Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

(GIRLS BREATHING HEAVILY)

(KISSES)

(WHISPERS) I really need to...

(WHISPERS) Hold it.

(MOANS)

(LAUGHING)

Don't look! (LAUGHING)

I love you.

You don't have to say it back.

I'm sorry. I just...

I love you.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ I been f*ck' models

♪ I been poppin' bottles all night

♪ Playboy in the grotto

♪ Put it on your face, boy ♪

(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

SOPHIE: They're not as nihilistic

as they look on the internet.

That's just, like,
what they want you to think.

So, David thinks
you're a childhood friend.

Mmm-hmm. Yeah, he actually was, um,

my preschool boyfriend.

Of course, before I realized
that I was a raging d*ke.

(CHUCKLES)

Wow.

(CELL PHONE BUZZES)

They all look so impressive.

You're impressive.

Yeah, sure.

I'm serious.

Jordan is going to be obsessed with you.

So... (SIGHS)
(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

♪ I feel daddy as f*ck

♪ Whippin' in a pink truck, daddy as f*ck

♪ He wanna get in my guts

♪ Lickin' my cl*t 'til I n*t,
daddy as f*ck...

Who is that?

My mom.

♪ Ooh, Daddy as f*ck
I feel daddy as f*ck

(LAUGHING)

You little freak.

I'm... I'm not. I just...

She's gonna be fine, all right?

It's okay to be nervous.

That's part of the fun.

♪ Daddy as f*ck
I feel, I feel...

♪ Ooh, Daddy as f*ck
I feel daddy as f*ck

♪ Daddy as f*ck
I feel daddy as f*ck

♪ I feel, I feel, I feel

♪ Come f*ck me,
I'm horny, haha! ♪

(CLICKING SWITCH)

Ugh, this f*cking window.

(CLICKING)

(GATE SQUEAKING)

(SIGHS)

(SQUEALS)

It's gonna be so fun!

(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)
(CAR LOCKS)

(BEE SIGHS)

You coming?

Yeah. Um...

I forgot something
in the car.

Okay...

Don't take too long.

(KISSES)

(BOTH GIGGLING)

(CAR UNLOCKS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

(WHISPERS) Your game.

(CAR LOCKS)

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(INHALES DEEPLY, SCREAMS)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

Oh, my God!

SOPHIE: Surprise, b*tches!

Oh, my God!

You f*cking wh*re!

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

DAVID: What the f*ck?
It's Sophie.

SOPHIE: b*tch!
Oh...

What is she doing here?

I don't know.
ALICE: Oh, oh...

Hello!

SOPHIE: You got me soaking
wet, you bad little girl.

ALICE: Come here...
GREG: Whoo, boy!

Hey, did I win?

Yes, Greg.

I told you guys.
I got really big lungs!

DAVID: I know.

ALICE: Oh, my God.

I can't believe
you're here, like,

last time I saw you,

you were coked out
on the subway,

pissing on the floor
like a little hyena.

I thought you
were an NYU student.

(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, my God.

And that is why we do not let
the Henny monster out anymore.

No, no!

Okay, but, seriously,
how are you?

I'm good. Yeah.
Yeah?

Yeah, I'm, like, really good.
Good. Good.

You look so good.

I miss you!
I miss you too.

Also, I have to say,
love the podcast.

Okay, we have
a fan of the pod.

We love the podcast.

ALICE: A fan of the pod.
(LAUGHING)

Oh, my God!
It's so good to see you!

I can't believe that
you're here! It's, like, what?

Hi. Hi, I'm Emma.
Hi.

Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.

That was so rude of me.
I'm Alice.

You guys, this is Bee.

Bee, this is everyone.

That's David, my best friend

in the whole, whole,
whole wide world.

That's Emma.

That's Jordan, and...

'Sup! I'm Greg.

'Sup, player! I'm Sophie.

Oh!

Whoa. You're Sophie?

(SOPHIE CHUCKLES)

Real nice of you
to make it, Soph.

Ooh, spicy, spicy, Jordan.

What is that supposed to mean?

JORDAN: Just means that
we have all been here

and nobody had any f*cking
clue that you were coming.

Let alone, an hour before

the storm is supposed
to start, so...

What? I totally
told you guys

that I was coming.

And I texted you.

In the group chat?
Yeah.

No, you didn't.
Whatever,

you guys know that I'm
useless with text, right?

Also, we meant
to come up yesterday,

but then Bee got scheduled
for a shift at work, so...

Oh, where do you work?

GameHut.
EMMA: Oh, nice.

ALICE: Why are you guys
being so weird?

Are you talking about me?

What are you doing with that champagne?
ALICE: Guys!

You know you're not supposed
to touch my dad's sh*t.

Sophie is here.
Okay, it's Sophie.

It's a once in a
millennium sighting.

We're doing it.
DAVID: No.

Yes, come on.

Who wants to pop it?
GREG: I'll do it.

Greg, you'll help me pop it?
Yeah, I'll pop it.

Okay.
Yeah.

BEE: I, um...

I brought something.

Oh! What, uh... What is it?

It's, uh, zucchini. A bread.

It's zucchini bread.
DAVID: Thank you.

Yum.

Hey, nerds.
EMMA: That's sweet.

(ALL GASPS)

Oh, my, God! Oh, my God!

How did you do that?

Did you see that?
All right.

It's not that cool.
That was crazy.

ALICE: Oh, my God!

EMMA: Wow.
Wow.

That was so sick. I can't
believe we didn't video that.

Give me my dad's Gurkha sword.

Gimme that.
Here, man.

f*ck, that was so good.
I just found it on the wall.

Yeah, don't grab
sh*t off my wall.

Whoa! Eh, careful
with that pour,

the shits expensive.

All right, all right.
There we go. There we go.

Thanks.
Really impressive.

DAVID: Nice pouring.

Soph, you want?
I'm sober.

(GASPS)

Yay!
No, thanks.

Congrats.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

GREG: Cheers.
EMMA: Cheers. (CHUCKLES)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)
GREG: To hurricanes!

JORDAN: To hurricane parties!

GREG: Yeah.
JORDAN: To hurricanes.

To hurricanes.

JORDAN: Deep.

(THUNDERCLAP)

Guys it's starting!
(RAIN PATTERING)

Party time!

Starting.

sh*t. f*ck.

Okay, what's going on
with Max?

Nothing.
Where is he?

He's just taking a break.
He'll be back.

What does that mean?

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

Is that all you got,
m*therf*cker!

(THUNDERCLAP)
(HOWLING)

(ALL CHEERING)

Let's go!

(ALL SCREAMING)

(BEE MOANS)

Hey, f*ck!
(GASPS)

Can we talk for a second?

Can you knock?
No, it's my house.

Sure. What's up?

In private.
Oh!

Sure.

I'm sorry. He'll learn.

I'll be right back.

DAVID: Yeah, that's what
Tom Hanks said in Castaway.

(DOOR CLOSES)

She's actually really cute.

In like a school sh**ter
type of way.

"Brought you
zucchini bread, Dave."

She's mine. Hands off.

(DOOR CLOSES)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

JORDAN: Hey.

Oh, hi... I...

Uh, I was just...
No, no, I know.

It's beautiful. The house.

Sophie's parents have one
that's even bigger.

Just be careful, okay?

