01x19 - Send in the Clones

[bunniefuu]

Okay, there's this really
bad dude named hacker --

Hacker: the hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

* Cyberchase!

* We're movin' we're beatin'
hacker at his game

* Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the motherboard

* We'll get him every time

* Cosmic worlds, freaky places
that we've seen

* We got the power
of one two three four!

* Runnin' in a cyberchase
we'll meet him face to face

* We'll stick together,
all the time!

* Adventures in cyberspace

* The chase is on! Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r- chase!

[Hacker]
(laughing)

I ask you b is there anything
better than the hacker?

[Buzz]
oh yeah, nuthin', boss.
Uh, you're the best ya!

[Delete]
not a thing, boss! Zippo!
(Sneezes)

Well, you're both wrong!

There is something better
than the one-and-only me,

And that's...a lot of me!

With my new clonitron,

I can make enough clones of
myself to create chaos,

In every corner of cyberspace
all at the same time! Watch!

Well, let's see,

Three is a nice number
to begin with.

Hei-yaa, whoops!

Hey, boss, wha-it worked!

[Hacker]
of course it worked, ugh!

[Delete]
hey! What's happening?
What's goin' on?!

Ah-ah-choo!

[Hacker]
ahh! I was the one who
was supposed to be cloned -

Not you!

Sorry, boss,
I don't know what happened -

It won't happe...ah-choo!!

Ah-choo!

[Hacker]
astounding! Every time
you sneeze,

You make clones of
yourself!

Keep it up and the whole ship
will be riddled with tinheads

Here, zip it!

No, I have a better idea!
I'll put all of you to work

That's what I'll do.

And I know just the place!
R-fair city,

The greatest amusement park
in cyberspace!

Go forth and mulitply!
(Evil laugh)

[Buzz]
alright, you clones,
listen up!

Hacker sent you here to rob,
cheat, steal,

And raise prices!

Is that clear?

Clear, all clear.

[Buzz]
louder!

[Clones]
clear, all clear!!

I wish you'd be a little
nicer to my clones.

Why? You're not them
you're still you. I think.

I know. But I feel
their pain.

Clones???

[Buzz]
um, where was i?

Oh, yeah. Repeat after me.
I promise to rob...

Ah-ah-chooo!!!

Ah-choo!

Achoo!

[Buzz]
wow, way to go, delete!

We had clones,
now we lots more.

Ha-ha the boss is gonna
love us!

Oh, no! They're gonna take
over r-fair city!

Ahhhhhh...!!!

[Jackie]
man, that was totally cool!

Awesome!

[Inez]
it's really great to be back
in r-fair city,

And just for fun, this time.

[Lucky]
taxi, anyone?

[Inez]
hey, we missed

[Matt]
lucky! What's up?

Hop in! We got big trouble.

[Inez]
clones of delete?
That's not good!

[Lucky]
you're not kidding
it's outta control!

How many are there?

[Lucky]
I'm not sure.

I just know that every time
delete sneezed,

There were more clones.

Clones are serious business

[Jackie]
mother b!
I think we need help!

Help ... Coming... Cy...clone.

Cyclone???

Cy's the greatest clone
catcher who ever lived!

Cool! How do we find him?

[Cyclone]
yep - sounds like delete's
bio-repeater neurons

Have been activated.
Bad stuff.

We need a plan.

Ohh-yaa, I love plans!

Alright. What do we know?

We know whenever
delete sneezes,

Three more delete
clones appear.

So they just keep adding up!

First three, then six,
then nine.

There has to be a way
to control them.

Only one. Capture 'em!

[Jackie]
capture them? How?

[Cy clone]
well, you leave that to me,
little lady.

But we don't know
how many are out there!

And how will we know if we've
got them all?

When delete sneezes again,
he'll just make more!

[Cy clone]
well, you kids are slick!

Jackie, you let us know every
time delete sneezes.

[Jackie]
I'm on it, mr. Clone! Call
you guys on the skwak pad!

[Cy clone]
inez, you and lucky
keep track

Of how many times he sneezes,

And how many clones he makes.

And do it fast.

With clones there's no time
to waste!

You can count on me,
mr. Clone!

Huh! A little earth humor.
I like it!

Digit, you find
the cloning machine.

[Digit]
you got it partner!

As for me, send in the
clones! They're mine!

[Matt]
achem...mr. Clone?

Call me cy.

Um...what about me?
What do I do?

[Cy clone]
you're comin' with me, kid!

[Matt]
ever catch any vampire
clones?

[Cy clone]
yep - a thousand of 'em
one time.

Pfffft...gone, just like
that.

[Matt]
wwwwow...totally awesome!

Clone!

Go play some darts kid.

Pop a balloon, win a hat!

[Matt]
I'll play. How much?

[Clone]
how much you got?

I'll take it.

[Matt]
hey! That balloon should've
popped!

Ahhhhh...bad lucky-poo.

You think that was bad lucky
poo? Try this!

Yeow!

Whoaaa...

[Lucky]
hey, you mind tellin' me what
you're doin'?

[Inez]
I think better this way.

Now tell me exactly what
happened.

Well, I saw buzz...oh,
and delete...and clones.

