Deep Ones, The (2020)

[bunniefuu]

[eerie music]

[suspenseful instrumental music]

[suspenseful instrumental music]

[ominous tempo music]

[airplane whooshing]

[faint upbeat radio music]

Well howdy there, folks.

You going to Solar Beach Colony?

Yes.

Free shuttle!

[upbeat music]
Where'd you two meet?

[Man] The airport.
[woman laughing]

- The bar in the airport.
- Ah.

[Driver] All right,
we're getting close, folks.

[woman laughing]

[Woman] What did you do?

You pressed your nose
against the glass?

Oh no, it was one-way glass,
I didn't know this and...

[woman laughing]
there she is on the other side

making fun of me
because my nose is...

- He was like pressed...
- Pressed...

- Up against the glass.
- Against the glass.

It was so cute, he
was checking me out.

He didn't know that
I could see him.

[ominous music]

Wow.

[Man] Where's the box?

[Woman] He said it was
gonna be on the door.

Surprise!

Mr. Marsh!

Not so formal, call me Russel.

[Woman] Hi.
[woman laughing]

And this is my
better half, Ingrid.

Hi, hello.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Oh, and this is my
lesser half, Petri.

Ah, fine Finnish name

and what a grip.

Oh, you too.

- Thank you.
- You've been to Finland?

In my youth.

Port of Helsingin
Satama, beautiful women.

Beautiful women.

[Petri] Ah.

Well, come on, let
me help you with these.

- Oh.
- Right this way.

- Thank you.
- Don't be shy.

- Right this way.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, yes.

Hello.

[door creaking]

Is that a view or what?

Wow.

[Petri] That's amazing!

[Russel] Uh-huh.
[woman laughing]

You must be thirsty
after your long trip.

Ingrid!

Yes, dear?

Fetch us some wine, please.

Wow.

[Russel] Let me give
you the cent tour.

[Petri] Mr. Marsh, do
you rent this place often?

[Russel] Once or twice a
year, and please call me Russel.

[ominous music]

[Russel laughing]

[Petri mumbling]
None of that.

None of that.

[Ingrid laughing]
[woman chuckling]

Thank you.

Just one is fine.

They say more than one glass
can harm the baby, so...

Actually, new
studies have shown

that even one glass
can be harmful.

Hmmm.

Do you have children?

I, well we were...

We recently had a miscarriage.

Oh.

Oh my God, I'm...

What do those supposed
experts know anyway, right?

Every woman's body is different.

You're going to make
a wonderful mother.

I can see it in your eyes.

You have really good energy.

Really good.

Both of you.

Yeah, yeah, good.

Good energy.

Ah, this...
[Petri coughing]

wine is marvelous.

Where is it from?

Oh, Russel makes it.

Really?

Well, the community and I do.

But don't worry, my stinky feet
didn't stomp on the grapes.

[woman laughing]

At this point,
I wouldn't mind.

Community, you say?

Well, the Solar
Beach Colony, yeah.

The neighbors around here,

we're part of a seaside commune.

We grow our own organic
vegetables, makes our own wine,

raise chickens.

You know, bee keeping for honey.

We even have our own bakery.

You name it, someone in
our kooky group is into it.

That's amazing.

A lot of people in Finland
are also going back

to this old world
way of doing things.

It's really refreshing

in today's age of
this technological...

Infection.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

It's as if we're
addicted to our phones

and our gadgets
and social media.

It's like a
transmittable disease.

Yeah.

[Petri chuckling]

How long have you
two been married?

Three years.

minutes ago.

Congratulations.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is sort of our
second honeymoon.

Very romantic.

Yes.

Ingrid,

I think we should
go, yes, and...

Leave these lovebirds alone.

Yes, thank you.

[Petri laughing]

[Ingrid] Thank you, dear.

[Russel] Yes.

Oh.

Okay.

I feel a bit
weird that you guys

are leaving your own house.

No, no, not at
all, not at all.

We did the rental because

we didn't want the house
sitting around empty.

But I make a few bucks, right?

Where do you guys go?

- If you don't mind me asking.
- Well, since the pregnancy

we've been living on
the boat, you know?

- Yeah.
- The waves

help to calm the little booger.

- Really?
- Yeah, calm the little baby.

Yeah, hey, mother happy.

The ocean is the
mother of us all.

I mean, it provides
everything we need.

Speaking of provides, Petri,
there's more wine underneath

- the kitchen cabinet.
- No.

Along with two sets of keys.

Oh, thank you, Russel.

[Ingrid] And if you
need anything, please,

- just call Russel's cellphone.
- Just call us.

That's right.

We'll be here in a jiffy.

Thank you.

- Okay.
- Two miles away.

- That's a strong handshake.
- And you're welcome on

- the boat any time.
- It was so nice to meet you.

Okay?

- I love boats.
- All right, have fun, kids.

- I love boats.
- See you around.

- Goodnight.
- Okay.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

[Petri and wife giggling]

[ominous music]
[woman mumbling]

That woman, it's terrible.

Well, she's probably homeless.

[Wife] I don't know.

It's okay.

She'll be okay.

Let's go back inside.

[eerie music]

[faint dog barking]

Wow, I thought they
would never leave.

[Petri huffing]

Oh.

Oh, baby.

Oh,

yeah.

[wife moaning]

[Petri moaning]

[wife huffing]

f*ck me.

[Petri groaning]

[Petri and wife moaning]

f*ck me.

