01x01 - Lockjaw

[bunniefuu]

[Alex] Every single move
you make in your sixth decade

is significant.

Monumental.

Every decision is a constant
loud metronome

beating out the time
you've left on Earth,

accompanying every life choice.

[Margaret Atwood] When you're
a teenager, you're acutely worried

about what other people
think of you.

But I think now,
you can just have more fun.

[Alex] And no decade
moves faster than 50 to 60.

You have to make
every single second

of your time count.

[person on video singing
childlike melody]

[hair dryer blowing]

-[laughing]
-[scissors snipping]

[voice 1] The secret to
building these juicy glutes

is doing these four exercises...

Day three post-op
from my neck lift,

facelift, lower bleph...

[voice 2] Marry me, salmon...

So, these labia minor a,
you grow them in puberty

and you lose them in menopause.

And that's all we... like,
we don't know anything

-about the labia minor a.
-[text chiming]

Is it estrogen?
Is it testosterone?

-Can you grow them back?
-Oh, sh*t... oh!

Ow! Oh!

Ow!

[♪ "Jerkin'" by Amyl
and the Sniffers playing]

Oh, sh*t. Sorry.

-Hey!
-Wait!

-[horns honking]
-Hey, wait!

Oh! Sorry. Sorry.

-Tell him... tell him to wait!
-[banging window]

-Wait! Ah!
-[air brakes hissing]

Sorry.

Don't hit the bus.

Well, I don't think I hurt it...

-[engine revving]
-Whoa!

[passengers gasp]

[♪ "Jerkin'" continues playing]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Gotta get some ♪

[bell tolling]

-Sorry, Alex.
-No. No time. Is he here?

-Yes. Alex, just quickly.
-Okay.

-Malcolm Hammond keeps calling.
-No. No, no, no.

-No, they're in Sam's office.
-What?

-They're in Sam's office.
-Oh, sh*t. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry I'm late.

I had an accident.
Actually, I dropped my...

Damian doesn't have long,
Alex, so shall we?

Wow, so good to meet you.

You're looking very, uh...
all you need is a white cat

-in your lap to...
-I really don't have long.

-[Alex] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Sam] Yeah, can you shut the door?

[Alex] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I was just
constantly being asked

when I was gonna write a book.

You know, like Stephen Fry.

-[Sam] I bet.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, I'm about


Oh, wow. So, what's it about?

Social satire.
Think Genet's The Balcony,

but instead of the brothel,

it's the Yulin Dog Meat Festival.

Sounds bleak,
but it's very funny,

like Stephen Fry funny.

-It's called Dog Meat.
-[clicking tongue]

-I love it.
-Oh, okay.

-Yeah.
-Um, I can...

I... I do... I think, though,
that... that people

do have quite strong feelings
about dogs as food.

I love it.

It's easy to sit in our privilege

and judge other cultures,
isn't it?

My sister has a pig.
He's terrific.

He can count to three
with his trotter.

-[chuckles] Aw.
-But I would eat

his entire head.

You know?
All of it, if I had to.

Uh, do you mind if I vape?

-Uh, no.
-Uh, yeah.

-[vape sizzling]
-Um...

have you thought about writing

-a children's book?
-[coughing]

Most actors dip their toe in
by writing a kid's book.

-You've skipped that step, so...
-Has Stephen Fry

written a children's book?

I'm pretty married to Dog Meat.

-[laughing]
-[jaw clicking]

Ah!

[slurring] Ow, my jaw!

Sorry, my jaw just locked.

-[groaning]
-Sorry. What are you doing?

-I... I... I...
-Is she having a fit?

-I don't know. I'm so sorry.
-I can't open my mouth!

God, that's never
happened before!

-Plum!
-Sorry, really?

-Have water.
-Oh, okay.

[Sam] Plum, can you come in?

-[water splashing]
-[Alex babbling]

I'm so sorry about this, Damian.

-Maybe call her acupuncturist.
-[Alex continues babbling]

Medic!

-It's a good idea.
-Hi!

So nice to meet you. I'm Plum.

Why can't you talk?
Just behave yourselves.

-I loved you in Homeland.
-Okay.

Your performance blew me away.
Oh, yeah, just, like,

-inspirational for me.
-What was your favorite...

Did you... Did you have
a favorite season?

[Dr. Hannah Menzies] So,
it looks like arthritis to me.

-No.
-Arthritis in your lower jaw, yeah.

