Scream 5 (2022)

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Phone Voice: Hello?
Tara: Hello

Phone Voice: Is Cristina there?

Tara:,No, she's not available
May I take a message?

Phone Voice: Sorry, I'm a friend of hers from group...
Oh, sh*t

Tara: From her sh*t?

Phone Voice: Look, just tell her I'm from group
I'm Charlie She's got my number

Tara:,She goes to your group?

Phone Voice: I shouldn't have...

Tara: Just tell her that Charlie called

I will do exactly that, Charlie,

once you tell me
what kind of group we're talking about





Is it AA? NA?

Phone Voice: You sound exactly like she describes you

Tara: She talks about me in group?

Phone Voice: I don't think
I can really talk about that

Tara: What does she say about me?

Phone Voice: She loves you very much

Tara: What does she love about me?

Phone Voice: She loves that you're creative

You love art and TV and movies

Tara: Lots of people love movies

Phone Voice: Yeah, but she says you love scary movies

and that you guys have that in common

She's proud of making a fan out of you

Tara: She is?
Phone Voice: Yeah





She told me the other day, she wonders...

what's your favorite scary movie?

Tara: The Babadook It's an amazing meditation
on motherhood and grief

Phone Voice: Isn't that a little fancy pants?

Tara: Well, it's elevated horror

Phone Voice: Uh-huh
What does that mean, "Elevated horror"?

Tara: It's scary but with complex emotional
and thematic underpinnings

It's not just some schlocky, cheeseball
nonsense with wall-to-wall jump scares

Phone Voice: Sounds kind of boring to me

Have you ever seen Stab?

Tara: Once, I think

At a sleepover when I was, like, 12

Phone Voice: You live in Woodsboro
and you don't know Stab?

Your mother loves that movie
She talks about it all the time in group

How well do you remember the original?

Tara: I don't know
I mean, it was super '90s

It was really over-lit
and everyone had weird hair

Phone Voice:,Do you remember the beginning?

Tara: Not really

It started with a k*ll scene, right?
They always started with a k*ll scene

Phone Voice:,Yeah, that's right That's right

It's a girl at home, alone

She answers a wrong number
and starts talking with the k*ller

who makes her play a game

Would you like to play a game...

Tara?

( Phone clicking)

Systems armed

Tara:,This isn't f*cking funny, Amber

Phone Voice; I told you, this isn't Amber

Amber's looking
particularly fetching tonight

She really shouldn't leave her phone
lying around for anyone to clone

Tara: What do you want?

Phone Voice: I told you, I want to play a game

Stab movie trivia, three rounds

You call the cops, she dies
You get a question wrong, she dies

Her parents aren't home
I can be in that room in 15 seconds

You want a warmup question?

Tara: I told you I don't know these movies!

Ask me about something I do know

Ask me about It Follows
Ask me about Hereditary

Ask me about The Witch

Phone Voice: In the first Stab movie,

what Woodsboro native was introduced
as the franchise's main character?

Tara: It's Sidney Prescott!

It's Sidney Prescott and she lived on Elm

Phone Voice;,Correct
You see, you're gonna do great at this

Okay, question one...

Tara: No, I got that one right It should count

Phone Voice: Anyone could have gotten that one right
Sidney's in every movie but the last one

Question one:

Who wrote the original book
that the Stab movies are based on?

Tara: The chick from TV!

Phone Voice: "The chick from TV"
is not gonna cut it, Tara

Tara: Gale Weathers!

It is Gale Weathers, you m*therf*cker!

Phone Voice: Correct
Amber might live to see the sunrise

Question two: Who played the dumb b*tch
at the beginning of Stab 1

who answers the phone
and gets carved up by the k*ller?

Tara: f*ck you

Phone Voice: Is that the answer you're going with?

A non-answer
counts as a wrong answer, Tara

Time's running out

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock,
tick-tock, tick-tock...

Tara: Heather Graham!

Phone Voice: Correct! You pulled that one out

Now for the final question:

Who was the k*ller in Stab 1?

Tara: I know this one, you f*ck

It's Billy Loomis!

He was Sidney's boyfriend,
and he was played by Luke Wilson,

and I got you, as*h*le!

I got it! I got it right!

Phone Voice: Oh, I'm sorry, Tara,
but that's just not correct

Tara: What?

No, no, it is It is That is right

Phone Voice:,The correct answer is Billy Loomis
and Stu Macher

There are two K*llers
in the original Stab

I'm afraid someone's got to die now

Tara: No, no, no Amber, I'm coming

f*ck, f*ck, f*ck

Systems armed

The police are on their way, as*h*le!

All systems disarmed

Systems armed

-All systems disarmed
Tara: Oh, my God No

Systems armed

All systems disarmed, System armed

All systems disarmed

Systems armed

Tara: Hello?

Phone Voice: Bonus question, Tara

Tara: Please stop

Phone Voice:,Do you think I made it inside your house
before you could rearm?

Tara: Help!

No! No!

Richie: Excuse me, miss?

- What'd you just take?
Sam: Your b*ner pills

Good luck getting it up now

Richie: You...

You are my b*ner pills

No No

You okay?

Sam: Yes

You don't have to check on me
all the time I'm not breakable

Richie: Yeah, this I know

Sam: sh*t

Wes: Sam?
Sam: Hey What's going on?

Wes: Tara... was attacked

Sam: What? Is she...

Wes:,She's alive, but in bad shape

She was...

stabbed

Sam: Stabbed? What the f*ck?

Wes: She made it through surgery
and the doctor said it went well

She's resting now

I know you guys
aren't on the best terms, but...

Sam: I'm on my way

Wes; She's gonna be okay, Sam
We'll see you soon

Sam: Hey, wait, Wes!

Wes: Yeah?

Sam: Do they know who did this?

Wes: It's probably better
if you just come here

Sam: Wes

Wes: She said it was someone
in a f*cking Ghostface mask

Sam: My sister was attacked

I gotta go

Richie:,Wait, hey! I'm going with you

Sam: No, Richie...

Richie: No, Sam I'm coming with you

Sam: Okay
Richie: Okay Yeah

Attention, Panthers A reminder
that all classes and school activities

are canceled tomorrow
due to public safety concerns

Wes: That was Sam

Amber: She's coming?
Wes: Yeah

Amber: Watch everything get worse

Chad:,Listen, all I'm saying is,
with everything going on right now,

I think it's time we take our relationship
to the next, most intimate level

Liv: He wants me to accept
his Find My Fam request

Chad: It's the smartest option
with a would-be k*ller on the loose

You know exactly where I am
and I know exactly where you are

Liv: Aw, you can stalk me
like a jealous boyfriend

Chad: And you can stalk me
like a jealous boyfriend

Amber: Is this because you two
aren't having sex yet?

Chad: You actually bring up a very good point
Not that I want to sound

like a stereotypical jock
trying to get into his girlfriend's pants

Liv: Great!

