( Owl hoots )
( Thunder crashes )
( Thunder crashes )
Morlock vehar atash.
- Atash pesel.
- ( Bubbling )
Open now
the porcelain vessel.
Shades of darkness,
creatures dire.
( Creatures screaming )
- Ow.
- We're here.
- ( Screams )
- You said the magic words.
Here's Johnny.
Prize time.
You win a trip
to the super bowl!
- Give it to me.
You use this one.
- Close your eyes.
- Why?
- Use your heads.
( Screams )
- The book! No.
- Shades of darkness,
creatures dire.
Transform me now
into consuming fire!
( Screams )
( Thunder crashes )
( Birds chirping )
Man on radio:
Good morning.
This is wgaz, gaz.
Rise and shine.
It's day one
of prank week.
Will the betas
regain the prank crown
from the gammas?
Only time will tell.
Man: Hey!
( Shrieking )
Oh, sh*t!
( Groans )
Huh?
Whoa!
( Laughs )
Professor, get out
of the way!
Whoa!
( Man humming )
f*ck.
Whoa.
Number one.
This is one for
the collection.
Whoa, whoa!
"Lux tenebrae
splenetic birth,
conjures the spirits
of dark mirth.
Hermetic words
of ancient lore,
make ghoulies slumber
deep no more.
Argo pesel
vitae sprite,
through dark fantastic
dance of night.
( Groaning )
Wow, what is
this sh*t?
Man # :
Hey, Wes, come on!
We're gonna be late.
It's prank week.
Yeah. Okay, okay,
I'm coming.
( Groans )
Man # :
Can't spend all the day
on the can, amigo.
What'd you do,
fall in?
( Voices shouting )
( Laughter )
Brothers, there's just
no comparing a gamma yank
with a beta zeta
theta yank.
Would a gamma
have the cunning
to drill and re-pipe every
campus water fountain?
( All laugh )
Would a gamma psi,
could a gamma psi
ever conceive of rigging
an ejector bench?
- ( Shrieks )
- ( Laughs )
Skip Carter, you are
a yanking god.
And remember, you have
lunch with the board
of regents at noon today.
Oh.
All right, move, move, move.
Professor coming through.
Oh, it's the old man.
Perfect.
Brothers, now here's
a prime example
of a lame yank,
no doubt perpetrated
by those brain-drained
gamma psis.
I'll bet they're
aiming a water Cannon
at us right now.
- Professor:
All right, come on now.
- Coming through.
There are classes
being held today, you know.
Professor ragnar.
Yeah!
Carter.
don't touch me.
Clap it, slap it,
wrap it.
You won't get away with those
foolish pranks this year.
But that wasn't us.
I catch you
one more time--
you and your silly
frat brothers are out.
- Ha!
- Come.
Men:
Gamma, gamma, gamma!
( Beatboxing )
Yes, clap it, slap it,
and wrap it.
Too bad, Carter.
Heilman. You think
as*h*le tactics like that
are gonna win you
the prank crown this year?
Wait, repeat, repeat.
- Poor loser, skippy.
- Hey, heilman.
What are you gonna do,
send all the judges
to Florida again this year?
( All laugh )
Come Wednesday night,
that crown is gonna be
back where it belongs.
At beta zeta theta.
( Men shout )
Yeah!
♪ Beta theta,
no one's greater... ♪
We're the prank kings!
( Hoots )
They're funny!
They're funny!
Ha ha!
Girl:
I had to finish two
term papers last night.
Girl # :
I partied hearty
last night.
Girl # :
You guys going to
the game tonight?
Hi, Erin.
Hi, skip.
Wait, don't eat that.
Why not?
'Cause it's wax.
They're all wax.
Gee, skip, you're
quite the yanker.
Bet you spent all night
rigging that one.
Look, Erin,
about last night--
I'm sure you think
I'm an insensitive,
selfish clod--
- not to mention psychic.
- But I didn't stand you up.
I just sort of forgot.
Oh, well, since you
put it that way.
Come on, you know
it's prank week.
You know how much beta zeta
theta wants the crown back.
And you knew we had
a date last night, skip.
- Where are your priorities?
- You're my priority, Erin.
Come on. How about letting
a charming, attractive guy
walk you to class?
- Fine.
- Erin.
Jeremy.
You know skip, right?
Sure. How's tricks,
skippy?
Strike two.
( Shouting, chatter )
( Growling )
Yoo-hoo!
( Muffled laughter )
( Rattling )
( Rattling stops )
( All laughing )
( Class laughs )
( Man shushes )
This is an institution
of learning.
And those of you
that forget that
will soon have plenty
of time on your hands
to think about it.
All right.
The myth of pandora.
I trust that you've
all acquainted yourself
with pandora's box?
( Scattered laughter )
What's funny?
Pandora.
Beautiful.
Charming.
Cunning.
Curious creature.
( Girl giggling )
Mr. nesley, miss palm.
Am I boring you?
Oh, uh, yes, sir.
( Class laughs )
"Ghoulish tales."
Is that comic
more interesting to you
than my class?
Uh, well, um,
yes, sir.
( Class laughs )
Girl:
Oh, no!
Uh-oh.
"Ghoulish tales.
Chapter one.
Wraiths of spirit,
grotesque in form,
rudely summoned
to be born.
Wake to this,
the mage's call.
Anubis dio capubal.
Traverse gateway,
come in haste.
Through porcelain place
of earthly waste."
This is rubbish!
Whoa!
( Scoffs )
- ( Bubbling )
- ( Creatures shouting )
Enough of
this foolishness.
Now...
I'd like you all to
get out paper and pencil
and get ready
for a pop quiz.
( Air hissing )
( Class laughing )
Laugh if you must,
but it'll pay you
to remember
that, as professor
of humanities, I am
also Dean of students,
and your transcripts,
your graduation,
your future
is in my hands.
And if this
imbecilic prank w*r
between your
fraternities continues,
the axe will fall!
Skip, we can't find
the pizza we ordered.
Do you have
a large sausage?
No complaints yet.
( Glass shatters )
Man:
Hey, Maryann,
watch this.
( Girl shrieks )
Kyle:
Like my yamabachi?
It's got a three-beam
laser tracking system,
a linear auto-play function
and a dual-digit audio tape--
you pud.
Skip:
Whoo-ee.
Wes is getting
a lickin'.
Oh, man, girl oughta
work in a post office.
Yeah, look at her
check out his package.
Wesley.