What? Because I... I dropped
the phone on my...

Well, we'll get you a referral
to... to a rheumatoid specialist

-and run some tests, and...
-Well, I mean, it landed really hard.

It's a bummer.
It's just an age thing.

Oh. Right, well,
I mean, so what next?

Is this just the start of
a general decline or...

[laughing] You're so morbid!

No, what you'll probably find
is a decreased range of motion.

So, limited opening.

So, no more blowjobs for you.

-No more what for me?
-Kebabs.

-Oh.
-Tough meats. Not for a while.

-Yeah. Yeah.
-Shall we update some details?

-Mm.
-Still divorced?

Yeah, I'm still divorced, I'm...

-[keyboard clacking]
-I mean, even if I remarried,

I'd still be divorced, kinda.

-Have you remarried?
-No.

-[laughing]
-My son Ruari, though,

he... he, um, he goes
to... to uni next month.

So, you know, I was just

thinking about getting
back out there,

you know, once he moves out.

But, you know, this is, uh...

I mean, this is not
a good start. [chuckles]

-[Dr. Menzies laughing]
-[sighs]

♪ Ah! ♪

♪ Ah! ♪

[Alex] Do you think you can
still be sexy when you're 60?

[Sam] [on phone]
Sexy to who, though?

To another 60-year-old?

[Alex] No, to anyone.

Or not anyone, but you know,
in a club or on a yacht.

Why do you want to be sexy
on a yacht when you're 60?

Like, has any man ever said,

"Oh, you have to meet
my girlfriend.

She's... She's sexy,
she's fun, she's 60."

You know? I need
to meet someone now.

Jesus Christ.

[Alex] I think I've got,
like, 10 years left

as a sexual person, tops.

I need someone for when
present me dies.

I need someone to fall
in love with me now

so there's a bit of time
left with this me

before old me is like...

[in old crone voice]
"I'm here now."

[chuckles]
You are ridiculous, woman.

-See you tonight.
-[Alex] No, wait!

What am I supposed to wear
to Frank's bar thing?

[call ends]

-Ruari!
-[message chiming]

-Mum? Mum?
-Discuss what?

Can we go now?

Do you not get your robes
at the college?

-Yeah, but I bought mine.
-You bought your own robes?

-Why?
-I wanna keep them.

Well, can I give it an iron?
'Cause it looks a bit, yeah...

[Ruari] No, Mum.
Let's go, come on.

Well, did you...
Did you buy the hat thing?

[♪ Jazz band practicing poorly]

[people chattering]

-[microphone feedback]
-[student] Hi, everybody.

Thank you for coming
to celebrate this momentous day.

As head girl and head boy,
it is our honor

to take you through
today's proceedings.

Before we begin, we just have
a few important...

-Fancy seeing you here.
-Oh, sh*t!

-What the f*ck?
-[loudly] I just spotted you,

so I thought I'd say hello
and thank you again

-for firing me.
-Did you follow me here?

-What are you doing?
-Don't flatter yourself.

My niece is graduating.

Oh, sorry. Sorry.

[clearing throat] Well, I didn't
fire you, Malcolm.

I... I felt I couldn't do my best
work for you anymore, so...

So, you let me go like
an already drowned man,

-dragging you under. You let me go...
-[people shushing]

-I don't think this is the right place to...
-to save yourself,

-but it spurred me on.
-[person] Excuse me.

You know, when a shop girl
fires you,

-an interloper!
-Are you drunk?

It does something to you,
so thank you.

I wrote the book you refused
to sell, by the way.

-I didn't refuse to sell it, did I?
-And I've self-published it.

-I just...
-It's doing very well.

-Great.
-Perhaps you'd like to read it.

I'd like to get closer
to the front.

So, congratulations on the book,

and, uh, good luck.

-Good luck to you.
-[Alex chuckles]

b*tch.

[people murmuring]

[head girl]
As we present the awards,

we'd like to introduce some fun
to the proceedings.

-[Bridget] [whispering] Hey.
-[head boy] A trip down memory lane

-for our parents...
-You...

with a few photographs
of us when we started...

-You...
-at Levenhall in year seven.

Joshua Abbot intends
to read biochemistry

at the University of Leeds,

as well as bagging the lead role
in our school production,

Legally Blonde.

[cheering and applause]

[head girl] Bridget Callaghan,
who will be studying politics

-at the University of Kent.
-[softly] Wave to Alex.

