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[narrator] It is said
that within every loss, every challenge,
and every failure, there is a gift.
And when our band of unlikely adventurers
are tasked with saving the world
from the coming storm,
they will bring together
the bravest and the brightest to stop it.
But finding the last and most elusive
member of the Order of the Stone,
and his legendary formidi-b*mb...
would prove
their most perilous mission yet,
for some would rather
our heroes' story end here,
shutting the door
on their adventure forever.
But, like all doors, when one closes,
another is bound to open.
[in slo-mo] No!
[Axel] Stop him!
You won't get away with this.
[grunts]
Watch it!
-[in normal speed] Get out of the way!
-[Axel screams]
Everyone okay?
[groans] I felt all of that.
That was one heck of a landing, Axel.
He mostly used his face.
-We need to find Soren.
-Yeah.
[Olivia] I still can't figure out
how Ivor made the door close.
[Lukas] Maybe we should focus more
on how it opens.
-That's basically what I said.
-Are you okay?
Why are you asking me that?
Just checking up on you.
Everything's fine. All of it.
Are you okay--? [coughs]
Wait, are you--? [coughs]
Are, you--? [coughs]
Look at this.
I'm not trying to freak you out, but...
I'm a little bit freaked out right now.
It's starting to feel stiff.
And my vision's all jittery.
We have to tell the others.
-This isn't a "we" thing.
-Yes, it is.
We're a team,
and they all deserve to know.
Maybe.
Look, I'll tell them... eventually.
You have to.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
If it becomes more of a thing,
I'll tell everyone.
But let me do it.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right, but I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have this!
Flint and steel?
I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
Oh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
[amulet pulsing]
This is the spot. It has to be.
Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know, I just need a--
-Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
[pulsing continues]
-[Axel] Are we cool?
-It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I-- I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Looks pretty good!
Uh, it's dark, but other than that,
we're okay.
Heading down!
Don't look up!
I've got to work up the nerve.
[gasps]
Wait!
You have to say that now?
-Something's not right.
-[squeaking]
[squeaking]
-Bats!
-[all screaming]
-Why are we screaming?
-[squeals]
Ew! Get away!
I touched it! It touched me! Ahh!
[panting, stammering]
All right, it's safe now.
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[grunts]
[sighs]
Everyone okay?
I just slipped.
What's that smell?
Just breathe through your mouth.
-Axel already does that.
-Hey!
Let's get out of here.
Stay close, boy.
We have to get out of here.
[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here!
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
What's a grinder doing down here?
Not just any grinder.
This is the craziest one I've ever seen.
It has to be Soren's.
[hissing]
-Creepers!
-[Reuben squeals]
Duck!
Ah!
[expl*si*n]
There he is.
He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. Yes.
[sighs]
Wait! Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
The jumping is the easy part.
It's the landing that's hard.
[theme music playing]
This one's mine.
[grunts]
-[zombie growling]
-[screams]
Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[gasps, panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead!
I'm talking to you!
Anytime now, Jesse!
Ya!
Hi-yah!
[sighs]
-[Jesse] Hold on!
-[Lukas shouts]
[Reuben squealing]
Reuben, wait up!
Ya!
[creepers hissing]
Ah!
[Reuben squealing]
[Petra] Jesse, incoming!
[screams]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet, it's over there!
[Axel screaming]
[Reuben squealing]
[Jesse] I've got to help them!
-What about the amulet?
-You get it! I'm coming, Reuben!
Get away from my pig!
Got it!
Jesse, behind you!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[muffled shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[screams, grunts]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
[screams]
[sighs] Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[screaming]
[Lukas grunts]
No, no. Don't worry.
I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Reuben snorts]
[squealing]
[Axel] I knew you'd come for us.
I just knew it.
Reuben had his doubts.
I owe you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
[whimpering]
Both of you.
Thanks, Jesse.
There's something different
about you, Jesse.
You're...
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on!
This is where
all the loot gets sorted, right?
That's exactly what it is.
See that?
-Things are starting to turn around.
-Oof!
-[Lukas] It looks like it's still working.
-[amulet chiming]
I'll just be real careful with it.
Keep it safe.
Hey, thanks for grabbing that.
Not a problem.
Hang on a minute.
He's close. Soren's close by!
He's gotta be this way.
Look how bright it is!
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
-[zombie growls]
-[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-[Jesse] Axel, look out!
-Ah!
Take that, ugly!
-Oh. You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
-Take that!
-In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters!
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait. What--? Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Petra!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpers] Oh, jeez.
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Endermen grunting]
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
Call it what you want. Long as
we don't look at them, we'll be fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
We might want to hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
Stuff like that doesn't work
in the Nether.
Probably not the End, either.
[laughs] Oh, great. Whoo!
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We have to keep truckin'
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build
a staircase in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, follow me!
I'll get us to the other side!
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what?
I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow Lukas.
And let's pick up the pace, okay?
Come on!
[coughing]
[coughing]
Nice moves back there, Lukas.
[chuckles] Thanks.
And you, too, Jesse.
Thanks for giving me a shot.
Let's go.
[panting]
I hope that someday I love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, can you give me a sec?
Need a hand?
Oh, no. [coughs]
I can manage. Thanks.
Really, I'm fine.
I'm good, I'm good. We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
[Jesse] There's a ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Whatever this is,
looks like that's the way in.
-After you, dude.
-Here goes.
[grunts, exhales]
[Petra] Please don't say "more stairs."
It's the most beautiful place
I've ever seen.
Ah, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the--?
It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass,
it's-- it's all wool!
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit.
You don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing.
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
What's his problem?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
Well, to open a secret door,
you need a secret mechanism.
Hmm.
Hey, Reuben!
[snorts]
I know I'm supposed to be looking
for something, Reuben. Any idea what?
What's that, boy?
You see something over there?
[clanks]
Neat!
Hey, Petra.
So, on a scale of "ugh" to "argh,"
how bad are you feeling?
Somewhere in between,
but I'm holding on for now.
How you think Soren
managed to get out of here
without leaving any clues behind?
He is the greatest builder of all time.
If anybody knew how to put in
the secret-est of secret doors, it's him.
[clanks]
[Jesse] Cool!
[sighs] What do you want?
You haven't found a way
out of here, have you?
Honestly, I haven't even been looking.
I just-- I just need
a little alone time right now.
What's your problem, Lukas?
Lukas, no matter how upset you get,
you've got to keep it together.
I know. I do. I just... [sighs]
Listen, I know I've been prickly, okay?
But...
Jesse, I think something's wrong...
with Petra.
[coughing]
I mean, you have to have noticed.
I wish I could tell you,
but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Wait, talk about what?
Jesse, if I'm right about this,
you have to tell me.
It's not fooling anybody.
At least not me.
Look, Lukas, Petra's sick.
How long have you known?
A while, but she asked me
not to say anything.
The Wither infected her with something.
So, everything I was worried about
is true.
This is my fault, Jesse!
Petra's Wither sickness,
it's because of me.
There's no way this is because of you.
If I hadn't choked,
you would've been able to pull Petra
out of that tractor beam sooner.
For all we know, Petra didn't get sick
until way after that.
Maybe you're right.
If one of our best fighters is sick...
do we even stand a chance anymore?
Not like we haven't dealt
with some grade-A problems before, but...
I just can't help feeling
kind of hopeless.
If we stick together, we can do anything,
even something that feels impossible.
It just feels extra impossible now.
Then we stick together extra hard.
Okay.
I just kind of wish Petra
would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I kind of need at get to that lever
you're blocking.
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house,
see if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
-This time...
-That's him!
-Soren!
-...on top of another block.
[Olivia] What the...?
It's just a recording!
[chuckles] I hope
I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
Oh, I better eat something. I'm positively
lightheaded with excitement!
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
-We're so close, I can taste it!
-[sighs] I don't think so, Jesse.
Unless Soren recorded instructions
for how to find the formidi-b*mb,
this is the end of the road.
Who's to say he didn't?
Maybe there's something useful
on this record,
if I can figure out
what he's talking about.
...to build collaboratively. [munching]
I've worked up a simple set
of building instructions to inspire them.
[Reuben snorting]
I will disguise myself and hide among them
in order to observe them more closely.
Huh.
"Hide among them." Hide among who?
[Olivia] Uh... Jesse?
Do you think Soren
is talking about... them?
[Endermen grunting]
I guess everybody needs hobbies,
even if they are really, really,
really dangerous.
You think he's actually training Endermen
to build stuff?
I think he thinks he's training Endermen
to build stuff.
Let's look around,
see what we can find out.
Olivia, check it out!
Looks like a taller one was hanging there,
but it's missing.
Because Soren must be wearing it!
This is the disguise he was talking about!
You mean--
[Olivia] In order to walk
amongst the Endermen,
you have to become an Enderman!
Kind of stinky, but it fits.
Ugh! More than kind of stinky,
I'm sorry to say.
It's so weird!
I know it's you in there,
but I still don't want to look at you.
The missing disguise is the one
he had to put on before going outside!
He must be conducting his experiment
right now.
Which means if we want to get to Soren...
we have to go out there to do it.
[Olivia] I'll just wait here.
[squealing]
-[Jesse] Found something.
-What you got?
It's definitely
some sort of crafting recipe.
But why would someone
as brilliant as Soren
need a recipe for a shape that simple?
Because they're not for Soren,
they're for the Endermen!
This must be what he's trying
to teach them to build!
I bet if I complete it,
that would really get his attention.
I need six blocks to finish that shape
in Soren's instructions,
and this guy's got the only block around.
[hissing]
[hissing]
Uh-oh.
Let me just take another look
at the instructions.
Nothing I can't handle.
False evidence of Endermen intelligence:
accomplished!
Uh, nothing to see here, guys.
Just walk away.
Okay, they're not walking away.
Definitely not walking away.
I am sorry about this,
but it has to look real.
[Jesse breathing heavily]
[Soren] I don't think it'll bruise.
Your face, I mean.
These suits were built
with durability in mind.
You must be Soren.
Well, I am. But must I be?
Why did you hit me?
There were strategic reasons,
and a personal one.
You are trespassing, after all.
You hit me, hard, in the face.
You upset the Endermen
and I got you to safety.
By the way,
as far as introductions are concerned,
this is not going very well.
-We're in danger.
-Oh, what else is new?
Whatever your issue is,
whatever your problem,
it has occurred before
and has been solved before.
Even so, what do you need me for?
I've gone out of my way
to avoid these types of problems.
I don't even remember
what it looks like up there.
Help me save the world.
-How?
-The formidi-b*mb.
There's a Wither Storm on the loose
and it's eating the world.
Ah! I see! You misspoke.
You don't need me.
You need my stuff.
I've found that when you give people
what they want, they turn on you.
Who turned on you?
All of them!
It's why I prefer Endermen.
They always do what you expect,
almost to a fault.
-I have the amulet.
-What?
Gabriel gave it to me.
Gabriel?
Gabriel asked me to reassemble
the Order of the Stone.
The Order of the Stone?
They asked for me?
Gabriel is your friend.
Hmm. I don't know.
Does he ever talk about me?
Uh, sure.
What kinds of things do they say?
That you were missed.
Really?
Maybe it was more miss-ing.
You have to read between the lines.
Yes. Yes, you do.
But what about you?
Are you my friend?
As long as we're on the subject.
Not to put you on the spot.
Sure.
That's the best thing I've heard in years!
Admittedly, it's not a very high bar.
Don't worry, I'm going to help you
because that's what friends do.
Before we leave,
I'm going to give my old friends a gift.
The gift of song.
What's happening?
♪ Gary may seem scary
But he's a swell guy ♪
♪ Sally, dillydallies
Give her credit, she tries ♪
♪ They might look the same
To the untrained eye ♪
♪ But that's a lie, and so I say ♪
[record scratches]
[Reuben squeals]
Wait, is that--? Are you--?
-Soren!
-Whoa!
Nice to meet you, Soren. [coughing]
You look terrible.
Look away.
[screeching]
You've upset them.
-You've altered their behavior.
-Okay, let's go.
And the hits just keep on coming.
[gasps] I wasn't expecting
so many houseguests.
There's no way I have enough
seashell soaps for all of them.
[Lukas] How are we supposed
to get out of here?
We need to come up with a plan.
And not our usual "We'll come up
with a plan when we have to,
oh, wait, now we have to" kind of plan!
[Jesse] Let's break that fountain.
In the maze, when we fell into the water,
the Endermen didn't follow us.
Well, naturally. Endermen hate water.
[gasps] Oh. If we could force the fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Ugh!
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll, um, all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[screams]
Phew.
[Soren] Try not to die.
Ya!
Yes!
[snarling]
[Jesse] Okay, everybody, let's go!
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Keep your eyes down, everyone,
grab on to me.
[Lukas] I guess if this is the only way
we're gonna make it back to the trapdoor.
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[screams]
This guy's right in my face.
[shrieking]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh, when I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So, there's more water?
Much more.
If we activate it, it could disperse all
these Endermen while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there.
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh.
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so, everybody...
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[screaming]
[grunts]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
[gasps]
[growls]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
-[arrows firing]
-Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here!
