- [Gordon] Ohh.
- [Ashley] Good boy.
- [Gordon] He's a good boy.
- [Ashley] He is.
[Gordon] It's gonna be weird
at home without you, boy.
Thanks for letting me have him
for a couple days.
That'll cheer me right up,
I reckon.
It's all right. How are you
going with everything, anyway?
I'm struggling... a little bit.
- Yeah?
- [Ashley] Yeah.
That was my longest
relationship.
And he was a real sweetie.
That's fair.
He was hot too.
Was he or was he just tall?
Was he hot or was he just tall?
Yeah. I mean, if he was 5'5",
different vibe.
- He'd still be hot.
- [Gordon] Okay.
- He was a f*cking dreamboat.
- He was, wasn't he?
And I just wrecked it.
I think I'm broken.
Maybe. It's all right.
I know I am.
[Ashley] Yeah?
[Woman] Lawrence,
put the sausage roll down.
So funny, um, Meggles
got stoned last night
and she made me a profile
on Tinder.
Mm-hm. I know.
- How do you know?
- Saw you there.
So you're just... you're just
fully back on the apps now?
Uh, well, not real...
Not fully back.
I just checked it out of habit.
I mean, I'm single.
Yeah, I'm single too.
Yeah, just a couple
of single people.
Ready to mingle.
- Yeah.
- [Man] Excuse me.
Um, sorry. Would you just mind
putting your dog on a leash?
We're having a party over there
with some little kids
and this isn't a dog park,
technically, so...
Yeah, he's a crippled dog, mate.
He's not gonna cause any fuss.
Yeah, it's just that,
uh, you know,
all dogs should be on a leash,
you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know what you mean,
but you know what I mean?
- He's got...
- [Man] A dog's a dog, mate.
Yeah, mate, but he's got wheels
for back legs.
- So apply a bit of logic.
- That... It's not a cat.
You don't have a cat, do you?
Who brings a cat
to a park, brother?
No-one brings... I'm not saying
you brought a cat to a park.
[Gordon]
You brought up cats, mate!
I don't know what's going on
with your cult there, but...
Just 'cause I wear linen
doesn't mean I'm in a cult.
It's a gender reveal.
Yeah, whose gender are you
revealing, mate? Your own?
- Are you okay?
- [Gordon] Yeah, mate, I'm okay.
- Is he okay?
- [Ashley] All good. I've got it.
- I'm leashing him. All good.
- Yeah.
Pop him... I'll pop him on now.
Thank you.
It's not hard, is it?
It was hard. It was hard.
This is what's wrong
with the world.
Yeah, I agree. Off you go.
- Off you pop.
- You can go now. Thank you.
[Gordon] You're not
leashing him, are you?
[Ashley] I'm not leashing him.
I was just pretending.
f*ck that. Off you pop, Col.
I mean, people like him...
Jesus. f*cking k*ll me.
- [Ashley] So, rewind.
- [Gordon] Mm-hm.
Why, um...
[Woman] Rupert! No, not...
Why do you think
that you're broken?
Oh, same stuff.
I mean, I hurt Chelsea badly.
[Ashley] Yeah.
I did. And... I don't know
what I want sometimes.
Like, what was I doing
in an IVF clinic
with someone I'm so-so on?
Like, that's not okay.
- Oh. When did you do all that?
- That was...
Well, that was actually the day
that she and I broke up.
S...
That was after
we, um, in your car.
Unfortunately, yeah.
So you... Wait a second.
[Laughs] Sorry.
You did IVF with someone
that you just cheated on?
Yes, but no embryos were made.
f*ck, man. What if they were?
They weren't. They weren't.
- But what if they were?
- But... but they weren't.
I couldn't even perform
because of what was going on.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it wasn't my finest hour.
I don't know
how I feel about this.
What? We weren't together.
- [Ashley] Mm.
- We're not together.
I know, but you were actively
trying to start a family
with someone after we had sex.
I mean, that is massive!
Also, was what we did nothing?
Like...
No, but... but she was
my partner then.
She was, okay?
And we were already
talking about having kids.
Mm. Didn't mention that
at dinner, did ya?
No, I said
she was fully committed.
- That's what I said.
- [Ashley] Hmm.
Gordon, that's a shame.
This feels yucky now.
That's really yucky. I wanna go.
