01x02 - Castleblanca

[bunniefuu]

* Cyberchase!

* We're movin' we're beatin'
hacker at his game

* Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the mother board

* We'll get him every time

* Cosmic worlds, freaky places
that we've seen

* We got the power
of one two three four!

* Runnin' in a cyberchase
we'll meet him face to face

* We'll stick together,
all the time!

* Adventures in cyberspace

* The chase is on! Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r- chase!

[Dr. Marbles]
mark your home page, motherboard

I've got a line on
the encryptor chip.

[Motherboard]
then you'll be able to
eliminate the virus

Hacker gave me?

[Dr. Marbles]
you can bet your brate
on it, motherboard.

Oh, oh...backspace!

[Motherboard]
what is it? What's wrong?

[Dr. Marbles]
it's hacker!

[Delete & buzz]
whoa! Easy, boss! Yeow!

[Hacker]
not till I get my hands on
dr. Marbles!

[Dr.arbles]
I can't shake him, motherboard!

[Motrboard]
what are you going to do?

[Dr. Marbles
a site-warp! It's my only
chance.

[Motherboa]
be careful!

@
[Buzz & delete]
whoa! Yeow! Easy, boss! Slow
down!

[Hacker]
happy hologram, dr. Marbles!

[Dr. Marbles]
what???

[Matt]
good eeevening!

[Inez]
what's up, matt?

[Matt]
hey, how come you guys don't
have your costumes on yet?

[Inez]
jackie's on information
overload.

[Jackie]
la year I wrote down which
homes gave me what candy -

So this year, I can go right
to the streets

That give me
the most chocolate.

[Matt]
boy, a regular chocolate
monster.

But I'm totally disorganized!

[Motherboard]
emergency! Emergency!

[Inez]
motherboard!

[Jackie]
what's wrong?

[Matt]
what's happening?

Ed help...goto get to
castleblanca!

[Inez]
castle what?

[Motherboard]
collect yourselves, cybermates,
you're coming in!

[Matt]
excuse me. Is this
castleblanca?

[Cyclops]
who wants to know?!

Yeow!

[Matt]
did you see that guy?

[Goblin]
ree (icketswith your name on 'em

For tonight's harvest moon
ball. That's ball -

As in fun, fun, fun!
You wanna go?

[Goblin]
uh, well, stop lookin',re
lookinyou're here!blanca]

Last cha want these
tickets or not?

[Jackie]
not!

[Goblin]
ah, you'll be sorry!

[Matt]
this is either the world's
largest costume party

Or we're in serious trouble!

[Jackie]
somehow I don't think we're
gonna get any candy

In this neighborhood!

[Motherboard]
over here!

[Jackie]
mother b!

[Motherboard]
hacker is here...
He has dr. Maábles!

[Inez]
where?

[Motherboard]
in castle.

He's in the castle...

You must find him by midnight.

Make sure it's by the light
of the full moon.

[Matt]
but where is he, motherboard?
Which cast?

[Motherboard]
castle ...he's in the castle...

Kie]but there's so many of them!

[Jackie]
where do we go first?

[Digit]
bada bing - bada boom!

[Kids]
digit!

[Jack-o-lantern]
it's one o'clock!

Eleven hoursefore the
midnight of the full moon!

[Inez]
didge! You alright?

[Digit]
I hate when this happens!

[Jackie]
guys, we don't have much time!

Motherboard said we have
to find hacker's castle

Before midnight of the full
moon! And that's tonight!

[Matt]
jax, you saw how many castles
are out there.

We can't check every one -
it'll take forever!

[Inez]
so how're we going
to find hacker?

We need information on where
his castle is.

[Jackie]
somebody who lives here must
have seen him.

[Digit]
mean, tall guy with a cape.
How could you miss him?

[Jackie]
didge is right - you couldn't!
How 'bout a survey!?

[Jackie]
we'll ask people in town if
they've seen him and where.

[Matt]
great idea! We'll describe
hacker to as many people

As we can - and keep track of
their answers.

[Inez]
a survey,

Uh...it could work.

But we'll need some way to
record our results.

[Werewolf]
get your castleblanca maps,

Pins, t-shirts, sweater-vests
and tablecloths!

Get 'em he and get 'em now!

