01x07 - Ulta Chor Kotwal Ko Dante

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What's the point of breaking the lock?

Ghuttan is not at home.

So what if he isn't home?

We can still find evidence.

Give me the stone.

Check here.

My training as a cop tells me,

you can't hide a b*llet under a pillow.

The key!
The key can be hidden.

My duty was to file a report.

You're making me work overtime, sir.

Fine.

The house is open.

The owner is missing.

Leaving empty-handed would be stupid.

Sir, so what should we take?

-Take the bed.
-Okay.

This cupboard looks solid. Take it.

-The clock.
-Sure.

-What else? Take this chair.
-Sure.

-And the fan.
-Sure.

And drop this air-conditioner to my house.

Please leave the air-conditioner.

It's the last memory of Teepu's mother.

Mr. Ghuttan, greetings!

I knew you would appear
if valuables were involved.

Please, come.

When I throw a kiss
You sway your hips

Your eyes seem to eat my heart out

Amavas.

-Amavas!
-What?

Please, apologize.

In Gadar,
an Indian Sunny Deol succumbed

to the Pakistanis for his love.

You can't apologize to a fellow Indian?

You're a fraud lover!

Kohli's the batsman
Bumrah's the bowler!

Let's all sing…

"Happy birthday Dollar!"

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday, dear Dollar

Happy birthday to you!

Kind sir…

I wanted to say…

I'm sorry.

Apologize to Dollar.

Dollar sir!

Sorry.

Very sorry.

Can we go?

Dollar hasn't forgiven you.

How does he forgive?

By nodding his head.

Why don't you give me the nod?

I can't count on a silly owl.

He called him a silly owl, again.

Bro, sh**t him.

Put Dollar down.
Put him down.

Try any stunts,
and you'll lose your owl!

Fly away, Dollar! Fly!

Shall I open his cage?

Pintu, are these your guys?

If they run,
I'll make a pulp out of you.

They won't go anywhere.

I have the keys to their bike.

You had the keys!

Now, I have them.

Bhugol, hurry up and get the bike.

I don't know how to ride.

Fine, hold this.

He'll bite me.

Have you ever heard
of an owl biting anyone?

Have you ever heard
of an owl's birthday party?

You!

You will ride the bike.

Sir, how did he know
that you used to be a driver?

Stop talking or I'll open the cage.

No! Dollar is my son.

I'm coming. I'll drop you.

-Tell them to drop their weapons.
-Drop it. Put the weapons down.

Put the weapon down.

No one will follow us.

THAT WASN'T NICE OF YOU MADAN

MADAN YOU'RE A TRAITOR

You're sitting here?

This is my seat.

Get off it.

ASI Mithilesh
has booked Dhadakpur's chief accused,

Ghuttan, for theft of the b*llet.

Go, cover the story.

Pardon.

There you go…

Mr. Ghuttan…

Yes?

Even the passionate pressman
is here to interview you.

At least now, tell the truth.

I've been telling you the truth.

I didn't steal the b*llet.

Mr. Ghuttan, tell us…

or you will be boycotted
from the village along with them.

You will banish me?

I help everyone so much.

There isn't a person in the village
whom I haven't lent money to.

If I recover that money, forget
the bike I can even purchase a train.

I lent to Banwari as well.

How much has he returned?

Only four rupees.

That's why you stole my bike.

What nonsense!

I haven't stolen it.

Then why were you missing
since the day of the theft?

Yes.

Sir, if the women turn
the other way, I'll tell you.

Why only the women?

You're discriminating.

Then don't blame me for obscenity.

Fine, I'll turn away. Okay?

Hey!
What indecency is this?

I had gone to get a minor surgery
for a pus boil on my bum.

It's been troubling me for a month.

I would squirm all day
because of the itch.

I couldn't even sit.

Mr. Banwari, didn't I stand
in the van the other day?

Tell them.

Then why were you hiding at home?

It hasn't healed.

I was hiding out of embarrassment.

Inspector, I still have my doubts.

Press it and check.

