(MultiCom Jingle)
(ominous ethereal music)
(crickets chirping)
- [Beau] All right guys, let's go.
(dog panting)
- How big was the cat that got ate?
- Just small.
Cat sized.
- How did they know it was a wolf did it?
- Some lady saw it.
- (whispers) Guys.
Look.
Oh hi there, little fella.
How you doing?
Got something for you.
- Hey!
(dog growls)
Come here, Donald.
- It was only a two
pointer anyway, Krystal.
- [Cory] Yeah, but two points
ties her with you, Beau.
- So what are you doing Klein,
taking your bunny for a walk?
- [Krystal] What a dork.
- [Cory] Look, he's gonna do it.
- That is unbelievable.
It's like clockwork.
You're such a p*ssy.
(dog barks)
(jazzy swing music)
What the hell's that?
- Come on, Roscoe.
(swing music gets louder)
♫ Is life just so-so
♫ Dull, a little blue
♫ That's 'cause everyone you know
♫ Is normal just like you
♫ Come and see our fine collection
♫ Of nature's worst rejections
♫ Freaks and geeks and monsters
♫ Good ol' imperfections
♫ They'll put a smile upon your face
♫ As we take you to another time and place
♫ We'll cast a spell of long ago
♫ So come and see our freaky monster show
♫ If you like some tragic,
then open up your eyes
♫ Come and see the magic
we bring from years gone by
♫ Come and see our fine collection
♫ Of nature's worst rejections
♫ Freaks and geeks and monsters
♫ Freaks and geeks and monsters
♫ Those freaks and geeks and monsters
♫ Are headed in your direction
- This will do, boys and girls.
What do you say, Finn?
Let's start setting up!
(French accordion music)
- Tonight's gonna be a great show.
- [Crew Member] Easy!
(laughter)
- There is no hot water, Harley.
- Oh no, Mr. Crabby Buster, there's plenty
of sunlight to warm the tank.
- There's a tear at the side
wall of the baby show, Harl.
- Well stitch it up, double time, Finn.
Have a good one tonight, baby.
Don't forget, you're the main attraction.
- You say that to all of us, Harley.
- Yes, but when I say it to you I mean it.
And the other side.
Thank you very much.
- [Whiffer] That is disgusting.
- [Cory] There's no way that's a chick.
- [Whiffer] That's a chick.
- [Cory] No way!
- That's a chick, you can tell.
- What are you, a breeder now?
- You're the one caught sweet
talking your uncle's bouvier, dude.
- That was a misunderstanding.
- [Whiffer] Fix your erection, Cory.
- Shut up.
- That's big game, boys.
(snorts)
- 10 points?
- 15.
- Athena?
Can I get you anything?
- [Athena] Hi, honey.
- Hi.
- Could you empty my bucket?
- All you have to do is ask.
- Could you help me up?
I just hate to bother anybody.
- Are you crazy, everybody loves you.
- I love you too.
Now what's wrong?
Come on, what's wrong?
- I was thinking.
Christoph Christine's like
me, born into the sideshow.
Never been anything but a freak.
Same with Buster.
But you, you weren't always fat.
How did it feel to just be normal?
- Oh honey.
Normal wasn't so great.
(gentle piano music)
(g*nsh*t)
- Point.
(alternative rock radio music)
(g*nsh*t)
- Stop it.
(laughing)
(g*nsh*t)
- Point.
(g*nsh*t)
(g*nsh*t)
Point.
You were c*ck about your car, Beau.
But thanks for keeping
her so cherry for me.
- Krystal, thanks for keeping
your cherry for me too.
(laughter)
Speaking of stupid bets.
- I'm a better shot, Beau.
(alarms blaring)
What do you think they do over there?
- For the third year, the fastest growing
sector in the cosmetics industry
remains elective facial surgery.
Buying trends indicate that consumers
are no longer satisfied with covering
up their flaws, they
want to eliminate them.
We're developing a designer iris pallet.
Within eight years the bell charm eye line
should be available for reproductive use.
Brown eyes can now be detected
and corrected in the womb.
That is our growth market.
(animal noises)
(door alarm rings)
(dramatic sax music)
- Hey Miles.