[Inez]
excuse me. Hi (nervous chu)
cawe have a couple of maps?

[Jackie]
thank you.

[Jackie]
let's split up so we can ask
more people.

Yikes!!!

[Hacker]
sometimes, the depth of my evil
genius...

...astounds even me! And...

...with the amazing gigabyte at
my side, I'll be unstoppable!

Cyberspace will be miiiiine!

[Dr. Marbles]
message error! Message error!

[Hacker]
silence! Come midnight, you'll
think quite differently!

[Hacker]
when I transfer your brainpower

Directly into gigabyte's
circuitry,

It will only be a matter of
time until

I destroy motherboard
once and for all!

[Dr. Marbles]
no matter how you downgrade me,
hacker,

You'll never defeat
motherboard!

Ha!

Screwdriver!

That, you senseless circuit
breakers!

[Delete & buzz]
screwdriver! Right, boss,
screwdriver!

Aahhh!

[Matt]
sorry to interrupt...
But have you, uh,

Seen a tall creepy guy
in a cape?

Creepy?!

[Matt]
um, okay, forget creepy. Just
tall with a cape?

[Mummy]
there!

[Jackie]
excuse me, sir. Have you seen
a large kina ugly person

With a purple cloak anywhere
around here?

[Troll]
large? Ugly? Purple cloak?

Hmmmmm, yeah ...ooh ooh. Bad!

Saw 'im two nights ago...
Right...here!

Yoikes!

[Jackie]
thank you.

[Matt]
boy, this place is weird.

[Inez]
here's out results.

[Jackie]
now let's get organized!

[Jackie]
okay. Out of the creatures
we asked...

... Said they saw someone who
fit hacker's description.

[Inez]
and didn't.

[Matt]
but out of those who said they
saw him

Were really confused about
where they saw him.

[Digit]
and don't forget that guy
with the thorns on his nose.

I still don't know
what he said.

[Jackie]
okay, look. I think we've got
enough answers

So that even if there are
some mistakes

We should still find out what
we need to know.

Let's check the maps.

[Matt]
wow! Looks like those who saw
hacker - saw him all over

The place.

[Jackie]
look closer at the data. Maybe
there's a pattern!

Yeah, look!

There's a cluster of sightings
right here...

Within a block or two of slime
street and ooze avenue!

[Digit]
and there's a bunch in the same
place on this map!

[Jackie]
slime and ooze!

[Matt]
two maps, same cluster, same
location. Gotta be hacker.

[Inez]
let's go!

[Jackie]
hurry! The full moon's rising!

Duck!

[Inez]
since when is hacker into bats?

[Jackie]
it's open!

[Digit]
I'll wait here.

[Matt]
hello?

[Inez]
look!

A tall man in a cape!

[Jackie]
ah ha! Hacker!

[Dracula]
good eeevening.

Welcome to my castle.

[Inez]
that's not hacker - it's
dracula!

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!

You're just in time for dinner.

[Matt]
run for it!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Jack-o-lantern]
eight o'clock! Midnight in just
four more hours!

[Hacker]
higher...higher!

Careful! My second mirror must
be set precisely

At the right angle to reflect
all the power

Of the moon's rays!

Pull!

I'm pulling!

[Dr. Marbles]
as usual, your plan will never
work!

[Hacker]
au contraire, at midnight,
when the full moon is overhead,

Gigabyte will be born!

And in case you haven't
noticed,

You're in no position to tell
me if my plan will work

Or not work! (Chuckle)

Smash!

I'll just pretend
I didn't hear that.

Sorry, boss.

Yeah, sorry.

We'll fix it.

Yeah, don't worry -
we'll fix it.

Boss?

[Hacker]
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Jackie]
so how come our survey found
dracula instead of hacker?

[Matt]
got me.

[Inez]
I'm stumped.

[Digit]
maybe we got lousy information!
Oops!

Sorry.

[Caped creature]
ah, there you are!

[Digit]
that's it! Oh, earth-lies!

[Jackie]
not now, didge.

We're trying to figure out what
went wrong with our survey.

[Digit]
look over there!

[Inez]
hey! Those two sort of look
like how we described hacker!

Mean and tall with a cape.

[Digit]
I uh...i think I said cloak
instead of cape.