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person
who appreciates cool stuff
that's cool for no reason.
[whimpers]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off!
-Go to work, boys!
-[squeals]
[hissing]
Ooh!
[gasps]
-[grunts]
-Ouch!
Yikes!
That did turn out to be pretty cool.
Well, I wouldn't lie to you, Jesse.
Oh, no. Wait a minute. I would.
I didn't lie to you.
That's what I meant.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
[crackling]
Cool!
Make sure you keep an eye out
for the gunpowder we'll need
to make that formidi-b*mb.
Hey, Soren?
Jesse!
I think I've got
almost enough gunpowder now.
Glad to hear it.
And, Jesse, I am sorry for not keeping
this place as organized as I should.
It's very embarrassing.
And this is my super TNT.
Let's build us a formidi-b*mb.
Yes, let's build away!
Uh, how do we build us
a formidi-b*mb, exactly?
Do we just combine this
with the gunpowder?
Well, the crafting recipe
is quite simple, really.
Super TNT in the middle,
and gunpowder all around.
-Got it!
-No! No, no, no!
The ingredients are highly unstable.
Even putting them in close proximity
to each other is a risk.
Okay, well, we may not have
the formidi-b*mb yet,
but at least we finally have
the ingredients to build one.
Progress!
And now that we have them, we...
[Soren clears throat]
We...
I literally don't remember.
You're gonna have
to help me out a little, Jesse.
Now we just need to find a way to get it
inside the Wither Storm to blow it up.
[Endermen grunting]
[Soren] Oh. Oh, dear!
Oh, I was afraid of this.
With the End underwater,
the Endermen will try to escape.
[Jesse] We should leave
before any of them show up.
Of course, of course!
To the mine carts, everyone!
I've been waiting ages to say that,
to people, I mean.
[shrieks]
-[Axel] Incoming!
-[squealing]
[Jesse screams]
[grunts]
[gasps]
-[Ellegaard] Oh, there you are!
-So glad you could make it! [chuckles]
[Magnus] Could have used you earlier!
[chuckles]
Showing up just in time
to hold up the trophy, huh?
Are you gonna help us
take on the Wither Storm?
-Ha! Help you? You're gonna help me!
-We've been fighting this entire time!
[gasping, screaming]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about
what they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
-It's formidi-b*mb time.
-[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go!
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
[snorting]
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us
will build distractions in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor.
-It will help.
-Nah, you can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple!
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Jesse, you deserve this.
What you're doing means--
We're all gonna die!
-What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb!
Everyone else,
grab a buddy and split up!
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget!
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around!
[shouts]
I hope this works!
[gasps]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
-[roars]
-Watch out!
-[Magnus] No!
-[Jesse] No! Ellegaard!
[grunts]
-[whirring]
-[gasps]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it?
Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead!
You did it, Jesse!
You actually did it!
[laughs] Handled like a champ!
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[snorting, squealing]
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know,
my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
Ellegaard.
My armor really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
Please don't die, Ellegaard!
Please, just hang on a little longer!
I'm trying, Jesse,
but "a little" is all I've got left.
Well, Soren, at least
I finally got to be a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
-[people groaning]
-[groans]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them.
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you, thank you!
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... thank you.
No! The command block?
That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
[whirring]
What the...?
Guys! Over here! [screams]
No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
-But I thought you were dead! I saw you...
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
-[roaring]
-Ah!
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
[in slo-mo] No!
[Axel] Stop him!
You won't get away with this.
[grunts]
Watch it!
-[in normal speed] Get out of the way!
-[screams]
Everyone okay?
[groans] I felt all of that.
That was one heck of a landing, Axel.
He mostly used his face.
-We need to find Soren.
-Yeah.
[Olivia] I still can't figure out
how Ivor made the door close.
[Lukas] Maybe we should focus more
on how it opens.
-[Olivia] That's basically what I said.
-Are you okay?
Of course!
Why would you feel the need to ask?
Just checking in.
I am A-ok-- [coughing]
A-o-- [coughing]
My goodness.
Just give it a second. [coughing]
Do not to be frightened or alarmed...
but it's getting worse.
I'm in... [groans] a lot of pain.
We have to tell the others.
Your friends?
No! That's a bad idea.
You have to.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
When the time comes, I'll share it
with those that wish to know.
Until then, I hope you can be discreet.
Hey, guys! I have an idea!
[Jesse] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right, but I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have this!
Flint and steel?
I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
Oh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
[amulet pulsing]
This is the spot. It has to be.
Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know, I just need a--
-Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
[pulsing continues]
[Axel] Are we cool?
It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Looks pretty good!
Uh, it's dark, but other than that,
we're okay.
Heading down!
Don't look up!
I've got to work up the nerve.
[gasps]
Wait!
You have to say that now?
-Something's not right.
-[squeaking]
[squeaking]
-Bats!
-[screaming]
-Why are we screaming?
-[Reuben squeals]
Ew! Get away!
I touched it! It touched me! Ah!
[sighs]
Oh, God. All right, it's safe now.
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[grunts]
[groans]
-Everyone okay?
-Just slipped.
What's that smell?
I believe the scientific word for it
is "poop."
-It's what I slipped on.
-[snickering, laughing]
Aha. Humor.
Lead the way, Jesse.
Yeah.
[Reuben snorting]
Stay close, boy.
We have to get out of here!
[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here!
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
What's a grinder doing down here?
Not just any grinder.
This is the craziest one I've ever seen.
It has to be Soren's.
[hissing]
-Creepers!
-[Reuben squeals]
Jesse, fire in the hole!
Ah!
[expl*si*n]
There he is. He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. Yes.
[sighs]
Wait! Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
Jumping is the easy part.
It's the landing that's hard.
[theme music playing]
This one's mine.
[grunts]
Ah!
-[growling]
-Ah!
Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[gasps, panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you!
Anytime now, Jesse!
Ya!
Hi-yah!
[sighs]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas shouts]
[Reuben squealing]
Reuben, wait up!
Ya!
[creepers hissing]
Ah!
[squealing]
[Gabriel] Jesse, incoming!
-[screams]
-[both grunt]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet. It's over there!
[Axel screaming]
[Reuben squealing]
[Jesse] I've got to help them!
-What about the amulet?
-You get it!
I'm coming, Reuben!
Get away from my pig!
Got it!
Jesse, behind you!
[Reuben squeals]
[screams]
[grunting]
[screaming]
[muffled squeal]
[muffled grunting]
[muffled squealing]
[whoosh]
[screams]
[screaming, grunts]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
[screaming]
[sighs] Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[Axel screaming]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Reuben snorts]
[squealing]
I knew you'd come for us.
I just knew it.
Reuben had his doubts.
I owe you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
[whimpering]
Both of you.
Thanks, Jesse.
There's something different
about you, Jesse.
You're...
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on!
This is where
all the loot gets sorted, right?
That's exactly what it is.
See that?
-Things are starting to turn around.
-Oof!
-[Lukas] It looks like it's still working.
-[amulet chiming]
I'll just be real careful with it.
Keep it safe.
Hey, thanks for grabbing that.
Not a problem.
Hang on a minute.
He's close. Soren's close by!
He's gotta be this way.
Look how bright it is!
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps]
Go, go, go, go, go!
Ah!
[squealing]
-[zombie growls]
-[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
[Jesse] Axel, look out!
Take that, ugly!
-Oh, you want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
-Take that!
-In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters!
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no.
-Gabriel!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpers]
Oh, jeez.
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
Call it what you want. Long as
we don't look at them, we'll be fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
We might want to hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
The amulet does not work in the End.
[laughing] Great! Whoo!
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We have to keep trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, behind me!
I'll handle the Endermen!
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow Lukas.
And let's pick up the pace, okay?
[Lukas] Come on!
[coughing]
[coughing]
Well done, Lukas! [coughing]
[chuckles] Thanks.
And you, too, Jesse.
Thanks for giving me a shot.
Let's go.
[panting]
I hope that someday, I love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, if we could just slow down
for a moment.
Need a hand?
Me? Don't be ridiculous. [coughing]
Really, I'm fine. [coughing]
I apologize. That's all I needed.
We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
[Jesse] There's a ladder!
Better not be a long one.
Jesse, I believe this honor
belongs to you.
Here goes.
[grunts, gasps]
[Gabriel] Please don't say "more stairs."
It's the most beautiful place
I've ever seen.
Ugh, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunting]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...? It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass,
it's-- it's all wool!
You're telling me that we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit,
you don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing.
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's gonna have that b*mb?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
Is he gonna be okay?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
If I were you,
I'd be looking for a secret door...
and the secret mechanism
to open said door.
Hmm.
Hey, Reuben!
I know I'm supposed to be looking
for something, Reuben. Any idea what?
What's that, boy?
You see something over there?
[clanks]
Neat!
Gabriel, hey.
You doing okay?
Besides the fact that I'm dying slowly?
Pitifully wasting away?
My circumstances growing more dire
with every passing second?
Yeah, that.
Fine, all things considered.
How you think Soren
managed to get out of here
without leaving any clues behind?
Master builder. Very secretive.
[clanks]
[Jesse] Cool!
[sighs] What do you want?
You haven't found a way out of here,
have you?
Honestly, I haven't even been looking.
I just... I just need
a little alone time right now.
What's your problem, Lukas?
Lukas, no matter how upset you get,
you've got to keep it together.
I know. I do. I just... [sighs]
Listen, I know I've been prickly, okay?
But...
Jesse, I think something's wrong...
with Gabriel.
[coughing]
I mean, you have to have noticed.
I wish I could tell you,
but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Wait, talk about what?
Jesse, if I'm right about this,
you have to tell me.
It's not fooling anybody.
At least not me.
Look, Lukas, Gabriel's sick.
How long have you known?
A while, but he asked me
not to say anything.
The Wither infected him with something.
So everything I was worried about is true.
This is my fault, Jesse.
Gabriel's Wither sickness,
it's because of me.
There's no way this is because of you.
If I hadn't choked,
you would've been able to pull Gabriel
out of that tractor beam sooner.
For all we know, Gabriel didn't get sick
until way after that.
Maybe you're right.
If one of our best fighters is sick...
do we even stand a chance anymore?
Not like we haven't dealt
with some grade-A problems before, but...
I just can't help feeling
kind of hopeless.
If we stick together, we can do anything,
even something that feels impossible.
It just feels extra impossible now.
Then we stick together extra hard.
Okay.
I kind of wish Gabriel
would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I kind of need to get at that lever
you're blocking.
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
-That's him!
-Soren!
...on top of another block.
-[Olivia] What the...?
-It's just a recording!
...undeniable intelligence. [laughs]
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
[laughing] I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded...
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
Well, this record
didn't turn on by itself.
Huh, good point.
I guess he really likes
the sound of his own voice, then.
Maybe there's something useful
on this record
if I can figure out
what he's talking about.
...build collaboratively. [munching]
I've worked up a simple set
of building instructions to inspire them.
[Reuben snorts]
I will disguise myself and hide among them
in order to observe them more closely.
Huh.
"Hide among them." Hide among who?
Uh... Jesse?
Do you think Soren is talking
about... them?
[Endermen grunting]
I guess everybody needs hobbies,
even if they are
really, really, really dangerous.
You think he's actually training Endermen
to build stuff?
I think he thinks he's training Endermen
to build stuff.
Let's look around,
see what we can find out.
Olivia, check it out!
Looks like a taller one was hanging there,
but it's missing.
Because Soren must be wearing it!
This is the disguise he was talking about!
You mean...
[Olivia] In order to walk
amongst the Endermen,
you have to become an Enderman.
Kind of stinky, but it fits.
Ugh! More than kind of stinky,
I'm sorry to say.
It's so weird!
I know it's you in there,
but I still don't want to look at you.
The missing disguise is the one
he had to put on before going outside!
He must be conducting his experiment
right now.
Which means if we want to get to Soren...
we have to go out there to do it.
I'll just wait here.
[squealing]
Hang on a second.
Soren in disguise looks like
any old Enderman, and so will you.
How are you going to find him?
Walk up to every Enderman out there
and say, "Hey, are you Soren?"
We just need to get his attention
without riling up the Endermen.
Try not to die, okay?
I'd really hate to have to watch that...
from behind this protective glass.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Okay, we've just gotta get
Soren's attention
and avoid attracting theirs.
[squealing]
Looks like a building grid.
I have no idea
what I'm supposed to do with it, though.
Cracked it yet?
Not yet, but I'm getting closer.
[sighs]
You know that's really creepy, right?
-Huh?
-The Endersuit.
I keep wanting to not look at you.
It's so disturbing.
I'm sorry. What do you think
the others have found?
I don't know.
Soren's mansion looked huge,
but the lab seems to be
where the real answers are.
I need you to be a hero.
Huh. I see. And what do you think a hero
would do in this situation?
A hero would give me his formidi-b*mb.
There's a Wither Storm on the loose
and it's eating the world.
Ah! I see! You misspoke.
You don't need me.
You need my stuff.
I've found that when you give people
what they want, they turn on you.
Who turned on you?
All of them!
It's why I prefer Endermen.
They always do what you expect,
almost to a fault.