Wes:,Don't do it, Liv
There's a psycho out there

You make yourself harder to find

Delete social media,
tape over your phone camera, disable GPS

Chad: Yes, thank you very much, Edward Snowden

Actually, your mother just interrogated me
about Tara's attempted m*rder,

which was very fun

Wes: I'm sure she's asking everybody
I mean, Ghostface is back

Mindy: The press still isn't saying Ghostface

Wes: My mom doesn't want to cause a panic

Mindy: It'll get out by the second
or third k*lling

Amber:,Jesus, Mindy, there wasn't
a first k*lling Tara's alive

Mindy: That means she could still die

Amber: What the f*ck?
Mindy: Or the k*ller could come back for her

Chad:,f*ck! Mindy, come on

Wes: I'm just telling you, arm up, okay?
Pepper spray, check Taser, check

Amber: Girlfriend repellent, check

Nice

Wes: Thank you

Liv: Oh, sh*t Is that... Vince?

Chad: Wait
The creep you hooked up with last summer?

Liv: Yeah, he worked with me and Tara

Amber: He worked with Tara?

Liv: He's been stalking my Instagram
the last couple weeks,

posting the creepiest sh*t

Chad: Probably time to introduce him
to Hobbs and Shaw

Liv: Maybe not the best idea to incite
violence right in front of the sheriff

Looks like he's leaving

Thanks anyway, boys

Amber: Tara says she fought back hard
You've got bruises

Chad: From football practice

Amber: Oh, sure

Wes:,Tara's awake She just texted

I'm going to the hospital
You guys coming?

Mindy: Yeah
Amber: Yeah

Liv: I can't, but I'll meet you guys later

Chad: All right

Richie: I've actually never seen Stab

Sam: You've never seen Stab?

Not even the one that came out last year?

Richie:,I've never seen Gone With the Wind either,

but I don't consider it like a huge hole
in my cinematic education

Sam: Most of the Stab movies
are based on things that happened here

Richie: Define "things"

Sam:,Things like...

a guy named Billy Loomis and his friend
carved up a bunch of high-school kids

while wearing this Halloween ghost mask

Richie: You mean like in Halloween?

Sam: No Not like in Halloween

Richie: Sounds a lot like Halloween
Sam: All right, it's a little like Halloween

And every decade or so,
some idiot gets the bright idea

to put on the mask, k*ll his friends,
and get famous, too

The last time it happened was in 2011

Richie: And we came here voluntarily?

Sam:,Well, I got to make sure Tara's okay

Richie: Yes, of course

And I got to make sure
we don't get sliced up by some lunatic

who saw Friday the 13th and thought,
"You know what?

That Jason guy,
he's got some pretty solid ideas"

Can I just ask you one question, though?

Sam: Yeah

Richie: Do you have any idea why

someone wearing that mask
would want to k*ll your sister?

Sam: No

Amber: How are you feeling?

Tara: You came

Sam: Of course I came

This is my boyfriend, Richie

Richie: It's so nice to meet you
I'm so sorry if I'm intruding

Tara: Nice to meet you, too

Wes: Hi

Hi

Sam: Thank you for calling
Wes: Of course

Sam: Look at your hair! I like it

These are Chad and Mindy,
the twins And Wes

I used to babysit them all

Wes: Which is always how
I like to be introduced

Sam: And Amber Hey

Amber: Hi

Sam: Nice to see you

Richie:Hi I'm Richie
Amber: Hi

Sam: Where's Mom?
Tara: She's stuck at a conference in London

She called me earlier

Amber: Yeah, for all of ten minutes

Look, guys, Tara's really tired
Maybe we should just give her some space

Wes: Yeah
Chad: Yeah

Tara: Not you, Sam

I want you to stay

Sam: Okay

Chad: But the rest
Wes: Yeah

Sam: If it's okay with you,
I could sleep here tonight

Tara: I'd really like that

Amber:,Okay

- Do you have your extra inhaler?
Tara: Yeah, I'll be fine

Amber:,Okay

Richie:,Honey? Okay, I'll just be right outside

Sam: Thank you

Bye

Tara: Sam, I was so scared

Sam: I know

It's okay

Liv: So what is she like, the sister?

Chad: Sam? Sam is so cool

Mindy: You only say that because she let you
wear Pokemon onesies to bed for a year

Chad: That's true That's a true statement

Amber: No, trust me, Sam is not cool

Her dad left her mom Walks right out
when Tara's eight, Sam's 13

Sam started acting out,
getting in trouble with the cops

And then, on Sam's 18th birthday,
she leaves

Ghosts them all

Maybe Sam's changed
I just don't want to see Tara hurt again

Wes: So what, you're protecting Tara
from her own sister now?

Amber: Well, someone has to

Wes: Okay, so no guys are good enough for her
and now her family's off-limits, too?

Mindy: Mm, motive

"If I can't have her, no one can"

Wes:,What?
Mindy: We all know you have a crush on Tara

Wes: Okay Come on, Mindy

Mindy: But we're all suspects

Except maybe Liv

Liv: Thank you
Mindy: You're way too boring to be a psycho

Vince: Yo, Liv You want a real drink?

Or are you happy sitting
at this kids' table?

Chad: Listen up, Uglier Michael Myers,
it was a summer fling It meant nothing

Vince: Was I talking to you?
Chad: I don't care who you're talking to

Vince: Liv, let's go
Chad: Don't talk to her!

Vince: I don't want to hear your voice
Chad: Shut your mouth

Vince: Better shut the f*ck up

Bartender: Get out of here or I'm calling the cops

Chad: Go!

Vince: I'll see you soon, sweetheart
Chad: Hey, man, f*ck you

Bartender: You kids, too! Let's go!

Chad: Did you see that sh*t?

Vince: f*ck this bar, man

f*ck you

f*ck it!

What the f*ck?

What the f*ck?

Is that you, pretty boy? Huh?

Get out of my f*cking car!

Richie: Hey

You okay?
Sam: Yeah

Just a bad dream

What are you watching?

Richie: Stab is on Netflix

What? I want to be prepared

Sam: I got to go find something to eat

Richie: Yeah, okay

Billy Loomis: How you doing, Sam?

Antipsychotics aren't working
as well as they used to, are they?

Sam: f*ck you

Billy: You can't run from who you are, Sam

I'm just trying to help

Hey, when are you gonna tell her
why all this is happening?

Sam: Hello

Phone Voice: Hello, Samantha

Sam: Who is this?

Phone Voice: Someone who knows
your little family secret

Sam: You're the f*ck who hurt my sister?

Phone Voice: She's not the only one I'm gonna hurt

I had to get you
to come back here somehow, didn't I?

Sam: You want to f*ck with me, as*h*le?

I'm right here Come and get me

Phone Voice: With pleasure

Sam: Help!

Help! Help!

Somebody help me, he's trying to k*ll me!

Deputy Vinson: What's going on? You're okay

Sam: Somebody tried to k*ll me
in the break room!

Sheriff Judy Hicks: I've got a body outside a bar on Main,
and then you get attacked here

You said the call came
from Amber's number?

Amber: So? We know he called on my phone
before when he attacked Tara

Richie: Or, and I'm just spit-balling here...
you're the k*ller

Amber: And where were you when all this happened?