[Petri and wife moaning]

Oh yeah.

[ominous music]

Oh yeah.

[Petri moaning]

[eerie music]

[wife moaning]

[waves whooshing]

[eerie music]

[Russel chanting]

Where's my baby?

Where's my baby?

Where's my baby?

[sinister music]

Petri.

He's dead.

No.

No!

[Petri] He's dead.

[group laughing]

[intense music]

[wife screaming]

[tentacle squelching]

[wife sighing]

[wife gasping]

Oh God.

[wife coughing]

[toilet flushing]

Gross.

[wife groaning]

Oh, God.

[intense music]

Jesus!

f*ck.

Petri?

Baby?

Petri.

Oh, f*ck.

Petri.

Oh, baby.

[eggs sizzling]

[Petri moaning]

Mmmm.

Morning run, butterfly.

- God morgon.
- Ingrid!

What is the secret
of these eggs?

Oh, it's clam juice.

Oh!

- Clam juice.
- Fresh clams!

[Ingrid] Oh, there we go.

I'm so sorry for showing up

- unannounced but...
- Good morning, sleepyhead.

We realized we didn't
stock up food for you two

and so Russel thought,
hey, let's go over,

- make them some breakfast!
- You have to try these eggs.

[Ingrid] Make
them feel at home.

- [intense music]
- [Petri] They are incredible!

Perfect!

Mmmm, Ingrid.

[Petri snorting]

The clam juice.

- You've got to try it!
- I'm not feeling well, ugh.

Russel thought we'd
come make you breakfast.

It's probably jet lag.

I'm making her

- a portion too.
- I'll go check on her.

- Yeah.
- I'll be right back.

- Okay.
- She'll feel good

if I make a little

breakfast for her.

[wife coughing]

[Wife] Oh, God.

[wife gagging]

Lexi, you okay?

Yeah.

It's just my stomach
is upset is all.

Can I get you anything?

Maybe.

He saw me naked.

What?

Yeah.

From the window.

Mr. Furley was out
there clamming.

Mr. Furley.

Oh.

And he saw your clam?

Ugh, oh!

[Petri laughing]

Knock it off, that's not funny.

I know.

It's not.

You know the position of the sun

and the window...

There is no way he saw anything.

Glare and all.

Bull, he saw everything.

Hmmm?

What time did they show up?

Around six, I think.

Ugh, great.

Early birds who like to pop in.

They wanted to know if we
wanted to go out on their boat.

Today?

I will tell them no.

We'll do it another day

- when you feel better.
- You know what, no,

I'm just gonna end up
sleeping it off all day.

You go, have a good time.

But you're sick.

Baby, it's just my stomach

combined with the flight is all.

Go.

You know how much
you like boats.

Go hang out with your
newfound weirdos.

[Petri chuckling]

Weirdos?

You noticed the mirror, huh?

[Lexi chuckling]

Uh, yeah.

Bow-chicka-bow-bow.

[Petri laughing]

You call me if
you need anything.

I will.

Over and out.

Finn.

I'm sorry it took so long.

After we lost him.

It just didn't feel
right to try, you know?

I know.

It feels right now.

Yes it does.

I love you.

[Petri smooching]

I love you.

[Lexi sighing]

Tummy, feel better.

[ominous music]

Yeah, this is Finley.

Is the doctor in?

[eerie music]

Gene.

Yeah, it's time to
make the house call.

At Russel's place

and she'll be sleeping.

[Petri] Beautiful day.

[Russel] Beautiful.

That's an interesting tattoo.

It's a symbol

that an old world is dying

and a new world is
about to be born.

The three prongs.

And old adage of
Templar meaning,

one can not retreat in battle

until you are faced with
numbers of three to one.

And the group mind expects

the last to be worst
than the first.

The group mind?

Mm-hmm.

[Ingrid] Who's thirsty?

We are.

Perfect timing.

Coming right up.

Ah.

A wonderful wine
in spritzer form.

Oh, thank you.

Lovely, lovely.

[Russel chuckling]

Oh.

[Petri chuckling]

Kippis.

That's what we say in Finland.

Kippis.

- Kippis.
- Kippis.

[men laughing]
I like that, I like that.

- Kippis.
- Yeah.

Ah.

She's something, isn't she?

Excuse me?

The boat.

Ah.

Yes, yes, it's very big.

[Russel] Big, small.

Very big.

I went around the
world in a sailboat once.

Really?

Yes.

When I first saw the light.

Cthulhu.

- Cthulhu?
- Yeah.

What, the light,
what does that mean?

You smoke?

Marijuana?

Marijuana.

Uh...

Sure.

We grow it ourselves.

The commune.

Yes.

Okay.

Very potent.

Okay.

Oh.

Well, I have to warn you.

I get a little
loopy when I smoke.

We don't mind
loopy, do we, dear?

No.

Okay.

[distant seagulls squawking]

[Petri coughing]

I told you.

This is strong.

Yes.

It'll help you focus
for your journey.

Journey?

Yes.

Is there...

What was the word you said
before, it was ca-ca-catoohoo?

Cthulhu.

See the light?
[ominous music]

Focus.

Focus.

Yes.

Look at the light.

Smaller and smaller,

until you see yourself
at the edge of the world.

[intense music]

Do not fear this awakened state.

Petri?

You see the light?

[intense music]

I see the light.

[Russel] Nothing
but the light.

