02x11 - Battle Nexus: New York

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ Rise of the ♪

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rising up against evil paint the city green ♪

♪ Raph is ready for a fight Leo's making a scene ♪

♪ Mikey's got mad skills Donnie rocks machines ♪

♪ With each other they discover ♪

♪ Their destiny and rise ♪

♪ Cowabunga ♪

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♪ Heroes in the half-shell Turtle power ♪

♪ Rise ♪

[upbeat music]

- Guys, guys, get a photo of me dropping a Hibernator

on Big Spiky and Big Blinky

and Jolly Green Torch Guy!

[grunts, huffs]

- This family needs to learn more about its hometown,

which is why I entered us in a citywide photo scavenger hunt!

And we're gonna win.

[mischievous music]

- So what do we win when we win?

- Street cred!

The only currency that matters in this city.

- And we'll do it with our special brand of teamwork--

where my brothers do the work, but we share equal credit.

- [vocalizes]

Can we hurry this along?

I left Sloppy Joseph in charge of my kitchen.

- [laughs]

- Yeah, that's on you, Barry.

[electricity zapping]

[all gasping]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

[all screaming]

- Okay, team--what?

Wait a second.

[daunting music]

♪ ♪

- Donnie, what did you do?

- [laughing] all: Big Mama?

- Ladies and gentlemen,

it's the moment you've been waiting for--

my long-promised, fantasmic, whiz-bang...

"Battle Nexus: New York"!

- I'm sorry, "Whiz-Bang New York," what, what, what?

- Smile, turtly-boos.

My bloodthirsty audience is paying top didgery dollar

to watch you get destroyed by Battle Nexus champions.

- Uh, we didn't sign up for this.

Did April sign us up for this? - Hmm?

April, did you--Wait, what have you done with April?

And Draxum?And Dad?

- Not to worry.

The people of New York are in the palm of my hand,

all properly pacified inside this mystic thingamajig.

[eerie music]

[air horn blows]

- [sighs, giggles]

I could sit by this pool forever

and not ask a single question about how I got here.

- [groans] These rays.

Where does one procure a pendulous cranial shield?

[relaxing music]

[groans]

♪ ♪

- Howdy, stranger! - Hmm?

- Would you like some lemonade?

I always make enough for new friends.

- Thank you, shaggy rodent.

[dramatic musical sting]

- [echoing] Lemonade!

- This lemon liquid...

You're Todd! I remember you!

Wait, I know this mind-pacifying magic.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Big Mama is behind this!

♪ ♪

- Your task is simple.

Defeat my champions, and you win your city back.

Fail, and you lose it all.

both: What?

- I have only one question-- how dare you?

- It's okay, guys. We got this.

As long as the Mad Dogs are together,

we can teamwork through anything.

- [giggles]

Well, of course you silly billies can work together...

just not how you think.

[eerie music]

[all screaming]

[ambient music]

♪ ♪

- Ah. - Ghostbear?

- [grunts] - [growls]

- Huh? [yelps, screams]

- Each of you is linked to an enemy,

and you'll need to work together

to complete a challenge

against one of my Battle Nexus champions.

Enjoy wrestling my Troll.

Lose, and I'll add your flattened body-boos

to my hotel rug collection.

- I'm tag team partners with Ghostbear?

Thank you, Big Mama!

- [growling]

- Oh, Fluffy-Pooh,

the only way to break your bonds is to win

or die.

[crowd cheering]

You two must satisfy

my two-headed snake's endless appetite,

or it's you chefs who become lunch.

- [yelping]

I get to team up with my favorite celebrity chef?

Thank you, Big Mama!

- Did you not hear the handsome granny in the sky?

- Sure did.

We're in trouble, baby! - [growls]

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs] This is your champion?

You forgot to add water. [laughs]

Burn! Nailed it.

Huh?

- Whoa! - What? Ah!

[both scream]

- Eat the turtle! He's crunchy!

- My Sprite has never smiled and has a wicked temper.

Make her laugh, or she'll burn you worse

than a well-timed joke.

Pun intended!

- Make her laugh? That's my thing.

[clears throat] All right.

You know why sharks don't eat clowns?

They taste funny. [forced laughter]

- [growls]

[retro music]

- Huh? - Oh.

- Cortex is the smartest Yokai in the Hidden City.

And the cruelest.

Lose, and he keeps the turtle

in his collection of game pieces.

♪ ♪

- Scooch over, Hypno. Chess is my domain.

[both yelp] - Oh, no.

- [yelps] - [gasps]

[all shouting]

- Well played, Big Mama.

- Oh, no.

- If any of you somehow win your battley-bings,

come to my hotel and set your people free.

- [groans]

- Do be sporting chaps

and put on a fantasmic show for us.

[yelps]

My subscribers are paying me a fortune

to watch you all suffer.

Now on with "Battle Nexus: New York"!