Richie: I was... watching Netflix

Amber: Ooh, yeah Super-solid alibi, bro
Richie: So where were you?

Judy: I was questioning Amber and her friends
at the sheriff's station

Amber: Yeah, I came as soon as I heard

But, you know,
the Netflix alibi is good, too

Judy: Both of you, stop it

Sam: You're gonna put more cops
on her room, right?

Judy: Yes

And I can move you to a private floor

Deputy Vinson knows what he's doing,
you'll be safe

Sam: Like we've been so far?

Judy: Samantha, let's step outside

Sam: Nice to see you, Deputy Hicks

-So many fun memories
Judy: It's "Sheriff" Hicks

I remember you, too...

and all the trouble
you used to cause your family

Your presence here is not helping

So maybe when the sun comes up,

you and your boyfriend can hit the road

and leave it to people
who actually care about this community

Sam: Well, she remains a delight

Tara: Are you okay?

Would you mind giving us a second?
I need to talk to Tara

Amber: Come on, Netflix, let's go

Sam: Do you remember when Dad left?

Tara: Parts, sure

I was eight
What does that have to do with anything?

Sam: It has to do with it

Do you remember how...

Mom used to keep those boxes
up in the attic?

Well, I was up there once...

When I was 13,
looking for Christmas presents

And I found these old diaries
that she kept from high school

Tara: Sam, what is...
Sam: Please

I have to do this

So I found these old diaries

And I knew it was wrong,
but I read some anyway

because Mom got pregnant
with me in high school,

and I thought it could be cool to find out
how she and Dad got together

How romantic it must have been

So I read some

Only it wasn't romantic

Mom was dating Dad, but...

she was in love with this other guy...

and he got her pregnant

She told Dad it was his,
and that's why he proposed senior year

Tara: Sam, what are you talking about?

Sam: And I'm sitting there, in this attic...

and I'm 13...

and I just found out my dad isn't my dad

So I go find Mom in her bedroom,
and I'm screaming at her

and shoving this diary in her face,

and I didn't even realize...

that Dad was standing right behind me

He didn't know

He found out right then from me

He left that night

I'm the reason he left

Tara: No

No, Sam...

Sam: Mom never forgave me

Then she made me promise never
to tell you because you were so young

And that's why I changed

and I got distant and weird with you

And I went out and I started doing
every drug that I could get my hands on

until I couldn't take it anymore
and I left town

I just couldn't be
around you anymore, Tara

Not only because I destroyed our family
that night, but because...

those diaries told me
who my real father was

It was Billy Loomis

And somebody knows,
and I think that's why you got hurt

And I'm so f*cking sorry
that I never told you and then I ran away

-I'm so sorry
Tara: Get out

Sam: Tara

Tara: You're gone for five years...

Five whole years

And then I get stabbed
and you want to come back

and drop all this sh*t on me?

Sam: I thought I was protecting you

Tara: Protecting me from what?

The truth?

Sam: No No, I... Please, Tara
Tara: Sam

-Sam, I need you to get the f*ck out
Sam: I'm so sorry

Tara: Sam
Sam: Please

Tara: Get the f*ck out!

Richie: Hey, hey, hey It's okay, it's me

Sam: Were you listening at the door?

Richie: No, no, of course not

Okay, yeah, I was listening at the door

Sam: It doesn't freak you out...

that my real father was a serial k*ller?

Richie: I mean...

yeah

A great deal, yeah

Sam: Okay, well, then go I get it

I just got to stay and figure it out

Richie: I'm not leaving you here, Sam

Sam: You know that part in horror movies

where you want to yell at the characters
to be smart and get the f*ck out?

This is that part, Richie

You should get the f*ck out

Richie: But I'm staying

I love you

Sam: You're such a dumbass
Richie: I'm such a dumbass

So...

your sister won't talk to you

The police aren't gonna help

What's our next move?

Sam: We go talk to an expert

News reporter: ...a few temperatures here
Tuesday, Wednesday in the mid-50s,

and then finally we'll see
those mid-60s returning into next week

And just one night after a local teen
was attacked in her home

by an assailant in a Ghostface costume,

Sheriff Judy Hicks has now confirmed

two more late-night attacks
that have left Woodsboro reeling

The first victim, Vincent Schneider,
was found dead

behind the Corner Pocket Pool Hall

A second victim, as yet unnamed,
was attacked

inside Woodsboro General Hospital,

but she escaped without injuries

Needless to say,
Woodsboro is on high alert today...

Live from Studio 1-A in Rockefeller Plaza...

Gale: Good morning I'm Gale Weathers

Before we dive in,
I want to tell you a little story

that happened on the way
to the studio this morning

I stopped to get a bacon,
egg and cheese at a bodega,

already a quintessentially New York...

Dewey: Go away!

Sam: Sorry to bother you, Mr Riley!

We just want to ask you a few questions

Dewey: I don't give interviews

Sam: We're not looking for an interview

Dewey: Give me one good reason
why I should talk to you

Sam: I'm Billy Loomis's daughter

Dewey: That's a terrible reason
for me to talk to you

Sam: My name is Samantha Carpenter

I was attacked last night at the hospital

The night before that,
my sister was stabbed seven times

I know you know what that's like

I'm just trying to protect my family

Five minutes That's all I'm asking

Dewey: I'll give you two minutes

I'm missing a show I like

Gale: If I ever threaten to get bangs,
stage an intervention

Richie: Gale Weathers

-Weren't you two...
Dewey: Yeah

Who's he?

Sam: This is Richie, my boyfriend

Dewey: How long have you known him?

Sam: Six months?

Did he know who your dad was when you met?

Express any interest in Woodsboro
or the Ghostface killings?

Sam: What the hell are you talking about?

Dewey: Your k*ller's obsessed
with the Stab movies, right?

Well, there are certain rules
to surviving a Stab movie

Believe me, I know

Rule number one:

Never trust the love interest

They seem sweet, caring, supportive

Then welcome to act 3,
where they're trying to rip your head off

Richie: I was with Sam in Modesto
when Tara was attacked

Dewey: And let me guess,
you were just in the other room,

conveniently unaccounted for
when she was attacked at the hospital

Richie: Do I have to take this from
shitty Sam Elliott over here, or what?

Dewey: Rule number two:

The k*ller's motive is
always connected to something in the past

Sam: I'm related to Billy

Dewey: Right, but then why k*ll
that random Vince guy?

That's for you to figure out

And rule number three,
and this is the most important rule:

The first victim always has a friend group
that the k*ller is a part of

Does your sister have
a close-knit group of friends?

Sam: Yeah

She does

Dewey: Then look for the k*ller there

If you can find out
why they're doing this,

you can figure out who's next

Sam: So help us

Help us figure out who is behind this

Dewey: You kidding me?
I've been stabbed nine times

I've got permanent nerve damage
and a fun little limp

You think I want to do that again?

Sam: You just said it always goes
back to the past, right?

So if I'm in danger...

that means you're in danger

Come on

Let's do this together

Dewey: Your time's up

Richie: Jesus!
( Door Slamming)

Yeah, he's way more fun in the movies

Okay, what's next?