Nothing but the light.

Get down on your knees.

[ominous music]

Reeves.

Close your eyes.

That's good boy.

That's good, now listen.

[eerie music]

[creature clicking]
That's good.

[tentacle squelching]

[man growling]

Let it in.

Perfect body,

perfect mind.

[Ingrid growling]

Open your heart.

[Petri gagging]

[Russel speaking
foreign language]

Yes.

[sinister music]

Yes.

No!

[people chanting]
[Ingrid yelling]

Let me die, let me die!

Let me die!

[intense music]

[Russel] Dagon, come!

[Ingrid screaming]

No!

No!

No!

[creature growling]

[Ingrid] Do you see the light?

No!

[intense music]

[Petri gagging]

Open your eyes.

What's in the way is the way.

Relax.

Relax.

Reeves, get him up.

That's it.

You all right?

[Petri moaning]

Did he speak to you?

[ominous music]

Yes.

Good.

Good, good!

Reeves, tell the others.

We are so happy for you, Petri!

It's a great honor for
the Old One to choose you.

You will remember none
of this when you awaken.

Just a feeling of
joy and gratitude

towards Ingrid and myself.

Do you understand?

Yes.

When you hear the
click of the lighter,

you'll be awake.

[lighter clicking]

[Petri coughing]

I told you that was strong sh*t.

[Russel laughing]

Here.

[Petri huffing]

[Russel laughing]

Oh!

You're thirsty.

Throat burns.

Real OG kush, as they say.

I don't think I've ever had
marijuana affect me like that.

I think I blacked out.

There's nothing in the
world like what we grow.

Does have the same end result.

[Russel] What's that?

I'm starving.

[Russel] Well let's eat.

Okay, I'll get the
clams, coming right up.

[Petri] I'll help.

No, no, no, your stay put.
[Petri coughing]

Ingrid and I will
get it together

and we'll bring it up to you.

You just sit back
and soak up the rays.

Good.

Good.

[Petri sighing]

[somber music]

[metal clattering]

[atmosphere rumbling]

[ominous music]

[Woman] The Deep One leads.

[Russel] It's all above.

[creature speaking
foreign language]

[woman knocking]

[foreboding music]

[door knocking]

[Lexi] Coming!

Hello.

You must be Alexandria.

Yes.

I am Dr. Gene Rayburn.

Heard weren't feeling well,
so Russel sent me over

to see if I could be
of any assistance.

Oh, you shouldn't
have come all that way.

Dear, it's no trouble at all.

I live just up the road.

Besides, Russel would
never forgive me

if I didn't make house
calls to all and everyone

in our little community.

Well, in that
case, please come in.

[Gene] Thank you.

Would you like some coffee?

[Gene gasping]

That would be wonderful.

[Gene slurping]

[Gene sighing]

Mmm, lovely.

Tell me what's ailing you.

Honestly, I really feel
like it's just jet lag.

Let me be the judge of that.

Ah.

Uh-huh.

One, two.

Your pulse is fantastic.

Good.

On any medications?

No.

Any family medical issues?

No, actually my...

My grandparent...

My grandparents are...

Breathe.

and .
[Gene exhaling]

My parents are the
pillar of health.

Mmm, impressive.

Yeah, we're lucky.

Breathe.

Okay, now say, aw.

Aw.

Aw.

[Alex] Aw.

[Gene moaning]

[Alex laughing]

Okay, very good.

Um...

Actually, about four months
ago I did have a miscarriage.

But my doctor back home said

that everything is in
great working order and...

How old are you?

.

That's how old I was
when I had my child.

- Really?
- Yes.

You are the perfect age.

My little girl is an
excellent specimen.

That's really comforting
because we want children so much.

Oh, of course you do.

A child completes a woman.

Motherhood just
brings us full circle.

I guess.

[Gene chuckling]

Wow, that's really relaxing.

What is that?

Vista valley point.

Acupressure.

Wonderful for anxiety.
[Alex sighing]

Yeah, I feel
like taking a nap.

Acupressure, huh?

As old as time.

Would you mind giving
me some samples?

Um...

Is that necessary?

Oh.

With your miscarriage,

I feel it's best not
to take any chances.

An ounce of prevention
is worth a pound of cure.

But, of course, if you're
uncomfortable, we don't have to...

No, no, no, I want...

I would like to.

[Gene] If you
would be so kind,

give me a little but of pittle.

[Alex chuckling]

You got it.

Thank you.

[Gene giggling]

Yes.

I'll be right back.

[ominous music]

[Gene growling]

Here you are.

Oh.

Fantastic.

[door creaking]

Is this the way?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Thank you so much.

I'm feeling better already.

I should have your test
results by this evening.

Great.

Oh, I'm having a little
get-together at my home.

I would really love it if you
and your husband would attend.

Oh.

I don't...

Come on.

Russel and Ingrid will be there.

Can I bring a friend?

Yes.

Sure.

Fun sort of date.

Russel will give you directions.

Thank you so much.
[ominous music]

Bye, thank you.

- Have you seen my Jasmine?
- Oh.

Oh no, let me see...

You're in danger.

They're watching all of us.

They took my Jasmine.

Oh.

I don't understand.

I see them.

I see them for what they are.

Lurking inside.

Chanting at night.

They need a woman.

Trust no one!

Leave here!

Leave here before they get you!

[eerie music]

There's one!

There!

Hi there.

