- Aha! Epic plan fail!

- We haven't failed yet.

The glow on that piece is off the charts!

- Told you, Raph!

Dark Armor, here we--

[truck horn blasts]

[hard rock music]

- Hey! You owe me money!

[metallic clank]

- [moans]

- Now we're square! [laughs]

- No! - Repo-stinkin'-Mantis?

- Now you see why I had my doubts?

- Of course I do,

which is why I've been on Team Raph this whole time!

- My turtle! Member since day one.

- Chillax. We know where he lives.

Let's go get that piece back.

- Now, here's the plan.

We're gonna smash our way in

and keep smashing until we smash that armor piece

right into our smashy little hands.

- Yuh-huh.

While you were planning your predictable Smash-capade,

Michael and I were crafting a superior plan

based on our extensive knowledge of the subject.

[snaps]

- Question-- who is Repo Mantis?

[dramatic music]

Answer-- Repo Mantis is...

motivated by greed!

- Dolla dolla bills, y'all!

- Now, you guys stay in the car

while Donnie and I pose as wealthy junk buyers

and smooth-talk Repo

into giving up that armor piece, baby!

- Sure, this can't go wrong.

- I do say, good man,

Maxwellton and I are wealthy junk moguls

looking to sink loads of money into top shelf garbage.

- Dear me, Armbruster, I just found money in my pocket!

Remind me to burn this when we get back

to the slag lake at Martha's Scrapyard.

[slot machine ringing]

- Oh, you guys sound fancy, eh? [chuckles]

Come on, I'll show you around.

- Ugh, how long is it gonna take

for this plan to fail miserably?

- Everything is for sale.

Just don't go in that bus over there.

No matter how much you might think

there's something great in there,

do not go in that bus, do you understand?

- That's it. It's on the bus.

- Pip pip. Pardon, good sir,

but my colleague and I know our way around a junkyard or two.

- Perhaps you could be a good assistant

and bring us a nice refreshment?

- For a couple of garbage gourmets like yourselves?

My pleasure.

- Great! Now that he's gone, we can search this whole place.

Everywhere except that bus, of course.

- Guys, guys, what are you doing?

You're wasting your time.

If you want to find the armor piece,

you gotta check out that bus.

- I'm sorry, are you a fake millionaire junk mogul?

- Yeah, let us handle it.

- This is why we should never do their plans.

They're wasting time when they should be on that bus.

- Yeah, when a bug man tells you not to go on a creepy bus,

you get right on that bus, mister!

- Yeah!

Creepy bus ahoy!

- I don't see the armor piece in there.

- He must be using the bus

to block the way into this mountain.

- So what do we do? - Pfft.

A bus only weighs, like, , pounds.

I got this.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Liftin' like a boss!

- Raph, Raph, Raph! - [strains]

- Raph, Raph, Raph, Raph? Raph--hey, Raph?

- Huh? What happened?

- Oh, you passed out

trying to single-handedly lift a school bus!

- How far did I move it?

- Uh, I mean, you wiggled the bumper a little.

But your neck vein was huge!

Let me try something.

Uh...

[grunts]

[thud]

Huh--wow, it worked!

- I don't see the armor piece. Should we investigate that bus?

- No!

Stick to our plan, Operation Not-Raph's-Plan.

We're the ones who know Repo, and he is totally predictable.

- Yo! - [screams]

I did not see that coming!

- You fancies want some caviar? [chuckles]

I-I didn't have fish eggs so I just used ladybugs.

- So what do we do now?

[bell rings]

[engine starts]

- Time to show Mikey and Donnie what a real plan looks like!

[engine roars]

[heavy metal music]

[metal creaking]

- Well, somebody put the "rust" in "rustic charm."

[chuckles] [rimshot]

- Ahh! Who left a drum set here?

That armor piece has to be in here somewhere.

Keep your eyes peeled, Leo.

- I would if I could see more than two feet ahead.

[clang] Ow!

- My leader instincts are tingling.

These must be the lights.

[mechanical clanking]

- [growls]

- Quick question--have we been on enough of these missions

to form an opinion about glowing red eyes?