How you doing?
- Ryan?
What are you doing down here?
- Nothing, I'm just visiting with Miles.
- [Klein] They're not pets.
You know better.
- [Brian] Sorry.
- I want you to stay away
from the woods until I say so.
I don't trust that posse.
- What posse?
- Well you've heard the wolf howling
by the lake the last
few nights haven't you?
- [Ryan] Yes.
- Well it appears the wolf
k*lled Mrs. Shapiro's Siamese.
It was declawed, but
she let it out anyway.
Now the farmers formed a
posse to sh**t the wolf.
Promise me you'll stay out
of the woods, sweetheart.
(upbeat carnie music)
(laughter)
- Step right up, step this way!
Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the freak show!
A glimpse of the old world brought
magically to you from a forgotten past
where nature ruled over
man with a wry smile.
We bring you the world's
tiniest musical assemblage.
The smallest horn section
you have ever seen.
Harley Dune's Natural Wonders
and Amazing Curiosities
presents Fingers Finnian
and His Miniature Orchestra!
(applause)
(jazzy swing music)
(radio swing music)
♫ You say that I can't
♫ Yes I can
♫ When you say that I'm not
♫ Yes I am
♫ When you say that I won't
♫ Oh yes I will
♫ And I'll take one more step
♫ Up that hill
♫ Self doubt is the devil
♫ Self doubt is the devil
♫ Self doubt is the devil
♫ Self doubt is the devil
♫ When you say that I can't
♫ Yes I can
(slow jazz music)
♫ Believe your eyes
♫ Believe your ears
♫ Believe your fright
♫ Believe your tears
♫ All that you will see is as it seems
♫ Don't pinch yourself,
no need, it's not a dream
♫ Believe your eyes
♫ Believe your fear
♫ The world of wonders, wonders is here
♫ It's a world of wonders
♫ God's laughter cracks like thunder
♫ And born in its wake
♫ Is God's very best mistake
♫ If a mistake is something God can make
(laughs)
(applause)
♫ Believe your eyes
♫ Believe your ears
♫ Believe your fright
♫ Believe your tears
♫ All that you will see is as it seems
♫ Don't pinch yourself,
no need, it's not a dream
♫ Believe your eyes
♫ Believe your fear
♫ The world of wonders, wonders is here
(applause)
- Yeah!
♫ I fall in love nearly every day
♫ But my kind of love seems to pass away
♫ For I never knew who
could make me see blue
♫ I'd like to find him
♫ Still I'll admit you
may think it's strange
♫ But I'm tired of it,
I'd be glad to change
♫ And I'd love one of those
♫ If I was sure he'd be my own
♫ If I could find him,
the right kind of man
♫ He'd make me mind him,
the right kind of man
♫ I could be slaving,
behaving all the day long
- Ladies and gentlemen, we present
the beaded lady's follicle follies!
♫ There's only one way to please her
♫ I have to pluck her with my tweezers
(laughter)
♫ If I wanna go out 'cause
the afternoon is sunny
♫ That's when she says
come on, pluck me, honey
♫ I pluck and pluck and pluck
and think I'm done and then
♫ That's when she says
come on, pluck me again
♫ This pluck, pluck, plucking
is a source of stress
♫ Forget just once and
she's a plucking mess
♫ I pluck her on a Sunday
and she looks real nice
♫ Monday comes along, I
have to pluck her twice
♫ Pluck her in the morning
♫ Pluck her all the day
♫ Pluck her in the evening
♫ Till there's nothing left to say
♫ Sometimes I'm forced to wonder
♫ Have I just run out of luck
♫ Does she love me for me
♫ Or does she just love to get plucked
♫ Just once I'd like to
keep my tweezer on the shelf
♫ Just once I'd like to
say honey, pluck yourself
♫ My friends say I'm such a lucky plucker
♫ True enough, I have to say
♫ If her beard did not grow back
♫ I'd pluck her anyway
(cheers and applause)
♫ Well look at her, wouldn't you
(growling)
(howls)
- Come on Roscoe, let's get her, come on.
- He's too stupid Beau,
it's not gonna work.
- It'll work.
(knocking)
- If that's my five
minute call, you're early!
