01x09 - Atmanirbhar

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What the…

Just go on!

How could you let my Dollar fly off?

I didn't. Amavas did.

Is it? Where is he?

He flew off himself!

Really?

But you can't escape.

-Cut off his wings.
-Wings?

Hands.

Moron, you don't have
to cut off his fingers.

I forgot to carry the sword in a rush.

It'll take longer…

But it'll do the job.

Hey, that's cheating!

That's cheating, brother!

You promised you wouldn't touch me!

You swore on Dollar!

You swore, brother.

-You swore on Dollar!
-Stop.

-Stop.
-Stop.

-Bro…
-Yes?

Fine then. I won't hurt you.

Thank you.

But you stole
my most precious thing from me.

I'll do the same.

I've already given my phone to Pintu.

No, no. Hold on!

Pintu Bro!

Listen to me.

Please, Pintu Bro!

Let go of the bike!
It's my bike!

I won't let you do this!

You've been let off easy.

I can make you another bike.

But I can't give you
another pair of hands.

Amavas? Where have you been?

I've been to all the police stations
thinking you've been arrested.

Silly boy.

Everyone from a bike thief
to a truck thief is lined up here.

He won't even be able to sit on a bike.

How can he steal it?

He looked taller when I nabbed him.

I was on a ladder.

Step forward.

What is your name?

Sepoy Yadav.

What were you doing
on the night of 17th April?

Stealing.

-So where's the bike?
-Bike?

Sir, I stole a hand of the hand pump…
from Tolapur.

He's lying.

-A flogging--
-No.

Deendayal, his eyes are not fluttering.

Who stole the bike from Dhadakpur?

Whoever owns up now,

will be allowed two thefts
with no consequence.

We all consider
Mr. Kadak Singh as our guru.

We would never steal in his village.

He's right.

Brothers, tea break.

Drink your tea.

Listen--

Deendayal, flutter your lashes.

Sir, you're still suspecting me--

No, no, just do it.

Blow on the tea.

Don't take off the specs.

Now blow on the tea.

And flutter the lashes.

Blow on the teacup.

And now flutter.

Blow.

Now flutter.

Flutter!

I'm doing it but you can't see.

I saw what I had to, Deendayal.

I saw it.

You're wearing a sari after so long.

Going somewhere?

To Roshni's wedding.

I've boycotted them.

If my own daughter attends the wedding,

won't people question my judgment?

Then cancel the boycott.

How can I?

We all helped them get another bike.

Yet, they dented the village's honor.

I am to be blamed more than them.

Even I should be boycotted.

In fact, I should be ostracized
from the village like Amavas.

This would be one-sided justice.

In my childhood,
my civic textbook had a question.

Name five differences
between a city and a village.

I could think of only four.

I came to you for the fifth one.

Do you remember what you said?

In the city,
your pain is yours alone…

and so is your happiness.

In the village, your pain is felt by all…

and happiness is celebrated together.

-Where is Bhugol?
-He must be on his way.

Be careful.

It falls as soon as I leave it.

You'll have to hold it all night.

Who will give away my daughter? You?

Why are you getting so mad?

Speak to Mr. Keshavprasad.

Let's get them married
in the Tundpur court.

The court isn't run by my in-laws.

Who will give us a booking
in the court at this last minute?

Mr. Banwari, I'll help you.

It's ringing.

Hello, Jhulan?

This is Sureela.

Can you do me a favor?
Call the Tundpur court…

and figure out
a wedding booking immediately.

They won't refuse you.

Don't you work at the Collector's office?

What?

You're in the Contractor's office…
and not the Collector's office!

You've been messing with me…

He'd been lying to me.

Mr. Satish, tie it tightly.

Malti…

I feel like crying.

Don't cry in front of everyone.

Come inside.

Mr Banwari, I'll hold it. Go inside.

-Come.
-Everything's messed up.

I'll also start crying…

I had such dreams…

for my daughter.

It's all shattered now.

Listen up, Banwari!

Your boycott is over and so is mine.