I see you've met our Miss Zadok.

I don't know, she
seems really upset.

No, she's quite harmless.

She had a daughter just ran off

and then the bank
repoed her house

and just kinda set
her over the edge.

- Oh.
- So now she goes around

setting up those flier,

saying how everybody's
out to get her.

I guess stress
can do crazy things.

Oh yeah, it sure can.

I'm Constable Legrasse.

I am Solar's top cop.

- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.

Actually, I'm their only cop.

You see, crime is
pretty non-existent

around this beautiful
paradise, here.

I don't even wear a g*n.

Like Andy Griffith.

Oh, it's from "The
Andy Griffith Show."

Oh, oh, oh, television.

Yeah.

Yeah.
[Legrasse chuckling]

I don't own one.

Interesting.

Mm-hmm.

Well, I just want to stop by

and welcome you to
the neighborhood

and make sure everything
was all right.

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

Could you just check her
out, make sure she's okay?

Oh yeah, will do.

All right.

- Thanks so much.
- Goodnight, ma'am.

[Alex] Goodnight.

[ominous music]

[Zadok sniffling]

[somber music]

[Ingrid] That was fun.

- Here we go.
- That was really fun, yes.

[Russel] Here we are.

[Ingrid] You okay?

Thank you both so much.

I had a great time.

It was our pleasure.

Will you come to the party?

If my little butterfly
is feeling better.

I'm sure she'll be fine.

It's the third house
down on the right.

Eight o'clock.

Third house down on
the right, eight o'clock.

- Yep.
- Got it.

[Russel] We'll see
you there, buddy.

- Okay.
- Bye.

- Okay, bye.
- Chow.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

[Alex] And, baby,
how you doing?

I'm doing good.

[Alex and woman laughing]

I miss it, it's like
your answering machine.

[Woman] Ah, I know,
I've gotta change that.

[Alex laughing]

[Alex] Whatever.

[woman mumbling]

[Petri] Lucy, I'm home.

Ricky!

Waaaa.

Hi!

Deb!

[Deb] Hey.

Longtime no see.

Not since the wedding.

Mwuah.

Mwuah.

You look great.

Oh, well you're not
so shabby yourself.

[Alex] Hey, watch it!

- Oh, come on.
- You look great too.

- Hi.
- Oh, I see...

I have to stand up
here, you tall man.

Someone is feeling better.

Much...

[Alex moaning]

better, oh fishy.

Nice.

You were on a boat.

- [Alex laughing]
- [Petri] Mm-hmm.

Hi.

Oh, not drinking
Russel's wine I see.

No.

Deb brought the good
old-fashion, non-organic

- chemical infused kind.
- The best kind.

[Alex laughing]

[Alex] How was the boat?

Oh, it was such great fun.

Yeah?

Yeah, did those
weirdos adopt you yet?

[Alex laughing]

I see you told her about
our friendly innkeepers

and their mirror.

- [Alex laughing]
- [Den] Mm-hmm.

Of course.

Oh, did they tell you that

they sent over their doctor
friend to check me out?

Yes, yes.

How was that?

She was...
[Alex chuckling]

She was an
interesting character.

She invited us over to her

commune get-together
party tonight.

Oh, and the constable stopped
over to welcome us too.

Constable.

Yeah, the police man.

Solar's top cop.

Fighting crime without a g*n.

[Deb and Petri laughing]

Was he nice?

Yeah, he was fine.

He stopped that
crazy house watcher.

Oh, you gotta tell
him how the old doctor

made her pee in a cup.

Weird.

- You know what...
- They're good people.

They're just concerned is all.

[ominous music]
I think in today's world

that's pretty amazing.

What's so weird about it?

I'm kidding.

Baby.

Sure you were.

- Yeah, okay.
- Baby?

It's okay, I'm gonna
go take a shower.

I'll see you guys at the party.

You're coming, right?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

We're coming.

Oh boy.

I gotta meet these people now.

They really have
him on a hook, hey?

You know, I think
he just see Russel

as some sort of father figure,

you know, after he lost his dad.

And what about
the pregnant chick?

[Alex sighing]

He probably just
wants to f*ck her.

What?

Oh yeah.

You know some guys
are into that.

[Deb] No.

Oh my God, when I was showing,

he wanted it everywhere,
every minute.

On the floor, in the bathroom...

Okay, I got it.

- Bedroom floor.
- That's enough.

- In the den.
- Got it, okay, I miss you.

[Alex laughing]

I miss you too.

[ominous music]

[Alex and Deb chattering]

I check my nails...

[shower spraying]

[Petri singing in
foreign language]

What about the friend?

Wait till you go
through menopause,

then you'll see bloating.

We'll take care
of her if need be.

[Gene] Splendid.

We're going to a clam bake.

[Ingrid] Do you
have her results?

[Gene] Oh, and the best part,

she's ovulating.

Madness rides the star-wind.

Yes.

Claws and teeth

sharpened on century of corpses.

Dripping death

astride a bacchanal of bats

from night-dark ruins of
buried temples of Belia.

[Legrasse] Glorious!

[Finley] Glorious.
[Ingrid and Gene clicking]

[creature rattling]

[sinister music]

[faint vocalization song]

[foreboding music]

[Zadok mumbling]

[voices echoing]

[ominous music]

[creatures scratching]

[sinister music]

[Zadok screaming]

[creature hissing]

[creature roaring]
[Zadok screaming]

[suspenseful music]

[creature screeching]

[creature whooshing]

[cars creaking]

[creature growling]

[Zadok yelping]

[creature roaring]

Yes!

