01x18 - What's in the Batter?

[bunniefuu]

( bell ringing )

( students chattering )

P.I.F. Psyched It's Friday.

Who wants to hit the park? Count me in.

How about you, Blythe? Well, I--

( horn honking ) Hey, Blythe!

Dad? Catch you at the park later!

I thought your flight wasn't getting in till later tonight.

Later tonight in the eastern hemisphere. An hour ago, here.

Good to know.

I got you something and I just couldn't wait to give it to you.

But it's not my birthday or anything.

True dat. Ta-da!

Dad, you so didn't have to get me...

a candy necklace?

Yeah! Remember I used to always get them for you?

When I was . ( chuckles )

Gotcha! Here's your real present.

( gasps )

I can't believe it! This is one of my designs!

I know! I gave that design to a jeweler and had her make it.

I love it!

Thanks so much, Dad.

You're welcome, honey.

Um...Blythe?

Mind if I...?

♪ You think about All the things ♪

♪ That you love to do

♪ It all comes true

♪ You find a place You never knew ♪

♪ Where you're happy To just be you ♪

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪

BRITTANY: I am so glad it's Friday.

Totally. This week felt like three weeks and two days.

And last week felt like two weeks and four days.

I was just thinking the same thing.

We so deserve a treat.

OMG, so.

( door chimes )

Good afternoon, Whittany and Brittany,

and welcome to Sweet Delights.

What can I do for you?

Whoa! Give us a minute to look around!

Yeah, stop pressuring us.

It's like you want us to buy out the whole store.

You'd love that, wouldn't you?

Sorry. Take all the time you need.

Fine, we'll buy out the whole store!

Happy now? Huh?

Brit, you just gave me a brilliant idea

for what we should do. I think we should throw a party.

We so totally should!

( both squealing )

Remember our last party?

( dance music playing )

I just texted you about how awesome our party is.

I just texted you the same thing!

( both laughing )

Whit, I just texted you about how amazing that party was.

I just texted you the same thing!

What is happening?

Aunt Christie just got the shop a new mixer dixer batter fixer.

Want to take a peaky weaky at it?

ALL: Yeah.

Oooh!

VINNIE: That is one tall mixer thingy.

And so shiny!

We mix brownie and cookie dough

wicked-licked fast as lightning now.

Who wants to see it take a whirly-twirly?

If you're asking if we want to see how it works,

yes, please.

Then just follow the Buttercream road.

Zip-zap-zoop!

( laughing )

ALL: Oh...

Ooh, that looks like paint!

Hold on, everyone!

I feel a fit of artistic inspiration coming on.

( upbeat theme playing )

Another in my very, super, way-popular Splatter Series!

Minka, that's batter, not paint.

( slurping )

No, it's much yummier then paint.

Try it!

ALL: Mmm.

Mm, delicious performance art!

Oh, no, I just realized something.

We can't throw a party.

It's not our birthday,

and our half-birthday isn't for another three months.

Well, we can't be expected to wait another three whole months

to celebrate ourselves.

Not when it's our quarter-birthday, right now!

Totally, Whittany. Our quarter-birthday!

Major milestone. Time to party.

Exactly. Here's to, like...us.

Congratulations, person who is waiting on us,

you're gonna have the privilege of catering our party.

We'll take, like, two hundred assorted cupcakes.

Like tomorrow...

T-T-Tomorrow?

That's a really big order.

I'll have to ask my Aunt Christie if that's okay.

Well, if you can't handle it,

we'll just go to someone who can.

No, no, no!

We can handle it. No problem.

It better not be.

Now, if you'll excuse us...

And even if you don't...

We have a party to, like, plan.

( all shriek )

Oh, Whittany and Brittany, I'm so sorry.

I didn't see-- Look what you did!

You klutz!

BLYTHE: It was an accident.

Just for that, you are officially un-invited

to our mind-blowing quarter-birthday bash.

Uh, okay.

Brit, let's get outta here

before any more disasters can happen.

Ugh!

Whoa.

You know, she really didn't seem crushed by our un-invitation.

No, she didn't.

She must be, like, hiding her pain, or whatever.

Let's go un-invite some other people.

Did you see the way those two treated Blythe?

Their behavior was truly outrageous.

Let us all get torches, and after dark

we'll hunt them down like angry villagers.

I really need to cut down on the late-night monster movies.

ALL: Uh-huh.

Ooh, shiny.

Youngmee, notice anything new?

YOUNGMEE: Whoa. That is some serious bling.

It's way better than bling.