-What?
-Yes.

Press it and check.

There's no need.

It has happened to me as well.

I can feel his pain.

I have a picture of the boil.
Would you like to see it?

No way, I'm convinced already.

Pull up your pants and tie them now.

Sir, can I go?

I sympathize with you, Mr. Ghuttan.

But I will have to keep you
at the police station

until you are proven innocent, okay?

This is arm-twisting!

Papa hasn't done it.

Was it you then?

No.

But I have a video of the culprit.

Hey!

What are you doing?

This is not me.

Look at his torso.

I looked like this

when I got married to Teepu's mother.

Wait!

Teepu!

He's stealing it, Teepu.

Why didn't you show us the video before?

Bhugol stopped me.

After he becomes a star,

people might find the video of him
getting beaten and make it go viral.

If you would've given Bhugol the bike,

this day wouldn't have come.

In spite of being a teacher,

don't you know
that you shouldn't curb a child's dream?

-Now pay the price.
-Don't talk to me.

-I've been boycotted--
-Stop it!

Fight at home.

Let me focus.

-You focus.
-Enough!

I have a council meeting.

Your life is in my hands, as*h*le.

-How dare you slap me.
-Here's another one.

Mr. Banwari Jha…

I promise you,
your daughter will get married.

Inspector, can I make one more request?

When Bhugol returns…

lock him up and thrash him hard.

Is my Dollar okay?

He's good.

-Where's Dollar?
-What happened?

Nothing. Drop us ahead.

We'll manage from there.

Please, stop here.

Why have you covered it?

Your son was sleepy.

The sun was disturbing him.

That's why we…

-covered it.
-Covered it.

You're not such a bad fellow.

Give it.

Give it!

On one condition.

Swear on Dollar that you won't touch us.

I won't.

Swear.

I swear on Dollar.

Give it.

Take it.

-Bye!
-Bye!

Bye!

My son!

Dollar!

You must have heard…

there has been a theft in Dhadakpur.

Stop it!
What is the need to applaud?

Brother Goggle started it.

I was powdering the tobacco.

Please, continue.

The trophy has been canceled.

But I request you not to cancel
the clean water well.

Don't cancel it?

So that can get stolen as well?

Don't talk nonsense.

Be sensitive to their needs.

Muddy water is a real problem
for Dhadakpur.

-They need the well more than the trophy.
-Yes.

Sir, you are biased
towards female candidates.

If that's the case,
we'll get our wives to sit here.

-Why do you need us?
-That's a great idea!

Who will I get?

I'm a widower.

Dress as a woman then.

Right on!

-I disagree with her request.
-Me, too.

-Me, too.
-Me, too.

I will give a sieve from my funds…

to each family in Dhadakpur.

Sieve the sand out and drink the water.

-You--
-Chief.

Leave it be.

Listen…

Empty vessels make the most noise.

Hello, Nirmal Yadav?

A senior doctor from Delhi
is coming tomorrow.

She's very experienced.

She'll make you glow like a light bulb.

All heroines get their work done by her.

Shall I book your appointment?

Write.

Speech?

Resignation letter.

I'm stepping down from the post of chief.

What about the future of the village?

When I can't save the present,
what future are you talking about?

I got ahead of myself.

I'm stupid.

It's good that your father
drowned in the flood.

Seeing my incapability,
he would've had to jump into a gutter.

Papa is your inspiration, right?

Yes.

If Papa was in your place,

he'd never resign.

What's the point of this packing?

Since he was a kid,
I have been thrashing Bhugol.

But two slaps from the thief
and he passed out.

Video call!

It's a video call.

It's the in-laws.

I think they found out.

No promotion now.

You speak to them.

-Me? How?
-With your mouth.

Tell them what
your despicable son has done.

Mr. Banwari, why are you wearing a sari?

It's me, Malti. Greetings.

Mrs. Banwari,
what arrangements have you made?

Don't blame me--

He's asking about preparations,
not accusing you.

-Give me the phone.
-Hey, but I--

Hey, you changed your clothes so quickly?

