Evil Things (2009)

[bunniefuu]

Maya, hey Girl... alright. I'm going away

for a couple days. You behave. No peeing on the floor. Behave, alright. I'm coming. So you're gonna be

filming like the whole time? Definitely, I just

go this, yesterday. Yeah, how much was it? Get what? The City. Oh, the view,

it's really nice. Leo, what are you doing? Get back in the car! I'm fine. Leo, you're

gonna fall out. I would slow down,

but there are cars behind us, and I can't

slow down that much. I'll be fine, I

wanna get this. That's the first

thing we're buying at the store...coffee. Hey, birthday girl. Hey, how ya doing? Good, how are you? Good, I am just going

through Grand Central, and we are on our

way to get you so where are you

gonna be at? -No.

-Are you feeling better? Um, yeah, yeah. I think the

straight road is helping. Do you need anything or... We have water up here. Um, I'm ok. We have water or

coffee cake or something. No, um, I'm good. Coffee cake for

car sickness? I don't... It's getting

pretty snowy out guys. Yeah, it is. My days on the farm. I used to walk 20 miles

barefoot in the snow. Listen, she has

the window down, just take deep breaths. As soon as we can pull

over, let's just pull over. Alright, as soon as I

can pull over, sweetie, I promise I'm going

to pull over. This road is f*cking crazy. Oh, my God yeah. Look at

that over there. It's like... Look

at those icicles. Oh my god

that's awesome. Well can we... we can look at

the beautiful scenery later, if we could just... Well I'm going as

fast as I can Mark, ok? No, we don't have to go

fast, but let's just. But you know I

mean, I'm trying. Yeah, just do it. She's sick. I think it's ok,

I think it's ok. Please do, it's ok,

she'll be alright. Just put the hazards on. Just go all the way over. Alright, I'll go

all the way over. Ooh... Jeez, Oooh. Ok, we're ok. This is good. She's getting out. Alright, I'm putting

the hazards on. Is she, is she ok? -Leo!

-What? You really. It's not cool

to film her right now. Not right now. She's really

not feeling well. Tanya, do you

want some water?. We've got lots of

bottles of water right here. I think we should go get her

to like a bathroom maybe. Like some

medicine or something? You guys, I'll be,

I'm fine, it's just... Well, no you're not fine. No, it's, the air's good. The air's really good. I think that there's probably

a gas station or something. We can probably go

to a gas station. I'm gonna

get back on the road. Yeah, but where? Where are we? She doesn't look good. Well alright,

there has to be a gas station

or restaurant. I think I saw a

couple miles ago, that there's a

town coming up. Good. Sweetie we're getting you

there as soon as we can ok? No, it's fine. I'm fine. No, we're almost there. If you're not feeling

well, then you know... Don't worry... the

house will be there... Who's this as*h*le? no matter what time

we get there. I don't know. Just someone passing us. Wow, nice move buddy. It's not dangerous outside

right now or anything. It's fine, okay. Oh, he's slowing down now. Smart move bud. Why'd you pass us buddy? You got really far. I know. Yeah, what is he doing? WHAT is he DOING? I don't know. Can you guys. Is it clear? Can you see

around him? Yeah, if you go now,

you're gonna have to go kind

of quickly. Ohhh. Oh my God! Alright, it's ok. Oh, be careful honey. I will, I will. Yeah, thanks. You jerk! Leo, don't film him. What's he doing? Leo, that's not

helping, I don't know. The roads are horrible. How dare he. Someone's got a teeny d*ck. What? That's why men do that. Why men do what? It's the teeny

d*ck thing. They have to make

up for it somehow so they be dicks

on the road. Well, we are classy ladies and

we got through it classily. God! Alright, that

was kinda weird. That was weird. Some people

have issues right. Whatever. We're fine. But, like really,

road rage right now? Look at it outside. It's really awful, and I

don't know why people feel the need to do that. Yeah, that was

pretty bad, we skidded. I know, but

let's just be thankful nothing

worse happened. Where is this

town, there's nothing. There's is something. I, there, I remember there

was something up ahead, I think we're

gonna be fine. I hope not... It's alright. Here comes this

guy again. What? He's coming back? Is that the same guy? Here's this guy again. Oh, no. Ree-dic-u-lous! Miriam, just drive