Sam: The friends

Thanks so much for that, Kevin

Coming up after our local weather,

the pros and cons
of reuniting with old friends

Sidney: Hello?

Dewey: Hey, Sid, it's me

Sidney: Dewey?

Oh, my God How long has it been?

I'm just trying to get a run in
before I take the girls to school

How are you?

Dewey: I'm good, really good

How are you? How's Mark?

Sidney: I think I'll keep him

How are things in the sheriff's business?

Dewey: They're...

- They're fine But, Sid...
- Have you talked to Gale lately?

Sidney: No Not in a couple years

I know things didn't end well
with you guys, but...

Dewey: Sid...

it's happening again

Sidney: What are you talking about?

Dewey: Some idiot in a Ghostface mask

Three attacks so far One dead

Something about this one
just feels different

Are you okay?

Sidney: I'm fine, you know me

Dewey: Yeah

I do That's why I'm asking

Sidney: I'm fine

Dewey: I just...

want you to be safe up there
Do you have a g*n?

Sidney: I'm Sidney f*cking Prescott
Of course I have a g*n

Dewey: Good That's good

Sidney: Does Gale know?

Dewey: No, she's my next call

But, Sid, promise me:

No matter what you hear or what you see
on the news, don't come here

Sidney: No offense, Dewey I have no intention
of ever setting foot in that town again

Dewey: Good

Sidney: Dewey...

whoever this k*ller's after,
I'm glad they have you to protect them

You be safe, okay?

Dewey: Will do

Sidney: It's good to hear your voice

Dewey: You, too, Sid

Come on Get it together, Dewey

Probably shouldn't have sent
the smiley face

Sam: Holy sh*t He came

Dewey: I've decided to temporarily assist you
in your investigation

Sam: Thank you

Richie: Look, just because that guy showered
doesn't mean he should have a g*n

How do you know so much about Stab?

Runs in her family

Mindy: Randy was our uncle

RIP

You said to bring everybody

Martha Meeks: Woo, suspects!

My brother would be so proud

Dewey: Hey, Martha

Martha Meeks: Dewey! Hi!

You look...

Dewey: Yeah

Martha Meeks: How's the wife?
Chad: Okay, Mom, we're good Thank you

Martha Meeks: All right, kids, have fun

Sam: I asked Mindy to call everybody here,
because...

there's something I have to tell you

Chad: So let me get this straight

You're saying that you're
the daughter of Billy Loomis,

and, what, that one of us is the k*ller?

Sam: The k*ller told me he knew my secret

He attacked Tara to lure me back here

Chad: But then why immediately go and m*rder
some d*uche-nozzle that was stalking Liv?

And why does it have to be one of us?

Wes: What about Deputy Dewey here?
Maybe he's the k*ller

No offense

Dewey: None taken, but what's my motive?

You got stabbed a billion times,

got dumped by your famous wife
and crawled into a bottle

I think it's safe to say
you're on the suspect list

Dewey: Well, maybe you're the k*ller

Because that cut deep

Amber: That d*uche-nozzle is connected

I googled him His mom is Leslie Macher

Stu Macher's sister
Liv: Who's Stu Macher?

Dewey: He's Billy Loomis's accomplice

A real loony tune

Sam: Okay Okay

So the first three attacks are all
on people related to the original K*llers

Mindy: Oh, my God He's making a requel!

Sam: A what?

Mindy: Or a legacyquel
Fans are torn on the terminology

Chad: God Please speak English

Mindy: Remember the Stab movie
that came out last year?

Liv: Oh, yeah! The one
the Knives Out guy directed, right?

I actually really liked that one

Mindy: Of course you did
You have terrible taste

Liv: I hate you

Mindy:,The point is,
the hard-core Stab fans hated it

You go on 4chan and Dreadit,

all they're talking about is
how Stab 8 pissed on their childhoods

How they crammed in social commentary
just to make it elevated

How the main character's a Mary Sue

Richie: What's a Mary Sue?
Wes: You really don't want to know

Amber: What's wrong with elevated horror?

I mean, Jordan Peele f*cking rules

Mindy: Obviously, but that's not Stab

Real Stab movies are
meta slasher whodunits, full stop

Sam: Come on, it's just a movie
Mindy: No, it's not

To some people, the original
is their favorite thing in the world

The movie that made them love horror

That Mom or Dad showed them when
they were ten that bonded them together

And God help anyone who
slightly f*ck with that special memory

Who makes a movie
they think disrespects it

It sounds like our k*ller is writing
his own version of Stab 8,

but doing it as a requel

Dewey: Which is?

Mindy: See, you can't just reboot a franchise
from scratch anymore

The fans won't stand for it

Black Christmas, Child's Play, Flatliners...

that sh*t doesn't work

But you can't just do
a straight sequel, either

You got to build something new

But not too new,
or the Internet goes bug-f*cking nuts

It has to be part
of an ongoing story line,

even if the story shouldn't have been
ongoing in the first place

New main characters, yes,

but supported by
and related to legacy characters

Not quite a reboot, not quite a sequel

Like the new Halloween, Saw,
Terminator, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters...

f*ck, even Star Wars!

It always,
always goes back to the original!

Sam: Are you telling me that I'm caught
in the middle of fan-f*cking-fiction?

Mindy: Not just in the middle, Sam

You're the star

Liv: So, not to put too fine a point on it,

but, according to requel rules...

who's next?

Mindy: Going by the pattern,

whoever it is has to be connected
to someone that came before

Dewey: I'm starting to regret coming here

Wes: Jesus, my mom was
a character in one of them

Mindy: No one cares about the shitty
inferior sequels, Wes You're safe

With Randy as our uncle, though,
you and I are probably screwed

Chad: Wait What?

Richie: Or you're the k*ller,

and this whole elaborate monologue
is just to cover your tracks

Mindy: I think it's pretty clear
who the k*ller is at this point

Sam: Who?

Mindy: You

It makes perfect requel sense

Chad: That actually does make a lot of sense
Liv: Yeah

Sam: f*ck this

-Meet you back at the motel
Richie: Sam, wait

Sam, wait

The first f*cking rule of these movies
is don't split up!

Billy Loomis: The nerve of that girl, right?

Sam: I'm really not in the mood right now

Billy: Sam, Sam, Sam

There is a k*ller on the loose

He's threatening you
He's threatening your sister

Are you gonna run away
from who you are like you always do,

or are you gonna use it?

Sam: I'm not like you

Billy: Really?

And how else are you gonna survive?

I say accept who you are,

let's get out there,
find out who's doing this,

and cut some f*cking throats!

Sam: No!

Judy: And extra edamame Please

Thank you I'll be there in ten minutes

Bye

That you, tiger?

Wes: Jesus!

Judy: Are you being safe out there, honey?

Wes: To the point
that all my friends mock me, yes

Judy: Good boy

Wes: What's for dinner?
Judy: Sushi I was just leaving to pick it up

Wes: Why don't you just Postmates it?

