03x13 - Episode 13

[bunniefuu]

[claps of thunder]

[menacing music]

- Why the hell did you take the piano?

-It has never let me down. It will come in handy.

-The kingdom of murky types.

-This one has kind eyes. Like.

-Eh!

[alert music]

[mysterious music]

- Looks like they have some kind of thing
with these shrimp.

Horrible bullshit.

[in English]
-And here our IT sector has caught up.

-Barosh, I have some guy
there's a buzzing sound in my ear.

-Put down the bread slicer
This is a translator, and you are an IT specialist.

[sniffs]

- Yummy.

-And this is the same daredevil.

A kind of Martin Eden, a savage.
I told you about him.

-It's better to smell it once
than listen a hundred times.

-I can’t wait to meet you
with your development.

-Ain moment.
Now my specialists will set everything up.

[snaps fingers]

So, gentlemen, let's put down our glasses
with all sorts of bullshit.

I'm ready to introduce you to a woman
which can.

-Greetings, dear men.

- Hello, Lyudmila.
Glad to finally meet you.

What are your plans for the future?
-What's the difference?

As you order, so it will be.

- A worthy answer.

-Barosh, she’s too fluffy.

Like after "sam" on valerian.
-Normal.

-I will not allow Lyudmila to be castrated.

She must not be deprived of her free will!

She will turn into a flat doll.
She will lose her individuality!

-Grandfather, I’m not sharing food with the punks.

You understand if I screw up,
our Hills will turn into pits.

Are you absorbing?

And Lyudka - she will bay,
like with those milfs.

-So this is the essence of her character.

Don't you understand? The point!

I sat over her for so long.
I put my soul into it!

-Vitalik, I heard everything.

I'll definitely be bawling.
-Here.

-So cut me completely.

I can't do it any other way.

Quiet me.

Make a submissive flat doll.

For the sake of my friends, I am ready to do anything.

-This is a woman!

-I'll do everything.

I just have a feeling, Baron.

This is a bad thing.

I won't go see this perversion.

Don't even ask.

-Lyudmila, voice your thoughts
for the development of women's society.

-A woman’s place is between her fist and the stove.

Just kidding.

Let's start with
that my main principle is to work.

Work and work again.

-And you trained her well.
-Well then.

Of course.

Years of training on real women.

[laughs ominously]

-Bom, bim-bom, bim-bom.

Bom, bim-bom, bim-bom, bim-bom!

Bom, bom, bom, bim-bom.
Bom, bim-bom, bim-bom!

Bom, bom, bom, bim-bom...

[continues humming]

-Who wanted to drink there?
[door knock]

-When will they let us out of here?

-The Baron will cough up things now and come back,
Then we will decide with you.

-Then, I'm afraid we'll be here for a long time.

[Belly]
-What is this?

-Yes, because David is like your Baron,
He eats in batches for breakfast.

Without chewing.

-Yeah, he's eating.

He's a reptilian.

David is a reptilian.
He turns into a lizard.

I saw it myself.
[moos abruptly]

-Hush, hush. Tolya, calm down, calm down.

Better sing your song.

-Ah! Bim-bom, bim-bom-bom...

This is Corky Buczek.

Bom-bim, bom-bom-bim...

-Enough!

I beg you, shut up!

[sings indistinctly]
Bom-beam, bom-bom-bom...

Ditch, what an infectious melody.

[together]
-Bom, bim-bom, bim-bom.

Bom-bom-bom, boom-bom.
Bom, bom, bom, bim-bom...

-Yulik! Hey!

Yulik!

Come on, have a drink.

-I don't want to.

My soul is already wet.

You know, I'm dreaming now...
[lightning strike]

-Yulik!

[hysterical]
-Why him and not me?

-I am the lord of... Ah-ah-ah!

I'm a terrible person.

I remembered everything.

-Women will find work
meaning and happiness.

And you get even more resources
to realize your ambitious plans.

-This is the IT product
done by our IT company.

-Mr David,
I connected to your island

and discovered
that there is wear on the camshafts.

One tenth of a micron.

But if you don't change the valve stem seals,

one day he will check the liners
on the crankshafts and your island will collapse.

And I would change the timing belts.

-Thank you, Lucy. I'll call you that.

-As you wish.

-Well, you made me happy, gentlemen.

I see you are smart IT people.

Ask for any bonuses for such work.

-Can we have a factory?
for the production of doshik?

-I don’t quite understand what doshik is,
but you can do anything.

-Ah... I understand correctly,

avatar concept allows you to choose
absolutely any appearance?

Can I have Luciano Pavarotti's avatar?
I want to sing it in bunches.

-Stylish.

I like this primate.

-Can I have a gold chain?

As thick as a finger. And...

[whispers]
Double the d*ck.

Oh, no, I want immortality.

I want to be a vampire. Can?

-Well, what about you?

What will you ask for?

-And I am the only one
what I would like, to be honest...

Get out of here quickly.

-He begins to suspect something.

They will soon become scared.

-Baron, something is bothering me.

-Calm down.

We are IT specialists.

They won’t be able to cope with Lyudka without us.

[loud]
She's with us and her boyfriend.

