A Garden Variety Mystery (2025)

[bunniefuu]

(film camera clicks)

(phone buzzes)

(can fizzes)

What are you doing in my room?

Oh, good.

You're finally up.

I was worried I was gonna

have to wait in here all day.

Who are you?

Ivy.

But that's not really important.

What's important, Sean,

is what you've been up to.

How do you-

Shh.

You see, I'm trying

to explain myself

and I really can't do that

if you keep interrupting me.

You see, you have been

a rather naughty boy.

Last I checked, still wasn't okay

to cheat on your girlfriend.

Or is it ex-girlfriend by now?

Daphne really didn't like

you flaunting it either,

posting all those photos online

so your friends could see.

That's like two years of her

life wasted on you, Sean.

And like, for what?

Crazy b*tch, you ruined my life.

Hey, I didn't cheat on

your girlfriend, buddy.

You did that all on your own.

I just took a few photos,

sent a few screenshots.

A girl's got to

get paid, you know?

Here.

You're gonna need that

a lot more than I do.

Oh and if anybody asks,

could you just

pretend I wasn't here?

It's not like anybody's

gonna believe you

after last night's adventure

through social media though.

Am I right?

I'd pick that up if I were you.

You have some serious

damage control to do.

[Daphne] Are you serious?

How long?

Because it's been two

f*cking years for me.

(upbeat music)

Hugging on the coaster

Budding like a

coconut, coconut

Dancing like a coco

I don't need to go

(knuckles rap)

I did my part.

You should come out

looking squeaky clean.

Did the b*stard

at least look sorry?

I mean, he honestly,

he just looked confused,

but it could have been gas.

I'm not so sure.

It was a pleasure doing business.

[Daphne] Are you

freaking kidding me?

Aw, thanks Ivy.

Thanks so much, I

appreciate all your help.

No, no, no, I'm still speaking.

How long has it been? How long?

'Cause it's been two

f*cking years for me.

Excuse me, I'm speaking.

No, no, no.

Don't tell me to

f*cking calm down.

Get back to the place I'm at

I don't even wanna

I don't even give a what

Another satisfied customer.

As long as there are

cheating frat bros,

I'll never be stuck eating ramen

noodles unless I choose to.

You know what the

real question is?

Why do they always have

such shitty taste of beer?

All beer is shitty.

Whoa, whoa there.

What?

It's true, it all

tastes the same.

Bitter bread water.

Why would I drink four

or five cans of something

that tastes disgusting and

will eventually give me

a nasty a*s beer

gut when I can have

one or two mixed drinks

that taste like candy

and get me drunk

for the same price?

Ouch.

Okay, that felt like

a personal attack.

That's just how I feel.

Okay, well, I think it's

time for a history lesson.

Oh god.

Oh, come on, it

won't be that bad.

So.

There are these

archeologist dudes

and they're, you know, hanging

out in a ancient Sumeria

and they come across these

6,000-year-old clay tablets

that have the oldest

recipe known to man.

And do you know what

that recipe was, Paul?

Going to guess beer.

And you guessed correctly.

Do you know why beer has

withstood the test of time?

Because Europeans were nasty

and didn't know basic hygiene

and would crap in

the drinking water.

So that was the only thing

you could drink without dying.

Took a course on Renaissance

Europe last semester.

Well, that too, but

I was going to say

and refer to the fact that

it's a nice drink to have

when life decides you're

gonna have a sh*t day.

So you know what I'm gonna go do?

I'm gonna go have a nice, tall,

cool glass to take the edge off.

If you're talking edge, I'm

just gonna stick with this.

Okay, fair point.

Oh, come on, Paul.

You made me promise

something about

nothing till I finish

the paper from hell.

Okay, fair point.

f*cking Garland

papers are the worst.

Yikes.

Nevermind.

Thank you.

(gentle music)

Just write that paper, okay?

One of us has to

pass this semester.

Okay.

But you're picking

up snacks later.

You betcha.

Later, b*tch.

Bye, jerk.

(gentle music)

(siren blares)

(knuckles rap)

Paul, you better have

that pizza, I'm starve-

I need your help.

Do you want to come in?

I'm sorry for just

showing up at your door.

It's just I didn't really

know where else to go.

[Ivy] It's okay.

Your friend Daphne told

me that you help people,

and I don't have a lot of money,

but I could pay whatever

it is that you need.

Just relax.

Take a breath.

Sit down.

I'm gonna go and

get you some water

and then you could just

tell me what's wrong.

Is that okay?

Mm-hmm.

Pizza has arrived and is

ready to be munched and...

You are definitely not Ivy.

She went to get some water.

Obviously.

Ooh, pizza.

So are you two a thing?

'Cause I didn't mean to

sit between you guys and...

(Ivy and Paul laugh)

No.

No, no.

We're just roommates.

Plus Paul's way too g*y for me.

So g*y, like super g*y.

Super.

Maybe let's just start

with who you are.

Oh my god, I just

kind of skipped over

that part, didn't I?

Yeah, well, mental

breakdowns will do that.

Delilah.

I'm Delilah.

My friend Daphne told me

that you could help me.

Oh, def, Ivy is the best.

Paul.

Maybe let her tell me

what her problem is

before you tell her I can fix it.

I was just saying, you're

awesome at this stuff.

Sorry, go on.

I just found out that I'm

going to lose my scholarship

over something that

I didn't even do.

I maintain a 4.0 GPA and I

worked very hard at it, you know?

And today I found out that

I'm going to lose everything

over plagiarism of an essay

that I did not plagiarize.

And if I can't have my

scholarship and I lose everything,

then I won't be able

to pay for anything

and I won't know

where I'm gonna live

and I don't know what's

going to happen and I don't-

Slow down.

Just start from the beginning.

It's for Professor

Garland's class.

I have spent weeks researching

and writing this essay

and I was honestly super

proud of how it came out.

But today I received it

and it had my name on it,

but the essay wasn't mine.

And he flagged it for plagiarism.

And I have never plagiarized

a single thing in my entire life.

I don't even read

Wikipedia articles.

And to make it worse, now I

have the disciplinary hearing

on Friday and I can't even

participate in the play and I...

I cannot lose my scholarship.

Please, can you help me?

I don't know what else to do.

This doesn't seem

like an accident.

Yeah.

I don't know how it could be.

How do you think this happened?

I don't know, that's

why I came to you.

Do you think somebody framed you?

