02x13 - Miracle! The Mysterious New Hero

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Pain that won't heal Sadness you feel Scars that just refuse to fade from memory Sometimes the burden 's too much for one to bear Don't give up on me, please don't turn me away Whoa!
I'll hold your hand in mine Will I lose my hold on her someday?
Will her smile fade In a flood of tears Or can I keep the fears at bay?
Echoing, distant voices wither into silence.

But there is one thing that will never ever age my love for you is timeless Pain that won't heal Sadness you feel Smiles with hearts' bitterness replaced "I'll never smile again" "I'll never let love in" Don't ever say such things to me A future we cannot see All happenings Find meaning in the story In time the clouds will clear away, so just stay, please stay with me Whoa!
Who are we to pass through you?
Whoa!
That answer will find you someday This is no good.

Hey, Karin!
Wait!
There've been so many incidents like this lately.

Sightings of UFOs, poltergeists It's probably because of them.

Is something up there?
It's better you can't see them.

They'll only make you sick.

Huh?
What was that?
A cat?
!
W-What?
!
- What is that?
!
It's coming this way!
- Get it off me, Karin!
I'm not sure what's happening, but I won't lose!
That'll teach them!
That was scary!
Karin, look!
Doesn't it look like big brother?
Huh?
It's totally Ichigo!
Hey isn't there something wrong with this cat?
Uh hmmm I have this strange feeling like I've met it somewhere before.

Right?
Huh?
Meow?
Oh, I see.

What'd it say?
It's hungry.

Are you serious?
Yup, I'm not positive, but it's a woman's intuition.

Hmm?
And do you remember where you saw this cat before?
Nope, not at all.

- Oh - Cat food!
Let's go buy cat food.

All right.

Man, this is so annoying.

It's useless cleaning up.

URAHARA'S SHOP URAHARA'S SHOP URAHARA'S SHOP Tell me how many customers we had this month.

Well Not one!
That hurts, Jinta!
Shut up!
Hollow spotted!
Disposal complete.

Ever since "Orange-Head" left, they've increased.

I know!
I think I'm not getting enough exercise lately.

I think I've gained weight.

I have something to take care of that.

I bought this on the Grasshopper Shopping Channel.

It's the original weight-loss remedy, Karugaru-kun.

It's the original weight-loss remedy, Karugaru-kun.

- Wow.

Sounds sketchy - Huh?
No, uh I mean I just don't believe in such products.

Well, I tried it myself and the results were quite amazing.

Is something wrong?
- Somethings growling.

- Jinta?
- Jinta?
- All right!
It's time!
For the sake of the town, it's time to exterminate Hollows!
WE'LL GET SCOLDED IF WE DON'T CLEAN UP.

- I can't understand what you're saying!
- That hurts!
I think there's something strange with this cat, after all.

Huh?
Why?
Hmm Just a feeling.

There's nothing wrong with you, right, Raku?
What's "Raku"?
Its name.

That's what I named it.

Raku as in "rakuda" or camel, because it's the color of my camel-colored underpants.

Camel-colored underpants?
Huh?
!
What's this car parked in front of our house?
It's so huge.

It's obstructing our business!
W-What?
!
You there, cute ladies Spirits are always with you!
Ah!
It's Don Kanonji!
A-Are you all right?
Sorry.

Maybe I startled you.

You guys the boy's family?
Huh?
Boy?
Of course!
My #1 pupil, Ichigo!
Huh?
Big Brother's your #1 pupil?
!
Of course!
Wow!
Wonderful!
Really?
!
- Big Brother is your #1 pupil!
Wow!
- I have a rare day off today, so I came here incognito to play with him, but Where is the boy?
Incognito?
But you're making such a big scene?
Big Brother isn't home.

Oh my God!
If you're done here, go home.

That's!
Why you bad spirits!
You stay there!
Mr.

Kanonji!
Karin, what's that?
Huh?
You can see that?
Oh.

Now that you mention it I see.

I see.

You are able to see them now, too.

Sorry, but I'm going straight to the finish!
Golden Cannonball!
Carelessness is the greatest enemy!
Ash!
They have no mercy!
Mr.

Kanonji!
- Huh?
- What?
The legendary Red Bat!
Mission complete!
Hey!
Mr.

Kanonji!
Are you all right?
Are you hurt, little girl?
I-I'm okay but.