(laughter and shushing)
(knocking)
(angry barking)
- Hey!
What the hell are you doing back here?
You're not allowed back
here with the wagons, go on.
Go on!
- [Beau] (chuckles) Let's go, guys.
She could use the beauty sleep.
- Stop right there!
You wanna take care of that first?
- Here.
Wouldn't want anybody
stepping in this, would we?
(laughter)
- Five minutes, baby.
- [Tara] What did they want, Harley?
- They're just curious.
- They hate me.
- They don't hate you.
You're my best girl.
Ladies and gentlemen, come closer.
Closer.
That's close enough, son.
Do you know what's in the cage, son?
Inside that cage is a creature so rare,
so unusual, that I will give everyone
back double their admission price,
triple, ladies and gentlemen, if they
have ever seen anything like her.
She was born in a mountain wilderness.
Discovered by hunters
when she was just a child.
Was she human?
Was she animal?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give
you the terrifying Wolf Girl!
(snarling)
(gasps)
(growling)
(howling)
- He's gonna throw it.
Whiff, he's gonna throw it.
(gasps)
(snickering)
(pained howling)
(applause)
- Let me out of this cage!
(sobbing)
- [Beau] Hey, pass me the bottle.
(somber piano music)
- How could anybody do that to her?
- They're just kids, Harley.
- But it gets worse and worse.
Used to be people liked
to come see the freaks.
Now I can barely hold a show together.
If I could just find a circus.
- Circus doesn't want us, Harl.
Not for a long time.
You couldn't even get a
carnival to take us now.
Time's changed.
- Goodnight, Athena.
- Night, honey.
- If I find out who threw that...
- Doesn't matter.
- Of course it matters.
- That was so funny, did you see
that wolf thing's face, it was like.
(howls)
- Weird seeing it up close though.
- She looks evil.
Why doesn't she do
something about herself?
- She's like this hairy
chick though, you know?
I don't know, you could
see her eyes, it was weird.
- She's a freak, Whiff.
- She's a 15 pointer, and she's mine.
- I should get points for tonight.
- Please, she was in a cage
Beau, it doesn't count.
- But funny as sh*t.
(wolves howling)
- I can't see--
- Shhh.
(Roscoe growls)
- God, would you relax, Whiff?
(Roscoe snarls)
- Come here!
(howling)
- What'd you do that for?
(howling)
- What if it's a mating call?
- Roscoe!
(Roscoe barks)
Run you, guys, run!
- sh*t!
- Run, go!
- [Cory] Whiff, meet me at the spot!
- Okay!
- At the spot!
- Okay!
(wolves howling)
- Go away!
Leave me alone!
(howling)
- You're the p*ssy.
- Piece of sh*t.
The hell are you doing here?
- You can throw sh*t, but
you can't take it, Beau.
- Get up!
Get up, now!
If you tell anybody about
this, I will shove my
fist so far down your throat
you will sh*t fingers.
- Tell anybody about what?
- About me being afraid.
- No, I mean I already...
- [Beau] Nobody can
understand you anyways.
- Morning, fuzzy face.
I'm making omelets.
You hungry?
- I don't eat eggs, Harley.
No eggs, no fish, no chicken.
Nothing with a face.
- Show me an egg with a face.
(door slams)
(dramatic orchestral music)
(doorbell rings)
- Hi.
Come in.
Yes, I wrote that.
Ryan Klein.
I'm also known as Crying Ryan,
but that was in grade school.
Therapy's helping me heal.
- This is a joke isn't it?
- No it's not, definitely.
- Your note said that you could help me.
Help me how?
This is kinda creepy.
- This is my mother's lab.
- She like a mad scientist?
- She does cosmetics research.
She tests lipstick and mascara and--
- What's she gonna give me, a makeover?
- Her real passion is depilatories.
She thinks people are obsessed with
shaving and waxing and lasering.
If she can isolate the genes that
cause back hair, she'll be a billionaire.
I've been studying your
disease, hypertrichosis,
and I think I have
something that can help you.
They were testing this
stuff topically, but my
mother realized that it
works better intravenously.
The formulations are unproven, but...
Hey Miles, look at the pretty girl.