- I've got an opinion.

Run!

- I'm starting to think Donnie and Mikey's plan was better!

- [screams]

- Oh, I hate this, I hate this! - [screaming]

- Ahh, it looked at me!

- [growling]

- Ahh!

[engine grinding]

- Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!

[engine grinding]

- Ahh!

- Come on!

Yeah!

[engine revs]

[tires squealing]

- I don't know how you slicksters talked me into it,

but here are the keys to my entire junk enterprise.

- A pleasure, sir, and here is a briefcase

of our % real artisanal currency.

- [chuckles] Just let me grab a few things

and I'll be out of your top hats forever.

- Good work, Armbruster.

Now we can take our sweet time

to look for that piece of the--

- Save yourselves!

- Raph! I told you to stay in the car!

- Who are these guys? Turtles?

You running some kind of scam on me?

- Look out! Hairball!

- [groans] And you let my cat out?

Are you crazy? - [howls]

- Tell it we're friends?

- It won't help.

Mrs. Nubbins used to be so cuddly

until she got mutated into a mantis.

Now all she wants to do is eat my head.

- Fun fact: Praying manti often practice cannibalism.

- Not fun for me!

- I think we're done here. You guys wanna bounce?

- But we haven't found the armor,

and we can't leave him to get eaten!

- Oh, great. We get to save the guy

who once repo'd a birthday cake.

- [whimpers]

- [snarls]

- [grunts] [sword rings]

- [yowls]

- Power smash!

[dramatic music]

- Oy.

both: Ahh!

- Ow, ow! Man, Raph.

Why didn't you trust us to do our plan--ow!

- 'Cause any time a bad guy says "Don't go in there"

you're supposed to go in there like a boss!

[sighs] You're right.

Raph's had nothing but bad ideas today.

- We weren't saying you don't have good ideas.

We're just saying that sometimes we do too!

- [snarling]

all: [screams]

- But now is not one of those times!

Uh, got anything, boss man?

- Uh, okay, okay, maybe we can trap it somehow

if we all put our heads together.

What do we know about cats? Go!

- Well, they're warm, they're fuzzy,

and they're always trying to eat dad.

[thud]

[groaning]

- [gasps] That's it!

I bet we can make a MantiCat-sized mouse.

- Sounds like a great plan!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[engine revs]

[energetic rock music]

- [laughs]

- It's play time, Mrs. Nubbins!

♪ ♪

[yowls]

♪ ♪

all: [shouts]

♪ ♪

- [roars]

- Get 'er in there!

- I'm on it. Everybody bail on three.

- Three!

all: Ahh!

♪ ♪

- Raph, the bus!

- I got this.

♪ ♪

Pushin' like a boss!

[chanting] all: Raph! Raph! Raph! Raph!

- Raph, Raph, Raph? Hey, Raph?

- Huh? What happened?

- You passed out again. Are you getting enough iron?

Anyway, while you were out we drove the bus back.

Big scary kitty is all locked up.

- All right. Great plan, team.

- Nice work putting my cat away.

She gets so cranky when she's hungry.

[cat roars]

I'll feed you soon, my little snuggly-wuggly!

- So, Repo, now that we solved

a very important problem in your life--

- How about hooking us up with that piece of mystic metal

you snagged earlier today?

- What? Mystic metal?

Oh! That was a special order

for a couple of shoe salesmen with flame heads.

They picked it up just before you guys got here.

- That's not good. We gotta go!

[shrill scream]

- Hey! This isn't money!

It's just a briefcase full of loose tuna!

[crash]

- [roars]

No! No, kitty, no!

Oh, snuggly-wuggly!