-Which of you are IT specialists? Clowns.

You are expendable.

A real specialist is already in our hands.

Lucy, show me the video from the secret room.

- I obey.

-Thank you, Lucy.

This man will provide us
Lucy's maintenance.

And we'll have fun with you.

-Well, let’s finally sniff it, gentlemen.

I invigorated the receptors so much.

-Let's start with Mr. Mustache.

-Men, I can play
on any instrument and I sing like a bird.

-Let's leave this for now.

[with a sigh]
-Guys, excuse me,

but the music must go on.

-Prepare the vessel.

-Why is it so cold?
Are we caught in some kind of cyclone?

-Yulik, get up. Hey, get up.

You'll catch a cold in your kidneys.

-That's what I need.

-Hey, where did everyone go? We're freezing here.

And we are the keepers of the seed.
We can't let the storage room get cold.

- So, the palms are no longer warm.

You need to get warm clothes.

[growls]

-You are my stubborn one!

If you could have done this from the very beginning,

Why the hell did we sit here for 24 hours?

-If they were imprisoned, it means they deserved it.

Now let's warm ourselves up and go back straight away.

-Yes.

-Yulik.

Hey Yulik. That's it, let's go.

-No.

A lowlife like me
doesn't deserve freedom.

I need to be isolated from society.

-So, no matter what you did there,
the past must be left in the past.

Let's go.

Let's go.

-Creatures! Scum!

Archilochs!

-Play something fun.

Let me tell you what will happen.

Not to brag, no.

I just want to prepare you.

This is how cooks beat meat before frying it,
to make it softer.

-Urine of a sick dog.

[the song “God, what a trifle” plays]

[Artist]
-I see the sky, there is silence in it...

-We introduced your friend
deep sea octopus venom.

You may have seen our baby
at the entrance.

His ink is causing
severe hallucinations and panic attacks.

-Mom, I won’t do this again.

I won't write anymore.

-The process has begun.

Right now his pineal gland
releases a crazy amount of adrenochrome.

[inhale noisily]

-...such a sky above your head.
[Rat scream]

- Obscurantists sawed off!

-You can't even imagine
How sweet freshly squeezed fear smells.

-No! No, I'm not going bald!

It's just bad water in the river.

-Hold on, Yurets! Don't give up!

-Took your hands away from my little Uvochka!

I'll k*ll you, Puzo!

-Throw out the trash from the house
And invite old friends.

[cough]
-Ugh!

He wet himself.

Get this weakling out of here.

-I didn’t even last five minutes.

-Calm down, friends, calm down.

Now

it's your turn.

[wind whistle]

-Dad, why is it so cold, huh?

And it's hard to breathe.

-We're just moving up.

I just came from the control room.

Someone is steering the island remotely.

-I can even guess who.

-So we have two options.

Or we'll freeze
or we will die from oxygen starvation.

-It's sad.

-Ah!
-Ha-ha-ha!

Finally we have a fighter.

The brave have a sense of fear

the most challenging.

-So what?

That's it? Your juice is rather weak.

It’s not for nothing that I’ve been snorting fly agarics all my life.

Yes, I am immune to hallucinogens.

Bummer, perverts.

-Well, I have foreseen,
that you will have to tinker.

Lucy, show me
what is happening on the island E8.

As you can see
your friends are a little cold.

This is understandable.

The weather in the stratosphere is not very good these days.

I didn't bother to figure it out
who is more dear to you.

Everyone will die.

-Nothing, we’ll break through.

We were in Moscow and didn’t get out of such a mess.

The cold won't scare us.

-And I didn’t plan to scare you only with the cold.

Lucy, I think the island has scored
the required height,

to hit Two Hills well.

Turn off the engines.

It won't be there in 10 minutes
no island, no city.

-Yes-ah.

The first fear is

the cleanest.

-It’s better to have a bird in your hands,

than a woman with a cart.

-Do you feel it?

It's like it's getting warmer.

Eh, dad?
-And indeed.

Listen, it seems to be getting warmer, right?

-Yes?
-It seems like it’s gone!

-That's how to say it.

We are falling.

-Hey, people!

That's who will save us!

His brain is capable of solving any situation.

-Leave this wreck alone.

He is not capable of anything.

He only wants to feel sorry for himself.

And he doesn't care how many people die.

-Poor children.

- Of course. Children.

Lucius, I know what to do. I'll save you.

Let's go there.

Here they are, my birds. Put me down.

-What the hell is going on here?

-This is new, improved
softfall model.

You can use it to get off the island.
without significant injury.

I decided that I needed to provide soft padding
every lucky one.

And young Anatolyevites volunteered to help me.

-We are now Yulikovites.

We sewed according to your patterns.

-Well, well, well! So.

Women and children will receive soft pads first.

And for the honorary lucky ones
I prepared golden soft pads.

The most important thing...
[roar]

- Yes.

You hand out soft pads,
I'll handle the notification.

-The most important thing...
-Shut up! We're all going to die now!

-Calm down! Calm down!
There are enough soft pads for everyone!

-Actually no.
-We didn’t have time to make a soft fall for everyone.

-Sorry.