[cheering and applause]

[groaning]

Ruari Flynn, politics
and international relations,

also at the University of Kent.

[cheering and applause]

[whooping]

Fat f*ck.

-[students snickering]
-[Alex chuckles softly]

-This school is a nation of sheep...
-[students gasping]

-run by wolves...
-[microphone feedback]

-and owned by pigs.
-[man] Get off the stage!

-Jesus.
-[Ruari] Throughout your time here,

-you've been told diabolical lies.
-[overlapping chatter]

And your futures
inevitably will be filled

with disappointment
and rejection.

-Lots of rejection. You guys are all pricks!
-Oh, sh*t.

[audience gasping and
exclaiming] -Oh! Ruari!

[overlapping chatter]

-What the f*ck?
-Do not do that, Ruari!

No, you get down now!

-[Malcolm chuckles]
-Ruari, what are you doing?

[Ruari humming gibberish]

-[♪ Soft piano music playing]
-[people chattering quietly]

Um... [continues babbling]

-The burrata, please.
-Okay.

That's a large sharing portion.

-Yeah.
-Okay.

Did Mia know you were
gonna be doing that?

-Or your friends?
-What friends?

What do you mean,
"what frie..." Your friends.

Aiden. Teddy.

-Ruari, look this way.
-Did they... Dad. Dad.

We'll... we'll do photos later,
is all.

-Just leave it.
-I mean, w-what was it for?

It's like, for the laugh.
Go out with a bang.

We're lucky you
weren't arrested, you idiot.

Can we get another bottle
of the house white?

And may I order the pear crumble?

Uh, Mum, we're just doing
starters and mains,

and then see how we feel
about dessert in a bit.

-It might be gone in a bit.
-Well, so might your toes.

-[scoffs, chuckles]
-Sweet tooth.

Type one diabetes, but, yeah.

Go on.

-Now?
-Yes.

-[Lorcan chuckles]
-What?

Lorcan has something
to tell you all.

-You better not be pregnant.
-What?

-No, Jesus, Alex!
-I... No, I know, I know.

-Sorry, I just... okay.
-[Lorcan] No.

-[chuckles] Sorry.
-No, I've been cast

-as a series regular in a new US show.
-Oh!

Star Ship: Crimson Control,

-and...
-[Alex chuckles]

What's funny?

Nothing.

Okay. Uh, and anyway...

It's... it's funny because
you hate spaceship shows.

-Well, it's not a spaceship show.
-[laughing] Oh, okay.

It's a sci-fi.

-[chuckles]
-[Lorcan] And it's sh**ting

in Canada for six months.

So, we're taking
the opportunity to move.

To Canada.

[Wally] Is this your
big break, Lorcan?

Well, it's hardly
my "big break," Wally.

Your new big break.

I remember that terrible play
you were in.

-[laughing]
-[chuckles] Wally, stop, shh.

You remember that
three and a half hour...

[Lorcan]
Look, I'll be a phone call away.

And when Ruari's
finished his first year,

he could come and join us.

Potentially.

-We should be heading home soon, hm?
-[Alex] Dad.

We've only just ordered, so...

Oh, there's Mia.
Um, Mia's just...

[Bridget] Thank you.

Ruari, there's Mia.

Are you not talking to Mia?

What's going on? Ruari!

-Oh, Jesus, put it down!
-What are you doing?! Ruari!

-Put it down!
-[Alex] Ruari, drop the burrata.

-Oh, my God.
-[Lorcan] You've already made

a lot of today about yourself.

-Well, you can f*cking talk, you...
-[jaw clicking]

-Oh.
-What?

[slurring]
My jaw just locked again.

My... Dad, don't!

Stop, Wally, stop.

Ruari, I think that
was for the table.

Yeah.

f*cking hell.

♪ I want you ♪

♪ I want you one more time ♪

[Alex] He says he's surplus
to requirements now for Ruari.

Yeah, he's made himself
surplus to requirements.

Exactly.
What about my requirements?

I've been waiting for so long
to have a bit of freedom.

In four years,
I've not had a man in my bed.

-You are a saint.
-I know.

And now, you know,
my body's failing.

Ladies.
Smoking martinis.

-Ooh, la, la.
-Ooh!

-Oh! [laughing]
-How very f*cking hip!

-Happy launch.
-[Frank] Hey, look. Like it?

-[Alex] Uh, yeah.
-From the lovely wife.

A congratulations.