Just yesterday Miles was covered with
hair, so as you can see, they work.
- [Tara] That's amazing.
- If we're gonna do this,
we should do it now.
My mom might be home any minute,
I can't risk her finding out.
- Just like that?
Let you inject me with some
unproven experimental serum?
- You could wait.
Takes seven years to get a drug approved.
Unless you're happy with the way you are.
You'll just feel a little pinch.
(ominous atmosphere music)
You'll probably notice an
increase in your appetite.
You'll have a headache and...
Any other side effects
I need to know about.
(upbeat carnie music)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
Roll up!
Roll up!
Come on now!
Come on, gather around!
Come a little closer.
Dare to come a little closer.
Ladies and germs, The Geek!
Is the most horrible of
sideshow attractions.
Even the lowliest freaks look down on her.
Some human oddities, The
Crab Man, The Wolf Girl,
wear their animal ancestry on the outside.
For The Geek, it is an
insatiable blood thirst.
She cannot suppress.
Friends, the squeamish
should cover their eyes.
(loud crunch)
(audience groans)
(wolves howling)
- [Barber] Can I help you?
(barking and snarling)
- Hey.
(growling)
(gasps and screams)
(dramatic ethereal music)
(upbeat swing music)
(laughter)
♫ Anywhere you go, I'll go
♫ Whatever you do, I'll do
- I don't know about this, you guys.
- Whiffer, you are such a feet
in the air squealing bottom.
- What did she ever do to you?
- If you don't wanna come, don't come.
♫ When we don't see eye to eye
♫ When we try to say goodbye
- She's not in her wagon.
- Oh sh*t.
(laughter and applause)
What is it, honey?
What's wrong?
- Headache.
- [Harley] Headache?
Did you take something?
- No.
- Come on baby, get it together.
♫ Every thought you think, I thought
♫ There's just a heartbeat delay
(uproarious laughter and applause)
♫ Anywhere you go, I'll go
♫ I'll follow you
- Ladies and gentlemen.
I give you the terrifying Wolf Girl!
(growling and snarling)
(gasps and shrieks)
(pained howling)
(growling)
- Get her off of me!
Get her off!
- That's not Tara.
- No it isn't.
(audience screaming)
- Nunzio!
Christina.
(upbeat swing music)
♫ I'm just the right height for delight
(laughter)
♫ I keep the ladies
(mumbles) all the night
♫ The men say I'm just great
♫ But the women all agree
♫ That I'm just the
right height for delight
♫ Some small girls
prefer men big and strong
♫ Some wry girls pick their men (mumbles)
♫ But no matter what your taste
♫ When you get below the waist
♫ All girls like poetry from the tongue
♫ And I'm the one 'cause
♫ I'm just the right height for delight
♫ And I don't give them up without a fight
♫ They can be talked to (mumbles)
♫ But they're all right,
I hear them squeal
♫ That I'm just the right height
♫ I've got all the hot licks for the kicks
♫ I'm just the right height for delight
(cheers and applause)
- You need a stitch.
- I'll be all right.
- It's not you, honey.
People nowadays are afraid
of anything that's different.
- Hi.
- You!
- Athena, no no no, it wasn't him!
Let him go.
- Are you sure?
- Yes, it's all right.
He's my friend.
- You harm her and I'll
flatten you like a pancake.
- I would never harm her.
I'm Ryan.
- I'm Athena.
(jubilant music)
(laughter)
- I'm really sorry about that.
It's just, she's just
very protective, you know.
- Yeah.
- She's the closest
thing to a mother I have.
- I am familiar with (mumbles).
- What does she see in him?
(laughter)
- Why any woman would want a man
taller than a p*ssy is beyond me.
(laughter)
Let me see that.
Oh you know, it's very long.
- It's a record!
It's a box office record.
(cheering)
Where's Tara, did you see her?
She had those people terrified.
I haven't seen a gaff like
that since Coney Island.
- I'm sure Lon Chaney's
eating his heart out.
- What did you do to the cage
Finn, did you change the bars?
- I figured it was you.
- Was it one of you boys?
- No.
- Well I'll be damned.
- This is where I come when
I'm feeling, well, you know.
