02x10 - Fists of Furry/The Clothes Don't Make the Turtle

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

[retro video game music]

- Ooh!

My Lou Jitsu jumpsuit

from one of my award winning Lou Jitsu Dojos,

what on earth are you doing on my shoulders?

♪ ♪

Hmm.

Enough blinky, beepy phone games!

I'm trying to talk to you about my Lou Jitsu Dojos!

- Wow, Lou Jitsu Dojos are a thing?

Who knew?

- Uh, only everybody!

It is the largest chain of dojos in the city!

- New York City? [grunts]

- No, Moon Base One City.

Of course, New York City!

Today is my long overdue dojo inspection day

to make sure they are teaching my moves properly.

- Even the Seven Deadly Vipers move?

- The move they never show in movies

'cause the mere mention of it

always makes your enemies surrender?

- No, that move is a sacred secret.

all: Aw. - Eee!

Now, I was thinking I might take one of you along

on my inspections.

- You heard him, fellas.

Last one standing gets to go with Pops!

[group grunting]

- Looks like old Leon is the winner.

[moans]

- All right, I get to go!

- Wonderful!

Onward to my world-famous dojos,

where I'm sure nothing has changed in the last years.

[record scratches] My original dojo.

Gone.

And taken over by Kristoff Van Bradford.

- Who?

- An atrocious actor who is dishonorable to his core.

At least I have my other dojos.

They more than balance out this jerk store.

[synth music]

Huh?

[horrified squealing]

♪ ♪

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

[grunts]

- [gasps]

- Huh?

- Oh, man, you only have one dojo left.

- One is all I need.

From this seed, the Lou Jitsu Way

will sprout up to reclaim its honor

and stand strong against those Komodo creeps.

Now, time for you and Randall to find out

what we have to work with.

Hello, fellow teenagers.

I, Randall, was just doing video games

and other teen-related stuff when I saw you here.

- We're just practicing some Lou Jitsu moves.

both: Hot oatmeal!

Ugh, ugh, ugh! - [moaning]

- Is that the Lou Jitsu Tiger Claw move?

- Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!

- And what move are you practicing?

- My tiger got tired, so I'm resting at a watering hole.

kids: How was that, Sensei? - Ooh!

Your sensei is a cat poster?

[beeping] - Oh, no!

Look at the time.

It's time for our : beatdown from the Komodo students.

[dramatic music]

all: Strike fast, strike hard, no mercy.

- What are you-- Hey, stop this!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

Hyah!

Not in the house of Jitsu!

[thwacking]

You Komodo students are as ruthless as your sensei.

- Who dares challenge my dragons?

- Kristoff Van Bradford.

You're the actor who wishes he was as tough

and as handsome as Lou Jitsu.

- [laughs]

Lou Jitsu is a has-been who never was.

all: Strike fast, strike hard,

Lou Jitsu is a scene-stealing hack!

- We have all the other Lou Jitsu dojos in town,

and once we force you five to quit,

Komodo will control them all!

Dragons, attack!

- No. - Huh?

- We shall fight for control of the dojo.

Your school against Lou Jitsu's.

Best student against best student.

- Oh, yes, I get dojo,

Poo Jitsu Karate kneels before Van Bradford!

[laughs] But you?

You cannot be student. Minimum height requirement.

- Mm. We honorably accept.

- Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Bring and honor and respect to the mat

so I can crush it.

all: Strike fast, strike hard. We are leaving now, good-bye!

[door slams]

- [gasps]

We can't fight them, Sensei Cat Poster.

They'll kick our butts!

- Hmm. This is true.

April, it is you.

You must defend the honor of the Lou Jitsu way.

- Me, as the last line of defense to save the dojos?

- I would want no one else.

- It would be my honor, Sensei!

I mean, Spli--

I mean, average teenagerRandall.

- Focus, determination,

and treating your opponent with honor--

that is the Lou Jitsu way.

First core move...

[grunting]

Block attacks with the gangly limbs of a llama.

[dramatic music]

Second-- the Tiger Claw!

Pounce with the cunning quickness of a tiger!

- Um, you know,

the last line of defense

could really use the Seven Deadly Vipers move.