I do like it, it's lovely.

-I am so lovely.
-[Alex] Mm-hmm.

Why do all your barmaids
have big t*ts?

They don't all have big t*ts.

A-And they're not barmaids.
They're trained mixologists.

They look like
trained prostit*tes.

[Frank] Hey, hey!
[kiss smacking]

-Now, behave.
-[Sam] Mm.

It's fine.
They don't intimidate me.

-They motivate me.
-Did Frank invite Ex-Pat?

-Who's that he's with?
-[Sam] Who cares?

I thought you hated him
and you're just friends now.

I don't hate him.
We're not friends.

-Oh, sh*t.
-Whoa!

-Queens of the night!
-Hey.

-Lovely, Sam.
-Oh.

-Come here, you.
-Hey.

Oh, look at yous two.

You're sex on stools, aren't you?

Okay. Oh, look at that knee. Oh!

Was that your niece, Patrick?

That's my goddaughter.
Now, catch me up.

-What are we drinking?
-Um, well, whatever that is.

-I'm, uh...
-Mm. Oh, my God!

-[Alex laughing]
-I love Frank,

but he cannot make drinks.

Let's get three of, um...

Ah! Let's have that.
What's that?

Some of this.
There you go, one each.

-[chuckles]
-Now, where are we?

And why are you
looking so pained?

I'm not looking pained.
Do I look pained?

No, you look gorgeous,
just look a little bit, mm!

Well, I dropped, um,
a phone on my...

Patrick, what are you doing?
The cab's outside.

Uh, right.

Oh, uh, shite, crossed wires.

Sorry, mm, my bad.

Well, I wish you both goodbye,
and I'll see you...

[kiss smacking] ...anon.

I do hate him, actually.

[osteopath]
I had a call from my daughter.

-[Alex] Mm-hmm. Mm.
-She's, uh, she's been in Australia.

Well, she is in Australia.

Come back from Fraser Island.

Now, just gently bite down.

-[Alex] Mm.
-That's it.

So, here we go.

-Now, just gently push your jaw...
-Uh-huh.

-Against my... my hand.
-[groaning]

-Okay.
-That's it.

-[bones cracking]
-There you go. That's it.

[message chiming]

Alex. Uh, Alex, hi.

A Yafa Barg...

-It's Barghouti, yeah.
-Barg... Barg... Yeah.

-Uh, he sent new pages over. Is he a client?
-Yeah.

-'Cause I couldn't see him on the list...
-It's fine. Don't...

Thank you.

Oh, and I have something for you.

-Oh, yeah?
-Malcolm Hammond's new book.

-What?
-He hand-delivered it.

Jesus. Alright,
Christopher Nolan.

Is he waiting somewhere
while I read it?

He's not, is he?
Waiting somewhere?

-No! [chuckles]
-No? Okay. [chuckles]

-Or I don't think so.
-What?

[Sam] I thought we let
that d*ck go. Goblin Seed?

-I know, what a pervert.
-That's a good name.

Did you sense check
that email for me?

What does that even mean?

"I got bored writing it.
Finish it for me."

Yes, honey, thank you.

Ooh, Michael was trying to get
a hold of you, by the way.

-Who?
-Michael.

My nice man-friend
with the houses.

[Alex] No, Ruari starts
uni next week.

I wanna spend time with him.
My jaw hurts.

Just go, have a bit of fun.

-Shag.
-I don't wanna shag.

-Yeah, you do.
-Okay, I do.

I do, I do really wanna have sex,

but I just,
I can't face a new d*ck.

-I have no new d*ck energy.
-[Sam] Just get drunk.

-[Alex sighs]
-[door opening]

-Okay.
-[door closes]

[Alex] Listen, there's about
six tea towels in there.

Keep an eye on the time.
Oh, okay.

-Where's my... Do you not have my...
-"Where's my" what?

-[groaning]
-What?

-You forgot your suitcase, right.
-You forgot my suitcase.

I already let you
move me in, Mum.

No one's parents
are doing that today.

-Did you speak to Dad?
-He Monzo'ed me £50.

Well. Ka-ching!

Well, look, give me a call
when you get there.

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

[Ruari sighs]

-Okay, let go.
-Okay.

-Mum? Mum!
-Okay.

Love you.

We're keeping up book club.

-Okay?
-[engine starting]

-Ruari?
-There's two books.

Love you. Love you!

-Alright, love you. Love you.
-[chuckling] Oh, my God.

