Zombie Fight Club (2014)

[bunniefuu]

I'm sorry

Are you freaking blind? Dammit!

Just do what you're told

We're only in it for the money

Will let him go once the ransom is paid

Stop smoking in the morning

C'mon

Adi

Bro Fung

Mr. Huang, Don't blame us

After all your family doesn't give a sh*t

Bet you ain't getting along with your wife

Bow

Who's this?

Courier

Please sign here

Which company do you work for?

Stop staring at her

Go inside

Huh

This baby is the f*cking sh*t

It's called Bath Salt,

my cousin mailed to me from LA.

It'll get you really high!

And gives you stamina

Oh, cause you need that

Oh, Excuse me? It's like that?

Oh no You're sweaty

What're you talking about?

You need a shower

It's fin. C'mon

No, No, go shower

No, just go shower first

Hey baby

Yeah?

Babe! Wait for me and don't take one

before me alright?

Um

Be right back!

- Wooo!

- Wooo!

What's up my home girl?

Why did you dress up?

We gonna party here

Are these your new friends?

Let me introduce, this is my girl Linda

- Hello.

- Hi Linda

Why do I keep forgetting your name?

- You're such a jerk

- Anyway,

it's girls, girls, girls

You've got something for me? Thanks

Ya

so David is in the shower, just do whatever

Dammit! Still listening to

that old rapper?

Big B

What's up man?

You want this?

Here you go

Play my platinum album,

It kills all the other rappers

Okay, Cool

OHOHOH!DAVID

Hey can I borrow your room for a bit

Bro. sure man.

Do whatever the f*ck you want

Thanks Bro!

You, you and you follow me

Wait, what about me?

Aren't you an adult?

Sure

So take care of yourself

Oh yeah

Take this and put it in their mail box

And Hey Don't f*cking mess up again

I never f*ck up

Where all this blood coming from!

Stop messing up

The sky looks weird

Attention everyone,

the cartel is heavily armed

Everyone make sure you're combat ready

Excuse me Sir? Are we authorized to do this?

Who's your Daddy?

b*tch

Oh, you are so f*cking strong

f*ck! I'm the Ironman of rap, one versus all

You're so awesome

Why don't you all come together?

So hot here...I'm thirsty, I need the...water.

What's your problem, I haven't finished yet

sh*t! Don't throw up

in my buddy's house

f*cking idiot, she's so high.

C'mon! It's your turn!

Oh f*ck!

f*ck! What the hell is this!

Hey I don't like the way you bit me

Damn! Are you really biting me?

f*ck! How dare you bit me?

Damn! You two are f*cking psychos

I knew you are the best

Wow! f*ck! What's going on!

sh*t, you are f*cking sick too

What kind of f*cking drug did you take?

sh*t

Oh yeah

f*ck! Dammit!

f*ck! Dammit!

f*ck!

Babe?

Hey What the hell?

We're running a classy Halloween party

out here

You come dress like that?

What are you thinking?

Whoa, and the smell! Get a breath mint!

But Check it out, good makeup though!

Yeah! Let's get a picture here. Yeah

Get in here...here

Hey, yeah! Let's get a picture here.

Hey, yeah yeah yeah. Get in here

Whoa, Baby! Try a breath mint, man.

Jesus! Hey, check it out

Get in here. Get in here.

Jeeze, he knows how to play the part,

huh Baby?

All right, go! Eat 'em up, Tiger

Daddy is here

Oh holy sh*t, help me!

- Shut down the lift

- Sir

- Sir, what's going on?

- Seal the front door,

don't let anybody in!

Damn,what a shitty place,

the elevator is f*cked

f*ck man sh*t, stairs only...f*ck

Captain

I have a bad feeling about this

Follow my orders

We go as a team, don't mess up the rules

Sir! We're here to celebrate Nana's birthday

Welcome. Welcome

Nana

Nana

You're here

Hello, sir

Sir

Next month will be our graduation

And I want you to have this

Nana Happy Birthday!

Thank you

What's going on?

Ouch

Don't stand there. Go inside

Oh

Hide the blow! Move! Faster!

Put that weapon down!

Drop that weapon!

- Drop that weapon! Squat down

- Drop that weapon!