Yeah.
"Ghoulish tales."
( Chuckles )
( Glass shatters )
Kyle:
Like my yamabachi?
It's got a three-beam
laser tracking system,
a linear auto-play function
and a dual digit audio tape.
You pud.
Oh, Veronica.
That-- that was so--
- so--
- shh.
Wesley, don't ruin it
by being reflective.
Let's go to skip's room
with the equipment, huh?
No, not the equipment.
( Chuckles )
- So, any sign of Erin?
- Nah, but she'll show.
Once she realizes
that Jeremy and the gammas
are all the same guy--
same clothes,
the same brain,
small one.
( Cow moos )
Hey, somebody
get the door.
That must be Erin now.
- Hi there, sexy.
- Sexy?
Officer barcus.
What a surprise.
Hey, hey, hey.
Are you coming on
to me, Carter?
Well, I do love
a man in maidenform.
Still wearing
those ladies' undies?
Yeah. Hey, wait a minute.
Who told you about that?
Those are doctor's orders.
I got sensitive skin.
Okay, okay. don't get
your panties in a bunch.
Skip:
Wow.
Would you look
at miss Bonnie.
Yeah. Lookin' pretty
good, isn't she?
- Yeah.
- Got a new siren,
new paint.
coats of
nitro-cellulose lacquer.
- Honeymoon beige.
- Mmm. Solid.
- Yeah.
- So, tell me, officer.
What brings you to
beta zeta theta house?
I can't remember.
Oh, I'm here to
give you fair warning,
Carter.
Dean of students ragnar,
he's assigned me
to double duty to keep
an eye on you pranksters.
So, if you or any of
your frat rat friends
were to try
anything this week,
and I mean anything,
you're gonna have to deal
with me and with Bonnie.
Hey, no problem.
Nobody messes with
volts of pure DC power.
( Mookey cackles )
Jesus! Bonnie!
Well, not nobody.
- ( Crashes)
- ( Cat yowls )
Just Sally,
the self-cleaning
sex doll.
Both:
Yank away!
( Both laugh )
My god.
Veronica:
Faster, Wes.
Faster! Faster!
Keep pumping, Wes.
Keep pumping!
Faster!
Okay, okay, okay.
( Both panting )
( Groans )
No. No.
- Yes!
- No!
- Yes. Yes!
- No.
- Stop!
- ( Glass shatters )
- Pixel.
- Hey.
Where you guys been?
You don't want to know.
( Loud clattering )
Help! Get this off!
Now some girls will
do anything for a buck.
- Hey, are you
okay in there?
- ( Cow moos )
Not you, pal.
I meant the girl inside.
Get off her head.
Come on.
Wesley:
Hey, Ronnie,
look at this.
- Skip.
- Uh, Erin.
Well, nobody told me
this was a stag party.
Uh...
- No!
- don't move.
She was stuck.
I was just trying
to help.
She had a little
too much "elk-ohol."
( Chuckles )
Look, Erin,
I'm sorry.
God, you look great.
Thanks for coming.
- Here.
- My letter jacket?
Look, I'm sorry,
i just--
I can't see a future with
a guy whose sole goal in life
is to be crowned
prince of pranks.
What, so you're
serious about this?
( Horn honks )
Look, I gotta go.
- Erin, wait.
- Skip, just be
careful, okay?
don't throw away
four years of college.
Jeremy:
Erin, let's move it.
Erin:
Goodbye, skip.
Buenos noches,
skippy.
Night, Jeremy!
Oh, and, Erin,
don't wait up.
See? I told you
she'd show up.
Ragnar:
"Argo pesel vitae sprite,
through dark fantastic
dance of night.
Lux tenebrae
splenetic birth
conjures the spirit
of dark mirth.
Wraiths of spirit,
grotesque in form,
rudely summoned
to be born.
Wake to this
the mage's call,
Anubis dio capubal!
Water bubbles,
vessel breaks,
the earthly bowel
in turmoil shakes.
Traverse gateway,
come in haste,
through porcelain place
of earthly waste.
Argo pesel,
spirits rear,
I now command you
to appear."
( Thunder crashes )
Ah!
( Groaning )
What a dump!
Cat:
Ow, ow!
Ow, this hurts.
Hey! Hold on, I'm coming.
- Oh, gosh. I better
start aerobicizing.
- Oh, no. Not him again.
Hold on, I'm coming. I'm up.
I'm almost through.
Here I am. I'm here,
I'm here. Ow.
Fish:
Why can't I get
union help?
Honey, I'm home.
Turn around,
you moron.
- Hey!
- What an idiot.
g*ng way!
Hello, world!
How are ya?
Hey, get off the floor.
I'm talkin' to you.
- You're way too slow.
- Fish: Oh, god.
I'm back.
No, I got
a problem with this.
You're too slow.
- It's starting.
- There's just so much.
All day long.
- Morning, noon, and night.
- ( Arguing )
Oy vey!
You're an idiot.
Just leave me alone.
Rat:
It's beginning to
really piss me off.
( Arguing continues )
Boys.
Knock it off!
- Ow!
- Ow!
- Let's take a tour
around, schmucks.
- Yeah.
Guys, guys!
What are we doing here?
It's prank week.
- Let's go yank!
- ( All cheer )
Yank! Yank!
Yank! Yank!
Skip man, I know what
would cheer you up.
A good prank.
Maybe. But only if
it's a gamma yank.
What, tonight?
That place is gonna be
tighter than fort Knox.
Mook, getting past those
gamma chumps will be easy as--
- pie. Ice cream.
- Cake.
- Both: Wes!
- Oh, Wesley.
We're leaving you
to yank, okay?
Skip:
You're the last one here.
Fine. Fine!
Now it's up to you to guard
this house from the gammas.
- Comprendo?
- And, Wes.
don't trash my room.
- ( Veronica laughs )
- ( Glass shatters )
( All grumbling )
Both:
Yank away!
- ( Sniffing )
- ( Veronica shrieks )
Mmm. Smells like something
screwy's going on, boss.
What do you say?
- What do you say?
- Oh, yeah. Come on.
Come on,
move it up here.
- ( Veronica moaning )
- Fish: Spread out!
Yes. Oh, Wesley.
Oh, Wesley!
( Groaning )
( Veronica screams )
Fish:
Keep it down, you idiots.
Would you get out of the way?
You're on my foot again.
Listen to me, you boobs.
( Veronica giggling )
- Whoa.
