08x02 - Steeling Thunder/Be Careful What You Fish For

[bunniefuu]

[opening theme playing]

♪ Crashing through the crowded halls ♪

♪ Dodging girls like ping pong ba*ls ♪

♪ Just to reach the bathroom on time ♪

♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

♪ Diapers you can smell for miles ♪

♪ Guy's gotta do what he can to survive ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove That's how we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House In the Loud House ♪

♪ One boy, ten girls ♪

♪ Wouldn't trade it for the world ♪

♪ Loud House♪

♪ Loud, Loud House ♪

Poo poo!

[rock music playing]

Okay, Agent Steele, to refresh,

Octoflippee and Claws have infiltrated the birthday party

because there's gold hidden in the piñata.

After your line, swing down and judo-kick these bad guys!

Flip, let's talk about your motivation.

The bucks you're payin' me is all the motivation I need.

Our school is having a film festival,

so Clyde and I are submitting a movie.

This movie.

Coming through!

Lynn, please, this is a hot set. Ah!

I knew I should've sprung for security.

And we're rolling, people.

Take one more step with that piñata, Octoflippee,

and I'll have to-- Whoa!

Ah! [screams]

-Uh, help! -Oh, no.

-Lincoln. -[Lynn] I got you, Stinkin'.

[rock music plays]

I can't hold on.

-[screams] -Gotcha, bro.

[sighs] Thanks for saving me. That was incredible.

Yeah, even cooler than the scene we were sh**ting.

No sweat socks.

You thinking what I'm thinking?

Boom chicka boom chicka boom.

Lynn, can we hire you to be my stunt double?

Please? I'll do your homework for as long as you want.

Hmm... Deal.

But we gotta be done by tonight.

I'm leaving for a roller derby tournament tomorrow.

And you've got a book report to write.

No problem.

[school bell rings]

[somber music plays over TV]

[sighs]

[sniffles, meows]

The end.

Ugh, it's so tragic they couldn't be together.

Hope you enjoyed Romeow and Drooliet,

by Andrew.

Next up, Steeling Thunder by Clincoln McCloud.

[static crackles]

[whimsical music plays]

[gasp] Eee!

This should be lamesauce.

Give up that piñata, Octoflippee.

This ends now.

Not gonna happen, Agent Chief. The gold's mine.

-Uh-oh. I'm falling! -[engine starts]

That was seamless.

No one will ever suspect that's Lynn.

[grunting]

Catch, Nacho. I mean, Claws!

[snickers]

[adventurous music]

[both grunting]

[upbeat music playing]

[thuds]

[retches]

Gotcha. Hi-yah!

Whoa!

Look who dropped in? Just in time to do some time.

That means "go to prison."

[kids cheering]

[cheering]

Well, I think we have a clear winner.

-Steeling Thunder! -Huh?

-[cheering] -[sighs]

[cheering]

Can I get a quote for the paper?

What'd it feel like to jump from two planes?

Um, I have to be honest...

[student] Wow, you're, like, so cool.

It...

felt incredible.

[cheering intensifies]

Pfft! Big whoop. I've jumped out of planes before.

You mean the one on the playground?

Shut it, Trent.

Lincoln, I'll do your homework.

Dibs on his algebra.

-Have my pudding. -No, take mine!

Loud, your movie changed my life.

Have some extra pizza sticks.

-Lincoln, sign my sandwich. -Sign my face!

Lincoln, why did you lie to everyone?

I have hives foryou.

What? It wasn't completely lying.

-I did the bounce house stunt. -You almost fell off the roof.

Lynn jumped from a plane onto another plane.

It's not the same.

[sighs] I know and I'm sorry.

I just got caught up in the moment.

No one has ever looked at me like that before.

And look at all these pizza sticks.

[munches]

Remember when I was voted

"most likely to trip over nothing"?

Being cool like this is new for me.

Maybe we could just go with it for a while?

Dr. Lopez has encouraged me

to let others go on their own journeys.

[kid] I found him!

-Have my pudding. -[cheering]

Lincoln, hop on.

Barb and I will get you out of here.

[horse neighs]

Thanks, Liam, this is so cool.

Our pleasure. Barb's a big fan.

She's got your catchphrase down.

[neighs]

[kids cheering]

Stand back, folks! He's a human being too.

I got his sleeve!

Okay, everyone, pop quiz time.

[kids groan]

Everyone except Loud.

You already got an "A" for the semester.

That was some movie.

Let's go hang in the teacher's lounge

and swap broken bone stories, huh?

Okay.

[grunts]

Today we're running sprints. A lot of them.

[kids groan]

Puke can's in that corner.

Except Loud. He's practically a pro athlete.

You can chill in my coach cave

and enjoy the talents of my masseuse, Hans.

Thanks, but I'll just read comics.

[whistles]

[grunts]

Dang it. Not again.

Hmm, very interesting. [snickers]

Being a celebrity is awesome.

So far, I see no downside.

It's his journey. It's his journey.

Whoa!

Well, if it isn't Lincoln Liar?