You get out here

Listen, squat down

Hey Boss

It's you?

You f*cking betrayed me

You think you can get away with this

- Are you ok?

- Get out

OK

Let's go. Let's go! I get the money

Let's go, come on

Go!

Are you ok, Boss?

- You all right?

- Ok ok. I'm ok

Hey!

Freeze! Drop the g*n

What's going on?

Be quick

Oh sh*t!sh*t!

sh**t the f*ck out of him!

- Go!

- What's going on?

Run!

Run

Run

f*ck!Go!Go!

f*ck

Damn! f*ck!

f*ck! I don't wanna die now

I just had my album released

and ton of gals I wanna bed

Oh f*ck!

f*ck!

Tiger, Tiger!I'm Tiger Woods!

What the hell is going on today?

It's supposed to be a celebration party

Ah

Help! f*cking help!

Babe?

Baby, do you wanna shower together

Babe?

Who the hell are you?

What the hell...

Don't drink the water here. Are you high?

f*ck!

Babe

Babe

What's up?

What that f*ck is going on?

What do you mean what the f*ck is going on?

Who the f*ck is this chick?

I don't f*cking know,

those are your friends

Why don't you ask Tiger who they are?

He brought them here!

You know what she was doing inside?

- What?

- She drank from that f*cking toilet

Eww, that's gross

You know what, they're your friends

So it's your problem,

I'm out of this, I'm over it.

Tiger!

f*ck!

Oh, what the f*ck, my f*cking pills man.

f*ck

f*ck! It's so not f*cking cool at all

Who's this?

- Please help me! Let me in please

-It's you again

- Let me in, please!

- Hey! What the hell do you want?

What? Aww!

Jenny! Open the door, Jenny please!

Damn!

I just wanna bring drunken girls for sex

why did I get a living dead this time..

Big B!

He's chubby but he's my brother

Are you f*cking

transforming into zombie too?

C'mon

f*ck!

Davie! Your cousin here. Listen!

Don't take those pills I sent you

Or else...Ah! Mum...What are you doing?

I'm your son...f*ck!

What's going on?

Why the hell is this happening?

What's going on?

OH sh*t!

What hell

David

David

It's not funny,

I'm not scared. Stop it

Ah...

Ah...

Tiger, what are you doing?

Quick, help me

Watch out!

f*ck!

Move your a*s right now!

Go fast!

Watch out

Just keep going. Hurry up.

Go!

Shut that door!

Don't let anyone in

Open the g*dd*mn door! Save us!

Don't let them in

What are you doing?

There are people out there!

Just leave them out there!

We need to focus on our group now!

- Zombies are everywhere!

- What are you doing?

Put the g*ns down. Put the g*ns down

Forget about it.

We need to stay here as a team now

Stay focus

I didn't sign up for this sh*t!

We're a team now?

This is the money

You want this money? Come on.

Take the money. All the money.

We're a team, right?

Yea

You know what?

God !Dammit!

f*ck Son of a b*tch

Don't go off

take up the money

Hurry up

Alex, give me your g*n

Yes sir

Shu

f*ck! Get the money

Help me! Don't leave me alone

Boss Go

sh*t! I don't wanna die, how dare you!

f*ck!

Hurry, c'mon up!

There is a door

Open the f*cking door! Open the door!

f*ck!

f*ck you!

People gone crazy brutally

biting off a person's face

It's cop

Dad

Oh, Sir

Sir, you're here to get us out, right?

Go away

Sir, is it true about

the zombies rampage

-on TV?

- Shut up

This world has gone mad

You come here

Hurry up

Bring me bandages and alcohol

Hurry up!

- Open it.

- Hurry up.

Hold down Take it Slow

Sir, let me do it.

Keep pressure, more pressure

Dad

- Harder put it harder

- Sir,

my daughter is a bit clumsy,

let me do it in stead

take him out

More pressure. Push pressure

Ah

Dad

Hey Stay here and put pressure

- No, stop it Sir

- Keep your mouth shut

Sir, what's going on?

Shut up!

Who needs birthday party

when the world is ending

To Prof. Wu

Hun

Who is Yi-Yi?

Yi-Yi?

Come here

Did you write this?