- Wow.
- Hot cross buns. Yum.
- Yeah.
Varoom!
Fish:
Last tango in paradise.
- Wow. Ooh!
- Veronica: It's okay.
Ooh!
What a mouthful.
( Veronica moaning )
Fish:
Come on, you guys.
Let's get a closer look.
Okay, come on.
Look at that
rump steak.
( All moaning )
( Giggling )
Appear before me now,
yargon ghoulie.
Appear before
thy dark master.
( Thunder crashes )
- Oh, wait.
- What?
- Come here.
- Whoa, wait.
What?
Whoa!
I'm busted.
( Electricity crackling )
Thanks, pal.
Great timing.
What'd you do to
the bodacious babe?
You got any
eclairs in here?
Get me outta here.
What a night.
Mother of mercy,
what have I done?
Get away from me!
( All shouting )
( Groaning )
Wow, what happened?
( Screaming )
( Wes panting )
( Toilet flushes )
What was that?
- I didn't hear anything.
- ( Thudding )
No, no, no.
No, somebody's out there.
Oh, come on, Wesley.
don't you want me?
Want you?
Of course I want you.
What do you call
the last minutes?
Foreplay.
( Clattering )
No, listen, i--
i gotta go, you know,
guard the frat, right?
Okay.
Make it quick, huh?
So, I'll be
right back. Okay?
Hurry up.
( Exhales )
It's okay, boy.
We're safe now.
( Clatters )
Okay.
Wow. Somebody blew
major chow.
( Bubbling )
( Shouts )
( Fish cackles )
Come to papa.
You ever think to knock?
( Laughs )
( Screams )
Holy sh*t!
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
( Laughing )
Bad boy.
You forgot to flush.
( Screams )
Fish:
Get him, ratty.
( Screams )
Fish:
Good one!
Ooh, right in
the ballpark.
Two ba*ls, one strike.
Yeah, get him!
( Veronica grunting )
( Music playing
on headphones )
Wesley!
Are you in the toilet?
( Screaming )
- Let him have it.
- Goodbye, cruel world.
( Toilet flushes )
- Watch your face.
- ( Laughing )
That happened to me once.
k*lled my back.
Threw my tennis game
off completely.
Let's blow
this poop stand.
( Crickets chirping )
Fish:
Oh. Pizza.
Rat:
Forget the pizza,
let's go for the babes.
- Cat: I want the pizza.
- Fish: Forget both of you.
Cat:
Can I eat the lamp?
Fish
shut up!
- ( Bonks )
- Cat: Ow!
Fish:
You're an idiot.
Rat:
Move your tail
out of the way!
- Cat: Ow, ow!
- ( Glass breaks )
- Fish: Let's go over here.
- Cat: Ow, don't hit me.
Fish:
Shut up, you guys.
Look, this is it.
Check it out.
( Screams )
- Fish: Not interesting.
- Rat: Where'd everybody go?
( Sputtering )
Where are we?
What's going on?
So, what's your major?
- Schmuck slapping!
- Ow!
It's party time!
( All laugh )
Boys, music
appreciation .
Easy listening music?
I hate easy listening!
I hate all music!
I hate my mother!
I hate my father!
I hate all kinds of people!
I also hate volkswagens.
( Rat continues shouting )
Ta-da!
Looks like a par four.
I win, I win!
( Stereo crackles )
What are you doin'?
Uh, eating.
Playing through.
( Laughs )
- Mine. Mine.
- Pizza.
Mine. Mine.
Get away.
- You pig.
- Ow.
- Quit it.
- The galloping gourmets.
Eat it, eat it, eat it.
You really piss me off.
Boys.
- Ow!
- Oh, ow.
Beer run!
( Dramatic music plays )
I'm gonna open it.
Open says me.
Fish:
This is it. Go.
( All gasp )
Pinch me, guys,
I'm dreaming.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
- I'll just take one.
( Screams )
Rat:
Wrong one, schmuck.
Oh, god,
i gotta go.
- ( Groans )
- ( Zipper opening )
( Urinating )
( Imitates fanfare )
And it's bat night
at gamma.
( Scoffs )
Check out blane,
the dickbrain.
Pee-racing some guy
on their own frat lawn.
Hey, hey, come on.
That's Leo.
Midnight.
The pranking hour.
- ( Mookey chuckles )
- Give me the slingshot,
mook.
Let's test out their
sense of fun, shall we?
Skip, wait.
You sure you want
to do this?
This would be majorly
violating yank rules.
- ( Groans )
- Skip: Just watch.
( Clangs )
Hey, hey, hey!
Oh, come on!
Jesus!
Are you kidding?
( Laughing )
Oh, man!
Genius, pure and simple!
- Sorry.
- God.
And now for
my next trick.
( Fish burps )
( Laughing )
- This is great!
- Yeah. Beer!
Fish:
Bottles of beer
on the wall.
( Burps )
( Drunken singing )
Yum!
( Burps )
( Burps, farts )
Jeez, light a match!
Imported.
My favorite.
Fish:
What a sap.
( Steam whistle blows )
( Coughing )
Here, gimme that.
Here. Try some.
More beer.
Yum, yum.
Fish:
Tastes great.
Ah!
Less filling.
Yum, yum.
Wha?
- Isn't that--
- both: Jeremy's scooter.
( Glass shatters )
No...
More.
( Screams )
Oh, my!
My, my.
Nightcap anyone?
Now.
Let's go.
Mookey:
Skip, you're a master.
His bike pulls
the cable and he gets
dumped with trash.
( Mookey laughs )
I do love prank week.
And the night's so young.
Let's go.
- Prank week?
- Prank week.
Pancake?
Better take care of
that hearing problem.
Nice bike.
- Get to work.
- I'll do it, I'll do it.
Yeah, I'm going, boss.
I'm going.
I'm always doing
the dirty work.
Always me. Always me.
Always me.
All it needs is
a little bodywork.
Yeah.
Rat:
We won't need
a tire anymore.
How 'bout this Fender?
Too shiny, too shiny.
- Hey, look, boss,
I'm making a bike.
- Good, over there.
Waitress,
check, please.
( Men laughing )
Oh, skipper!
Skip:
Be it ever so homely.
There's no place
like home.
( Laughing )
Gee. Who called
the maid?
I don't remember
having this much fun.
Mr. yamabachi.
Mr. yamabachi.
Oh, the humanity.
You know
who did this?
I'll bet I know.
I'll bet it was
the gammas.
