- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ That's how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[upbeat rock music]
♪
- Say "hi" to the Internet!
[Lola's car honking]
[dog barking]
- ♪ I love to do nothing
♪ And hang out
and waste time ♪
- Ugh, I'm covered
in dandelions.
- Well, you look "dandy,"
and I'm not "lion." [laughing]
[car horn honks]
[pleasant big band music]
♪
- Who's that?
They look so, so...
[dreamily]
Perfect.
- Yeah, I'll say.
Their shiny teeth hurt my eyes.
- Looks like they bought
the Crowleys' old house.
- Guess we got a new family
moving in on the street.
- Let's put off weeding
until tomorrow
and go welcome them
to the neighborhood--
as soon as I clean up.
- On it!
[leaf blower whirring]
Good to go.
[guitar riff]
[knocking]
- Hi!
We're your neighbors.
I'm Rita Loud,
and this is my husband, Lynn.
- Great to meet you.
Bumper and Jancey Yates.
- And I brought you
a little housewarming gift--
some of my famous "Lynn-sagna."
- Thank you!
How nice.
Though, we really
don't do dairy.
- It makes our kids sluggish.
But we could share it
with the needy.
- Oh!
Won't you come in?
- Uh, we won't take up
too much of your time.
We're sure you have
a lot of unpacking to do--
- Or not.
- Wow. [laughs]
How did you do that so fast?
- We don't like
putting things off.
It sends a bad message
to the kids.
[all laughing]
- Oh!
Speaking of our kids...
- Hey, Mom and Dad.
Can I borrow the car tonight?
I have to be at practice,
and then
my computer coding class.
- Of course, Beatrix.
Don't forget to eat
your protein-based snack
before class,
and your carb-based snack after.
- I got first place
in the State Math Bowl!
- Great work, Bumper Jr.
You can put that
in the trophy room.
[pleasant big-band music]
♪
- I got the internship
at the UN!
- That's fantastic, Belle!
- And I finally nailed
that tricky passage
of Bach's
"Partita in D Minor."
♪
[Bumper and Jancey clapping]
- Almost.
But watch your transitions.
- Will you guys take me
to my gallery opening tonight?
- Of course, Beau.
- Gomawoyo.
- He's in a Korean-English
immersion program.
♪
- Wow, your kids
sure are impressive.
- Yeah, is there anything
they're not good at?
- Well, we feel like
they have to be well-rounded.
It's such a competitive world
out there.
- If we don't encourage them
to realize their full potential,
we're failing them.
I'm sure you guys can relate.
[guitar riff]
- So...they were nice.
- Oh, yeah.
[together]
We're failing our kids!
- Where are we going?
I was supposed to meet the guys
at the mud hole after school!
- Your father and I
signed you up
for some extracurricular
activities today.
- We just feel it's
really important for you guys
to be well-rounded
in this competitive world.
- Well-rounded?
[laughs] You want us to bulk up?
Sweet.
- No, Lynn, you're actually
going to the learning center.
- You're great at sports, honey,
but to realize
your full potential,
you could use a boost
in your academics.
- I'm great at math.
A TD plus extra point
equals seven, but if you go
for a conversion,
then it's eight.
Boom! Math!
[tires squealing]
Flag on the play!
- Uh, "Ceramics Studio"?
Are we lost?
- No, sweetie.
This is your stop.
You're great at science,
but to be well-rounded,
you need to embrace the arts.
[tires squealing]
- Yes, good call.
I was just on the verge
of curing the H N virus,
but, hey,
why don't I go make
a coffee mug instead?
- Royal Woods Community College?
What the hey, Pop Star?
- Luna, we love your fun lingo,
but to get ahead in life,
it wouldn't hurt
to brush up on your English.
[door creaks open]
- That's wack, bro.
- And Lori and Leni,
you'll be taking
SAT prep classes.
That's the best way
to get into a good college.
- What about just using
the front door?
- Let's book Leni
for the double session.
[tires squealing]
- We don't need no education!