[all cheering]

[laughing evilly]

- Wow, Todd, this is the best lemonade ever!

- You all must stop consuming this citrus paradise

and wake up!

This is an illusion!

- I don't know.

Todd's Lemonade Especial tastes pretty real to me.

- And magical! As promised.

- [sighs] No!

We are trapped inside Big Mama's mystic orb.

Look at where we are and who we're with.

How did we get here? Where are the Turtles?

Who even likes Foot Recruit? - Huh?

- Well, I guess, now that you mention it,

it is a little odd.

- Stop trying to ruin a good thing, Draxum.

I'm a parent of four teenage boys.

I need this!

- Then let us cheers to fun in the sun.

[foreboding music]

Observe!

♪ ♪

- My friends! - My sons!

- My BFFs! - My enemies!

- Told you. [overlapping chatter]

- [growling]

- Okay, partner, here's our plan.

[screaming]

Hey, Ghostbear, why'd you push me?

- Lady said the game ends when Troll squishes you, not me.

[both scream] - [growls]

- No! - Whoa!

[exciting music]

- It's time to eat! [grunting]

- [hisses]

- You might want to hurry up there, laddie!

Your snake's beginning to look awfully hungry!

- I'm blending as fast as I can.

A dash of dill weed, a pinch of parsley flakes,

just a touch of olive oil.

- [hisses]

- Just feed the beasties!

They've no palate for fine cuisine!

- Nuh, uh-uh.

It was your old cooking show that taught me

"flavor matters."

- [hisses]

- Yeah, but that was just to sell my cookbooks!

[all cheering]

- So my sheep chiropractor told me

I should try sleeping on my "baaa-ck."

- [growls]

- Uh-oh, I've disappointed enough women in my life

to know that face.

We need to up our game here.

- Come on. I'm trying my best here.

- Well, your best is terrible!

If my brother were here,

we would have made her laugh by now!

- Well, he's not, and neither are my brothers

because Big Mama tied us up to jerks like you!

And if we don't work together, we're all toast!

- I don't care about your brothers!

They're stupid! - [gasps]

For Donnie's honor!

[dramatic music]

[both grunting]

[soft music]

♪ ♪

- Hmm? Hmm!

Hey, just quietly, full disclosure--

I don't know the laws of this sport.

- Oh, for the love of--

- We have to work together on this!

- [growls] [both scream]

- Keep up, tortuga!

[exciting music]

[both grunting]

♪ ♪

[both grunt]

- [growls]

- We are doomed. It's time to tap out.

- Hey, I don't have any posters of Ghostbear giving up!

Remember when you won Knoble Knockout Five?

It's where you introduced your famous move--the Hibernator.

You know what I'm getting at?

- That idea is, how you say,

cowabunga.

- [growls] - [grunts]

[chuckles] - [growls]

[both grunting]

[rock music]

both: Hibernator!

- Whoa! - Ay, ay, ay!

[solemn music]

♪ ♪

[all cheering]

- Oh, we finally have our first victims!

Raph and Ghostbear aren't only eliminated,

they're destroyed.

- No. - Oh, me gosh!

all: No! Raph!

[tranquil music]

[music stops]

- Oh, me gosh, my son lost and is gone forever!

- Barry, whatever you got to do to get us out

of this mystic trap, now's the time.

We got butts to kick!

- This ship is surrounded by a powerful mystic membrane.

I cannot unlock an exit from here,

but perhaps if we reach the bottom...

- [screams] Leap of faith!

- Oh, look, a ladder.

[exciting music]

- Raph-- - [grunts]

You don't even fight good! - Mikey hits harder than you!

- Blue looks terrible on you! - Your hair is a disaster!

[both grunting]

[whimpers] - [chuckles]

- Oh, that's it. Physical comedy.

Pain is always funny. Carl, follow my lead.

- Never!

- Then hit me right in the old peepers

with your pointy pinchers.

- I was already gonna do that before you even said it!

[grunts] Uh, what?

- Right?

[vocalizing]

[laughing]

Oh, I got him. I got him, I got him.

- [screams]

- I got him, I got him. I...don't got him.

- [chuckles] - What is this--improv?

That's the bargain bin of comedy!

[wails]

- You're hilarious.

- [grunting]

- And the Cherry Lewison top.

- Ow! - We do have fun, huh?

- [laughs] Huh?

- Made you laugh. Bye-bye now.

- Laddie, stop it with the dillydallying, will you?

Feed your monster before it eats us both!

Oh, no! I'm out!

- We need to work together and satisfy their appetite!

Trust me!

One satisfying dish is all we need to win this challenge!

Oh, no!

I forget how to spice it! Help me!

- A sprinkle of paprika should unleash the flavor.

- Genius! [grunts]

- [hisses, huffs] - Huh?

[both vocalizing]

What?

[hopeful music]

[laughs] I knew it!