Why?

Do you have any enemies?

None that I know of.

Is that a thing that

people actually have?

You piss off anybody recently?

Anyone who could gain from this

sudden and recent downfall?

None that I know of.

Ex-boyfriends, girlfriends,

just friends, et

cetera, et cetera.

Well, I did break up

with my boyfriend

Basil a few weeks ago,

but he would never do

anything like this.

You have the original paper?

I do, as a matter of fact,

and it's date stamped and

everything and I have...

Please.

I can't make any

promises, but I'm gonna try.

Does that...

I'm going to try.

Just send me both papers.

The real one and the fake

one and I will look into it.

Thank you so much.

Don't thank me yet.

So you good to get home?

Yeah, actually.

I don't live too far from here.

You sure you don't

want some pizza?

Oh, actually I'm vegetarian.

Another time then.

Thank you so much.

(upbeat music)

You believe her?

Yeah.

I think I do.

Same.

f*ck.

What is it?

Then why do I feel like

I just made a huge mistake?

'Cause you hate people.

They're the worst.

Truth.

(bell rings)

(knuckles rap)

Professor Garland.

Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure, sit down.

Oh, it'll only take a minute.

So how's your final paper going?

Oh, it's good, it's coming along.

I'm actually here for a

different reason though.

You see, I am writing an

article for the journal

and I was wondering if I

could ask you a few questions.

I didn't know you were

part of the journal.

It's for another

class technically,

but the article, if it's good,

will end up in the journal.

What's the article on?

It is about how

colleges handle plagiarism

and I just wanted to

get a better grasp

on how teachers deal with it

considering you are currently,

well, dealing with it.

I see.

So can I ask you a few questions?

Fire away.

Just know that there

are certain things

I won't be able to talk about

just 'cause of the

nature of the process.

Understandable.

So how do you know if a student

has plagiarized

another student's work?

Ah.

Well, typically when a

student hands in a paper,

we scan that paper

through a program

comparing it to other works,

both professional and

student submitted documents.

If more than a certain

percentage is determined

to be from other works,

it is then flagged.

After that, the professor,

which is me,

personally checks it.

What's the program?

Most universities in our network

use a program called Grapevine.

And what do you do next

if you determine that

it is plagiarized?

Then I have a private

meeting with the student

and the university gets involved.

How often does this happen?

Typically, not that often.

But when it does, it

is a serious matter.

Which is why personally,

I don't like to involve

the administration

if I don't have to.

Unless it's of course

particularly egregious.

Now, I know that you

have a certain student

who has recently been

accused of plagiarism.

I can't talk about it.

Not even off the record?

I see what you're

doing there, but no.

Okay, well, you can't

blame me for trying.

No, no, I can't.

Are you thinking about

majoring in journalism?

'Cause you just might

have a knack for it.

Nah, journalism is a dying art,

but thanks for your

help, professor.

(upbeat music)

So what did you find

out during the one-on-one?

Basically, everybody

uses the same software.

So I put in the essay that

Delilah was framed for writing

through it and it turns

out it was written

by some woman named

Rose Blue-Bell.

So we are here to

ask some questions

to see if she's involved first.

No.

I want to get the low

down on the ex-beau,

see if he's involved

with anything first.

Isn't that a lot of

jumping to conclusions

before getting all the facts

based on your

preconceived notions?

I'm taking intro to

criminology this semester

and this week is

racial profiling.

Don't worry.

I'll look into her too, okay?

Just want to get a feel

of the whole situation

before I go dragging

other people into it.

Okay, as long as you

don't start ignoring facts.

I know you're used

to people paying you

to find out if

their SO is getting

something nasty on the side.

First of all,

never say that again.

Second, are you ready

to get acquainted

with the art of our

theater department or not?

Not really.

Also, it's not

just the ex, Basil.

I also want to see what the

deal is with the school play.

Well, it's "Who's

Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"

You see, that b*tch with the

drink in her hand is Martha

and that glistening hunk in

the half buttoned dress shirt

and the flowers is George,

which is definitely a step

up from Richard Burton,

even if the character

is kind of a tool.

Paul, I was talking about

the actors, not the characters.

I was just asking,

are we thinking he's a jerk

on stage and real life?

Well, it's too

early to rule it out.

Remember our jump into

conclusions conversation.

I am not just saying this

because he is a good looking

man barely wearing a shirt.

Stop leering.

You're here for backup, not

to check out Delilah's ex.

No matter how hunky he is.

So you admit he's hunky.

I have eyes.

[Stage Director] All

right, everyone stop.

All right, take five, everybody.

We'll come back and

try the scene again.

Stay here for a minute, okay?

I'm gonna go ask

Basil some questions.

Yeah, you do that.

So you guys think

Delilah was framed.

I knew it.

That girl doesn't have

a bad bone in her body.

Excuse me?

I'm the George understudy.

Oh, well, yeah.

My friend Ivy, the

girl who just left,

she sometimes is a

private investigator.

She's trying to figure it out.

That's super cool.

[Paul] I know, it really is.

Well, unfortunately,

she's got it all wrong.

I get why she'd

think it was Basil

with the recent breakup and all,

but the word is

that they broke up

because he got all serious

and Delilah wasn't ready,

which is understandable

because she's young

and doesn't want

to get tied down.

As I understand,

there's not too much

bad blood there though.

Now, if anybody was

going to frame Delilah,

my money's on the

understudy Angelica.

It appears to me you seem

to know what's going on.

I'm Paul.

Reed.

Tell me more about this Angelica.

You ever watch

"Rugrats" as a child?

(pensive music)

[Angelica] Can I help you?

Oh, no.

Sorry, I was looking

for somebody else.

You're the Martha

understudy, right?

Actually, I'm just

Martha, thank you.

Hazel is the understudy now.

Oh.

What happened to the girl who

was originally playing her?

Delilah is on

academic suspension.

Plagiarism does not pay.

Now can you get out of my space?

We're in the middle

of a rehearsal

and I do not have time for this.

Actually, I'm writing a

piece on the winter showcase

for the journal and I

was hoping to get a quote

about, you know, how

you guys are handling

the sudden change so

close to opening night.

We are doing just fine.

After all, the show must go on

and we are an excellent team

full of talented actors.

I'm sorry for being

so rude earlier,

but I really don't like

people touching my things

and I really don't have the time.

[Ivy] I understand.

If you want to do an

interview at another time.

Oh.