- Life isn't all about
laughs, honey.
We think you'll learn
more about serious matters
by interning
at the mayor's office.
- Well, "mayor" day
be ruined, too.
[laughs] Get it?
But seriously,
I don't wanna do this.
- Basketball?
- We love how
independent you are, honey,
but when you get out
into the real world,
you'll need to know
how to work with a team.
- Of humans?Blech.
- Volunteering at a soup kitchen
will look great on your resume.
- You know
what won't look great?
Me in a hairnet!
- Finishing school
will teach you
some valuable social graces.
- I got social graces
up the wazoo!
[burps]
- Where am I going?
A police academy?
m*llitary school?
- Nope, you're going home.
To read comics.
[angelic choral music]
- I knew I was your favorite.
"The Senator Squad"?
"Lawmaking in action"?
- Yes, these are
educational comic books.
They'll help
broaden your outlook.
- So...not your favorite.
[guitar riff]
- I'm so proud of us.
- Me too.
Our kids are on their way
to becoming well-rounded,
high-achieving adults.
- Just like their 'rents, huh?
So, wanna watch that video
of old people
falling out of boats?
- Do I!
[old man shouts, water splashes]
♪
- Another day,
another educational comic.
- At least you don't have to
spend your day
making ceramic gravy boats.
- At least you can talk
how you wanna, bro--
I mean, m'lady.
- [yawns]
Kids, where are you going?
It's Saturday.
Go have fun.
[all cheering]
♪
- Luan, that's not a duck face.
[camera snaps]
[scoffs] Leni!
I wasn't ready!
- Say hi to the Internet!
- ♪ Do-wah, do-wah, do-wah
[Luna playing guitar,
horn honking]
- Hiya, Louds.
- Hey there, neighbors.
Got some fun plans
for the weekend?
- Yes, we do!
We're doing some volunteer work
for the city--
planting trees.
- It's all about
turning downtime
into well-round time.
- Najunge boja!
[dramatic musical flourish]
[traffic whirring]
- What happened to
"it's Saturday"?
The only thing I should
be picking up is my axe.
- You'll thank us
for this one day.
- [screams]
- But probably not today.
- I've got mud in my mouth.
- Lucky.
♪
- I'm going to be seeing
hamburger wrappers
in my sleep tonight.
- All right, kids.
[children gasp in fear]
- You're free to do
whatever you want
for the rest of the day.
- Guys!
I just ran into Bumper Sr.
at the coffee shop,
and he said they're taking
their kids to the symphony
for cultural enrichment!
- What?
Wash up, kids.
We're going to the opera!
[children groan]
[man singing operatically]
- [whispering]
Do they look enriched?
[children snoring]
[classical flourish]
- Wasn't that enriching, guys?
- I just ran into Jancey.
Her kids are raising money
for schools.
She says it's important
to keep them civic-minded.
- Back in the car!
[children groan]
- I'm really starting
to not like the Yateses.
[guitar riff]
[knocking]
- Hi.
Are you registered to vote?
- Bogus, dude--
I mean...
[affected accent]
That was rather uncouth.
[doors slamming]
- I know where you live!
♪
- Can we please go to bed now?
- Of course.
Jancey says kids need
hours of sleep
for maximum brain growth.
- Oh, well,
thank goodness for Jancey.
- I think we've earned
a little R and R.
You wanna watch that show
where they reenact old movies
with cats?
- Do I!
[dramatic music,
cats meowing]
announcer: We interrupt
"Cats-ablanca"
for this special news report.
- I'm standing here
with the Yates family,
who just saved
an endangered turtle.
- We want our kids
to appreciate the importance
of protecting wildlife.
- Dang it!
We didn't think about that one.
- Kids, wake up!
We're going turtle saving!
♪
[turtle growls]
- You wanna feed him, honey?
I've been doing it all week.
[chuckles nervously]
- [chomps]
- Ow.
- [chomps]
[both yelp]
[door creaks open]
- Hey, Mom and Dad.