With Sophie. Just...

be careful.

Okay.

(WHISPERS) Okay.

But he's, like, not hot.
You know what I mean?

He's like, like, your mom

would be like,
"Ooh, he's hot."

Not your mom,
I mean moms in general.

Moms that have been married

for like , years
and they see, like,

him going out of a Starbucks...

Alice got to bring someone
without telling anyone.

So you do read the chat.

Why is everyone
so obsessed with the chat?

Now, you're here. I'm here,
we're here together, right?

Why are we worrying
about the chat?

When we can just
live in the moment.

Yeah, it's 'cause
you went to rehab

and you're not on drugs.

So, like, everything is like,

"Ooh, why don't
we just all be cool, man?"

You have a little problem
with Greg?

(SNORTS, COUGHS)

The lumberjack.

It's a new pod.

I'm not used
to the inhaling yet.

What is he, like, ?

I don't know.
I think Alice found him

on Tinder, or some sh*t.

Apparently, he was
in Afghanistan.

I think he was in the Army,
or some sh*t, so...

Well, that's hot.

He's not...
He's not, like, that hot.

You don't have to think
he's attractive,

only Alice has to think
that he's attractive.

Like, I feel, like,

I'm more attractive than that.

You do?
Absolutely.

And what are the features

that you're bringing
to the table?

Well, I just look like I f*ck.

You know what I mean?
Mmm.

I look like I... I f*ck.

And that's the vibe
I like to put out there.

Yeah.
No, uh, yeah,

he's, he's really handsome.
Whatever. (CHUCKLES)

I mean, we don't have to
talk about it all the time.

What the f*ck
happened to your face?

f*cking Max.

Max did that?
Yes, f*cking Max, really.

Okay? I was standing outside

and he just ran up to me
and punched me in the eye.

Just ran up to you?
He just did.

Look at it.
He just came up to you and did that, huh?

I think it...
actually think it looks

kind of dope, though.
Don't you think?

It's getting f*cking darker.

I look like a,
like a warrior. Right?

Like, it's kind of...
It's kind of cool.

Like, it's kind of hot.

Like, if you saw me
coming out of a -Eleven,

you'd be like...
(LAUGHING)

Um... (CLICKS TONGUE)

So have you had
a chance to, uh,

talk to my parents at all?

What the f*ck
are you doing here, Soph?

I missed you.

We both know that's a lie.

Nobody's ever missed me.

(LAUGHING)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(REPORTER ON TV
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

Ugh, no! Please, no!

Ugh, my God,
can you turn that off?

It's bumming me out.
(CHUCKLES)

Yeah. You're right.
You're right.

Hey, guys, can I...
Can I get on the Wi-Fi?

Oh, God, I can never
remember the password.

It's, like, an actually
good password.

JORDAN: I'll transfer it.
What's your email?

BEE: Uh... What?

What is your email?

(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

Hey...
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)

(IN ENGLISH) I'm sorry.
My service went out,

but I am on a Wi-Fi now.

So, that's good.

GREG: I % wanna do a TikTok.
All of you can do it.

Okay. Do you know this?
Which one is it?

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

GREG: I don't know
what I'm doing.

ALICE: Follow...
We'll watch it...

You'll catch it. Yeah.

Okay, ready, three, two...

EMMA: Keep up, keep up.

JORDAN: Go!
EMMA: Look at you.

(LAUGHING)

Are we at the last part?

JORDAN: That was good. That was good.
Okay.

Greg went a little rogue
but we're checking the moves.

ALICE: No, you didn't.
Again, again, again.

EMMA: At the end
you go like this.

ALICE: Ready? Get ready.
You okay?

JORDAN: We should just,
just post it.

ALICE: It's very good.

JORDAN: I'm ready for
the flow. One more time!

Three, two, one, go!

Do you want a drink?

Do you want something?

Here you go. There we go!

She's having a good time.

Let's go!

Yeah! Oh, my God.

Okay, b*tch.

ALICE: I make it very salty.

It's incredibly salty.

EMMA: Is this your
first relationship?

Uh, no.

You just, kind of,
give that vibe.

Not in a bad way.
BEE: Yeah.

How long have
you guys been together?

Oh, uh, six weeks.

Nice.
Wow.

Six weeks with Sophie.
(CHUCKLES)

Alice.
In a good way, that's good.

Are you from Moscow?

BEE: No.
Oh.

BEE: Why?

Doctor Zhivago
is my favorite film.

ALICE: Ugh, my God,

what is going on
with this storm?

I'm, like, make up your mind.

I want it to start,
like, pouring again

so that we can go
f*cking crazy.

Oh, you know that has
weed in it, right?

Not a lot,
I just wanted to let you know.

Just didn't want you
to go to town and then...

EMMA: Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
ALICE: You know what I mean?

(LAUGHS)

Ooh, we're getting
a lot of likes.

ALL: (SINGING) ♪ I'm smart

♪ I'm strong

♪ I'm ready for
whatever comes along!

♪ I've got good friends

♪ We'll stick together
to the end

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ Hey, I can be the answer

♪ I'm ready to dance
when the vamp up

♪ And when I hit that dip
get your camera

♪ You could see I been
that b*tch since the pamper

♪ And that I am
that young sis, the beacon

♪ The b*tch who wants
to compete and

♪ I can freak a fit that pump
with the peep and

♪ You know what your b*tch
become when her weave in

♪ I just wanna
sip that punch

Ow! Ow!
What the f*ck?

♪ Kick it with your b*tch
who come from Parisian

♪ She know where I get
mine from, and the season

David! Ow! What the f*ck?

Oh, my God!

♪ I guess that c**t
gettin' eaten

♪ I guess that c**t
gettin' eaten

Are you being an incel?

I'm coked up and I bit her.

♪ I was in the
On the uptown A

♪ n*gga, you know what's up
Or don't you?

♪ Word to who made ya
I'm a rude b*tch, n*gga

♪ What are you made up of?

♪ I'm a eat
your food up, boo

♪ I'm a look right, n*gga
Bet you do want to f*ck

♪ n*gg*s better, ohh-run-run

♪ You could get shot, homie

♪ If you do want
to put your g*ns up

♪ Tell your crew don't front
I'm a hoodlum, n*gga

Excuse me. (LAUGHS)

♪ b*tch, I'm 'bout
to blew up too

♪ I'm the one today
I'm the new sh*t boo

So did you, um...

Did you go to college
here in the States, or, um...

Yeah, here...
I, I mean, in Utah State.

SOPHIE: You need to chill out.

DAVID: I guess.

No, I'm serious,
you need to...

You need to chill out.

I'm just really sweaty
and I need to hydrate myself.

Okay?

You should watch your girl.

Looks like she's
having fun with Jordan.

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

♪ What you gon' do
when I appear?

♪ When I premiere?

♪ b*tch, the end
of your lives are near

♪ This sh*t been mine, mine!

♪ b*tch, I'm in the

♪ With the fifth c*ck
n*gga It's the zoo

♪ f*ck you gon' do
When your goon sprayed up?

♪ Bet his b*tch won't get him
Betcha you won't do much

♪ See even if
you do want to bust

♪ Your b*tch'll get you cut
and touch your crew up too

♪ Pop, you playin'
with your butter

♪ Like your boo won't true
c*ck the g*n too

♪ Where you do eat poom, hun

♪ I'm f*ck' with
your cutie q

♪ What's your d*ck like, homie
What are you into?

