01x40 - Alone Quest

[bunniefuu]

Who's gonna be around,

never gonna let you down

When you're on a wild ride?

Your friends are

always by your side

It's Craig of the Creek,

he's gonna save the day

It's Craig of the Creek,

he's gonna save the day

It's Craig of the Creek

JP: All right.

Y'all ready?

[ Inhales deeply ]

Oh! Oh! Memory!

Oh, all -- all

three of us.

Ooh, that time we had

a monster-themed dance party.

Oh, the time we accidentally

buried you alive!

Ooh, I got it!

That time we tied strings

to your arms

and made you a puppet.

Whew.

Ah, thank biscuits

you guessed it.

I -- I was about to pass out.

JP, you don't need to

hold your breath

when we play charades.

Uh, the rules say no sound,

and I'm committed to

a fair, clean game.

The stage is yours,

Craig.

-Oh. Memory. Memory!

-Memory. Memory.

[ Craig's stomach gurgles,

rumbles ]

Umuh

Oh, the time we pretended

to be statues

so those crows

wouldn't spot us?

Oh, that time

we werestatues?

I have to go home.Hey!

Talking's against the rules,

you dirty cheater!

This isn't part of the game.

I have to go home now.

What? Why?

I just[Exhales sharply]

I have to go.

Oh.

You have to go.

Okay,

so just go outside.

I -- I can't.

Oh.

Why not, Craig?

I think it's 'cause

Craig has to

Stop!

Just don't say it, please.

JP, the bathroom

in your house

is 13 backyards

closer than mine.

What -- How -- How do --

How do you know that?

I have

an emergency bathroom plan

like every kid should![ Gurgling, rumbling continues ]

Ahit's happening!

-Okay. Okay. I'm on it.

I'll get you there,

little buddy.

Just breathe and clench,

breathe and clench.

Kelsey, you comin'?

To watch Craig

take a --

Don't say it!

Hmm.

Nah,

I'll just stay here.

I'm fine

hanging out by myself.[ Mortimer squawks ]

Uh, by myself with Mortimer,

that is.

All right.

We'll miss you.

Go, go, go!

We'll keep you in our hearts,

Kelsey.

[ Grunting ]

All right.

Little steps, Craig,

don't spread

unless you have to.

Ahhh.

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Farts ]

[ Echoing ]

Oh, come on.

It's not that bad.

Kelsey: Awesome.

Finally, I have time

to finish

"Robyn and the Snow Sword!"

"Robyn fell down

to the ground,

clutching the wound

on her arm.

Blood spewed forth

like a stream of blood.

The Orc King laughed" --

No, chuckled.

No, laughed.

"Looks like you"

Hmm

Looks like you've been

abandoned once again.

Hey, that's good.

Robyn smirked.

Oh, I'm not alone,

for I have my sword,

my titular snow sword!

Ha! You don't stand a chance.

Only the sword foretold

in the prophecy can defeat me,

and that sword was destroyed

in the fires of Magmaria.

[ Laughs evilly ]

Ah, but you've forgotten

that I,

Robyn with a "Y", age seven,

born with the mastery

of martial weapons

and raised by my uncle

the Wolf Prince,

has slayed

the hordes of demon horses

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.made my way through

your ministry

of secretsNaturally.

discovered your

prophecy orb

MM-hmm. Mm-hmm.and shattered it.

What?

It can't be!

That's right.

My snow sword

is the prophesied sword

of which you speak,

and against all

earthly logic,

Magma only

makes it stronger.

Ah! Robyn the Brave,

you have sealed your fate!

Today is the day

I will introduce you

to your untimely end!

En garde!

Ah!

Yah! Yah!

Yah!

[ Grunting ]

Whoo! Ah.

Oh.

Man, I love writing.

Oh, rats.

Uh, it's locked.

What?

Chill out, buddy.

Don't worry.

I keep a spare key

under one of these six rocks.

Just give me

like a minute.

[ Breathing heavily ]Nope.

Not there.

Not under that one, either.

[ Grunts ]

So, it looks like the key

is officially missing.

What do we do?

I was hoping

it wouldn't have to

come to this,

but we're going to have to

go through the side door.

I always leave it unlocked

just in case.

Are you serious?!

[ Both scream ]

[ Gurgling, rumbling continues ]All right.

Hang in there,

little buddy.

Daddy's gonna handle it.

Oh, gosh!

It moved!

Muh!

I'll get it off.

I ain't afraid

of no spiders.

Spider!

Ah!

Huh?

[ Both screaming ]

[ Screaming continues ]

Shing.

Shing.