I passed finishing school
with honors.
- I took first
in the State Math Bowl.
- We just took
our practice SATS.
My verbal score
went up points.
- Mine too,
so now it's .
- Behold the fruits
of my ceramic labors:
full-place settings.
- I made the all-star team.
- We cleared
the entire interstate
from here to Flint.
- I tutored some new citizens
in English,
then registered them to vote.
- I helped solve
the city's parking crisis.
- Wow, guys!
This is all so amazing.
We're so proud of you.
- What say we take
a little break
and get our ice cream on, huh?
- Sorry, Daddy.
Ice cream doesn't look good
on a resume--
especially if you spill it.
- Plus, it'll literally
just make us sluggish.
- Well, how about
a little trip to the movies?
- I don't see how that
will help us get ahead in life.
- Regretfully, I must concur.
Now we must excuse ourselves
to study our state capitols
flash cards.
- No ice cream?
- No movie?
[together]
We're failing our kids!
- Kids, come outside!
[guitar riff]
- Can we make this quick?
You're cutting into
our well-rounded time.
- Forget about
well-rounded time.
Forget about everything.
Just go have fun.
- Is this a trick?
- No.
We're sorry we've been forcing
all these activities
on you guys.
We got so caught up
in worrying about your future
that we forgot about
your present.
- But what about college?
- And our resumes?
- And embracing the arts?
- That stuff's important,
but there will be plenty
of time for that.
You're kids!
You should enjoy being kids.
[all cheering]
[car honking]
- Leni, there's a--
ah, whatever.
Say "hi" to the Internet!
- [screams]
Ah! Spider!
- Hey there, Louds.
We're off to the Postal Museum.
- Learning about the past
will help our kids
shape the future
What are you guys doing?
[Leni screaming, Luan giggling]
- Just having fun!
- Fun?
What's the purpose of that?
- Well, we think
that in this competitive world,
it's good to let kids
unwind a little.
- Huh.
We didn't think of that one.
- I guess if we switch
from the : tour
to the : ,
we can squeeze in...
seven minutes of fun.
What do you say, kids?
[upbeat rock music]
[children laughing]
- Hey,
while the kids are playing,
do you wanna watch videos
of old people
falling out of boats?
Jancey and Bumper:
Do I!
[heavy rock music]
♪
[Lincoln shouts]
- You ready, Stinkin'?
It's go time!Whoo!
- Tonight's game night
in the Loud house.
Sounds fun, right?
Not when you have a sister
like Lynn.
- Yo, twins!
Hope you read the menu,
'cause you're about
to get served!
- It's not that the rest of us
don't like playing games.
Heck, we don't even care
that Lynn wins every time.
It's just...
She's not exactly
a "good winner."
- Oh yeah, baby!
I win!
Lynn-er, Lynn-er,
chicken dinner!
- I thought
we were having salmon.
[heavy rock music]
- Yes!
I win!
Hah!
Losers clean up!
- And if you think that's bad,
last week she waited
till everyone fell asleep
and then wrote "loser"
on their foreheads.
Fortunately,
I got out of that one.
♪
- Hey, I was just wondering,
do you guys know
any good therapists?
- Well, Clyde recommends--
- To help you deal
with your loss tonight?
Burn!
[siblings sigh]
- Okay, guys.
What'll it be tonight?
- Go-go fishie.
- Good choice, Lily.
Go Fish it is.
♪
- Lynn, do you possess
any sevens?
- Hope you've got gas
in your boat.
- Pardon?
I have no aquatic vehicles.
- 'Cause you're going fishing!
- Lori, you seemed
pretty interested
in deuces last round.
Got any?
- [sighs]
- Boom!
[heavy rock music]
Welcome to Losertown,
population: you, you, you, you,
you, you, you, you, you, you.
- Well, now that
that's over with...
- Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up!
Tonight's special.
It's my...
[button beeps]
th win in a row!
I am unbeaten by you chumps!
[celebratory music]
Whoo!