It's one of my own designs that my dad took

and had made into a pendant.

Ooh, pretty!

How cool is that?

Way cool, but I just committed Aunt Christie

to deliver cupcakes by tomorrow.

Aunt Christie left me in charge so I've gotta start baking.

Bake two hundred cupcakes? For what?

You'll love this. Whittany and Brittany Biskit

are throwing themselves a-- Quarter-birthday party?

How'd you know?

They just uninvited me to it on their way out.

So sad for you. ( chuckles )

Yeah. Boo-hoo.

Well, I gotta get baking.

Not without me.

I was so hoping you'd say that.

Let's call Jasper and Sue.

We'll have our own party.

A baking party!

( upbeat theme playing )

( both giggling )

( laughing )

( yawns )

( yawns )

( suspenseful theme playing )

( upbeat theme playing )

( gasps ) ( screams )

( groans )

What are you all doing here?

We wanted to see your new shiny, shiny, pretty necklace.

Uh, correction, you wanted to see it, Minka.

We just came along to make sure she didn't wake you up.

Maybe later, Minka.

I was up all night baking.

Please.

The quicker you show it to her,

the quicker you can get back to sleep.

Okay, Minka.

But just for a sec.

Uh, Blythe,

your pretty, shiny necklace isn't there.

What?!

It's gone!

Gone?

Gone!

It must have fallen off while I was asleep.

PETS: Whoa!

( suspenseful theme playing )

BLYTHE: I'm freaking out.

Maybe-- Maybe it fell under the mattress.

( grunting )

My necklace is missing!

I turned my room and the rest of my apartment upside down,

but didn't find my necklace anywhere.

And we searched high and low all over the pet shop.

And I searched low and high all over the sweet shop.

A necklace can't just disappear.

Not if you're trying to make it.

Do not be a hater.

What if while I was baking last night,

my necklace accidentally slipped off into the cupcake batter?

Then one of the cupcakes has not only a double-deliciousy

marshmallow squishily, it's filled with

necklacey goodness to boot, boot twoers.

What? What?

( sighs )

Anyhoo...

Those sweet treats hit the streets.

Aunt Christie already took 'em over

to the Biskits' birthday bash smash.

That is definitely going to be a problem,

but I can't just give up my necklace.

It means way too much to me.

Who wants to help me with Operation Cupcake?

( all clamoring )

Excellent! And I'm sure Youngmee will be happy to help too.

We have to bake more cupcakes?

By this afternoon?

I'm sorry, but I'm sure my new necklace

got baked into one of those cupcakes last night.

We need to get that batch back and replace them with new ones.

( yawns )

Well, I know how much you love that necklace,

so let's start baking.

( both grunt )

( mellow theme playing )

( timer bell dings )

( yawns )

They look the same as last night's, don't they?

YOUNGMEE: Better.

It's time to begin phase two of: Operation Cupcake!

( Youngmee snoring and murmuring )

Youngmee!

Right! Operation Cupcake!

( dance music playing )

( chatter )

I just texted you about how awesome our party is.

I just texted you the same thing.

I just texted you how weird it is

that we keep sending each other the same texts.

I just texted you the same thing.

Wanna split it?

Like, totally.

Whittany, a necklace just, like,

fell right out of this cupcake.

That is so random.

Totally random.

Wait!

It must be your quarter-birthday present from Daddy.

I bet he had our presents baked into these cupcakes

as a surprise.

Are you serious?

Our quarter-birthday only happens a couple times a year.

I think I deserve more than a cheap necklace in a cupcake.

Yeah, but maybe there's better stuff in other cupcakes.

Hmm.

Good thought, Whittany.

Name? We're not on the list.

We're the caterers from Sweet Delights,

here to deliver the party cupcakes.

We already have cupcakes.

They were delivered earlier.

These are a surprise.

I wasn't told to expect any surprises.

That's the thing about surprises.

If you know about them ahead of time,

they're not really surprises anymore.

And if the surprises aren't surprising than it's no surprise

that everyone is completely un-surprised

and that ruins the real surprise.

Um, if you say so.

Okay, you can go in, but be quick.

Brittany and Whittany don't like the help hanging around.

RUSSELL: So...

Pee-yew, Pepper, do you mind?

Sorry.

I'm a little nervous under here.

At least I'm not in danger of impaling anyone.

Well, pardon my fur.

I wish I could. BLYTHE: Shh.

You all promised that if I brought you along,

you'd be quiet, remember?

BOTH: Sorry.

Okay, Youngmee lets switch them out.