Yup, it's just like
those creeps.
Blane and Jeremy and--
- both: Wes.
- Wes!
Oh, Wesley!
Wesley!
Skip:
Wes!
Wes!
No Wes.
They drank our brews.
- All , .
- ( All groan )
Brothers, a yank
is a yank is a yank.
But, gentlemen,
this is w*r.
- Damn straight!
- Let's do it!
But first--
Wes is dead.
Skip:
So, Wes didn't call you or
anything since last night?
Nope.
Just got up
and walked away.
He skipped out on me.
On me.
Can you believe it?
Go figure.
You know, I always
wondered about Wes.
I mean, any guy who keeps
a pile of comic books...
Under his bed
is just not healthy.
You know what I mean?
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm getting it.
Um... oh, listen.
Did you see or hear
anything last night?
Like gammas causing
major damage to our house?
No.
But Wes said he heard
someone call him.
And when I went downstairs,
place was trashed.
Wesley was gone.
sh*t. sh*t.
Maybe the gammas
snatched him.
You know,
they nabbed him
last year.
Well, that's it then,
kidnapped.
Damn. They're just
getting so big.
( Gasps )
Oh, poo.
Skip, my best bra,
and the clasp broke.
Do you think
you could fix it?
Well, uh...
I can try, sure.
Erin. Hi.
I was just
looking for Wes.
Really? Where were
you looking?
Erin:
Ronnie, get dressed.
Look, uh, this isn't
what you think.
You'd know that
if you were here
this morning.
Oh, really?
What are you trying
to say, skip?
You know, the sh*t you
pulled last night, Carter,
was strictly
below the belt.
You just read
my mind, heilman.
Oh?
Translate, please.
Skip:
I suppose you don't know
anything about it, right?
I'm talking about you
and your goosesteppers
trashing our house.
You mean like you
trashed my bike?
I didn't exactly
trash your bike.
Huh.
Then you admit it.
- This is getting good.
- Shut up, Veronica.
You know, skip,
I'm really shocked
'cause I never thought
that you were a vandal.
Well, we've both learned
a little more about each
other this morning.
Haven't we?
Erin and heilman?
I gotta get her back.
Hey, skipper.
Track down Wes?
Forget Wes. Jeremy was
with Erin all night.
Erin and Jeremy together?
Oh, man, that's grim.
I'm gonna get
her back, mook.
don't worry,
I'm gonna get her back.
I know you will, man.
But first we gotta
get back at the gammas
for trashing our frat.
You know what?
I'm not so sure they did it.
I mean, who led them?
It wasn't blane
and it wasn't heilman.
That scumbag.
( Indistinct chatter )
- Did we do that?
- ( Chuckles )
I don't remember doing that.
Man, that's major vandalism.
You know, it's funny.
I was just thinking
the same thing.
- Officer barcus.
- What a surprise.
Prank week.
Prank week.
Pancake?
- Ow!
- Putz!
Let's check
this thing out.
Runs on electricity.
Shocking.
( All laughing )
Guys, guys,
I'm hip.
I know there's
nothing funnier
than chucking
bathroom tissue
up a tree.
- Excuse me.
- You know, tossing
t.P. In a tree.
Bombing with
the butt-wipe bouquet.
( Coughs )
Oh, I get it.
Barcus,
that's hilarious.
T.P. In a tree.
We gotta remember
that one, mook. Wow.
don't push me, boys.
( Groans )
Or I'll get ugly.
- ( Crackling )
- ( Screams )
( Groaning )
Skip:
I didn't push him.
You push him?
I didn't push him.
In fact, I didn't
even touch him.
I looked at him hard.
( Pants )
Appear before me,
yargon ghoulie.
Appear before
thy dark master.
- Sheep!
- Where are we?
Oh, this guy again.
Who do you think
you are, huh?
- I'm ragnar.
- Fish: Rag-a*s?
- Professor ragnar.
- Fish: What a twerp.
You're really starting
to get on our nerves.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, let's get him.
( All screaming )
( Laughing )
Just as I thought.
Yes, my little friends,
you and the book
are one.
I can destroy you
so easily.
You see, I've been
reading up on you.
Fish:
He'll roast
our little chestnuts.
Let's get
one thing straight.
I am the master.
And you will do
as I say.
Jeez, what a ballbuster.
I see that you've
visited fraternity row.
You little monsters
must have felt right
at home there.
All: Party!
Drink, drink, drink.
Beta zeta theta.
Ragnar:
Maybe you'd like
to go back there.
- Beer!
- Maybe I will
send you back.
Fish:
Excellent.
And you will bring me
the pranking crown.
- Bogus.
- Enough!
Those are the orders.
I will start a w*r
to end all frat wars.
I will start a w*r
to end all frats.
What a foul-smelling
bag of puke.
- Begone.
- ( All shout )
Prank crown, ahoy.
What a coincidence.
Get it.
I know, I know.
Always me. Always me.
Always me.
Work, work, work.
Let's see, a nine-iron
will do, I think.
Cat:
Par four.
Poker anyone?
Yeah.
Erin's going to study.
Girl:
See you later, Erin.
- Officer barcus.
- Miss Erin.
What brings you here?
In a word,
your panties.
Uh, sorry,
they're being used.
No, not your panties singular,
your panties plural.
I'm here to warn you
about the inevitable
panty raid tonight.
- Oh, right.
- Look, if you want
to foil the frats,
you can lock your windows,
you can close the doors.
Chances are, those guys
are gonna come in anyway.
But if you and the gals
were to give me your panties,
then I could take them home
and keep them real safe,
and I'd give 'em
back to you on Monday.
Or Tuesday.
I'd have 'em back by Friday,
i swear to that.
- ( Horn honks )
- Hey, isn't that
your little car's horn?
It is.
That's Bonnie.
I gotta go.
Ah!
I'll keep
an eye out on you.
Probably this one.
Bonnie!
Bonnie, come back!
Boss, boss, your driving's
making him sick.
Rat:
I think I'm
gonna be sick.
I shouldn't have had
those chili fries.
Told ya!
( Groaning )
I need to find
a bathroom.
It was the chili fries.
Rat:
Guys, guys, I'm really
gonna be sick.
Fish:
I'm wrong, it's here.
Oh, no, sorry.
It's this way.
Oops, my mistake.
Where is that John?
Now I remember.
It's this way.
Rat:
Oh, gonna be sick.
Something's wrong
with the wheel. Ahh!