- [Man] He's tangled up! Mate!
- Yep.
- [Gordon] Hey?
- Your dog!
[Gordon] Hey, hey, hey!
Get off him!
- [Man] It's not on a leash!
- [Gordon] Get off him!
- I'm not...
- Get off him. Get off him.
[Man] Get in there
and pull him out.
Get off him. He's a high-needs
dog. Thank you. Sorry.
- [Man] Serious?
- Yeah. You're stressing him out.
But can you just...
It's delicate ribbon.
It's tangled, guys.
Go back the other way.
- [Man] Unwind it.
- [Gordon] Okay, mate.
- Can you... Can you...
- [Man] Don't pull it!
[People gasp]
[Gordon] I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Do you have a backup or...
You're jo...
Why would I have a backup?
Just leave it, Nathan.
We've got it in an email.
I don't wanna find out
in an email.
- Well, I've already had a look.
- Why?
I didn't want
gender disappointment, okay?
- [Nathan] With what?
- With another boy.
- So we're having a girl?
- No, Nathan!
It's another boy.
Uh, sorry. Hey, congratulations.
- Cheers, mate.
- Yeah, yeah. It's great.
[Theme music]
Hey, Mama.
Oh, goodness me!
You really shouldn't show up
unannounced like that.
David was just here.
What? Why?
For morning tea.
Wanted to see his Lynny
before the sad drive back
to Warrnambool
with his dead grandmother's
burning a hole in his pocket.
Mum, this is where I'm supposed
to come for comfort, not David.
This is my house!
Classic Ashley.
Needing two houses
for all her feelings.
Come here. You haven't
even cuddled me yet.
Why would I?
[Lynelle] Ohh.
- [Ashley] Mm.
- Hey.
- Mother to daughter.
- Yeah?
I'm thinking of
getting a neck lift,
but I'm concerned it might
affect my throat shakra.
You could get one too.
We could go to Turkey.
What do you think?
- I don't know, Mum.
- [Lynelle] Ohh.
Oh, I see you brought Colin.
Are you and Gordon back on?
Careful, they're not keto.
I wasn't...
No, um, we are not back on.
I think I just need to be alone
for a while.
Or, you know, single.
He doesn't feel very safe.
Safe? What nonsense
you kids come out with.
Anyway, don't worry about it,
I'm actually on Tinder,
and I've already matched with
some real hotties.
So I'm... I'm doing fine.
Well, be careful
on Tinder, darling.
Lee's photos were used
for an account.
Someone pretended to be him and
then messaged a lot of girls.
Indecent photos. Deep fakes.
Deep fakes. Huh.
But, you know, it's good
you've got the dog back.
You can take him on daily walks.
Be good for both of you.
Please don't.
Well, it's very sedentary
being a GP.
You should get one of
those treadmill desks.
Oh, yeah, I'm sure
my patients would love
to get their diagnoses
while I'm on a treadmill.
"Oh, sorry, Mr. Jeffries.
The cancer's back."
You couldn't put it
behind a low wall?
They'd still hear the hum, Mum.
Ohhh!
No! Lee's nude!
Oh, calm down, Ashley Marie.
Lee!
Ashley's here.
Better put some clothes on.
Right you are.
What's he doing?
How would I know?
God, you're a bit rough on men,
I've decided.
[Lee] Hello.
Pardon moi, Ashley.
I was just testing the camera's
exposure on my skin tones.
Why, you ask?
- I didn't ask.
- [Lee] Well, it's because...
Actually, have you heard
of Spencer Tunick?
[Ashley] Hmm...
Yeah, he's famous for organizing
and photographing
large-scale nude shoots.
I'm doing that.
Right. Isn't he
already doing that?
Well, I don't think
he has a patent on nudity.
- [Ashley] Oh, gosh.
- Oh, Lee, robe!
Oh!
Peek-a-boo.
[Quirky percussive music]
It's over. It's over.
The ax-throwing lawsuit
is finally f*cking over.
Well, not for him.
He lost a finger.
He can buy a new one.
- Yeah, but can he?
- Yeah.
- But good job, buddy.
- [Gordon] Thank you.
What's your next big idea?
Is it whiskey and welding?
That's actually not bad.
I won't, but it does sound
like a good afternoon.
- [Chiara] Oh.
- Think about it.
- Whiskey and welding?