Whittany, is that who I think it is?

And she's helping herself to all our party cupcakes.

Looks like we were right about Blythe hiding her pain.

Yeah. She was secretly crushed by our un-invitation.

What do you say we go burst her bubble?

I thought you'd, like, never ask.

( soft suspenseful theme playing )

Well, hello, Blythe, and other person who we keep seeing

but don't know her name.

You just couldn't stay away, could you?

Yeah, you're crashing our party, and that's, like,

so not cool.

Uh, I'm not crashing, I'm working.

( yawns )

Ugh! Gross!

Manners much?

Sorry. I'm very tired.

We were up all night baking.

People bake? Since when?

Uh, since always.

And now we're here replacing these old cupcakes

with newer ones.

Why would you do that?

So that you'll have the freshest, warmest,

right-out-of-the-oven cupcakes on your special day.

Well, these aren't warm,

and they're all lopsided.

BLYTHE: Haven't you heard?

Lopsided is the new delicious.

Yum!

Happy quarter-birthday!

So, you brought these new extra cupcakes just to be nice?

To us?

That's right. Just to be nice.

There's no other reason at all.

No ulterior motives. Just nice, nice, nice.

Like we believe that.

Brittany, private confab. Now!

I think Blythe and that other girl want the old cupcakes

because they know Daddy hid our presents inside them.

They're trying to steal our gifts.

Oh! Oh!

We know what you're up to, Blythe,

and we don't want these new cupcakes.

We want the old cupcakes.

Trust me, you don't want the old cupcakes.

You want the new ones. Faster!

Old cupcakes!

New cupcakes!

WHITTANY: Old cupcakes!

BLYTHE: New cupcakes!

Old cupcakes!

New cupcakes!

( dance music playing )

Ooh, shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny...

Minka! Come back!

I got you now, pretty cupcake.

Huh?

Old cupcakes! New cupcakes!

We gotta get Minka back before someone sees her...

...and we're all discovered.

( dance music plays faster )

( grunting )

Minka! Minka!

Minka!

This is a good song,

but you know what this party really needs?

A singer.

( girl screams )

Did that come out of me?

( girl screams )

She must be screaming about you,

because I'm a cute little doggie.

( all screaming )

Everyone remain calm!

( suspenseful theme playing )

Old cupcakes!

New cupcakes! Oof!

Why is everyone screaming?

Yeah. If anyone gets to scream, it should be, like, us.

( both scream )

Now's our chance to finish switching the cupcakes.

( screaming )

There's no way to tell any of them apart.

My necklace could be in any one of them!

There's only one thing to diddly-do.

Smash and eat the tasty treats.

Cannonball!

( all yelling and laughing )

( growling )

( yelling )

Ugh!

Who did that?

( all yelling )

( upbeat theme playing )

Stop it!

You're ruining our quarter-birthday party!

BOTH: Ew!

This is all Blythe's fault.

Yeah, let's get her.

Get up, Blythe!

Brittany, Whittany, let me explain.

You ruined our party.

Now you're gonna pay.

I didn't mean for all this craziness to happen.

I just wanted to find my necklace.

I'm pretty sure it fell into the batter

while we were making your cupcakes last night.

You mean this necklace? That's it!

I thought it was from Daddy,

and couldn't believe he thought I would ever be caught dead

in such a pathetic trinket.

Yeah. Pathetic.

( growls )

Shiny's not for you!

( gibbering )

( both screaming )

Ew, monkey!

Thank you, Minka.

BRITTANY: Like, OMG,

you didn't have to sic your crazy monkey on me, Blythe.

Yeah, Brit was happy to give you back that piece of junk.

( dramatic theme playing )

( both scream )

OMG, When Pets Attack!

Blythe, take this rat,

and your other mangy friends and get out of here!

Like, right now!

Look, you two, he is not a rat, he's a mongoose!

And this necklace is not a pathetic trinket!

They both mean more to me than either of you

could ever hope to understand.

She is so weird.

That is so weird.

I was just going to send you a text

saying how weird I thought she was.

( security guard yelling )

Ugh, I am so glad this day is over.

And now we can finally get some sleep.

( door opens )

Hey, you two! We're ready to bake when you are!

Did you say "bake"?

Remember? We all agreed to bake a cake tonight

to celebrate the half-anniversary

of our first meeting.

BOTH ( chanting ): Bake, bake, bake!

Bake, bake, bake!

( both groan )

( upbeat pop theme playing )

♪ We can be ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Who we wanna be ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ At the Littlest Pet Shop You and me ♪