♪ What's the run dude?
Where do you wake up?

♪ Tell your b*tch
keep hatin'... ♪

Silence!
(MUSIC STOPS)

JORDAN: What? Stop!

Who wants to play
Bodies Bodies Bodies?

DAVID: Ah, f*ck!
EMMA: Yes!

SOPHIE: So, if you draw
the piece of paper

that has the "X" on it,

you are the m*rder*r.

And you have
to keep it a secret.

Guys, I get so stressed out
every time we play this.

Someone always ends up crying.

ALICE: You always
end up crying.

Okay, I can access
my emotions easily.

ALICE: Very incredibly easily.

She's an actress,
she always cries first.

(GREG AND ALICE LAUGHS)

I'm just saying,
this game gets very ugly.

Oh, my God, no, it does not.

It gets ugly
when she ugly cries.

EMMA: Literally, every single
time we play,

people start fighting.

DAVID: Yeah, well, that's
what makes it fun, Emma.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

Where's Max?

He's not responding
to my texts.

(WHISPERS) Oh, Jesus...

So, how do you play?

SOPHIE: So, I'm gonna
hit the lights in a second.

And if you are the m*rder*r,

you have to sneak around
and k*ll someone

by, like, touching them
on the back.

And then, everyone else
has to avoid being k*lled.

And then, if you are k*lled,

you have to fall down
and pretend you're dead.

ALICE: Like this.

GREG: Cool.

Hey, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
Alice, do you wanna...

What?
DAVID: Do you wanna...

You know.
Oh! Excuse me, I have to go.

It's an emergency.

(GROANS) Excuse me.

JORDAN: The most
important part

is if you do
come across a body,

you have to yell,
"Bodies, bodies, bodies."

And then, once that happens,

we'll turn all
the lights back on

and then we'll try
to figure out who did it.

Could you hold this?

Did Greg touch that?

Oh, my God.

You're being such a d*ck
about Greg.

Just hold this.

(CRUNCHING)

David...

What?
I, ugh...

(SNIFFING)

(SNIFFING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Okay...
(ALICE SIGHS)

(ALICE LAUGHING)

Look, what
the f*ck's going on?

SOPHIE: Come to the floor.

Come to the floor.

JORDAN: Get your a*s
over here, boy.

(ALICE SIGHS)

SOPHIE: Okay.
All right.

JORDAN:
Who will do the honors?

Oh...
(LAUGHING)

Get into it. Let's go.

JORDAN: Ow!

Ahhh!

b*tch.

ALICE: Are you mad at me?

JORDAN: No.
ALICE: Okay. (LAUGHS)

BEE: Ow!
ALICE: Jordan!

SOPHIE: Whoa.
What? It's the game.

DAVID: Wowza...

(GROANS)

(ALICE LAUGHING)

Oh, my God...
Oh, come on!

What was that?
Bee!

You have to hit more.
You got to put

some muscle into it. You gotta...
Yeah, go for it.

Yeah.

(CLICKS TONGUE) Come on!

JORDAN: Slap him around,
he deserves it.

DAVID: f*cking hit me!

EMMA: He wants it.
JORDAN: No, he deserves it.

He really deserves it. Do it.

If anyone deserves
to be hit, it should be him.

Yeah.
BEE: Okay.

Oh, for f*ck sake like this.

ALICE: Oh, my God!

JORDAN: David!
David.

See?
David.

You're a f*cking d*ck!

What?

You are such an as*h*le.

I'm teaching her
how to play the game.

ALICE: Baby, stop, stop!

Wait, guys,
someone has to hit me.

Who's gonna hit me?

JORDAN: I'll do it.

EMMA: Ow!
(ALL LAUGHING)

Thank you.
JORDAN: You're welcome.

SOPHIE: Okay!

Are we ready to go?
ALICE: Yes, let's f*cking go.

DAVID: Yes.
ALICE: Let's play the game.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(GRUNTS)
(CHUCKLES)

DAVID: Holy sh*t!
I'm so f*cked up.

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(CHUCKLES)
(SWITCH CLICKS)

Ahh.

You ready?

Yes.

(SWITCH CLICKS)

(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

BEE: Hey.

(GRUNTS)
Oh!

SOPHIE: I see white man...

Bodies, bodies, bodies!

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

(IN SING-SONG VOICE)
You guys! Over here.

(GASPS) No!

JORDAN: All right,
who tried to take advantage

of my body in the dark?

Your wish, babe.

ALICE: Oh, why, God?
Why? He was so hot!

Was it you?
(LAUGHS) No.

Okay. So, do we have
any nominations?

DAVID: Emma
Whoa.

Wow, coming in hot.
What?

Why?
Yup, I think it was Emma.

(CHUCKLES) Why do you
think it was me?

ALICE: Yeah, David, why?

DAVID: Okay, well,
she just, like,

agrees with everything
that everybody is saying.

And that's her strategy
in this game

and it works
every single time.

So, I'm just calling it now.
It's Emma.

SOPHIE: Do we have
any other nominations?

Um... Yeah, David.

DAVID: Oh, come on.
It's low hanging fruit.

I mean, he who casts
the first stone.

BEE: Guys,
why isn't he moving?

Greg?
Baby, get up.

You don't have to keep
pretending for this long.

Baby?
Come on, Greg.

ALICE: Greg...

Greg...

Get up.

Wait. (GRUNTS)

Greg?

Greg!

Greg, get up!

Greg! He's not getting up.

Hey, relax,
this always works. I know.

Oh, hey!
Oh, my God.

You really scared me
with that.

EMMA: You're a little
trickster, Greg.

JORDAN: I know, Jesus Christ.

SOPHIE: (SIGHS) Cute.

Okay, so... what about David?

ALICE: (GASPS)

Wait, maybe it's Jordan.

She's always really aggressive
when she's the k*ller.

There you go.
What? No, I am not.

You're lying.

Your voice always goes
really high when you lie.

No, it doesn't.
I... It... I've...

It's definitely David.
Why are you yelling?

That would be
so f*cking obvious

if I were the k*ller,
which I'm not.

I think you're
digging yourself

into a little hole here, Dave.

DAVID: Guys, Jesus Christ...

The best defense
is a good offense.

Hey, you shut up. You're not
supposed to talk. You're dead.

The dead are actually
not supposed to speak.

Oh, yeah, you... Sorry, baby,
you can't. It's a rule.

Oh, my B.
Yeah, no talking. Pack it up.

DAVID: What the f*ck
does that even mean, Greg?

What's up?

"The best defense
is a good offense."

What does that...
What does that mean?

Oh, you know, the best defense
is a good offense.

(CHUCKLES)

What...
What does it mean, though?

Uh, well... (CHUCKLES)

It, um... It means
that the best defense

is a good offense.

(DAVID CHUCKLES)
Right, right, I heard you.

But, what does it mean
to you, Greg? Like...

I don't know, could you
elaborate on it for us?

Break it down.

Yeah, sure.

So, hey, look in sports,
there's...

(SOPHIE LAUGHING)

Oh, my God.

You are such a f*cking d*ck.

Hey, this
is a teaching moment.

Oh, I see.

You're f*cking with me.