I have the amulet.
-What?
-Gabriel gave it to me.
Gabriel?
Gabriel asked me to reassemble
the Order of the Stone.
The Order of the Stone?
They asked for me?
Gabriel is your friend.
Hmm. I don't know.
Does he ever talk about me?
Uh, sure.
What kinds of things do they say?
-That you were missed.
-Really?
Maybe it was more miss-ing.
You have to read between the lines.
Yes. Yes, you do. But what about you?
Are you my friend?
As long as we're on the subject.
Not to put you on the spot.
Not really.
Oh, I get it. A joke.
Between friends.
That is so classic you!
Don't worry, I'm going to help you
because that's what friends do.
Before we leave,
I'm going to give my old friends a gift.
The gift of song.
What's happening?
♪ Gary may seem scary
But he's a swell guy ♪
♪ Sally, dillydallies
Give her credit, she tries ♪
♪ They might look the same
To the untrained eye ♪
♪ But that's a lie, and so I say ♪
Wait, is that...? Are you...?
-Soren!
-Whoa!
[coughing]
You look terrible.
Terribly handsome. [coughing]
Hello, old friend.
We've been looking for you.
[shrieks]
Look away.
[shrieking]
You've upset them.
-You've altered their behavior.
-Okay, let's go.
And the hits just keep on coming.
[gasps] I wasn't expecting
so many houseguests.
There's no way I have enough
seashell soaps for all of them.
How are we supposed to get out of here?
We need to come up with a plan.
And not our usual "we'll come up
with a plan when we have to,
oh, wait, now we have to" kind of plan!
Let's break that fountain.
In the maze, when we fell into the water,
the Endermen didn't follow us.
Well, naturally. Endermen hate water.
[gasps] Oh, if we could force the fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Ugh!
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll, um, all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
Ah!
Phew!
[Soren] Try not to die.
Ya!
Yes!
[snarling]
Okay, everybody, let's go!
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Keep your eyes down, everyone,
and grab on to me.
I guess if this is the only way we're
gonna make it back to the trapdoor...
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[screams]
This guy's right in my face.
[growling]
[shrieks]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh, when I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So there's more water?
Much more.
If we activate it, it could disperse all
these Endermen while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there.
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh.
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so everybody...
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
[screams]
[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here!
One small problem.
Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off!
-Go to work, boys!
-[squealing]
[hisses]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
That did turn out to be pretty cool!
Well, I wouldn't lie to you, Jesse.
Oh, no, wait a minute, I would.
I didn't lie to you.
That's what I meant.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Cool!
Make sure you keep an eye out
for the gunpowder we'll need
to make that formidi-b*mb.
Hey, Soren?
Jesse!
I think I've got
almost enough gunpowder now.
Glad to hear it.
And, Jesse, I am sorry for not keeping
this place as organized as I should.
It's very embarrassing.
And this is my super TNT.
Let's build us a formidi-b*mb.
Yes! Let's build away!
How do we build us
a formidi-b*mb, exactly?
Do we just combine this
with the gunpowder?
Well, the crafting recipe
is quite simple, really.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
Got it!
No! No, no, no!
The ingredients are highly unstable.
Even putting them in close proximity
to each other is a risk!
Okay, well, we may not have
the formidi-b*mb yet,
but at least we finally have
the ingredients to build one.
Progress!
And now that we have them, we...
[clears throat]
We...
I literally don't remember.
You're gonna have to help me out
a little, Jesse.
Now, we just need to find a way to get it
inside the Wither Storm to blow it up.
[Endermen grunting]
Oh! Oh, dear! I was afraid of this.
With the End underwater,
the Endermen will try to escape.
[Jesse] We should leave
before any of them show up.
Of course, of course!
To the mine carts, everyone!
I've been waiting ages to say that.
To people, I mean.
[snorting]
-[Axel] Incoming!
-[squealing]
[screams]
[groans]
[gasps]
[Ellegaard] Oh. There you are!
So glad you could make it! [chuckles]
Could have used you earlier! [chuckles]
Showing up just in time
to hold up the trophy, huh?
Are you gonna help us
take on the Wither Storm?
-[scoffs] Help you? You're gonna help me.
-Uh, we've been fighting this entire time!
[gasps, screams]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about what
they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
-It's formidi-b*mb time.
-[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
[snorting]
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us
will build distractions in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor.
It will help.
Nah! You can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple!
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Jesse, you deserve this.
What you're doing means--
We're all gonna die!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb!
Everyone else,
grab a buddy and split up!
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget!
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around!
[Jesse screams]
I hope this works!
[screams]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
[growls]
-Watch out!
-No!
[Jesse] No!
Ellegaard!
[grunts]
-[whirs]
-[gasps]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it?
Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead!
You did it, Jesse!
You actually did it!
[chuckles] Handled like a champ!
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper
on the party, but...
anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpers]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
Ellegaard.
My armor...
really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
Please don't die, Ellegaard.
Please, just hang on a little longer!
I'm trying, Jesse,
but "a little" is all I've got left.
Well, Soren, at least
I finally got to be a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
-[people groaning]
-[groans]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them.
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure
we find the people who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
[squeals]
[Jesse] No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[screams]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
They can't hurt us
if we don't look at them, right?
So we just keep our eyes closed.
Forever.
One constant about Endermen
is that they hate water.
If we can force that fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Ugh!
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll, um, all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
Ah!
Phew!
[Soren] Try not to die.
Ya!
Yes!
[snarling]
Okay, everybody, let's go!
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
They can't hurt us
if we don't look at them, right?
So we just keep our eyes closed.
Forever.
One constant about Endermen
is that they hate water.
If we can force that fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Ugh!
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll, um, all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[screams]
Phew!
[Soren] Try not to die.
Ya!
Yes!
[snarling]
Okay, everybody, let's go!
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Everyone, just hold on to me.
I'll guide us through them.
I guess if this is the only way we're
gonna make it back to the trapdoor...
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[screams]
This guy's right in my face.
[growling]
[shrieks]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh. When I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So there's more water?
Much more.
If we activate it, it could disperse
all these Endermen
while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so everybody...
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor!
[muffled grunting]
[screams, grunts]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
[gasps]
[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here!
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you!
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off!
-Go to work, boys!
-[squealing]
[hissing]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
Everyone, just hold on to me.
I'll guide us through them.
I guess if this is the only way we're
gonna make it back to the trapdoor...
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[screams]
This guy's right in my face.
[growling]
[shrieks]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh, when I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So there's more water?
Much more!
If we activate it, it could disperse all
these Endermen while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so everybody...
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor!
[muffled grunting]
[screams, grunts]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
[screams, gasps]
[growls]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here!
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you!
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off!
-Go to work, boys!
-[squeals]
[hisses]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
Man, would it k*ll you to warn somebody?
That was terrifying!
I'm sorry, but it might indeed k*ll me.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Man, would it k*ll you to warn somebody?
That was terrifying!
I'm sorry, but it might indeed k*ll me.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves!
Find us some gunpowder.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything!
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye!
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
Are you both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything!
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye!
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
Are you both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything!
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye!
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
Are you both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything!
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye!
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
Are you both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
-Why did you leave us?
-Leave? [scoffs]
-We're right here!
-You ditched us!
Uh, we've been fighting this entire time!
[gasps, screams]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about what
they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us
will build distractions in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah! You can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple!
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
-Why did you leave us?
-Leave? [scoffs]
-We're right here!
-You ditched us!
Uh, we've been fighting this entire time!
[gasps, screams]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about what
they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us
will build distractions in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah! You can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple!
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Right on, Jesse!
Uh, by the power vested in me,
yadida-yadida-yadida,
the Order of the Stone!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb!
Everyone else,
grab a buddy and split up!
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget!
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around!
[screams]
I hope this works.
[gasps]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
[roaring]
-Watch out!
-No!
[Jesse] No!
Magnus!
-[whirs]
-[gasps]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it?
Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead!
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
Not that I'm saying I doubted you,
but I did a little.
But now I don't and I never will again.
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
[groans] We both know
my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpers]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
[sighs] Magnus.
My armor...
it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use to me
anymore.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Magnus, no.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
-[people groaning]
-[Magnus groans]
[Ellegaard gasps]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure
we find the people who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I-- I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-No, no!
-[Reuben squeals]
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Right on, Jesse!
Uh, by the power vested in me,
yadida-yadida-yadida,
the Order of the Stone!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb!
Everyone else,
grab a buddy and split up!
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget!
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around!
[shouts]
I hope this works.
[gasps]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
[roaring]
-Watch out!
-No!
[Jesse] No!
Magnus!
-[whirs]
-[gasps]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it?
Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead!
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
Not that I'm saying I doubted you,
but I did a little.
But now I don't and I never will again.
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
[groans] We both know
my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
[sighs] Magnus.
My armor...
it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use
to me anymore.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
Magnus, no.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
-[Magnus groans]
-[people groaning]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-No, no!
-[Reuben squeals]
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
Ellegaard.
My armor...
really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
[groans] We both know
my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
[sighs] Magnus.
My armor...
it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use
to me anymore.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
Well take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
Ellegaard.
My armor...
really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[snorts, squeals]
Thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no.
You fought valiantly, my friend.
[groans] We both know
my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
[sighs] Magnus.
My armor...
it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use
to me anymore.
Don't say such things!
Jesse knows I'm right.
Ellegaard, I can't.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Well, Soren, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
-[people groaning]
-[groans]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them.
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-[Reuben squeals]
-No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Please don't go, Magnus.
Please, just hang on a little longer.
I'm hanging,
but only for a little while.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
-[gasps]
-[people groaning]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-[Reuben squeals]
-No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Ellegaard, I can't.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Well, Soren, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
-[people groaning]
-[groans]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them.
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure
we find the people who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block?
That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-[Reuben squeals]
-No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
Please don't go, Magnus.
Please, just hang on a little longer.
I'm hanging,
but only for a little while.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
-[gasps]
-[people groaning]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure
we find the people who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry, it's all over now.
My friends are gonna help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block? That's impossible!
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it...
it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here! [screams]
-[Reuben squeals]
-No, no!
Somebody, help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you!
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[gasps]
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
Let's keep this between us for now.
I was thinking the same thing.
-They might get upset, or... I don't know.
-Exactly.
We don't know.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
If it becomes more of a thing,
I'll tell everyone.
But let me do it.
Hey, guys. I have an idea.
[Jesse] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right. But I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have...
this!
Flint and steel?
I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
Oh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
This is the spot. It has to be.
Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
-Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
[amulet pulsing]
[Axel] Are we cool?
It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Let's keep this between us for now.
I was thinking the same thing.
-They might get upset, or... I don't know.
-Exactly.
We don't know.
When the time comes, I'll share it
with those that wish to know.
Until then, I hope you can be discreet.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
[Jesse] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right. But I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have...
this!
Flint and steel?
I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
Oh... this!
Here, let me see it.
-[both grunting]
-Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
[amulet chimes]
[Lukas] Oh!
Soren!
This is the spot. It has to be.
Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
-Who knows how far down that goes?
-Anyone else have a better plan?
-Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
[amulet pulsing]
[Axel] Are we cool?
It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
[bats screeching]
[wings flapping]
Ooh! That would've been bad.
Hey, guys, get a move on!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[snorting]
[grunts]
[sighs]
Everyone okay?
I just slipped.
What's that smell?
Just breathe through your mouth.
-Axel already does that.
-Hey!
Let's get out of here.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here!
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
[bats screeching]
[wings flapping]
Ooh! That would've been bad.
Hey, guys, get a move on!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[snorting]
[grunts]
[groans]
Everyone okay?
Just slipped.
What's that smell?
I believe the scientific word for it
is "poop."
-It's what I slipped on.
-[snickering, laughing]
Aha. Humor.
Lead the way, Jesse.
Yeah.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here!
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
This can't be good.
But there should be a loot room
down there, right?
[growling]
Just saying. Not all bad.
[hissing]
Creepers!
[grunts]
Duck!
Ah!
[expl*si*n]
There he is. He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. Yes.
[sighs]
Wait! Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
This can't be good.
But there should be a loot room
down there, right?
[growls]
Just saying. Not all bad.
[hissing]
Creepers!
[grunts]
Jesse, fire in the hole!
Ah!
[expl*si*n]
There he is. He's right down...
-[hisses]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. Yes.
[sighs]
Wait! Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
Just tuck and roll.
[theme music playing]
This one's mine.
[grunts]
[gasps]
-[zombie snarls]
-[screams]
[grunts]
Jesse, get down! [grunts]
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you!
Anytime now, Jesse!
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
[hisses]
[sighs]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas screams]
[Reuben squealing]
Reuben, wait up!
Ya!
[creepers hissing]
[grunts]
[Reuben squealing]
Jesse, incoming!
[screaming]
[grunts]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet! It's over there!
[Axel screams]
[Reuben squealing]
Just tuck and roll.
[theme music playing]
This one's mine.
[grunts]
[gasps]
-[zombie snarling]
-[screams]
Jesse, get down! [grunts]
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you!
Anytime now, Jesse!
[grunts]
Hi-yah!