Shing.

Shing.

Ow! Ah.

Plenty sharp.

Whip!

[ Chattering ]Hmm?

Ha! Ha!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Grunting ]



[ Continues grunting ]

[ Laughing ]

Whoo!



[ Continues laughing ]



[ Continues laughing ]

Ahhh.

It's a beautiful day, Mom.

You hungry, bud?

Ugh, I can't believe

I left my keys at the stump.

Oh, the grumbles are getting

closer together.

-Hello?

-[ Gasps ] Oh, my gosh.

Jessica, let me in.Bernard is studying,

and he told me

not to answer the door

because of strangers.

I'm not a stranger.

I'm your brother!

I don't know that!

You could be wearing a mask.

Or you could be a ghost.

Or the scary guy

from the mattress commercial.

I have to check

your credentials.

[ Growls ]

Just tell her

what you need to do.

No.

We are a family.

We do not talk about

that kind of stuff.

I'm waiting, stranger!

[ Snorts ]Um, okay.

Y-Your birthday

is May 3rd.

Um, you -- you love

your small uncle doll.

Uh, you -- you can't blow

your nose on your own.

You -- you can't drink juice

before bed, or else you'll

Hey! Stop telling

my dirty business

in front of your friend.

I'll open the door.

[ Door handle wiggling ]Which way does it

Do -- Do I turn it

left or right?

Okay. Which way is right?

It's not turning.[ Groaning ]

Oh, that's the handle.

I don't have time

for this!

Just tell me what to do,

Craig! I'll do it.

There's one more place I can go,

but it's weird.

Ugh.

Let's move.

[ Doorknob continues wiggling ]

Got it.

He was a ghost!

Ah

birdseed aplenty.

Ugh, but there's

a squirrel shield --

AKA a girl shield.

Ugh, we're going to have

to be delicate with this one.

[ Mortimer chirps ]

Huh? Ah!

[ Grunting, whimpering ]



Whew.

All right,

if we pull this off right,

no one will even know

we were here.

This is a raid!

Go, go, go!

Grab as much

as you can!

Man: Oh, no.

Did you hear that, Gerald?

I think

that squirrel is back.

Ah!

Um, good afternoon,

boys.

Kelsey's not home

because she's

at the creekwith you.

You got to

tell him, Craig.Oh, my gosh.

What happened to my daughter?

What happened to Kelsey?

Uh, you might not want to

shake him like that, Mr. Pokoly.

I -- I -- I

Spit it out, Craig!

I -- IYou're not in trouble!

Just tell me what happened

to Kelsey!

I have to poop!

[ Farts ]

You mean you just --

Do you have any idea

the thoughts that were

Just use

the downstairs bathroom.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

[ Door opens, closes ]It's not an emergency,

but I could also

totally use the bathroom

if that's cool.Bushes.

Kelsey:

And with her last ounce

of strength,

she pulled her sword

from a pile of Orc ashes

and turned to journey home

to her wolf friends

and the warm hug

waiting for her,

but as she walked

into the elven sunset,

something stirred behind her.

Though Robyn was keen of sight,

she did not see the Orc hand

awakening in the ashes,

twitching,

grasping for vengeance.

End of book one.

Ah, finished.

[ Smacking lips ]

JP:

Wow, Craig, I don't know if

it's this light that you're in

or that huge poop

you just took,

but you are glowing,

buddy.

Guys!

Guys, you're back!

So, Craig,

how do you feel?

Amazing.

Like a new boy.

Also,

your dad says hi,

and he treasures

every day with you?

Huh?

So, what did you do

while I was --

while I was pooping?

Oh, let's see

if you can guess.

Oh, you tried on a bunch

of different hats

and pretended to be

a hat model?

Oh, wait. Did you -- Did you

go swimming in the creek

and get a leech

on your foot?

Oh, I know!

Uh, you took some time to do

some personal writing.

Then you went outside

to sharpen your sword.

Wow, JP,

you -- you got it.

But then you got distracted

by a squirrel

Uh-huh.

and chased the leaves

it was dropping

from the treesI did that, too.

and ended up

at the meadow

I don't understand how

you know all this.

and ran through

the grass

Yeah.

and tumbled down

a hill

Yep.

and embraced

the serenity of nature.

I mean, that's

pretty much exact.

Then you went to

steal some seeds

from that one guy's

backyard,

but you nearly got sprayed

by his sprinkler.

-Whoa.

-And you narrowly escaped.

You're blowing my mind,

buddy.

When it's time to go to bed

I know

I don't have to feel alone

'Cause I'll see you tomorrow