- I'd come every day.
- I do.
- Do you know those guys?
- Who, the neanderthals?
- I resemble that remark.
- Yeah.
I wish I was a seven foot
lunkhead with bulging biceps.
- You'd take blue veins over gray matter?
- Yeah.
We can't do another treatment.
- What?
Why?
- Well you nearly k*lled Beau.
I think that certainly
rates as a side effect.
- No, that was part of the show.
I mean that's what people wanna see.
A girl act like an animal.
- So you haven't had
any other side effects?
- No.
- That's good.
Tara, that's really good.
We can do another treatment tomorrow.
- Okay.
Ryan.
- Yeah?
(laughing)
(sheep baaing)
(growling)
(panicked baaing)
(gasps)
- Morning, sweetie.
- I thought you used the men's room.
- Bust a complaint to Harley.
If he stands on this side
of me he gets pee shy.
(chuckles)
- Christine, did you ever have a serious
boyfriend, girlfriend,
whatever, I mean a lover?
- Mostly not so serious.
My lovers need a sense of humor.
- Sometimes I wonder
if I'll ever have one.
- You see a hairy monster?
Doesn't matter so much what you see.
There is a boy in the world that
will look at you and see what I see.
I see a beautiful girl on the inside.
- Get out.
- [Christine] Oh damn it.
- Wow!
- I know.
- Wow.
- I know.
- So any side effects?
- Nope, nothing.
- Okay, well what about mood swings?
- Nope.
- [Ryan] What about
irritability or tension?
- No.
- Headaches, dizziness, hallucinations?
- No, no, no.
- Increased appetite.
- No!
I feel amazing, Ryan.
I never felt like this before.
I've dreamt about this all my
life and it's really happening.
- Let's do it then.
- I think we should
increase the dosage, Ryan.
I mean, I don't know when
the sideshow's gonna pull out of town.
Increase the dose.
- I can't increase the
dosage without testing it.
I'm using Donald here to test
side effects on his eyes.
It's okay, Donald.
If Donald can handle a dose
and a half, then you can too.
- Ryan?
Ryan, what are you doing?
I told you to stop
playing with the animals.
If you feed it something, or you get it
too excited, it can
ruin months of my work.
Now put it away, come on.
- Okay.
Go on, Donald.
Think I can hang out
with Donald for a minute?
- No you are not.
I don't want you down here.
Come on, you had lunch?
- No I haven't, but I'm
actually just meeting
a friend in about 20 minutes at the diner.
- That's wonderful.
Who with?
- Actually a girl.
- A girl?
Where did you meet this girl?
- At the sideshow outside of town.
- The freak show?
- She's one of the oddities.
She's The Wolf Girl.
- You're dating an oddity?
I know sometimes you...
You feel like you don't fit in.
But you're a normal boy.
Really.
Someday you're gonna have a girlfriend.
She's gonna be so pretty.
I don't want you going back
to that show again, Ryan.
Ugly people should not be put on
display for other people to stare at.
They should be allowed to stay at home.
(car honking)
("Just Say Something" by Justin Burgess)
♫ Just say something, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
♫ Just say something, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
- Sorry about everyone staring at me.
I believe my friend would
like to order something.
- Never mind.
- She needs a place mat and a menu.
- It's okay, Ryan.
- How about a couple of cheeseburgers?
- Want them well done?
- Rare please.
- I wanna know something about you.
Tell me something about yourself.
- Something beyond the obvious?
I'm pretty much defined as The Wolf Girl.
- You have parents?
- Harley used to tell
me this bedtime story
about my beautiful mother and my
handsome father and they were from
Romania and how much they loved me.
They were too young and
poor to take care of me.
- You don't believe that?
- Well as I got older,
I started to ask more
questions about my
parents, my real parents,
not my family I have in the sideshow.
One day, it was just this past summer,
Harley decided that I was
old enough to know the truth.
When I was born my father was
so ashamed, he left my mother saying that
she was cursed to have a child like me.
My mother tried to manage alone, but soon
the whole village knew about me.
Some townspeople thought that I was the
Devil or something and harassed my mother.
She protected me the best she could
because Harley said that if they
found me, they would've k*lled me.