Just like me and Raph fighting over the last slice of pizza.

[soft music]

- Hmm...

- No! Come on!

- You've slain your own king! You surrender!

We are victorious, Hypno!

- I am the king of checkers! - [growls]

- Huh? - [laughs]

Oh, look. - Donnie, you made it!

- It's good to see you, brother!

- Brotherly love.

Yeah, that's what I've been talking about!

- Put that away.

You're embarrassing yourself, Hypno.

[elevator bell dings]

- Hello, victorious binglebeets!

- [groans] - Oh, no!

- Congratulations on defeating my champions.

Or three of them, at least.

- Raph's Hibernator move. - [grunts]

We played your dum-dum game.

Now give us your dum-dum orb

so we can go back to our dum-dum lives.

Wait, that last part wasn't right.

Sorry, from the top-- we played your dum-dum--

- Silence!

The thing is, my dearies,

I don't like how clever you've all been,

so I'm altering the terms at the last second.

I only visited your home to play my little game,

but I rather like this place, and I think I'll be keeping it.

New York City will be my new Battle Nexus arena

and its people my expendable contestants.

[laughs evilly] - Think again, Big Mama.

New York is our house,

and we got you outnumbered six to one!

- [echoing] So long, jerks!

- Villains, am I right? You get it.

- [laughs evilly]Pity.

You three alone could never defeat me.

This will be easy-weazy.

- Yeah, the thing about that is,

us four work together even when we're apart.

- See, for as long as I can remember,

we've endured Raph's obsession with pro wrestling,

so we know that his all-time favorite special move is...

a classic fake-out where he pretends to lose,

and just when the opponent's distracted, he swoops in...

all: Like a boss. - With his...

all: Hibernator!

[insects chirping]

- [clears throat] all: Hibernator!

- [purring]

- Come on, Raph.

You're making us look bad in front of Big Mama!

- Awkward. - [shouts]

[dramatic music]

Hibernator!

- [grunts]

[yelps] My orb!

[grunts]

- Like a boss! - Oh, yeah!

- We aren't done yet. Get the orb!

- The red one survived?

No!

I will have this city! - [grunts]

- ShadowFiend!

- [growling]

- [grunts, wails]

♪ ♪

- Huh? - A weak spot.

That's our exit. [grunting]

Stand back!

[hopeful music]

- [growling]

- Raph was expecting more of a fight,

so after I faked losing at the bridge--

and Ghostbear ditched me--

I swam to the Lair and grabbed your stuff.

Now let's show Big Mama why you don't mess with New York City.

[orb cracks]

- You'll never take the orb from my champion.

But I'll enjoy watching you try.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - We're free!

- Dad? - Draxum?

- April? - Foot Recruit?

- [groans]

- The people of New York are still in there!

[all grunting]

- Guys, what's our plan?

- Retrieve me the orb, and I can free your people.

- I don't think so.

[gags] - Intercept!

[both grunting] - I got it!

- [wails, grunts] - Barry, heads up!

- [grunts] Buy me some time.

[gasps, groans] - [grunts]

Go! We'll cover you!

- [grunting]

[all grunting]

♪ ♪

- Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on!

- Cowabunga!

- [grunts]

- [hisses]

- Whoo, yeah! Take that!

- [grunts] - [growls]

- Master? [grunts]

[all yelp]

- [grunting]

- Ignore the Turtles! Follow the warrior alchemist!

- [growls, hissing]

- [gasping]

So that's how.

- [grunts]

- [growls, hisses] - No!

[suspenseful music]

[gasps, groaning]

- [growls]

♪ ♪

- [screaming]

[calm music]

[low rumbling]

[all screaming]

- [grunts]

[elevator bell dings] - Hiya!

- [grunting]

- [grunting]

[dramatic music]

- [grunts]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

Hey, ShadowFiend, you messed with the wrong family!

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

[grunting]

all: Mystic Hot Soup Hibernator!

- [screams]

[eerie music]

- [groans]

You stubborn-bugglies think you've won, don't you?

- I thought that was obvious. It's over, Big Mama.

Your bodyguard ain't here no more.

- Ha, my champion can never be beaten!

ShadowFiend! [squeals]

Huh? No!

- [laughing maniacally]

[dramatic music]

There is no ShadowFiend. Only...

- [growling] - What? Uh-oh.

♪ ♪

- The Shredder! [all gasping]

Master Shredder, destroy your enemies!

- [growls]

- Blue, quickly, make a portal!

- [hisses] [all scream]

- [grunts] No!

- [grunts] - Dad!

- My sons!

- No, no, no! - [grunting]

♪ ♪

[all gasping]

Come with us, Big Mama! There is still good in you!

- My Cuddleupaguuus!

- [grunting]

♪ ♪

- The Turtles are of no concern to us,

but you enslaved my master.

Now you will lose everything!

I'd run if I were you.

Foot Clan!