No!

I didn't tell anyone.

[eerie music]
Look away.

I did not see.

Merciful gods of earth, I
am falling into the sky.

You remember his
writings, don't you.

Such madness.

What do you want of me then?

Everything.

What have they
done to my Jasmine?

You brought her to us.

You gave her to him willingly.

No, I didn't take her away.

You knew.

You made your choice.

- [little girl laughing]
- What was that?

Listen.

[little girl laughing]

Oh God.

Bring her home.

He already has.

Beyond the bounds
of man and beast

and all eternity.

Don't you hear?

Listen.

[creature squealing]

He comes to you,

like in a bad dream.

[creature growling]

What was that?

[metal rumbling]

Stop it!

What is out there?

Open the door.

Don't be afraid.

Jasmine awaits.

That can't be.

Let her in.

Let her in.
[little girl laughing]

Look at the sacrificial lamb.

Lie!

They lie!

They took her to the sea!

Yes.

And she returns,

reborn, more radiant.

God, keep me from
the chasm of sleep.

Death is merciful,

for there is no
return there from

but with Him,

peace rests evermore.

That is not dead
which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons
even death may die.

[creature growling]

Stop it!
[car rumbling]

What is that?

Open the door.

[Girl] Mother?

[Zadok gasping]

Jasmine!

[Jasmine] Mother.

Jasmine!

[creature rattling]
[Zadok screaming]

No!

[sinister music]
[Zadok screaming]

Get off!

Take her home, Jasmine.

Take her home.

[Zadok screaming]

[Russel roaring]

[scream echoing]

[faint pleasant music]

[Petri knocking]

Alexandria.

You came.

Are you feeling better?

Yes, this is for you.

Thank you.

This is my husband, Obed.

Obed, that's an
interesting name.

Family name.

Pleasure is mine.

I can assure you.

[Obed sighing]

Such beautiful people.

Oh, thank you, this
is my husband, Petri.

- Petri?
- And our friend, Debbie.

It's a family
name from Finland.

Oh,

and what a fine
specimen you are.

My compliments, Alexandria.

Come, come.

Nice people, right?

Okay.

[Alex] Lovely dress.

[Gene] Thank you.

[Deb] Is that from Target?

Tarjay.

[pleasant instrumental music]

[Petri] Beautiful home.

Ah.

Come, children.

Meet the Solar Beach colony.

[Colony] Welcome Petri,
Alexandria and Debbie.

So happy you made it.

Please,

make yourselves at home.

Come, Petri.

I'll introduce you to our group.

Excuse me, ladies.

[pleasant instrumental music]

Hi.

Would you like some
of our homemade wine?

Eh, do you have tequila?

Straight?

Yeah, I'm gonna have the same.

Thank you, Ingrid.

Okay, good, I'll get it.

[people chattering]

[Legrasse] You're
in for a life check.

Oh, so wonderful.

Yes.

[boy speaking foreign language]

[woman speaking
foreign language]

Lovely.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

[man speaking foreign language]

[Woman Voiceover] I
have seen the universe

through his eyes.

And even the skies of spring

and flowers of summer
be poison to me.

Thou has come.

- Petri, welcome.
- Welcome.

[Man Voiceover] He's
such a wonderful man.

I know.

[Woman Voiceover]
Anything you want.

I'm here to serve you.

Welcome.

[Woman Voiceover]
We move as one.

[Man Voiceover] As one!

- As one.
- As one.

Hi.

[eerie music]

[whispers echoing]

Welcome, I am Hodges.

[man speaking foreign language]

Welcome.

- He's the one.
- Yes.

[man faintly speaking]

Are you monogamous?

[woman's voice echoing]

You're beautiful.

[Man Voiceover]
You are the chosen.

[Russel] We can never be but
mere vessels to the old ones.

The pleasure is mine.

[whispers echoing]

Hi.

I'm Bob Finely.

[Petri] I wish you well.

Good to meet you.

[eerie music]

Petri?

You've already met Obed.

- Very nice.
- This is his home.

Beautiful house.

Good.

[Russel Voiceover]
Do you all approve?

[Woman Voiceover] Oh yes.

No.

Yeah.

- How could they...
- Your test results came in.

Perfect bill of health.

Oh, what a relief.

- Yes.
- Thank you so much.

Do you often do
house calls, Doctor?

Yes.

To everyone in our community,

especially if they are
friends of Russel's.

Oh, well do you have
any rentals available?

You would have to talk to
our local realtor, Finely.

Yeah, I was just kidding.

Of course you were.

If you'll excuse me, I must
attend to our other guests.

Sure.

[quirky music]

That is one strange b*tch.

[Alex laughing]

I don't think she enjoys
your sarcasm either.

Obviously.

You know,

I think this whole
Solar Beach community

is a little
Stepford-like, right?

Well, Petri seems
to fit in real well.

You know, I always thought
of him as more of an introvert.

He is.

Well, not here.

Tell me about it.

Oh.

Your libations have arrived.

Finally.

Thank you so much,
Ingrid, thank you.

Mmmm.

That's strong.

Oh, is it too much?

- No.
- No.

It's great.

- Let it.
- Let's, yeah.

Thank you.

Tell me, Ing, how long
have you been with Russel?