really slowly please. I'm trying, but he's

getting really close guys. He's

beeping at us. What the hell

is your problem? What do you want me to do? What are you

trying to prove buddy? Guys, should I pull

over, what should I do? Just keep going,

just keep going! Just, yeah, just

pull over because... No, we can't pull over,

there's no where to pull over. No Mark, there's,

there's no where to go. Just don't pull over,

we'll just keep going. Oh my God! Leo, I don't think he

likes you filming him. You guys, I'm

feeling really sick. Oh my God! You guys, she

doesn't feel good. Well, what are we supposed

to, well we can't stop... I'm doing my best... No way, he's passing us,

hey he's passing us again... Just pass us already. Fine, go already. Who is this guy? NO way! Just go! You kidding me. Wow. Jerk off. We have to find

somewhere really soon. She doesn't feel good. This is not ok. There's nothing. Look ahead,

there's nothing ahead. I'm trying, then just

keep going and as soon as you see something

just pull over. I'm going. You guys, just get there. I'm trying. Just get as far away from

this as*h*le as possible. He's gone. Where did, he's guh... He just sped up and went... Trying to mess up

someone else's day. Leo, maybe we should put

the camera away right now. Yeah, enough with the

camera Leo, seriously. I think, a break would be... No, it'll be good. You guys'll like it

and then, It'll... I don't think we're gonna

like a car chase.. You keep saying that

Leo, but it's not funny. Let's just turn the

camera off, please? Leo, please turn it off. Alright, I'll just

keep it pointed forward. Are you feeling

better in the front? Uh, yeah Leo...I'm great. Yeah, I really

feel like we must be coming up to

something soon. There's gotta be a

gas station somewhere. Oh wait, here she comes. Hey Tanya. Hey, you want some chips? I'm alright, thank you. You want some chips? Are you feeling better? Yeah, thanks...

how are you? Kinda cold. Kinda. Alright, so... You guys, how bout

some real food, anybody? Yeah! Yeah! Like a diner or something? Pringles are great but... Yeah, grilled

cheese sandwich! Grilled Cheese! You and that camera,

all vacation, really. It's gonna be worth it. Do you want some chips? Nah, I'm good. I got, who do I got? I got the crackers. Crackers. Guys? What? Who is that? That's the van. Is that? No it's not? No way! Let's just get in the car

and get something to eat ok? Are you

kidding me? We should go guys... Let's just go,

let's...c'mon. Lock the car. Alright, this is weird. This is really messed up. Is that the same guy? Maybe it's just like

a hick, like a guy who lives around

here maybe? Like, married his sister or

something and skins animals. Yeah, but then what about

doing it before with driving in front and then

stopping and... Alright I think

we're ready to go. Maybe it's not

the same guy. Alright let's just go. OK, go. Alright, I'm

trying to go right now. AAAAHHHH!!! Oh my God!!! Jesus! You guys forgot

this in the bathroom. Thank you. Oh my God! Yeah, no problem. Alright, be safe. Sorry, thank you. Alright, OK, so

let's go, let's go. This is your phone Cassy? Sorry. Just, yeah, please. Is anyone coming

from that side guys? You're ok. I just want to get the

hell out of here ok? If he goes the other way,

if he goes the other way, we're fine, careful. He's not going

the other way. No, he was just coming

from the same direction Is he following us? That we were before and... He's gonna uh.... just

make a right up ahead. Yeah he's

friggin following us. Oh my God. Alright, I think

there's a turn up here... Does anybody have any

cell phone service, can you guys check? Nothing. No. Everyone's out? Are you kidding

me right now? No, just calm down ok, cuz

you're stressing me out. He's right behind us. I know he's right

behind us Leo, that's why you should

not stress out. He's kind of close too. You guys just relax, it's ok,

he's not gonna do anything. His headlights scare

the crap out of me. If he was gonna do

anything, he would have done

something by now. Alright.... -This guy is just a spook.

-I'm taking this right. He's taking a right. He can see my blinker, of

course he's taking a right, cuz he sees that

I'm taking a right. Alright, guys,

chill out, chill out. It's ok, just breathe,

just make a right up here. Yeah, I'm breathing, ok. Is he turning? -He's passing...