- Hmm. - Huh?

What do you say? - Hmm.

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

Go, Lou Jitsu dojos!

- Komodo fears nothing.

So you pick her opponent, you tiny-headed teen.

- Hmm.

Uh...that guy.

all: Strike fast, strike hard!

Oh, snap! You just picked Frank!

- Aw, man. - [moans]

- Why'd you pick Frank?

- You can do this, April.

Remember the Lou Jitsu Way--

remain focused, determined, and fight with honor.

- That's exactly the pep talk I needed.

- First to three points wins.

[whistle blows]

- [grunting]

Ooh!

[buzzer sounds] - One point, Komodo!

- Ha.

[whistle blows]

[grunts]

Ha!

Oh! [whistle blows]

[buzzer sounds] - Two points, Komodo!

- [breathes deeply] - You got this, April!

all: Strike fast, strike hard!

When we win, we'll go for ice cream!

- Okay. Focus, April.

[whistle blows]

[grunting]

[floor squeaks]

Tiger Claw!

[whistle blows, turtles cheering]

- One point, Lou Jitsu Dojo!

all: Hot oatmeal!

- Hot oatmeal?

- Aah!

[whistle blows]

- Lazy llama!

Hmm.

- Two points, Lou Jitsu Dojo! [buzzer sounds]

- Hey! - [growls]

[grunting]

[dark dramatic music]

- Ref, I can't fight him. He's injured.

all: Strike fast, strike hard!

Frank will get X-rays on the way home!

- If he's not going to quit,

then I say we call it a draw.

[warm music]

- You smell defeat, and you grasp at straws.

[laughs] Komodo never accepts a tie.

You know what to do.

- [growling]

♪ ♪

[growling]

[scary rock music]

[whooshing] - Aah!

♪ ♪

- Rah!

- What gives, Van Bradford?

This reeks of one of your hack movies

where you cheat in the end.

- No shock that the Lou Jitsu School

teaches his signature whining.

- I'll allow it! - Huh?

- Two points apiece. Next point wins.

[whistle blows]

- [grunts]

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

- You know what to do, April! - I don't know if I'm ready.

- There is only one way to find out.

♪ ♪

- Prepare for the Seven Deadly Vipers move!

- Oh, me gosh!

Pops taught her the move?

- I can't believe we're about to see

the Seven Deadly Vipers move!

- No!

Anything but that!

I surrender. - No.

[whistle blows] No, no, no, no!

[buzzer sounds] - Yes!

all: Hot oatmeal!

- Lou Jitsu Dojo wins!

Sensei Cat Poster and its students

get to keep their dojo.

- Unacceptable!

Aah! - Hoi!

- Aah! [grunting]

[whimpering]

- [growling]

[snarls]

- Whoa, looks like some kind

of venomous yokai pet or something.

- [growls]

- Take me, my dragon.

- [growls]

- [moans]

Kristoff is being bitten by his Komodo.

[moans]

[snarling]

[screams]

all: Strike fast, run hard!

This just got super weird!

- Huh? - Uh...

- I don't know who you think you are,

you tiny, hairy teen,

but you and your champion

are about to cross over to the Komodo side!

- We should help Pops.

- You are no match

for my Seven Deadly Vipers move, dragon.

- Hold on.

If we wait a second, we could watch the move.

[all screaming]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- What?

- Turn the lights back on! - We can't see the move!

[screaming continues]

- Whoops. Good going, Jasper.

- Yay.

You won doing the epic move we weren't able to see.

- Aw, man. He got away.

But on the upside, we saved your dojo.

- You did wonderful, April,

but dojo or not,

the Lou Jitsu Way lives on with you five

in every single episode of life.

- Raph, come on. We want to see.

- Hold on. You can't rush fashion.

[plastic clacks]

[upbeat 's synth music playing]

♪ ♪

[panther roars]

- [gasps] - Ah!

- [sighs] Be honest.

- I love it.

- Yeah, I'm just not in love with it, you know?

- [whimpers] I'm a disaster.

- Raph, it's okay. You look fine.

- Fine? Fine is not an option.

For this event, Raph needs to look great!