And I know I said ugly instead
of mean.

But c'mon, hacker is ugly!

[Jackie]
well, you weren't the only one,
didge.

I did say large once
or twice instead of tall.

[Matt]
I know I said creepy once.
But I took it back.

[Inez]
that's our problem!

[Inez]
because we asked different
questions -

We found different people.

[Matt]
and we found dracula because
he looked the most

Like all the things we said.

[Inez]
we need to be more specific!

We need to describe hacker
in more detail

And ask exactly
the same questions!

[Digit]
you mean we have to do our
survey all over again?

If we expect to find hacker,
we do.

[Jackie]
look, his skin is green, right?

[Inez]
and he's got a big, pointy
chin.

[Matt]
bingo! We ask who's seen a tall
guy with a cape - green skin -

And a pointy chin. That
oughta narrow it down.

Let's do it!

[Inez]
only one problem.

How are we going to find
everyone at night?

[Goblin]
tickets! Get your harvest moon
ball tickets.

Everyone in castleblanca's
gonna be here!

[Inez]
that's it! We can collect our
data right here!

You heard what he said -

Everyone's going to be
at the ball.

[Matt]
hey, mister! How about some
tickets?

[Jackie]
frank, have you seen
a tall green man

With a cape and a pointy chin
anywhere around town?

[Matt]
where?

@
[Jackie]
thanks.

[Sam one]
a tall green man with a cape
and a pointy chin?

Huh, never saw him.

[Sam two]
well, I did!

[Sam one]
no, you didn't!

[Sam two]
did too!

[Sam one]
no, you didn't!

[Inez]
where did you see him?

[Sam two]
on the corner of grizzly
and murky!

[Sam one]
when were we ever at grizzly
and murky?

[Sam two]
yesterday!

[Sam one]
where was i?

[Inez]
uh, thanks guys.

[Digit]
have you seen a tall green man
with a cape and a pointy chin?

[Digit]
where did you see him?

[Digit]
thanks.

[Matt]
have you seen a tall, green man
with a cape and a pointy chin?

[Inez]
our sightings are
all over the map!

[Matt]
our's too!

[Jackie]
and no clusters!

[Inez]
but we asked the same question
this time. What's up?

[Digit]
maybe hacker's not even here.

[Matt]
time out! We can compare
the data

And maybe then we'll get a
better idea

Of where hacker was sited.
It's all the same kind of data.

[Matt]
maybe then we'll get
a better idea

Of where everybody saw hacker.

[Matt]
what have we got?

[Jackie]
look at all these sightings
bunched together.

Of them - right here!

[Inez]
but that looks like a swamp
or something!

We're looking for a castle,
remember?

[Jackie]
maybe we just thought we were
looking for a castle.

We gotta go with the
information that's here.

[All]
okay! Let's go for it.

[Inez]
it's the grim wreaker!

[Digit]
I'm gonna take a closer look.

[Inez]
you were right, jackie.

The answer to our question was
hidden inside the data.

[Matt]
the cluster of data nailed him.
Let's go!

[Delete]
you sure this one'll work,
buzz?

[Buzz]
don't worry, we'll be ready for
you by midnight. (Evil chuckle)

[Inez]
I think buzz and delete are
heading inside hacker's castle.

[Jackie]
come on! Maybe we can sneak
inside behind them.

[Matt]
let's follow them!

[Buzz & delete]
pull! Pull!

Pull!

[Buzz]
perfect! The boss'll be so
happy.

[Dr. Marbles]
you don't truly believe this
ridiculous scheme

Is going to work, do you?

[Buzz]
you mean, do I believe the
hacker can actually transfer

Your brainpower into gigabyte's
circuitry? I don't know.

[Digit]
oh no! I gotta tell the others!

[Digit]
you won't believe it!

They've got the doc hooked
to this giant monster gigabyte

And the hacker's gonna use
the moon's power transfer

The doc's brain into
the monster!

[Inez]
hacker's going to what???

[Digit]
use marbles' brains to make a
monster!

No!

[Digit]
it's true!

[Matt]
quick, before hacker gets back,
let's storm the castle!

[Gnome]
halt!

[Matt]
who said that?

[Gnome]
I did!

[Gnome]
you have a problem with that?!