Judy: It gets all smooshy
by the time it's here

I know you hate that

Go take a shower I'll be back soon

Judy: Can you put this away for me?
Wes: Yes

Judy: Love you
Wes: Love you

Judy: Lock the door
Wes: I will

Judy: Sheriff Hicks
Phone voice: Hello, Sheriff Judy

Judy: Who is this?
Phone Voice: I think you know

I'm a fan of scary movies And knives

What's your favorite scary movie?

Judy: I prefer animated films and musicals

Why are you doing this?

Phone Voice: I'll tell you all about it
I'm calling to turn myself in

Judy: I think that's a great idea

Phone Voice: We'll sit down at the station, and I'll
tell you about the two people I've k*lled

Judy: You've only k*lled one person

Phone Voice: By the time I see you,
I'll have gutted your baby boy

Judy: f*ck you!

Pick up, Wes!

This is Sheriff Hicks
I need units to converge on my house ASAP

Copy that We're on it

Phone Voice: Can't get him on the phone, can you?

He must be busy

Judy: How do I know you're anywhere near him?

Phone Voice: Ever seen the movie Psycho?

Judy: Please...

don't hurt my boy

Phone Voice: Why not?

Judy: He's a good kid
Phone Voice: Is he, now?

Judy: He never hurt anyone

Phone Voice:,That's not enough

Judy: Please! I'll do anything!

Phone Voice: You're not gonna make it in time,
Sheriff Judy

Judy: Wes!

I'm coming!

Wes!

Help!

Help!

Wes: Okay

Mom?

Mom?

f*ck... you!

Deputy Farney: Miss, you can't be here
You can't be here

Sam: No, I'm sorry I know her son

-Her son, Wes Is he...
Deputy Farney: I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Gale: Excuse me

Sam: Oh, my God

You're...

Well, you're you

Gale: Last time I checked

Are you okay? You seem like
you're having a bit of a moment

Did you know the sheriff?

Sam: Sort of

She didn't like me very much

Gale: She didn't like me either

Sam: I'm Samantha Sam Carpenter

My sister and I were attacked

Gale: Sorry to hear that

I'm Gale...

Riley

Weathers I'm Gale Weathers Excuse me

Dewey: Gale?
Gale: A text?

You tell me the k*ller is back in a text?

Dewey: Ow, that hurts
Gale: Good!

Dewey: You were on the air
Gale: How do you know?

Dewey: A hunch

You look good Are you still writing?

Gale: No time

Dewey: You were always happiest
when you were writing

Cameraman: Well, sir, it's okay
We're here with Gale

Cop: I'd give you a hand,
but I can't release anybody right now

Couldn't resist a good story, could you?

Gale: Don't be an idiot, Dewey
I'm here because I was worried about you

Okay, yes My producers wanted me
to cover this, for obvious reasons,

but 90% is because of you

Dewey: Well, I feel 90% better

Gale: Don't be so sensitive

Dewey: Since when did you care about my feelings?
Especially not in the last couple years

Gale: All right, listen Let's not pretend
I'm the one who ended things

Dewey: No one's pretending, Gale
I remember what happened

Gale: Why aren't you in uniform?

Dewey: I retired

Gale: Since when?

Dewey: Since they asked me to

Gale: Dewey

Dewey; I don't need your pity, Gale

Gale: I made my choices So did you

It was my turn
It was a great opportunity

-You said you'd try
Dewey: And I did

Gale: For two whole months!

Dewey: Listen, if you want to make me feel worse
than I already do, good luck

The mornings aren't so bad,
because I get to see you

Pretend I'm still back there in New York

But then I remember...

that I couldn't hack it
I left in the middle of the night...

like a coward

Gale: Why wouldn't you tell me that then?

It would have mattered

You are a lot of things, Dewey...

but you are not a coward

You just...

You just were meant to be in Woodsboro

Dewey: And you weren't?

Promise me you'll leave
as soon as you can

Gale: You know I can't promise that

I'm sorry about Judy

Dewey: Yeah, me too

But she'll make a great chapter
in your next book

James A Janisse: And don't even get me started
on Ghostface's signature new weapon

That sh*t is lit

Chelsea Rebecca: And can we talk about the title? Stab?
What, just like the original?

Just call it Stab 8 It's f*cking Stab 8
You're not fooling anyone

It's such bullshit

Richie: Where have you been? Are you okay?
Sam: Yeah, I'm fine

Richie: You know, that Mindy girl wasn't kidding
Stab 8 is not like the others

I mean, no connection to the other movies
No legacy characters at all

This franchise goes off the rails
with number five

Sam: Richie, listen to me He k*lled
two more people Wes and his mother

Richie: He k*lled the sheriff? You can do that?

I mean, are you okay? Where are you?

Sam: I'll call you right back
Richie: No, Sam...

We should be out looking for him

Sam: Who's at the hospital?

Who's watching my sister?

Deputy Vinson: I just heard about the sheriff

They needed me here!

Dewey: Where are you going?
Sam: My sister's in trouble!

...where Judy Hicks
has just been brutally m*rder*d

Dewey: What are you waiting for?

Drive!

Come on Let's go!

Tara: Hello?

Hello?

f*ck this

f*ck!

Sam: g*dd*mn it!

Dewey: Should you be making
a phone call right now?

Sam: Please, please

Dewey:,Stop!

You know we have to live
through this to help her, right?

Sam: Just hold on

Tara: Holy sh*t

Richie: g*dd*mn it!

Tara: Richie?

What are you doing here?

Richie: Sam called She said that...

you were in trouble

- Did you hit me with the phone?
Tara: Look out!

Sam: Richie!

- Are you at the hospital?
Ghostface:,Hello, Samantha

Sam: No

Ghostface: Richie can't come to the phone right now

He's finding out what happens to people

who stick their noses in business
that doesn't concern them

Sam: Please don't hurt him
Amber: I'll tell you what You can choose

I'll only k*ll one

Sam: What? Tara!

Ghostface: Who do you want to hear die?

Sam: No, please I'm begging you
Please don't hurt them

Ghostface: Really? You can't save your own sister?

All you have to do is say, "k*ll Richie"

Sam: No! No!

No! Tara! Don't touch her

Please, please, please, I'm begging you

Ghostface: Or say, "k*ll Tara,"

and I'll make sure to hit
all the organs I missed last time

Sam: f*ck you!

I'm begging you Please don't hurt her

Ghostface: Last chance to save one

Choose

Sam: Why are you doing this?

Ghostface:,You want to know why, Sam?

Maybe it's because you're a selfish b*tch

who can't even make a decision
to save the life of someone you love

Maybe you're too weak for this franchise

Sam: Maybe you're right

Or maybe I'm just stalling for time,
f*ck

( g*n shots)

Dewey: I'll get Richie

Tara!

Come on, Richie

It's okay I got you

It's gonna be all right

Get the elevator!

Not today

Richie

Let's get out of here

Come on, hurry up

Dewey: The head
Sam: What?

Dewey: You have to sh**t 'em in the head,
or they always come back

Sam: Dewey! Who gives a f*ck?

Dewey: I do
Sam: No! Dewey!

Ghostface:,Yes, today

It's an honor

Gale: No!