No. No,

I'm not f*cking
with you, Greg.

I'm just having fun.

We're all just
having a good time.

Right, guys?

Right, Greg?

We're just having fun.

(CHUCKLES)

You know,

I think it's time for me
to put myself to bed.

JORDAN: Oh, come on, Greg.
ALICE: Greg, no. (CHUCKLES)

Good night, Greg.

You kids have fun.

SOPHIE: Catch you later,
player.

DAVID: By the way,

can I just point
all of our attention

to the fact that Emma
hasn't said a f*cking word.

(GASPS)
ALICE: Whoa, you're right.

Whoa, she hasn't!

DAVID: I'm just pointing out
the obvious. That's all.

Look, she's doing
that swallowing thing.

She always does that
when she's f*cking nervous!

ALICE: (GASPS) Oh, my God!
Look, look!

Oh, my God, you're doing it.
You're swallowing it.

I'm not.
ALICE: You are.

Okay, I love you,
but when you swallow,

it's just f*cking...
Like, why?

Swallowing is normal.

It's a normal thing to do.
DAVID: Yeah...

It's very un-attractive.
I don't know why you do it?

Oh, my God. Is that why
you guys never have sex?

What?
Alice.

What? It's not a bad thing.
Some people have sex a lot.

Some people have it less.

Alice, what are you
talking about? We do.

I have it a lot. Some...

Are you f*cking...
SOPHIE: Oh, my God.

Are you f*cking talking
about us behind my back?

No.
Yes.

EMMA: No.
Yes. (LAUGHS)

No, I'm not.

I'm not! I'm not.

I just...
DAVID: That's just great.

EMMA: No, I... We...
I... You never really... I...

I don't...
You're always gaslighting me.

"Gaslight," shut up.
It's a f*cking dumb word.

Excuse me?

Gaslight is, like, one of
the most over used words ever,

to, like, the point
of annihilation.

Okay, it doesn't mean
anything other than the fact

that, like,
you read the internet.

Or, like, "Congrats,
you have a Twitter account."

Ugh, that is so f*cking lame.

DAVID: "Gaslight,"
get over it.

Like what's next?
You're gonna call me a narcissist?

Or a foot soldier of,
like, the white supremacy?

Like, come on, f*cking,
be more original.

SOPHIE: Lame.

DAVID: What? I'm just saying,
that, this is what I'm saying,

she doesn't have a thought
in her f*cking head

that hasn't been said
by anybody else.

Nothing that
isn't preordained.

ALICE: David,
that's really mean.

Look, she's crying.

DAVID: What?

Why is everybody
looking at me like that?

This is not her real cry.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

I vote David.

Yeah, me too.

Are you f*cking serious?

Guys, it's Emma.

She's an actress.
She's acting.

Third.

DAVID: Wow,
how f*cking surprising.

Yeah, look at your
quivering upper lip.

Like, we all didn't see you
in Hedda Gabler. f*ck you.

Yeah, yeah, yup... Fourth.

(GASPS)

Oh, my God.

f*ck this game!

ALICE: Holy sh*t.

(SIGHS)

Relationships can
be really complicated.

(GRUNTS)

Are you okay?

I'm fine.
Are you sure?

I'm fine. I'm % fine.
Are you sure, baby?

Yes. Let's play.

Ow!

ALICE: Wow, good one.

JORDAN: All of a sudden
she loves the game.

ALICE: That was crazy.
(LAUGHS)

Give it to me.

JORDAN: Damn!

(THUNDER CRACKS)

ALICE: Ah! Oh, my God!

EMMA: What was that?

ALICE: What the f*ck?
JORDAN: Is that the lights?

EMMA: What was that?

SOPHIE: Oh, my God.
EMMA: Was that from the storm?

SOPHIE: Oh, my God.
I bet you that it was David.

David!
JORDAN: It's not David. Come on.

I'm texting him.

David, are you
f*cking with us?

Turn the lights back on.

Hey, does anybody
have service?

No!

Ugh, wait, mine's not working.

Okay, I think
the WiFi is also down.

Oh, my God, I'm
gonna f*cking k*ll him.

Great!
David!

David! This is
real f*cking cute!

JORDAN: Soph, can he disable
the generator from garage,

or the basement, or whatever?

(SNORTS) I don't know.
(LAUGHS)

(LAUGHING)

David!

Okay, well, I'm gonna
go and flip the breaker.

Is it in the garage
or is it in the basement?

David!
JORDAN: Soph?

Huh, what?
JORDAN: Okay, whatever.

Okay, I'm gonna go
get some more flashlights.

EMMA: I'm gonna go
to the bathroom.

Where is a bathroom?

Um, uh, downstairs,
first door on your right.

BEE: Going there.

SOPHIE: David?

(WIND BLOWING, RAIN PATTERING)

David, are you
f*cking with us?

(WIND WHISTLING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(THUDDING)
(GASPS)

(BEE BREATHING HEAVILY)

I meant the other stairs.
(THUDS)

(GASPS)

David! David!

Help! Somebody help!

No, no, no.

ALICE: What the f*ck happened?

Oh, my God! Why would...

JORDAN: Check his pulse.
SOPHIE: What the f*ck?

JORDAN: Oh, f*ck!
Oh, my God!

Hold his head up!

Oh, my God!
f*ck!

f*ck!
ALICE: Is he dying?

Hold his head up!
EMMA: Come on, baby, hold on.

SOPHIE: What the f*ck
happened to his neck?

I love you, David.
sh*t.

ALICE: What is happening?

(SOPHIE SOBBING)

sh*t!

ALICE: What are you doing?
I'm calling !

Oh, my God! You have service?

f*ck, no! Do you?

No!
JORDAN: sh*t!

Where are you going?
Landline!

We should move his body?

Why?
I don't know. Because he's...

ALICE: No, you can't move him.

Did you watch SVU?
It's evidence.

Of what?
ALICE: Cause!

Landline?
No, there's no connection.

Sophie, where are your keys?

Your keys, Sophie,
where are they?

They're in the pocket.

They're in her pocket...
Where? f*cking help!

ALICE: Where are you going?

I'm going to the car.
ALICE: To the car? Why?

To get some f*cking help.

Wait, do you have a license?

Doesn't she not
have a license?

I don't know.
I don't think so.

ALICE: f*ck!
BEE: He's dead!

You have to go!
I don't know!

He stopped breathing!

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GROANS)

JORDAN: Branch!

ALICE: You have
to push the gas.

JORDAN: I know how
to f*cking drive, Alice!

I can't see.
JORDAN: Is the battery dead?

BEE: Oh, no...
JORDAN: What?

I, I think I left the light on,
on the mirror.

ALICE: Oh, Jesus Christ.

EMMA: What the f*ck
are we supposed to do?

BEE: Wait,
where are your cars?

ALICE: We...
We only have one car.

Max picked us all up
and he f*cking left!

JORDAN: f*ck, f*ck, f*ck!
(CAR HORN HONKING)

(SCREAMING)

(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

Max will probably
be here any minute, right?

Where's Jordan?

She went to check
the generator, I...

What the f*ck was he doing?

What are you talking about?
SOPHIE: f*ck was he doing?

Why the f*ck was he
outside in the storm?

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

(DOORKNOB RATTLING)

(BANGING ON DOOR)

JORDAN: Hey!
It's me, let me in!

