03x36 - Hero Today, Gone Tomorrow

[bunniefuu]

[m*llitary rhythm]

♪ ♪

- Come on, Margo.
Better get our protein on

before the game.

Those Beaverton Bees
are going down!

- Down to Loser Town!

- Down!
- Huah!

both: Whoo, whoo, whoo!

- Lynn Loud,
what's a star like you

doing standing in line
on game day?

You should be saving
your energy for the field.

- Yeah. You gotta keep that
ten-game scoring streak going!

- Actually, it's .

- 'Sup, LJ?
Your usual pre-game special?

- You know it!

- Two Double Belchers,
extra pickles,

extra onion,
triple hot sauce!

[snap]

- Thanks for turning me on
to this burg.

I think it's really
taken my game up a notch.

- Oh, I know, right?
[belch]

It's all about converting
fire to fuel.

- Don't mean to bother
you gals,

but my little one would love
to meet Lynn Loud!

She's a huge fan.

She even made
her own jersey.

- Honored to meet you.
You coming to the game today?

Cool. I'm gonna score
a goal just for you.

Sorry about all this.

It's not like I'm the only
player on the team.

- Pshhhh! You deserve
all the credit you get.

You're amazing.
- And you're an amazing friend.

Burger high five!

[both laughing]

[whistle blows]

- [panting]

[crowd cheers]

- Paula, Paula!

♪ ♪

[crowd cheers]

- Take a knee,
Kangaroos.

Paula, you can stand.

Okay, scores tied,
but we have just enough time

for one last play.
Just get the ball to Lynn,

and let her do her thing.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Quadruple teamed?

Are you kidding?

Take the sh*t, Margo!

- Ooh...ah...

- Wow, Margo!

- I...I can't believe it!

- That was incredible!

- Margo! Margo! Margo!

- Is this weird for you?

- What? Why?

- We're usually carrying
you after a game.

- Pffff. It's not weirdat all.

I'm happy to share
the spotlight.

- Margo! Margo!

- Amazing!
- Wow!

- What are you guys
watching?

Is it that video where the
dolphin takes down the shark?

'Cause I fall asleep
to that every night.

- No. It's Margo's play
at yesterday's game.

Check it out!
- I saw it.

I was there.
- Shh! Be quiet.

Here it comes.

[video game music]

- That's cool.
- Amazing!

- Sick!
- Uh, the special effects

seem a little
over the top, but--

- Look! There she is!

- Margo! Margo! Margo!

[dramatic chords]

- Are you sure
this isn't weird?

'Cause we're usually
cheering for you.

- Paula, I'm fine. Don't you
have German right now?

Hey, I know you know this,

but I just wanna say
how happy I am for y--

- [twirr]
Yo! Forget the sit-ups

and circle up.

Margo, come on over here.

I have seen some amazing
athletic feats in my day,

but nothing like that kick!

Tell us how you did it!

- Oh. I-I don't know.

- Ah, don't be shy.

Modesty's for losers!

- Okay. Well, I've been
practicing for a while,

and a lot of it is timing.

- [twirr]
Feldman!

Kumar! Quit picking
your wedgies!

A star's talkin'!

- [growls]

[thumping]

- Okay, people, pencils out,
books away.

We're starting with
a pop quiz on polynomials.

Quiz for you,
and quiz for you.

No quiz for Margo.

You get a pass for whooping
those Beaverton Bees!

[chuckles] My ex-wife
is their assistant coach.

- Oh! Uh, thanks,
Mr. Bolhofner.

- Quiz for you
and quiz for you.

[thumping, pressure
hiss increase]

[beep]
- You're Margo Roberts,

aren't you?

- Yes. I know,
I have a fine.

- Oh, no, not that.
I saw your play on the news.

It was so inspiring, I started
a librarian soccer league!

Consider the fine
taken care of.

- Wow, thank you!

[beep]
- Uh-oh. I can't let you

check this out--you owe
. in late fees.

- You know,
I play soccer too.

I'm in the midst
of a -game goal streak.

- I didn't see that
on the news.

- [growls]
[thumping, pressure hiss]

both: Whoo, whoo, whoo!

Whoo, whoo, whoo!

- There she is--Margo!

- Hey, what's it like
being on a team

with a superstar,
huh, Lynn?

- Psshh! As Lynn and I
like to say,

there's no "I" in team.

- But there is an "M,"
and it's for Margo!

- Sorry about all this
weird attention

I've been getting.

- Oh, don't worry about it.

You totally deserve it.

Hey, where's
the Double Belcher?

- Oh, we just renamed it
the Margo Miracle.

It's been our best seller
today.

- Wow! Really?
We'll take two.

- Greaaaaat.

- Sorry, Margo,
my little one

would love to meet you.
She's a huge fan.

She even made
her own jersey.

- Aw!

