01x90 - Star-Lord vs Modok (S2 Special)

[bunniefuu]

PETER: Star-Lord's
Super-Awesome Adventure Log.

Mission status: Currently battling
our worst enemy, gravity.

Crash our ship, will ya?

ROCKET: Yeah, you better run!
Fly! Flutter!

Whatever the flarg you do!

- Traitor!
- I am Groot.

Okay, I think we can
all share the blame here.

We're a team effort.
Rocket, fix the ship.

[GRUNTS]

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
Yeah, about that.

We're kind of short on parts.

DRAX: We are also short on time.
The ship is sinking into the swamp.

At this rate, we'll be completely
submerged in a matter of hours. [LOUD THUD]

[ALL YELL]
[GRUNTS]

Me and Groot can get
started on repairs.

The rest of you have to split up
and find the parts I need.

Gamora, get me
a micrometer frequency laser.

Quill, I need a stuffed animal.
A krutackin' huge one.

Wait. Wait, wait.
That's a fake assignment.

Every time we split up,

you always make me get something
you don't really need,

- and then you laugh about it later.
- It's real.

Okay, so then why can't Drax get it,
and I'll get his part?

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS] Fine.
But remember, you asked for it.

I changed my mind!
I changed it!

I want to get the stuffed animal!

[g*nf*re]

Yo! Think fast!
[GRUNTS]

Okay, now think slow.
[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTS]

[MAN YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

Intruder!

Put down the fusion reactor
and surrender to Modok!

[LAUGHING]

Oh. Oh.
Seriously, dude?

You've got baby arms and legs.

MODOK: Physical might
is hardly necessary

when one possesses
the power of the mind.

[GASPS]

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

Nice try, fathead, but...

[GROANS]

[SIGHS] Okay, chubby cheeks,
now you're making me mad.

Haven't you figured it out yet?

I have the power to destroy you
with your own weapon.

Well, the joke's on you there,
Mighty Melon.

Only I can control
my Element Blaster.

But I can control your hand.

[STRAINING]

Hey! Hey!
All right, quit it, Jumbo Jowls.

The name is Modok!

And you will not interfere with
my plans, whoever you are!

[GRUNTING]

Who's interfering? I just need
to borrow your fusion reactor.

Unfortunately for you,

it is a key component
for my stasis weapon.

Once I deploy the m*ssile,

all of humanity will be
rendered completely immobile.

Then Modok will reign supreme!

[GRUNTS]

[YELLING]

[STRAINING]

Ah, the things I have to go through
for one lousy, stupid fusion reactor!

Oh, Rocket, you are so
gonna owe me big-time.

[ALARM BLARING]

[GASPS]

[MASSIVE BOOM]

[MODOK GRUNTING]

[EXHALES]
No one defeats Modok!

You hear me?
[YELLING] No one!

If anyone asks,
I'm sayin' I fought

a -foot-tall dude who shoots
flames out of his eyeballs.