- [coughing]
Dudes, this confetti's
made from our homework.
Bogus!
- [sighs]
I can't take this anymore.
She is so obnoxious.
- If only we could b*at her
just once,
maybe she'd stop gloating.
- How are we gonna do that
when she's better
at every game on the shelf?
- Maybe we need to try
a game that isn't on the shelf--
something
that Lynn doesn't know,
something that one of us
is really good at.
- I think I might
have just the game.
- "Pretty, Pretty
Pageant Queen"?
I don't even know
how to play this.
- Oh, okay.
If you're afraid of losing--
- I'm no loser.
It is on!
♪
- Oh! Just earned my sash.
Just two spaces from being
the pretty, pretty
pageant queen!
- Hold up.
It says in the rule book
that if you can roll
three tens at once,
you get three tens
from the judges
and an a*t*matic win.
[spits, dice rattle]
- [scoffs] Good luck.
The odds of such an occurrence
would be in , --
- Did it!
[siblings gasp]
- [groans]
- [grunts happily]
Lynn-er, Lynn-er,
chicken dinner!
[imitates clucking]
- We will never b*at her--
at anything.
- I know a game
I can b*at her at.
[toilet flushes]
Plumbing Pro.
You have to remove
all the objects
from the plumbing
without touching the sides.
- [scoffs] This looks easy.
I'll start by removing
the hairball
from the shower drain.
[game buzzes]
- Uh-oh!
You touched the side.
One more buzz and you lose.
- [growls]
'Scuse me a second.
[door creaks open, slams]
[grunts]
You wanna lose, Lynn?
[grunting] Huh, huh?
You wanna be the mayor
of Losertown?
[grunts]
Then get your head in the game.
[grunts]
[shouts]
[door creaks]
- She's coming back in.
- Let's do this!
[shouts]
[heavy rock music]
[game flushes]
Yes!
Another win for Lynn.
[game cracks,
siblings sigh]
- Guys!
I don't know why
I didn't think of this earlier.
The Ace Savvy trivia game!
There's no way she can b*at me.
♪
- Okay, guys.
Whoever answers
this last question right, wins.
[ticking music]
- [whispering]
Lincoln,
what the heck?
You haven't gotten
a single answer right.
- It's not my fault.
Lynn keeps getting in my head.
- "Who is Ace Savvy's sidekick?"
[buzzer sounds]
- Oh, that's so easy.
- Oh, is it?
Are you sure?
It could be a trick question.
I'm just sayin'.
[chuckles]
Game's riding on this.
It'd sure be a shame
if you choked.
[imitates choking]
[tense music]
- Massachusetts!
[buzzer sounds]
- [scoffs]
Even I know this one.
It's One-Eyed Jack.
- Correct.
- Boom!I win!
Better get out of here
before I breathe in
too many loser fumes.
- Sorry, guys.
I totally choked.
- It's okay, Lincoln.
[sighs]
None of us is good enough
to b*at her.
- But what about all of us?
Behold!
"The Settlers of Cat-Land."
The objective is to build
as many cat structures
as possible.
But here's the kicker:
One cannot do so
without forming alliances.
Ergo,
if we freeze out Lynn,
she is bound to go down
in proverbial flames.
[victorious ringing]
- What? [stammering]
Seriously?
No one has a yarn ball
to trade me for some catnip?
- [chuckles] Fresh out!
[siblings murmuring]
- [groans]
I can't build squat.
This game bites it--hard!
[timer rings and meows]
- Well, I see our time is up.
We have a ten-way tie for first,
with Lynn in a distant second.
- Count it again!
- Lynn, I do not make errors.
[victorious ringing]
[siblings cheering]
Well, that ought to stop
Lynn's competitive behavior.
- And all of her gloating.
- Yeah,
I'd say we really
got her "gloat."
We put her on
a "gloat-en"-free diet!
Unless she's a "gloat-en"
for punishment!
Hey, where are you going?
I'm just "gloat-in" started!
♪
- [slurping]
- I can chug faster than you!