- Don't worry, big brother.

There's more where that came from.

- ♪ You got the goods, you're a beautiful child ♪

♪ You got the goods, kid, you make me smile ♪

♪ You're so good, good, good ♪ [trio groan]

- ♪ You got the goods ♪

♪ ♪

[trio cheer] - ♪ You're so good, good... ♪

- You guys really like it?

- Does this place have smoke detectors,

because you're on fire, big daddy!

- Aw, you guys. [laughs]

Let's roll.

- Hold on a minute.

How could I say no to this?

- You can't.

- ♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

♪ You got the goods ♪

[panther roars]

♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

[laughter]

♪ You got the goods ♪

- Whoo, whoo!

[panther roars]

Holy truffle mac and cheese.

- Looking sharp, Leo! - [laughs]

- All right, Angelo, you're up.

- I'm good. I really don't want to--

- ♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

♪ You got the goods ♪

- Ha ha!

♪ ♪

- ♪ You're so good-- ♪ - Wait.

Why did I just change?

What are we even dressing up for?

- We were on our-- Uh, we just walked ov--

Um, we need clothes?

- What's wrong with how we normally look?

- I think we were going to see a show.

Uh...

- Raph, you're totally cheating.

- Ha, that's not cheating. This is cheating!

- Guys, guys, guys!

Prepare to be so grateful that I'm your brother.

Behold, four tickets to the...

Wait for it. Wait for it.

Magic Town House!

- The magic what what?

- The M.T.H., Magic Town House,

is having their annual night of a million secrets,

and this year

they're unveiling Houdini's secret journals

for the first time ever!

- I've never seen Leo this excited to see a book,

so it must be something,

or it'll be stupid, and we can make fun of him.

Either way, win-win. Let's get ready!

- Of course.

How could I forget about the Magic Town House?

- We must be getting ready for it?

- This is all wrong.

If we're going to a magic show,

it must mean...

all: Black tie!

- ♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You got the goods ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You're so good, good, good ♪ - Ow!

[panther roars]

- Whoo-wee. We look good, boys.

I need to archive this for my archives.

Wait, what the...

[mysterious music]

Huh, that's weird. - Wait, what?

Is that the Magic-- How did we--

When did we go to the Magic Town House?

Aah! - I don't know.

I don't even remember taking these.

Okay, guys, say,

"Magic is just an illusion, science is superior."

All right, that's a great one of me.

- Oh, man. I can't believe we're here!

I got to record the grand opening.

[dramatic music]

- Hypno?

What's that creep doing sneaking around here?

- Oh, no!

You think he's after Houdini's journals?

- Uh, would that be bad? - Yes!

Think about it.

Houdini was one of the greatest illusionists in history.

If Hypno got his hands on those techniques,

he'd be able to warp the very fabric of existence

or something even cooler.

- Not with the mad dogs in the house!

Come on, boys.

Let's smash a hippo in half.

- What?

We've already gone to the Magic Town House,

and Hypno was there?

But how'd we end up here?

- Wait, if we were going to fight Hypno--

- Then we're way too dressed up.

Business cas is way more appropriate.

- ♪ You're so good-- ♪ - No!

No one tries on anymore clothes.

None of this makes sense. What happened to Hypno?

- Everything is foggy.

- Yeah, it's like we all have Raph brain.

Ugh.

- Come on, guys, think.

What happened when we went searching for Hypno?

♪ ♪

Man, this place is a maze. Where did he go?

- It's a magic town house. Ooh!

I bet he used a secret door. - Ah, trickery--

the science of cowards.

[ghastly whooshing] - Ah!

Did you guys hear something?

[mysterious music]

- Whoo, I told you!

Is there way they keep all the doves?

[cooing]

♪ ♪

- Guys, come on. Stop goofing around.

We got to be careful.

- [growls]

[all screaming]

- That's it.

This must be some kind of Hypno trap.

Unless... - Ow!

- Okay, it's not a dream.

- Huh, magic trap. Have to say,

love the magic, so-so on the trap.

- Okay, let's get out of here.

I'm sure if we all work together--

- Donnie, would you focus?