- Huh?
ls he for real?
!
- That's Don Kanonji!
Hey!
Yuzu!
Karin!
Did Mr.

Kanonji save you?
I'm so jealous!
Mission complete!
Bohahahaha!
Mr.

Kanonji, won't you join us for tea?
- You two come with me, too!
- If I may say so myself it's pretty good tea.

- Kanonji!
Kanonji!
Kanonji!
- Hey!
Where're you going?
!
By the way, who are you two?
I'm the one who'll be a clean-up batter in the Majors someday, Jinta.

I'm Ururu.

I'm Yuzu Kurosaki.

Kurosaki?
So you know Orange?
You know our brother?
In a way That cat It seems the Hollows are appearing, lured by its spiritual power.

Hollow?
Those things just now?
Yup.

We should probably let that cat's spirit pass on peacefully.

Huh?
Raku isn't a ghost.

Huh?
What're you saying?
That's a spirit.

Is not!
Don't say such things!
I-It's true!
That cat's already dead!
It's not dead!
Cut it out already!
Hey!
You're Orange's sisters, and you can't even figure that out?
!
Wonderful and great!
Isn't it amazing?
!
Although you pale in comparison to me, imagine kids with such talent gathering here!
You guys will be my disciples!
Not interested!
I like you more and more, boys and girls.

I've been seeking kids like you those with youthful power!
Now come with me!
Hey!
Come!
Come!
Mister, want another one?
How unfortunate The power hidden within you guys I will acknowledge that.

However, that's a little lacking!
All right!
I shall take a good look at your powers!
I don't understand all this, but it's my chance to show you my true power!
Well, sorry I still haven't gotten serious either.

- Such energetic children!
- I'm taller than you!
- Now come with me!
- Height has nothing to do with it!
Of course, it does!
Come, young ones!
The future is in your hands!
That cat If left alone like that, will be att*cked again.

No way and Mr.

Kanonji is gone.

What'll I do?
I'll ask the boss for advice.

Huh?
OUT FOR LUNCH Sorry It's all right.

Don't worry about it.

What'll you do?
If this man, Mr.

Kisuke, can do something, I'll wait.

There's nothing else we can do.

Uh-huh Thank you, Ururu.

Hollows are approaching!
Over here!
Escape out the back!
Ururu!
It's all right.

I'll protect you.

Damn it!
How long is he gonna make us wait?
Sorry to keep you waiting, boys and girls.

The charismatic medium of the new century, Don Kanonji, at your service!
All right!
I'll show you what I've got!
Me, too!
Hold it!
I am not your opponent.

Huh?
!
Think about it.

Why should heroes fight each other?
Huh?
Actually, I have been thinking about starting a special troop with kind-hearted kids who share my vision to protect the peace of the town!
And they would be called Karakura Super Heroes!
These days in the entertainment world, it's natural for grade school kids who've undergone strict auditions to take active parts.

Right?
And you two have potential!
Well, how about it?
Will you form a unit under me - So long-winded.

- and protect - This is stupid.

- Karakura City?
And on top of that, since you are the first two I've scouted Guess what?
The Red position is open - Red?
!
- Red?
!
RED = THE LEADER RED = THE LEADER Television?
!
- I'm in!
- I guess I have no choice.

Since it's to protect the peace in Karakura Town.

Okay!
I accept your enthusiasm!
Okay, I'll be Red.

It's decided.

Hey!
You can't just decide like that!
I'm Red!
Me!
Shut up!
Girls can't be Red!
What?
!
You looking for a fight, brat?
What a pain!
I refuse to let you be Red!
Huh?
This is Bad spirits are after your sister!
It's dangerous!
Get ready for our first job!
I can't understand what he's saying at all.

Raku?
Raku?
Huh?
!
Smells like bad spirits!
I don't think so!
Raku?
!
Raku?
SPIRIT DRINK FROM PIERRE CORP.

SPIRIT DRINK FROM PIERRE CORP.

Karakura Red, Karin Kurosaki!
KARAKURA RED And the real Karakura Red, Jinta Harakari!
KARAKURA RED - THE REAL DEAL!
Hey, hold it!
Didn't you hear me?
I'm Red!
Shut up!
It's decided!
I'm Red!
No way!
Red is definitely me!
Okay!
We'll decide who Red will be based on your performance today!
- Yeah!
- I'll show you!
Mr.

Kanonji Karin Super Spirit Javelin!
EASY-ATTACH SAW EASY-ATTACH SAW GRIPSWELL TOO EVEN HIGH BRANCHES.