Sorry, she doesn't

mean to be so rude.

That's just how she is.

Mm-hmm.

So you're writing an article

about us for the journal?

Maybe.

I'm still feeling things out.

I get that.

We're still feeling out

the performance ourselves.

I'm Basil.

Ivy.

I can answer some of your

questions if you need me to.

Oh, well, I was just wondering

how you guys are handling

the sudden change

so close to opening.

Yeah, not gonna lie,

it's been a bit rough.

We were playing it

pretty close already,

so it's definitely

a major setback.

Do you feel ready for

Friday's performance?

Ah, for sure.

Won't be easy, but

it is what it is.

Are you at all angry

about how plagiarism

has played a part in the

loss of your lead actress?

If you're doing a

smear piece on Delilah,

I'm not gonna be a part of that.

If she says it was

an academic mix up,

it was an academic mix up.

It's gonna get resolved soon.

I'm just asking questions.

I promise.

It's not an attack piece, okay?

I just gotta get all the details.

Good, because

Delilah's good people.

It's just being top

of the honor roll

on top of doing a whole

play, it's stressful.

Do you think it

was at all possible

for somebody to

try and frame her?

Why would somebody frame her?

All right everyone.

Time for a small stage meeting.

Let's bring it in.

I gotta go, but good luck with

the rest of your article, Ivy.

And if you need anything

else, don't be afraid to ask.

Thanks.

And the goat was in the

backseat the entire time.

You know, I always expected

drama had, well, drama.

I just didn't expect

it to be so weird.

The best things are

always a little weird.

I got what I needed,

so we should get going.

Ivy, this is Reed.

He's part of the theater program.

Hi.

Reed was telling me about

some of the other actors

involved with the play.

You know, like who

would have a motive

to frame our new friend.

If you're looking at someone

who would want to frame Delilah

and get her out of the

play, I would look to-

Angelica?

Yeah.

We just met.

You an actor?

Yeah.

They're having one of

those circle meeting things.

sh*t, I got to go.

It was nice meeting you.

Bye.

Want to get snacks

on the way home?

Yeah.

(upbeat music)

Interesting.

Very interesting.

Hey, Delilah.

It's Ivy.

Yeah, I think I found something,

but I'm gonna need a favor.

(upbeat music)

(car squeaks)

Hey, Ivy.

Daphne.

I just wanted to thank you

again for what you did for me

and thanks for

helping out Delilah.

It's okay, it's kind of my job.

How are you not

freezing right now?

It's not that cold out.

Plus I gotta look

good for my date.

Don't get her in too

much trouble, okay?

Promise.

Bye.

Girl does know that

it's below zero, right?

Yeah, that's Daphne for you.

I swear it's a New

Englander thing.

Her entire family

shovels in shorts.

Though I am a bit concerned about

how quickly she's moving on

rather than how she's dressed.

She's hurt.

She's trying to prove how

much she didn't need him.

I get that.

Who are we to judge how

she moves on, though?

But it's been like a day

and she's already on a date

with some guy she met on Tinder.

I could never do that.

It's been, what, three

weeks I've been single

and I'm still nowhere

near ready to date.

Everybody's different.

Plus being single isn't that bad.

Well, I guess I didn't

mean it like that.

Believe it or not, I'm actually

in love with being single.

I get to make my own decisions

without having to

wonder if somebody else

is okay with it or not.

I mean, I think it's just

so freeing to be able to do

what I want when I want

without having to ask

somebody about it first.

Preach.

(upbeat music)

So you're sure that

this is Basil's car.

It isn't like I dated him

since high school or anything.

Okay, fair point.

I just don't want

him walking in on me

breaking into his car.

No, he works out with

Sean from 6:30 to 7:30

on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

He's predictable like that.

Do you really think

that it was him?

Honestly, I'm not sure.

I just need to

rule something out.

What do you mean?

You know your essay

that wasn't your essay?

Yeah.

So I was looking

into it and I found out

it was written by a former

graduate named Rose Blue-Bell.

That doesn't sound familiar.

Yeah.

That's because she goes

by the name Rose Chickweek

after she married

Derek Chickweek,

who is the cousin of one-

Basil Braxton.

That might be a coincidence,

but honestly, I don't

believe in those.

Well what are you

looking to find?

Copy of the paper, USB,

something that proves that he

might have made the switch.

Okay.

That makes sense.

You're not mad?

Why would I be mad?

You're doing exactly what it

is that I asked you to do.

Can I ask you a

personal question?

Sure.

You and Daphne.

I mean, how do you

guys know each other?

You just, you seem so different.

She's a legacy friend.

[Ivy] A what?

Okay, so Daphne and

I have known each other

since we were like six years old.

We grew up together and

we went through a lot.

But honestly, I

think you're right.

If I had met Daphne, say, today,

I don't think that

we'd be friends.

And I feel bad for saying this

because I love her to death

and I wouldn't change our

friendship for the world.

But I guess it's just

as you start to grow,

you start to grow apart from

the people that you love.

Yeah, I get that.

And then she's great.

You know, she's just more of

a sorority rush, party girl,

and I'm, well, I'm not.

Yeah, but I think that's part of

the reason to go to college.

It's not just the learning

and to get a degree

and to get a good job,

but college is the place

where you can really

meet your people.

I met Paul freshman year,

and now I couldn't imagine

my life before him.

You know, I never

thought of it like that.

I think I'm gonna go.

Oh, wait.

If it's not in the glove box,

then it's definitely going to be

on the floor of the backseat.

Thanks.

(pensive music)

How's it living

in my rear view

I'm always one step

ahead of you, you, you

I'm a psycho trip lunatic

On the run fugitive

You can't handle me

I'm 'bout to leave you

in the dust, yeah, yeah

Marco Polo

You'll never catch me,

you'll never catch me

Marco Polo

You keep on running,

you keep on running

Ooh, oh, ooh, oh

Oh

Marco Polo

You'll never catch me,

you'll never catch me

You can look but

don't touch, yeah

You gon' leave

empty handed, yeah

Marco Polo

You'll never catch me,

you'll never catch me

No no no no no no no no.

You keep on running,

you keep on running

Ooh, oh, ooh, oh

Oh

Marco Polo

You'll never catch me,

you'll never catch me

No no no no no no no no.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck

f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck.

(upbeat music)

Plus Linden is really cool.

I think a small party

is just what you need

to get you out of this funk, man.