[♪ Soft music playing]

[sighs]

[chuckles]

[sobbing]

[whimpering]

[♪ "Au Pays du Cocaine"
by Geese playing]

♪ You can stay with me ♪

♪ Baby, you can stay with me ♪

♪ And nobody would care ♪

[sniffing] Oh! Oh!

♪ You can stay with me ♪

♪ And just pretend
I'm not there ♪

[Alex] Ruari, it's Mum.
Just checking in.

Give me a call.

Okay. Love you.

♪ Like a sailor ♪

♪ In a big green coat ♪

[groaning loudly]

♪ You can be free,
you can be free ♪

[gasps]
Oh, my God, I'm doing it!

[laughing] Oh, my God.

[podcaster]
something was very wrong.

The husband had fled
the gruesome scene.

-His wife was found inside the oven...
-[message chiming]

completely charcoal
from the waist up.

♪ I'm alright ♪

[chuckles]

[people chattering]

[♪ Upbeat music playing faintly]

[phone beeps]

[message chimes]

Hey.

Alex?

-Um...
-[chuckles] Michael.

-Oh!
-[chuckles]

Okay.

-[kiss smacking]
-Um, okay.

-I'm sorry I'm a little...
-No, it's fine. It's fine.

I told Sam I was open
to anything. All ages.

Right. I was saying,
I'm sorry I'm a little late.

-I got delayed at the office.
-Sorry, I'm...

-[laughing]
-Sorry. Okay, so you still...

-You still work and...
-What?

No, of course you do. Um...

Can I... Let's get some alcohol.

-[laughing]
-[Alex chuckles nervously]

[message chiming]

[sighs]

[messages chime]

[message chimes]

[scoffs]

[Michael] So, when did you
start working with Sam?

Um... [clearing throat]
I work for her.

-Oh.
-Um, but 10 years ago.

God, I've been working
for her for 10 years.

That's, uh...
I... I had my own business.

Um, a bookshop,
but it... it folded, and I...

What was it you said
you... you do again? Is it...

-Cars?
-Close.

-Art. [chuckles]
-Oh. [chuckles]

-That's how I met Sam and Frank, actually.
-Mm.

And then, I moved into
property development.

Oh, wow, that's a...
That's a big change.

That... That was after
your wife died?

My wife isn't dead.

-Oh.
-She's in Sussex.

-Oh, sorry!
-[chuckles]

Sam must have, um...
Oh, well, that's nice...

-[chuckles]
-that... that she's in Sussex,

and, um, and alive.

-[chuckles]
-So, y-you're divorced?

-Oh, yeah, 12 years.
-Mm.

And... And what have you
been up to?

You've been keeping
yourself busy and...

Yeah, yeah,
I... I keep myself busy.

-Yeah, well, you have to.
-Yeah.

-You have to.
-My girlfriend and I only broke up four weeks ago.

[Alex] Oh.

Well, that's, uh, that's fresh.

-Yeah.
-Um, is she younger?

I... I don't know
how old you are.

I'm 67.

-Oof.
-[laughing]

[Alex chuckles nervously]

If you only broke up with your
girlfriend four weeks ago...

why are you here?

Well, Sam said you'd been single

for a long time now.

-[scoffs] Okay.
-And I had a Friday free.

So, what, this is a...
this is a pity date?

-Oh, I wouldn't say that.
-Well, what would you call it?

[Michael] Well, that depends.

Do you have to be home or do
you wanna come back to mine?

[chuckles] What?

[♪ Electronic music playing]

-[Alex] Oh.
-[both grunting]

[Michael laughing]

-Antique carpet on the stairs.
-Oh.

-Okay.
-[chuckles]

[breathing heavily]

-What are you doing?
-[both laughing]

You're... you're taking my...

[laughing]
You're taking my pants off.

Oh, sh*t, you're taking
your clothes off.

Over the years, I've learned
it's the best way to do this.

-Okay.
-[Michael moans lightly]

[Alex moans lightly]

Oh. Oh, gosh, oh.

-What's the matter?
-Sorry. I just,

I'm... I'm scared to...
I'm scared to touch your ba*ls.

-Why are you scared?
-Just in case they've dropped.

-Jesus.
-Sorry. Sorry.

-Uh, they, uh...
-Sorry.

They haven't...

-They haven't dropped.
-Okay.

They're just...
They're just regular ba*ls, yes.

Feel my ba*ls.

