03x19 - What's So Funny?"

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Blue's Clues". Aired: September 8, 1996 - August 6, 2006.*
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03x19 - What's So Funny?"

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Hi, out there!

It's me, steve.

Have you seen blue, my puppy?

There she is!

Come on in.

[Barking...]

Oh, hi. Come on in.

It's so good to see you.

Blue and I were just going to...

[Laughter]

What's so funny?

The shoe.

Oh, the shoe. [Laughs]

You mean because I'm wearing a shoe on my head, right?

Silly me. Everyone knows that shoes belong on your ear.

Come on... Ooh, I can hear the playground.

No!

[Pops]

No, I'm just kidding.

Just trying to make you laugh.

Hey... What do you say we try to make blue laugh?

Yeah.

Can you make a good funny face?

Really? Let's see.

[Laughs]

Yeah, that will work.

Come on.

Hold on to that face.

Let's go.

[Barking...]

Hey, blue.

We're going to try to make you laugh.

[Barking]

I'm... Sneaker head guy.

Sneaker head guy...

[Barking]

She's going to laugh.

Make your funny face.

[Barking laugh]

Great job!

You're pretty silly.

Okay, blue, we're going to make you laugh again.

[Barking no]

Oh, no?

Well, let's see what I have

In my sack of silly stuff.

[Barking]

Oh, ho, ho, ho.

Wacky wild wig!

Wacky wild wig...

[Barking no]

Wacky, wacky, wacky.

No? Oh.

Well, what makes you laugh?

[Barking...]

We'll pay "blue's clues"

To figure out what makes blue laugh.

It will be a riot.

♪ We are gonna play blue's clues ♪

♪ 'Cause it's a really great game, yeah. ♪

So remember, blue's paw print will be on the clues:

Blue's clues.

Hey... Let's think of a really funny way

To get rid of this paw print.

You know, we could, we could...

Wipe it off, or... That's not so funny.

Or, ooh, we could... [Toots]

No... Or we could use this.

This, we could... No.

Uh, what's down here?

We... Ooh! Now this has potential.

[Squeaking laugh]

Oh, yeah, we could big-hat it off, we...

Steve, it's off.

Oh, it's off already.

It's already... Off.

[Clears throat]

You know what we need to play blue's clues:

Our handy-dandy...

Notebook!

Oh, yeah, our notebook.

Here's your notebook, steve.

Thanks.

[Giggling...]

What?

What?

What's so funny?

To play blue's clues, we got to find a...

Paw print!

Oh, a paw print, right.

And that's our first... Clue!

A clue? A clue!

Then we put it in our...

Potato.

Potato? Oh...

Side table drawer, I think there's been a mistake.

This is a handy-dandy potato.

I'm just being silly, steve.

Here's your notebook.

Oh...

[Giggles]

I get it.

[Laughs]

Good one.

We put it in our notebook...

♪ 'Cause they're blue's clues

♪ Blue's clues

♪ We got to find another paw print, that's the second clue ♪

♪ We put it in our notebook, 'cause they're whose clues? ♪

♪ Blue's clues

♪ We got to find the last paw print ♪

♪ That's the third clue

♪ We put it in our notebook ♪

♪ 'Cause they're blue's clues, blue's clues ♪

♪ You know what do-- sit down in our thinking chair ♪

♪ And think, think, think

♪ 'Cause when we use our minds ♪

♪ Take a step at a time, we can do anything... ♪

[Barks]

That we want to do.

[Laughing]

Ooh... Ooey...

[Clears throat]

Bye.

Hey, guess who I found in the sack of silly stuff.

Sock puppet!

It's so good to see you again.

You know, I can tell

I'm really going to need your help today

Trying to figure out what makes blue laugh.

Will you help me?

Oh, you will? Great!

They said they'd help, let's go.

Oh...

♪ We are looking for clues now ♪

♪ This is the part where we sing about the clues ♪

♪ Finding them will...

Ooh, run, be free!

I don't see any clues, do you?

I don't see any... [Ball squeaks]

Oh, dear.

What? Do you see a clue?

A clue!

Where?

Right there!

Right where?

[Mumbling]

Oh... There is a clue.

Right there on this...

Ball.

Right, a ball.

You know what we need, our handy-dandy...

Notebook.

Notebook!

Notebook, right.

Will you please make me some arms?

Okay, sock puppet.

It's good to see you, but we got to draw the clue.

I just got here.

We'll see you later.

Okay, bye-bye.

I love that guy.

So, a ball.

To draw this ball, we make a circle

And then a curved line here and here.

There... A ball.

So, we're trying to figure out what makes blue laugh.

And our first clue is... A ball.

So what could make blue laugh with a ball?

Do you know?

Maybe, but I think we should find two more clues.

[Giggling]

Hey, that's shovel and pail.

Let's go.

[Giggling]

Hey, shovel and pail.

What's so funny?

We think gopher's going to pop up right here

By this bush.

Gopher?

