01x08 - Life Is Precious

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Good evening, everyone.

It is time for our wildly popular lecture on the continent of Midgard.

I, Solin of Kapra Service, will be your lecturer.

Wildly popular? Where?

Ahem.

Tonight, let us discuss the Woods of the Lost.

Oh, oh, oh! Why is it called

Woods of the Lost?

That is because anyone who enters these woods

can never find his way out again.

Just as its name states? How boring.

Anyhow, it is said that once a person gets lost in these woods,

he can never get out again.

That is because they say

the Rule of the Left Hand is useless in this situation.

Oh, oh, oh! Question!

--Isn't it better to use the right hand?

--The Rule of the Left Hand is that in any maze,

--What? Hey! What are you going to do?

--if you walk with your left hand touching the wall,

--From the looks of everything

--you'll eventually reach the exit.

--What is it that we can do?

I don't understand at all!

Did you hear me?

Poo! You ignored me.

If you use a fly's wings,

you'll eventually get out near the exit, anyway.

So please enjoy wandering around the Woods of the Lost.

Sograt Desert

We are the stars

We dash across the skies

You are my star

A priceless love

El Dorado, rising up above the dust clouds

We are journey to the stars

The dream I saw before I awoke

Will surely come true, so never forget it

Searching for a sliver in time passing by

Where I belong, those days are over now

Silhouettes outlining the shapes of clouds

Farther and farther

I want to keep looking for the promised land I saw in my dreams

We are the stars

Like a shining arrow

You are my star

Unfailing strength

The panorama that spreads before us, beyond the darkness

We are journey to the stars

Come, come, guys.

Pick up your feet.

Beyond these woods is Sograt Desert.

I have a feeling that we passed this way before.

You're right.

We passed here once no, several times.

What?! Have we been going in circles, then?!

Right! Round and round and round and round

No way!

No, it's a fact.

Oh, no! I've been walking all morning.

Yuufa

So please pull me.

Huh?!

Do your best.

Yay! Comfy, comfy.

Say, Roan, when will we get to Sograt Desert?

When we get out of these woods, I guess.

Can we get out?

Well We just have to.

How?

If I knew that there'd be no problem. Arghh!

Can't go on

Roan, pull yourself together! Heal!

Yay! Comfy, comfy!

Heal!

Yay! Comfy.

Heal!

Yay! Comfy!

Heal!

Heal!

Roan! Fight!

Well, I'll be

These things do happen, don't they?

Who would've guessed that we'd be lost in the Woods of the Lost?

What the heck? What the heck?

What the heck?

For all your big talk, we still got lost!

Come, I'll be your guide.

Just leave it to me.

But the Woods of the Lost are dangerous.

Wouldn't it be better to go the long way?

Right. We should avoid whatever dangers we can.

You don't need to worry.

To me, these woods are like my backyard. My backyard.

We can't get lost!

Okay, let's go.

Follow me, guys.

Hurry, come on!

If she hadn't egged us on, we wouldn't be in this mess.

Judia-san meant no harm.

What's done is done.

Let's work together to think of a way

to get out of these woods as soon as possible.

But once you get lost in the Woods of the Lost,

you're doomed to wander in here forever!

Those two

When did they become friends?

I thought we could find our way out

I'm tired. My legs are stiff.

Roan, massage my legs!

Are you crazy? I'm the one who needs a massage

Please, Roan!

Okay, already. Keep qui-

Agh! Roan, don't fall asleep!

Massage my legs! Massage, massage.

You've just got to massage them!

Honestly, your fear of bugs is such a pain, Iruga.

Honestly, without me around, you wouldn't be able to do anything.

You can sleep, too, Iruga.

I'll keep watch until morning.

She'd better.

Hey Iruga, it was fate, wasn't it?

The day that we met in the Woods of the Lost

And how we're traveling together like this

Yes-s-s!!

Oh, well. We'll have to come back tomorrow.

Falco, come down!

Back then, Falco and I would come every day to the Woods of the Lost

and hunt all day.

But my skills as a hunter just didn't improve.

Yes, it was on such a day

I'm sure I set the trap around here

He wants my catch!

Good! He's here!

Falco, go! Whoops.

"Regret"

Doesn't mean anything.

It just fell out

Come on, Falco!

Good! Attack once more!

Falco!

Falco!

Falco, are you hurt? Where is it?

Show it to me!

Falco's wound was worse than I expected.

My selfishness had caused Falco's injury.

When I realized that, I finally knew the meaning behind the card.

Overconfidence breeds regret.

You realize how much you cherish something only when you lose it.

"Fool." That was me.

Falco, hang on. What'll I do?

Who could have imagined?

No, it's not my fault!

That card's to blame for everything!

Who are you?!

What do you want, anyway?!

H-Hey!