( Vomits )
Cat:
Gross me out.
( Crashes )
Hey, Jeremy, look
what I found.
Where did you find that?
In some bushes by b.Z.T.
Looks like she has
a couple of holes in her.
I'll say she does.
What do you say we blow
her up and try 'em out?
Holy sh*t!
The crown!
Beta zeta theta.
Both:
Those scum-sucking pigs.
I think it's time
we nailed skippy Carter.
You still got your key
to the chem lab?
Yeah.
( Laughing )
- Coffee?
- Tea.
- Sugar?
- Honey.
- Sweetie.
- Cute.
- Cuddly.
- Skip.
If you have something
to say, say it.
'Cause I'm done
playing password.
Erin...
I'm sorry about us.
I'm a dope.
We had something good.
We had something special,
and I was just too busy
or selfish or busy being
selfish to know it.
So what do you
propose that we do?
Well...
Maybe we could
start over?
- What's gonna be different?
- Me, I swear.
I'm a new man.
Hi. Skip Carter.
Erin riddle.
You wanna go out?
Um, sure.
- When?
- Anytime.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Anytime is really
bad for me.
- Tomorrow at : ?
- : will be fine.
See you then,
Erin riddle.
( Gasps )
Oh! Quentin.
Mercy.
( Crackling )
( Creatures laughing )
Say, is that
a pranking crown
in your lap?
Or you just happy
to see us?
Ah, the pranking crown.
Excellent, my friends.
Now, I'd like you...
- To k*ll me.
- What?!
Come on, come on, come on.
I'm quite serious.
- Fish: This guy's crazy.
- Tear me to shreds.
- What?
- Rip me to pieces.
- Whale on my butt.
- Huh?
Come on now. Oh, I know.
You're spineless scum,
just like those
infernal frat types.
- Ha!
- Come on, you stupid
little gits!
You're history,
professor.
- ( Laughs )
- ( All gasp )
Can't hurt me,
even if you'd like to.
Not while I
control the book.
And I control the book.
And I know, even if
you were to attack me,
it would mean
the death of you,
and I would
absorb your flesh
and the power
that goes with it.
Is that right?
I knew there
was a catch.
You're full
of dingleberries.
Oh, you think so,
do you?
don't do that. Ow!
- Whoa! Hey, that hurt.
- Cut it with the pain.
- Oh, please.
- So, now.
I can't very well get
at the comic, can I?
- That's true.
- So, go on.
- Attack.
- Fish: I oughta--
ragnar:
Come on.
Come on. I know you love
to destroy.
- So, k*ll.
- ( Knocks )
Boggs:
Quentin, are you in there?
Quentin.
I found
the "ghoulish tales"
you requested.
You know, it's
a literal translation
of a medieval text.
Oh, these are
ancient spells, Quentin,
in an underground
comic book.
See, they never did get
around to publishing it.
There was
this big fire, and--
excuse me, Quentin.
You seem
a little distracted.
No. I must ask you
to leave at once.
- Why?
- You can't stay.
( Grunting )
( Sneezes )
Oh, dear, do you
have a cat in here?
( Sneezing )
Gesundheit.
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
( Screaming )
Is she famous?
Yeah.
She was on "newhart."
Stop screaming, miss boggs.
Hold your tongue.
Allow me.
Stretch it, stretch it,
stretch it!
Fish:
Reel her in.
Cat's got your tongue.
- Let go.
- More tongue than a deli.
( Laughing )
Was that amusing?
- Uh-huh.
- Was it fun?
Oh, if you
love destruction
so much, go.
Do some good.
Her friends,
the greeks, await.
Okay, it looks clear,
come on. Come on.
Come on.
Tonight's the night, girls.
Panty raid!
Whoo!
Are we gonna
let those morons
fly our best undies up
the flagpole this year?
Come on, give us your leg.
Come on.
- Give me your leg.
- Okay.
Okay, one, two...
( All groaning )
Veronikins, tonight's
the panty raid.
Big wow, buffykins.
I have a date.
( Girls scoffing )
Buffy:
Okay, girls.
Get ready.
I'm sure there's
a whole herd of horny men
hiding outside!
( Girls whooping )
( Rock music playing )
♪ Night out,
talk tough ♪
♪ hey, boy,
you want to look ♪
♪ boy says right now ♪
♪ come on, baby,
I'll show you how ♪
♪ you're gonna get it
like you never had it ♪
♪ sometimes you gotta
reach out and grab it ♪
♪ some like it hot ♪
♪ some like to dance ♪
♪ and nothing
here to stop ♪
♪ a modern romance ♪
♪ phone rings
three times... ♪
Barcus:
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
( Whispers )
Yeah.
Just watching out.
( Sawing )
Huh?
( Screams )
All:
He couldn't keep it up.
♪ Some like it hot ♪
♪ some like to dance ♪
♪ but nothing
hits the spot... ♪
Oh!
Rat:
Take it off, baby.
Dancing cheek to cheek.
- Fish: Yum yum yum.
- Cat: Shake it, baby.
Oh, my.
Mmm.
I'm hungry again.
Hubba, hubba.
( Mookey moans )
Eureka.
( All moaning )
Whoa, that's ill*gal
in most states.
Can someone give me a burger
and fries with that shake?
Mookey:
Purple's my favorite color.
Kyle:
It's a bikini bonanza.
Yank away, guys.
♪ Some like it hot ♪
♪ some like to dance ♪
♪ but nothing hits the spot ♪
- ♪ like a modern romance... ♪
- fish: They're off!
- ( Laughs )
- Oh, god!
- One side, fellas.
- Come on, come on.
Me first.
( All giggling )
Buffy:
Charge!
- Come on, girls, get him!
- Mookey: Everybody out!
Come on, let's go!
Panty raid!
Panty raid!
♪ Some like to dance ♪
♪ but nothing
hits the spot ♪
♪ like a modern romance ♪
♪ some like it hot ♪
♪ some like to dance... ♪
don't take my pants!
♪ Nothing hits the spot ♪
♪ like a modern romance... ♪
Let go!
( Dramatic music plays )
Ooh!
Boys, I think we're
gonna have to numb these.
All:
Num-num-num-num-num-num.
Rat:
Oh, nice berries.
Cat:
I'm sporting
half a chubby.
Rat:
Oh, nicer derriere.
Wash your mouth out
with soap.
( All moaning )
Fish:
Uh-oh.