(baby cooing)
My mother ran off with
me wandering for days.
(applause)
- Ladies and gentlemen!
Welcome to The Freak Show!
- [Tara] She was hungry and lost
when she came upon Harley's sideshow.
- Where everyone is unique,
and no two things the same!
Ladies and gentlemen...
- [Tara] The show was
destitute then, in its
darkest days after being
kicked out of the circus.
- Give them a rousing Bucharesti welcome!
Thank you!
(dramatic ethereal music)
(applause)
- [Tara] I don't blame my mother.
What choice did she have?
- Well what have we here?
Hello there, little baby.
Look at you.
Aren't you a fuzzy little thing.
It's all right.
I've got you now.
You're gonna fit right in here.
- [Tara] When Harley saw me,
there was light in his eyes.
- You've come to the right place.
- [Tara] My mother returned
to the village without
me having told people
earlier that I was dead.
But the townspeople knew the
truth and they k*lled my mother.
They shot her because of me.
(g*nsh*t)
Because I'm ugly.
- [Ryan] I'm sorry, Tara.
- [Tara] I don't want
you to feel sorry for me.
- Didn't you see the sign, Klein?
No pets allowed.
- You're very funny, Beau.
- Don't talk back to me, shithead.
Or I will get you.
And your little dog too.
Ow!
(gasps)
(growling)
Hey, I'll catch you later, Toto.
- Excuse me.
- Hear that wolf k*lled another sheep
at old man Crebin's farm last night.
- [Whiffer] Maybe we should
stay out of the woods.
- Guys, let's go.
- I'm sorry, Beau.
- That's just great, thanks,
thank Whiff, that's awesome.
- I'm really really really really really
really really really sorry.
- Shut up.
Whiff, shut up.
- Really really really--
- Shut up!
It's fine.
It's cool.
No problem.
You guys just go ahead,
I'll meet you there.
- I'm sorry.
- Don't worry about it.
- Thanks for lunch, Ryan.
Harley would be pissed at me
for putting on a free show.
(dramatic flute music)
(snarling and growling)
- Saw your show.
It was really cool.
Especially when you bit that rabbit.
Is your fur real?
Can I touch it?
Soft.
- You born with it?
Awesome.
- Our friend over here
puked when he saw you.
Nothing personal, but
you look really freaky.
- Cool show.
We're coming back tonight.
(upbeat circus music)
(bells ringing)
(carnie sax music)
- Don't touch, kid.
Show some respect.
You call this the dime museum.
The freaks call it the baby show.
Most freaks are k*lled
as soon as they're born.
These are the freaks who didn't survive.
The ones who do come to me.
I teach them to be strong and wily.
Remember that.
Little boy.
- That good?
Thanks, honey.
Mmmm, sweet.
(vomiting)
(gentle piano music)
(applause)
(cheers and applause)
(dog growling and barking)
(louder growl)
(dog whimpers)
(soft rock radio music)
- Get the hell outta here!
Get the hell outta here!
- Ladies and gentlemen,
who would you choose?
The beautiful Christine?
(cheering and whistling)
Or the dapper Christoph?
We each of us have a bit of the other,
it's easy to choose, but half and half?
Is this nature's blessing
or God's cruel joke?
♫ There are two sides to every story
♫ Every story has two sides
♫ When boy meets girl in all their glory
♫ Sometimes both worlds collide
♫ Since the first big bang
there's been the yin and the yang
♫ And still to tango it takes two
♫ In any good fling,
when the fat lady sings
♫ You need a dong to
make a ding, it's true
♫ There are two sides to every story
♫ In every battle ever fought
♫ When boy meets girl in all their glory
♫ Someone always gets caught
(glass shatters)
♫ There are two sides to every story
♫ Every story has two sides
♫ When boy meets girl in all their glory
♫ Sometimes both world collide.
- Yeah!
(whistles)
♫ Two sides, two sides
♫ Two sides
(gasps and laughter)
(cheers and applause)
- Tara!
Tara!
Where have you been?
They're lining up outside the gate, baby.
I've never seen anything like
it, not since the old days.
Are you all right, honey?