-He passed us. See, you guys, come on... Did you see that? It wasn't the same guy. How do you know it

wasn't the same guy? It was just someone in a van

who has a van very similar to the one we

saw previously. And he wanted to turn

right, but just didn't? Alright, alright, so

let's just get to the diner. Yeah. He's gone. Alright, so how far is

it to er...the house? It's like

another 15 minutes. I just want to get there

and I want to lock the door and I want to

get in bed. Sounds good. Can we hit up a

diner first still? Yeah. I'm hungry. How bout a drink? Yeah, a drink would be

really great actually. I'll take a double. I think I will share that

with you... Oh will you? monsieur Mark. And I believe that

someone here is turning 21. Hmmm. Yeah. Uh oh. First drink's on me. Oh man. Thank you. My heart is like pounding. Is your heart pounding? My heart's pounding. Are you feeling better? That just

knocked it out of me. Yeah right. God! We're almost there. Wait, so what's in a Panini? Melted Cheese... Hi. Hi. Sorry about my friend

with the camera, shoving it in

everyone's face. C'mon. Everyone ready? Who's going first? I'll go. I pick you. Uh, ok. Can I get a

veggie burger... Sure. deluxe? What? It's a

perfectly delicious meal, and I don't understand

why you ridicule it. Broiled Cod? The cod ladies

and gentlemen. Can we not give a Mr.

close up to my fish? At a diner, broiled cod? You want to try some? That doesn't

sound good... She doesn't feel good,

why would you say that? Banana split for

the birthday girl? With nuts. And the sauce. And cherries. Just trying to help. Just trying to

be a good boy. And provide for my friends,

being the hunter gatherer that I am. We're the berry pickers. Are you gonna sh**t

a deer this weekend? Yeah I am. OK, no no. Some nice Venison. I'm sorry we got

some vegetarians. Yeah, we can cook

it in the fireplace. We're gonna sh**t

him right in the face. That would be a great idea. Guys, guys. Look out the window. That's not funny Miriam. I'm not trying to be funny. Look at the van. It's the same van. It's the same color. It's the same size. He's watching us. He's driving off. But this isn't

coincidence anymore. What is his problem? I mean like what... Even if we were, what would

we say if we called someone? This guy's following us,

but he doesn't talk to us? We can't call the police. We have nothing to say. This is ridiculous. We'll just pay

on our way out. sh*t, guys...I

think he's right here. sh*t! No he is not... Calm down. Just don't look at him. Hold on. Leo, DO NOT film him! Oh my god! Stop filming him. No, I wanna see

if I can see him. Mark, what are you doing? Wait, what are you doing? MARK! Mark, where are you going? Jesus, come back. Don't go outside. What is he doing? Is he out of his mind? Oh my god, Oh my god! What is he trying to prove? What is he...Is

he gonna go...? Mark, get away from there. What are you doing? Mark! I'm gonna k*ll him! No Cassy,

don't go outside. Cassy! Alright, let's go. We need to go. We need to go...NOW! I can't believe

you did that. Don't do that. Did he say anything to you? Mark, did...did he

say anything to you? Enough with the

camera, Leo! I'm sorry. Yeah, it's really not cool. You guys, I really

don't know where we are. You what? I don't know where we are, I

don't recognize any of this. Pull over. Right here? Yes, pull over

and give me the map. Ok, OK! There's just nothing. There's

nothing... Everywhere. Alright, we were on 209, and

then you turned onto...213. Alright, OK, go up the

road a little bit more. You're going to come

to an intersection, and then take a right. Then go up that

road a little bit. And then at the next

intersection take a left and we should be

almost there. Are you sure? Yeah. Alright. How far away is it

once we do that? Was I right? Are we almost there? Yeah, I think this is

the driveway right here. Are you sure? I'm sure this

is the driveway. -Oh...

-Sweet! I have to piss. I have to pee too. It's time to

drink some beer. [Cheering and laughter] Yes, we are, we deserve it. Especially after today. My bladder is thinking about

bursting in about 5 seconds. Yeah, do you

have to pee? You guys I think

we're almost here. Yeah, I do. Roll down the windows. I want to see. What if I tickle you? Why would you do that? You guys, shine

your flashlights, I want to see

the house. This is pretty in the

middle of nowhere. Oooh!!! Oh my god, wow! Cool. Are we stuck? Are you stuck? We get this far and

then you get stuck? Alright, Alright. We're parking the car here. Alright, no just put it

in reverse and then... We made it.