Is that one of

your theater dudes?

Yeah.

Honestly, it's a pretty

chill group of people,

ignoring a few divas.

Do you know what kind of drinks

they are going to

be at this party?

It's not gonna be those

girly drinks, right?

No idea.

The invite said bring your own

beer, hence the case of paps.

Really dude, girly drinks?

Booze is booze.

Dude, I swear I lost you

ever since you started theater.

It's like I don't

even know you anymore.

You were literally

over my place yesterday

watching the Bruins game.

I say watching, but I think

you spent the whole time crying

about how much you

want Daphne back.

Thanks for that, by the way.

Daphne still has not answered

my calls, my texts, my snaps.

I even tried Linkedln.

Maybe you shouldn't

have cheated on her then?

Yeah, but I mean, I

was drunk and you know,

Violet was there and

have you seen Violet?

Because I mean, come on, look.

Dude, I'm driving.

The thing is I really

haven't been with anyone else

besides Daphne, so now I know.

Didn't you hook up with Violet

a few weeks ago at

a different party?

Yeah, but Daphne don't know.

So now you want her back?

Do you think I

still have a chance?

Honestly, you f*cked up.

Royal.

I'd just move on if I were you.

Yeah, I tried that, but you know,

Violet now knows I had a

girlfriend we were hooking up

and now she wants

nothing to do with me.

Well, hey, come on.

We are young, single

guys with bright futures

in need of ruining.

I say we take advantage.

Is that how you're dealing

with Delilah dumping your a*s?

It was a mutual breakup,

thank you very much.

She needs time to

figure out who she is

without a partner and

I'm respecting that.

Dude.

First, you asked her

to move in with you

at the end of the semester,

she ripped your heart out

and then had the audacity

to ask if you two

could still be friends.

Which we are.

Oh, hey, look at that,

we're at Linden's.

Time for liquor.

I'm actually gonna

meet you up there.

I'm gonna try Daphne

one more time.

All right, bro.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Don't forget to lock the

car on the way up, okay?

I will not.

(phone rings)

[Voiceover] You have reached

the voicemail of Daphne Kolster.

Please leave your

message after the beep.

sh*t.

Oh, Sean.

This is sad.

How the f*ck?

You should really listen to Basil

when he tells you to move on.

I know Daphne has.

Oh, look.

You peed yourself a bit.

Let's just keep this

moment between us, okay?

Not that anyone would believe you

if you tried to tell them though,

but you already know that.

There are napkins in

the glove compartment.

Oh sh*t, I'm sorry.

My bad.

Ivy, right?

You're the girl

that's doing the piece

about the winter

showcase for the journal.

Yeah.

Maybe, it's more for a class.

We can't all be theater majors.

Oh my god, I wish.

I'm actually a business

and finance major.

I got to be responsible,

Ms. Journalism.

I'm actually psych.

Really?

That's interesting.

I kind of hate it.

Yeah, same.

Hey, listen, I know

it's really last minute,

but my buddy Linden's having

a party like right there.

I just gotta get the

beer out of my car.

Do you maybe want to come

and hang out for a bit?

It's a really cool

group of people.

Oh, actually that's

my ride, so I got to go.

Later.

I'm so sorry, I panicked,

so I kind of followed-

That was badass.

You totally just saved

my skin back there.

Thank you.

Did you find anything?

No.

But good news though, I

don't think Basil's involved.

I don't mean to tell

you that I told you so,

but I told you so.

So far you're turning out to

be a pretty bad detective.

Hey, what happened to,

"Basil's so predictable.

He's like clockwork."

Okay, yep, I messed up too.

Yeah, I know, okay, I messed up,

which means I have to go back

and I have to

re-examine the evidence.

But you know, don't worry, okay?

I'm not out of any ideas yet.

Is this normally how

you live your life?

Not really.

You're special.

Oh, you're just saying that.

You know, you can slow down.

We're nowhere near Basil.

Plus I think Paul would

actually m*rder you

if we got a ticket.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, gotcha.

Thanks for the rescue.

No problem.

Though you should

probably take the wheel

because I actually

don't know how to drive

and I don't have a license.

Oh my god.

Just pull over right

here, right here.

(gentle music)

Why would someone frame Delilah?

(gentle music)

f*ck.

(gentle music)

You're not gonna believe

the night I just...

Oh sh*t.

Sorry.

Hey.

[Ivy] Hey.

-Hi.

-Hi.

So you wanted to

ask me something.

Yes.

Now don't say I told you so,

but I'm pretty sure

it wasn't Basil.

I knew it.

I don't know if you remember me.

I'm Reed.

We met earlier today

in the auditorium.

I remember.

It's Angelica the understudy

with an ax to grind.

Yes, I see what you mean,

but I don't want to go

jumping to any conclusions

so I'm gonna examine

all the options.

Do you have any other suspects?

What about Professor Garland?

Really?

Hey, he's the one that

flagged it as plagiarism.

But why would he do that?

Okay, so what I think

the problem was is that

I was focusing too much on

motive and not the facts.

What does this all lead back to?

Delilah.

The play.

Well, that too, but I

was gonna say the essay.

-Plagiarism.

-Plagiarism.

Yes.

It all leads back to

Professor Garland's paper

and Rose Blue-Bell.

Who's that?

Oh, she's the girl that

wrote the original paper.

Oh, that makes sense.

Would you guys be down

for a brainstorm session

or is that asking

a little too much?

Absolutely.

(upbeat music)

Consider it my apology

for my failure to knock.

Thanks for that by the way.

Yeah, that was my bad.

If it makes you feel any better,

it'll be seared into my brain

for the rest of eternity.

Weirdly enough, it does.

Maybe it will teach you a lesson.

Boys, I think it's

time for a mystery board.

I have no idea what

that is, but yes.

You ever watch a cop show

and they have the suspects

and a string tying them to clues?

It's kind of like that,

but with less m*rder.

Oh, I get it.

It's probably a

really bad name for it.

Shh.

This is perfect.

(funky jazz music)

What are we all smiley at?

Hey.

So you guys like DMing now?

It's not like that.

I just broke into his car.

Then it must really be love.

Stop it.

You're the one banging

some guy you met

less than 24 hours ago.

What?

He's cute, smart, funny.

Have you seen his a*s?

Wait, you have.

Okay. I get it.

God, put a sock on the

door next time, okay?

I'm just not used

to you getting laid.

Ouch.