Nine months today.

Nice, nice.

So you must be due any day now.

Oh yeah.

It's about to pop out.

I can tell.

Okay.

Okay, I'll be back.

Okay.

Try not to break your water.

- Quit.
- What?

- What?
- You're terrible.

Having fun?

You know, just a couple more
of these and I'll be fine.

Oh, she's a p*stol.

Finley, refills over here.

Absolutely.

[Alex] Thank you very much.

Appreciate that.

How are you doing, butterfly?

I'm fine.

What were you fellas
talking about?

Moving here.

What?

Yes.

Russel said that he could
possibly line up a job for me.

Are you married?

No, divorced.

Ah, children?

I have one.

So that was the best thing
out of that guy, huh?

Yes.

[Russel chuckling]

You really are lovely.

Yeah, well, thank you.

I...

I hope you're able to kinda
stay with us for awhile.

Oh, you know, I am gonna try.

I've got like some
other things, like...

I have to...

- Yeah?
- Something, I forgot.

I gotta work or something.

- Seriously?
- I have my kid, you know.

[Alex] This is crazy.

Petri, Petri?

Cuban time!

Ah.

Cuban time.

Come, come, come.

We will keep
talking about this.

- Petri.
- Come, Petri.

- I'll be right back.
- Come.

- Cuban time.
- Sure.

This way, come on.

No problem, it wasn't
important or anything.

Excuse me, here I
am with the refill.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Finley.

Oh, excuse me.

It's Cuban time.

[faint beat music]

How old do you
think that man is?

[Alex chuckling]

I just can't even believe
he said that right now.

- Something's going on.
- Said what?

- Something really weird...
- Ladies!

- Is going on.
- Ladies!

Such sights, such sights.

We have a wonderful fire show.

It's known to make women
fertile just at the sight of it.

Please, please.

- Come, come, come, come.
- Let's go.

[Gene] You too.

- Thank you.
- Strap yourselves in

and enjoy.

[exotic rhythmic music]

She's really good.

Thank you for making
me laugh right now.

God knows I need it.

I just love
hanging out with you.

I missed you.

I missed you too.

[Alex sighing]

What is that?

I like your mask.

[girl speaking foreign language]

Children can be such
a handful sometimes.

Excuse us, ladies.

Abgal, we best be going.

It's been quite a long
day for all of us.

Excuse us.

My baby likes you.

I know her father
will like you too.

Excuse me?

Father will like me too?

What kind of
language was that?

Like, I don't...

[exotic beat music]

That was quite the show!

[Russel chuckling]

Here.

Look at the light, Petri.

Petri, you see the light?

Look into the light.

Look into the light.
[ominous music]

There it is.

Beautiful, isn't it?

Beautiful.

Look at your wife.

[ominous music]

[men chanting foreign language]

[exotic beat music]

[men chanting foreign language]

[Alex] Let's grab
the life of the party

before he buys a house boat.

Oh, poor doctor's feelings.

I don't care.

[ominous music]

[men singing "Row, Row,
Row Your Boat" tune]

Petri.

Petri.

Let's go.

I think Petri's gonna
stay with us a little longer

if you don't mind.

Petri?

I'd like to stay with
them a little bit longer

if you don't mind.

Don't worry.

We'll take good care of him.

Is this the way home?

Yes, that way.

Don't worry, they'll
take good care of me.

Bye, Alex.

- [ominous music]
- Bye.

[Russel] Bye, Debbie.

[men singing "Row, Row,
Row Your Boat" tune]

[Russel and Petri laughing]

[ominous music]

[suspenseful music]

[Alex] So freaking
weirded out.

This is a creepy staircase.

Jesus.

That was the most bizarre
bunch of people I've ever met.

Okay, and I have been
to Burning Man twice

but these people go way beyond.

Oh my God, Deb,

don't you think that I should've
dragged Petri out of there?

I mean, we still have six
days left on this house.

[Deb] What is that?

Is that a little
girl on the porch?

Alone?

At this time of night?

Wow.

Okay, let's do it.

[ominous music]

Hello.

Hi.

Hi, are you friends
with my mommy?

I don't know,
who's your mommy?

She has pretty hair like you.

[Alex] Oh, thank you.

Look at her fingers.

They're webbed.

Soft.

Where is your mommy?

I'm not supposed
to talk to strangers.

Oh, we're not strangers.

Can I see?

[girl hissing]

Don't touch me!

Don't worry, okay,
we're not gonna hurt you.

They'll hurt you.

[girl laughing]
[ominous music]

Oh sh*t.

Jesus.

[girl laughing]

Let's get the hell out of here.

Oh my God, Halloween in June.

Oh my God, what was that?

[Alex] Creepy as f*ck.

[Deb] What is going on?

[Alex] I don't know.

I think everyone is
f*cking with everyone.

[Deb] Oh my God.

[Alex] Do you need a drink?

[Deb] Are you kidding me?

After that, what do you think?

A double.

Make mine a triple.

[Alex] You got it.

Oh.

At least we're away
from the weirdos.

Oh my gosh, okay,
we're doing a shot.

This one is down the hatch.

Oh.

Till we get the other one.

To us.

Salute.

Mmmm.

Oh, this is an
interesting collection.

They're really into Lovecraft.

Oh.

Look at this.

What is that?

Looks like some old
photos or something.

Whoa.

Here's a letter.

These are really old.