( Shrieking )
( Cheering )
( Cackling )
Okay, boys, easy.
Hey, who cut the cheese?
Oh. Trust me, guys.
This is gonna work.
Hey, shut up down there.
This is important.
This'll work great.
I seen it in a movie.
You two,
cut it out
right now.
Shh, keep it down.
Shut up, shut up!
Oh, honey,
I'm home.
Fish:
Ready?
- Hi! Wanna suck face?
- ( Screams )
- Ooh, bikini cut.
- Rat: And tan.
Barcus:
Hey, Carter.
- Carter!
- Hey, officer barcus.
Whoa, what happened?
Bonnie's a beater.
You want a w*r, Carter,
you deal with me.
Not Bonnie.
Tooth and nail,
mano a mano.
To the death.
Have you got me, mister!
Barcus, what
are you saying?
Bonnie and the scooter--
you wrecked 'em.
I'm a rectum!
Hey, do I go around
making false accusations?
Barcus, I don't
have time for this.
I'm late!
I've got my eye
on you, Carter!
Whoa.
( Crashes )
Erin. Erin.
Hi, skip Carter.
We met last night.
don't you remember?
We have a date.
Had a date.
What?
The date I made last night
was with a guy who swore
he gave up yanking.
A guy who claimed that
I was far more important
than some goofy tin crown
with a prop on top.
And you are.
So what are you saying?
Come on, skip,
you knew there was
gonna be a panty raid.
You knew they
were gonna hit us.
I wasn't there.
I was studying all night.
- Come on, skip.
- I was!
I was studying
for ragnar's class.
I wanna do good,
get an "a," be his bud.
Well, you know what,
even if you weren't there,
you didn't try
to stop 'em.
And you didn't
bother to warn me,
and now my entire wardrobe
is absolutely,
completely ruined.
( Sighs )
Hey!
What happened
at pi nu last night?
- Uh, well--
- did you hit Erin's room?
All:
No.
- Did you hit any rooms?
- All: No.
- You score any panties?
- All: No.
No! Just what
the hell happened?
( Girls shouting )
Pi nu, pi nu, pi nu!
You'll find them on
the flagpole, boys.
Pi nu, pi nu, pi nu!
There was a lot of 'em.
And they had huge
stuffed pillows.
- Kyle: Feathers.
- They swarmed like locusts.
( Chalk screeching )
Evil
and power.
You cannot be powerful
without evil.
Isn't that a beautiful
thought, class. Hmm?
Erin:
Professor?
I think goodness
can prevail no matter
how powerful the evil.
You are wrong.
You see...
Power corrupts.
And this college
was foolish enough
to give the greeks power.
And they in turn
started a prank w*r,
and those pranks
are evil
and destructive.
In fact, I am only
one prank away
from recommending
to the regents
that certain people
and fraternities
be expelled.
Professor, come on.
That's not fair.
Not all the b.Z.T.S
pull pranks.
Sure, I've pulled
a few in my time,
but those days
are over now.
Ragnar:
Come now, Mr. Carter.
You expect me to believe--
believe it, professor.
I, skip Carter,
am through pulling yanks,
now and forever.
( Class laughing )
( Groans )
sh*t.
Get out.
- Wait a second--
- leave!
Take your books.
don't come back!
Professor, come on.
You don't think that
i had any--
you, cretin!
You're insane!
Get out!
Kiss Granger
college goodbye.
This is bullshit.
Somebody's been
setting me up all week.
I didn't destroy
your desk.
And I didn't
trash your bike.
I didn't trash
barcus' cart.
Oh, yeah.
And one more thing.
I didn't raid
your panties.
There's somebody else
in this picture.
Somebody with some answers.
Yeah, like who
kidnapped our buddy Wes?
Right, and who stole
the pranking crown?
We didn't steal
no crown.
( Scoffs )
Yeah, we didn't
kidnap Wes.
- The hell you didn't!
- The hell you didn't.
Skip:
See, there's some weird
sh*t going down here,
and it's not the gammas
and it's not the b.Z.T.S.
You will leave now
or officer barcus will
escort you off the campus.
Oh, I'm going, ragnar.
But I'm not giving up.
You mark my word.
I'm gonna find the comic
who's behind this,
because nobody--
nobody is gonna deny
me my future.
You got it?
( Scoffs )
♪ Beta zeta ♪
- ♪ no house greater... ♪
- stop! I'm warning you!
- ♪ United... ♪
- enough! Stop it!
- All right, go! Go!
- ( Continue singing )
You're all out!
You're out! Keep going!
All of you, out of here!
Out of here!
Ahem.
The ghoulie guru
contemplates
his internal self.
In with the good air
and out with the bad.
- ( Farts )
- Oh! Pootie!
( Sniffs )
I think we should go now.
, , .
Hut, hut, hut!
( All chatter )
Guys.
- What were you thinking?
- We did it for you, skipper.
Guys, really,
i appreciate it.
But come tomorrow,
there's no more
beta zeta theta.
And that means whoever
was out to get us has won.
Oh, come on, skip.
You know those gamma dorks
were framing us.
And since we're on
the verge of expulsion
and immune from any
further punishment,
it's payback time.
( All laugh )
Mookey, come on.
Squirt g*ns?
Oh, come on, man.
It's filled with goofy glue.
Here.
Mookey, did you
or did you not
hear what I said
in ragnar's class?
Oh, yeah, your "I'm through
with yanking" speech.
- Classic!
- I'll say. What a set-up.
Yeah, as soon as
you're done telling him
you're through yanking--
bam, you waste his desk.
Man, you're the best.
You're the prince.
And that's why we're
gonna get back our crown.
Mookey, forget the crown.
I didn't do ragnar's desk.
In fact, I haven't
pulled a yank in days.
We just threw away
four years of college
and the rest of our lives
trying to regain a g*dd*mn
tinfoil crown.
Whew, wait a second.
This is all about Erin,
isn't it?
- Chill it, mook.
- Gentlemen.
Skip Carter,
president of b.Z.T.,
gets booted off
of campus.
His house gets
booted off of campus,
and he won't retaliate
because it won't score him
points with his woman.
- Shut up, mookey!
- A woman who right now
is over at the enemy camp,
taking a roll in the hay
with Jeremy
"Hitler youth" heilman.
- I said shut up, man!
- Cool it!
I used to think that
you were so cool.
Mookey, I'm sorry.
Look--
me, too.
Mookey!
Look, guys--
what else can
go wrong today?