No!

Sam: I'm sorry

I didn't know him well, but...

he helped me

Gale: That's what he did

He helped people

I should've stopped him

Sam: If you had, my sister would be dead

Nurse: Samantha, your sister's awake

Sidney: Gale

Gale: Sidney

Sidney: I came as soon as I heard

I'm so sorry

Gale: You shouldn't be here

Sidney: You shouldn't be here either

Gale: Mark and the kids are okay?
Sidney: Yeah, they're safe for now

I'm here to make sure of that

Come here

Sam: How you feeling?

Tara: Every time I get attacked,
they give me better painkillers

So there's that

Sam: I'm sorry

Tara:,For what? You saved my life

Sam: For not telling you sooner

For being the reason Dad left

Tara: You're not the reason Dad left

You didn't choose where you came from
Or who you came from

I don't blame you for that

I blame you for leaving me too

Sam: That's never gonna happen again

Tara: I know

But why didn't you come to me back then?

I could've helped

Sam: Because...

I was scared

Tara: Of what?

I was scared
that I would turn out just like him

So I ran

To protect you

-From me
Tara: Sam...

you could never be like him

Sam: You're so high right now
Tara: I'm so high right now

Sam: I'm not even gonna lie

I love you

Tara: I love you too

So what do we do now?

Sam: What nobody ever does in these situations

We're gonna get the f*ck out of Woodsboro

Sidney: That's her?
Gale: Yeah

Sidney: Samantha?

Sam: It's Sam

Sidney: I'm...
Sam: I know who you are

Sidney: I hope you're okay

Sam: Listen, I'm sorry...
Sidney: You're Billy's daughter

Richie: We'll bring the car around

Sam: Yeah I'm his daughter

I'm sorry if that's weird for you

Sidney: No, no, it's...

I've been through this A lot

You want to talk?

Sam: I appreciate it

And I'm...

I'm really sorry about Dewey

But I'm taking my sister away
from all this

Sidney: I tried running too
It doesn't work, it always follows

Sam: All due respect,
that's your life, not mine

Sidney: I'm not so sure about that
Sam: What do you want from me, lady?

Gale: Hey! Watch your tone, new girl

You know how they always say
it goes back to the original?

Here's the original

Sidney: I want your help

Because you're wrong,
this is your life now

Which means whoever this is
will keep coming for you

Sam: So?
Sidney: So I want you to help us k*ll him

Sam: You want me to help you and the host
of a morning show commit m*rder?

Gale: Correct
Sidney: Yeah

Sam: And I'm what in this scenario?

The bait? The helpless victim?

Gale: If the shoe fits...
Sidney: You're not helpless, Sam

He k*lled your friend, he k*lled ours

And I have kids, which means
I won't sleep until he's in the ground

Sam: Look, I'm sorry about
what this has done to your lives

But no matter what you
or the k*ller or anyone says,

this isn't my story

Richie: All right!
Let's get the f*ck out of town, huh?

Sam: Sorry That's my boyfriend, Richie

Richie: Nice to meet... We met

Sam, please get in the car so we never
have to see these people again

Sidney: Sam...
Sam: No We're leaving

That's the only way I can protect Tara

Sidney: Okay, good luck

Sam: You too

Gale: Well, that went f*cking horribly

Sidney: Don't worry, I have a plan
She seems really tough

Gale: Honestly, Sid, who gives a sh*t?

Sidney: You said it yourself,
he's gonna go after her

I put a tracker on her car

Gale: You did what?

Sidney: It seemed like something
Gale Weathers would do

Gale: Take that as a compliment

Sam: I left a message for Mom
I told her where we're going

You good back there?

Tara: f*ck, where is it?

Sam: Where's what?

Tara: My inhaler I usually keep an extra one

Sam: Should we go back?

Richie: Whoa Okay I vote for not going back
to the m*rder hospital

Sam: You want to stop at a pharmacy?
Tara: I'd need a prescription

But I left an extra one at Amber's
Her house is on the way

Richie: No... no

Tara: I'd be in and out

Sam: Could you hold out till Modesto?

Tara: I don't think so
Sam: Okay, what's the address?

Richie: 123 No f*cking Way Lane

Sam: Richie, she needs it

Richie: And I need to keep all the blood
inside my body So do you

Tara: Richie, please

Sam: It's okay

Richie: Okay, yeah f*ck
What's the g*dd*mn address?

Amber: Hey, thanks for coming

Chad:,Keep pouring, Wheeler Thank you

Hey

To Wes!

Beautiful son of a b*tch

We love you, buddy!

Amber:,Shots, really?
This is supposed to be a memorial

Chad: Well, this is how I mourn

and distract myself
from the looming specter of Death

Mindy: Hey, we're low on beer

Amber: There's more in the basement
I'll go get some

Amber: What the f*ck, Mindy? Jesus!

Mindy: That was a test And you failed

Never go off on your own
with a masked k*ller around

Amber: You're the one that said
we needed more beer

Mindy: And you should have asked me
to come with you

Amber: You know what else you shouldn't do
when there's a masked k*ller around?

Mindy: What?

Amber: Follow someone into a dark,
creepy basement alone

I mean...

how do you know I'm not the k*ller?

Mindy: Because I am

I'm not, actually

But let that be a lesson
Don't trust anyone

Amber: Then how can I trust you
when you say you're not the k*ller?

Mindy: Exactly

You're learning

Now let's go back upstairs

Amber: You first

Mindy: Very good

Liv: I think I'm ready

I mean, I think we should

Chad: Like now You want to go upstairs?

Like... Like upstairs?

Liv: Uh-huh Right now

Chad; Don't take this the wrong way,
but I think I have to pass on that

Liv: What?

Why?

Chad: You know, I'm not like
entirely sure that you're not the...

k*ller

Liv: "Don't take this the wrong way"?

Chad: No, no, look I'm almost 100% certain
that you are not, but...

the safest option is to be down here

with all the people...

Liv: f*ck you

Chad: ..and the potential witnesses

That is a completely valid
emotional response to have

-That too
Liv: f*cking as*h*le


Chad: f*ck you, Mindy

Gale: If I hadn't have written that book
about your mother,

-none of this would've happened
Sidney: Gale

Gale: I started all of this
Sidney: No, you didn't

Billy Loomis started this,
and we're gonna end it

After tonight, no more books,
no more movies, no more f*cking Ghostface

“Stab” Randy: Don't you know the rules?
- What rules?

“ Stab” Randy: There are specific rules
to successfully survive a horror movie

For instance, Number One:
You can never have sex

Mindy: Don't do it Don't go outside after her
Chad: She's not texting me back

Mindy: Because she's probably dead

Chad: Jesus, Mindy
That's my girlfriend, and I love her

Mindy: Was your girlfriend

Chad: You're just gonna sit and watch a movie
about our uncle getting stabbed?

Mindy: It calms me down, okay?

I'm also gonna smoke some weed
and possibly hook up with Frances

Chad: Have fun

Mindy: Oh, my God,
at least take some sort of weapon

Chad: Here you go

All right

What?

Liv?

Liv?