You have to admit, he's

been super helpful.

Fine.

You're right.

It is late.

We should probably go to bed.

I'm gonna stay up a little bit.

Do some more work.

I have to figure out

who framed Delilah

by Friday's disciplinary

hearing, but you go.

Get some rest.

(upbeat music)

Just don't stay

up too late, okay?

I'll try.

(upbeat music)

(phone buzzes)

Five more minutes, mom.

(phone buzzes)

Oh, no.

What's going on?

I don't know.

Breakfast?

Is that French toast?

You okay in there?

I'm late for class.

I can't find my keys, I

can't find my backpack.

And apparently your shoe.

Shove it.

Did you cook?

I didn't know you could do that.

What happened to

I'm late for class?

What? I'm hungry.

This is really good.

What about your backpack?

I'm not going to class.

Then where are you going?

I have an even stupider idea.

This has been the oddest date.

It's not normally like this.

I like it.

(upbeat music)

(doorbell rings)

Is this the house

of Rose Blue-Bell?

I'm Rose.

I go by Chickweek now.

Hi, I'm Lily.

I'm with the

Pollination Foundation.

I was wondering if I could

take a second of your time

to talk about the bees.

Okay, look, I know you don't

want to hear a whole spiel

on how the bees are dying

and we're not gonna have

any strawberries anymore,

but honestly, I just need a few

more signatures to get paid.

Is it gonna cost me any money?

No, it's just about

banning some pesticide.

Okay.

I like the environment.

Thank you.

Do I know you from somewhere?

I don't-

Did you go to an

Atkins University?

Yeah.

Were you in Garland's class?

I was the TA.

Yes, yes, I knew I recognize you.

How are you?

Would you like to come

inside for some tea?

Oh, that would be lovely.

And then I took some time

off to take care of the baby.

Would you like any

sugar or honey?

Sugar is just fine.

Thank you.

You know, it's actually so great.

I ran into you because I

was considering of TAing

for Garland next semester.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I thought it'd

be good for money

and, you know, I'm not

really looking forward

to paying back my

student loans, so.

I might pick a different

professor if I were you.

Really?

Why is that, what's

wrong with Garland?

He's just not the

best with boundaries.

You didn't hear this from me.

He likes to sleep

with his students.

Isn't he married?

Yep.

He ever, you know, with you?

Oh, no, no.

He made a couple passes.

Nothing serious.

But he did end up hooking

up with my roommate

and then dumping her after

the semester was over.

Whoa.

Yeah.

It totally wrecked her.

I mean, she finally moved on,

but it was super messed up

how he took advantage

of the situation.

Total abuse of power.

No, totally.

Come on.

I just put her down for her nap.

I'll be right back.

Take your time.

(pensive music)

Sorry.

Oh, no, but that's okay.

You know, I should

actually probably get going

because technically

I'm still on the job.

But thanks for your advice.

Seriously, you were a major help.

Us girls gotta look

out for one another.

Oh, most definitely.

Well, oh.

Oh.

(upbeat music)

(bell rings)

Hey, watch where you're going.

Sorry, my bad.

Ivy.

Basil.

We keep running into each other.

If I didn't know any better,

I'd say you were stalking me.

(Basil and Ivy laugh)

No, I only do that

when I get paid.

So how's that

article coming along?

You know, working

on it between papers

and finals wasn't my best choice.

Bummer.

Oh, it's coming along.

I'm just not getting any sleep.

Who sleeps the

week before finals?

The week, that's who.

I'm actually interviewing

Delilah for the article.

That's why I'm here.

I get that.

Angelica and I, we're just

here to talk about the play.

So, see you around?

-Yeah, see you around.

-Bye.

That looked so awkward.

Oh, really?

That's so strange 'cause

that's exactly how it felt.

So there was something that

you wanted to talk about?

I just wanted to ask

you a few more questions

'cause I feel like there's

something we looked over.

I feel a little

uncomfortable asking this,

but did Professor Garland

ever make a pass at you?

What?

Has he ever made you

feel uncomfortable?

No, not really.

I don't think he tried

to make a pass at me.

Honestly, other than class,

we don't really speak.

Any reason he'd

want to frame you?

Well, I guess there

was that one time

where he told me to smile

in the beginning of class,

but it was before

I had my coffee.

But I think that was just

my resting b*tch

face that came out.

It's not really a motive.

Yeah.

I got nothing.

Maybe a TA?

We don't have one.

She quit the first month in.

Of course she did.

Why are you asking me this?

I had a really interesting

conversation with Rose.

She used to be Garland's

TA back in the day

and she told me that

he's pretty shady.

Huh.

Like dipping into

the student body

extracurricularly shady.

Oh.

Oh.

There you go.

Now the only person left on

our suspect list is Angelica.

What?

She really wants to be the lead.

Okay.

You really think that Angelica

would frame me for plagiarism

just to get my part in the play?

Your name didn't get on

that paper by accident.

I know that.

You have any proof?

Oh, you just love

shutting down my ideas.

I know, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm trying

to save your butt.

I have until Friday

afternoon to do this

and today is already Wednesday.

I know, I'm sorry.

I'm not trying to.

No, I'm sorry.

Look, I'm getting frustrated.

It's okay if you

can't figure it out.

What?

I know that you've

been trying your best,

and honestly, this whole

situation really sucks and I-

No, you don't give up

because I'm not giving up.

Look, I know you didn't do this

and I don't want to see

you get screwed over.

Okay, usually it's just

cheating rich kids.

I'm not gonna let

the system f*ck you.

Thank you.

I'm a little off today, aren't I?

Little bit.

I think it's lack of sleep.

Listen, Ivy, you've got this.

You know, when I'm

feeling burnt out,

sometimes I just

like to take a rest

and it helps my mind reset.

It might not be the same

for you or maybe it is,

but maybe a rest is in order.

Okay, mom.

Listen, I have to get going,

but I just want to say thank you

for everything that you've done.

Honestly, you've been amazing.

(bell rings)

Hey you mind if I sit?

Sure.

Angelica sent me over

here to tell you that

when you write about

her for the article,

make sure to include that

she is an honor roll student,

leader of the theater club,

and a senior member

of the Model UN

all while being the

lead of the play.

She's very thorough that way.

Yeah, she says you

must maintain your image

if you want to be successful.

God, that must be exhausting.

Wait, when was Model UN?

What?

Didn't they just have

a trip to New York?