I guess you're not my
little girl anymore, huh?
- I'm not your dog either.
(upbeat carnie music)
(applause)
(g*nsh*t)
(applause)
- Kid, got a nickel?
I'll give you a peek.
- I've never seen boobs that big.
(knocking)
- What?
- No one can know.
- Fine.
I won't say anything.
- No one can know.
(roars)
(g*nsh*t)
- She's gone.
- sh*t.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry to tell you
there will be no more
performances tonight.
(groans and boos)
Please come back tomorrow.
(growling)
(ominous atmosphere music)
(animalistic breathing)
(growling)
(roaring)
- Somebody help me!
- Where the hell could Beau have got to?
He wouldn't just leave his car.
- Maybe he's boffing the snake lady.
- You're projecting again.
(roaring)
- We have a code here, Harl.
- You hurt one of us, you hurt us all.
- We have to look out
for each other, Harley.
No one else will.
- I look out for you.
Your whole lives, ever since
you were left at my door.
You used to beg for change on the street.
I kept you safe and I fed you.
Even when no one else
could bear to look at you.
I took care of you all like you were
my own children, and I still do.
- I know, Harley.
We all know.
- These people will be
back tomorrow, you know.
And they'll bring more.
Did you see them?
They were scared.
(dramatic atmosphere music)
(knocking)
- Tara.
(moaning)
- [Performer] Ahem!
- Sorry, I didn't...
I'm sorry.
(gasps)
- [Cory] Beau!
Yo Beau!
- Guys, we shouldn't even
be here, this is f*cked.
- Whiffer would you relax, you h*m*.
- Whoa.
(dramatic orchestral music)
(shrieks)
(ominous atmosphere music)
- It happens sometimes, sweetheart.
Animals will do that when
they feel endangered.
The fox caught in a trap, they'll
chew themselves to get free.
Always trying to escape.
Naturally I'm very sad.
I'll have to start all over again.
- Morning.
- Morning.
- We were all out looking
for you last night.
- Yeah, I know.
- Felt like being alone?
- Mmmhm.
- Harley's thinking about
pulling out of town early.
- Why?
- Haven't been yourself.
- Hormones.
- "Hormones."
(knocking)
- The dose that I gave Donald.
He chewed himself to death.
- I'm sorry.
You were trying to help.
You did.
Look at me.
I need another shot, Ryan.
Please.
A couple more treatments.
I could be normal, Ryan.
- I can't.
Donald went psychotic.
Tara.
Tara.
Tara, what are you doing?
Tara, you're gonna get sick!
- You started this!
(glass shatters)
- You are going to sit down and
tell me exactly where you have been.
- Nowhere.
(upbeat swing radio music)
- Nowhere?
I'm worried about you.
- Just leave me alone!
Why can't everyone just leave me alone?
(door slams)
- Damn.
Caught him with his pants down.
- [Krystal] You guys
think it was the wolf?
- [Cory] Dude, look at his wang.
- [Whiffer] It get bit off?
- [Cory] No, that's it,
that's the whole thing.
- Ew.
Sick.
Freak.
- It's even smaller than mine.
- [Krystal] Come on.
You guys, come on!
- Friends, if you have
a fear of needles...
Do not watch what is about to happen.
(growls)
He feels pain.
Just like everyone else.
But The Human Pin Cushion craves
the piercing pain in his body.
Because it drowns the pain in his heart.
(cheers and applause)
(upbeat carnie music)
- So what do you think?
I don't think she should
do the show tonight, Harl.
- She will do the show.
Get some roustabouts on
crowd control, will you?
Ladies and gentlemen, the
show is about to begin!
Step inside, step inside!
(classical music)
(cheers and applause)
(rhythmic clapping)
- You think he got what he deserved?
- What the hell kind of question's that?
- I'm just thinking.
- What the hell kind of world would
this be if we all got what we deserved?
(cheers and clapping)
(applause)
- There's plenty of room for everyone,
ladies and gentlemen,
don't push, don't shove.
Leave some breathing room
for the people up front here.
Welcome to the freak show!
A world of wonders, where everything
is unique and no two things alike.
We do not wish to alarm you,
but don't make eye contact.