- [grunts]

[growling]
- Are you okay?

Your anger vein is doing
that thing it does.

- No! I'm not okay.

[panting] I've been carrying
my soccer team all season.

I'm the top goal-scorer.
I bust my butt every game.

Then one fluke sh*t,
and poof!

Everyone loses their minds!

[grunting]

- Sorry, Lynn,
I got distracted.

I was just watching a video
of Margo's amazing kick.

- Oh, that does it!

[pop]
Arrrghhhh!

People want fancy sh*ts.

LJ's gonna give them
fancy sh*ts.

- Hey, how come you weren't
at the Burpin' Burger today?

You feeling okay?
- Yeah. Wasn't hungry.

That's all.

- That's weird, isn't it?

She's always hungry.

[exciting percussive music]

crowd: Oh!

- No sweat.
Lotsa ways to make a big play.

♪ ♪

- Over here!

crowd: Oh!

♪ ♪

[crowd murmuring]

- [groans] Come on, Lynn.
Only one minute left!

♪ ♪

- Here, here!

♪ ♪

[crowd cheers]
Whoo, whoo!

LJ all day, baby!

- Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn,
Lynn, Lynn!

- Sweet goal
yesterday!

- Up top!
[locker closes]

- Yo, yo, Margo!

Huh.
Guess she didn't hear me.

- Lynn, I got your playin HG!

I'm adding special
effects right now!

- Ha ha ha. You don't
need to do all that.

Though maybe when I hit
the ball,

it can make like a...
puuuuaaaaooohhhh!

- Oh, yeah!
- Good note!

[school bell rings]

♪ ♪

- Oh, hey, Margo.

- [twirr]
Gather round, guys.

Lynn's gonna tell us
about her miraculous play.

- Well, if you insist.

There I was,
a minute left on the clock,

the whole game
riding on me.

- Well, well, if it isn't
Royal Woods' star athlete!

Oops. You've still got
that fine.

But we can take care
of that.

[beeping, line ringing]

- Go for Margo.
- Ugh. Hey, it's me again.

Just wondering where you are

and if you wanted
to get a burg with me.

Haven't seen you all day.
Okay, bye.

- Look, it's Lynn Loud!

Soccer star selfie!
[click]

- We thought Margo's
kick was amazing.

But your move
blew us away!

- LJ, check it out.
We renamed the Margo Miracle

the Loud Rebound
in your honor.

Now it comes with fries
and a drink.

- I'll take a dozen!

[crowd noise]

Protein for my players!

Loud Rebound for you
and for you.

Heads up, Margo!
Loud Rebound comin' at ya!

What gives?
You don't just let good meat

fall to the ground
like that.

- I'm not hungry.
- Do you wanna work out

some plays before the game?
- No, thanks.

You'll probably just end up
doing your own thing anyway.

- What's that
supposed to mean?

- So you didn't spend
the whole last game

trying to make a big play

so you could get the spotlight
back?

- Okay, maybe I did.
So what?

I deserve that spotlight.
I've worked really hard for it.

- That's not the point,Lynn.

I never minded being
in yourshadow.

But it seems like you can't
do the same for anyone else.

Even for a second.
Even for a friend.

- So...you and Margo
used to be besties,

but now there's a literal
beef between you.

[twirr]

- Hey, Margo!

Can I talk to you?

Wait up!

Margo, I know I can
be really competitive--

Oof--[slam]

Can you guys lay off?

I'm trying to apologizehere!

[twirr]
- Okay, girls,

there's one minuteleft.

Just get the ballto Lynn.

- Well, don't forget
about Miracle Margo.

This is a team sport.

[twirr, twirr]

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

Margo, take it!
- What are you doing?

- It's all you, Margo.
- Why?

You had an open sh*t!

- Listen, you were right.

When you were getting
all that attention,

I shoulda just been
happy for you

the way you always are
for me.

I'm sorry.

- Well, thanks.

I appreciate
the apology.

Here. Go win
the game for us.

- No. I want you
to take the sh*t.

- No. I want you
to have it.

- No, seriously,
you really should.

- I insist.
- Please, you go!

- That's my Paula!

- Paula! Paula! Paula!

- Well, looks like the
spotlight's off both of us now.

- Eh. I don't mind.

Let her enjoy
the attention while it lasts.

- Huah!
- Huah!

Paula! Paula!

- Look, it's Paula!

- First, this was
the Margo Miracle.

Then it was
the Loud Rebound,

and now, it's the
Holla for Paula.

It must be really weird
for you guys.

- Pshh!
- Naw.

It's delicious no matter
what you call it.

- Burger high five!
- Burger high five!

- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house ♪

- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪

- ♪ Loud house ♪

♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪

♪ Never any privacy ♪

♪ Chaos with kids ♪

♪ That's the way
it always is ♪

♪ In the Loud house ♪