(BANGING ON DOOR)

I found this.

Outside in the mud.

SOPHIE: Don't touch it

Um, does the security system
work if the power goes out?

Um...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does.

David's dad
explained it to us.

Nobody can get in
without the code.

Well, Max has the code.

So...
Max wouldn't...

I'm just saying, like,
where the f*ck is he?

Couldn't he have come back
after last night?

Alice, stop.

What happened last night?

Nothing.
ALICE: No.

We did shrooms

and Max told everybody
that he was in love with Emma.

Which David thought
was beautiful in the moment,

but maybe not today.

Alice, that literally doesn't
f*cking matter at all.

Where is Greg? Where is he?

What?
JORDAN: Where is Greg?

I...

He said he was
going to bed.

So my guess would be
that he's sleeping.

Okay, don't you think
it's a little bit strange

that he hasn't, like,
woken up yet?

Jordan,

what are you trying to say.

Maybe we should
just go check on him.

ALICE: No, no, no.

Jordan...

What are you doing?
Jordan... Jordan.

What are you doing!

I'm staying safe.
ALICE: Really?

Because it looks like
you're grabbing

a f*cking meat cleaver
to go look for my boyfriend!

(CHUCKLES) Wow. Boyfriend?

That's the first time
I've heard you call him that.

That's crazy.

ALICE: Don't be such a b*tch.

JORDAN: Alice, I'm literally
just protecting myself, okay?

Let me remind you,
our friend is dead.

So, if you could just, like,
not escalate the situation...

I'm not escalating.
You're holding the knife

and you're moving your hands
while you talk.

Alice, how long
have you known Greg?

Like...

long.

Alice.

Ugh...

I don't know exactly how long.

I... (SIGHS) like...

two weeks.

JORDAN: Okay, uh...

What do you know
about Greg, Alice?

Oh, my God.

JORDAN: What do you
know about him?

Oh, my God, guys!

SOPHIE: Oh, my God!
Relax. Stop!

Stop! Stop! I know that
he's a good person, okay?

He's fundamentally
a good person.

He wouldn't do this. Like, no.

Do you know his middle name?
Do you know where he lives?

Do you know how much
f*cking money he makes?

Do you know
his last name, Alice?

I know a lot.

Our first date was at...
was at a bar.

He drank, like,
a medium amount...

JORDAN: Okay, Alice... Stop.
He likes nature.

JORDAN: What is his
middle name?

He's a Libra moon.
JORDAN: Where does he live?

You don't ask
what your middle name is!

Okay? For a really long time.
JORDAN: Oh... f*ck!

He's a Libra moon.
That says a lot!

f*ck!

Greg!
Shh!

ALICE: What? You just said
we're looking for Greg!

Okay, well
don't f*cking, Alice...

Greg! Can you come
into the kitchen?

We need you for a second.

Shut up.
Stop waving the knife at me!

f*ck.
You're making me...

Stop. Stop. Greg!

Stop. Just stop.
Just be quiet.

Stop. Stop.

Greg! Don't.
Relax.

Don't grab my mouth.
Relax. Relax. Relax.

You're silencing me.
Oh, my God.

Get the f*ck off.
Okay, stop.

ALICE: Don't grab me
like that again.

And she came at me
with a knife.

JORDAN: I'm sorry...
ALICE: Back off.

Okay, buck!

Wait, where's Emma?

Oh, my God.

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

JORDAN: (WHISPERING) Emma?

Emma?

Guys,

maybe Emma could have done it.

She was really
pissed at David.

SOPHIE: Alice, what the f*ck?

SOPHIE: Emma wouldn't do that.

She was devastated.

She's having, like,
a full-on panic attack.

Yeah, but she's an actress.

She's acting.
Remember Hedda Gabler?

Okay, not to be mean,

but she wasn't that good
in Hedda Gabler.

(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

This is my room.

So open it.

You open it.

What happened to,
"Greg would never do this?"

He wouldn't.
Okay, so open it.

I will in one second.

I'm going to.

SOPHIE: He's not here.

Soph, are there any g*ns
in the house?

g*ns?

No. No way.

David's dad can be a d*ck,
but his politics check out.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

JORDAN: Guys...

(SNIFFLES)

What the f*ck is this?

Uh... But...

He wanted to be prepared
for the hurricane. He...

SOPHIE: Why did he circle
the f*cking house

on his f*cking map?

JORDAN: We have to
find Emma before he does.

SOPHIE: Okay.

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

JORDAN: Let's check
my room next.

(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

JORDAN: I don't think
he's hiding in my bra.

ALICE: Guys...

Come here.

(GASPS) Oh, my God, Emma.

Emma.

Are you okay?

EMMA: What's going on?
What are you guys doing?

You scared me
What's happening?

It's so hot in here.

What is that?

Xanax. Do you want one?
Yeah, give me one.

You want one?
SOPHIE: No.

JORDAN: Hey, you take this.

Why?
JORDAN: I'm gonna find Greg.

Greg, why? Where's Max?

(WHISPERS) Maybe Max did it.
Maybe he is here.

Max was really angry at David.

I'm serious,
he looked like he was gonna

do something really f*cked up.

JORDAN: Alice! Shut up.
I'm just saying.

Max would never.

Let's go find Greg.

Okay.

JORDAN: What the...

What the f*ck?
ALICE: Oh, my God.

SOPHIE: What the hell
is on his face?

It's his light therapy mask.
He has seasonal depression.

JORDAN: Let's go.

Hey... Shh...

ALICE: Greg.

(GREG AND ALICE GASPS)

What's up?
JORDAN: Where have you been?

Huh?

Where have you been?

(GROANS) Oh, I, uh...

I couldn't sleep,

so I came down here
to do my exercises.

ALICE: Why didn't
you answer me?

Were you calling for me?

ALICE: Yeah.

I... I had my headphones in.

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

Are you guys
still playing Werewolf?

(HOWLS)

(ROARS)
ALICE: Greg!

Stop! Stop it! (SCREAMS)

(SCREAMING)

All right.

What am I supposed to do, huh?

Why don't you tell us,
f*cking Greg?

GREG: Is that my go bag?
Is that a knife? (LAUGHS)

Why did you bring a go bag?

The hurricane?
See, I told you.

SOPHIE: Why did you circle
the f*cking house

on your f*cking map?

What's going on?
David is dead.

His body is outside.

David's body. Wait, what?

Why did you k*ll David?

You m*rder*d my boyfriend.

No, no. David k*lled me.
Right?

JORDAN: This isn't
a joke, Greg.

David is dead.
Somebody slit his throat.

What?
SOPHIE: With a f*cking sword,

you f*cking sick f*ck!

Oh... (LAUGHS)

You guys are f*cking with me?

(LAUGHING)

Oh, you guys
are f*cking with me.

f*ck!

Cute.

No! (GASPS)

Okay.

Everyone needs
to take a deep breath.

(GASPS)
Alice.

SOPHIE: Give me my knife back!

What the f*ck is going on?

I don't know!

Put down the weapons.
JORDAN: You put it down.

Now!
(ALICE SCREAMS)

On the floor!

(CRYING)

JORDAN: Okay, okay.
How about this?

Put it down.
JORDAN: Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, we'll put them down.

We'll put... We'll all
put them down.

