01x02 - Ladies Pick Your Keys

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Ladies, draw your keys.

Okay. Bella.

-Thank you.
-You're welcome.

-Okay.
-Okay.

-Have fun, you two.
-Don't worry, Julie.

I'll bring him back to you in one piece.

Yes, please.

Julie?

-Come on.
-Okay.

Okay.

Anna, your turn.

Come on, Anna. Do it!

Draw.

Looks like you're coming with me,
Comrade Leo.

Yes!

Where is that damn taxi?

Why is he taking Holzbach Street?
Makes no sense.

And now he stopped. Great.
He stopped at a burger joint.

Imagine if I went for a burger
in the middle of work.

Paul, are you okay?

Yeah, of course I'm okay.

I mean, it's a really great idea…

that we're all screwing each other
just because Samu Meyer suggested it.

What could go wrong?

Hey, Paul.

It's me.

We don't have to do anything.

We don't?

But we have to play.

Yeah, we can play.

Scrabble.

And order pizza.

Okay.

Thank you.

You know, they're bringing back
all the stuff we used to listen to,

but on vinyl this time.

Really?

Yeah, it all comes back around, right?

When I saw you on that dock,
it was like going back in time.

And…

is that a good thing?

-Oh, God.
-What?

This song played on a loop
at our high school graduation party.

I would've loved to have been there.

Mama is dining with royalty tonight.

It drives like a dream.

Thank you.

Thank you, Valentin.

I thought we could
treat ourselves tonight.

I wish Leo would take me out like this.

Look at them.

The tiny people.

Like teeny tiny little ants.

Ants…

in the colony of capitalism.

You're a part of that colony, too.

Yeah, maybe I am.

But I'm still free
in the ways that matter.

Do you guys come here often?

What?

Can you see Bella trespassing
on a construction site with me?

Do you love Bella?

Oh, yes.

What does that feel like?

Intense.

Sometimes painful, but…

always wild.

I like wild.

Are you a giver or a taker?

I really like to give.

Wow.

So this is how a woman lives
when she marries a man

who has money instead of principles.

I have principles.

Do you? Tell me more.

I only drink my coffee
from pre-warmed porcelain cups.

The watches I wear
are exclusively family heirlooms.

And my bathtub gets polished every day,
even if I only take a shower.

Valentin, you're so funny.

I'm seeing a whole new side of you.

Yes, well, perhaps at this point
I should mention

that I'm speaking
from a position of social privilege.

I am white, male, wealthy,

and rather good-looking.

Extremely good-looking.

The whole package, so to speak.

We could spend
a little while unpacking that.

Would you like anything else?

Yes. Another bottle of champagne, please.

Send it up to the room, please.

There.

Okay, so this is your move
to drive men crazy?

Oh, wow.

Sorry, I haven't had
as much practice as you.

Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, back then, pretty much
every girl at school had a crush on you.

Really? Every girl at school?

Come on. They were all into you.

All of them?

Maybe.

Maybe I was into you, too.

-Ouch, my foot.
-sh*t.

Are you hurt?

I love these.

Valentin, this is like Cinderella.

Come on, be my prince tonight.

My prince.

You know how to seduce a lady.

Valentin.

Elevate your foot.

I'll go get some ice.

Just stay where you are.

Everything will be okay.

I hope the prince
won't neglect his royal duties.

And what are my…

royal duties?

Boom! 25!

Oh, no!

Did I just win again?

Yeah, you're just too good for me.

Can I tell you a secret?

Just swear you won't tell a soul.

I swear. Your secret is safe with me.

I've never lost at Scrabble.

I didn't know that you were such a nerd.

And a show-off, too.

Don't tell me you're a sore loser.

Beauty before age.

Isn't it "age before beauty"?

Yeah, no, yeah… Well, yeah. No, I mean…

I meant it the way I said it.

You think I'm beautiful?

Yes.

Yes, of course.

You're an incredibly beautiful woman.

I'm sorry.

I don't know…

I'm sorry. I…

No I didn't….

-Wait.
-I've got one here.

Anna?

We don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.

I'm sorry.

Don't be. Is everything okay?

You must think I'm totally stupid.

No, not at all.

Paul and I…

We've never slept with anyone else.

Seriously?

Oh, God. That's embarrassing.

No, it's not.

I think it's super romantic.

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, okay.
It's not something I would do, but…

You do realize that right now,
he's with someone…

No.

You know Paul.
He'd never really go through with it.

Party's over.

I know it can be hard
to find a place to take your clients.

-Dude, I'm not her client.
-Sure, and she's not a prost*tute.

Sex worker.

That's what I said.

Sorry, we wanted to have some fun.
We chose the wrong spot.

-Let's go.
-Nobody's going anywhere. IDs, please.

Dude, there wasn't a problem
until you two arrived!

Just calm down, pal.

Unauthorized access to private property,
also known as breaking and entering,

is a problem, according to the law.

-So is public lewdness.
-Stop right there!

It can't be public lewdness
if we're on private property.

So if this is public lewdness,
then we're not on private property.

I'm a free man!

Sabine?

No.

Let's go.

Are you sure we don't need
to go to the doctor?