I'm attracted to your gentleness look

at class

Especially when you're lecturing,

it's so charming

Since that day onwards...

So turn out you're a well disguised pervert

You fall for your teacher, huh?

Ah

Lee, what are you doing

What we do is for money and women

What's the matter?

Please don't

Then you're going to swamp with her

Please don't

Come and put those hands to work

Ok

Lift me up

Daddy help me!

No

No

Dad, save me please. No, Daddy

Dad, save me please

Save me, do not touch me

In fact you don't need to be mean

We'll do whatever you wish for

Massage me

ls this all right?

Ah!

f*ck

Untie me now, quick, get me out of here

How come they just don't die

Yi-Yi, untie me

Ah

Untie me

Nana

- Sir

- Cut me loose

Sir. Are you alright?

Hey

Nana...Nana...

Nana

Nana...Nana...

Sir

Nana is dead

Why are still alive?

Nana

Sir. I didn't mean to

I didn't mean to run off

I really didn't mean to

Don't be afraid

Don't be afraid

Sir, I can't breath

Sir...sir

It's going to be over soon, relax

Don't leave, I need you to accompany Nana

I want you to be with Nana

Sir...

Yi-Yi, you need to keep her company

Go down with her

Ah

What should we do?

Don't worry

We've been through so much,

we'll get by

We can definitely get out of this

- Alright

- Do you trust me?

- I believe you

- I'll protect you

We'll get by, I love you

Quickly

What's going on?

Don't you remember we always want a child

but failed

Hey

Hey

What's going on?

Are you okay?

Look, this is what you get

when you want to be good

f*ck!

Why do you want to be good?

Why do you want to be good?

Do it. k*ll me fast.

I don't want to become one of them

How can I do this?

Quick! k*ll me now, I don't want.

I don't want to be liked that

I don't want, I don't want to be liked that

If you don't do it, I'll do it by myself

Don't be afraid, I'm here

- Let me go

-I'm here

Uh

It's okay, you can bite me, Bite me

I'm sorry!

I'm so sorry!

Maria!

Maria

Help me

What are you? What are you doing?

Ah! You wanna bite me?

Maria! Help!

Mommy! Jesus! Buddha!

Maria

Stand up now

Maria! Come here!

Oh! It wasn't me

Ah

Help!

What's the salt for?

The TV show said it could get rid of demons

Go get something useful

Hey Maria, don't pour hot water on me

Go away

Go away

Go away, go bite my boss,

don't come any closer

What's going on?

What the f*ck is this?

Shut up Shut up. I'm not one of them.

Is that an exit?

Come with me, let's go

Shut up, c'mon

That's the one that k*lled my boyfriend

Hey, come in

Andy?

Andy

Why are the lights off?

We lost power an hour ago

What are we gonna do?

We gotta get out of here

Get out?

Where can we go?

I don't know. But we must get out of here

You awake? Let's get going

Uncle, let's go together

I'm useless, I'm a cr*pple,

I'll be a burden to you

Come here. Here's my car's key,

it's parked right next-door

It's got enough power to get you guys out

Come with us

Kido, I'm not as useless as you might think

I was a better fighter when I was at your age

My leg got lamed, so I end up like this

I was once a fierce fighter

but it's meaningless

Calm down Calm down

Oh I almost forget, come,

I have something to show you

Go

See

Holy sh*t

What's this?

It's my armor when I was a solider.

Can't believe I'm going to put it on again

I got a lots to tell you,

and I never get a chance to tell you.

until now,

I just want to say

I just want to say I'm sorry

I didn't protect you well enough

f*ck

Look at you, what happened to you?

Come mother f*ck

Get out, pass me the weapon

Just go and I'll take care of the rest

Go! You're still young with bright futures

Go and get her out of here

C'mon, I'm gonna wipe you out

C'mon bring it over

Get in now

You know hot-wire. Ok ok. Go go go

sh*t, you bit me? I'll bite you too

Hold on

- Seriously?

- Yeah

Nana don't be afraid

No one can hurt you anymore

Daddy will protect you

Now the world is in Dad's control

Nana

Don't be afraid

Daddy will find a way to cure you

Nana, you are a good girl

Hey, hey. Get up. Don't drag us down

f*ck off

Just stay with me, ok?