Let's start the wedding celebrations
as everything's fine!

Let's start the wedding celebrations
as everything's fine!

Pushpalata…

Now, just dress up for the wedding.

Leave the rest to me.

You've saved us!

Careful, the cylinder is heavy.

Teepu! Stop being distracted
and hold this!

Panditji!

-Panditji!
-Yes. Just a minute.

Pull this a little tighter!

Check if all
the wedding materials are here.

I'm on it.

-Madan, hurry. Get the material unloaded.
-Yes.

-The wedding's today!
-Yes, yes.

There should be flowers
in every corner of the house.

Please, put the sweets in the kitchen.

I've organized the gas cylinder.
Please check the connection.

Roshni…

Nirmal, I considered you my best friend.

I'm sorry.

Roshni, we can't get through to Bhugol.

You try. And get dressed.
What are you doing?

Everyone takes a bike as dowry.

Your brother did as well.

Then why is this boy so bad?

No brains nor brawn.

He was looking like a clown
dipped in turmeric.

You can lie to me

but don't ever lie to yourself.

I'm telling you the truth.
I did it for her, not me.

Then go and tell her the truth.

I've already embarrassed her before.
I can't do it again.

Listen…

When you make a mistake and get caught,
you are called a fraud.

But make a mistake and accept it,

and you'll be called a hero!

It's the cops.

One, two, three, four…

FIR for Dhadakpur.

I was confident…

you're a thief cloaked in a cop's uniform.

For you!

Let me have a taste.

Sent shivers down my spine.

Where's it from?

Forget the bottle.

Where did you get these sunglasses from?

The BDO had come once.

He forgot his sunglasses behind.

I didn't remind him.

Let me try them.

It won't suit your face.

He's right, sir.

It won't look good on you.

It's scratched.

Scratched?

Where?

The left lens is scratched.

It isn't.

You can't see it.

You've had too many drinks, Inspector.
The glasses are fine.

They're scratched.

No, it's not--

Didn't I tell you they were scratched?
Why didn't you agree?

How dare you slap me?

Like you slapped Bhugol.

-Where's the b*llet?
-Which b*llet?

The one you stole
from Ghuttan's field, eight days ago.

-What proof do you have?
-I don't have proof.

I have a witness.

An eyewitness!

Why the stress?

You're a friend.
I won't say anything. Run!

Run!

-Sir…
-You're smart, Inspector.

But a fugitive could get shot.

It's called an encounter.

-Used the g*n as a curtain holder again?
-I've put bricks instead.

It's game over for Goggle Bro!

If I'll give you the name
of the mastermind

will you make me
a government witness?

What?

Name of the mastermind.

-Mastermind?
-Mastermind?

What kind of dance is this, Durlabh?

Everyone's happy
but no one's dancing like you.

Get lost!

-There was no need for presents.
-Of course, it was needed.

-Keep it there.
-Sure.

Kids!

Eat well.

Greetings.

Greetings!

ROSHNI WEDS KUBER

It's empty here.
It's available there.

-Where are the sweets?
-There.

The sweets are for the groom's friends.

I thought you would be busy.
You wouldn't make it today.

I was.

Had to attend Kulbhushan's
death ceremony in Tolapur.

I've kept him on hold.

A dead man can wait.

I had to come for you.

Party members can say anything
but I'll always stand by you.

-Thank you.
-There's no need for that.

Okay.

Yes?

Okay.

Is everything okay?

Yes, of course.

I'll be right back.

But…

Ms. Pushpalata, where are you going?
The wedding party is here.

I'll be right back.

Are you going to boycott us again?

Oh sh*t, the wedding party's here.

Call Bhugol. He'll help
his brother-in-law off the carriage.

Bhugol is…
He's decorating the bike.

Teepu, help your brother-in-law
off the carriage.

Why? He's my brother.

I'll help him down.

He's my brother.

-Put your leg on my shoulder.
-What are you doing?

What are you doing, Brother?
I'll fall.

Brother!

You called me brother! That's a first.