We made it. We're stuck! Let's just go home. Alright, we're going in. Let's just go. I just pee'd all

over Cassy. It's your fault. We're gone... Oh my god. How does your Aunt Gail

get up this driveway? I don't know. But check out

that house though. We get to spend the

whole weekend there. This is going to be

an awesome weekend. It's pretty big. Yeah. Let's get in there. It's kinda dark. Go, go, go go go. I have to urinate. Urinate? I have to make urine,

out of my special parts. Go, go, go, go. Alright let's do it. I'm calling the

flashlights. Miriam, I

really have to pee. Can we just go in? I'm getting my bag. Someone get my bag. Miriam, I swear to God... Tanya, I'm coming... I'll dribble all the

way to the door. Nasty! Miriam, got stuck. That's pretty funny right? Where is it, where is it? Oh my God, Oh my God! Alright, can you give me the

flashlight so I can see what I'm doing? Tanya's gonna

piss her pants. I'm glad you find

this amusing you know. Keys are under

the drainpipe. What's a drainpipe? You don't oh, you don't... I don't know. I live in Manhattan. Where are the drainpipes? This is fine, this is fine. Where are the keys,

where are the keys? Can you guys try to

find a drainpipe? It's right here. Oh hey... Did you find it? Yeah I see the key. Put it in. Put it in. I'm trying I'm trying. Open the door

and let me go by. Nice. It's kind of cold in here. Does this foyer light work? Mark, turn the light on. This is a big house. Are the lights not working? Are you kidding? Try another one. Maybe that one's broken. The light didn't

work in the bathroom? No it didn't. Just go, just

go, I have to pee. Here, I'll hold

your flashlight. Are you gonna go? I just went. Well, can you go in there with

me, so I'm not by myself? Well that was quick. Wait, so none of

these lights work? I guess not. We should be able to

find a fuse or something. Oh my God! There's no electricity. At all? No. I don't know. Like maybe if we try

upstairs or something? I mean she knows

we're coming so. You're kidding me,

they're not working. Like none of them. So now what? Maybe like if we

go around the house there's an outside

one or something, because

it has to be somewhere. Do you guys see that? No. It looks like a

light in the distance. Do you see that? A flashlight. It's a car. No Way. That's not a car. That is not. You guys, you

think it might be... Uh, I don't see anything. No, it's not. Guys, everyone get

back inside. You guys, It might be that

guy, it might be that guy. Was that a van? I don't know. You guys, we don't

even know if it's him. Who else would it be? Could it be a

neighbor or somebody? Guys, could you shut

up, I'm trying to listen. Did we lock the door? Yes, the door's locked. Alright, hold on the

light's right there. I see somebody. Ahh! Shh, Shh, Shut up. Is he coming? Oh my god. Mark! Hit him with

your flashlight. [Knocking on door] Miriam? Wait! What? Miriam? Aunt Gail? Yeah! Oh my God, are

you kidding me? Hi! You scared us. Good to see you. I'm sorry, and I'm so

sorry about the lights. OK. We were half way to Maine,

and we realized they forgot to put the power back on

after they did work. Oh. So that's what

the problem is. I can't believe you're all

standing here in the dark, I feel so bad. We thought we were screwed. Oh no no, I would never

leave you here like this. You would have no hot water,

no kitchen, no nothing. You would really

be in trouble. No heat... And I think

it's gonna be like 40 below this weekend. Oh Oh great. That would have

been fun right. You must be Leo. That's me. I could tell by the camera. And this is

Tanya, Cassy and Mark. Hi you guys. My friends from school. Hi, nice to meet you,

thank you for having us. Well thanks for spending

her birthday with her. Happy Birthday! So glad you

could all come. Thanks for having us. You're gonna

have a lot of fun. Hopefully. But not too much fun. But anyway...Let me

turn the lights on. Let me get everything

settled, and show you how everything works and

where everything is. Thanks Aunt Gail. How dumb do you feel? Really dumb! This is too

much for one day. But guys, if we could not

say anything about the guy in the van or the

diner or anything. I mean, she is

super over-protective. We're lucky she's even

letting us have this cabin. And if we could just not say

anything that would be great. That's fine. Yay! Thank you! Much better right? Yeah, much better. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry

about that you guys. I mean, luckily

we remembered. We were like eeeek! I know, I was like

running around outside, and we didn't

know what to do. So how was your trip? Everything was good? Cold and snowy. Oh that's right you

drove up in the snow storm. Oh no. Can't wait to

use the fireplace. Well it's all gonna

get better from here. Yes. You're gonna

have a great time. You're gonna

relax...the country. So nice. Let me show you how

everything works. Yeah. Thank you so much Aunt Gail. Alright. I heard every word. You better not have

heard every word. Leo! Jeez! Gimme the camera. Nope! OK, everybody, come say

good bye, I gotta go. Happy Birthday! Thank you so much

for everything. Seriously. Oh, have a really

really really great weekend. It was nice to

meet all of you guys. It was nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.

No problem. Thanks for having us. Take good care of

her particularly. Thank you for the house. Yeah. Your welcome. And safe trip. Yeah, we're gonna have fun. And your uncle is

asleep in the car. Of course he is. I know, always, right, and

I want him to stay that way all the way to Maine, so I

wanna get going right now. Alright, kisses

for everyone. Have a good

time you guys. -Thank you so much.

-Bye. -Bye bye.

-Bye. Safe trip. Bye Aunt Gail. See ya later. Alright, so

what do we do now? Party! This is not funny. Hello? Surprise!!! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Miriam. Happy Birthday Miriam. Thank you guys so much. You have to try

and blow them out. Uh oh! A bigger wish. C'mon, Oh... C'mon. Oh, oh... [Cheering and clapping] Oh, Oh, it might

be coming back. [Cheering and laughing] Oh, you are the woman. [Cheering] Happy Birthday sweetie. That's really nice. Thanks, thanks a lot. Aw, honey, don't cry. We love you, happy birthday. Thank you.

You're welcome. Thank you... We love you,

we love you. Mark... Need to hug someone... Thank you guys so much. That was completely

unexpected and really really sweet. Alright, let's

eat some cake. Let's get drunk!!! Ooooh!!! Right in the fire. You just farted

right in the fire. You're gonna burn

the house down. Is the fire dying? No, it exploded

when he farted. Jesus Christ! I gotta like have my

lemonade and my cool aid. Gots tuh have

that purple drink! This is my 24

thousand square inch TV. I don't know how to work

it, I don't know what these buttons do, but

it looks big. Tell me what's on

your mind dumb chick. I don't

know...Stuff I guess. Stuff? Like what, like

bubble gum and puppies? Like, everything,

just everything. Everything. Everything. Everything? Wow that's so hot. I know. You wanna f*ck? O.K. Let's do it! O.K. So whoever loses

has to drink...that. Not me. Alright, who wants

to go first, me. Son of a bee-atch! Son of a.... [Burps] Excuse me. Oh my God, burp. Oh my God, burp. Want some of this pot pie? Courtesy of Starbucks. Have some of that. Chicken pot pie! Chicken pot pie! You stick it up your butt! [Laughter] C'mon, get outta here. Stop it guys! Are you really

taking a bubble bath? Get outta here! Look at him, he's

taking a bubble bath. No c'mon, get out! What's wrong Leo, you don't

like the camera on you? You don't like

it in your face? Nice! Get out!!! We're leaving,

we're leaving, OK. Enjoy your bath. I will! Good morning. Welcome to cooking with Leo. Do we have any

Tabasco sauce? Look at the smoke

coming from the pan. That's really not ok. We're going, we're going. Bam! Bam, oh shocking, his

technique is, really! Ooh! Ooh, look at that. Perfection. Cuz it's freakin' freezing! Leo, looks at

this for a second. Come here. Oh my God! What? Are you guys

filming my boobs again? What are you filming? Nothing. You're such an as*h*le! It's for Leo, for later. Oh really... Anyway! Well, you're shoving it in

our face the whole weekend. What do you want us to do? Just go with it. Just go with it. Just go with it

man, just go. Just go with the flow. Maybe I'll make a... Put some stuff

together after the weekend. Yeah, I want a copy. You have to make me a copy. OK, action. Watch it! Alright, we're good. OK. So, Take 2. Alright. So what do you think

about the weekend so far? Um, pretty

hectic, getting here. Pretty crazy, pretty scary. That snow storm was... That was horrible. And then the windy