[hissing]
[sighs]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas shouts]
[Reuben squealing]
Reuben, wait up!
Ya!
[creepers hissing]
[grunts]
[Reuben squealing]
[Gabriel] Jesse, incoming!
[screaming]
[grunts]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet! It's over there!
[Axel screams]
[Reuben squealing]
I've got to get the amulet!
You, you help the others!
-[Reuben squeals]
-[grunts]
[grunts] Come on. Come, come to Jesse.
[grunting]
[Reuben squealing]
[hissing]
Ya!
[Lukas screams]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[muffled shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
[screaming]
[sighs] Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[Axel screaming]
[grunts]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Lukas] Hey, buddy. It's all right.
[snorting]
Lukas, we might have had our differences,
but you're all right in my book.
Thanks, Axel.
[Axel] No. Thank you.
I'm gonna go look around.
[squealing]
I really appreciate you helping Reuben
back there, Lukas.
Huh, I guess I did.
You don't have to do it all yourself,
you know? I could help.
Like I said, thanks.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
Soren must be close.
[crackles]
[stammers] Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
-[zombie growls]
-[grunts]
[snarling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh, you want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters!
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-Oh, no!
-Petra!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
-[grunts]
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering] Oh, jeez.
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
It's a haunting of Endermen.
We might wanna hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
Stuff like that doesn't work
in the Nether.
Probably not the End, either.
[laughs] Ah, great. Whoo.
Man, so we were trapped
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We have to keep trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse.
We might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, follow me.
I'll get us to the other side!
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow me.
But I--
[Petra coughing]
[coughing]
You're really getting
the hang of this, Jesse. [chuckles]
That was kind of semi-partially,
a little bit cool.
Thanks.
All that matters is we made it.
Let's go.
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday I'll love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, can you give me a sec?
Need a hand?
Oh, no. [coughing] I can manage, thanks.
Really, I'm fine.
I'm good, I'm good. We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
[Jesse] There's a ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Whatever this is,
looks like that's the way in.
-After you, dude.
-Here goes.
[grunts, gasps]
[Petra] Please don't say "more stairs."
I think I must be seeing things.
It's like another world up here.
A brand-new, totally unspoiled world.
Ugh, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...? It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool.
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit,
you don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing.
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
What's his problem?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
Well, to open a secret door,
you need a secret mechanism.
Hmm.
Well, at least that's not made of wool.
Must be all sorts of hidden water systems
in this place.
Petra can take care of herself.
You just worry about you.
You're hiding something.
And by not telling me the truth,
you are putting all of us in danger.
Why don't you go back
to looking for Soren?
I know you're sick of talking to me.
I kind of need to get at that lever
you're blocking.
Fine.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
That wasn't too hard, was it?
Walking one foot to the left?
Nope. I think I got that covered.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house,
see if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition to celebrate
my newest discovery!
That's him!
Soren!
...on top of another block.
[Olivia] What the...?
It's just a recording!
[chuckles] I hope
I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I-- I better eat something. I'm positively
lightheaded with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
It just means you gotta step up,
more than you have already, okay?
Okay.
I just kind of wish Petra
would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I kind of need to get at that lever
you're blocking.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house,
see if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition to celebrate
my newest discovery!
That's him!
Soren!
-...on top of another block.
-[Olivia] What the...?
It's just a recording!
...undeniable intelligence. [chuckles]
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
[laughing] I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded...
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
I've got to get the amulet!
You, you help the others!
[Reuben squealing]
-[groans]
-[Lukas screams]
[grunts]
[grunts] Come on. Come, come to Jesse.
[grunting]
[Reuben squealing]
[Axel grunts]
-[hissing]
-[Reuben squeals]
Ya!
[Lukas screams]
[grunts]
-[Reuben squealing]
-[all scream]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[muffled shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams, grunts]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
[Lukas screams]
[groans] Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[Axel screaming]
[Lukas grunts]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Lukas] Hey, buddy. It's all right.
[snorting]
Lukas, we might have had our differences,
but you're all right in my book.
Thanks, Axel.
No. Thank you.
I'm gonna go look around.
I really appreciate you helping Reuben
back there, Lukas.
Huh, I guess I did.
You don't have to do it all yourself,
you know? I could help.
Like I said, thanks.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
Soren must be close.
[crackles]
[stammers] Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh, you want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
[Gabriel groans]
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
[panting] Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[grunts]
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
It's a haunting of Endermen.
We might wanna hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
The amulet does not work in the End.
[laughs] Great. Whoo!
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We have to keep trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, behind me!
I'll handle the Endermen!
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
[whispers] Everyone, follow me.
But I--
[Gabriel coughing]
[coughing]
If you keep this up, you can open for me
at my next speaking engagement.
All that matters is we made it.
Let's go.
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday, I'll love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, if we could just slow down
for a moment.
Need a hand?
Me? Don't be ridiculous. [coughing]
Really, I'm fine. [coughing]
I-I apologize. That's all I needed.
We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
[Jesse] There's a ladder!
Better not be a long one.
Jesse, I believe this honor
belongs to you.
Here goes.
[grunts, gasps]
[sighs]
[Gabriel] Please don't say "more stairs."
I think I must be seeing things.
It's like another world up here.
A brand-new, totally unspoiled world.
Ugh, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunting]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...? It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool!
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit,
you don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing.
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
Is he gonna be okay?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
If I were you,
I'd be looking for a secret door...
and the secret mechanism
to open said door.
Hmm.
Well, at least that's not made of wool.
Must be all sorts of hidden water systems
in this place.
Gabriel can take care of himself.
You just worry about you.
You're hiding something.
And by not telling me the truth,
you are putting all of us in danger.
Why don't you go back
to looking for Soren?
I know you're sick of talking to me.
I kind of need to get at that lever
you're blocking.
Fine.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
That wasn't too hard, was it?
Walking one foot to the left?
Nope. I think I got that covered.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
[Gabriel] We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes!
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Reuben snorting]
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery!
That's him!
Soren!
-...on top of another block.
-[Olivia] What the...?
It's just a recording.
...undeniable intelligence.
[chuckles]
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
[laughs] I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded...
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
It just means you gotta step up,
more than you have already, okay?
Okay.
I kind of wish
Gabriel would tell everybody.
It would just make things... easier.
I kind of need to get at that lever
you're blocking.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
[Gabriel] We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Reuben snorting]
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery!
That's him!
Soren!
-...on top of another block.
-[Olivia] What the...?
-It's just a recording.
-...undeniable intelligence.
[chuckles]
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
[laughs] I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded...
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
Don't go getting any ideas, Lukas.
Gabriel gave that to me, remember?
Hang on a minute.
-[amulet chiming]
-He's close.
Soren's close by!
He's gotta be... this way.
Look how bright it is!
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
-[grunts]
-[growls]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh! You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-[Petra grunts]
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
Petra!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
[panting] Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't touch my pig.
[snorting]
Well, maybe he's his own pig, Jesse.
-You ever thought of that?
-You heard what I said.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
[amulet chiming]
Soren must be close.
[amulet crackles]
[stammering] Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[grunts]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh, you want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
-Take that!
-In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters!
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Petra!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
[panting] Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't go getting any ideas, Lukas.
Gabriel gave that to me, remember?
Hang on a minute.
-[amulet chiming]
-He's close.
Soren's close by!
He's gotta be... this way.
Look how bright it is!
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
-[grunts]
-[growls]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh! You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
[panting] Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't touch my pig.
[snorting]
Well, maybe he's his own pig, Jesse.
-You ever thought of that?
-You heard what I said.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
[amulet chiming]
Soren must be close.
[amulet crackles]
[stammering] Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[gasps]
[squealing]
-[growls]
-[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh! You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
-[snarling]
-Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
[panting] Whoa!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen?
A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
[in slo-mo] No!
Stop him!
You won't get away with this!
Watch it!
-[in normal speed] Get out of the way!
-[Axel screams]
Everyone okay?
[groans] I felt all of that.
That was one heck of a landing, Axel.
He mostly used his face.
-We need to find Soren.
-Yeah.
[Olivia] I still can't figure out
how Ivor made the door close.
[Lukas] Maybe we should focus more
on how it opens.
-[Olivia] That's basically what I said.
-Are you okay?
Why are you asking me that?
Just checking up on you.
Everything's fine! All of it.
Are you okay--? [coughing]
Wait, are you--? [coughing]
Are you--? [coughing]
Look at this.
I'm not trying to freak you out, but...
I'm a little bit freaked out right now.
It's starting to feel stiff.
And my vision's all jittery.
We have to tell the others.
-This isn't a "we" thing.
-Yes, it is.
We're a team.
And they all deserve to know.
Maybe.
Look, I'll tell them... eventually.
You have to.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
If it becomes more of a thing,
I'll tell everyone.
But... let me do it.
Hey, guys! I have an idea!
[Lukas] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right, but I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
Look, they aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have... this!
Flint and steel?
I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
[Jesse] Hold on!
Uh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
-This is the spot. It has to be.
-Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
-Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
-[Axel] Are we cool?
-It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Looks pretty good! [groans]
It's dark, but other than that we're okay.
Heading down!
Don't look up!
I've got to work up the nerve.
[gasps] Wait!
You have to say that now?
-[bats screeching]
-Something's not right.
Bats!
[all screaming]
-Why are we screaming?
-[squealing]
Oh! Get away!
I touched it! It touched me! Ugh!
[sighs]
All right, it's safe now.
-[Axel screams]
-[groans]
[snorting]
[sighs]
Everyone okay?
I just slipped.
What's that smell?
Just breathe through your mouth.
-Axel already does that.
-Hey!
Let's get out of here.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here!
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
What's a grinder doing down here?
Not just any grinder,
this is the craziest one I've ever seen.
It has to be Soren's.
[hissing]
-Creepers!
-[squeals]
[grunts]
Duck!
[groans]
[expl*si*n]
There he is! He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that--?
[Jesse] The amulet.
Yes. [sighs]
Wait! Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
The jumping is the easy part.
It's the landing that's hard.
[theme music playing]
[growling]
This one is mine!
[grunts]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[groans]
[hisses]
[screams]
Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[gasps, panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you!
Anytime now, Jesse!
[shouts]
[shouts]
[hissing]
[panting]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas shouts]
[squealing]
Reuben! Wait up!
[shouts]
[creepers hissing]
Ow!
[squealing]
Jesse, incoming!
[screams]
[both groan]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet. It's over there!
[screaming]
[squealing]
[amulet chiming]
[snorting, squeals]
[Jesse] I've got to help them!
-What about the amulet?
-You go get it!
I'm coming, Reuben!
Get away from my pig!
Got it!
Jesse, behind you!
[hissing]
[Reuben squeals]
[Axel and Jesse screaming]
[grunts]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[muffled shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
[Lukas screams]
Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[Axel screaming]
[Lukas groans]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Reuben snorting]
I knew you'd come for us.
I just knew it.
Reuben had his doubts.
I owe you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
[whimpering]
Both of you.
Thanks, Jesse.
There's something
different about you, Jesse.
You're... Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on!
This is where
all the loot gets sorted, right?
That's exactly what it is.
See that?
-Things are starting to turn around.
-Oof!
[Lukas] It looks like it's still working.
I'll just be real careful with it.
Keep it safe.
Hey, thanks for grabbing that up there.
-Can I have it back?
-Not a problem.
Hang on a minute.
He's close.
Soren's close by!
He's gotta be... this way.
Look how bright it is!
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa! Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh! You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait... What-- Look!
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Petra!
-Get away from them!
-[snarling]
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look!
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen?
A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Call it whatever you want.
As long we don't look at them,
we'll be fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
We might wanna hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
Stuff like that doesn't work
in the Nether.
Probably not the End, either.
[laughs] Ah, great. Whoo!
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We just have to keep on truckin'
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, follow me!
I'll get us to the other side!
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow Lukas.
And let's pick up the pace, okay?
[Lukas] Come on!
[Petra coughing]
[coughing]
Nice moves back there, Lukas.
[chuckles] Thanks.
And you too, Jesse.
Thanks for giving me a shot.
Let's go.
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday I'll love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, can you give me a sec?
Need a hand?
Oh, no. [coughing] I can manage, thanks.
Really, I'm fine.
I'm good, I'm good. We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
There's a... ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Whatever this is,
looks like that's the way in.
After you, dude.
Here goes.
[grunting]
[sighs]
[Petra] Please don't say "more stairs."
It's the most beautiful place
I've ever seen!
Ugh, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas groans]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second...
What in the--?
It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool!
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit.
You don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing.
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day!
What's his problem?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
Well, to open a secret door,
you need a secret mechanism.
Hmm.
Hey, Reuben!
I know I'm supposed to be looking
for something, Reuben.
-Any idea what?
-[snorting]
What's that, boy?
You see something over there?
-Neat!
-[snorting]
Hey, Petra.
So, on a scale of "ugh" to "argh,"
how bad are you feeling?
Somewhere in between,
but I'm holding on for now.
How do you think Soren managed to get out
of here without leaving any clues behind?
He is the greatest builder of all time.