[cheerful music]

- [giggling]

- ♪ Snow day, hooray! So magical and new ♪

♪ There's so much we could do ♪

- ♪ Snow day ♪

♪ No training, only fun we've only just begun ♪

♪ I'm glad I'm here with you ♪

[thuds]

- ♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪

♪ Barometric pressure is so low ♪

♪ But my heart is all aglow ♪

♪ Revving my up Tech-Bo ♪

- Whoa! [chainsaw buzzes]

- [laughs]

- ♪ Snow day, our snowman is the best ♪

♪ "Jupiter Jim" fans will attest ♪

♪ Omigosh, my coat's a vest! ♪

♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪

♪ We all should be so proud ♪

♪ Snow day, all together sing out loud ♪

together: ♪ Snow day, hooray! ♪

- Yeah! [laughter]

- Great job, fam. And Donnie, I guess.

- If I weren't so enchanted

by the beauty of our replica Jupiter Jim

I'd probably say something like,

"Look over there--

push!"

- And for the cherry on top,

this flag from "Jupiter Jim Sails the Seven Galaxies."

- Best "JJ" movie of all time, baby!

- What the what? Hold up, Skip.

Jupiter Jim's "Pluto Vacation "

is the best JJ movie of all time.

- Ranked. By us. Just now. So...

it's basically-official-no-arguing.

[both laugh]

- "Jupiter Jim's Pluto Vacation ?"

Where JJ spends the entire movie searching for ice

before realizing the surface of Pluto...

is ice?

- Uh, yeah! And every time we watch it

you three laugh your heads off.

- Because Raph always falls asleep

and breaks something with his face!

[eerie music]

- [snores]

[crashes] - No!

- Uh, yeah! My face takes damage like a boss!

Leo, hit me!

- Oh, please let me! both: No!

[grunting]

- ♪ Nice and clean nice and clean ♪

♪ My sidewalk is nice and clean ♪

♪ La, la, la ♪

- [grunting]

[panting]

Tortugas? In a family w*r?

[laughs]

These buttons I must push.

They ruined my pro wrestling career!

I will make them ruin their precious day of snow!

[delirious laughter]

- I'm the oldest. My flag wins.

The end.

[slow-motion groan]

[thud]

Hey! Who did that?

Was it Mayhem?

- Raph, you were looking right at us.

- What a convenient excuse, April.

- Yeah! I can't believe you would weaponize snow

just to prove your flag is better than ours.

- Glad to hear you agree our flag is better.

- Our flag eats your flag's lunch money for breakfast.

- Oh yeah? - Yeah!

- My plan is working!

[both growling]

- [chuckles]

all: Snowball fight!

- What? Real fight.

Not a snowball fight.

- Yes! Last player standing

gets to fly their team's flag.

- Okay. We're up for a friendly game.

No safe base, no weapons--

no mercy!

- And no ice ba*ls, no slush slappers,

no horse hoppers, pepper poppers,

liberty launchers, downtown hammers,

dream hackers, thrashers, no Freddie Prinze Juniors--

[clears throat] No corked snowballs of any kind.

We aren't savages.

- Speak for yourself.

- Ready... - [chuckles]

- Set...

snow!

Oof! [laughter]

- I hate them so much.

One day I will ruin something they love!

[horn honks]

Ay yi yi!

[thud]

[groans]

[upbeat music]

- Ha! Huh?

[screams]

- Oh boy!

- Ow!

Ahh!

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

Ooh! - [screams]

[bell rings]

- Uh-- [shouts]

- [snarls]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

[rock music]

- [laughs]

- [yells]

♪ ♪

Time out, time out, time out!

You got me good back there, Donnie,

but the game ain't over yet.

- Yes, but when it is my team's flag will grace our statue

and wave like a queen to her subjects.

- [yelling]

- Mikey?

- Snow day hooray, baby!

- Dude, that was incredible!

What was your hang time?

Like, two, maybe three sequences?

- Yes, sweet sledding, Angelo.

And may I say, this cocoa is exquisite!

Do I detect a skosh of maple malt syrup?

- If you paid attention

to "Jupiter Jim Sails the Seven Galaxies"

you would know what the secret ingredient is.

- Um, you and Leo always interrupt the movie

by fighting over who gets to wear the Jupiter Jim costume.

- I want to wear the captain's helmet this time!

[grunts]

[angels singing]

[licks rapidly]

- Eww!