- [Brett groans]
Hey, Mummy and Daddy.
- Oh, hey, baby boy.
- [Gordon] Hey.
Hey, how's your head?
I've been meaning to ask.
Uh... I'm not allowed to
talk about the incident.
- The incident?
- [Chiara] The incident?
Let's just leave it
to the lawyers.
- You f*cking what?
- [Brett] Well...
..I'm taking legal action
for unsafe work conditions.
Are you fu... Are you...
No, no, no, no.
No. No, no, no. No. You weren't
at work. You were at my house.
- As your assistant.
- [Gordon] No. No, mate.
You set off the flea bombs
as my assistant,
and then you went back in
as a mate.
That wasn't stipulated, Gordon.
You'll be hearing
from my lawyer.
Oh, I can't
f*cking believe this.
Look, I'm not suing you,
all right?
I'm suing the business.
You won't feel it.
Won't feel it?!
I am the business, Brett!
No, it's Bingewell and all that.
Look, I could make some serious
money from this. All right?
I-I'm trying to start a life
with Carmen.
- Ahh!
- Oh, did she put you up to this?
- [Brett] Maybe.
- [Gordon] That's great.
'Cause now I need another
f*cking lawyer, Brett.
No, you don't. Bingewell does.
You could talk to Chelsea,
I guess.
Yeah, I probably won't talk
to Chelsea
'cause I just broke up
with Chelsea.
You were f*cking there, Brett.
I'm sorry.
I was a bit concussed, mate.
Did you think to check up on me?
No, I didn't check on you,
and I'm sorry.
- Does that make it all go away?
- [Brett] No.
Okay, great. I'll wait
to hear from your lawyers.
Thank you.
The f*ck is going on with him?
He is a bit peppery now.
- [Gordon] He is very peppery.
- Since Carmen.
- [Gordon] Yeah, I know.
- But it's kind of...
He's got some...
You always had the...
And now he does.
[Gordon] You haven't finished
one sentence.
Yeah.
[Easygoing music]
What are you doing tonight?
Do you want to do something?
Let's do something. Will we...
Uh... Oh, I've got, um...
- What?
- Yeah, n... nah.
- What's happened?
- Nothing.
What, are you suing me as well?
No. I'm going to
Meggles's place.
- Meggles and Ash's?
- Yeah.
- Why?
- Uh, yeah.
But, no, you can't come.
I didn't ask to come. Why? Why?
Hang on, why can't I come?
Well, 'cause it's...
What's going on?
Not that it's any
of your business,
but we've been seeing
a bit of each other.
- You and Meggles? Again?
- [Chiara] Mm-hm.
- And Andre.
- [Gordon] What?
And Rumi.
- What?
- [Chiara] Yeah.
It's technically a games night,
but it'll probably get sexy.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Yeah. Okay?
You're all gonna
have sex tonight?
Yeah.
People are doing it, Grandad.
What about Ash?
Will Ash be there?
Well, she lives there.
Hang on. So, what, do you
have sex with Ash as well?
I don't know, Gordon. That
would be up to her. Consent.
You ever heard of it?
Having said that,
she is single now, isn't she?
Anything's possible.
What is happening?
[Door opens]
[Megan] Oh!
We need more nappies.
- [Door slams]
- [Megan] Oh!
- Sorry.
- [Megan] Jesus.
[Megan sighs] So, what are
we feeding Genre tonight?
- [Message bleeps]
- [Rumi] What?
- [Megan] What are we...
- [Ashley chuckles]
[Megan] What are we feeding
Genre tonight?
[Rumi] I can't hear you.
You have to speak louder.
[Megan shouts] What are we
feeding Genre tonight?
Nuggets? Hi, darling.
Hey.
It's not nutritious, Rumes.
This is the one chance we have
to grow his brain.
- And I just...
- [Message pings]
I feel like you're not
taking that seriously.
- [Rumi] Ash, you're a doctor.
- Uh...
[Rumi] Will feeding him
nuggets tonight so we can relax
ruin our one opportunity
to grow his brain?
Sorry, I also
studied medicine, Rumi.
Yeah, but you're not
a doctor, sweetheart.
- We have talked about that.
- Oh, that's right.
Because I chose to
carry our child!
You have never been
more beautiful.
- Jesus f*cking Christ!
- [Ashley mutters]
And I have always said that.