Yeah.

So many women.

From Ingrid Krauer.

Ingrid?

Ingrid.

Yeah.

To Rosa and Max
Krauer in Switzerland.

Maybe that's their last name.

Yeah.

Should I open it?

No.

Too late.

Deb!

Oh, come on.

Let's see.

Huh.

Oh my God, girl, look.

This is dated like almost
months from today.

Is that in German?

Okay.

My high school kraut
is a little rusty

but I think I can probably
make out some bits of this.

Hmmm.

[Ingrid speaking German]

Oh, wow.

This is weird.

[Ingrid speaking German]

It says I've lost my
phone and my passport.

[Ingrid speaking German]

[Gene growling]

"And I am feeling a
profound sense of dread."

You're making this up.

No!

No, I'm not.

I mean, I know it's
not like spot on

but I'm getting the gist of it.

"I feel like the end is near.

"I'm gonna run tonight,
if you don't hear from me

"before you get this.

- "I pray that I see you again."
- Wow.

[Ingrid speaking German]

That's really creepy.

Yeah.

That's gotta be a joke, right?

No, you know what, listen,

I've heard about some of
these cults, all right?

Cult?

And they're into all
this Necronomicon stuff.

Maybe Russel and that colony
is into weird sh*t like that.

[faint ringtone music]

Oh, sorry.

Ugh, it's the sitter, hang on.

Hello?

Is everything okay?

Bye.

Honey, I'm so sorry,
the sitter has to leave.

Oh no.

I know, you know how these
teenagers are these days.

You know, probably has a
boyfriend or something.

I get it.

I know this is the
worst time to leave you.

Are you okay?

Yeah, it's fine.

I'm just, yeah, this
has got to be a joke.

Right, it's...

I just, she's pregnant
with his baby.

So I don't exactly think she's
being held against her will.

So...

Unless they brainwashed her.

Come on, Deb.

Don't creep me out.

Okay, I am just kidding, okay?

Just when you're gonna leave,

- I mean...
- I'm sorry, baby.

Listen, you know what,

just give me the letter, okay?

For what?

I am gonna contact
Morticia's parents.

It's easy enough,

- here's the address.
- And say what to them?

I'm gonna tell them
that we found a letter

addressed to them from her.

And then we'll go from there.

Right?

- I mean...
- Okay.

If they say that she's
been missing or something,

then we know that we've got
some weird Jim Jones things.

Oh, very funny.

Okay, I'm kidding.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Please.

Do you and Petri just
wanna come stay with me?

Thank you, no,
I'm gonna text him

and get his butt back over here

and figure out what
the heck is going on.

Okay, yeah.

This is so creepy,
are you okay to drive?

Mmmmm.

I'm fine.

You sure, please call me...

- I love you.
- When you get home.

You know I would never not.

[ominous music]
Walk me out?

[Alex] Yes.

[Deb and Alex chattering]

[eerie music]

[Deb] Love you,
I'll call you after.

[Alex] Okay.

[ominous music]

This is so f*cking...

[eerie music]

Where's my phone?

Oh my God.

My phone.

[foreboding music]

[engine rumbling]

[sinister music]

[tires screeching]

What the?

Oh my God!

What are you doing out here?

You could've been k*lled.

Do you understand me?

Do you?

[hit thudding]
[Deb yelping]

[girl laughing]

[Russel] Debbie, Debbie.

[Deb groaning]

[eerie music]

Please, help me.

Russel.

Debbie,

there's been a rash of
hit and runs in this area.

So tragic.

I was hit?

How was I hit?

What a shame.

Without a mother.

Who knows how it'll turn out?

No.

Please, I...

Help.

[ominous music]

[Russel groaning]

[sinister music]
[engine revving]

[Deb groaning]

[engine rumbling]

[intense music]

Stop!

[blood squelching]

[Deb screaming]

[body thudding]

[eerie music]

[ocean waves sloshing]

Where the f*ck is my phone?

I f*cking do?

Jesus f*ck!

Where the f*ck is my...

f*ck, where's my phone?

[teddy bear crying]

[eerie music]

[intense music]

[teddy bear crying]

Oh God.

Petri.

Oh God.

[unsettling music]

Oh God.

Petri.

You f*cking perverts.

[teddy bear whimpering]

[Alex mumbling]

Oh my God.

f*ck.

m*therf*cker.

f*cking sick b*tches.

Call the police.

It's f*cking funny, yeah?

[phone clicking]

Come on.

[phone ringing]

Oh, f*ck.

[eerie music]

Hello?

[whistle screeching]
[creature growling]

[woman laughing]

[sinister music]

I need to get out of the house.

[door thudding]

[teddy bear whimpering]

m*therf*cker!

[door thudding]

[creature growling]

[door thudding]

[creature squealing]

[door thudding]

[gentle chiming music]

Oh, Petri, Petri.

Petri.

Oh, Petri.

Petri.

Petri.

Baby.

Baby, we have to
get out of here.

Baby.

What's going on, Petri?

I found a hidden camera,

they've been watching
us this entire time.

Who?

Russel.

We need to call the police.

What is wrong with you?

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

Look at me!

Give me your phone, look at me!

I don't have it.

Where is it?

Russel has it.

Russel has it.

Wake up!

Petri, we have to
get out of here!

- Russel has it.
- We have to get out of here.

- Go to the light.
- Please, Petri, please.

- Let's go to the lights.
- I need to go, please.