All right Okay, yeah, no

sh*t!

f*ck!

Please, please, please

Whoa! Stop! Wait!

Richie: Perfect She's having a party

Who has a party in the middle
of a k*lling spree? I'm aborting the plan

Sam:,No, we're already here I'll go in quickly
and get it I'll be back in five

Tara:I'm coming too

Richie: If you think I'm waiting out here
just to get m*rder*d,

you're out of your mind

Amber: Tara!

What are you doing out of the hospital?
Should you even be up and around?

Tara: I need my spare inhaler
Amber: Why? Where are you going?

It's fine, don't tell me
I get it Just be safe, okay?

I think it's in my room

All right, everyone!
Thanks for coming, but the party's over!

- Time to go!
Party guest: No!

But it's so early!

Amber: Let's go

Richie: Hey, hey, hey! Hello!
Can we cut the music, please?

Hi... Gen Z How are you?

Both Sam and Tara here have been attacked
by the k*ller twice

Now they're here, which makes this place
a huge m*rder target, so...

if I were you, I would probably leave

Okay, I tried to be nice
Get the f*ck out!

Please get the f*ck out

-Sincerely, get the f*ck out
Party guest: Buzzkill!

Richie: Thank you Thank you all
I'm saving your life I promise

Thanks, teens

Thank you so much

Great, thank you for leaving the cup
Thank you

Saving your life

I'm saving your life

Saving your life, thank you

“ Stab” Randy: And Number Three:

Never, ever, ever,
under any circumstances,

say, "I'll be right back"

'Cause you won't be back

Party guest:,Somebody's goofy-a*s dad's kicking us out

Mindy: g*dd*mn it

Richie: Thank you

Thanks, guys, have a good night

Mindy: You have my number Bye
Party guest: Bye

Richie: Hi

Is there any beer left?
There's none in the kitchen

Mindy: Yes, Richie, there's beer in the basement

Right behind you

Richie: Basement

Mindy: Yeah

Richie: Do you want to come with me?

Mindy: No But you were right to ask

Yeah

Richie: Okay, I'll be right back

Mindy: Yeah Yeah

Well, he's dead

Liv: The g*dd*mn f*cking Uber canceled on me!

Great Now I can't have sex
and I can't get a ride home

Could this night get any shittier?

Mindy: Liv, where's my brother?

Liv: What? I don't know, Mindy Probably off
accusing everyone of being the k*ller!

Mindy: He actually went looking for you

Liv: I didn't see him Okay?

Why are you looking at me like that?

Mindy: Just revising my suspect list

Liv: f*ck this!

Are you afraid of me, Mindy?

You think I did something
to your brother? Huh?

You think I'm gonna... cut you up?

Mindy: A little bit now... yeah

Liv: I thought you said
I was too boring to be the k*ller

Maybe that's the twist

What do you think, huh? You're the expert

You know what eventually happens
to the expert?

Mindy: What?

Liv: Enjoy your stupid movie

Mindy: f*cking psycho

Sidney: They stopped

Gale: Gas station?
Sidney: No

-Oh, sh*t
Gale: What?

Oh, sh*t

Sidney: How far are we?

Gale: Too far

Sidney: Damn it

Sam: Tara, we're leaving!
( Phone rings)
Hello

Sidney: You need to get out
of that house right now

Sam: How do you know where I am?

Sidney: You're in Stu Macher's house,
where your dad and Stu k*lled everyone

Someone planned to get you there
You need to get the f*ck out, Sam!

“Stab” Randy: No, Jamie Watch out

Watch out, Jamie

You know he's around

Mindy: What?
“Stab “ Randy: There he is

Come on, man, turn around!
Mindy: Turn around! Dude!

“ Stab” Randy: told you I told you,
he's around the corner Jamie

Look behind you
Mindy: No, Randy, look behind you

Come on, man, turn around!

Dude, what are you doing? You can do it!

These are your rules! Own that sh*t

“ Stab” Randy: Behind you! Turn around

Mindy: Look behind...

Oh, sh*t!

That's a lot of blood, Sam

Sam: No, Mindy, stay with me

Amber:,What did you do to her?
Sam: Nothing

No, I didn't do anything

- The k*ller, he...
- Is she okay?

Richie: What the f*ck?

Amber: Richie, where the f*ck were you?

Richie: I went into the basement to get beer

Amber : You went to the basement alone?

Richie: I asked her to come with me! She said no!

Liv: f*ck!

Amber: Stay the f*ck back

Liv:,Jesus Christ!

Amber: I was with Tara, but the rest of you
were wandering around

One of you is the f*cking k*ller!

Liv: f*ck you, Amber f*ck you!

Sam: Why is there blood on your hands?
Liv: What?

I found Chad I found Chad and he's...
Amber: Chad?

-You're f*cking lying
Liv: No

Richie : You're the k*ller
Liv: No, I'm not

Amber: Liv, stop

Liv: f*ck you!
Amber: Liv, just stop!

Liv: f*ck you, Amber
I'm not the f*cking k*ller!

Amber: I know
( g*n shot)
Welcome to Act Three

Richie: Run!

Sam: Holy sh*t!

Richie: Sam, come on!

Run! Go, go, go! Go!

Sam: Oh, my God... Tara!
Richie: Wait, no, Sam

Sam: She has a g*n

Richie: There are always two K*llers

Sam, please put the knife down

: Look, I think...

I think the other k*ller might be Tara
Sam: What?

Richie: She's the one that brought us here
and you two have been estranged for years

I mean...

how well do you really know her?

Sam: Better than I know you

Richie: Sam, wait Sam!

Gale:: Sounds about right

Sidney : You ready?

Gale: For this? Never

Here we go

Amber: Help me, help me! He stabbed me!

Sidney: What do you think?
Gale: Trap

Amber: f*ck it

Gale: Ow!

Sidney: Gale! Gale!

Wait Let me see

Sidney:,You got to go to the hospital
Gale: No

Gale: You said we were gonna finish this
Go finish it, Sidney

Sidney: Gale

Gale: For Dewey

Sidney: Anyone hiding, k*ller or not,
you have five seconds to show yourself!

Sam: Tara

Oh, my God

Tara: Sam

Sam, please

Phone Voice: Hello, Sidney!

Sidney: Hello there Where'd you go?

Phone Voice: This isn't Amber I'm the other one

Sidney: There's two of you Again

I've seen this movie before

Phone Voice: Not this movie, Sidney

Sidney: You really need some new material

Phone Voice: I got you here, didn't I?

Sidney: You might actually be
the most derivative one of all

I mean, Christ, the same house?

Phone Voice: Maybe so But you forgot the first rule
of surviving a Stab movie

- Never answer the...
Sidney: I'm bored

Phone Voice: Wait!

Sidney: Put your hands up! Show me your hands!
What are you doing in there?

Richie: Hiding from murderers

Sidney: I told you to come out!

Richie: I'm not gonna come out!
You're sh**ting everything!

Holy sh*t, it's Ghostface!

Sidney: Richie! g*n Get the g*n

Richie: Kind of hard since you shot me in the leg

- Yes! Yes!
Sidney: sh**t him!