If anybody knew how to put
in the secret-est of secret doors,
it's him.
[clanks]
[Jesse] Cool!
[sighs] What do you want?
You haven't found a way out of here,
have you?
Honestly, I haven't even been looking.
I just... I just need
a little alone time right now.
What's your problem, Lukas?
Lukas, no matter how upset you get,
you've got to keep it together.
I know, I do. I just... [sighs]
Listen, I know I've been prickly, okay?
But...
Jesse, I think something's wrong...
with Petra.
[coughing]
I mean, you have to have noticed.
I... I wish I could tell you,
but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Wait, talk about what?
Jesse, if I'm right about this,
you have to tell me.
It's not fooling anybody.
At least not me.
Look, Lukas, Petra's sick.
-How long have you known?
-A while.
But she asked me not to say anything!
The Wither infected her with something.
So, everything I was worried about
is true!
This is my fault, Jesse!
Petra's Wither sickness...
it's because of me.
There's no way this is because of you.
If I hadn't choked,
you would've been able to pull Petra
out of that tractor beam sooner.
For all we know, Petra didn't get sick
until way after that.
Maybe you're right.
If one of our best fighters is sick...
do we even stand a chance anymore?
And not like we haven't dealt
with some grade-A problems before, but...
I just can't help feeling
kind of hopeless.
If we stick together, we can do anything,
even something that feels impossible.
It just feels extra impossible now.
Then we stick together extra hard.
Okay.
I just kinda wish Petra
would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I, uh, kinda need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yup.
[Jesse] That's... weird.
Hey, everyone!
I think I found Soren's way out!
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house.
See if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Reuben snorting]
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery!
That's him!
Soren!
...on top of another block.
[Olivia] What the--?
[scoffs] It's just a recording.
I hope I'm not imagining things.
Goodness knows...
After all that, he's not even here?
I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded
with excitement!
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
-We're so close, I can taste it!
-[sighs] I don't think so, Jesse.
Unless Soren recorded instructions
for how to find the formidi-b*mb,
this is the end of the road.
Who's to say he didn't?
Maybe there's something useful
on this record...
if I can figure out
what he's talking about.
[Soren munching]
I've worked up a simple set
of building instructions to inspire them.
[Reuben snorting]
I will disguise myself and hide among them
in order to observe them more closely.
Huh.
"Hide among them." Hide among who?
[Olivia] Uh... Jesse?
Do you think Soren
is talking about... them?
[Endermen grunting]
I guess everybody needs hobbies,
even if they are
really, really, really dangerous.
You think he's actually training
Endermen to build stuff?
I think he thinks he's training
Endermen to build stuff.
Let's look around,
see what we can find out.
Olivia, check it out!
Looks like a taller one was hanging there,
but it's missing.
Because Soren must be wearing it!
This is the disguise he was talking about!
You mean...?
[Olivia] In order to walk
amongst the Endermen,
you have to become an Enderman!
Kind of stinky, but it fits.
Ugh! More than kind of stinky,
I'm sorry to say.
It's so weird.
I know it's you in there,
but I still don't want to look at you.
The missing disguise is the one
he had to put on before going outside.
He must be conducting
his experiment right now!
Which means if we want to get to Soren...
we have to go out there to do it.
[Olivia] I'll just wait here.
[squealing]
-Found something!
-What you got?
It's definitely some sort
of crafting recipe.
But why would someone
as brilliant as Soren
need a recipe for a shape that simple?
Because they're not for Soren,
they're for the Endermen!
This must be what he's trying
to teach them to build.
I bet if I complete it,
that would really get his attention.
I need six blocks to finish that shape
in Soren's instructions,
and this guy's got the only block around.
[hissing]
[hissing]
Uh-oh.
[Endermen shrieking]
Let me just take another look
at the instructions.
Hmm, nothing I can't handle.
False evidence of Endermen intelligence:
accomplished!
Uh, nothing to see here, guys.
Just walk away.
Okay, they're not walking away.
Definitely not walking away.
[Soren] I am sorry about this,
but it has to look real.
[Jesse panting]
[Soren] I-I don't think it'll bruise.
Your face, I mean.
[snorting]
These suits were built
with durability in mind.
-You must be Soren.
-Well, I am. But must I be?
Why did you hit me?
There were strategic reasons
and a personal one.
-You are trespassing, after all.
-You hit me, hard, in the face.
You upset the Endermen,
and I got you to safety.
By the way,
as far as introductions are concerned...
this is not going very well.
-We're in danger.
-Oh, what else is new?
Whatever your issue is,
whatever your problem,
it has occurred before,
and has been solved before.
Even so, what do you need me for?
I've gone out of my way
to avoid these types of problems.
I don't even remember
what it looks like up there.
Help me save the world.
-How?
-The formidi-b*mb.
There's a Wither Storm on the loose
and it's eating the world.
Ah, I see. You misspoke.
You don't need me. You need my stuff.
I've found that when you give people
what they want, they turn on you.
-Who turned on you?
-All of them.
It's why I prefer Endermen.
They always do what you expect,
almost to a fault.
-I have the amulet.
-What?
-Gabriel gave it to me.
-Gabriel?
Gabriel asked me to reassemble
the Order of the Stone.
The Order of the Stone?
They asked for me?
Gabriel is your friend.
Hmm. I don't know.
Does he ever talk about me?
Uh, sure.
What kinds of things do they say?
That you were missed.
Really?
Maybe it was more miss-ing,
you have to read between the lines.
Yes. Yes, you do.
But what about you?
Are you my friend?
As long as we're on the subject.
Not to put you on the spot.
Sure.
Ha! That's the best thing
I've heard in years!
Admittedly, it's not a very high bar.
Don't worry, I'm going to help you
because that's what friends do.
Before we leave,
I'm going to give my old friends a gift.
The gift of song!
-What's happening?
-[snorting]
♪ Gary may seem scary
But he's a swell guy ♪
♪ Sally dillydallies
Give her credit, she tries ♪
♪ They might look the same
To the untrained eye ♪
♪ But that's a lie, and so I say ♪
[squealing]
Wait, is that...? Are you...?
-Soren!
-Whoa!
Nice to meet you, Soren. [coughing]
You look... terrible.
[shrieks]
Look away.
-[shrieking]
-[gasps]
You've upset them.
-You've altered their behavior.
-Okay, let's go.
And the hits just keep on coming.
[gasps] I wasn't expecting
so many houseguests.
There's no way I have enough
seashell soaps for all of them.
[Lukas] How are we supposed
to get out of here?
We need to come up with a plan.
And not our usual "we'll come up
with a plan when we have to,
oh, wait, now we have to" kind of plan!
[Jesse] Let's break that fountain.
Back in the maze,
when we fell into the water,
the Endermen didn't follow us!
Well, naturally. Endermen hate water.
[gasps] Oh! If we could force the fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Just when I thought I'd never
have to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[growling]
Ah!
[sighs]
[Soren] Try not to die.
[shouts]
Yes!
[Endermen shouting]
Okay, everybody, let's go.
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Keep your eyes down, everyone,
and grab on to me.
I guess if this is the only way
we're gonna make it back to the trapdoor.
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[gasps]
This guy's right in my face!
[growling]
[shrieking]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh! When I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So, there's more water?
Much more!
If we activate it, it could disperse all
these Endermen while we swim to safety!
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so, everybody just--
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[Jesse screams, grunts]
We made it!
"Making it" is relative.
[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here.
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off.
-Go to work, boys.
-[squeals]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
That did turn out pretty cool.
Well, I wouldn't lie to you, Jesse.
No, wait a minute, I would.
I didn't lie to you. That's what I meant.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
-[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
-Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Cool!
Just keep an eye out for the gunpowder
we'll need to make that formidi-b*mb.
-Hey, Soren!
-Jesse.
I think I've almost got enough
gunpowder now.
Glad to hear it.
And, Jesse, I am sorry for not keeping
this place as organized as I should.
It's very embarrassing.
And this is my super TNT.
Let's build us a formidi-b*mb!
Yes, let's build away!
Um, how do we build us
a formidi-b*mb, exactly?
Do we just combine this
with the gunpowder?
Well, the crafting recipe
is quite simple, really.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
-Got it.
-No. No, no, no!
The ingredients are highly unstable.
Even putting them in close proximity
to each other is a risk.
Okay, well, we may not have
the formidi-b*mb yet,
but at least we finally have
the ingredients to build one.
Progress.
And now that we have them, we...
[Soren clearing throat]
We...
I literally don't remember.
You're gonna have to help me out, Jesse.
Now we just need to find a way to get it
inside the Wither Storm to blow it up.
[Endermen grunting]
[Soren] Oh! Oh, dear.
I was afraid of this.
With the End underwater,
the Endermen will try to escape.
[Jesse] We should leave
before any more of them show up.
Of course. Of course!
To the mine carts, everyone!
I've been waiting for ages to say that.
To people, I mean.
[squealing]
[Axel] Incoming!
[squealing]
[screams]
[grunts, gasps]
-Ah, there you are!
-So glad you could make it! Ha!
Could have used you earlier.
[chuckles]
Showing up just in time
to hold up the trophy, huh?
Are you going to help us
take on the Wither Storm?
-Ha! Help you? You're gonna help me.
-Uh, we've been fighting this entire time.
[hissing]
-[all scream]
-[groans]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about
what they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us will build distractions
in its path.
Hopefully it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah, you can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple.
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Jesse, you deserve this.
What you're doing means--
We're all gonna die!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb.
Everyone else,
grab a buddy and split up.
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
[grunts]
I hope this works.
Ah!
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
[roaring]
-Watch out!
-[Magnus] No!
[Jesse] No!
Ellegaard!
[grunts]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[all grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it? Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead!
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
[laughs] Handled like a champ!
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no!
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
-Ellegaard.
-[gasps]
My armor really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Please, don't die, Ellegaard.
Please, just hang on a little longer.
I'm trying, Jesse,
but "a little" is all I've got left.
Well, Soren, at least
I finally got to be a real hero, right?
-[chuckles]
-[groans]
[groans]
-[crowd groaning]
-[gasps]
All those people, they're alive.
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them.
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben. We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
[squeals]
I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here--
No! No!
Somebody help!
[gasps]
[grunts]
[gasps] But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you.
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
[in slo-mo] No!
[Axel] Stop him!
You won't get away with this!
Watch it!
-[in normal speed] Get out of the way!
-[screams]
Everyone okay?
[groans] I felt all of that.
That was one heck of a landing, Axel.
He mostly used his face.
-We need to find Soren.
-Yeah.
[Olivia] I still can't figure out
how Ivor made the door close.
[Lukas] Maybe we should focus more
on how it opens.
-[Olivia] That's basically what I said.
-Are you okay?
Of course.
Why would you feel the need to ask?
Just checking in.
I am A-ok-- [coughing]
A-o-- [coughing]
My goodness.
Just give it a second.
[coughing]
Do not to be frightened or alarmed...
but it's getting worse.
I'm in a lot of pain.
We have to tell the others.
Your friends? No. That's a bad idea.
You have to.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
When the time comes, I'll share it
with those that wish to know.
Until then, I hope you can be discreet.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
[Lukas] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right. But I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have... this!
Flint and steel? I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on!
Uh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
-This is the spot. It has to be.
-Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
-Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
-[Axel] Are we cool?
-It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Looks pretty good! [groans]
It's dark, but other than that,
we're okay.
Heading down.
Don't look up.
I've got to work up the nerve.
[gasps]
Wait!
You have to say that now?
-[bats screeching]
-Something's not right.
-Bats!
-[all screaming]
-Why are we screaming?
-[squeals]
Oh! Get away!
I touched it! It touched me! [groans]
[sighs]
All right, it's safe now.
-[Axel screams]
-[groans]
[snorting]
[groans]
-Everyone okay?
-Just slipped.
What's that smell?
I believe the scientific word for it
is "poop."
-It's what I slipped on.
-[snickering, laughing]
Aha. Humor.
Lead the way, Jesse.
Yeah.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here.
You don't understand.
This is a grinder!
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
What's a grinder doing down here?
Not just any grinder,
this is the craziest one I've ever seen.
It has to be Soren's.
[hissing]
-Creepers!
-[squeals]
Jesse, fire in the hole!
[grunts]
[expl*si*n]
There he is! He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that--?
[Jesse] The amulet.
Yes. [sighs]
Wait. Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
The jumping is the easy part.
It's the landing that's hard.
[theme music playing]
[growling]
This one is mine!
[grunts]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[groans]
[growling]
[screams]
Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[gasps, panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you.
Anytime now, Jesse.
[shouts]
[shouts]
[hissing]
[panting]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas shouts]
[squealing]
Reuben, wait up!
[shouts]
[creepers hissing]
Ow!
[squealing]
Jesse, incoming!
[screams]
[both groan]
-Oh, that hurt.
-The amulet, it's over there!
[screaming]
[Reuben squeals]
[snorting, squeals]
[Jesse] I've got to help them!
What about the amulet?
You go get it.
I'm coming, Reuben!
Get away from my pig!
Got it!
Jesse, behind you!