I'll get you down.

It's not your job.
The brother-in-law is supposed to do this.

Bhugol's here.

Bhugol…

Hurry up!

Help your brother-in-law down.

Wait, excuse me…

Where's the b*llet?

Bhugol…

Where's the b*llet?

What's this?

Stop the music!

I prefer you cry today,
than cry for the rest of your life.

That's why I didn't get the bike.

Roshni…

You can get a much better match
than that nincompoop.

Just say the word…

I'll find someone for you.

Do you still love me, Amavas?

That's not why…

It was just a crush, we were kids.

And it is a forever kind of love now.

The network hadn't dropped that day.

I'll check on the wedding party.

No one will help me down.

I won't get married.

No!

Not a problem. I'll marry Roshni.

I only want Roshni. Not a bike.

I'll marry her.

I'll marry her.

I'll marry her.

Papa, help me get on the carriage.

Durlabh, what rubbish are you saying?

Shut up!

I'm very stubborn.

Get Roshni, Father-in-law.

Be happy.

Mother-in-law.

I'll marry her.

-Roshni!
-Hey!

Roshni!

It doesn't work like that…

I'll marry her. I'm a good person.

Kuber, we've spent a lot of money.

Get married.

You've spent money. You get married then.

-Hey!
-I won't.

-Brother-in-law.
-No, never!

Mr. Banwari, we've both spent
a lot on the wedding.

Canceling the wedding
will mean a big loss to us both.

Let's come to an understanding
and let Durlabh marry Roshni.

What are you saying?

Are we selling skirts?

If one customer leaves,
we'll sell to another.

Fine.

Wedding party, about turn!

-Let's go. Come on.
-Mr. Keshavprasad!

-Mr. Keshavprasad!
-No one leaves!

Roshni will marry the boy
she was meant to.

And about the bike…

consider it a gift from my side.

Wow! That's amazing, chief!

-Sir!
-No, no!

It's here.

It's here.

Roshni's dowry is here.
The b*llet is here!

You barely announced
and the bike's here already!

It's here!

Had you asked me nicely,

I would've withdrawn
my candidacy happily.

Why devise such a complex ploy?



Sir…

Cheers.

The trophy was fine.

Now, she's running for elections as well.

You can go back to work
on your sugarcane field.

If the disciple does better
than the master, it hurts, Kamlesh.

Chief…

There's no politician as cunning as you.

Find a way…

where the trophy
and ticket both are canceled.

I'll need your help.

-Who are you?
-Move back!

-We're here to search the house.
-Look there.

-Check there. Come on
-No one's home.

-That's fine.
-Check all the rooms!

I'll call the chief.

-Hey!
-Check the roof as well.

Keep his phone.

What will you find here?

-I'll go upstairs.
-Yes, go upstairs.

Look there.

-Shall I take the connection from there?
-No, the well has dried up.

There was enough water last week.

I drank it up. Do as you're told.

Chief, Kamlesh is waiting for you
at the police station.

Chief…

you can steal my ticket…
but not my ambition.

Mr. Jha…

carry on.

Inspector, you turned out
like the famous Anand Bakshi.

You mean, the famous sleuth,
Byomkesh Bakshi.

Start the music!

Mr. Banwari, if the bike had been stolen,

which b*llet did Bhugol show me?

That…

Roshni's here. Come, child.

I love Roshni a lot.

So do I.

Of course. You're her brother.

I'm sad that you will become a hero

and you'll leave me.

Why are you upset?

I may become the biggest hero…

but in my dad's eyes,
I'll always remain a dud.

She's shy.

Roshni, put the garland on.

Why are you standing there?

Put it on.

Come on.

It's getting late.

Even the flowers are withering.
Put it on.

I can't do it, Papa.

I can't spend my whole
life with this nincompoop.

But, dear…

Roshni, are you out of your mind?

If I were, I'd have thrown you
instead of the garland.

You're the most selfish person.

Bike, bike, bike!

You've created chaos in my family's life.