Yeah, all last week.

Stage director Nettles

was super pissed.

sh*t, ruins that idea.

Huh?

Don't mind me.

I'm sleep deprived.

Listen, so that

wasn't the only reason

I wanted to come sit.

I've been trying to build

up the courage for a bit,

but I was kind of wondering

if maybe you'd want

to go out with me.

Sure.

How about tonight?

Actually could use

a break from studying

so tonight sounds good.

Really?

Yeah.

Awesome.

I'll pick you up seven-ish?

Works for me.

Wait, where am I picking you up?

I'll text you.

(upbeat music)

We finished it after you left.

What's with the red string?

That was Reed.

He said it needed the red

string or it wasn't real.

He does know I'm trying

to solve a plagiarism case,

not a m*rder, right?

I did explain that to him.

I think it might be Garland.

What makes you say that?

What happened to Angelica?

So I talked to Rose

Blue-Bell this morning

and she told me that Garland

used to be a little intimate

with his students back in the

day if you catch my drift.

And it can't be Angelica

because Angelica is

a part of Model UN.

And Angelica was out

of state till Monday,

so which completely

rules her out.

So do you think he

had a thing for Delilah

and she turned him down,

and that's why he ruined

her entire academic career?

No, because I also

spoke to Delilah

and Delilah told me that she

barely interacted with the man.

Then why are you

eyeing the professor?

Because I know he

had the means to do it.

I just don't know

why he would do it.

Plus he's like the

only one I have left.

Which is why you're not sure

if he's just a creepy dude

or a petty evil mastermind.

Exactly.

Wait, what's with the makeup?

I have a date.

You?

Yes, me.

(knuckles rap)

Hey, Basil.

I hope you like flowers.

I was told that they're

proper etiquette,

but now I think I might

have gone overboard.

I love them.

Basil, this is my roommate, Paul.

Paul, this is Basil.

Hey.

I'm gonna go find a vase

or vase equivalent for these.

I think that's the

best I'm gonna do.

Hey, that looks great.

You know, if I

didn't already know,

I'd never be able to tell.

Oh, yeah, my mom still

thinks it's a neat vase.

(Basil laughs)

We should get going.

It was really nice

to meet you, Paul.

Bye.

What the hell just happened?

So, why psych?

Because I thought it

would be interesting.

I like figuring out

how people work.

But in like half the

classes I'm taking,

all we do is talk about Freud.

I hate Freud.

Why is that?

He is a coke head hack

whose every single

one of his theories

has been scientifically

disproven.

Yet we still start every

semester talking about him,

no matter what

level the class is.

So is that why you're thinking of

going into journalism instead?

Not really.

I don't know what I want to do.

But the more people tell

me to go into journalism,

the more I don't want to do it.

So, why business?

My dad always said it's a

practical major and stable.

Sounds like something

a parent would say.

That's because it is.

Is that why you hate it?

It's the macroeconomics,

the microeconomics,

the economics.

It's all so dry.

I think that's why I

like acting so much.

I love getting to focus on

becoming another

person, figuring out-

Okay, Basil, the major

small talk is interesting,

but I need to be real

with you for a minute.

All right.

I'm not writing a

paper for the journal.

I am not involved

with the journal.

I'm actually looking into a

plagiarism case for a friend.

All right, like a PI?

Well, unlicensed.

I was originally hired by Delilah

to figure out who framed her.

Do you think it was me?

Oh my god, is that why

you went on this date?

No, no, no, no, no.

I went out with you

because I don't think

you did it and I like you.

You like me?

Yes.

Anyway, I'm telling you this now

because I need you not to look,

but behind you is

my prime suspect.

Why does no one ever listen?

Professor Garland, why?

Long story short,

he's sleazy, okay?

Okay, he's sleazy.

Why are you telling me now?

Because I need your

help to distract him.

You need me to distract him?

Yes, I just said that.

How?

Just go up and talk to him.

Aren't you an actor?

That's helpful.

Will you do it or not?

Yes, but only

because you like me.

(knuckles rap)

Hi, Paul.

Is Ivy around?

She went out on a date tonight.

Oh, I baked cookies as a

thank you for helping me.

Are those chunky chocolate chip?

My specialty.

Oh is that for me?

Oh, yeah.

Do you mind if I take a look?

Go for it.

I don't know why anyone

would want to do this to me.

Hey, Ivy will figure it out.

But what if she doesn't?

If she doesn't, she sure as hell

won't let you be kicked out.

Are you doing anything tonight?

Well, not really.

I mean, right about now,

I would've been just

finishing up theater practice.

Why don't you stay

and hang out for a bit?

I got a pizza and

promise it's just cheese

so you can eat it.

All right.

What are you playing?

Why don't I show you?

These cookies are delish.

Thank you.

Professor Garland?

Yes?

Hi, sorry.

Basil, Basil Braxton.

I'm a student at

Atkins University

and I would really like to

take one of your courses.

Is that a real name?

Yeah.

I know, my mom was a big fan

of "The Great Mouse Detective."

She still says it is the best

adaptation of Sherlock Holmes

and the BBC can suck it.

No offense if you like the BBC.

You look like you like the BBC.

Well, I am partial

to BBC America.

What class are you

thinking of taking?

The intro course.

Come.

Communications, communications.

Now, are you a

communications major?

Technically, I am

a business major now,

but I don't think it's really me.

Unfortunately, that

class is all filled up

for the spring semester.

But if you send me an email,

I can make sure to get

you on the wait list.

Oh, here, I have a pen.

See, I have a pen, yeah.

Actually, you know,

I can write it down.

What's the email?

Pgarland@atkins.ed...

You know, I bet I

can remember that.

Thank you for your

time, professor.

Holy moly, how did I do that?

You did great.

Really?

Totes.

Did you get what you needed?

Yes, dude was just carrying

the proof right on him.

Wow.

That seems improbable.

Did you agree to go out with me

just so you could spy

on Professor Garland?

Hey, you picked the place.

Oh, yeah.

The real question is,

are you actually named

after a cartoon mouse?

I though it was just the herb.

We're not all named

after plants, Ivy.

We should probably

look at the menu

before the waiter shows up.

(upbeat music)

This is my stop.

I had fun tonight.

Me too.

Honestly, you're one of

the most interesting people

I've met in a long time.

Night, Ivy.

Good night.

You sure you've

never played before?

I still don't even know

what the name of this game is.

Ivy.