(Clock chimes)

[Inez]
who are you?

[Gnome]
I'm in charge of
the castle grounds!

Nobody passes without
my permission!

Listen, you have to let us by!

We have to stop a power-hungry
reject who's been wrecking

Cybersites everywhere!

[Gnome]
and who might that be...?

[Jackie]
his name's hacker.

And he's about to create
gigabyte inside your castle,

A monster he'll use to help
take over all of cyberspace!

[Gnome]
and how do you know this hacker
is in my castle?

[Inez]
it's a long story.

[Gnome]
make it short. I like short!

[Inez]
all we knew was that hacker was
in a castle in castleblanca -

But we didn't know which one.

[Jackie]
so we asked if anyone had seen
a tall green man

With a cape and a pointy chin.

[Matt]
we marked the results of our
survey on this map.

[Matt]
and it showed that most
of the ones we asked saw hacker

Right here!

[Gnome]
what about all these
other places?

How did you know he wasn't
here... Here...or here?

[Jackie]
well, we didn't.

He might have been but since
most people saw him here,

It seemed like the best plan
was to look here first.

[Inez]
and it was! We found hacker's
cybercraft -

And trailed one of his stooges
right here to your castle!

[Gnome]
alright, alright,
it sounds logical.

But I wasn't born yesterday,
you know.

(Something smashes)

What was that??!

[Matt]
maybe now you'll believe us!
Let's go!

[Gnome]
wait for me!

[Buzz]
so much for the second mirror!

[Delete]
what are we going to do now,
buzzy?

[Delete]
it's almost midnight! What are
we gonna do?!

[Buzz]
maybe the boss won't notice.

Let's get this stuff
out of here!

[Dr. Marbles]
you two are pathetic!

If hacker is successful in
bringing gigabyte to life -

He'll dump you both
in the recycle bin!

[Delete]
is that true, buzz? Would the
boss do that? Would he?

[Buzz]
well, you know, the hacker does
have a mean streak.

[Delete]
you're right. How many times
has he said to me:

"You nickle-plated twit!
You distasteful duncebucket!"

[Buzz]
whoa! Let's get outta here!
Aaah!

[Matt]
whoa! This guy is awesome!

[Jackie]
hurry! It's midnight!

[Hacker]
you dare to impede greatness?!

Out of my way, children!

[Jack-o-lantern]
it's midnight! The full moon is
overhead!

[Hacker]
let there be life!

[Hacker]
my mirror! Where's my other
mirror?!

[Delete]
uh-oh.

Oof.

[Hacker]
give my creation life!

[Delete]
I'll get it, boss!

[Delete]
ah ha ha ha ha...

[Hacker]
yes!

[Matt]
no!

[Hacker]
yes!!!

[Hacker]
speak to me gigabyte! Speak!

You nickle-plated twit!

[Hacker]
what was that...?

[Gigabyte]
you distasteful duncebucket!

[Hacker]
it can't be! It can't be!

[Inez]
gigabyte got delete's brain
instead of dr. Marbles!

[Digit]
grab the doc!

[Hacker]
stop!!!

[Matt]
this way!

[Hacker]
after them! We need marbles
to repeat the experiment

While the moon is still full!

Come, gigabyte!

[Inez]
we're trapped!

[Hacker]
you've been a wrinkle
in my cape long enough!

[Gnome]
halt!

You're trespassing!

[Hacker]
and you're a repulsive little
runt! Out of my way!

[Hacker]
whoaaaaaa!!!

Oh no!!!

Aaaaahhhhhhh!!!

[Matt]
man!

[Marbles]
once again, you've preserved
the safety of cyberspace.

Motherboard is grateful.

[Motherboard]
indeed I am. Many roads lead
to castleblanca -

But only one leads to hacker's
castle. And you found it.

[Jackie]
thanks, mother b!

[Motherboard]
here's lookin' at you, kids!

[Jackie]
pretty amazing what can happen
when you organize your data

The right way, huh?

The brown spots mark the houses
that gave out chocolate.

[Matt]
and it looks to me like there's
twice as many right...here!

[Jackie]
so what are we waiting for?

Let's put on some costumes
and t.o.t.

[Matt]
t.o.t.?

[Jackie]
aw, that's an easy one!
Trick or treat!