Then delete sneezed.

What happened next?

Well, after the sneeze,
there were more clones.

Then he sneezed
a second time,

And another clones
appeared.

And when he did it again,
more clones showed up.

Now we're getting somewhere.

Let's write down what
we know.

We've got sneezes...

We've got clones.

Delete sneezed once, ah-choo!

[Lucky]
three clones appeared.

[Inez]
that's right.

Achoo! He sneezed
a second time.

Uh, three more clones!

[Inez]
exactly, so two sneezes made
six clones...

...and after sneezes,
there were plus plus ,

Or clones.

Look at this!
Three clones one time,

Is three.

Three clones two times,
is six.

Three clones times is nine,
it's multiplication!

To figure out how many
clones, count the sneezes

And multiply by three!

So, nine new clones plus
the nine we started with,

Equals .

[Inez]
that's how many clones
are out there.

(Sigh) too bad we don't have
a scoreboard to keep track.

[Lucky]
one scoreboard, comin' up!

[Matt]
man, that was major clone
eradication!

[Cy clone]
not eradication son,
collection.

They're all in here.

[Matt]
inez, it's me! We got four
of 'em!

[Inez]
got'cha, matt...

...fourteen to go!

Awright, listen up.
No need to panic, cmon' now

Theres still fourteen
of you left.

I liked it better when there
were more. I miss me.

C'mon, make some more!
(Giggle) c'mon, c'mon!

Ahh ...ahhhh ...ahhhchooo!

Ahchoo! Ahchoo! Ahchoo!

Ahchoo!

[Jackie]
oh, no! They're all over
the place!

[Buzz]
way to go, delete, ha, ha!

Thirteen sneezes (laughs).

Alright, back to your booths!

[Delete]
why you lookin' at me like
that?

[Buzz]
uh, you gettin' shorter?

[Delete]
shorter?

Ahhhh!

[Jackie]
the clones went by so fast
I couldn't count them all.

But I know this: delete
sneezed times!

[Inez]
don't worry, jax,
we'll figure it out.

[Lucky]
delete sneezed again, huh?

[Inez]
big ones!

Which means we have
new groups of

Or times .

Oh man! How many is that?

Count the sneezes and
multiply by three - !

How can you be sure?

[Inez]
I'll show you.

Multiplying is just
repeating addition.

So times is the same
as adding , times.

Plus plus plus ...

Whoa whoa, I can't add all
those three's!

I might forget one
or something.

Okay, try this. We know
times is , right!

Okay.

So sneezes make clones.

And since we add more
clones with every sneeze...

Sneezes makes clones.

Then sneezes would be
um... Plus is !

Right! And times
must be... !

So new clones, plus the
we had before, gives us...

Clones to catch!

Clones! Ah man!

Cy the clones have
multiplied again.

Now there are of them.

Make that .

My clones!
They're disappearing!

What devious device is
working against me?

Huh! Cy clone! I should have
known.

Well, no over the hill
clone patty

Is going to ruin my plans.

I'll clone myself
a thousand fold.

We'll see what mr. Cy clone
can do about that.

Digit!

Ahhh!!! I'm trapped!

Yeow!

[Cy clone]
wh-where's the clone?

[Matt]
there he goes! C'mon!

Whoooaaaaa, ugh.

Over there!

[Cy clone]
time's up...clone!

[Matt]
whoa, you really clocked
that one!

Ha, let's get the rest
of 'em!

[Cy clone]
hang on-hang on a sec, kid.
I gotta rest.

[Inez]
okay, matt! To go!

Shesh! The number of clones
is sure changin'fast!

What do we do if delete
sneezes times,

Or maybe !
How we gonna keep up?

I know, I'm thinking...

Hey we can use this table,

If we fill in more multiples
we'll be ready

For more sneezes.

Inez, delete's alone,

And he's gotten really small!
Maybe I can grab him and

[Buzz]
delete? Where are ya?!

Where'd you go, pal?

Buzz.

Deedee?!

Delete....is that you?

Yeah. It's me.

I've been lookin' all over
for you!

That clone catcher's suckin'
up all your clones.

You gotta make some more!

I don't wanna make any more.

[Buzz]
the boss won't be happy to
hear that.

[Delete]
in case you haven't noticed,
I've got a clothes pin

On my nose.

[Buzz]
oh, yeah. I was gonna ask.

You know why I have a clothes
pin on my nose?

'Cause every time I sneeze
I get shorter...that's why!

Look at me!

And maybe, just maybe if
I keep this clothes pin on

I won't get any dust in my
nose and I won't sneeze!

You really think it'll work?

I think so.

Ah-ah-choo!

Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

Achoooooo!!!

Now look at me...ahhhh!!!

Inez! You won't believe

How many times delete
just sneezed.

Times??! We're on it, jax!

[Lucky]
it happened again, huh?

[Inez]
yep, but thanks to this
table, we are ready!

Good thinking, inez.

And times is... !

[Matt]
thanks, inez. Now there's
another clones out there

Cy, we'll never catch
'em all!

[Cy clone]
that's the trouble
with clones son,

Just when you think you've
got 'em, zap!