Please, Petri, please.

- The light is here.
- Please.

[sinister music]

♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪

♪ Gently down the stream ♪

Hello, Alex.

Found your little spy camera.

Oh, that's too bad.

I didn't want this to be a
frightening experience for you.

Conception should be
a joyous occasion.

f*ck you, you crazy b*tch.

It is not I who
is to lay with you.

You've been chosen by Dagon,

to bear his children.

You'll soon be free from
the shackles of humanity.

You'll be like me.

A mother to the deep ones.

Don't come near me.

Stay back.

Petri.

What did you do to him?

We showed him the light.

Come.

Come, I'll show you.

f*ck you.

Alex.

Let me show you the way, Alex.

Back up!

Look upon the light.

Back!

Careful with my talisman.

It's very old, like me.

Yeah, and I'll run it
through your g*dd*mn heart.

I mean it!

Look at the light.

[ominous music]
Keep looking at the light.

There's nothing to fear.

Look at the light,
look at the light.

Relax.

Relax, child.

Yes.

Look at the light.

Look at the light.

- Look at the light.
- Petri.

[Russel laughing]

[spear slicing]

[Russel sighing]

No.

Thank you.

[fire whooshing]

Thank you.

[Russel groaning]

[Ingrid crying]

No!

No!

No!

- [dramatic music]
- Petri.

[Petri] Oh, Lexi.

No.

Petri.

Petri.

You k*lled one
of the old ones!

[kick thudding]

[Ingrid screaming]

[creature rattling]

[eerie music]

[creature hissing]

Go!

Let's go to the door,
come on, let's go!

[creature hissing]
[Petri groaning]

[Ingrid gurgling]

[Petri yelling]

Petri,

it's not too late.

- [creature growling]
- [Alex] I got you!

Look into the light.

[Petri screaming]

[creature growling]

[eerie music]

Oh my God, oh my God!

[creature screeching]

[Petri groaning]

Look into the light.

See the light.

See the light!

[Petri] I see.

[ominous music]

Open.

[liquid squelching]

[Petri groaning]
[Ingrid gagging]

[ominous music]

[Petri speaking
foreign language]

[suspenseful music]

Help!

Help!

Help me.

Somebody help!

[Alex huffing]

Help me.

[colony chanting]

No.

No.

No.

[Alex gasping]

Oh, Petri.

- [Alex crying]
- Don't be afraid.

Oh baby, we gotta go.

We gotta go, baby, let's go.

It's wonderful.

You'll see.

No, no, no.

Petri, no.

No, not you too.

Petri, no.

No!

Petri, no!

- You'll see.
- Let me down!

Petri, let me down!

[Alex crying]

No!

No!

[Petri humming "Row,
Row, Row Your Boat" tune]

No!

- No!
- The light.

[cult chanting in
foreign language]

[Alex crying]

Let me go!

[cult chanting in
foreign language]

No!

Don't fight it, Lexi.

You're not this way!

Petri, look at me, I love you!

I know this is not who you are.

We love each other.

[Alex whimpering]

[Petri speaking
foreign language]

Drink from the cup.

You will see the light.

- Petri.
- Welcome his touch.

[cult chanting foreign language]

Petri!

Petri!

[Alex crying]

[cult chanting foreign language]

No!

Don't fight it.

[Alex whimpering]

Don't fight it.

In the spaces we
know you'll walk.

[Alex crying]

Undimensioned and
be seen by all!

[Petri chanting
foreign language]

[cult chanting foreign language]

[ominous music]

- [Alex crying]
- No, no!

No!

We shall swim out to the sea.

Into the dark places.

Into the beautiful sanctity.

And many-columned Y'ha-nthlei,

and the lair of the Deep Ones

we shall dwell amidst

[conch blowing]
glory and wonder.

[Deep One growling]

[conch blowing]

[cult members growling]

[Deep One snarling]

[suspenseful music]

Look!

Dagon approaches.

[Dagon growling]

Welcome.

Welcome.

Welcome.

[Alex whimpering]

[Alex screaming]

Dwell amidst gory.

[Alex screaming]
[Dagon roaring]

- [sinister music]
- No!

No!

Stop!

[Alex moaning]

Stop!

[Alex crying]
[Dagon growling]

[sinister music]

[Alex screaming]

[Petri chanting
foreign language]

Stop!

Stop!

No!

[intense music]

[televisions clicking]

[car engine humming]

[ocean waves sloshing]

Hey, thank you both.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

[creature growling]

Welcome!

[Woman] Mr. Ripa.

Oh, please Mandy,
don't be so formal.

Call me Petri.

And this is my
better half, Lexi.

Hello.

[Mandy] This is
my husband, Carl.

[Carl] Hey, how you doing?

Carl, what a nice grip.

Welcome.

Please, come in.

Please, come in.

No, I'll help you with that.

Oh, thank you.

[Mandy] Oh, wow.

[ominous music]

[Petri faintly speaking]

Carl, do you like boating?

[Carl] Of course.

[Petri] Oh, good, good.

[dramatic tempo music]

[dramatic tempo music]

[ominous music]

[waves sloshing]

[somber tempo music]

[music chiming]

[man grunting]

[man moaning]

What in the f*ck
are you doing, man?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Nothing?

Nothing?

Nothing.

[Gene humming]

[Gene] Climb the mast.

Hoist the sales.

Soon we drift into
November gales.