SO EASY TO MANEUVER!
EASILY EXTENDABLE PRUNING SHEARS What're you doing?
!
You coward!
You're too slow!
C'mon!
C'mon!
Wonderful, boy's sister!
I shall entrust the Spirit Javelin to you!
Hah!
The lead is mine!
Clean-up batter, Jinta Hanakari!
Jersey number 55!
Very good swing!
You are the superstar that will linger in memory!
It's only natural, 'cuz I'm Red!
Karin Yuzu, get away!
Okay!
Hey!
Hold it!
Hey!
Yuzu!
Huh?
!
Ururu!
W-What's this?
Another new generation?
!
Wonderful!
So many candidates for Red!
Ururu!
Showing up out of the blue!
You're not taking the Red title from me!
I keep telling you, you're not Red, either!
Number One Only the one who gives a Number One performance deserves the Red title.

I won't lose!
I'll show you!
Magnificent!
Karakura Superheroes is born!
Aren't you going to fight, Mr.

Kanonji?
Hey you!
That kind of fighting won't make you Red!
This thing's useless!
There's a soccer ball here!
There!
Did you see the power of Red?
!
Like I said, I'm Red!
What's that?
!
So you've finally appeared Bad Spirit King!
It's coming this way!
Let's do it now!
This is a job for the Karakura Superheroes!
- Right!
- Right!
STRATEGY MEETING STRATEGY MEETING STRATEGY MEETING Yuzu!
Raku Yuzu!
What's that?
An ally?
It's a miracle!
Our unified desire for justice called forth a miracle!
It's the Hero Robot sent to us by the gods!
Karakura Sonic Lion!
- Ohh!
- Wow!
Let's join Sonic Lion, too!
Let's go!
Now!
Karakura Attack Formation!
- Right!
- Right!
Kirukiruaunan kirukiruaunan Take this!
Golden Cannonballs of Justice!
Jinta Homerun!
Karin-style.

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Death Shot!
It's coming!
Ururu!
Okay!
Karakura Superheroes!
Mission complete!
Bohahahaha!
Did that thing really work?
Of course!
It was the finishing blow!
No way, not at all.

Oh, I remember.

I did meet Raku before.

Right?
Here Bye bye If I hadn't come by, Raku wouldn't have had to die.

I thought maybe you'd hold a grudge against me.

But Raku Yuzu!
Karin!
Thank goodness!
I The legendary Karakura Sonic Lion, which was summoned from our power of justice, saved you.

Huh?
Right!
We summoned this amazing thing!
Hey, where'd it go?
That's right.

But it was amazing!
A secret?
All right.

It'll be our secret.

What?
!
Wha--?
!
Oh good.

I think it was able to pass on.

Huh?
So that cat was really a ghost?
It probably was able to come to terms with whatever regrets it had.

I-I wasn't able to do anything for Raku H-Hey He said, "thank you," to you just now.

Really?
I'm not sure, but it's just a man's intuition Really?
Really?
It's all right Raku thank you.

Karakura Pink, Ururu Tsumugiya.

KARAKURA PINK Karakura Red, Karin Kurosaki!
KARAKURA RED Karakura Red, Jinta Hanakari!
KARAKURA RED - THE REAL DEAL!
I said I'm Red!
Shut up!
I'm Red!
You are not fit to be Red!
You're more like Yellow!
And the leader/producer, Karakura Gold, is as you know the natural-born hero Don Kanonji!
- Leader?
!
- Karakura Gold?
!
- What's that?
!
- What's that?
!
Now everyone, follow your leader/producer!
- We quit!
- We quit!
I looked up into the night sky and saw a comet!
I want to see you right now, but I can't fly If I could become a comet I would fly across the sky I'm sure With this instantaneous light that will definitely reach you I would circle the skies and shine over you If I could become a comet I'm sure I'll always stay close to you Now and forever Oh, that was a nice story.

Everyone, do your best!
Not!
What about everyone's idol, Kon?
!
Whoever's responsible, come out!
No one cares about your existence.

I've been waiting and got new stuffing, and all UP NEXT, THE ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO SOUL REAPERS - HEY OLD MAN, THAT'S HARASSMENT!
Lieutenant of Squad 8, Nanao Ise!
Please, scold me!
LIEUTENANT OF SQUAD 8 NANAO ISE February 2017