Ragnar:
k*ll him!
k*ll skip Carter.
k*ll skip Carter!
All:
Skip Carter.
k*ll skip Carter.
He is a danger.
All:
He is a danger.
Are you mimicking me?
All:
Are you mimicking me?
The ghoulies
have no dicks.
- Ragnar has no d*ck.
- Silence. Go.
k*ll him now!
( Men laughing )
Clap it, slap it,
and wrap it!
Blane is
a chemical genius.
It was a beautiful thing.
Perfectly ex*cuted.
One minute there was
a desk, and a skip,
and a b.Z.T. House--
and the next minute--
poof!
They're all gone.
You know, Jeremy,
you're twice as ugly
when you're two-faced.
What are you
crying about?
That's the first
below-the-waist stimulation
you've had in weeks.
That's not what
you told us, Romeo.
Shut the hell up!
Are you all right?
That Carter turd has still
got a hold on her.
Maybe I can cook
up something new in
the lab, you know.
Like a stink b*mb for
his room or something.
But make it a big one.
Hey, for you,
Jeremy, anything.
Okay, that's a start.
But it's not good enough.
Tonight, fellas,
skip Carter is going down!
Dumb-a*s.
- Dumb-a*s?
- Erin.
What, not out stuffing
envelopes for the Hitler
youth today?
No, that's tomorrow.
Today we're out skinning
bunny rabbits for mittens.
Hmmm.
Hard to catch those
little beggers, isn't it?
Not as hard as it is
to tell you
what an absolute
idiot I've been.
Skip, I'm really sorry.
And I feel awful.
You feel pretty good to me.
- Goofy glue.
- Goofy guy.
Shut up.
Kiss me.
Fish:
Okay, guys, come on.
Rat:
Where do we go, boss?
Fish: This is where
skip Carter's supposed to be.
Cat:
Yeah, let's look for skip.
- Around this corner.
- And some sandwiches.
- Rat: Come on, fat a*s.
Follow along.
- Shut up.
- ( Bonks )
- Ow! Sorry, boss.
Cat:
Ow, my head.
Always my head.
Ahh, aha.
Aha. Yeah.
You guys stay down there.
Get over to the trash can.
- Rat: I want to help, boss.
- Fish: Shut up!
- Spread out, you idiots.
- Rat: Shut up and spread out.
- ( Vacuum whirring )
- ( Erin giggling )
I bet Jeremy doesn't
have one of these.
No, he doesn't.
You know, nothing happened,
though, that night with him.
I couldn't.
I was still thinking
of you.
That d*ck.
Imagine him accusing me of
kyping the pranking crown.
Forget the crown.
What about ragnar's desk?
What about it?
Well, blane and Jeremy
rigged it.
I overheard them in the hall
outside after class.
( Sighs )
Those assholes.
( Laughs )
Hey, hey.
Wait a minute.
I gotta tell ragnar.
That's my ticket
back to school.
Yeah, right.
Like ragnar is really
gonna believe me.
Yeah, but he'll
believe me.
I'll go with you.
( Creatures muttering )
Fish:
Ooh, here he come.
Shut up, shut up!
- Keep it down.
- Cat: Okay, okay.
Shut up!
Skippy.
Skip Carter.
Skip Carter?
Breakfast is served!
Man down!
All right.
What a nice b*mb.
b*mb?!
Nice b*mb!
( All screaming )
Yeah.
Mm-mm-mm.
Oh, it's a b*mb.
A b*mb!
Erin:
Dr. ragnar?
He's not here.
Maybe you could
leave him a note.
Maybe we could come
back later in broad
daylight tomorrow.
Good idea, except
tomorrow's too late.
Come on.
Yeah, but, god,
skip, this place--
gives you the willies.
Yeah, me, too.
( Gasps )
- God.
- Heckle and jeckle!
I love those guys.
Come on.
( Coughing )
Oh, skip.
Do you smell that?
Yeah, it's either
really old socks
or really good brie.
No, that smells
more like the day
my mom found whiskers
dead in the dryer.
- Let's just go.
- No, wait.
Wait a minute.
Oh, my god!
It's miss boggs.
Jesus,
the pranking crown!
Oh, she's dead, skip.
She is dead.
She must have been
strangled with that
thing around her head.
- Yeah, with--
- both: Her tongue!
( Both screaming )
We've gotta call !
He's got a tongue-tied
stiff in his office
and I'm getting expelled?
Well, well.
Look at the love turds.
This is not
the time, Jeremy.
( Erin screams )
You jerks, there's
been a m*rder.
Oh, that's
past tense, Erin.
Try future.
- ( Giggling )
- Pin him.
Erin:
Jeremy, stop it!
You're a real hard-a*s
when you're around your
steroid-fed butt buddies,
- aren't you, heilman?
- Yes, skippy, I am.
Do him.
Erin:
Stop it!
I don't like you
much, Carter.
Erin, get help!
Get help!
Ah!
No, no, let her go.
Let her go.
You don't want
to miss all the fun.
- ( Dialing )
- Operator: What city, please?
Look, there's been
a m*rder.
There's been
a m*rder here.
This is .
We don't do murders.
Next time, try .
Thank you, have a nice day.
Can't-- please,
please, please.
Man:
. What is
your emergency?
Look, there's been
a m*rder on campus.
Your location, please.
It's--
( Screams )
Sorry, operator.
Prank week.
( Dial tone )
Someone say m*rder?
Jeremy:
You've been
a bad boy, skippy.
- So destructive.
- Heilman, you d*ck.
I knew you liked
to blow things,
but ragnar's desk?
Damn clever, wasn't it?
Perfect frame-up.
But having you
and your b.Z.T. Zits
booted from school
wasn't enough.
We got bigger plans
for you, Carter.
Plans that are bound
to land your a*s
- in jail.
- Great.
Then I can bunk
with your mom.
There's going to be
a minor expl*si*n tonight in
the administration building.
And when barcus
and the cops show up,
they're going to discover
the just-booted
and still bitter prankster
skip Carter
lying unconscious with
a handful of t.N.T.
I-- I didn't
see anything.
Hardly a convincing
performance.
Come now, Erin.
Talk to Quentin.
( Screams )
Stop her.
Check me out.
Read any
good books lately?
Ah.
Uh-uh-uh.
It's a library.
( Laughs )
( Erin screams )
Hey, that's Erin.
Pulling the oldest trick
in the book.
Jeez, everybody's
a yanker these days.