You were in your...
I thought you were gonna go to
your mum's for dinner tonight.
No, I canceled.
Um, so I'm just gonna play
The Sims in my room.
- Oh.
- [Ashley] Is that okay?
- Yeah. It's...
- Yeah.
What's happening?
You're being weird.
Oh, no, it's um...
Look, we were just gonna
have a sort of games night
with Chiara and Andre tonight.
- Oh.
- [Rumi] Yeah.
- Really?
- [Megan] Um, just stop it.
[Rumi] No, it's okay, it's okay.
Um, we have been seeing a bit
of her and her tiny husband.
It's fun, it is sexy,
and you'd be very welcome
to join us.
Sexy? Ha!
I just... I don't think
it's Ash's vibe.
- What?
- Well, how do you know?
How do you know? Huh?
It could be. Couldn't it?
[Megan] I just...
I don't think you'd love it.
Yeah, she can just hang around
if she wants to.
Or, but, actually, no pressure,
if you do want to bring someone,
we would have enough people
to play Alien.
Yeah. Not Gordon, hey?
- No.
- No.
- [Ashley] Yeah.
- No.
I've actually been texting,
like, a hot Tinder guy today.
- I could ask him.
- [Rumi] Yes. Yes!
Yeah. If you want.
Okay, Meggles, I feel like
you don't want me here.
I do, okay?
It's just, like, I...
You know, we haven't really
done this kind of stuff
around each other
since I came out and...
- [Rumi] Mm.
- ..I don't want it to be weird.
Totally.
Oh, honestly, I'll probably just
tap out before it gets weird.
Okay, great.
Or just...
Or just see what happens.
- There's no pressure.
- No, obviously.
Because consent and boundaries.
Absolutely.
Just, you know, sometimes
the... the spirit takes you.
I'm just gonna text Bruno.
- Hey!
- Okay.
Bruno's a great name.
[Contemplative music]
[Phone thuds]
- [Easygoing music]
- And I brought her to cl*max.
I inserted the turkey baster.
The rest is history.
Right there it was.
Actually right there.
- Yeah.
- [Rumi] Very moving.
- [Doorbell chimes]
- Ama... Oh, crumbs.
That'll be Bruno. Ahhh!
- What am I doing?
- No one knows, babe.
But I can just
hang out with him.
We don't have to do
anything, right?
- Yeah.
- Okay. You're adorable.
Just stop it.
Shut up.
That's pervy.
- Okay, everybody.
- Oh!
Say good night to Genre Zephyr.
Night-night, little lady.
It's a boy, Andre.
No, totally fluid here.
Go for your life.
Good night,
you majestic creature.
Kisses for Mummy?
[Genre babbles]
- No? Okay.
- [Door opens]
- [Megan] Yeah.
- Boundaries.
- [Chiara] Mm-hm.
- That's beautiful, actually.
[Door closes]
'Cause we're teaching him early.
- That's the thing.
- [Chiara and Andre] Yeah.
- And we say...
- Uh, this is Bruno.
- [Andre] Oh, hey!
- [Bruno] Hi, everyone.
- Ohh.
- [Rumi] Hi.
This is Andre, Chiara and Rumi.
And Meg will be back
in a few sex... seconds.
- Seconds.
- Love it.
- What's going on?
- [Ashley] Just hangin'.
- Can I, um, get you a beer?
- Uh, yeah. Cheers, little fella.
[Ashley giggles]
Bruno, have you
ever played Alien?
- Ah! I texted you about that.
- No.
Ah! So, um, there's an egg.
We'll... we'll use this.
Okay, um...
Hey, wait,
don't start without me.
[Rumi] No, no, no.
I was just doing the rules.
- I was doing the rules.
- Okay, okay.
- Okay, so...
- So, there's a captain. Oh.
- A captain.
- Hi. Hi.
- Bruno.
- Bruno.
- Bruno.
- There's a captain, right?
- Correct.
- And then, um...
And the captain
will wear my hat.
That's the captain's hat. Ah-ha!
And everyone wants
to get on the ship.
[Rumi] Yes.
[Megan] And they must
convince the captain
to let them on the ship.
But hiding amongst us
is an alien.
Shut up, shut up, you guys.
Okay, there's one alien. Okay?
They want to get on a ship.