Right? We'll put them down
if you put yours down.

We'll put them down.

Okay.
(ALICE SOBBING)

Okay.
Yeah, please, please.

That seems fair.
ALICE: Yeah.

Okay.

Putting it down.

We're good.
Yeah.

Okay, this is good.

All right.

(JORDAN GRUNTS)

Jordan!
Are you okay?

Ow!
ALICE: Stop! Stop!

Please stop!
GREG: Alice?

ALICE: Stop. Stop!

No! No!

Sophie! No.
No, no, no, Sophie!

(BEE GROANS)

(SIGHS)
(KNIFE FALLS ON THE FLOOR)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(GROANS)

(MUMBLING)

(GROANING)

GREG: Mother f*ck.
(BEE GRUNTS)

(ALICE CRYING)

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

ALICE: This isn't right.

He didn't do it.
(JORDAN SCOFFS)

Alice, how do you know?
How do you that know he did?

Look, I mean, like...

If you look
at all of us, like,

on paper, logically,

he is the most likely
to commit an act of violence.

On paper?

What the f*ck
are you even talking about?

I mean, he's the only one

who served in the military,
right? So...

What?

JORDAN: He's a vet.

Right? Like Iraq? Or...

EMMA: No, I thought
it was Afghanistan.

He was a veterinarian.

He was
a veterinarian's assistant.

Are you f*cking
serious right now?

EMMA: Then why did
you call him G.I. Joe?

Because... Have you seen him?

Well, regardless, either way,

like, out of all of us,
he is the biggest unknown.

We've known
each other forever.

ALICE: Jordan, what are
you trying to do?

JORDAN: I'm not...
I'm not trying to do anything.

ALICE: He's dead, okay?

He's dead. We k*lled him.

She k*lled him.

(GAGGING)

Go change your shirt.

EMMA: We need to leave.
We need to get out of here.

We don't have a car.

Okay, I'm going to walk.
Emma, stop.

What do you mean?
You can't just f*cking...

JORDAN: Emma, you're literally
in the middle of nowhere.

Where are you going?

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(SNIFFING)

ALICE: I mean, it could
have been any of us.

We all scattered
when the lights went out.

I mean, it could
have been Max, okay?

Alice, you don't know
what you are talking about.

He punched David in
the face because of you.

Just because Max
is in love with me

doesn't mean
he would k*ll David.

(CLANGING)

Oh, what the f*ck
is wrong with you?

EMMA: What?

This is not about you and Max.

Why are you being so mean?

Because I'm upset, Emma.

I'm upset because somebody
k*lled my best friend.

Sophie, did you use?
I can believe you're making

this about you.

I'm sad, too, okay?
I'm scared, too.

I loved him so much.

It didn't seem like it.

What?
SOPHIE: It seemed like

you loved having a boyfriend.

And you loved
feeling comfortable.

But, no, you did not
love him.

You didn't even
f*cking like him.

You were just too scared
to do anything about it.

So you stayed for three years
longer than you should have

because you're a coward.

No, I'm not.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not. Right? I...

You're... You're so toxic.

Emma, calm down.
You are.

No! No, I'm not gonna...

You are so toxic.

And, honestly, when you fell
off the face of the earth,

David was relieved.

He was relieved he didn't
have to deal with you anymore.

I wish they had chopped off
your head instead,

you spineless piece of sh*t.

Sophie.

ALICE: Jesus f*cking Christ.

Emma.

Emma, come on. Wait.

Wait.
ALICE: Emma.

Emma.

Emma.

JORDAN: That was
real nice, Soph.

Guys...

Where the f*ck is Bee?

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS)

(OBJECTS CLATTERING
ON THE FLOOR)

(SNIFFLES)

(THUNDER RUMBLES)

SOPHIE: Emma.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I'm so f*cked up right now.
(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Okay? It was just, like,
things started coming...

Isn't that what you wanted?

Yeah, Emma,
that's what I wanted.

That's what I was
in the mood for.

Thank you very much.
What the f*ck?

Jesus Christ!

You always think everyone
is in love with you.

It's so crazy.
I...

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

Do you want this?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Sure.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

ALICE: Bee?

Soph?

JORDAN: Emma?

(THUNDERCLAP)

(SIGHS)

(MUFFLED SCREAM IN DISTANCE,
THUDS)

(THUDS)

(GRUNTS WEAKLY)

(GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

Help!

Jordan!

Help!

Help. (SOBBING)
JORDAN: Where are you?

Help! Please, help! Help!

Help! Help! Help! (SOBBING)

Emma.

JORDAN: Oh, my God.
ALICE: Emma.

Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

What happened?
I don't know!

I don't know.

Don't touch her!
I'm just trying to...

Don't. No!
...figure out what happened.

JORDAN: How am I supposed
to know if I don't touch her?

ALICE: Don't, just don't,
just don't.

Oh, f*ck.

Oh, my God.

ALICE: I heard something.

Um, maybe she...

Oh, my God.

She fell, maybe she tripped?
ALICE: No.

No, no. She...

She... She got pushed, okay?

She was pushed.
I told you it wasn't Greg!

JORDAN: Are you happy
that she's dead?

No, but I told you
it wasn't Greg!

I did... I did tell you.

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

ALICE: Don't you see
what's happening?

What?
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

Who was the k*ller?

What?

Who was the k*ller?

In the game?

It's following
the same pattern.

The deaths.

Please... Please,
just stop talking, please!

David, Greg, Emma.

David, Greg, Emma.

JORDAN: No.
Yes!

f*cking yes, Jordan!
JORDAN: No.

No, it's not
following the same pattern.

Greg died and then
we ex*cuted David.

But in real life,
David died and then we...

Okay, but Greg, David, Emma.
Greg, David, Emma.

I mean, why else would
somebody leave her there

unless they wanted us
to find her?

Why would they want us
to find her?

Because they're playing
a sick f*cking game.

Okay?

Who was the k*ller?
I wasn't the k*ller.

Alice, you're f*cking
coked out.

You're coked out, okay?
We're all coked out.

I'm not.
(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

I'm not.

Are you wearing make up?

I... I was upstairs,
changing my...

ALICE: You look weird.

Whose sweater is this?

I found it upstairs.

How long have you known her?

Stop, Alice.

Who are you?

What?
You show up here,

start smiling at my boyfriend.

What are you talking about?

Your voice is trembling.

No. No.
Yeah. It is.

JORDAN: I googled you.

And there was nobody
with your name

who graduated
from Utah State this year.

There's literally no record
of your attendance, at all.

What the f*ck?

Listen, I can explain.

ALICE: Oh, my God.

You discovered David's body.

No, I just...
You could have tampered

with the generator,

just like you tampered
with Sophie's car.

You said you
left the lights on, right?

Are you serious?
We watched you k*ll someone.

You literally m*rder*d Greg!

Literally!

Literally! You sick f*ck!

No, are you crazy? No.
Calm down.

Let's just talk about it.
Talk about it?

BEE: Yeah.
No... No.

BEE: Let's just talk
about it, okay?

Mmm-mmm. I don't want to.

BEE: Sophie... Sophie.
ALICE: No!

BEE: Sophie.
ALI,CE: Do not touch her!

Whoa!

ALICE: You know what?
I don't...

I don't want you in here.

Okay, calm down.