Oh, hey, how was your date?

It was good, it kind

of came out of nowhere.

Well, I'm just glad that

you had the opportunity

to take my advice.

I actually came here to drop off

some cookies as a thank you.

They are so good.

Delilah, do you mind if I

talk to Paul for a minute?

Oh, yeah.

Paul, what the f*ck?

Okay, first things first,

she came over on her own.

And second, she's actually

really cool to hang out with.

Yeah, but you could have

given me some warning.

So I'm assuming you

didn't tell Delilah

you're dating her ex boo thang.

Not yet.

And I thought I told

you stop saying that.

You planning on telling her?

Yes.

I'm just waiting for

the right moment.

Plus I really like her too

and I think she's cool,

so stop judging me.

So how really was

your date with Basil?

Oh, it was good.

Thank you so much for asking.

Now shut the f*ck up.

Okay, one more question.

You kiss him?

So I'll take that as a yes.

Actually, I found out

that Garland totally

plagiarized Delilah.

Is this another

one of your hunches?

No, I totally got proof.

You at least going

to tell her that?

What, I kind of like her

and she's really cool too.

Yeah, no sh*t.

Okay, let's tell her.

About Basil.

f*ck no, the professor.

Oh, okay.

Delilah, I have some good

news and I have some bad news.

Okay, hit me.

So I 100% know that

Professor Garland

is the one who framed you.

What? Why?

That's the part I'm

not so sure about.

See, I was out tonight.

I ran into him and...

That's my essay.

I took that photo tonight.

b*stard.

Dude, that's f*cked up.

I know.

The only issue is that

while I have enough proof

to know that he did it, I

don't really have anything

to show at your

hearing on Friday.

[Delilah] I know you'll

think of something.

You will, you always do.

I'll try.

Well, it's getting late.

I should probably

take Delilah home.

Oh, right.

It's probably a

good idea actually.

Now I just don't know how

I'm gonna write my essay.

[Paul] I don't know, my friend.

[Delilah] Oh, and do try

one of the cookies though.

I had to make sure that

Paul didn't eat them all.

f*cking Garland.

Okay, the final exams

take place in the same room,

but an hour later, 11 AM.

Hey, don't blame me.

Blame the university.

Oh, and lastly, final papers

are to be in my inbox

by midnight, okay?

No later, no

exceptions, by midnight.

And though I know that

final exams are next week,

if you happen to find yourself

with a little extra

time this weekend,

the school theater will

be doing a production

of "Who's Afraid

of Virginia Woolf?"

Which I will be

getting a sneak peek of

at tonight's dress rehearsal.

Anything else here?

Oh, the following Tuesday,

there will be a job fair

in the Rosewood building.

And I don't think you folks mind

if we end a little early today.

Good? Good.

All right, until next time.

(upbeat music)

Hey, what you doing?

Jesus.

f*ck.

Sorry, didn't

mean to startle you.

Then maybe you shouldn't

have snuck up on me.

Did you get any of my messages?

Yes.

Oh.

Good, I wasn't sure 'cause

you weren't responding.

Yeah, that's because I was busy.

I'm confused.

How so?

I thought we had a

good time last night.

We did.

Then why are you avoiding me?

Do you guys mind clearing out?

I have a class starting up soon.

Sure thing, professor.

Sorry, I was just finishing up.

What is wrong with you?

What's wrong with me?

What's wrong with you?

Do you like not know

how to read a room?

I was in the middle of

something time-sensitive

and you just blundered in

like an insecure idiot.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I am not insecure.

No, no, you just blew up my phone

with like 20 texts

in less than 24 hours

because I didn't text you back

during fricking finals week.

Like are you trying

to ruin any desire

I had for a second date?

You wanted to go

on a second date?

Yeah, until you

started stalking me.

I wasn't.

Okay, I see how it looks bad.

Yeah.

You want to maybe go

somewhere else and talk it?

No.

Oh.

Don't you have like a

dress rehearsal to get to?

sh*t, you're right.

I want to talk later, okay?

I don't like how that ended.

(gentle music)

You know, you don't

have to do this.

Relax guys.

When has a little breaking

and entering ever stop me?

Most of the time it does.

We really need to have

a conversation about

how lately your go-to

form of problem solving

has been to resort to

breaking and entering.

Shh.

[Paul] Just saying

it's a serious problem.

Ah.

So what is the plan again?

Okay, guys, here is the plan.

You're gonna stay here,

you're gonna keep a lookout.

I'm gonna go, break

in, log into his email,

and send an email as proof

that your original essay

was not plagiarized.

Now, if you guys see

absolutely anything,

you just call me and we

will abort like a baby.

Why would you say

something like that?

I don't know.

Anyway, back to the plan.

Well, what is it that

you're going to do?

I'm gonna to sneak in

through the back door.

But how do you know

that he's not in there

or he's going to be

there anytime soon?

Ah, because he announced

it today in class.

He's going to watch

the dress rehearsal

for the winter showcase.

This is a bad plan.

It is what it is.

Guys.

Since when do you

know how to lock pick?

Since Amazon, a

bottle of tequila,

and 12 hours of YouTube happened.

Okay.

Wish me luck.

If this b*tch

gets herself k*lled,

I'm going to be so pissed.

(pensive music)

(pensive music continues)

(pensive music continues)

(pensive music continues)

I know you're vegetarian,

but what are your thoughts

on pineapple on pizza?

What does that have to

do with being vegetarian?

Doesn't it have ham

on it or something?

What?

You're right, this

is terrible small talk.

No, no, sorry.

It's not that, it's just...

I keep on getting bad vibes.

No, I don't like

this either, but...

Oh f*ck me, get down.

He's not supposed to be home.

What do we do now?

Does it look like I know?

Let Ivy know.

What do you think I'm doing?

Sorry.

Is that who I think it is?

I think so.

Yep.

I think she might need backup.

You wait in the car

and get it running

in case we need an escape.

Wait, wait, but I

don't know how to drive.

Why do you guys keep

doing this to me?

That should do it.

Hard proof from the

villain himself.

Oh sh*t.

(pensive music)

You really liked it?

Yes.

It was a truly

layered performance.

So I was thinking next

week after finals are over,

we should go on a trip, yeah.

I have ski passes.

We could spend the night.

Actually own this

wonderful timeshare nearby.

Why the hell do you

have her essay in here?

Ah.

That, okay.