Ugh. What do you want, Chandler?

I don't think you did any of that cool stuff

in your dumb movie.

You couldn't jump from a plane.

I saw you trip over nothing in the gym.

I don't know what you're talking about.

-Whoa! -I'm gonna prove you're lying.

Doesn't he have anything better to do?

And why is he headed that way?

His house is by the sewage plant.

-We'd better find out. -Oh, I'm getting hives again.

[school bell rings]

[keyboard clacking]

He pulled up our movie. How?

I uploaded it to the school's database for feedback.

The general consensus is, "it's a hard hitting thriller

with stunts that'll melt your eyeballs."

He's looking for evidence that it wasn't me.

Huh. Good luck to him.

With our seamless editing, he won't find a thing.

Ha! Gotcha.

[both gasp]

[keyboard clacking]

[printer buzzing]

[Clyde reading]

Oh, no!

We have to make sure no one sees that clip.

[tense music playing]

Phew! Okay, I deleted everything.

Whoa, Clyde, look what else I found.

[both snicker]

[school bell rings]

-What's going on? -[indistinct chatter]

Welcome to the main event.

Soon you'll see that Lincoln Loud is a liar.

He didn't jump out of any planes, watch this.

I'm scared. I'm scared. It's going too fast.

[whimpers]

-Huh? What? -[laughter]

Who switched the videos?

Get a grip, Chandler.

Fine. Forget the video. I've got an even better idea.

If he really did those stunts,

he should be able to do them again, right?

Uh, what's that now?

After school, I'll have everything set up

and then we can see you do it in real life.

-That sounds awesome. -Can't wait.

This journey is now an express train to my nightmares.

[birds chirping]

Lincoln, what do we do?

Should we call Lynn and see if she can rush home

-from her tournament? -Hmm.

[indistinct chatter]

[kid] It's about to start.

No. I brought this on myself.

I never should have lied in the first place.

[sighs] It's time to come clean.

[clears throat] Excuse me. There's something I need to say.

I... Whoa!

That's the signal. He's in position.

Take to the sky, Nach.

-[kids cheering] -No, no, no!

[screaming]

Flip! Let me in!

[grunts] Sorry, Chief, window's jammed.

-You gotta jump. -Can't you just land?

I could try but there's a to percent chance

you'd fall off in the process.

Ain't too good with numbers.

[huge gulp] Fine.

[whimpering]

-Whoa! -Huh?

[screaming]

Whew. That wasn't so bad.

[grunts] Whoa!

Whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[shrieks]

Phew! Ugh!

-Lincoln! [gasps] -Clyde, am I alive?

Yeah. It looks like it.

Good, 'cause I still gotta tell everyone the truth.

I don't know.

Maybe falling out of a plane was punishment enough.

Besides, you kinda did do the stunts.

Huh, I guess you're right.

But believe me,

I'm never gonna lie, embellish or exaggerate ever again.

Well, I won't hold you to that, buddy.

[overlapping chatter]

Whatever. Come on, let's get out of here.

But I want to get an autograph.

[gasps]

[overlapping chatter]

Thanks, everyone, but my stunt days are over.

-Aww! -I'll take the gig.

Just watch this.

[grunting]

Okay! He's hired.

[tense music playing]

[inhales deeply]

Ah! Smell that beautiful lake air, son?

[sniffs]

Ugh! It smells really...

fishy.

-Louds! -Louds!

-Louds! -Louds!

[grunts]

[Gramps] Louds!

I'm so excited to catch some fish

and family bonding on this trip.

Oh!

Us too.

You know, when Lance and I were kiddos,

Gramps was always out at sea earning a living.

We never went on fishing trips.

Well, now I get to make up for lost time.

[chuckles] I'm just so...

[whimpers] ding dang happy

to have you all back in my life.

[grunts]

Hey! Bobber!

Watch out where you're swinging that fish, huh!

And take a picture of me and my minnows.

Wait, where'd Shiloh go?

Oh, he's, uh, cage-fighting a lobster.

[grunting]

[grunts]

One, two, three! Attaboy!

[camera shutter clicks]

Now, if you're baitin' a hook,

remember to leave some length at the end.

'Cause when ya angle, ya gotta let it dangle.

[chuckles]

Ooh! Great work, little minnows.

-How's my hook look? -What about mine, Dad?

You too, big minnows. [laughs]

Ahh, this is what family fishing trips are all about.

Making memories that'll last a lifetime.

Shiloh, don't eat the rubber worms.

[spits]

Sounds like my Lynn-sagnas are done.

-I'll just go... -[Gramps groans]

[grunts, groans]

-Gramps! -What's wrong?

Ah, looks like a cramp.

Lucky for you I give a mean foot massage.

No.

[grunts] It's a sign. He's here.

The Great White Sturgeon Moby Rick!

[Gramps] I had just gotten my first job

as a deckhand onThe Codfather.

And, boy, was I was excited to set sail.

[breathes deeply]

Go fish.