- Sorry, you know if an 's jam is on,

the rhythm's gonna get me.

- Wait that's it!

We're in 's movie makeover montage!

- How do we get out?

- What do they do in the movies?

- They find that perfect outfit.

You know the one I'm talking about!

The one that just pops and says,

"You might've thought of me as some country bumpkin,

but now with my hair down, I'm awesome!"

- This is all wrong.

At the end of the movie,

the hero realizes that it's not about the clothes,

but that they are perfect as they are.

- Oh, so you're saying...

- I'm saying we're perfect as we are!

Embrace the turtle, baby! [panther roars]

And now cue the heroes breaking the spell.

- ♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

♪ You got the goods ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You're so good, good, good ♪

♪ You got the-- ♪

- What the-- It didn't work.

- Uh, we must be missing something.

- Like what? Donnie, you got any ideas?

- Here's an idea--

less talkie talk and more groovy groove.

- Oh, wait!

- ♪ You got the goods ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You're so good, good, good ♪ [static warping]

[all scream] - It's the speaker!

all: k*ll it!

[power surging]

- Huh? [laughter]

- Yeah, baby, we're free!

- [screams]

- Huh? - Oh, man.

- Help! - It came from back there!

There's no doors. Just books.

- This is the Magic Town House. It is full of secret passages.

Now watch and learn, boys.

Voilà.

[offbeat music]

Oh-h*-h*!

I don't care that you're trying to steal my moment.

This place still rules. Oh!

Aah! That's John the Kaiser.

He invented the pinky shuffle.

- Hello? Who's there?

Help us! - Ah, Sir John.

Huge fan. Can I get a quick selfie?

- Leo, stop! We need to find Hypno!

- If you're talking about that thug who smelled of water beast

and amateur magician, he went into that secret vault.

- We need to get into that vault!

- Just say the password:

Patters-- - No, no, no, no!

I don't want to know.

[no audio]

[dramatic music]

- Okay, boys, let's proceed with caution.

- What are we waiting for? Let's go!

[all shout]

- Did they just leave us here?

[all grunt]

- There he is!

- Oh, Wellington Sunday.

- Hypno, step away from those diaries!

- Um, they're journals.

- Whatever. - I was so close.

How did you get out of my ingenious fashion trap?

Did you learn the power of self-love

in order to break free?

- We learned the power of smashing

and smashed your stupid speaker.

- Get your thick digits off of those precious journals!

- You mean the journals that give me the power

to bend reality?

I don't think so.

"Soizlehoizen"!

[suspenseful music]

- [gasps] Another secret door!

- What is it with magicians and their hatred of normal doors?

Come on!

[grunting]

[exciting kooky music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

- Ooh!

"Castorena"!

- [grunting] Oof!

[both grunting]

[growls]

[power surges]

- [grunting]

[breathing heavily]

Ooh!

- [grunts]

- "Vassilaros"! - Aah!

- [grunting] Ow!

♪ ♪

- Ooh!

- "Delligiannis"!

- [grunting]

Ooh! Oof.

Aha--

- [cooing]

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

Eeh!

- Aah!

♪ ♪

Ha! all: Huh?

♪ ♪

- Aah! - What are you doing?

That was Venus De Magic, the Queen of Quick Change.

- Sorry, uh, Miss Quick Change.

♪ ♪

- Hold on!

I'm not in the right outfit to fight you guys.

This whole thing clashes. Apologies.

- ♪ I like your style, baby, you gotta believe ♪

♪ I think your wild, baby, just like me ♪

♪ You're such a star, I make a wish on you ♪

♪ Near or far, you know just what to do ♪

- Nice thinking, Donnie.

- Wait, how do you have a copy of his spell?

- I record everything.

- Wait, what? What else do you have recorded?

- Ah, don't worry about it.

- ♪ Good, good, good ♪

- All right, let's return those journals.

You got them, right, Leo? - Yes, right.

- Already returned them. Safe and sound in the vault.

Let's go home. - Leo, what are you doing?

- [moans] - I wasn't gonna read them.

I just wanted to keep them and maybe snuggle a little bit.

[ghastly whooshing]

[dark suspenseful music]

- [laughs]

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