No sudden moves.
Last night, as some of you already know,
The Wolf Woman escaped from her cage.
Hold on there, son.
Wolves are carnivores you know.
Do you know what a carnivore is?
It's a meat eater, son.
If she were to get one whiff of that
wiener in your hand, she might
break out and come and get it.
There's no telling where she might
stop if she's really hungry.
Smart kid.
(growling)
Tonight, you are about to witness
one of nature's cruelest mistakes!
A savage combination of woman and animal.
But please, take pity.
To us this creature is merely an oddity.
So vile that we cannot
help but stare and gape.
But imagine what it must
be like to be so deformed.
Imagine if it were you who was so
revolting and disgusting
to others, imagine your
horror as you looked into the mirror.
Imagine, please, yourselves.
If you were like her.
If you were a freak.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you The Wolf--
(gasps)
(growling)
(gagging)
Help me!
- It was her.
It was her, she k*lled
him, she k*lled Beau!
(screaming)
- Don't panic, please!
Don't panic!
(gentle piano music)
(whimpering)
(ominous atmosphere music)
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Tara.
- What's happening to her?
[Ominous music]
- Jeez.
I almost blew your head off.
You looking for that hairy b*tch too?
Probably shouldn't be out there alone.
Something happen to you?
That was my friend she k*lled.
If I find her...
I'm gonna sh**t her.
I'm the best shot in counties.
Made it to state last year.
You can watch if you want to.
Do you wanna do something after?
I can get booze.
What are you, Helen Keller or something?
Do you not speak English?
You remind me of someone.
You're really pretty.
(gentle piano music)
You're not from around here right?
Guess I would know if you were.
I wish you were.
You want to?
(growling)
(screaming)
- Tara, no!
Tara!
Tara, we can fix this.
Tara, please come with me.
Please come.
(roaring)
(Krystal screaming)
Tara it's me, it's Ryan!
(sobs) I'm sorry I did
this, I'm sorry Tara.
I can't.
Tara, I can't do it.
Tara.
(growling)
Tara, please!
(roars)
(g*nsh*t)
- I nailed her!
- I'll be damned.
Holy sh*t, she was a werewolf.
(screaming)
- (garbled) Where's my tongue?
Where's my tongue?
(gagging and screaming)
Where's my tongue?
(screaming)
(dramatic orchestral music)
- Check on our truck, make sure the other
trucks have gas as well, thank you.
Thank you, keep it moving.
Make sure no one forgets Athena,
not that that could happen.
There's at least six more of those,
don't forget any of them please.
- We're not leaving Tara.
- Harley Dune, you son of a b*tch!
You coward, she's our family!
- (whispers) Lock her in.
- You can't leave her!
(sobbing)
Harley!
Tara!
(glass shatters)
(sobs) Tara.
Don't leave her.
Please.
(dramatic ethereal music)
(rock music)
♫ Life in the circus ain't easy
♫ But the folks on the outside don't know
♫ Yeah the tent goes up
and the tent comes down
♫ All that they see is the show
♫ And the ladies on the
horses look so pretty
♫ And the lions are looking real mad
♫ And some of the clowns are happy
♫ And some of the clowns are sad
♫ But underneath, there's
another expression
♫ That the makeup isn't making
♫ Life under the big top
♫ It's about freedom, it's about faking
♫ There's an art to the laughter
♫ There's a science, and there's
♫ A lot of love and compliance
♫ There's a lot of love and compliance
♫ Welcome to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to the freak show, here we go
♫ We live to hear the slack-jawed gasping
♫ We live under a halo of held breath
♫ And when the children
raise up a giant shield
♫ Of laughter, it's like
they're fending off death
♫ And we can make something bigger
♫ Than any one of us alone
♫ Then the clowns will
take off their makeup
♫ And the people will go home
♫ Life on the outside ain't easy
♫ No sequins, no elephants,
no parading around
♫ Oh the circus comes and the circus goes
♫ And they're stuck in this f*cking town
♫ You need a lot of love and compliance
♫ You need a lot of
♫ You need a lot of love and compliance
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Welcome to to the freak show, here we go
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
♫ Love love, love love
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Wolf Girl (2001)
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