- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like Ping-Pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach the bathroom
on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪
♪ Guy's got to do
what he can to survive ♪
- ♪ In the Loud house
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Duck, dodge, push,
and shove ♪
♪ Is how we show our love
- ♪ In the Loud house,
in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
- ♪ Loud Loud Loud
♪ Loud house
- Poo-poo.
[funky music]
♪
[school bell rings]
[boy grunting]
- Man, I hate dodge ball!
Oof!
- Me too!
- It's the worst.
- I'd rather milk
an ornery cow!
- Chill, guys.
Just like we practiced.
Snake formation!
So, we're all chilling at my
place again today?
Left!
- Sure! Oh!
We can make another
popcorn pizza!
- Right!
Sorry guys--
- Left!
- I can't make it.
- Right!
- Lincoln, you haven't
hung out with us all week!
- I know,
I've just had this thing
to take care of.
[whistle blows]
Have fun, guys!
Catch ya later!
Hey! Girl Jordan!
The whistle blew!
- You know,
I'm worried about Lincoln.
It isn't like him to not
want to hang out.
- [gasps] You think maybe an
alien has taken over his body?
- That would explain
the white hair.
- Guys,
it's not an alien!
Lincoln and I have a signal
for that if that happens.
- Well, something ain't right!
- We're Lincoln's friends,
and we have to do something.
- Respect his privacy?
- No! We are totally
going to spy on him
and find out what's going on!
Hey, Girl Jordan!
The whistle blew!
- Ronnie Anne's old house?
This is where he's been
coming every day?
- Doesn't he know
she moved?
- I think I know
what's going on here.
Lincoln's got a classic case
of P.B.B.
- Peanut butter breath?
- No.
- Pale boy bangs?
- No.
- Polybrominated biphenyls?
- No.
Lincoln has P.B.B.,
or Post Break-Up Blues.
The poor guy misses
Ronnie Anne so much
that he's coming here every day
to pine for her.
I learned all about it
in the pamphlets I collected
in Dr. Lopez' waiting room.
- So, what do we do?
Should we talk to him about it?
- No! The pamphlet says
that will just send him
into a denial spiral.
The only way to reverse P.B.B.
and get closure
is to distract him from
thinking about Ronnie Anne
by using a three-step process
called B.B.P.
The first B
is for boys' night out!
- Oh! My memaw said
I have to be home before dark!
- A boys' afternoon out
sounds great, guys!
What brought this on?
- Your P.B.B.
- My what?
- Er, your pale
boy bangs!
They're so pretty, the world
needs to see 'em!
- Come on, Lincoln!
First thing this boys'
afternoon out needs
is some new threads.
My dad said he'd hook us up!
[disco-like music]
- Now,
there's five happenin' cats.
You're gonna be fighting off
the ladies with a stick!
- Aw, dang, I didn't bring
my stick!
- Yeah, thanks!
- These are great!
- Thanks again, Dad!
- Now, you kids have fun.
Make sure to return
the suits by tonight,
and don't get
a single spot on 'em
or you'll be grounded
for a month!
Have fun!
- [gulp]
- Anybody else feel like havin'
buffalo wings?
- And nachos!
- Chili fries!
- Darn tootin'!
- Uh, guys?
Careful, guys!
Zach, napkin!
Lincoln, watch that sauce!
- It's working!
He looks happy.
- These pamphlets
have never steered me wrong.
[music playing]
- Oooh-wee, I love this song!
- You know who else
loves this song?
Ronnie Anne.
[dramatic chords]
- Oh, uh, I just remembered,
I hate this song!
[song changes]
- Let me tell you guys about
our dessert specials.
We've got
the heart-shaped cookie,
the lovers' sundae for two,
and the tira-missyou.
[giggles]
- Nobody wants desserts!
Let's play some games!
- I wanted dessert.
- Let's play
Dance, Dance, Revolution.
[harp chords play]
Never mind!
- Let's just watch some TV.
- Uh-oh! Those are Ronnie Anne's
favorite tag-team wrestlers,
Payne and Suffering!
- Uh, this place is lame.
Who's up for a boys' day out
music montage?!
[disco-like music]
♪
♪
- This boys' day out has been
a blast, you guys!
- That's great to hear, Lincoln.
Would you say you feel
"a sense of closure and more
optimistic about the future"?
- Um, that's pretty specific...
but, yeah, I guess.
[beeping]
Whoops, sorry, guys!
I have to go take care
of that thing again.
[running footsteps]
- Ugh! I can't believe it!
- So much for closure!
- He's back at Ronnie Anne's!
- Ooh-whee! He's got it bad
for that gal!
- Don't worry.
Minor setback.
The pamphlet
says this can happen.
If the first B in B.B.P.
doesn't work,
you just move onto the second
B: Beautiful Ladies.
- That's my favorite B!
[car horn blasts]
Guys, protect the suits!
Snake formation!!
[dramatic music]
Ha! You can't b*at
the Rust Man that easily!
[birds calling]
Noooooo!
Oh, man, what am I gonna tell
my dad about those suits?
- Aww, don't you worry.
You can get bird poop out.
It's donkey poop
you gotta worry about.
- Here comes Lincoln.
We're all clear
about what to do?
- Hey, guys!
- Hey, buddy!
You took care of your...
thing?
- Yep!
- Glad you could hang out
some more!