The captain has to stop
that happening. Let's go!
[Trippy music]
[Megan] I swear to you...
- I don't know. I don't know.
- Yeah.
Baby, I'm not the alien.
Swear on your child's life.
- Andre! Weird.
- Swear on Genre.
Do you want me to
swear on Genre's life?
Do it.
- Swear.
- [Ashley] Okay, that's not good.
- Swear.
- [Andre] Swear.
I'm not swearing on
our child's life who's asleep...
- [Doorbell rings]
- ..in the next room. f*cking...
I would love to get that.
I thought this game
was meant to be fun.
I'd like to get out. Yep. Cool.
[Trippy music continues]
- You having fun, Bruno?
- Oh, yeah.
Uh, I don't have the alien.
[Ashley] You don't
have the alien?
- It's not how...
- I don't.
- [Rumi] Okay.
- What does that mean?
You're not the alien.
[Bruno] I'm not the alien
because black guys
can't be aliens.
And I actually can't fight that.
[Loud knock at door]
- [Door squeaks]
- Hey.
Oh, here we go.
- [Gordon] What?
- You're pathetic.
- [Gordon] Am I?
- This is pathetic.
- [Gordon] Is it?
- Yeah, it is.
Sorry. Have I interrupted
the g*ng bang, have I?
No, nothing's happened.
We're playing Alien.
Well, it's all good. I'm just,
uh, bringing Colin's, um, bed.
I forgot to give it to Ash.
- Oh, that's why you're here?
- [Gordon] Yes.
Yeah, okay.
Okay, I'll give it to her.
- Yeah. No, no. All good.
- It's all good.
- No, no, no.
- She's hanging out with us.
Oh, she's getting
into it, is she?
Well, she invited someone.
- Has she?
- [Chiara] Mm-hm.
- All good.
- [Chiara] Good, then.
All good, Chi.
She's single. I'm single.
So it's all good.
We're all single.
- Don't. It's weird. Weird.
- Relax. Relax.
- So weird! Don't go over there.
- A lot of tension in your body.
[Chiara] Don't.
[Trippy music]
- Argh!
- [Rumi shouts] Oh, no!
- Ha-ha-ha!
- No, I'm...
Oh, you are playing Alien.
Yeah. Told you, f*ck.
- I'm outraged!
- [Bruno laughs]
- [Gordon] Hey.
- Hey.
Oh, look who's here!
It's Gordon.
Hey. I was just bringing
this, uh, for Colin.
Who's Colin?
That's the dog, Andre.
It's good to see you again, man.
- Uh, hey, buddy.
- [Bruno] Oi. I'm, uh, Gordon.
- Bruno.
- [Gordon] Bruno. Hey!
- Hey.
- [Gordon] Course you are.
- [Fingers snap]
- Cool.
Gordon, you want to play
a game of Alien, sexy boy?
No, he's good.
- Yeah, I don't wanna intrude.
- Yes, you do.
Honestly, it's all good, mate.
The more, the merrier.
I mean, we're all f*cking
tonight anyway, aren't we?
Well, we don't say it like that.
We couch it. We couch it.
I'm not here to f*ck spiders,
right? [Laughs]
Can we just see
what happens, though?
Like, do we have to name it?
Like, can we just, like,
keep playing the game?
'Cause you might get tired
or have a tummy ache and...
Let's just keep playing Alien.
- Yeah.
- [Ashley] Can we play Alien?
- Yeah, play the game. Yeah.
- [Bruno] For sure, babe.
- I'll play.
- [Bruno] Yeah. Bro.
- You don't mind, Bruno?
- [Bruno] No, bro.
- Great. Then we're all cool.
- [Bruno] Do this.
-[Gordon] Cool.
[Rumi] All right, you, Bruno...
- [Bruno] Is that okay?
- [Rumi] ..are the captain.
- Just bringing Colin's bed.
- [Rumi] Fantastic.
- Have you played Alien before?
- No.
[Upbeat electronic music]
[Baby monitor
plays ocean sounds]
Mummy. Mummy.
# Do you want gold? #
Let me touch it.
[Bruno] Don't do it,
don't do it.
Safe!
[Ashley speaks indistinctly]
[Bruno] Ahh... Oh!
- [Ashley] Don't look.
- [Rumi] Okay, don't look.
# Do you want gold? #
Okay, okay, we actually have
enough women here.