No, seriously.
Alice!

Alice!
I don't want you in here.

BEE: I... Relax.
Just shut up! Shut up!

I don't want you in here.

Get out of this room!
Let go of me, Alice.

Get the f*ck out of this room!

I don't want to look
at your face anymore. Get out.

BEE: Alice, calm down.
ALICE: I'm not...

ALICE: I'm not calming down.
BEE: Let go of me, Alice.

No, you k*lled
my f*cking boyfriend.

You know what? You know what?
It was self-defense.

ALICE: I... I want her out.

Jordan, can you help me?
All right.

Jordan!
Jesus, Alice.

Get the f*cking door!

Jesus f*cking Christ!

I do not want her in here!

BEE: Relax!
ALICE: No!

BEE: Relax!
ALICE: No!

Sophie! Sophie, do something!

You k*lled him, get out!

Sophie!
ALICE: Get out!

(MUFFLED) Sophie!

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(GRUNTING)

(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)
(PANTING)

(SNIFFS)

(THUDDING IN DISTANCE)

JORDAN: Stay here.

(WIND HOWLING)

(GRUNTS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

ALICE: I'm so hungry.

JORDAN: How can you
be hungry right now?

ALICE: I wasn't
planning on this.

JORDAN: Alice...

What the f*ck?
How the f*ck you get in here?

She has a g*n.

Jordan has a g*n
in her pocket, Sophie,

get away from her.

No, no, Sophie,
she's confusing...

Let go of me.

Are you kidding me?

I don't have a g*n.

BEE: Then empty your pockets.

Slowly!

That's it?

That's it.

Oh, my God.
(SCOFFS)

You are the k*ller.

In the... In the game... I...

How the f*ck
did you get in here?

Where is the g*n?
I don't have a f*cking g*n.

We locked all the doors.
How did you get in?

You k*lled him.

Why would I k*ll David?
Why would I k*ll David?

Why would I k*ll Emma?

They are, literally,
my oldest friends.

You just f*cking met them!
How dare you?

When I found David,

you were the last person
to get there.

It took you awhile.
That's true.

BEE: Where were you
when Emma died, hmm?

You pushed her!
Shut up!

Guy's, don't listen to her.
You don't know what the f*ck

you're talking about!
And then, I saw you.

I saw you getting the g*n.

JORDAN: That's a lie.

That's a f*cking lie.
You're lying. You're a liar!

You're lying through
your f*cking teeth.

You lied about everything.

You lied about
everything to Sophie.

You're a f*cking liar.

Yeah, you...
You did lie to Sophie.

Okay.

Okay.

I did go to Utah State

for one semester.

But my mom was...
She was having a hard time

and I came home
to take care of her.

And I did work at GameHut,

but they shut down
our location, like,

a week after I met you. I...
I've been applying, but...

What were you doing
when I dropped

you off at the mall?

Hung out at
the food court. I...

didn't want to disappoint you.

I was embarrassed.

I should have told you.
I just...

My mom, she...

She has... (SIGHS)

My mom has borderline.

ALICE: Oh, my God.

I'm so sorry, that's...

That's really serious.

Mental health
is a really serious issue.

I mean, I've never actually
said this to anyone, but...

but I have body dysmorphia.

Oh, my God.
Shut the f*ck up, Alice.

I wanted to tell you.
I just...

I just really wanted
you to like me.

You've got to
be f*cking kidding me.

Oh, my God.

Jordan, what the f*ck?

Are you telling me
that you believe that

pile of bullshit?

Is that supposed
to inspire confidence?

Her mom has "borderline."

Is that not a red f*cking flag
to anybody else?

That's a serious issue.

Where the f*ck
did you get that?

David's Dad's rich!

Rich people
have f*cking g*ns, Sophie!

My parents are rich.
They don't have g*ns.

Well, I mean, we're all rich,

but you and David
are like rich, rich.

That has never
mattered to me...

Oh, shut the f*ck up!

We didn't even
want to invite you.

We debated about inviting you,

but because
it's David's house.

I didn't say that, but...

And, no, you did not
respond in the group chat.

And then, you show up
with this f*cking psychopath.

Don't call her a psychopath,
that's so ableist.

f*ck you.
You deserve each other.

I hope she f*cking suffocates
you in your sleep.

ALICE: Yeah, you didn't
reply in the chat.

And David actually told me

that you, like, begged him
to talk to your parents

and, like,
unlock your trust again.

And that's why
you're actually here.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah, did he tell you that

while you guys were railing
lines in front of me.

Your addict friend

who you're supposedly
so worried about?

We are worried.
SOPHIE: No!

No, no, no.
Let me get this straight.

Okay, let me
get this straight.

So, when the black girl

has a coke habit,
it's a problem.

But when everyone else
around her does it,

including her best friend,
who happens to be white

and male,

it's fine?

I understand and I'm an ally,

and I totally get how it...

looks that way.

And...

Um...

Jordan?
Oh, my God.

You are obsessed
with playing the victim.

SOPHIE: Excuse me?

I had to ride
in the ambulance with you

three times,
thinking you were dead.

I needed help and I got it

and I'm sorry.
You got help?

You mean we had to narc
on you to your f*cking dad

so he'd cut you off
and ship you off to rehab,

while you were quite
literally kicking and screaming.

Yeah.
And then you just

fell off the face
of the earth.

'Cause that's
what you do, Soph.

That's what you do when
things get tough, you run.

You ran away to go write
your f*cking memoirs.

It's creative non-fiction
which is a valid response

to life in
an attention economy.

Oh, f*ck off and die.

You write little essays

about your mommy
and her vodka.

And your p*ssy
and your feelings.

And your f*cking feelings.

Oh, my God,
we are all drowning

in your f*cking feelings.

Feelings are facts.
No! No, they're not.

Facts are facts.

Why did you ghost us, Sophie?

Like why?

Because you
f*cking trigger me.

You enable me.

Does she know?

SOPHIE: Does she know what?

That you begged me

to stop at your apartment
on my way up here.

And I did.

And we f*cked in your car.

She's f*cking lying.

She's lying through
her f*cking teeth.

She's trying to get
in your head.

Don't listen to her, okay?

Check her texts.

You are unhinged, Jordan.

You are devoid of empathy.

You have no feelings.

Do you want to know
why I could never

ever be with you?

Because you schedule

everything in your
f*cking Google calendar,

including sex.

Because you have no soul.

JORDAN: f*ck you.

You're emotionally a*usive.

I had to go to therapy
for PTSD.

You can f*cking ask Alice.

Yeah, she did.

For a long time.

You hate Alice.

No, I don't.
Yeah, you despise her.

You complain constantly
about how vapid

and annoying she is.
You hate her.

It's pitiful how
you won't stop making fun

of her stupid little podcast.

Let her have the podcast.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

You hate listen
to her podcast.

Wait...

What?

And you made us
swear on our lives

not to tell anyone.

Jordan, is that true?

I like your podcast, Alice.

What is your podcast about?

Hanging out with your
smartest and funniest friend.

(GROANS)
Did you just groan?

No.

When I said "Hanging out

"with your smartest
and funniest friend."

(MOUTHS) Oh, my God.
Like that. Like that!

f*ck!
You just did it again.

No, I didn't!
First of all,

a podcast takes
a lot of work, okay?