Yeah.

[Michael exhales slowly]

Oh, yeah, they... Yeah.
They're... They're regular ba*ls.

Sorry.

[Michael sighs]

[Alex sobbing]

-Hey. It's okay.
-Sorry. Ah!

-[whimpering]
-What's... What's going on?

It's just a...
It's just a tricky time.

Sorry. It's just, my son's
just left home.

[chuckles] And...

And his dad just got cast
in a spaceship show.

[sniffles]

And he's just decided
to stop being a dad.

And, uh...

You know, I just don't know if
there's anything left in my life

that I like anymore. [sobbing]

[continues sobbing]

-Here.
-Oh, God, sorry. What the hell?

I'm gonna go down on you, okay?

-Oh, God, please don't.
-I'm gonna go down on you.

-Oh, God, no. [sighs]
-Listen to me.

Just lie back and enjoy.

[whispering]
I'm very good at this.

I thank you. Thank you, really.

It's just,
I got arthritis in my jaw,

and I think if I even tried to
give you a blowjob in return...

-Oh, you wouldn't have to. That's not what this...
-No, no, no, I know.

I know you say that, but
you know, I don't know you

well enough yet
to be selfish in bed.

And you know, I think if I tried,

we might end up in A&E or...

I could give you a hand job.

[Michael chuckles]

I'll... I'll give you a hand job.

[sighs heavily]

[exhales sharply]

[sighs]

Oh...

[♪ eerie music playing]

[goblin chuckling]

Stop!

[car horn honking]

[straw slurping]

[thuds]

[bell dings]

[softly] I'm so horny.

[♪ light music playing]

[lock clicking]

-[door shuts]
-[keys clatter]

[doorbell chiming]

-What the hell?
-[intercom beeps]

-What are you doing here?
-You messaged me.

Huh?

You spelled "horny" wrong.

[♪ "One Is the Magic ♪"
[by Jill Scott playing]

I thought I wasn't
allowed around here.

That's just when my son
lived here.

-He moved out? What's that like?
-[moaning]

-Can we not, you know, talk about it?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[moaning]

-Do I... do I taste like kebab?
-Yeah, a little bit.

-Oh, sh*t.
-And toothpaste.

-Sorry.
-No, no, no, I like it.

[♪ "One Is the Magic ♪"
[continues playing]

-I've weirdly missed you.
-I've just plain missed you.

You have?

-Why didn't you call me?
-I should have.

I should have done this.
I should have booty-called you.

Oh, God, don't say...

Don't say "booty call."

You're not embarrassed, are you?

Am I embar... You should
be embarrassed.

-Why would I be embarrassed?
-Where's your goddaughter?

Shite, I left her
at the water park.

[both laughing]

-[Ruari] [voice echoing] Mum!
-[gasps]

-[sighs]
-[Patrick snoring]

[snoring continues]

[♪ Gentle music playing]

-[Ruari] Mum!
-Ahh!

-What are you doing?
-Jesus Christ!

Ruari! You frightened
the sh*t out of me.

-What the f*ck are you doing?
-What are you doing?

It's two in the morning,
you're supposed to be at uni.

I heard a scream,
so, I... Hello.

Patrick, this is... this is
Ruari. I don't think you've met.

Great, nice to meet you.

Please get out of my room!

You're both f*cking naked.

Well, we're not naked, are we?
We're...

Sorry, thank you
for checking on me.

Thank you.
It's... I'll get my things.

Thank you.
Thank you for the visit.

[Patrick]
[clearing throat] Right.

Um... [claps]

Great. Okay.

I didn't know
you were here, okay?

-And even if I did, it isn't...
-Please get out.

-Well, did something happen at uni?
-No, it doesn't matter.

-Just get out.
-Well, it does matter 'cause...

Mum, you're in your underwear
in my room.

It's really weird.
Please get out, I want to sleep.

Sorry.

[sighs]

[door opens]

[exhales]

-Don't.
-Sorry.

[♪ "Everything in Its Right
Place" by Radiohead playing]

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Everything ♪

♪ Everything ♪

[car horns honking]

♪ Everything ♪

♪ In its right place ♪

♪ In its right place ♪

♪ In its right place ♪

♪ In its right place ♪

♪ There are two colors
in my head ♪

♪ There are
two colors in my head ♪

♪ What, what is that
you tried to say? ♪

♪ What, what was that
you tried to say? ♪

♪ Tried to say... ♪