- What's going on?

- Look at me. Look at me.

Stay with me. alright?

Don't be scared, it's good

Look at me

What's wrong with you guys? We're f*cking next

You guys wanna see it together?

You wanna live?

We stick together.

What the f*ck is wrong with you two?

We stick together. f*ck!

Go faster

Faster

GO

Mr. B

Alright, what're we betting on this time?

It's your call,

bet whatever you want

Fine. I'll give you ten trucks of water

if they can last 10 mins

Deal

I will give you twenty female sl*ves if I lose

Hey. Some of them were movie actresses

Movie stars, oh yeah!

Listen carefully

Survive the next ten minutes

If you're still alive

You'll be awarded with food

and water

Mr. B, it's show time!

Let the game begin

You piece of sh*t, fight

Wake the f*ck up

Now that's what I called entertainment

You've got five minutes left,

get your girls ready

Mr. B, relax, the night is still young

Huh!

Andy?

Yes

f*ck whoever you want.

I'm gonna have that guy

What the hell!

How could we lose this?

Excuse me Mr. B, I win again

Losers weepers

I'll get my zombies ready

for next time. Go!

Mr. B, don't forget my ten trucks of water

Chill out! You got my words!

f*ck off

That girl is going to be a fun ride.

Bring her to me!

Remember to clean her up nicely.

And that man is yours

The world is cruel

It's survival of the fittest

You'll be the prey if not the predator

Look at these folks

They probably had a fancy lifestyle before

But it's all the same here,

just another walking dead

Old man, let me release you from pain

Are you sure you wanna fight against me?

Go down first

It's me!! I'm your dad

Don't be afraid, it's daddy

Don't be scared, come here

Don't be scared

It's daddy

I'm your daddy

Dad is always there to protect you

I'm your daddy

Don't be afraid

How dare you! Look at my baby

How dare of you with such a beautiful hair?

They are gorgeous

Don't move

Nana, here's your new hair

You have cleaned up well

She is my daughter, Nana

Her dad used to be a good person

He was a science teacher at school

He loves Nana very much

He wants to

find her a mom To take care of her

You're tough

I love a strong one

You fit me well

I don't understand I don't understand

Become her mother, ok?

Leave us alone

We're all crazy

You're crazy. I'm crazy

So what's the difference in us?

I like your look.

I think you should be my sl*ve

You know what?

I think you're stupid in a way

I tell you what, I'm better f*ck

I think she is better than you

Really?

Get off!

Just like I'd imagined

You hate me right?

Yup

But you still get hard

So why is that?

Why is that?

Maybe you should take my pants off

and I'll tell you

Really? You're hungry right?

Yes

You wanna have sex, right?

Now I do

Lots of it

All that I can handle

I don't think you can handle me

you need some training

You have no idea

Why don't you just take my pants off

Alright

That's it

I have something prepared for you

I think you would like it

Let's go

That's it?

I'm hungry still

f*cking b*tches

Hey...

It's not funny

Oh my god

You Okay?

You sick b*stards

Andy...

Everything you eat, drink and using are from me

That's why you are still alive

You two are really something, aren't you?

Let's duel

Whoever wins

will be granted freedom

Fight

We don't have to do this

Forgive me, It's for survival

C'mon I got you

Hun. No matter how good you fight,

f*ck

Bunch of idiots

there's no way out

Either k*ll each other or a short cut

to feeding zombies

- Go.

- Go

C'mon, hurry up

Andy

What are you doing?

C'mon

Andy

What?

C'mon. Let's go

Go...

Hurry

What are you doing?

Why?

I need you to go alone, ok?

No, why?

It's...why You've got bitten?

No, I'm not leaving

What do you mean?

C'mon. Let's run

I need you to go

No

Please, just go and go now

Please

Go

No, Go now.

Get the f*ck out of here now

Get the f*ck out of here

I'm sorry, Andy

I'm sorry

Stay alive

Not bad huh.

You can find the way out!

Come over here!

Why are you coming back here again

Wanna get screwed again?

Come over!!

Come over here!!

Ah...

Nana baby. I'm daddy

Andy