You have to organize
the guests.

You have to
do a Google calendar

and you build a following.

It takes a long f*cking time!

And I've been working
on it for a while!

Okay? (SOBS)

And then, let me say,

that nobody likes you, okay?

Nobody likes you!
Nobody likes you!

Do you know when you're
drunk and you cry to me,

"Oh, I'm afraid
nobody likes me

"because I'm mean
and a b*tch and I suck."

Well, you do, okay?
You f*cking suck.

And I only hang out
with you out of pity

and the suffocating weight
of our shared history.

And that is all.

And you're just so in love

with your rags
to riches narrative,

like you're the only
f*cking person in the world

who didn't come from money.

You know what?

Your parents
are upper middle class.

No, they're not.

Jordan.

They are.

They teach at a university.

It's public.

(CHUCKLING) Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, I mean,
no wonder Sophie OD'd.

Who could date
a f*cking spreadsheet

with a superiority complex?

It's, like, you're such a...
(g*nsh*t)

Ow! (GROANS)

What the f*ck?

SOPHIE: What the f*ck, Jordan?

ALICE: Oh, my God.
Are you serious?

Did you just f*cking sh**t me?

No.
ALICE: You f*cking shot me.

(WHIMPERS) With a g*n!

JORDAN: No,
I didn't sh**t you. I...

ALICE: You f*cking
m*rder*d them, you freak!

You're the m*rder*r.
I knew it!

I knew it,
you're such a b*tch!

You're such a f*cking b*tch!

I didn't m*rder anybody.
ALICE: Yes, you did.

Jordan, put the g*n down.

ALICE: I've never
been shot before.

It really f*cking hurts!
(GROANS)

SOPHIE: Put the f*cking
g*n down, please.

You did this.
You made me do this.

Why did you make me do that?

What are you doing?
Put the g*n down.

Why? Why did you sh**t me?

JORDAN: I did not sh**t you.

Yes, you did! With that g*n!
Stop, stop, stop.

Alice, stop. Stop!
With that g*n.

Stop waving it around.
I'm not waving.

Don't hit me.
You already shot me.

Stop! Don't touch me.

SOPHIE: No, no, no!
ALICE: Get the g*n!

SOPHIE: No!
ALICE: Sophie, the g*n!

Don't! Stop!
You're on my leg!

You're on my leg!

I want it. Give it to me!

JORDAN: No!
SOPHIE: Let go!

(g*n THUDS ON THE FLOOR)

(ALICE GRUNTS)

JORDAN: No!

(GRUNTING)
SOPHIE: Ow!

ALICE: No!

No!
ALICE: Give it to me.

Give me it! Give me it!
Get off of me! No!

JORDAN: Get the f*ck off me!

Get off!

(JORDAN AND ALICE SCREAMS)

Ow! My f*cking leg!

SOPHIE: Where is it?
(ALICE SCREAMS)

(GRUNTING)
ALICE: Ow!

(g*nsh*t)
(GASPS)

(JORDAN PANTING)

(BREATHING SHAKILY)

I didn't do it.

Please, don't move.

Don't you f*cking move.

It's okay...
It's okay, Jordan.

Please, don't do it.
(WHIMPERS)

Please, just...

Stop! I didn't do it.
Please, just stop, okay?

Just put it down.
Please, stop moving.

Please... please,
don't follow me, please.

Please...
Stop! Stop it! Stop it!

Stop, stop, stop!

SOPHIE: Why are we doing this?

JORDAN: Don't come up here.

Don't, please, don't.

SOPHIE: Please put it down.

JORDAN: Please stop.
Please stay there.

Oh, my God.

SOPHIE: (SOBBING) Please...

JORDAN: Stop.
SOPHIE: I'm begging you...

Don't f*cking come up here.
Please.

Sophie, I'm serious,
just stay there.

SOPHIE: Stop.

Just stay there.
Just please stay there.

I'm begging you.

Please, f*cking...
f*cking stay there! f*ck!

(BEE GROANS)
(JORDAN GRUNTS)

(g*nsh*t)

(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
(g*nsh*t)

(BEE AND JORDAN GROANING)

(g*nsh*t)

(g*nsh*t)

SOPHIE: Bee!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(JORDAN SCREAMS)

(CRASHING)

(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)

(GROANING)

Check her texts.

(g*nshots)
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

(TENSE MUSIC STOPS)

(PANTING)

(WHISPERING) Sophie.

Did you k*ll Emma?

No.

Did you?

No.

It's okay, if you did it.
It's okay.

I just want to know.
You can tell me.

Did you k*ll David?
What?

No.

You k*lled Greg.

To protect you.

I had to.

Will you answer this honestly?

Okay, I promise. What is it?

Did you...

With Jordan?

No.

No.

No, I didn't...
I didn't. I would never.

I love you, okay?

Do you love me?

I just wanted to touch you.

You frighten me.

(BEE GASPS)

(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)

SOPHIE: Bee!

Bee!

We have to stay together!

Bee!
(BEE GROANS)

Bee!

Bee?

Bee?

Where are you?

I love you.

We have to stay together.

Bee!

(PANTING)

(WHISPERS) Okay.
(IN DISTANCE) Bee!

(EERIE MUSIC STOPS)

(GASPS)

Hey, hey.

I've been looking
for you everywhere.

(SNIFFLES) I have
to tell you something.

I went to Alice's room
and I...

And then I found coke
and then...

I... I said all these things
to Emma and she...

I... I gave her pills
'cause...

And then
she tripped and fell.

(SOBBING)

It's my fault.

Sophie, it's okay. It's okay.

SOPHIE: I thought no one
would believe me.

(g*n CLACKS)

Give me your phone.

What?

I want to see
your text with Jordan.

No.

I have to see your texts.

Please?

(GRUNTS)
(PHONE THUDS ON THE GROUND)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

SOPHIE: No.
Sophie.

SOPHIE: Stop!

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

(GASPING)

That's not my phone.

Oh... What?

That's not my phone.

(PHONE UNLOCKS)

♪ Okay, I'm bored in the house
and I'm in the house bored

♪ Bored in the house
and I'm in the house bored

♪ Bored in the motherfuckin'
In the house bored

♪ And I'm bored
in the motherfuckin'

♪ In the house bored

♪ Bored in the house,
bored in the house bored

♪ Bored in the house,
bored in the house bored

♪ I'm bored
in the motherfuckin'

♪ In the house bored

♪ And I'm bored
In the motherfuckin'

♪ In the house bored, aye

♪ I'm bored,
I'm bored, I'm bored

♪ Aye, I need me
A thick chicks

♪ Sittin' on a couch

♪ And I'm going
through my Netflix

♪ Bored in the m*therf*cker,
I ain't doin' sh*t

♪ Tell her pull up,
make it shake like Nesquik

♪ Neck frozen,
we're nowhere to go, b*tch

(GAGGING)

♪ Tell the b*tch chill
like refrigerator doors

♪ We can heat up some ramen

♪ Can't go to the store

♪ Can't even go on tour
A n*gga so bored ♪

(MUSIC STOPS)
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

What happened?

(CELL PHONE CHIMES)

(CELL PHONE BUZZING)

(CELL PHONE MESSAGE ALERTS
CHIMING)

I have reception.

(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

(HIP-HOP MUSIC STOPS)