Those who don't cherish life are unfortunate.

Huh?

Aagh! What're you doing?!

I set that trap!

We are not the ones who control the woods.

We are given life by the woods.

You're a poor hunter if you don't know that.

Quit insulting people, will you?!

Who do you think you are, anyway?!

Just remember this!

If I see you again, you'll be sorry!!

You really will be sorry.

Afterwards like always, you know what to do.

Be counting on you!

Now that Iruga's gone scouting, it'll be all right.

We're practically out of these woods already.

It's tiring to stand guard all night, after all. Huh?

Huh? You all look sleepy, too.

How come?

Ah-ha. Were you listening when I was talking to myself?

I really have to watch out for you guys.

A girl can't even talk to herself without everybody listening.

You call that "talking to yourself"?

Please tell us the rest!

We've got to know! We've got to!

Please, please, please?

Oh, what the heck. But I'm just "talking to myself," okay?

Ahem. Yes. After that, some time passed

Falco's wing healed, and he could fly again

Drat. I've come here again.

Okay.

Go! Go on!

Good. You're all right, now.

Isn't that great, Falco?

Falco soared lazily in the sky.

But I

I didn't even know his name, but I wanted to see him.

I wanted to see him so much so much

We are not the ones who control the woods.

The woods give us life.

When would I ever see him again?

How I longed for him.

That's when it happened.

Heh, heh, heh, heh. Hey

Right!

What do you want?!

Girlie, let's be friends.

Don't underestimate me!

I'll mow you down!

Eee-haaa!

They were bandits who roamed the area.

Dammit!

Huh? She's awake? Heh, heh.

Scram, you guys.

Right.

Yo, girlie. Alone, at last, huh?

Hey, don't run from me.

Girlie, love at first sight does happen, don't it?

I fell hard! Honest!

From the moment I saw you!

So be my wife!

I pretty much did what

I wanted all this time.

I led my crude band around, doing nothing but wicked things.

And I'll probably keep on doing wicked things.

I'm a bandit, after all.

So be my wife! Cheers to us!

Hey, mister! Don't go planning my life for me!

Be your wife? I'd rather die!!

What's that-

That's what I should say! Mister!!

If I keep quiet, you keep making all the decisions for me!

Don't be ridiculous! You idiot!!

That's how you talk to your husband?!

Little b*tch!

Y-You're adorable

Huh?

I just gotta make you my wife, cheers!

W-Wait a minute!

You ain't getting no sleep tonight, Baby.

We'll make the earth move. Let's go!

Cut it out!

Make the earth move?!

Do it yourself, fool!

You got guts, girlie.

A bandit's wife has gotta be like that.

Shut up!

Heh, heh, heh.

I like you even more now.

I just gotta make you my wife.

It's settled! The wedding's tomorrow.

Okay? Okay?

--I'll k*ll myself!

--Huh?!

If I gotta marry you,

I'll k*ll myself!

I'll bite my belly button and die.

Hah?

If you refuse me,

I'll bite my belly button and die.

Hah?

999 women have refused me.

You'll be the 1,000th.

Not even I can go on living if I get rejected by 1,000.

That's why I'll bite my belly button and die!

Well?! Don't you feel like marrying me, now?!

You idiot! Who'd marry you?!

Go ahead and die!

Besides, you don't bite your belly button to die,

you bite your tongue!

Your tongue!

Not only are you ugly, you're stupid, too!

That's it!

Girlie, here's my ultimatum.

Be my wife, or be wolf food.

Choose. Which is it?

I'll be wolf food.

No hesitation?!

Fine! I'll throw you to the wolves, like you want.

It's over. Sweet dreams,

Miss Number 1,000. So long.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh!

Even the wolves are waiting happily for you!

Girlie, you really don't wanna marry me?

You heard me!

Who'd marry you?!

Oh, yeah? So long.

Eh, heh, heh, heh! Girlie!

This is your last chance!

Now's the time to beg for your life!

I'd never beg you for my life!

Take this, then!

Dammit!

Falco?!

Falco!

Dammit. I'm gonna

Chief!

What?!

Who're you?!

Stuck-up b*stard! Get 'im!!

Talk, you!!

Falco!

I love ya. Totally!

And that's how we met.

Ehh!

Sograt Desert is this way!

Wait for us, please!

Wait!

We did it! It's the desert!

Yay!

It's about time.

Fate.

Fate brought Iruga to me, after all.

Unable to even find a way to regain the strength we lost

Here we are, beneath this vast sky

The shining cradle of green

Is a merry-go-round that will never stop turning

Greater than any jewel in this world

It is a precious treasure

The endless journey leads to our tomorrow

This is Glaris.

To Takius, her teacher's word is absolute. However

Next time: "All For The Truth."

Until we meet again