[Reuben squeals]
[Axel and Jesse screaming]
[grunts]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[muffled shouting]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[screams]
[screams]
[grunts]
-[squealing]
-[groans]
[Lukas screams]
Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[Axel screaming]
[Lukas groaning]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Reuben snorting]
I knew you'd come for us.
I just knew it.
Reuben had his doubts.
I owe you.
I'm just glad you're okay.
[whimpering]
Both of you.
Thanks, Jesse.
There's something
different about you, Jesse.
You're... Hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on!
This is where all the loot
gets sorted, right?
That's exactly what it is.
See that?
-Things are starting to turn around.
-Oof!
[Lukas] It looks like it's still working.
I'll just be real careful with it.
Keep it safe.
Hey, thanks for grabbing that up there.
-Can I have it back?
-Not a problem.
Hang on a minute.
He's close!
Soren's close by.
He's gotta be... this way.
Look how bright it is.
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa! Whoa!
Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[groans]
Take that, ugly!
-Oh! You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider.
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
-An End portal?
-That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look.
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
-Get away from them!
-[snarling]
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow!
[Lukas] Oh! Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-[Axel] Whoo!
-[groans]
Ha! See?
I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, shudders] Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What?
No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[Jesse whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Call it whatever you want.
As long we don't look at them,
we'll be fine.
Yeah. Yeah.
We might wanna hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackling]
The amulet does not work in the End.
[laughs] Ah, great. Whoo!
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We just have to keep on trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, behind me.
I'll handle the Endermen.
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow Lukas.
And let's pick up the pace, okay?
[Lukas] Come on.
[Gabriel coughing]
[coughing]
Well done, Lukas. [coughing]
[chuckles] Thanks. And you, too, Jesse.
Thanks for giving me a shot.
Let's go.
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday I love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, if we could just slow down
for a moment.
Need a hand?
Me? Don't be ridiculous. [coughing]
Really, I'm fine. [coughing]
I-- I apologize. That's all I needed.
We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
There's a... ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Jesse, I believe this honor
belongs to you.
Here goes.
[grunting]
[sighs]
[Gabriel] Please don't say "more stairs."
It's the most beautiful place
I've ever seen.
Ugh, so bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas groans]
That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...?
It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool!
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit.
You don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing!
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
Is he gonna be okay?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
If I were you,
I'd be looking for a secret door...
and the secret mechanism
to open said door.
Hmm.
-Hey, Reuben.
-[snorting]
I know I'm supposed to be looking
for something, Reuben.
-Any idea what?
-[snorting]
What's that, boy?
You see something over there?
-Neat!
-[snorting]
Gabriel, hey.
You doing okay?
Besides the fact that I'm dying slowly?
Pitifully wasting away?
My circumstances growing more dire
with every passing second?
Yeah, that.
Fine, all things considered.
How do you think Soren managed
to get out of here
without leaving any clues behind?
Master builder. Very secretive.
[clanks]
[Jesse] Cool!
[sighs] What do you want?
You haven't found a way
out of here, have you?
Honestly, I haven't even been looking.
I just need a little alone time right now.
What's your problem, Lukas?
Lukas, no matter how upset you get,
you've got to keep it together.
I know. I do. I just... [sighs]
Listen, I know I've been prickly, okay?
But...
Jesse, I think something's wrong...
with Gabriel.
[coughing]
I mean, you have to have noticed.
I... I wish I could tell you,
but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
Wait, talk about what?
Jesse, if I'm right about this,
you have to tell me.
It's not fooling anybody.
At least not me.
Look, Lukas...
Gabriel's sick.
How long have you known?
A while, but he asked me
not to say anything.
The Wither infected him with something.
So everything I was worried about is true.
This is my fault, Jesse.
Gabriel's Wither sickness,
it's because of me.
There's no way this is because of you.
If I hadn't choked,
you would've been able to pull Gabriel
out of that tractor beam sooner.
For all we know, Gabriel didn't get sick
until way after that.
Maybe you're right.
If one of our best fighters is sick...
do we even stand a chance anymore?
Not like we haven't dealt
with some grade-A problems before, but...
I just can't help feeling
kind of hopeless.
If we stick together, we can do anything,
even something that feels impossible.
It just feels extra impossible now.
Then we stick together extra hard.
Okay.
I kind of wish
Gabriel would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I, uh, kind of need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
[clanks]
[distant music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone,
I think I found Soren's way out.
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
[Gabriel] We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Reuben snorting]
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
That's him!
Soren.
...on top of another block.
[Olivia] What the...?
[scoffs] It's just a recording.
[chuckles] I hope
I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I-- I better eat something. I'm positively
lightheaded with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
Well, this record
didn't turn on by itself.
Huh, good point.
I guess he really likes the sound
of his own voice, then.
Maybe there's something useful
on this record,
if I can figure out
what he's talking about.
[Soren munching]
I've worked up a simple set
of building instructions to inspire them.
[Reuben snorting]
I will disguise myself and hide among them
in order to observe them more closely.
Huh.
"Hide among them." Hide among who?
[Olivia] Uh... Jesse?
Do you think Soren
is talking about... them?
[Endermen grunting]
I guess everybody needs hobbies,
even if they are
really, really, really dangerous.
You think he's actually training Endermen
to build stuff?
I think he thinks he's training
Endermen to build stuff.
Let's look around,
see what we can find out.
Olivia, check it out!
Looks like a taller one was hanging there,
but it's missing.
Because Soren must be wearing it.
This is the disguise he was talking about.
You mean...
[Olivia] In order to walk
amongst the Endermen,
you have to become an Enderman.
Kind of stinky, but it fits.
Ugh! More than kind of stinky,
I'm sorry to say.
It's so weird.
I know it's you in there,
but I still don't wanna look at you.
The missing disguise is the one
he had to put on before going outside.
He must be conducting
his experiment right now.
Which means if we want to get to Soren...
we have to go out there to do it.
[Olivia] I'll just wait here.
[squealing]
[Olivia] Hang on a second.
Soren in disguise looks like
any old Enderman, and so will you.
How are you going to find him?
Walk up to every Enderman out there
and say, "Hey, are you Soren?"
We just need to get his attention
without riling up the Endermen.
Try not to die, okay?
I'd really hate to have to watch that...
from behind this protective glass.
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Okay, we've just gotta get
Soren's attention
and avoid attracting theirs.
[squealing]
Looks like a building grid.
I have no idea what I'm supposed
to do with it, though.
-Cracked it yet?
-Not yet, but I'm getting closer.
[sighs] You know
that's really creepy, right?
-Huh?
-The Endersuit.
I keep wanting to not look at you.
It's so disturbing.
[chuckles] Sorry.
-What do you think the others have found?
-I don't know.
Soren's mansion looked huge,
but the lab seems to be
where the real answers are.
I need you to be a hero.
Hmm, I see.
And what do you think a hero
would do in this situation?
A hero would give me his formidi-b*mb.
[Endermen grunting]
There's a Wither Storm on the loose
and it's eating the world.
Ah, I see. You misspoke.
You don't need me. You need my stuff.
I've found that when you give people
what they want, they turn on you.
Who turned on you?
All of them!
It's why I prefer Endermen.
They always do what you expect,
almost to a fault.
I have the amulet.
What?
Gabriel gave it to me.
Gabriel?
Gabriel asked me to reassemble
the Order of the Stone.
The Order of the Stone?
They asked for me?
Gabriel is your friend.
Hmm, I don't know.
Does he ever talk about me?
Uh, sure.
What kinds of things do they say?
That you were missed.
Really?
Maybe it was more miss-ing.
You have to read between the lines.
Yes. Yes, you do.
But what about you?
Are you my friend?
As long as we're on the subject.
Not to put you on the spot.
Not really.
Oh. [laughs] I get it. A joke.
Between friends.
That is so classic you!
Don't worry, I'm going to help you
because that's what friends do.
Before we leave,
I'm going to give my old friends a gift.
The gift of song!
-What's happening?
-[snorting]
♪ Gary may seem scary
But he's a swell guy ♪
♪ Sally dillydallies
Give her credit, she tries ♪
♪ They might look the same
To the untrained eye ♪
♪ But that's a lie, and so I say ♪
[squeals]
Wait, is that--? [stammers] Are you--?
-Soren!
-Whoa!
[coughing]
You look... terrible.
Terribly handsome! [coughing]
Hello, old friend.
We've been looking for you.
[Enderman shrieks]
Look away.
-[shrieking]
-[gasps]
You've upset them.
-You've altered their behavior.
-Okay, let's go.
And the hits just keep on coming.
[gasps] I wasn't expecting
so many houseguests.
There's no way I have
enough seashell soaps for all of them.
[Lukas]
How are we supposed to get out of here?
We need to come up with a plan.
And not our usual "we'll come up
with a plan when we have to,
oh, wait, now we have to" kind of plan!
Let's break that fountain.
In the maze, when we fell into the water,
the Endermen didn't follow us.
Well, naturally. Endermen hate water.
[gasps] Oh! If we could force the fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Just when I thought I'd never
have to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[growling]
[screams]
-[sighs]
-[Soren] Try not to die.
[shouts]
Yes!
[Endermen shouting]
Okay, everybody, let's go!
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Keep your eyes down, everyone,
and grab on to me.
I guess if this is the only way
we're gonna make it back to the trapdoor.
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[gasps]
[growling]
This guy's right in my face.
[growls]
[shrieking]
Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh, when I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So, there's more water?
Much more. If we activate it,
it could disperse all these Endermen
while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so, everybody just--
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[Jesse screams, grunts]
We made it!
"Making it" is relative.
-[Gabriel screams]
-[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here.
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off.
-Go to work, boys.
-[squeals]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
That did turn out pretty cool.
Well, I wouldn't lie to you, Jesse.
Oh, no, wait a minute, I would.
I didn't lie to you. That's what I meant.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
-[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
-Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Cool!
[Soren] Just keep an eye out
for the gunpowder we'll need
to make that formidi-b*mb.
Hey, Soren?
Jesse.
I think I've almost got
enough gunpowder now.
Glad to hear it.
And, Jesse, I am sorry for not keeping
this place as organized as I should.
It's very embarrassing.
And this is my super TNT.
Let's build us a formidi-b*mb!
Yes, let's build away!
Um, how do we build us
a formidi-b*mb, exactly?
Do we just combine this
with the gunpowder?
The crafting recipe
is quite simple, really.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
-Got it.
-No! No, no, no!
The ingredients are highly unstable.
Even putting them in close proximity
to each other is a risk.
Okay, well, we may not have
the formidi-b*mb yet,
but at least we finally have
the ingredients to build one.
Progress.
And now that we have them, we...
[Soren clearing throat]
We...
I literally don't remember.
You're gonna have to help me out, Jesse.
Now we just need to find a way to get it
inside the Wither Storm to blow it up.
[Endermen grunting]
[Soren] Oh! Oh, dear.
I was afraid of this.
With the End underwater,
the Endermen will try to escape.
[Jesse] We should leave
before any more of them show up.
Of course. Of course!
To the mine carts, everyone!
[chuckles]
I've been waiting ages to say that.
To people, I mean.
[squealing]
[Axel] Incoming!
[squealing]
[screams]
[grunts, gasps]
-Ah! There you are!
-So glad you could make it! Ha!
Could have used you earlier.
[chuckles]
Showing up just in time
to hold up the trophy, huh?
Are you going to help us
take on the Wither Storm?
-Ha! Help you? You're gonna help me.
-Uh, we've been fighting this entire time.
-[hisses]
-[Magnus screams]
[groans]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about
what they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us will build distractions
in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah, you can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple.
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Jesse, you deserve this.
What you're doing means--
We're all gonna die!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb.
Everyone else, grab a buddy and split up.
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
[grunts]
I hope this works.
[grunts]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
[roaring]
-Watch out!
-[Magnus] No!
[Jesse] No!
Ellegaard!
[grunts]
[whirs]
[grunts]
Eat this!
[grunts]
[all grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[high-pitched ringing]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it? Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead.
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
[laughs] Handled like a champ.
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[snorting, squeals]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no!
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[whimpering]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh... Jesse.
-Ellegaard.
-[gasps]
My armor really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Please, don't die, Ellegaard.
Please, just hang on a little longer.
I'm trying, Jesse,
but "a little" is all I've got left.
Well, Soren, at least
I finally got to be a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
[groans]
-[crowd groaning]
-[gasps]
All those people, they're alive.
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them.
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
[whirs]
What the...?
Guys, over here--
-[squealing]
-No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[roaring]
[all screaming]
Come on, we've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
They can't hurt us
if we don't look at them, right?
So we just keep our eyes closed...
forever.
One constant about Endermen
is that they hate water.
If we can force that fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[growling]
[screams]
-[sighs]
-[Soren] Try not to die.
[shouts]
Yes!
[Endermen shouting]
Okay, everybody, let's go.
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
They can't hurt us
if we don't look at them, right?
So we just keep our eyes closed...
forever.
One constant about Endermen
is that they hate water.
If we can force that fountain
to overflow somehow...
Jesse, you still have the Enderman suit.
Put that on, and you'll be able
to safely reach the fountain.
Just when I thought I'd never have
to smell this thing again.