- I declare, Zach,
isn't that your friend Renee
over there
in yonder comic book store?
- You are right, Liam.
She is probably there
because she is
a huge Ace Savvy fan.
- Hey, Lincoln, you're a huge
Ace Savvy fan, too!
You should go talk
to her!
- I don't--
It's so cool
to meet someone
who loves Ace
as much as I do.
- Same here!
- Whoa, is that the limited
edition Christmas issue
with the variant cover?
- "Deck the Halls"? I've been
looking for that forever.
- Me too.
both: It's the only copy.
- Give it!
- It's mine!
- Looks like we're gonna need
another beautiful lady.
[whack]
And an ice pack.
Hey, Liam, isn't that
your cousin, Hattie?
- Tar-nation!
I didn't see her horse
parked outside.
Lincoln, you should
set next to her.
She's a bigger sci-fi
fan than you are!
- Ooooh! My, my, how do?
I'm Hattie.
- Shh!
- I'm Lincoln.
- You done seen
this picture before?
Oooh! I love the part where
the alien becomes human!
audience: Boo!
- Kind of a spoiler.
- That ain't nothing!
Turns out the whole thing's
just a dream!
[audience groans, mutters]
- She did not say that!
- Rusty, you must know
some beautiful ladies.
- Well, you know--
- Yeah, you're always
bragging about
what a ladies' man you are!
- It's tough on such
short notice--
- Come, on man,
it's for Lincoln!
- Uh...sure.
I can make a call.
Ahh...here comes
the lovely lady now.
- Hello, Rusty!
I'm very excited to meet
this white-haired gentleman
you told me about.
- Rusty, who is that?!
- Uh, my piano teacher?
[dramatic musical sting]
Guys, give me a break!
I've been going through
a bit of a dry spell.
- [sighs] What are we
gonna do, guys?
Nothing seems to be working.
- Hi...yah!
- Wait a minute, guys!
Maybe instead of
meeting someone who likes
the same things as Lincoln,
he needs to meet someone
who likes the same things
as Ronnie Anne.
- Wha-wha-wha!
[screams]
- Ooh, good thinking,
man!
- You should write your own
pamphlets, dawg!
- Well, I finally got all
the hot buttered popcorn
out of my hair and--
Aah!
- Hey, we were thinking about
doing some group karate.
- Uh, guys?
I thought you said group.
- Oh, did you want
to spar?
- No, uh, that's--
- Uh...
[whack, Lincoln yells]
I don't think beautiful ladies
is doing the trick.
- Hi-yah!
[wham]
- Well, in that case,
it's time to move on
to the final letter of B.B.P.--
P for Paradise.
[thud]
- Uhh!
- The pamphlet says
Tahiti and Hawaii
are good options.
- Wha-wha-wha-wha!
- Hmm...
Sounds a little
out of our budget.
- "Hazeltucky Motel
and Water Park."
- Yep! Three days in paradise!
We even packed your bag.
- Uh, guys, I appreciate
the thought,
but why are you doing this?
- Because, buddy, it's the only
way to cure your P.B.B.!
- I have peanut butter breath,
and no one told me?!
- No, Post-Breakup Blues.
We know Ronnie Anne
broke your heart
when she moved away,
and we're trying to
help you put the pieces
back together.
- Yeah, we seen you standing
outside her house,
lookin' like a cat
who done lost his saucer!
- [laughs] Oh, man, that's what
this is all about?
Guys, you got it all wrong.
I don't miss Ronnie Anne.
- Here comes
the denial spiral...
- No, seriously,
I was only sitting
in front of her house because--
- All aboard!
[no sound]
- He'll thank us later.
- Yeah. I just hope he knows
how lucky he is
to have friends like us.
[phone vibrates]
- Huh. Lincoln
must've dropped his phone.
Ronnie Anne?! Ughh!
Unbelievable!
She's still tormenting him?
I'll handle this.
Hello, Ronnie Anne.
This is Clyde,
Lincoln's best friend.
- I know who you are, Clyde.
Where's Lincoln?
- You need to leave him alone!
- Yeah! He needs space
to get over you!
- Get over me?
- Yeah, since you left,
the poor guy's just been
standing in front
of your old house every day.
- Yeah! Because I asked him to
look out for a package
that was sent to me there.
- How's that now?
all: Uh-oh.
- Did you guys do something
stupid again?
- We have to stop that bus!
- Snake formation!
It'll cut down wind resistance!
all: Aaaahhhh!
- I'm glad
they caught you in time.
- Yeah, I've never seen Clyde
run that fast.
He actually threw up.
- You must've been furious
with them
for putting you through
all of that.
- Nah, they were just trying
to be good friends.
Besides, I think they're
suffering enough right now.
- Man, this bird poop
isn't coming out!
- Maybe I was wrong.
Maybe it's donkey poop
that comes out easy
and it's that dang bird poop
that you gotta worry about.
- Well, the good news is,
your package finally arrived!
- Cool! Hey,
could you open it for me?
I want to make sure
it's not damaged.
- [laughing]
Oh, man.
That cost me bucks,
but it was so worth it.
Smell ya later, lame-o.
- Ugh! Ronnie Anne!
Ha.
I guess the guys were right.
I really do miss her.
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud house
- ♪ Loud house
- ♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪
♪ That's the way we show
our love in the Loud house ♪
- ♪ Loud house
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line to take a pee
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud house
02x26 - Back Out There
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.