Since the hearing with

the dean is tomorrow

and you're already the

lead for opening weekend

no matter what, I just

figured I tell the board

that I made a mistake

and apologize to Delilah

'cause this thing has just gotten

far bigger than it should have.

And I think it'd be better if

we just nip this in the bud.

You were supposed to burn it.

I know, but I started reading it

and it's actually

really well-written.

You lied like you always do.

I don't always lie.

Angelica, I'm

gonna leave my wife.

Angelica, I burned the essay.

Angelica, you're a

talented actress.

Angelica, I love you.

You say these things just

to get what you want,

but you don't mean it.

You never mean any of it.

Angelica.

Angelica, no.

I put three years

into that program.

I was more skilled,

the most qualified,

and they still gave it to the

affirmative action freshmen.

She's not even a theater major.

It's bullshit.

(phone dings)

Oh sh*t.

[Angelica] Who's there?

-[Professor Garland]

-Is that a g*n?

[Angelica] Shut up.

Show yourself, I'm armed.

-[Professor Garland]

-Angelica, put that down.

(g*n bangs)

Oh sh*t, was that a g*nsh*t?

Wait, Paul, wait,

wait, wait, wait, wait.

What?

We have to save her.

She's in there for you.

I know and I agree,

but maybe we should

be smart about this.

Maybe not like running into

the direction of g*nf*re.

What do we do then?

We walk quietly to the direction

of g*nf*re while armed.

Okay, better choice.

(tense music)

I said show yourself.

You just shot my wall.

I'm not going to repeat myself.

Who's behind there?

Don't sh**t me.

Journalism girl?

What the hell are you doing here?

You just put a hole in my wall.

Okay, small confession.

I'm not actually writing

an article for the journal.

I'm actually a

private investigator.

What?

Oh god.

Did my wife hire you?

What?

Did you tell her anything?

Not yet.

I will pay you double

and I will give you an A

on the final paper if you

say that you found nothing.

Yes, okay, deal.

No, you're going to tell her.

Baby.

Hey, hey, I'll just do

whatever doesn't get me shot.

No one's gonna sh**t you, Ivy.

Like I said, you're always lying.

Angelica, I told you

I'm going to tell her.

We just have to wait

till the time is right.

[Angelica] And when

is that going to be?

Soon, soon, just

not right now, okay?

Please, please put the g*n down.

Look, I'll show you.

Do either of you have a lighter?

[Angelica] What are you doing?

See?

I am burning Delilah's paper.

Huh?

And with it gone,

there'll be no more proof.

(Delilah squeaks)

Delilah?

[Angelica] What?

Her paper, it's gone.

[Angelica] Who was behind there?

No one.

I just thought I heard

my wife come home early.

It's nothing.

(g*n bangs)

My refrigerator!

[Angelica] Who was behind there?

Guys, what the f*ck?

I told you to go wait in the car.

We heard g*nshots

and kind of panicked.

What the hell is going on?

Someone is gonna tell me now.

Okay, look, your

wife didn't hire me.

What?

Delilah did.

(Angelica screams)

Oh.

[Angelica] You.

Angelica, baby, put

the g*n down, okay?

I think this whole

thing has gotten

a little out of hand, right?

So let's just all calm down

and we can just talk it out.

Angelica.

Sweetie.

I'm done.

(g*n bangs)

You shot me.

(g*n bangs)

Oh sh*t.

(g*n bangs)

(Angelica groans)

(Ivy groans)

If I don't make it, tell

whoever asks I loved them.

Except my dad.

No, Paul, don't.

Run!

Don't hurt my friend.

(g*n bangs)

(upbeat music)

[Angelica] Delilah,

where are you?

Why couldn't you leave

well enough alone?

(Delilah squeaks)

Any last words?

All of this for what?

A part in the college play?

It's not about the play.

That's the problem.

You never appreciated it.

It was just handed to you.

I worked my a*s

off for that part.

For once it was

gonna be about me.

But no, some college freshman

who has never even acted before

walks in and everyone goes gaga.

I'm no one's second fiddle.

(Angelica groans)

That's gotta hurt.

You okay?

Paul, Paul, is Paul okay?

-Paul.

-Paul?

Is he okay?

Well, I'm not dead.

She shot me.

Call 911.

f*ck.

Don't, don't.

[Delilah] Hello?

Yeah, my friend has been shot.

Oh, this is gonna be a b*tch

to explain to the popo, isn't it?

Ow.

Sorry.

But you're not allowed

to die on me, okay?

Good thing I'm

not planning on it.

This is bullshit.

Mm-hmm.

So that's a thing that happened.

Still can't believe

it was even real.

The paramedic said that

Paul's going to be okay.

The b*llet didn't hit anything.

It was just a flesh wound

and, well, you know,

you won't know for sure until

he gets to the hospital, but.

That's a relief though.

I don't think I could

live with myself if-

I know, I know.

Same.

Same.

Well, hey, that's one way

of getting out of

writing an essay.

Hey, I wrote my essay.

I know.

I'm talking about mine.

Oh, okay.

Right.

Gotcha.

So I don't think I can

get you back into your play.

Screw the play.

It's you and Paul that matter

to me the most right now.

Delilah, I have

a small confession,

but I just don't really

know how to say it.

I really like you, I really

value our friendship,

and I wouldn't want

to say anything

that would f*ck

that up, but I just-

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

How about you tell me what it is

before you start worrying

about how I'm gonna react?

I went on a date with Basil.

Are you two a thing now?

I don't know, no.

He's great and he's nice and

he's a good kisser and stuff,

but he seems kind of needy.

He like blew up my

phone after one date.

I even yelled at him

earlier about it.

Yep, he does that.

You're not mad?

How can I be mad?

You literally just took

on a girl with a g*n

to clear my good name.

I think you are fine.

God, tomorrow's gonna suck.

I know.

I don't want to think about it.

I know, same.

You really consider

us to be friends?

Of course.

Good.

'Cause I consider you

to be my friend too.

Really?

Of course.

Do you want to

crash at mine tonight?

I don't really want to be alone.

Yeah.

Just give me a moment.

(gentle music)

It gets so lonely

in this house

I get so tired of

the whole thing

Still I want to live

to see another spring

I want to live to

see another spring

I want to live to

see another spring

It gets so lonely

in this house

I get so tired of

the whole thing

Still I want to live

to see another spring

I want to live to

see another spring

I want to live to

see another spring

(gentle music)