Good luck, dude.
We'll all watch from here, then,
where it's safe.
[growling]
[screams]
-[sighs]
-[Soren] Try not to die.
[shouts]
Yes!
[Endermen shouting]
Okay, everybody, let's go.
What's the holdup?
[gasps]
[Lukas] They're everywhere.
How are we supposed to get through this?
I mean, physically and psychologically.
Say we somehow make it.
I can't see how this won't become
a reoccurring nightmare.
Everyone, just hold on to me.
I'll guide us through them.
I guess if this is the only way we're
gonna make it back to the trapdoor...
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[gasps]
[growling]
This guy's right in my face.
-[shrieking]
-Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh! When I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So, there's more water?
Much more. If we activate it,
it could disperse all these Endermen
while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so, everybody just--
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[Jesse screams, grunts]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here.
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off.
-Go to work, boys.
-[squealing]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
Everyone, just hold on to me.
I'll guide us through them.
I guess if this is the only way we're
gonna make it back to the trapdoor...
Maybe we should, uh, turn around.
Or not.
[gasps]
[growling]
This guy's right in my face.
-[shrieking]
-Quick! In the water!
Ya!
[shrieking]
Oh! When I constructed this place,
I worried about how flammable
my building material was,
so I installed a fire suppression system
to prevent the whole thing
from going up in flames.
So, there's more water?
Much more. If we activate it,
it could disperse all these Endermen
while we swim to safety.
Can we reach the controls from here?
[gasps] The lever! It's right up there!
[Endermen snarling]
[Jesse] Yeesh!
I don't know how much water this thing
is gonna kick out, so, everybody just--
It's working!
Well done, Jesse!
Now, time to swim to that trapdoor.
[muffled grunting]
[Jesse screams, grunts]
-We made it!
-"Making it" is relative.
-[Gabriel screams]
-[growling]
Oh, come on!
[grunts]
Not that this isn't a ton of fun,
but let's grab that formidi-b*mb
and get out of here.
One small problem. Tiny, really.
Miniscule, even. [grunts]
-I haven't actually built it yet.
-That's a small problem?
You seem like a person who appreciates
cool stuff that's cool for no reason.
[squealing]
Thanks?
Go ahead and throw that lever behind you.
[Soren] Hold on to your socks
'cause they're about to get blown off.
-Go to work, boys.
-[squealing]
Ooh!
[gasps]
Oh! Ouch!
Yikes!
Man, would it k*ll you to warn somebody?
That was terrifying.
I'm sorry, but it might indeed k*ll me.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
-[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
-Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Man, would it k*ll you to warn somebody?
That was terrifying.
I'm sorry, but it might indeed k*ll me.
-Do you guys hear that?
-Hear what?
All that stuff whispering,
"Take me. Take me now."
I know this is cool,
but the only things we need in here
are the ingredients for the formidi-b*mb.
The loot says you're wrong.
I'll just fetch the super TNT.
It's right up there.
-[Jesse] How are you gonna get up there?
-Oh, I have my ways.
Oh, and feel free to help yourselves.
Find us some gunpowder.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything.
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye.
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
You both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything.
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye.
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
You both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything.
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye.
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
You both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
Are you in paradise or what?
Honestly, I'm more in "what" right now.
All this power went straight to my head,
and then I got a head rush.
And now I'm too overwhelmed
to take anything.
Stay strong, Axel.
I'll try.
I mean, it would be really handy
to have glowstone dust,
but it would be so cool
to finally have my very own spider eye.
Big decision. I'll leave you to it.
You both doing okay?
It's gotten really bad.
Part of me is hoping that...
when we b*mb the Wither Storm,
this will just dissipate.
-Why did you leave us?
-Leave? [scoffs]
-We're right here.
-You ditched us.
Uh, we've been fighting this entire time.
-[hisses]
-[Magnus screams]
[groans]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about
what they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[Wither Storm roaring]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember,
once the formidi-b*mb is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us will build distractions
in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah, you can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple.
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
-Why did you leave us?
-Leave? [scoffs]
-We're right here.
-You ditched us.
Uh, we've been fighting this entire time.
-[hisses]
-[Magnus screams]
[groans]
Uh, what's going on?
[Axel screams]
You don't have to worry
about the monsters.
They're running away.
Worry about
what they're running away from.
I feel like that got bigger.
It did.
It's formidi-b*mb time.
[Ellegaard] Soren?
It's him! [stutters] It's you!
Hello, old friends.
-[growling]
-[screams]
It's time to go.
We only get one shot at this.
Remember, once the formidi-b*mb
is crafted,
it'll explode in a matter of seconds.
It means whoever is doing the crafting
will be in great danger.
I was hoping, well,
perhaps we could draw straws.
I'm going to set off the formidi-b*mb.
That's what I was hoping for.
The rest of us
will build distractions in its path.
Hopefully, it will buy you some time.
Jesse, take my armor. It will help.
Nah, you can take mine.
It's gotten me out of a lot of jams.
-I insist.
-I double insist.
-[scoffs] I triple insist.
-I insist four times.
-Quadruple.
-Know-it-all.
[scoffs] I've never found that insulting.
[scoffs] I bet you don't know
what the fifth one is, though.
Quintuple. Alternatively, pentuple.
Up to you, Jesse.
Real armor or nerd armor.
Right on, Jesse! Uh...
By the power vested in me,
yadida-yadida-yadida,
the Order of the Stone!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb.
Everyone else, grab a buddy and split up.
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
[grunts]
I hope this works.
[grunts]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
-Watch out!
-[both groan]
[Jesse] No!
Magnus!
Eat this!
[groans]
[all grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it? Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead.
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
Not saying I doubted you,
but I did a little.
But now I don't and I never will again.
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no!
-You fought valiantly, my friend.
-[groans]
We both know my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense, stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
Magnus.
My armor, it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use to me anymore.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Magnus, no. This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[groans]
[gasps]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over he--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
-What happened here?
-[growling]
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Right on, Jesse! Uh...
By the power vested in me,
yadida-yadida-yadida,
the Order of the Stone!
-[Jesse] What?
-[roaring]
Jesse, you're going to have to set down
a crafting table out there
and make that formidi-b*mb.
Everyone else, grab a buddy and split up.
We need to keep that Wither Storm
on track, so build, build, build!
Jesse, don't forget.
Super TNT in the middle
and gunpowder all around.
[grunts]
I hope this works.
[grunts]
No, no, no!
Not yet!
Got it!
Please don't blow up.
-Watch out!
-[both groan]
[Jesse] No!
Magnus!
Eat this!
[groans]
[all grunting]
Yeah!
[screams]
[no audible dialogue]
[Axel] Is that it? Is it over?
[Olivia]
I can't believe it's actually dead.
You did it, Jesse! You actually did it!
Not saying I doubted you,
but I did a little.
But now I don't and I never will again.
Look, I know it wasn't easy, but...
About time we got a real win.
I did do it, didn't I?
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no!
-You fought valiantly, my friend.
-[groans]
We both know my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense, stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
Magnus.
My armor, it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use to me anymore.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Magnus, no. This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[groans]
[gasps]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them.
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you, thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over here--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
[Olivia] Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no!
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense, stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh, Jesse.
-Ellegaard.
-[gasps]
My armor really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
[Olivia] Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no!
-You fought valiantly, my friend.
-[groans]
We both know my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense, stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
Magnus.
My armor, it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use to me anymore.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
[Olivia] Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Hey, not to put a damper on the party,
but anyone seen Soren or Ellegaard?
Oh, no!
You fought valiantly, my friend.
You and I both know my fight is over.
Stuff and nonsense.
Stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Ellegaard.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Oh, Jesse.
-Ellegaard.
-[gasps]
My armor really suits you, Jesse.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's certainly not going to be
much use to me now.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
I couldn't have done this
without you guys, any of it.
[Olivia] Oh, believe me, we're well aware.
Thanks for saying it, though.
[squealing]
Aw, thanks, buddy.
Uh, anybody seen Soren and Magnus?
Oh, no!
-You fought valiantly, my friend.
-[groans]
We both know my fight is over, man.
Stuff and nonsense, stuff and nonsense.
[squealing]
Save your strength, Magnus.
We'll take care of this.
We'll take care of you.
Jesse.
Magnus.
My armor, it looks great on you, man.
I want you to keep it, okay?
It's not gonna be much use to me anymore.
Don't say such things.
Jesse knows I'm right.
Ellegaard, I can't.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
Well, Soren, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
[groans]
[gasps]
All those people, they're alive.
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over here--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead!
-I saw you--
-What...
-What happened here?
-[growling]
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Please don't go, Magnus.
Please? Just hang on a little longer.
I'm hanging, but only for a little while.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[groans]
[gasps]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure
we find the people who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over here--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
-What happened here?
-[growling]
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Gabriel, let's go!
Who's Gabriel?
Ellegaard, I can't.
This armor belongs to you.
You earned it, Jesse.
[gasps]
Well, Soren, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[chuckles]
[groans]
[gasps]
All those people, they're alive.
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, those people,
you have to help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over here--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
-What happened here?
-[growling]
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
Please don't go, Magnus.
Please? Just hang on a little longer.
I'm hanging, but only for a little while.
Hey, at least I finally got to be
a real hero, right?
[groans]
All those people, they're alive!
The Wither Storm didn't k*ll them!
Jesse, you gotta help them.
All of them!
Of course I'll save them,
every one of them.
We're the good guys, right?
That's what we do.
Come on, Reuben.
We've got a job to do.
You guys help the survivors.
I need to make sure we find the people
who might be trapped.
[grunts]
[grunts]
Don't worry. It's all over now.
My friends are going to help you.
Thank you. Thank you.
You're going to be okay, I promise.
I... Thank you.
No!
The command block! That's impossible!
-[squealing]
-I don't understand.
Soren said the formidi-b*mb
would destroy it, but it looks fine.
What the...?
Guys, over here--
[squealing]
No, no!
Somebody help!
[grunting]
[gasps]
[grunts]
But I thought you were dead.
-I saw you--
-What...
What happened here?
I'll explain everything.
Just not right now!
[all screaming]
Come on! We've gotta get out of here!
Petra, let's go!
Who's Petra?
Let's keep this between us for now.
I was thinking the same thing.
They might get upset, or...
-I don't know.
-Exactly. We don't know.
It's just gonna cause panic,
and we can't afford that right now.
If it becomes more of a thing,
I'll tell everyone.
But let me do it.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
[Lukas] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right. But I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have this!
Flint and steel? I don't get it.
It's not--
That's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
Oh... this!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunting]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
-This is the spot. It has to be.
-Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
-Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
[Axel] Are we cool?
It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
Let's keep this between us for now.
I was thinking the same thing.
They might get upset, or...
-I don't know.
-Exactly. We don't know.
When the time comes, I'll share it
with those that wish to know.
[Gabriel]
Until then, I hope you can be discreet.
Hey, guys, I have an idea.
[Lukas] Okay.
Magnus, help!
-Well, all right, but I have another idea.
-Is it yelling for Ellegaard?
Um, not anymore.
They aren't coming back.
They couldn't abandon us
if they wanted to.
As long as we have this!
Flint and steel? I don't get it.
It's not--
Uh, that's not what I meant to pull out.
Hold on.
[groans] This!
Here, let me see it.
[both grunt]
Do you mind?
-I just want to see it.
-You can see it without touching.
-Not if you can't get it to work.
-It's working fine.
-[amulet chimes]
-Oh!
Soren!
-This is the spot. It has to be.
-Maybe.
This is definitely it.
Get ready to dig, people.
Who knows how far down that goes?
Anyone else have a better plan?
-Jesse's talking to you, Lukas.
-I know. I just need a--
Pai-gow!
Let's get to it, then.
-[Axel] Are we cool?
-It's a hole.
Does that mean we're cool?
I'll find out.
[Olivia] I guess that makes sense.
You dig, you get a hole.
I'm not sure why I expected anything else.
[Lukas] That was my point.
[Olivia] No, it wasn't.
[Axel] Jesse's got this, you guys.
[bats screeching]
Go! [panting]
That would've been bad.
Hey, guys, get a move on.
-[Axel screaming]
-[Lukas grunts]
[sighs]
Everyone okay?
I just slipped.
What's that smell?
Just breath through your mouth.
-Axel already does that.
-Hey!
Let's get out of here.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here.
You don't understand.
This is a grinder.
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
-[amulet clanks]
-[bats screeching]
[wings flapping]
Go! [panting]
That would've been bad.
Hey, guys, get a move on.
-[Axel screaming]
-[Lukas grunts]
[grunts]
[groans]
Everyone okay?
Just slipped.
What's that smell?
I believe the scientific word for it
is "poop."
-It's what I slipped on.
-[snickering, laughing]
Aha. Humor.
Lead the way, Jesse.
Yeah.
[snorting]
Stay close, boy.
-We have to get out of here!
-[Lukas] What?
We have to get out of here!
We just got here.
You don't understand.
This is a grinder.
They're meant to k*ll monsters.
Trouble is they can't tell the difference
between monsters and people.
This can't be good.