It's no joke,
she's in trouble,
you d*ck.
( Laughing )
Calm down.
b*tch ain't worth it.
What?
( Erin screams )
( Ragnar laughing )
( Laughing )
Can we start
the t*rture now, boss?
Huh, can we?
Huh, huh, huh?
Can we, huh?
Oh, I want to
t*rture her bad.
t*rture, t*rture,
t*rture.
don't you fancy
my ghoulish friends?
They've been
very helpful to me in
my w*r against the frats.
- ( All cackling )
- ( Muffled )
I can call them off
very easily.
All you need to do
is tell me
who else knows
about the m*rder?
- Fish:
Spill the beans, baby.
- ( Screams )
She's a screamer.
Erin, you know,
we could be friends.
Good friends,
if you just cooperate.
( Muffled )
You're out of your mind!
Huh?
But if you don't--
oh, yeah,
give it to her.
You'll get my stamp
of approval.
Here and here and here.
Good work.
( Erin screams )
Holy sh*t!
Skip!
No! Oh, no, my dear.
Skip can't help you.
Skip is quite dead.
My little friends
just took care of him.
Fish:
What's that?
- Wha?
- What the hell's
going on here?
- Carter.
- Carter, skip Carter.
He's supposed to be dead.
- Ow! Ow!
- k*ll skip Carter.
Fish:
Get him, boys.
Erin:
Skip, help me!
No!
( Laughs )
Ragnar:
Fascinating creatures,
aren't they?
They obey my every command.
My head.
To think, that from
a little comic book,
I could gain
such control.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Your hero can't
save you now.
- ( Crackling )
- ( Screams )
Erin:
Skip!
Skip:
Eat glue, you puds!
- ( All groaning )
- Oh, my eyes!
I can't see
a thing, boss!
Fish: My ear!
They got it in my ear.
Carter!
My creatures!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Leave 'em alone!
Leave 'em alone, you pud!
You are finished!
Greeks and pranks.
( Groans )
( Erin screams )
Eric:
Skip, help me!
Help me!
( Grunts )
sh*t!
Let go!
Fish:
Come on, boys.
Skip:
I'll get your feet.
Come on!
( Crackling )
All:
Slowly I turned.
Cheeseball.
You're mine.
- Come on, boys, let's--
- the comic.
Skip, the comic
controls them.
No!
Oh, no, not the comic.
No, not the book.
- Get ragnar.
- Oh.
- Ragnar?
- Okay.
Ragnar!
You don't know
what you're doing.
I'll consume your powers!
Stop it!
It's coming!
( Screaming )
( Footsteps )
( Bubbling )
( Panting )
( Groans )
( Bubbling )
( Door bangs opens )
Carter.
Get the hell
out of my house.
You d*ck.
You tried to deck me.
You d*ck.
I did deck you.
I'm gonna call
the cops, Jeremy.
Better make it
the paramedics.
( Laughing )
( Screams )
( Laughs )
( Echoing )
I am the power!
You cannot escape.
We'll k*ll you all.
All of you.
Just like we k*lled
that punk Wesley,
that slimy hussy
Veronica,
and that sniveling
toady blane.
( Both scream )
What the hell
is that thing?
That is our
humanities teacher.
- Oh, god.
- Look out.
( Ragnar laughing )
( Roaring )
You cannot escape
the force you created.
Submit to the power
i have become.
( Laughs )
Give me the sacred book.
Get back!
The book cannot harm me.
I am the book.
The book is mine.
I am the power!
( Laughing )
I am staying in college.
You are gone!
( Whimpers )
( Roaring )
( Groaning )
( Wailing )
( Water dripping )
Wes.
I don't believe it.
- Poor Wes.
- Erin: And Veronica.
At least
they're together.
Poor Wes.
( Tires screeching )
- ( Crashes )
- ( Barcus screams )
( Grunts )
Carter.
Me and Bonnie met
with a little b*mb.
But you probably
wouldn't know anything
about that, would you?!
As a matter of fact,
officer, I would.
( Mumbling )
Monster...
Here's your man.
Here's his dynamite.
Heilman, did you do that
to Bonnie with expl*sives?
No, no, monster.
Big monster.
You are out of here!
History. Gone.
G-a-w-n.
Little sh*t.
( Barcus sobbing )
Bonnie.
( Frat boys singing )
Hey, hey, hey!
What's barcus
doing with Jeremy?
Must be love.
( All laugh )
Hey, skipper.
We did it.
We won the pranking
crown back.
The judges voted and
b.Z.T. Won the crown.
Hey, there it is.
Where'd you get it?
Guys, you'd
never believe me.
( All laugh )
Mook man.
Skip man.
Mission accomplished.
The crown is ours.
You did it!
Couldn't have done it
without you, pal.
Aw, shucks.
Put it on, chief.
I mean, you are the prince
of pranks, right?
( All chanting )
Skipper, skipper, skipper...
( Cheering )
Hey, let's party!
♪ It's gonna be
there tonight ♪
♪ it's a first-class
blowout ♪
♪ one that won't
come again ♪
♪ I haven't seen things
this crazy ♪
♪ since I don't
know when ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ there's gonna be
a reason to shout... ♪
( Creatures laughing )
♪ You're either in
or you're out ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ all night long ♪
♪ over in the kitchen ♪
♪ there's tons
of barbecue ♪
♪ the line is forming
to the left ♪
♪ there's one that you
gotta go through ♪
♪ dancing's all on
the ground floor ♪
♪ romance is on the top ♪
♪ it's gonna be the best
you'll ever see ♪
♪ and it's never
gonna stop ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ you're having the best
time you ever had ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ sometimes you
gotta go mad ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ all night long ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ there's gonna be
a reason to shout ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ you're either in
or you're out ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ all night long ♪
♪ the cops tried
to shut us down ♪
♪ but we bought them all
a drink ♪
♪ now they're partying
down with us ♪
♪ bobbing for French fries
in the sink ♪
♪ I danced with a zombie
in a low-cut dress ♪
♪ and I just about
lost control ♪
♪ my head's in the clouds ♪
♪ my hair is a mess ♪
♪ but it's only
rock and roll ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ you said you had to
toe the line ♪
♪ whoa-ooh,
whoa-ooh ♪
♪ it's : A.M.
and I'm feeling fine ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ all night long ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ there's a party going on ♪
♪ there's a party
going on ♪
♪ party going on. ♪
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Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College (1991)
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