[Upbeat electronic music]
# Do you want gold? #
- [Chiara] Bup, bup, bup!
- [Bruno] Wait, wait, wait!
What the f*ck?
I haven't done anything.
This is high risk, high reward.
Three, four...
- [Rumi] Oh!
- Oh, no!
[Shouts]
Don't touch it!
Don't touch that!
[All scream]
- [Gordon] No!
- [Rumi] No!
# Do you want gold? #
Rumes. Rumes, Rumes, Rumes.
It's okay that
Gordon's here, right?
I mean, he seems
kind of okay with Bruno.
'Cause I just thought that
we were doing a single thing.
I thought we were single.
[Chuckles]
Ashley, you need to stop
giving away your power, okay?
- [Gulps] Totally, totally.
- [Rumi] Mm.
Do you want me to kiss you?
No, thank you.
We're allowed.
- [Ashley] Are we?
- Yeah, tonight.
I think I'm very straight.
Okay.
So, c*ck
with a "C" or with a "K"?
Um, I don't know, you choose.
See, look? I'm relaxed.
[Ashley laughs awkwardly]
- Okay, I think.
- [Ashley] Yeah.
- Great. These are my speciality.
- [Ashley] Yummy.
- Mmm. That's delicious.
- [Rumi] Hmm!
[Andre] Not the f*cking wine!
Look, don't worry about Andre.
He really comes into his own.
Yeah, good,
'cause he's a bit annoying.
Oh, yeah, he is, but he has
got the most tremendous p*nis.
Oh.
[Rumi] You'll see.
- Will I? - [Rumi] Yeah.
Stop. Hey.
- Yeah?
- How sexy does this thing get?
Oh, it's full f*cking.
But also chill, chill.
[Women chatter indistinctly]
So, uh, Andre,
you still doing voice-overs
and that sort of thing or...
Iie.
That's good.
Is there much money in that?
- I said I'm not doing them.
- You said, "Yeah."
I said, "Iie."
It's Japanese for no.
[Gordon] Ashy,
could you sit here, please?
- [Ashley] Mmm.
- Yeah, yeah.
Hey.
Hey, hey.
[Ashley] Hey, big fella.
- Hey, little lady.
- [Ashley giggles]
[Gordon] Ha.
Um, Colin could have slept
on my bed, you know.
I know, but...
is it okay that I'm here?
Mm. Yeah, I'm cool.
This morning was a bit weird.
I get that, and I'm sorry.
I get that, and I'm not sorry.
Can you go away?
I was sitting here first.
Make me.
Ooh, popular lady.
Everyone wants a piece.
Oh. Gosh, I hope not. [Giggles]
All right, vibe check. Everyone,
how are we feeling? Warm?
- [Chiara] Yeah!
- Warm?
- [Chiara] Pretty good.
- All right.
c*ck with a "C"
or with a "K"?
I take it the "K" is ketamine?
You are correct.
But is the "C" cocaine
or just normal c*ck?
No, just normal c*ck,
but if you want cocaine,
there's some on the plate
on top of the fridge.
f*ck, yeah.
Who's having ketamine?
You are, baby.
What else you got?
[Rumi] What else? Oy vey!
Uh, we got some acid
in the Bible.
We got weed out the back,
obviously.
Then I probably got
some molly in my wallet.
Why, are you interested?
Uh, as a cop,
I probably shouldn't.
That's right.
You're all under arrest.
What?
Nah, you're good. Had you going.
- [Bruno laughs]
- Oh, my God.
- [Bruno] I'm totally kidding.
- [Laughs]
- I got ya!
- Ah-ha!
- [Ashley] Oh.
- Bruno.
- Funny.
- You're funny!
He's funny.
So, do you want a drink or...
Uh, no, I'm good,
thanks, for now.
'Cause you're not
a police officer?
Oh, no, I am.
Yeah, very much so.
Oh, but youse are good.
I'm off duty.
- [Chiara] Right.
- Oh.
- Or am I?
- [Chiara] Goodness.
Nah, I am. [Laughs]
- [Others laugh awkwardly]
- [Andre] Right.
- [Rumi] So...
- Still funny.
- [Rumi] Yep.
- [Laughs]
Mmm. Yeah, you didn't put that
on your profile.
Well, no,
because who invites a cop
to a druggie-druggie sex party?