But there should be a loot room
down there, right?
[snarling]
Just saying, not all bad.
[hissing]
[snarls]
-Creepers!
-[Reuben squeals]
Duck!
[screams]
[expl*si*n]
[amulet whirs]
There he is! He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. [panting]
Yes. [sighs]
Wait. Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
This can't be good.
But there should be a loot room
down there, right?
[snarling]
Just saying, not all bad.
[hissing]
[snarls]
-Creepers!
-[Reuben squeals]
[grunts]
Jesse, fire in the hole!
[screams]
[expl*si*n]
[amulet whirs]
There he is! He's right down--
-[hissing]
-[grunts]
Was that...?
[Jesse] The amulet. [panting]
Yes. [sighs]
Wait. Are you gonna jump?
You're going to jump, aren't you?
Please tell me you're not going to jump.
Just tuck and roll.
[theme music playing]
This one is mine!
[grunts]
[snorting]
[snarls]
[screams]
Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you.
Anytime now, Jesse.
[screams]
Hi-yah!
[hisses]
[panting]
[water splashing]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas] Whoa!
[Reuben squeals]
Reuben, wait up!
[grunts]
[creepers hissing]
[grunts]
[squealing]
[Petra] Jesse, incoming!
[screams]
[both groan]
Oh, that hurt.
The amulet, it's over there!
[Axel screaming]
[screams]
[Reuben squealing]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
Just tuck and roll.
[theme music playing]
[snarls]
This one is mine!
[grunts]
[snarls]
[screams]
[Axel] Jesse, get down!
Who wants more?
You're asking for more?
[panting]
Jesse!
Hey, ugly!
Watch out!
[Olivia] Hey, bonehead,
I'm talking to you.
Anytime now, Jesse.
[screams]
Hi-yah!
[hisses]
[panting]
[Jesse] Hold on!
[Lukas] Whoa!
[Reuben squeals]
Reuben, wait up!
[grunts]
[creepers hissing]
[grunts]
[Reuben squeals]
[Gabriel] Jesse, incoming!
[screams]
[both grunt]
Oh, that hurt.
The amulet, it's over there!
[Axel screaming]
[screams]
[Reuben squeals]
-[squealing]
-[grunts]
I've got to get the amulet.
You, you help the others.
[squealing]
[grunting]
[grunts] Come on. Come, come to Jesse.
[gruntings]
[Reuben snorting]
[Reuben squeals]
[grunts]
[Lukas screams]
[all screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[muffled grunts]
-[muffled squeals]
-[whooshing]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[Reuben squealing]
[water splashing]
[Luaks screaming]
Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[water splashing]
[Axel screaming]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Lukas] Hey, buddy. It's all right.
[snorting]
Lukas, we might have had our differences,
but you're all right in my book.
Thanks, Axel.
No. Thank you. I'm gonna go look around.
I really appreciate your helping Reuben
back there, Lukas.
Huh, I guess I did.
You don't have to do it all yourself,
you know? I could help.
Like I said, thanks.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
[amulet chimes]
Soren must be close.
[crackles]
Huh? Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[whirring]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[snarls]
Whoa!
Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look.
-[Lukas] Oh, no!
-Petra!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow.
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
It's a haunting of Endermen.
We might want to hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackles]
Stuff like that doesn't work
in the Nether.
Probably not the End, either.
[laughs]
Great. [sighs]
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We just have to keep on trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go.
Everyone, follow me.
I'll get us to the other side.
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow me.
But I--
[coughing]
[coughing]
You're really getting
the hang of this, Jesse.
[chuckles]
That was kind of semi-partially,
a little bit cool.
Thanks.
All that matters is we made it.
Let's go!
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday I love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, can you give me a sec?
Need a hand?
Oh, no. [coughing] I can manage, thanks.
Really, I'm fine.
I'm good, I'm good.
We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
There's a... [panting] ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Whatever this is,
looks like that's the way in.
After you, dude.
Here goes.
[grunts]
[panting]
[Petra] Please don't say "more stairs."
I think I must be seeing things.
It's like another world up here.
A brand-new, totally unspoiled world.
[grunts] So bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[Lukas] That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...?
It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool.
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit,
you don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing!
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
What's his problem?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
Well, to open a secret door,
you need a secret mechanism.
Hmm...
Well, at least that's not made of wool.
Must be all sorts of hidden water systems
in this place.
Petra can take care of herself.
You just worry about you.
You're hiding something.
And by not telling me the truth,
you are putting all of us in danger.
Why don't you go back
to looking for Soren?
I know you're sick of talking to me.
I kind of need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
Fine.
[clanking]
[music playing]
That wasn't too hard, was it?
Walking one foot to the left?
Nope, I think I got that covered.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone,
I think I found Soren's way out.
[music playing in the distance]
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house,
see if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Reuben snorting]
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
That's him!
Soren.
...on top of another block.
What the...?
It's just a recording!
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I better eat something. I'm positively
lightheaded with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
It just means you've gotta step up.
More than you have been already, okay?
Okay.
I just kind of wish
Petra would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I kind of need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
[clanking]
[music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone,
I think I found Soren's way out.
[music playing in the distance]
Nope. Don't want it, don't need it.
Thanks.
We'll check out the rest of the house,
see if we can find Soren
before he finds us.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
That's him!
Soren.
...on top of another block.
What the...?
It's just a recording!
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I better eat something. I'm positively
lightheaded with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
I've got to get the amulet.
You, you help the others.
[Reuben squeals]
[grunting]
[grunts] Come on. Come, come to Jesse.
[grunts]
[Reuben squeals]
[Reuben squeals]
[screams]
[Lukas screams]
[all screaming]
[screams]
[grunts]
[screams]
[muffled squealing]
[whooshing]
[muffled grunts]
-[muffled squeals]
-[whooshing]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts]
-[Reuben squealing]
-[grunts]
[water splashing]
[Lukas screaming]
Is everyone okay?
We all good?
Well, I am definitely not thirsty anymore.
[sighs] We're fine.
[water splashing]
[Axel screaming]
No, no. Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
Why?
Oh, I'm sorry.
[Lukas] Hey, buddy. It's all right.
[snorting]
Lukas, we might have had our differences,
but you're all right in my book.
Thanks, Axel.
No. Thank you. I'm gonna go look around.
I really appreciate your helping Reuben
back there, Lukas.
Huh, I guess I did.
You don't have to do it all yourself,
you know? I could help.
Like I said, thanks.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
Soren must be close.
[crackles]
Huh? Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[whirring]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[snarling]
Whoa! Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait! What...? Look.
-Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow!
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
It's a haunting of Endermen.
We might want to hold off
on the grammar lessons until later.
Which way are we headed, Jesse?
[crackles]
The amulet does not work in the End.
[laughs]
Great. [sighs]
Man, so we were trapped,
and now we're lost.
At least we're alive and well.
Yeah.
We just have to keep on trucking
till we get to Soren.
[sighs] Face it, Jesse,
we might never find this guy.
There he is.
That has to be Soren.
Who else would build a staircase
in the End?
We gotta go!
Everyone, behind me.
I'll handle the Endermen.
That's not a good idea.
Jesse's right.
Actually, you know what? I'll just go.
Give me a chance.
Just say the word...
and I'll do it.
Everyone, follow me.
But I--
[coughing]
[coughing]
If you keep this up, you can open for me
at my next speaking engagement.
All that matters is we made it.
Let's go!
[Axel panting]
I hope that someday I love something
as much as Soren seems to love stairs.
Jesse, if we could just slow down
for a moment?
Need a hand?
Me? Don't be ridiculous.
[coughing]
Really, I'm fine.
[coughing]
I apologize. That's all I needed.
We can keep moving.
[sighs] So many stairs.
There's a... [panting] ladder.
Better not be a long one.
Jesse, I believe this honor
belongs to you.
Here goes.
[grunts]
[panting]
[Gabriel] Please don't say "more stairs."
I think I must be seeing things.
It's like another world up here.
A brand-new, totally unspoiled world.
[grunts] So bright!
-[Axel screams]
-[Lukas grunts]
[Lukas] That's my body, Axel.
-My broken, battered body.
-Hang on a second.
What in the...?
It's made of wool!
This tree, the grass, it's all wool.
You're telling me we've been resting
all our hopes on this guy,
and the whole time he's been building
some totally artificial Happyland?
Could it be that he just missed home?
If you miss home, you go and visit,
you don't build an exact replica.
We came here for nothing!
We came here for Soren
and for his formidi-b*mb.
That's still the plan.
Just look around, Jesse!
If the greatest builder of all time
has spent years working on this,
what are the chances
he's even gonna have that b*mb, huh?
I've had enough crazy for one day.
Is he gonna be okay?
Just give him some space.
He'll be okay.
So, I'm probably looking for...?
If I were you,
I'd be looking for a secret door...
and the secret mechanism
to open said door.
Hmm...
Well, at least that's not made of wool.
Must be all sorts of hidden water systems
in this place.
Gabriel can take care of himself.
You just worry about you.
You're hiding something.
And by not telling me the truth,
you are putting all of us in danger.
Why don't you go back
to looking for Soren?
I know you're sick of talking to me.
I kind of need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
Fine.
[clanking]
[music playing]
That wasn't too hard, was it?
Walking one foot to the left?
Nope, I think I got that covered.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone,
I think I found Soren's way out.
[music playing in the distance]
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
[Gabriel] We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
That's him!
Soren.
...on top of another block.
What the...?
It's just a recording!
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded
with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
It just means you've gotta step up.
More than you have been already, okay?
Okay.
I kind of wish
Gabriel would tell everybody.
It would just make things easier.
I kind of need to get to that lever
you're blocking.
[clanking]
[music playing]
-Thanks.
-Yep.
[Jesse] That's weird.
Hey, everyone,
I think I found Soren's way out.
[music playing in the distance]
Oh, no, I'm fine.
If I wasn't fine, could I do this?
[grunts]
[Gabriel] We'll see what we can find
in the rest of the house.
I just hope we don't discover Soren
as he's getting ready for bed.
He always wore
the most revealing bathrobes.
[music continues playing]
Let's see what's going on
behind this door.
[Soren over speaker]
And I call that one "Symphony in E."
[laughs] A new composition
to celebrate my newest discovery.
That's him!
Soren.
...on top of another block.
What the...?
It's just a recording!
I hope I'm not imagining things.
After all that, he's not even here?
I-- I better eat something.
I'm positively lightheaded
with excitement.
We came all this way, and for what?
We're no closer to Soren than before.
Don't go getting any ideas, Lukas.
Gabriel gave that to me, remember?
Hang on a minute.
He's close! Soren's close by!
He's gotta be this way.
Look how bright it is.
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa! Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait. What...? Look.
-Oh, no!
-Petra!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow.
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
Ha! See? I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't touch my pig!
Maybe he's his own pig, Jesse.
You ever thought of that?
You heard what I said.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
Soren must be close.
-[crackles]
-Huh?
Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[whirring]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[squealing]
[grunts]
[snarling]
Whoa! Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait. What...? Look.
-Oh, no!
-Petra!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting
to get the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow.
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel? He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
-[Lukas grunts]
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't go getting any ideas, Lukas.
Gabriel gave that to me, remember?
Hang on a minute.
He's close! Soren's close by!
He's gotta be this way.
Look how bright it is.
[gasps]
[clanks]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa! Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait. What...? Look.
-Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow.
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
Ha! See? I told you I'd pay you back.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez...
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
Don't touch my pig!
Well, maybe he's his own pig, Jesse.
You ever thought of that?
You heard what I said.
-Jesse.
-What?
The amulet.
[chimes]
Soren must be close.
[crackles]
Huh? Where'd he go?
-You have got to be kidding me.
-[whirring]
-Sounds like the grinder is backed up.
-With loot?
[gasps] Go, go, go, go, go!
[screams]
[squealing]
[grunts]
[growling]
Whoa! Whoa!
[panting] Keep moving!
-Axel, look out!
-[screams]
Take that, ugly!
Oh.
-You want some, too?
-I'm coming, buddy!
I have had enough of this!
Take that!
In your face, spider!
If there's two things I hate,
it's running and monsters.
An End portal?
That's the way out.
Wait. What...? Look.
-Oh, no!
-Gabriel!
Get away from them!
Yah! Yah!
In your face, monsters!
I think I'm starting to get
the hang of this.
[gasps]
Here we go!
Jump!
Wow.
[Lukas] Oh. Great.
Just keeps getting better.
Where's Axel?
-He was right behind me.
-Whoo!
I swear, I'm not trying to do that.
Get off!
[gasps, whimpering]
Oh, jeez.
Are you hurt?
What? No, I'm not crying, just-- Look.
[whispers] Hide.
So, uh, what do we call that?
A herd of Endermen?
A flock of Endermen? A swarm?
[Endermen grunting]
["Symphony in E" playing]
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01x03 - The Last Place You Look
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In each episode, a speedrunning player, known as the "runner," attempts to complete the game by defeating its final boss—the Ender Dragon—without dying.
In each episode, a speedrunning player, known as the "runner," attempts to complete the game by defeating its final boss—the Ender Dragon—without dying.