Every person in the village
is hustling for the bike

so that Roshni can get married.

I don't want to get married!

Get married to the bike, you greedy man.

And produce a couple of baby bikes.

Roshni, talk respectfully…

You're educated.

You have a good job,
you stay in the city.

You'll get a bike somehow.

But I won't get my life back.

So goodbye, boss.

Hello, excuse me!

I earn 90,000 a month.

Four zeros after the nine.
Got it?

I'll take you to restaurants
and malls for shopping.

We'll watch movies.
And go on dates.

If I asked for a bike in exchange,
you call me greedy?

Wow!

And you're calling me selfish?

What are you then?

What are you, boss?

Nobody!

Why did you want to be Mrs. Kuber Prasad?

To use me to move to the city, right?

You want to move forward.

But you can't do it on your own,
so you used me.

You're using me, madam. I'm not.

Not an ounce of talent
and you take advantage of your beauty.

If not me, someone else will do.

But the truth is
you're absolutely worthless.

Hey!

Is anyone going to shut Kuber up
or do I have the honor?

-Hey, mister--
-Shut up!

Enough, Kuber.

Papa…

I challenge you.

In one year,
I'll go to the city on my own merit.

I'll shop in a mall with my own money

and watch a movie in a cinema.

I'll be self-sufficient.

And if I can't,
I'll remain a spinster.

I declare this on video.

If the b*llet wasn't stolen,

I would never realize how wrong I was.

You didn't just show the way to the thief,
you've done it for me as well.

We didn't get the trophy
for being crime-free.

But according to the saying…

"Whatever happens,
happens for the best."

In reality,
we were never crime-free.

Since 24 years,

we've been fostering the crime of dowry.

But now, there will be
no more taking or giving of dowry.

We will all take an oath
to that effect right here.

Let's at least continue taking dowry.

I've invested a lot in my son.

I won't take the oath.

-Neither will I.
-Nor will I.

-Neither will I.
-Nor will I.

I haven't fired this b*llet
in support of Pushpalata

but in respect for her.

Which she has rightfully earned.

Repeat after me…

We, the people of Dhadakpur…

We, the people of Dhadakpur…

pledge…

pledge…

from today, from this very moment…

from today, from this very moment…

-that we will never give…
-that we will never give…

-or take dowry.
-or take dowry.

But who will keep the b*llet?

Everyone has contributed to buy it.

-Absolutely.
-He's right.

He's right.

You had until 5:00 p.m.
It's 5.15 p.m. now.

Drop it to Ghanshyam
at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow.

I'll also drop it at 5:15 p.m.

You're a good man, Teepu.

Good or very good.

Where did you get
the money for the treatment?

Madho, this is a new tractor.
Why isn't it working?

Someone's taken out all the tires!

Taken out the tires.

Teepu!

"And services
as they are globally competitive."

Good evening.

I told you not to disturb me
when I'm studying. Go away.

How many hours will you have to study?

Nirmal said, at least eight hours.

You're smart.

You'll manage in six hours.

Give me the remaining two.

Fine… just one.

-Half…
-Go!

Roshni, dinner's ready.

I'm going. You leave.

Amavas…

you're suffering from kleptomania.

You're not a thief.

You have a condition.

I'm not a thief.

I have a condition.

Potatoes, again?

We bought two quintals
of potatoes for the wedding.

Finish it!

Bhugol!

Bhugol, you've gone viral.

He was fine.
How did he contract a viral?

Someone released
your gender-bender video.

My heart sings, cover the distance
Come into my life, my existence

I'll brighten up your world!

I've gone viral!

-Papa, I've gone viral!
-Really?

-Let's see.
-Mummy, I--

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

I've gone viral!

OH, CONCRETE ROAD,
YOU'VE FINALLY REACHED THE VILLAGE,

WHEN EVERYONE HAS MIGRATED TO THE CITY.

THE ROAD SMILED AND SAID,
HOW NAIVE YOU ARE, MY FRIEND,

THE STONES, WOOD,
AND CHALK ARE STILL LEFT