[Squeaking and laughing]

That way!

[Squeaking]

That way!

Aah!

Steve, he keeps fooling us.

Now, wait a second.

This gopher is pretty smart.

Maybe, just maybe, there's a pattern to where he's popping up.

Both: a pattern?

Yeah, you know, a method to this gopher's madness.

Do you want to help us figure out where gopher's going to pop up next?

Great.

So, first, gopher popped up

Next to... The flowers.

Then he popped up next to this car.

And then... Then he popped up next to me!

Hmm... So, what's the same

About the flowers, the toy car and shovel?

Are they all the same... Size?

No!

Well, are they all the same... Color?

Yes, yellow!

Right, the flowers, the toy car and shovel

Are all yellow.

So, if gopher is popping up

Next to yellow things each time

Where do you think he'll pop up next?

Well, what else is yellow?

That ball.

The ball is the only yellow thing left.

[Squeaking]

We found you, we found you!

[Laughs]

Good job!

[Squeaks]

Uh-oh... Here we go again.

Keep your eyes out for where he pops up.

That way!

That way!

Steve, he's fooled us again!

Okay, team, let's regroup.

First, gopher popped up

Next to the pool.

And then he popped up

Next to this trash can lid.

And then he popped up next to this tire!

So, what's the same

About the pool,

The trash can lid and the tire?

Well, they're not the same color like last time.

Are they the same shape?

Yes, circles!

Yeah! The pool, the trash can lid and the tire

Are all circles!

So if gopher is popping up

Next to circle shapes each time

Where do you think he'll pop up next?

Well, what else is a circle?

That hoop!

Oh, yeah, the hoop is the only circle left.

Let's "gopher" it.

Both: we found you again!

Way to go!

You think you're pretty sneaky, don't you?

You won't fool us this time, gopher!

That way!

[Squeaking]

That way!

[Squeaking]

Okay, so, first gopher popped up

Next to the toy plane.

And then he popped up next to this bird.

Then he popped up next to this kite.

Well...

These things aren't the same color or the same shape.

So what do you think?

What's the same about the toy plane,

The bird and the kite?

They all fly.

Yeah! The toy plane, the bird and the kite all fly.

So if gopher is popping up next to things that fly each time

Where do you think he'll pop up next?

What else flies?

That helicopter!

The helicopter.

This helicopter is

The only flying thing left.

Both: got you!

[Laughs ]

Hey, pretty good work

Don't you think, gopher?

Both: thanks for your help.

Looks like gopher finally met his match.

Good job.

[Barking]

Right, we still have to find two more clues.

See you later, shovel, pail... Gopher.

[Squeaks]

Gopher won't fool us anymore.

A clue, a clue!

A clue? Where?

Oh, wait, you're just being silly.

"A clue, a clue!"

That was good, you got me.

A clue, right there!

A clue? Wh...

Hey... Wait a second.

How did this ball get here?

This ball is our second clue!

You know where we need to write this clue.

Our handy-dandy...

Notebook!

Notebook, right.

So... A ball.

We can draw this ball by making a circle.

There... A ball.

So, we're trying to figure out what makes blue laugh.

And what was our first clue?

A ball!

A ball... Really?

And now our second clue... Is a ball.

Well, that's already pretty funny.

[Laughs]

But seriously, what could make blue laugh

With a ball and a ball?

Do you know?

Perhaps, but, I think we should find our last clue.

♪ ...mail time, mail time!

The mail's here!

I'm going to try to make mailbox laugh.

♪ Here's the mail, it never fails ♪

♪ It makes me want to wag my tail ♪

♪ When it comes, I want to wail, "mail!" ♪

[Barking]

Ah...

[Both laughing]

You...

[Both laughing]

Oh, that's funny.

[Both laughing]

Here's your letter, steve.

Oh...

Thanks, mailbox.

We just got a letter.

♪ We just got a letter

♪ We just got a letter

♪ We just got a letter

♪ Wonder who it's from?

[Laughs]

It's upside down.

[Laughs, snorts]

[Imitating groucho marx]: it's a letter from some of our funniest friends.

All: hi, steve.

We're just being silly.

[Laughing]

This is my silly face.

[Kids laughing]

What do you call a big ant?

What?

A gi-ant!

[Kids laughing]

What does a chicken get when it's sick?

The people pox.

[Laughs]

[Kids laughing]

Bye, steve!

[Barking]

[Barking]

[Laughs]

I'm just kidding.

I'm not really blue.

I'm steve.

Hi.

Oh, this is absurd.

Hey, steve, I think you better get up here.

[Barks]

Looks like blue spilled

The sack of silly stuff.

Bye.

[Barking]

[Barking "blue skiddoo"]

Hey, blue just skiddooed into silly town.

Let's go, too.

♪ Blue skiddoo, we can, too.

[Barking]

This must be silly town.

You see anything that's silly about silly town?

Yeah.

[Thunder rumbles]

Hey... It's raining inside that skunk's umbrella.