- That's a great question, Ash.
- [Phone rings]
Mmm.
Oh, the wife and kiddos.
Excuse I.
You're married?
Yeah, but, uh, the wife and I
have an arrangement.
Wink.
Oh, great.
- Hey, bubbas. Hey.
- [Child] Hi, Dada.
[Bruno] What are we
reading tonight, eh?
[Child] Caterpillar.
- Ooh, The Very Hungry...
Wow. A married cop.
- Good one, Ash.
- [Gordon] Hmm.
What have I done, Gordy?
Something funny.
- Take that away from me.
- I will.
Everybody, hey,
have I really f*cked up?
- Yeah, a little bit.
- It's pretty weird.
There's a cop here. It's pretty
weird. I'm not gonna lie.
- Everybody...
- Where did he go?
Everybody, relax.
Everything is going to be okay.
- [Chiara laughs]
- Let the games begin.
Ooh! Really nice.
- Gordy.
- [Megan moans]
[Megan exhales]
f*ck, yeah! [Chuckles]
[Chiara, Rumi and Megan
breathe heavily]
[Andre exhales]
It's on. [Chuckles]
[Gordon] Huh.
- It's on like Donkey Kong.
- Mmm.
[Ashley] Uh-oh.
[Laughs awkwardly]
- Uh...
- [Ashley] Um...
Yeah.
That's good. That's good.
- That's all right.
- [Ashley] Mmm!
Don't judge it.
- I'm not judging.
- [Ashley] You judged it.
No, no, no. No. It's good.
Oh, my turn.
[Laughs awkwardly]
Good.
Thanks.
[Breathes sharply]
[Andre] Gordy.
Beep-beep!
What? Stop.
Why are you doing that?
- People like it.
- I don't.
- Okay.
- [Gordon] Okay.
My God.
I'm actually okay, bro.
I'm okay.
Don't be that guy.
[Gordon] What guy?
We don't really like
each other, Andre.
Why... why are we trying to kiss?
[Andre's voice echoes]
It's that kind of night, Gordy.
Don't you wanna open your mind
a little bit?
[Gordon] My mind's open.
We had a little kiss.
- [School bell rings]
- [Gordon] That's enough.
Whatever's happening on
the couch there, get into that.
- [Wind howls]
- [Coins clink]
[Gordon] Of all the men...
[Officer shouts commands]
[Gordon and Andre
continue arguing faintly]
[Plays "The Last Post"]
- f*cked it out?
- Yeah.
And how does that go?
This looks, uh, looks a little
heated. What did I miss?
Uh... uh...
[Gordon] Uh...
Excuse me. I have to...
- I'm gonna go.
- Are you okay?
- [Ashley] Yeah.
- [Footsteps recede]
[Bruno sighs]
Mmm.
[Light jazz music]
So, good dads, bad dads,
what did we have?
[Baby monitor
plays ocean sounds]
[Discordant music]
[Mutters indistinctly]
[Waves crash]
[Tender music]
[Tender music continues]
[Wheels squeak]
Aaagh!
[Soundscape distorts and fades]
[Discordant music]
[Whooshing]
[Discordant music continues]
- [Andre speaks indistinctly]
- [Light jazz music]
[Speaks indistinctly]
[Andre continues
speaking indistinctly]
[Ashley] Oh.
f*ck' 'ell.
Oh, no.
- [Piano melody]
- [Child] Are you okay, Ash?
[Child 2] Ashy, how are you?
[Child] Ash, do you need
a top-up?
[Piano melody stops,
light jazz music resumes]
- [Piano melody resumes]
- What the f*ck?
What are you doing?
Stop it.
- [Piano melody stops]
- Sit here, babe.
[Piano melody resumes]
Hands on heads, kids.
Why are you so small and young?
Oh, God.
Ashy, are you okay?
You okay?
- Hey.
- Hey.
You okay? I might get
you out of here, hey?
You all right?
You're all right. You're okay.
No, no, no. I'm coming down.
She's in a K-hole, for sure.
- Oh, is she?
- Yeah.
I might get her out of here.
Oh, no, mate, I can handle it.
It's okay, mate.
She's safe with me.
Okay? Should we go? Should
we get Colin and we'll go?
What happened?
Nothing. Well, I think
it's just been a big night.