road with Tanya. Oh God, I thought she was

gonna vomit all over me. I know, I felt so bad. Well, we're here now, and

we're gonna have a good time. Yeah! We're gonna go Sprelunking. Yes, Sprelunking,

we're going sprelunking. ...With these incredible

flashlights that I got. Yeah, he's crazy. What do you guys think about

the guy last night, in the van? So tell me some deep dark

secrets about yourself. Some deep dark secrets? Some really

embarrassing stuff. I want the

exclusive scoop on you. I don't know. You gonna make a big

high-budget Hollywood film out of this? Yeah. I definitely

like documentaries. Like this kinda? Um... Um... Like civil rights and stuff? Yeah, like civil

rights, anything on w*r, race...things that are

taboo in this country? I love doing

stuff about that. My job, blah, you really want

to talk about my shitty job. I hate my job. I really hate my job. I don't like waiting tables. I never have, I never will. And it's the only thing that

seems to be able to keep me in New York,

keep me in school. Allow me to afford

everything, you know. And it sucks. So what do you think

about the weekend so far? Uh, it'll get better. Oh, yeah you were

sick yesterday. I felt so bad. The roads were pretty bad. And then the winding roads? That probably

didn't help at all. It was terrible. It was so bad. That constant flash before

you have to throw up is... Yeah, I felt pretty

bad, and then uh, the van. That was kinda weird. No, I don't want to get wet,

I don't want to get dirty, I don't want to get cold... No, it should be fun though. We have snowsuits

and stuff, whatever. I can't move in

those things. Ha, Ha. Get the one piece suit

like in A Christmas Story. Well alright, thanks

for the interview. I'm gonna go see what

Mark and Cassy are doing. Hmm. O.K. Wakey, wakey,

eggs and bakey! Time to go. Hey pretty lady,

wanna go cave exploring? C'mon baby, I'm so sorry

about before and I promise you, we're gonna

have such a good time. And you know I love you. Please, please please. And what about Miriam? What about me? It's her birthday. You know you wanna have

a good time for Miriam. Please, I'm so sorry. Don't read your

book all day. OK, let's go get Tanya. Tanya!!! You coming? Please? She's pretty convincing. Hello, hello? You ever play

steam-roller Tanya? Steam-roller... No! Steam-roller! C'mon, time to go. NO! C'mon, I heard that there's

these Indian murals and paintings in the caves. I really don't care. You're gonna

want to see them. They're for your artwork. And everything that

you love to do, please? I don't care Mark. Pretty please. I don't care. Do it for the

Indians, please? No. Do it for Miriam? No. It's her birthday. I love you, but no. I love you. I don't want you to be

here by yourself all day. Because it's cold out Mark. It's not that cold out. It's about 50

degrees outside. It looks cold out

there, but it's not. We're gonna have fun. No we're not. What are you

gonna do out here? I'm gonna be comfy. Look at this bed. This bed is so nice. You know what's gonna

be even more comfy? After you're out in the cold

for a little bit, having a good time, then you can

come and crash inside. I don't want to be cold. I never want to be cold. Please? We're going. I'm making you go. I'm not going. That's it, you're going. Mark... I swear to God... She's going, I'll

drag her the whole way. Aw, don't you feel

bad for them Leo? No! This is what comes when you

try to push your girlfriend in the snow, and

she's stronger than you. How do you feel

about that Mark? That almost makes

this worth it, actually. Do that a couple more times

Mark, and we might be even. Come here love of my life. What? What is that? Well there's a

shot for you Leo. Oh, that's

pretty disgusting. Why would we go that way if

we came from the other way? That's the way we came. That's not the way we came. That's the way we came. I promise you that we

basically went in a generally

straight direction. So if we go back

the way we came. I don't remember a

straight direction. We basically went in a

generally straight direction? Can you please knock the

pride act off, and just admit that we're lost. I'm not being

proud right now. I'm just saying

that we... Why would I

want us to be more in the

woods than we are? OK, now this is the way

we went, so let's just go. Well we went the way you

guys suggested, not the way I wanted to go. I said we should go the

other way, you guys wanted to go back along the path

of the waterfall right? Well, oh, let's take this

unknown unmarked way that Mark suggests, or take

the path that we've already taken and know that leads

to a certain direction. That's not what we did. He's YOUR boyfriend. So it's MY fault now? No, I'm just