Now, that's pretty silly.

Hello?

Hello, my boy.

I'm billy chicken.

Mayor of this silly town.

Well, it's an honor to meet you, mr. Mayor billy chicken.

Did you see that soaking skunk?

Ah, yes, that skunk's umbrella

Is just one of the many mixed-up wonders of silly town.

Come along, I'll give you the grand tour.

Great!

We love silly stuff.

Do you want to find all the mixed-up things in silly town?

Great, let's go.

Walk this way.

This is our construction site.

We're building a new school.

Hmm... Wonder if there's anything mixed-up here.

Does this look normal to you?

Well, what's mixed up here?

She's using a banana.

Oh, yeah, this wacky worker weasel

Is pounding in a nail with a banana.

Question: why not a hammer?

I think I'm going bananas.

Hmm... I really admire your work.

She's not the only wacky worker around here.

Take a look.

Do you see any other wacky workers?

Wow!

[Squeaking and dinging...]

And here we have the center of town.

Sorry, it's a little loud.

Oh, that's okay.

Hey, I wonder what's mixed-up here?

Can you figure out what's mixed-up here?

[Whinnies]

The truck sounds like a horse.

A truck that sounds like a horse?

[Whinnies]

Oh, my.

Wow, did you hear that?

If you listen closely

There are many silly sounds around here.

Do you hear any other silly sounds?

[Squeaking, honking and dinging]

Ah... Our famous park.

Hello, everyone!

Hello!

Hmm... Do you see what's mixed-up about this?

It's going the wrong way: backwards.

The wrong way?

Oh, yeah!

This giraffe is sliding backwards upthe slide.

[Laughs]

How do you do that?

What do you think of backwards park?

Well, I think it's a very backwards way of life.

Hey, do you notice any other backwards things?

Hey, thanks for showing us around silly town.

Don't be silly.

Oh, I'm not silly.

You're silly... Billy.

Oh, I left my egg running.

Got to scramble.

Good day.

Bye.

Hey... We'd better get back to our house

And find our last clue.

Come on.

[Barking "blue skiddoo"]

You know, I love silly town

As much as the next green-striped guy

But... Right now it's very nice to be home

Where everything is just normal.

Tick-tock, tick-tock.

You said it, tickety.

Everybody's a comedian.

A clue, a clue!

A clue? Where?

Right there!

Oh! There is a clue!

Right there, on that... Ball.

Another ball.

Very silly.

You know where we need to write this silly clue:

Our handy-dandy...

Notebook.

Okay, a ball.

So, we can draw a circle

And then two straight lines, like this.

Hmm... Another ball.

And we have all three clues.

All three clues.

We're ready to sit in our...

Thinking chair!

Thinking chair. Let's go.

Okay, now that we're in our thinking chair, let's think.

You will help me, right?

Great.

So, we're trying to figure out what makes blue laugh.

And our clues are: a ball...

A ball...

And a ball.

So, what could make blue laugh

With a ball, a ball and a ball?

Do you know?

Well, that's three balls.

What could I do with three balls?

I could... I could roll them.

I could kick them.

Ooh, I could throw them.

Yeah, I could throw them up in the air

And then what would I be doing?

Juggling!

Juggling!

Yeah, that's it!

With a ball...

A ball...

And a ball.

We just figured out blue's clues!

♪ We just figured out blue's clues ♪

♪ We just figured out blue's clues ♪

♪ We just figured out blue's clues ♪

♪ 'Cause we're really smart.

Come on, blue...

Get ready to laugh.

[Barking]

Okay, blue, juggling three balls at one time.

Here I go.

Right here.

Shovel and pail: hi, steve!

Oh... Hi, shovel, pail... Gopher.

[Squeaks]

Hey, remember how we helped shovel and pail

Predict gopher's pop-up places?

[Barking]

All right, blue, one more time.

[Barking]

Great juggling, my boy.

Hi, there.

Hey, remember when mayor billy chicken

Showed us around silly town

And we found all those mixed-up things?

[Barking]

Okay, nothing's going to stop me now, blue.

Juggling three balls at one time.

Oh, yeah, there we go.

This is, this is going very well.

Except... I'm feeling a little bit hungry.

Ooh, I think I'll just eat this big, red ball.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

This is going to be... [Crunch]

Mmm, yeah, that's really good.

[Blue laughing]

Mmm, that's just too...

Hey, is she laughing?

She is! Blue's laughing! We did it!

[Barking and clapping]

Hey... Thank you for all your help today.

[Blue laughing]

♪ Now it's time for so long

♪ But we'll sing just one more song ♪

♪ Thanks for doing your part

♪ You sure are smart

♪ You know, with me and you

♪ And my dog, blue

♪ We can do anything

♪ That we want to do.

Bye-bye.

See you later.

Bye.

Take care.

Good-bye.

What are you wearing?

He looks so silly.

I like your hair...

[Barks]

[Barks]

[Giggles, laughs]
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