[swallowing violently]
[burps]I win!
In your face, "Milk-coln"!Whoo!
[heavy rock music]
Race you to the top!
[crunch]
- Ow!
- Whoo-hoo!
I win!
[laughs] You went down hard.
- I thought I was going up.
- [babbling]
- Yes!I win.
[expl*si*n]
- Boom, I win!
Made an expl*si*n first.
- I wasn't trying
to make an expl*si*n!
[expl*si*n]
Dang it.
- I can wash faster than you.
[rapid splashing]
I can brush faster than you!
[spits, tooth boings]
I can go to sleep the fastest!
[siblings groan]
I can also snore the loudest!
[snoring rapidly]
[siblings groan]
Whoo!
I was up first!
[laughs] Lori, I totally ate
more bacon than you.
Loser!
- [groans]
- Where are you going?
- Anywhere I can
be away from Lynn.
- Pancake challenge, right now!
Which one of you lame-os
is gonna man up?
- Please, take us with you.
- [sighs contentedly]
This is sweet, right dudes?
[siblings chatter in agreement]
- I really need
a break from her.
- Come on, Lynn!
Push it, push it!
Dig deep!
[panting]
Yeah, you lose!
Eat my dust!
[panting]
[siblings groan]
[banging]
- We all know why we're here.
The Lynne situation
is literally the worst thing
that's ever happened.
- [grumbles] We never should've
b*at her at that cat game.
- I say we challenge Lynn
to a rematch--
only this time,
we throw the game.
That way, she'll feel
like a winner again,
and stop driving us crazy.
- A rematch, huh?
[chuckling] Well,
this place is
gonna be spotless--
after I wipe the floor with you!
Booyah!
Let's do this.
Will anyone trade me
a scratching post
for a laser pointer?
- Sure!
- Take mine, take mine!
- Will anyone trade me
a cat bed for a litter box?
- Negatory.
- Sorry!
- I gave my last one to Lynn.
- Your turn, Lynn.
- Yes!
Ball of twine, chumps.
[dice rattling]
One? Gah!
Come on!
[thump]
- Are you sure you
read that right?
- Six all day long, baby!
♪
Hope you guys are hungry,
'cause it's almost time
for Lynn-er, Lynn-er,
chicken dinner!
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling!
[mysterious string music]
[game pieces clatter]
[siblings shouting]
- What the--
- What's wrong with you?
- Why would you do that?
- What?
The plan was to throw the game,
and no one else
was doing it!
- Wait a sec.
Throw the game?
You guys were trying
to lose to me on purpose?
- Okay, yes we were.
We just thought
if we let you win,
you'd stop being
so insanely competitive with us.
- I was just trying
to get my edge back
after losing to you guys.
- Well,
to be completely transparent,
the only reason you lost
is because we all
teamed up against you.
- What?
Why would you do that?
- 'Cause after your wins--
- Well, technically ,
but who's counting.
- We couldn't take
your gloating anymore, dude.
- Yeah, we were all
in the same "gloat."
We were tired of eating
your "gloat-meal"!
- Not now, Luan.
- Wow.
So, you're saying
I'm a bad loser
and a bad winner?
- Precisely.
- You all feel this way?
- Yeah.
- Kinda.
- Afraid so.
- We feel this way.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to be a jerk.
I just love playing games,
especially with you guys.
Look,
if you give me another chance,
I promise to be a better sport.
What do you say?
- Why not!
- Okay, Lynn.
- Yes, first to apologize!
Uh, sorry,
that was the last one.
Better sport, starting...now.
♪
- That's all my cards.
So I guess...
- You can say it.
You win.
- Okay, cool.
I win.
Good game, guys.
Good game.
[door creaks open, slams]
[heavy rock music]
Yeah! I rule!
Lynn-er, Lynn-er,
chicken dinner!
[singing]
- At least it's not
to our faces.
- She is trying.
- She was pretty good!
- Getting there.
- Baby steps!
- [grunts, shouts]
Winner!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.