saying talk to him. Did you try your

cell phone? Well if there's no service

in the house, why would there be

service in the woods? I don't know. Maybe...it's

worth a shot, right? What about your

walkie-talkie? There's no one to

talk to on the channel. We can try

some channels? Does anybody see

anything around that... I don't see a

God-Damned thing! OK, calm down for one second

and let me ask a question. Do you see anything that you

might have noticed earlier, anybody? Trees? Would you knock off the

act Tanya, I'm over it. I'm over this too. Yeah, so is everybody,

join the f*cking club! Look around, maybe you

saw something weird, just look around. There was that deer thing. Wait, where's Miriam? Well, we can't just keep... Cassy, are you OK? Careful guys, OK? Did you just

say careful guys? Did you honestly

just say careful guys? What is your problem? Look, I didn't even

want to get out here. No one forced you to come. No, you convinced me. All you've done all weekend

is b*tch and moan and... You convinced me that

everything would be ok and we are now lost. criticize me for nothing. For nothing? Look where we are? You're leading us. You can't put

all of this on me. The entire trip

you've blamed this on me. For your own

little insecurities. Now let's just keep going! But going where? What insecurities

Mark, please enlighten me. Guys, guys, guys,

please knock it off. Time out. Shh, Shh! What was that? Shine your light over there. Did you hear that? Yeah, did you? Let's just keep

going this way. It's probably just a

bird or something. Wait, Wait! It was just an animal. It was just a bird. Did you hear something? That's a pretty big bird. Let's go. Aren't there supposed to be

bears out in these woods? God, don't do that. Don't do that! Please don't say that OK? I'm just saying we should

think about the reality of the situation if

there's bears out here. I'd prefer not to. Shh, Shh!!! Oh sh*t, you guys! Shh! What the f*ck kind of

animal makes that noise? What the f*ck is that? You guys, c'mon. I don't see anything. There's animal

tracks everywhere. They're all

f*cking animal tracks. f*ck, f*ck, f*ck me! Do you see anything? Oh god. That scared the sh*t out

of me Tanya, knock it off. Yeah, but it's far away. It's some

animal in the woods. It's not a big deal. What kind of animal do

you know that makes that kind of sound? A bird, I don't know. It's still there. That's a bird. That's not a

f*cking bird Tanya! NO sh*t, it's not a bird! Mark, is your

walkie-talkie on? No, you won't get

any channels out here. Well, what is that then? I don't know. Just static. Anybody? Did you hear that? What was that? What WAS that? What was that? Holy sh*t! Run! Guys, stop!!! Guys stop!!! Stop, don't run. God dammit, stop! Oh shut up Mark, let's go! sh*t, we lost

them, we lost them. Guys C'mon! What WAS that? What are you guys doing? Stop running. Let's go, let's

go, let's go. Stop running, God Dammit, it

was just a f*cking branch. You hear that? What? Is that water? Why are you laughing? You son-of-a-b*tch,

are you laughing? It's the waterfall. Wait, the waterfall is

near the house, isn't it? Yeah, we can't be far. We just keep going

this way and around. Oh, thank God. It's getting louder. Oh, I never heard anything

that good in my life. Wait, what's that light. Oh my God, Oh my God! I think we just take

these footsteps this way. Miriam, it's your birthday. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday! Thank God. We made it. Yes! Oh, you're such a jackass. I can't believe you

recorded us the whole time... You're crazy. Oh, my God, my

hands are freezing. Let me just take a

moment to adore this. This is a

beautiful wonderful... Where did Aunt

Gail get this? She really likes

Halloween, I don't know. Don't ask me. What are we

having for dinner? I believe pasta

if that's cool. And who's cooking it. I'm not cooking. I can't cook. C'mon! And you don't

want me to cook. I'm hungry! Oh, no. You look like my mom. You're mom, I

look like Shirley? Leo, Leo let's talk about

this trip you're going on with your friends? OK? Sit down, sit down, alright. Leo, are there

gonna be girls on this trip? Yeah mom. Answer me! Mom, they're gonna be

in separate bedrooms. Leo, did you pack

some condoms honey? Did ya? I'm serious right now! Did ya? I don't trust

those WHOO-ERS. I don't trust those

sluts, but I trust my baby! Does anyone else

want to try it on? I think you should go for it

Tanya, I don't think my hair can fit in that thing. You don't want to try it on? How'd you finish