They multiply again.

But, we can't give up.
We can't let hacker win!

Look, I'm not a kid anymore
kid. All this runnin' around

Hangin' by my toes.
(Sigh) I'm just too old.

[Matt]
you can't quit now!

Digit said you're the
greatest clone catcher ever!

Was.

Was the greatest clone
catcher.

Oh, I'm finished kid.

[Matt]
fine! I'll just have to do it
myself!

[Cy clone]
look out!!

[Matt]
whoa, thanks, cy.
You saved me.

[Cy clone]
c'mon, you might need some
help gettin'

The rest of them clones.

Say bye-bye to your
clonitron, hackie!

[Hacker]
nooo!! Don't take it! No!

Chill out! By the way, I love
your new room. He-he-he.

Ahhh, I'll get you for this,

You supercilious
cyber-turkey!

[Delete]
you know, buzzy,

I always looked up to you,
but this is ridiculous.

[Buzz]
ya, I know.

We gotta do somethin'
to make you big again.

Yikes!

Digit!

He's got the clonitron!

Get him!!!

Give it to me!

In your dreams, buzzy!

[Jackie]
didge! Over here!

Yikes!

I got it. I got...yes.

[Buzz]
you okay?

[Delete]
I don't know, i...i feel
kinda weird ah.

Ah-ah-ah-choooo!!!

[Jackie]
start counting!

Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!

[Digit]
this could be a record
breaker!

How many sneezes
did you say???

[Jackie]
a hundred and three!

[Digit]
he sneezed so many times,
you can barely see him!

[Lucky]
it'll take forever to add
a hundred and three times.

(Sigh) we make another table,
that's what we do,

And start with a multiple
we know,

That's close to one hundred
and three!

[Jackie]
how about times ,
that's !

Good place to start, jax.

Sneezes times clones is
clones.

[Lucky]
and, since multiplication

Is just adding the same
number over and over...

It is???

[Lucky]
you bet'cha! So times
is just plus !

Three hundred three!

[Inez]
and one-hundred-three
times three,

Is three more than that...
Three-hundred-six!

[Digit]
in that case, times
is... !

You did it, didge!

You figured out how many more
clones we have to worry about

Three hundred and nine!

[Digit]
whaddya know!!

[Matt]
good news, guys! We captured
the last clones!

That's great, matt.

Uhh, but the bad news is uh,

Delete just sneezed
times.

[Cy clone]
times?!

That's right, cy.

So there are still clones
to capture.

[Cy clone]
well that's it!

There's only one way to stop
'em now.

I've got to get all
at the same time!

[Matt]
but how?

I have to clone myself and
deal with them one-on-one!

Clono-a-clono!

Set the clonitron to !

[Digit]
the clonitron is set.

[Matt]
you ready, cy?

Hit it, kid!

Clones comin' your way!

[Cy clone]
move out.

Uh-oh

[Jackie]
poor cy, look how small
he got.

[Digit]
gettin' cloned really did
him in.

[Inez]
he was so brave to do that.

[Cy clone]
did it work?

[Matt]
mission accomplished!

All delete clones captured!

I've got 'em all right here.

Good job, kid.

[Delete]
so, what do we do with
all these delete clones?

[Delete]
I have an idea.

[Matt]
delete!

Buzz!

What's your idea?

[Delete]
well, i...i was thinkin'...
Oh, never mind.

Whaa-what deedee was thinkin'
was, maybe we could use

Those clones to make delete
big again.

Are you kiddin' me?!

After all you two
and your green-faced boss

Have done to motherboard?
You want us to help you?!!

[Inez]
I know how you feel digit.
Huddle up guys!

Here's the deal.

We'll give them to you -
on one condition.

Never mess with
the clonitron again!

[Delete]
I promise!

[Buzz]
oh, me too!

[Matt]
stand back!

It worked! I'm me again!

Oh, no!

Ah-chooo!!!

Nothing happened!
I'm cured! I'm cured!

Whoo hoooo ...i'm cured!

Cy, if I capture
all your clones,

Can I do the same thing
for you?

I sure hope so.

They're all right
where I left them.

And here they come!

Hope this works, cy.

[Buzz & delete]
surprise!

[Digit]
I hate to say I told you so
but I told you so!!!

(Evil laughter)

Hacker!

Here's the real deal,
kiddies!

What's left of this small
time clone-catcher

In exchange for
the clonitron!

Don't do it!
Don't give it to him!

Zip it, peewee!

Now give me my clonitron?

[Matt]
whatever you say, hacker!

[Delete]
I got it, boss! Me!

[Buzz & delete]
got it, boss! Got it, boss.

[Hacker]
idiots.

Heads up, cy!

Now, give it up, hacker!

Unless you want my little
buddy here

To sweep you up too,
I suggest you leave town.

[Hacker]
we'll meet again, cowboy!!!

[Cy clone]
I couldn't have done it
without you.

[Matt]
you really mean that, cy?

[Cy clone]
ya, each and every
one of you

Made a valuable contribution!

As long as we stick together,

The likes of hacker will
never succeed!

I salute you.

[Digit]
sheesh! I love it when
he talks like that!