Richie: Thank God you're okay

'Cause I really,

really wanted to be the one to k*ll you

Sit the f*ck down, Prescott!

I can't believe this worked

I know It's a bummer it's me

But it really was
the best choice for the movie

Sam: This isn't a f*cking movie!

Richie: No But it will be

- That's the point, right, Amber?
Amber: Right, hon!

Third Act bloodbath, check
K*llers revealed, check

Time for the big finale!

Sam: Richie...

Richie: Okay Okay

Amber: Let's get 'em into the kitchen

Let's go, b*tch!

Richie: Someone has to save the franchise

You see, no one has made
a great Stab movie since the first one

Not really

Hey, baby, you want to go get
the very ex-Mrs Riley?

Amber: Yeah, I do

Richie: Hey, hey!

Whoa... whoa

Sidney Prescott

You know...

I'm a really big fan

Sidney: Go f*ck yourself

Richie: You see the last Stab movie?
Sidney: Not really a fan of scary movies

Richie: That checks out Anyway, it sucked ba*ls

Because nobody takes
the true fans seriously Not really

They just laugh at us, and why?

Because we love something?

We're just a f*cking joke to them?

How can fandom be toxic?

It's about love!

They don't f*cking understand
that these movies are important to people

Sam: Richie...
Richie: But we're gonna help them!

Hollywood's totally
f*cking out of ideas,

so we decided we'd give them
some new source material to follow

Bring it back to basics

Because that's how you make
a great Stab movie, Sam

"Based on actual events"

Sidney: Gale
Amber: Sit the f*ck down!

Richie: Back up

Sam: You did all this just to make me
the hero of your f*cked-up movie?

Richie: Sweetie, you're not the hero

You're the villain

The daughter of Billy Loomis who sees
f*cked-up visions of her dead dad

Sidney Prescott k*lled your father

You...

did all this just to get her
back to Woodsboro

Amber:,You know what the biggest problem
with the Stab movies is?

There's no Michael Myers
or Jason Voorhees

No bad guy to keep coming back

But the illegitimate daughter
of the original mastermind?

Now that's a f*cking villain

Sam: How did you know?
Amber: About your father?

It's a small town and your mom's a drunk!

I met Richie on the Stab subreddit

I've been obsessed ever since
my parents bought this house

We realized pretty quickly
we had similar ideas

Richie: Wasn't that hard for me
to find you in Modesto

It wasn't that hard for me
to f*ck you, either

But I guess
being a sexually available woman

is supposed to be empowering these days

Sam: f*ck you!

Richie: Well, now you're just
quoting the original

Amber: But it wouldn't work with just you, Sam

See, we had to bring the legacy characters
back to make it matter

Can't have a bona fide Halloween
without Jamie Lee!

Richie: Nope!

Amber: Dewey had to die to make it real

To show that this
wasn't just some bullshit,

cash-in, run-of-the-mill sequel

Because our movie has f*cking stakes!

'Cause anyone can die in a requel

Sam: No!

Richie:,g*dd*mn it Whoa, whoa!

No, hey! Sit the f*ck down

I'm so sorry, Sid

We can't let you live, either
I mean, surviving this many times...

that would just be ridiculous

This time the fans are gonna be
the ones who win

- That about cover it?
Amber: Nailed it, baby

Richie: Get Tara out of the closet
We got to start staging the bodies!

Gale: Stay with me, Sid Stay with me

Richie: You really should've listened to Dewey

He nailed it in one!
Dude, look at the love interest!

Are you f*cking stupid?

I even had you convinced
it could be your sister

Amber: She's not here

Richie: What the f*ck do you mean, she's not here?

Amber: She's not here!

Sam: I untied her

Guess you're not
as persuasive as you thought
( Phone rings)
Sam: That's for you

Richie: Yeah, like your gimpy little sister's
gonna make a difference

She's our f*cking pincushion
at this point

Amber! Fan out
She couldn't have gotten far

Amber: I can't find her!

Richie: Amber?

Sam! Where you going?
Your big scene's coming up!

Amber:,f*cking k*ll you!

The f*cking hand sanitizer?

No, no, no, it's not my fault!
It's not my fault!

Sidney: Let me guess, the movies made you do it?

Amber: No, it was the message boards!
I was radicalized

Gale: By movie fans?
Amber: Yes, they're so mad!

Please, it's not my fault
I'm just a dumb kid

I wanted to be a part of something

Gale: "A part of something"?
You k*lled my best friend!

Amber: Yeah, and he died like a p*ssy

Richie: That's the thing about slashers, Sam

So many blood trails

This one yours?

Only one way to find out!

Amber: I was the last thing Dewey saw
before he died too

I can't believe I get to do you both

No last-minute saves this time
Your story's over!

Time to pass the torch

Gale: It's all yours, b*tch!

Gale: You want to do the honors?
Sidney: This one's yours

Amber: No, stop, stop, stop!
I'm sorry about Dewey

Gale: f*ck you

Sidney: Enjoy that torch

Richie: Stop...

f*cking up...

my ending!

Sam?

Sam!

Okay

What are you gonna do now, huh?

Make a scary phone call to me?

Pop out of that closet
in a Ghostface mask?

No

Because you're the villain!

And the villain dies at the end

Those are the rules

Sam: I'm introducing a new rule

Richie: And what would that be? Huh?

Sam: Well?

Never f*ck
with the daughter of a serial k*ller

Richie: What about... my ending?

Sam: Here it comes

Sidney: Careful, they always come back

Gale: Okay, then

Tara: I still prefer The Babadook

Sam: Are you okay?

Are you good?

I'm so sorry

Excuse me

Excuse me, sir

Sam: Hey
Mindy:,Hey

EMT: She's gonna be okay

Tara: Can you take us
to a different hospital this time?

Of course

Tara: You ready to go?

Sam: I'll be right back, yeah?

Paramedic: Your vitals look good

You sit tight for a draft, okay?

Sam: Sidney Gale

Thank you both

For everything

Are you gonna be all right?

Sidney: I'll survive I always do

Sam: You were right...

about not running

Sidney:,Sorry about that

Sam: How are you doing?

Gale: Ask me in a few days

But at least I know
what I'm gonna write about

Sam: What's that?

Gale:,Not this

Those f*ck can die in anonymity

But maybe something about a good man
who used to be the sheriff here once

Sidney: I'd like to read that story

Sam: Can I ask you a weird question?

Gale: Yeah

Sam: Am I gonna be okay?

Sam: Eventually

Tara:,Hey

Wait Sam, Sam!

Thank you

Sam: Well, you're not going anywhere
without me

Don't worry

I'm gonna hold your hand
all the way there

Paramedic: I can take care of her and her sister

She's all ready for transportation

News reporter: 25 years ago, almost to the day,
in this very house

a tragic story ended

Tonight, a new chapter came to a close

Police do not have
a lot of information right now,

as they are still collecting evidence

As you can see,
this is a very active crime scene

An unknown number of fatalities,
several injuries,

some people being taken off
by ambulance right now as we speak

This is a developing story...