your food that fast? I was freakin' hungry. [Phone ringing] I'm not gonna

answer my Aunt's phone. You think I should? I don't know. Hello? They hung up. Mark, did you forget to call

your mother this weekend? I did, she's very

overprotective. You love my

mother, don't make fun. I love your mother! Oh! I love YOUR mother too Leo. [Phone ringing] I LOVE your mother. Hello? Hello? Again, no one. So, I'd like to make a toast

if I may, to forgiveness, to birthdays and

friendship and a great time. Cheers! [Knocking] That's weird. There's no car here. Who's there? Is that any

neighbors or anything? You'd have to have

a car to get here. It's miles from anyone. Who's there? Who's there? You see anybody? There's no one there. What? Don't open the door! What is that? What is it? What the hell. You wanna play it? Let's just play it. You guys didn't

see anything? Not one car? Wait a second. That's my car. That's us. That's the guy in

that f*cking van. Remember the van? No! It has to be. That means he

followed us up here. He followed us up here. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's the house. He's been here the

whole f*cking time. He's been here the whole

f*cking time watching us. What do we do Mark,

what are we gonna do? I don't want to

watch this anymore. Turn it off. Cassy, Cassy. Look! He was in the f*cking house? How did that happen? He was in the f*cking house! Oh sh*t! Yo that's f*cking me. What the f*ck! No! f*ck that! Let's go. Everybody's going right now. Everyone let's go right now. Get your

jackets and let's go. The phone's ringing. I'm not

answering the phone. Answer the phone. It stopped. I don't care about

the phone right now. Let's go. Well f*cking call the

cops or something then. Let's call the cops. Oh f*ck, it's

that psycho calling. Answer it! Call the f*cking police! Hello? Hello? Mark call the police. There's no dial tone. What? It was just ringing. He cut the phone line. What do you mean he

cut the phone line? What do you mean? We're going right now! Let's go! Stay with me, stay with me. What? No! No! Where is the car? Where IS the car? Are you kidding me? Where is it? Everybody get

back in the house. sh*t, go go! Go, go! Mark, c'mon. Are you f*cking stupid? Get in the house right now. Get in the house yourself. Shut up! Get in the house Mark, are you

f*cking out of your mind? Get in! Get your cell phones. Try and get reception. Just try and get a signal. Anyone have anything? Tanya? Nothing. Everyone just stay together. He's in the house. Leo come with

me, come with me. Try and get a signal. Tanya, try and get a signal. Cassy, try and get a signal. Wait, don't

leave, don't leave. I need you to put it

together right now! Just turn it on. Where should I go? I can't make all the

cell phones dial, please girls keep trying! I'm trying!!! Oh my God, I have a signal. Call 911! Please... Oh my God. Please, help us I have an

emergency, there's someone trying to get us please. Please come help us please. Hello? Hello!!! What happened? I lost the call. Try it again,

just try it again. I can't get it. I can't. What are we gonna do? Mark where are you going? Mark, please don't do this. Please don't do this, just

stay with us, we'll stay over here. Where's the other one? Mark!!! Cassy!!! Mark, no. Uh, sh*t run, run! Oh my God, oh my God! Get upstairs! Shut the door!!! I'm not leaving! We need to get out

and go get help. I can't leave. We need to get downstairs. No, we need to stay here. We need to get

downstairs Miriam. We have to go. I can't. What are we gonna do? Miriam, we have

to go downstairs. Look out the window. Shh, he's leaving. Shh, Shh, turn

the flashlight off. You think he sees us? We need to get out of here. He's leaving. Ok, OK. OK, we're going downstairs. OK. Tanya, take the camera. I'm not taking the camera. If he comes back just try

to catch him on tape, OK? Why do we need the

camera, I'm not recording. Tanya, please. Just take the camera

and keep recording. No!!! Tanya, please, I gotta figure

out how to get outta here. Please just take the camera,

I need to figure this out. Tanya, we gotta go now. Just take the camera. Let's go now. We're going downstairs. Careful. C'mon let's go. C'mon let's go. Be quiet. Why is it so cold in here? No, we can't go

out that way. Oh sh*t, RUN!!! [Screaming] Somebody please! Help me! [Screaming] [Screaming] [Screaming] [Video chatter] [Video chatter] [Static] Surprise! [Laughter] Yeah! [Laughter]