[all laughing]

[Gramps] Oh, it was fish, friends and fair seas.

Everything I'd ever dreamed of.

-But one fateful day... -[water splashes]

...that dream became a nightmare.

[growls]

Ah!

[crashes]

He smashed our boat to bits.

But that wasn't the only thing Rick took that day.

He also took my big toe.

[all gasp]

That explains why you always

wore socks with your sandals.

Awesome! Can I touch it?

I've been tracking Rick for years.

Vowing to one day get my revenge and mount him right there.

I've had a few chances, but never bagged him.

And now Rick is close by.

My phantom toe never lies.

[gasp]

Well, I know one thing.

No one hurts my old man and gets away with it.

Yeah. You take one of our toes, we take all of yours.

Wait, do fish even have toes?

We'll help you catch him, Gramps.

You're ding dang right we will. Nobody messes with the Louds.

[cheering]

[Lynn Sr. screams]

[water splashes]

[whimsical music plays]

Shiloh, you see anything?

Nothing, Gramps.

How's the chummin' comin'?

[both gag]

Not so good.

I'm on my last bucket of fish guts

and there's no sign of Rick.

Whoa, you're lookin' a little green

around the gills, baby bro.

Maybe some heavy, cheesy pasta will make you feel better, huh?

-[chuckles] -[groans]

Hey, five-second rule.

As good as new.

Big. Fish. Real big fish!

Huh? [shrieks]

[growls]

Oh! Rick loves Lynn-sagna. Quick!

There he is! Starboard side!

[grunts]

Yah! Gotcha!

[water splashes]

The buoy should keep him near the surface,

so when he tires out we can grab him.

Huh?

You're mine now, Rick!

[clanks]

[engine revs]

Drop the trolling net!

Whoa, Rick must've pulled the old switcheroo

when he disappeared under the water.

Ah, he's clever. I'll give him that.

That's the last of the Lynn-sagna.

Angled and dangled.

Good. I just hope we put enough lines in the water.

[rattling]

[grunts] We got him. He's... heavy.

[grunting]

Time to let the pythons eat.

Heave-h*, gents.

[all] Heave-h*! Heave-h*!

[all screaming]

[all grunt]

Welp, I think we're done here.

We gave it the old college try but we should head in.

It's too dangerous.

I guess some people just aren't

cut out for sea life, huh, Pops?

[growling nearby]

[growls]

Okay. I wanna go back too.

We can't go back now. We've got him on the run!

Look, he's headed over there.

[lightning crashes]

[Lynn Sr.] Dead Man's Cove?

Home of the Dead Man's Riptides? And Dead Man's Drop?

[lightning crashes]

I'll pass.

You're right. It is too dangerous.

I'll go after Rick alone.

Huh? Wait.

What happened to all that family bonding talk?

I'm sorry. But I have to do this.

-We've gotta go after him. -Yeah.

Like you say, Dad, Louds stick together.

Eh, technically, I said that

after you glued yourself to your sister.

-But you're right. -Darn tootin'.

Lance, follow that ding-dang dinghy.

[cranking]

She won't start!

[thunder rumbles]

♪ Farewell and adieu to my loved ones and mateys ♪

♪ Farewell and adieu to my loved ones and friends♪

♪ Cause we've gotten orders to bag us a monster♪

♪ And so never more shall we see you again♪

-[grunting nearby] -Hmm...

Hmm...

Show yourself, Rick.

You're not escaping me this time.

[growls]

[grunting]

Can you row harder?

Well, maybe you should row softer!

I didn't come this far to let you get away!

[gasps]

[screaming]

[screams]

It's over, Rick! You can't shake me!

[growls]

[Gramps grunting]

I've got you!

-After years I've-- -We're coming for you, Dad!

Are those my minnows?

[Lynn Sr.] The current is too strong!

-[all shriek] -Sweet scallops!

Rick, I got a fisherman's bargain for ya.

I promise to let ya go if you do one thing for me.

Okay, we've got to abandon ship and swim for it.

-On my count! One, two... -Wait!

Uh...

Shiloh doesn't know how to swim!

Huh? Yes I do!

[sighs] He's right. He's right. It's me.

I'm pure muscle mass. I sink like a ding-dang brick!

Guys, we're gonna go over!

-[all screaming] -[whistles]

Hang tight, minnows!

-It's Gramps! And he's... -Riding Rick?

[all scream]

[Gramps] Yeah!

[all] Phew!

I'm so sorry, boys.

I got way too caught up in chasin' Rick.

You all mean so much more to me than some old fishing grudge.

Come here. Bring it in, Louds.

[gentle music]

You're really not gonna go after Rick again?

Nope. I'm lettin' that obsession go, skipper.

Plus, I got bigger plans

for that spot I was gonna put him in.

-How's it look? -I think it's perfect!

[chuckles] Me too.

[whimsical music]

♪ Cramped inside this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Duck and dodge and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show our love ♪

♪ In the Loud House Loud House ♪

♪ Laundry piles stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line to take a pee Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way it always is in the Loud House ♪