-And imagine, they have
Instead of a minute of hugs, a minute of dancing.

They dance very strangely
to the music of Anatoly.

- They live happily.

[alert music]

-This is the island of Anatolia.

-And I’m the only one who thinks
that it's heading straight towards us?

-We must...

We need to do something. We must...

We need to save our friends. Girlfriends!
-Calm down!

Calm down!

Nobody will run away anywhere.

Look how big it is.

If we only have a few minutes left to live,

then let's enjoy them,
and not run around in soap and snot.

-Wait! Will I have time to give birth?

Because I think I'm giving birth.

Ah! Ah-ah-ah!

[crowd scream]

-Calm down! Follow the evacuation rules!

-Save yourself, fool!

-Where are your soft pads?

-Everything has been sorted out. But that's okay.

We need to support the lucky ones.

-Hurry up! Hurry up!

-A-ah-ah!

[playing Vivaldi - “Winter”,
from the series "Seasons"]

-Oops! What do we have here?
-What are you doing?

-Why does the old senile man need it?

I'm young!

I'll live longer!

Oops! Ah-ah-ah!

-He took my backpack.

There was a collection of pebbles.

-Kamushkov?
Don't worry, we'll collect new ones.

[A. Vivaldi - “Winter”,
from the series "Seasons"]

-What are you doing, creatures?

There are people there!

Stop it!

-Yes, come on, beg for mercy.

-Lyudmila,

dear, you rule all the islands, right?

-Of course. This is my job.

-Then stop it.

Please. Many people will die.

-Everything that is done is for the better.

After all, Mr. David wanted it that way.

-I can already see the walkers!

The earth is near! Ah-ah-ah!

-Where are the other soft pads?
-There are none left!

-Mary! Here!

Where have you been?
-I saved the baby. Where's dad?

-He's already jumped off.

I promised him that I would take care of you.
-Fine. Now.

-Put it on!

-Careful!
-Went!

-And yours?

-Jump! There's almost no time left.
-Okay, what about you?

-Believe me, if I’m gone,
the world will not lose anything.

-Peace, maybe nothing.

And I...

[dramatic music]

-Jump!

-Hold on tight, okay?

Close your eyes.

-Well, you’re not like that!

You... Well, you are for justice,
you are for life!

And these creatures, these monsters,
they are just manipulating you!

-Well, what can you do, this is my program.

-Let's push! Well done!

-You are strong!
-I can't do it anymore! Ah-ah-ah!

-You called me a little crook,
like mom.

The program can't do that.

[everyone] -A-ah-ah!
- Push!

[epic music]

-K...croco...

croco...

Crocofinch.
-Yes, yes, crocofinch.

-You are my dear Crocofinch!

What did these monsters do to you?

-Lyudmila, island!

-The "Truthbreaker" protocol has been activated.

The code word is "crocofinch".

Don't worry
they were just biorobots.

All doors are unlocked.

I lower the islands down.

-A-ah-ah!

[baby crying]

-It seems we are saved! I see trees.

- There are walkers there.

-A flask.

Here you go. Now.

We chik the umbilical cord - and you're done.
-No, no, no!

- Stay calm.

[baby crying]

Yes. Accept it.

-How beautiful she is.

-Baron, of course, I sang in front of them,
but he sang without a soul.

-I heard.

-And he played with one hand, with a fig in his pocket.

-I saw it.

Well done, Artist.

Oh!

[laughter]

I am now.

-Ha-ha-ha.

-Well, b*tch?
Did you want to smell my fear?

Smell this.

-Where is mom?
-Mother!

-Yulik!
-Julius! Our Savior!

-Yulik.

Dad!

-What a beauty.
-Thank you.

-Sorry, this is not lookism.

-Daughter...
-Mom. Oh... oh.

-Come on, whatever you are. I can go myself.

-Be quiet, grandfather. It's more epic.

-Sasha.

[lyrical music]

-Will you come with me?

-I will go with you anywhere.

-Look!

Here they are! Your "walkers".

Now you see that they simply lied to you.

Don't be afraid, come and get to know each other.

[Rat]
-This half-poker has appeared again.

-Yes, I almost forgot.

I also have a small announcement, friends.

If you would like to take a tour
and see who has been controlling us all this time,

look at the main freaks of the whole Earth,
You're welcome.

The island of these squids is parked over there.

You can stop by and say hello to them.

Don't worry, they are connected.

-And pissed. -Yura!
-Yes.

-Stop.

If I were you, I would go there too.

We found one room there,
you'll like it.

-Is this our daughter?

-Not ours, but mine.

-I have a doll for her.

Baby, this is for you.

Her name is Voodoo.

I bought it at a primate market.

When my daughter grows up,
she will be able to stick these needles,

training fine motor skills.
[laughs]

My 146th daughter.

And the first one I see so close.

-Lucius.

She's lovely.

[steps in silence]

-Gera.

Gera, it's me.

Wake up.

[lizard speaks English]
-Isle bi back.

-Ah!
-ABOUT!

Lenok, sorry, that’s so fast.

I've just been waiting for this for so long.

Wow!

Klyazma.

[Boy - "Fisherman's Fish"]