Hey, Ash?
- [Piano melody resumes]
- This isn't happening.
Whatever's happening is not
happening, okay? It's okay.
- Very small.
- Yeah. Yeah, they're small.
- It's okay.
- So little.
- [Rumi] Me?
- Yeah, you.
[Rumi] What did I do?
Hey. No, Ashy. Ashy. Ashy?
Did she know...
How much did she have?
It's okay. Nearly there.
[Quirky music]
All righty. Here we go.
Good boy, Colly. Here we go.
- You all right? Ash, Ash, Ash.
- [Man] Mama.
[Gordon] Ashy?
Mama.
[Ashley] Uh-uh.
Just out the door.
Can you straighten up?
Poor Ashy.
Yeah. I hope she's okay.
[Chiara] Mm-hm.
[Megan] How many did she have?
- Okay. So are we doing this...
- [Belt buckle clinks]
- ..or what?
- [Pants drop]
- Oh... my... God!
- [Chiara exclaims]
What?
[Rumi] Holy moly.
[Chiara] With respect, Bruno,
um, Andre, he likes to be
the big sausage in the pan.
I do.
So we're gonna
have to ask you...
- ..you two to leave.
- No.
[Chiara] None of us know
what to do with that.
Honestly... I might.
No, no, please.
I feel sick looking at it.
- I feel sick.
- Shh, shh, shh!
Can you just put your pants...
- Oh, yeah.
- [Chiara] Yeah.
[Bruno] No worries.
I totally get it.
- Totally get it.
- [Chiara] Yeah.
- It's not for all markets.
- [Chiara] Right.
- Cool. All right. Hooroo.
- [Chiara] Okay.
[Chiara] Yeah, okay. And sorry.
- [Megan] Sorry. Sorry, mate.
- I hope we don't... Yeah.
I'll text you for tennis, man.
- Yeah. Yeah, I'd love that.
- Okay.
- Did you get your charger?
- I did. I did.
[Rumi] Smart man.
Yeah, cool. Yeah.
- [Megan] Right. To the right.
- [Rumi] There you go.
- That was it soft.
- [Door opens]
- [Rumi] I know!
- That was soft.
[Mellow music]
- [Gordon] Hey.
- Hey.
Feeling better?
I feel almost normal.
I did throw up in there, though.
Oh, that's good.
Why don't you come in?
You might like to
snuggle with Colly.
He's no stranger to K-holes.
Do you think anybody noticed?
Noticed what?
Yeah, kept it pretty cool.
I think you got away with it.
Am I sleeping there?
Yeah, but I'm sleeping
in the other room.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
You can snuggle here with Colly.
I want you to be comfy.
Oh, thank you.
- Come on.
- Thanks, Gordy.
Get in here with Colly. Come on.
Thank you.
Yes. Yes.
Hello, boy.
There he is.
Oh, oh, she's back.
I miss being in bed with you.
Yeah.
Um, weird question.
Did we ever go to
the beach together?
Back when we were dating?
I don't think so. Why?
When I was tripping ba*ls,
I went to the loveliest place
with you.
Did you?
I'm glad it wasn't all bad.
It wasn't.
Do you think they're all
having sex now or whatever?
- I hope so.
- Me too.
I think they're
really up for it.
Yeah.
# Introvert, extrovert,
doesn't matter #
# Introvert,
extrovert, doesn't matter #
# Introvert, extrovert,
doesn't matter #
- # Introvert, extrovert... #
- Hat work.
# Doesn't matter... #
[Instrumental break]
Un... believable.
# Introvert, extrovert #
# Introvert,
extrovert #
# Introvert, extrovert #
# Introvert,
extrovert #
# Introvert #
# Def... def... definition #
# Def... def #
# Definition #
# For introvert #
# Not expressing your feelings #
# Not expressing #
# Your feelings, feelings #
# Def... def #
# Definition #
# Def... def... definition #
# For extrovert #
# Expressing your feelings #
# Expressing your feelings,
feelings #
# Ooh, doesn't matter #
Okay, I think you should go
home now. I'm really tired.
- Mate, you gotta get that off.
- When did you get changed?
We gotta go and get the kids.
Gotta get the kids, mate.
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03x05 - Druggy Druggy Sex Party
Ashley and Gordon are brought together by a car accident and an injured dog, and learn to navigate life together.