My ankle will be fine, Valentin.

But my breasts…

Go ahead, touch them.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Go ahead and grab them.

No?

Like that.

Yeah.

SIENA

That could be important.

Just enjoy this.

-I think you should take that.
-And I think you should take me.

Hello?

Oh, God.

Tell me, did you ever go on that trip
that you had planned?

No, I got pregnant
right after high school.

Oh, wow. Okay.
So you traveled the world with a baby?

Isn't that what you wanted?

Do you want some more kimchi?
It's nearly gone.

Let's talk about your exciting DJ career.

Do you want some more dim sum?
It's nearly gone.

Give it here.

Thank you.

Siena?

I can't believe we just did that.

I can't believe…

that it felt so good.

Oh, God, it's Anna.

I can't answer it. You answer it.

I don't think that would be appropriate.

Hey, honey. What's up?

What's… What… What's up?

I'm not the most patient person,

and especially not after two bottles
of champagne and half a kilo of oysters.

Okay?

Sorry, who are you again?

My name is Leonardo Albert Pohlkamp!

I'm a German citizen and an innocent man!

I'm a victim of police brutality!

She's his wife.

Well, we're not married, but yes.

Okay, I can see here that your partner,
a.k.a. your oral lover,

was arrested for public lewdness.

Do you have a lawyer?

Madam!

Do you know who Christian Pratt is?

I've got this.

I'm sorry to have to disappoint you.

He is the best lawyer in the whole world.

And I will call him at once.

And he'll clear everything up.

Watch and be amazed.

Can you do that somewhere else, please?
I have work to do here.

You have a job. And I have a job.

And you have a job, too.

And your job is to type in
that my friend Leo

will be released,
so that he can do his job.

That's not how it works here.

Hey.

-Hey.
-There's your wife.

-Oh, God.
-Baby!

Hey.

-I'm so sorry.
-What's going on, baby?

I might be a teeny-weeny bit drunk.

Don't worry about it.

This has been…

an exciting night for all of us.

Wait…

Did you…

Did you two…

Oh, f*ck.

Okay.

You didn't waste any time, did you?

You wanted to play.

Didn't you guys…

-I didn't think you'd actually have sex.
-So what did you think, Anna?

I don't know.

-You can't get mad now.
-I know!

Anna, it's all good.

Okay. So it was good, yeah?

Hey, this is my wife.
You can't talk to her like that, okay?

And this is my wife!
You can't talk to her like that.

I'm gonna get you out, baby!

Can someone please explain
what the hell is going on?

As I understand it,
they were playing a sex game,

and the nerd over here
slept with the doll,

although he's actually with the pretty,
angry woman right here.

She, however, did not sleep
with the poor man's Ryan Gosling.

Everyone, this is a police station
and not some bad soap opera.

I can expl…

I can…

I…

Anna, can we talk?

I know you're upset,
but it really didn't mean anything.

Paul loves you more than anything.
You know that's true.

He would never have even looked
at another woman

if it hadn't been for this stupid game.

You are now free to go as well.

Are we?

It's a shame the game is over.

Nobody said that it was over yet.

-Am I under arrest?
-Oh, yes.

Let's go.

Mica.

I was worried. Where the hell were you?

-Oh, yeah. We were…
-We…

The car…

What your mom says.

The car was parked
in the driveway all night.

Yes, that's right.

I have to go to school now.

We can talk about this tonight.

Wanna shower and go again?

You're insatiable.

And you're moody because you didn't get
to sleep with your school friend.

I'm Anna.

And I get all nervous when I see you.

You're not jealous, are you?

I'm not stupid.

You like her.

Do you like her?

She's hot, sure.

Call me Anna.

I want some hot sex.

Hey!

It's okay, baby bear. We're home now.

-Did you miss us?
-You have to wait a little.

I want your dad for myself now.

Because I'd like to hear everything
about last night.

She hasn't been out since last night.
I'll take her for a quick walk.

Come on.

See you in a bit.

Watch out!

Suki, no! Suki!

I'm sorry, she's in heat. Sorry.

I didn't expect to see other people
in the park at this time.

-It's cool. It's not that bad.
-Sorry about your pants.

You always jog here with your dog, right?

I didn't recognize you, so overdressed.

You mean overdressed for walking the dog?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

It was a long night.

Yeah, a long story.
Too complicated for this hour.

But I thought I'd take her out now,
before I go get some sleep.

If you ever feel like enjoying
a nice evening out somewhere different,

I run a little bar.
Nice people, good drinks.

And in case there are any issues
because of this little mishap.

Sorry again.

-It's okay. Thank you.
-Okay. Have a good day.

Suki, come. That's enough. Stop it, now.

Missy. Come here.

Paul?

Are you awake?

Hey.

Coffee?

Yes.

Thanks.

So…

I'm sorry for freaking out
like that last night.

I suddenly…

got really jealous.

I don't know why.

You don't know why?

No, I said it myself.

There's no reason to get jealous
because of the game.

It's okay.

It was just a stupid idea.

And now we know that it's just not for us.

I've been thinking.

Now you've slept with someone else,
and I haven't.

You said you weren't angry.

I'm not angry.

I want to play again.

What?