It's me, Roshni.

Greetings, Father-in-law.

Why are you playing pass-the-phone?

Keep it in one place.
I want to show you something.

What is it?

Are they getting Kuber married
to someone else?

Don't talk nonsense.

How did that happen?

If you're happy, we're happy.

I'll make you happier.

Your file has moved to the senior officer.

I'll get him to sign
as soon as the wedding is over.

See you at the wedding.

See you, Principal sir.

He called me Principal sir.

Lucky girl!

Brother Sureela, blow the trumpet!

He's so happy.

The idiot would've fallen.

This clown is Roshni's groom?

He's covered in turmeric.

Otherwise, my brother-in-law
is very good-looking.

Leave some fuel.

We have to return to the village.

What?

I said, spare some fuel.
We have to ride back.

Who is he?

He's… Roshni's brother.

Distant relative.

Distant relatives shouldn't talk so much.
Got it?

Kuber… is the b*llet okay?

Okay? It's perfect!

Papa, can't we just keep it here?

What's the guarantee you'll show up
to the wedding then?

Wow!

I won't show up.

And I'll keep the b*llet as well.

What will you do?

Isn't he talking too much?

Actually…

His girlfriend is marrying someone else…
So he's mentally disturbed.

I apologize on his behalf. Please!

I would've set you right
if you weren't Rashmi's brother.

Roshni!

Her name is Roshni.

Damn you! She's my wife.

I can call her Rashmi or Roshni
or Rasheed, what do you care?

Hey, enough now, Kuber.

He's from the girl's side, he'll fleece
us during the wedding rituals.

Papa, something's wrong.

What do you mean?

b*llet makes a sound,
but isn't this a bit much?

So? So what?

The b*llet is also thrilled
with the wedding.

Fine then,
I'll take a ride to check…

Is it your wedding?

You can't even ride a bicycle decently.
And you want to ride a b*llet?

-You go.
-Okay.

Papa, but--

Durlabh, you're very stubborn.

You guys go ahead.

Just a minute.

Papa, I want to keep the bike overnight.

Will you sleep
or ride the b*llet at night?

I'll sleep.
But, on the b*llet.

I've been riding my friends' bikes
for 27 years.

For the first time, I've got my own.

I want to feel this moment. Deeply.

Alright. Feel it.

Durlabh, get two mattresses
from the local guesthouse.

Go.

Give it a push, Bhugol.

Sure, Brother-in-law.

Why do you get idiots along?

-Teepu! He's stealing it, Teepu.
-I'm coming.

Teepu! He's stealing it, Teepu.

Sir, scrolling won't help.

Got him!

Look carefully.

The trees are moving. Look.

Inspector, as per my knowledge,

if there's breeze, trees will move.

Just from one side?

Look.

Wow!

You should've enrolled
in the Reserve Bank of India.

You mean,
the Central Bureau of Investigation.

Yes, that's what I meant.

Where are you going?

I'll print the headline tomorrow,
"Tundpur Cop Smarter than Scotland Yard."

Keep it up.

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

My beloved is fleeing!

My beloved saw someone else
Now he's fleeing!

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Why does my beloved flee my arms?

Roshni, join us.

You've practiced so much.

Dance freely.

Here you go. Found it.

ROSHNI JHA

Roshni!

What--
Move back.

Roshni!

You are searching at the victim's house.

Is the law really blind?

What's the problem, Inspector?

Do you have another cupboard?

What are you looking for?

Did you have a dress
made with this fabric?

Yes, I did.

Mr. Banwari Jha.

Your son and daughter
both are involved in the theft.

-No!
-Look.

This was found at the crime scene.

Ask her what she was doing there.

I was sleeping on the terrace.

Really?

So your top walked to the crime scene,

got stuck in the barbed wire,

and then magically disappeared
from your cupboard?

Tell me honestly,
did you stitch a shirt with this fabric?

Yes. But not for me.

I gifted it to Nirmal for her birthday.

1 DAY TO ROSHNI'S WEDDING