[goofy music]

- Whoa! You've never seen the end?

That's why you and Donnie don't get why

"Seven Galaxies" is so much better than the movie you like.

- Preach! - I hear that!

- Trust me.

Our flag totally deserves to be up there.

- Uh, what now?

Mayhem! - [growls]

[snarls]

- Hey, hey! - [snarls]

[both scream]

[thud]

- Oh, that is fun for me.

- [battle cry]

Break's over! Game on!

[mysterious music]

♪ ♪

[gong rings]

[electric humming]

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- [groans]

[grunts]

[moans]

[snarls]

[suspenseful music]

[frenzied cries]

[thunder echoes]

[cries echoing]

- What? - Did anyone hear, like,

a really sick bird, or something?

- [ragged breathing]

[roars]

[snarls]

Peek-a-boo, losers!

[laughs]

all: Ghostbear?

- Ooh! Love the new look!

Ooh! Hey, can I get a quick selfie?

[shutter clicking]

- Ugh! Every time with this guy.

- How about a scar to remember me by?

- What? - Huh?

- [laughs] [shutter clicks]

- What is this?

[grunts]

I can switch between bear and ghost?

[chuckles]

[growls]

- [gurgles] - Uh-oh.

- He hit Raph so hard,

he almost went straight through our snowman!

- But our snowman's okay, right?

- So it's the man of snow that you love?

Then I will destroy it! [roars]

- Mayhem, lil' help?

[ethereal chimes]

- Hmm?

[all shouting]

- [roars]

[dramatic music]

- He's too fast.

Leo, sacrifice yourself to buy us time!

- [laughs]

[ethereal chime]

all: Yeah!

- Thanks, buddy! - Okay, fam!

Nobody messes with our snowman!

Now let's beat this bozo bear

like Jupiter Jim beat those space pirates!

- How dare you use this dire moment

to plug your obviously lesser movie--huh?

- [roars] all: [screams]

[all gasping]

all: No!

- [snarls]

- Come on!

- [laughs]

Bien.

- You're a monster--

not because you look that way--

- But because you ruined something

that we collectively cherish!

Humbug upon you, sir, humbug!

- Yeah. We all love Jupiter Jim.

Which movie is better doesn't even matter.

If I'm being real, I love how Donnie performs

all the musical numbers when we watch "PV."

- And I do like how Raph gets stuck in a pirate accent

after we watch "Seven Galaxies."

- I try to stop, but it be too hard.

- Villain over here!

- It's watching the "Jupiter Jim" movies

together as a family that makes them so special.

- Bring it in. Come on.

- Aww! I'm tearing up over here.

- Oh, how sweet.

[roars]

- That's it. Mad Dogs, ahoy!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [roars] - [yells]

- Oh, no!

- [chuckles]

[chuckles]

Huh? Hmm...

Tortugas, come out to play!

- Should we call animal control?

- We could use the flags to blind him.

- But Ghostbear only stays solid when he's attacking us!

- Shh! [wood splinters]

together: [screams]

[thud]

- Uh-oh. [wood splinters]

Ahh!

[laughter]

I got it! You guys stay close enough

so he's attacking and stays solid.

We'll use our icy environment just like Jupiter Jim did!

- Wow, full circle.

- [growls] - Yoo-hoo!

Fuzzy wuzzy bear-man! - [snarls]

- Mayhem, do your thing. [ethereal chime]

- [yells]

[screams] - [snarls]

- Cowabunga!

- I'm afraid of the dark! [screams]

- [growls]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

- [cries out]

- Donnie?

- Let's see you phase through

my hexagonal crystalline solid,

AKA ice!

[ice beam zapping]

- Tortugas!

- Guys, it's working!

- [groaning]

♪ ♪

all: Yeah!

- Awesome job, fam-o!

- Raph, for the cherry on top,

why don't you put your flag up there?

- I've got a better idea.

Since we all love "Jupiter Jim" equally,

and we all worked together as equals to put Ghostbear on ice,

our flag should represent all of us.

- Wait, wait, wait. How come Raph's is on top?