02x37 - Hol Horse and Boingo, Part 2 / Hol Horse and Mondatta, Part 2

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Previously on
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure...

What the?

Yes!

Now, Hol Horse,
Mondatta instructed,

stick your fingers up
Polnareff's nose, and then

We did it! They're out cold
from losing all that blood!

Lucky you, Hol Horse!

This is your chance
to finish them off!

So, when the hell
is this chance coming?

What am I supposed to do now?

What the hell are you doing, Hol Horse?

That's what I'd like to know!

What's wrong, Polnareff?

sh*t! They're headed this way!

Damn it!

How do I make the rest of
the prediction come true now?

Polnareff, did you find out
who was tailing us?

Answer me.

Avdol and the others are coming.

This is bad, really bad!

Chariot!

Whoa, hold it right there!

This is bad!

I'm the fastest sh**ter
you'll ever meet.

Don't move or you're a dead man!

Hey, Polnareff, was that you?

Polnareff!

Oh, there you are.

What's the matter?

Was someone following us?

Er...

Damn it! I'm cornered.

I thought I was supposed
to get my big chance

after I stuck my fingers up
Polnareff's nose!

I'm in a whole lotta trouble!

Something wrong, Polnareff?

No.

If Avdol finds out I'm here,
I'm a goner!

I think I'm gonna cry.

If I knew this was going to happen,

I would've just blown him away
from a distance!

Dammit, Mondatta!

I was faster than Polnareff, but...

Crap!

Polnareff?

Tell them to scram!

If they catch me,
you're going down with me, Polnareff.

No one was following us.

Guess it was just my imagination.

I see.

And what are you doing
standing there like that?

Tell them you were taking a leak.
You were pissing!

Oh, you know just taking a wizz.

What?

You were peeing
in the middle of the street?

You amaze me sometimes.

Stop jabbing that g*n into my head!

That's it!
I'll make a little gesture.

God I hope they figure it out.

Look where my tongue is pointing!

I'm trying to give you a sign!
Behind me!

Behind me, damn it! Behind me!

Why are they being so quiet?

Ah, well. You guys go on ahead.

All right.

I was lying!

It was a lie! Don't leave me!

Look at my tongue. Behind me!

Behind me, damn it!
Come on, just look!

What's wrong?

Why are you making that face?

Does your tongue hurt?

No, he's signaling
something's behind.

You idiot! Shut up!

You don't mean...

Polnareff!

You son of a...

You were signaling
something to them!

That's it! You've pissed me off
for the last time!

Die!

What?

-Huh?
-It's him!

What the hell? He sneezed?

It's Hol Horse! Watch out!

He's got a friend hiding
under the crate!

Blast it! This can't be happening.

He sneezed because I jammed
my fingers up his nose!

Damn! If he hadn't sneezed,

I could've at least
gotten Polnareff.

I should've never
teamed up with you, Mondatta!

They're gonna k*ll me!

It's all because of
that blasted premonition!

I'm doomed!

Brother, look! Look who's there!

That's him, all right.

It's the b*stard
who blew off my ear at the airport.

I'll run him over!

What?

This is...

It all happened so fast.

They had no time to stop
the truck with their Stands

I stuck my fingers up his nose,
and the prediction came true.

I can't believe it.
All four of them at once!

It's fate, yes.

My premonitions are always right.

But it's too soon to finish them.

We must wait for
the next prediction, yes.

Okay!

EMPEROR
HOL HORSE

“We did it!”, they proclaimed.

The chance to finish off
their enemies had arrived!

But be careful, you two.

Don't rush in. Hide and wait.

It's still too soon to move in.

Three of them are knocked out,
but Jotaro's still conscious.

He's about to get up!

Jotaro wasn't hit directly.

That was a close one.

If we had crept up to him,
he could've attacked us.

He's looking for me.

He's wondering why I split

instead of blowing
his head straight off.

We're gonna beat 'em right,
Mondatta?

We've made it this far.
I have to win whatever it takes.

You're with me right, Mondatta?

Yeah.

We're almost there.

So Mondatta, what do we gotta do next
to k*ll these guys?

Your comic's predictions
are % accurate.

I believe you!

I'll do whatever I have to.

If it tells me to stick my fingers
up something, I'll do it.

If it tells me to eat crap,
I'll eat it.

I have to win!

There... it is!

It finally appeared, yes.

-The final prediction!
-What?

Here we go! Hol Horse's
next attack will be his last!

Hol Horse came across
two plumbers repairing drainpipes.

Then he paid them
to open one of the pipes.

If Hol Horse fires
all of his b*ll*ts into that pipe

at exactly twelve noon...

Hey, looks like there was
a car accident around the corner.

Who cares? Let's finish this thing.

Here, hold this pipe.

Okay.

What happens
if I fire into the pipe?

Come on! Turn the page!

I fire my g*n into the pipe
and then what?

And the b*ll*ts flew out
the other end!

Ka-boom! Hol Horse's b*ll*ts
went right through Jotaro's skull!

Right smack in the middle
of his forehead!

Yes!

This is it, yes!

I've been waiting for this, yes.

This is what
I've been waiting for, yes.

That's great!

I mean, it looks great,
but hold on a sec!

What if we read it wrong?
Then we're toast!

Look at this page.

This is the prediction
from when your brother

tried to wipe out Jotaro.

But your brother was the one
who got blown up!

That's because my brother
transformed himself into Jotaro

without thinking, yes.

But you and I cannot
transform ourselves, yes.

That's right!
I don't have any disguise powers!

I couldn't even pretend
to be Jotaro.

Does that mean...

It does! Yes.

I can avenge my brother! Yes!

There's no way to misinterpret
this prophecy, yes.

If you sh**t your b*ll*ts
into this pipe,

Jotaro will die!

Yes!

But wait.

It said a time.

At the stroke of noon, wasn't it?

Wait, twelve o'clock sharp?

We have two minutes!

Don't panic.

All you have to do is aim your g*n
into the pipe and fire, yes.

You have plenty of time, yes.

It's fate.
It will happen.

I know. It's %!

I believe you. I believe you, but...

I'm under the g*n.

I gotta hustle!

Hey, you guys! Listen up.

Open that pipe!

Just do it!

Hey, who do you think
you're talking to?

Who the hell do you think you are?

You wanna die!
Hurry the hell up and open it!

Hol Horse, ordinary people
cannot see your Stand, yes.

The comic says
you pay them, yes.

Huh? Pay them?

Now only one minute
ten seconds left!

Okay, I'll pay you!

All right! I'm sorry!
I'll pay you to open it!

Please! Just open it!

Pay us? What a weirdo.

You'll pay us
just to open the pipe?

Then sure. Hand it over!

Right.

Hey, what's the problem?

I don't have any money!

That's right!
I left my wallet at the hotel.

Who is this guy?

Mondatta!

Remember, if you got lost?
I gave you some change just in case.

Give it to me. Hurry!

Yes.

We've got seconds. Faster!

Here's your change purse.
There's a lot of money.

Hey, one rolled behind the bricks.

It's just coins,
but there's a lot of them.

How much you think there is?

Looks like maybe pounds!
Hey, you're stepping on one.

-Oh, you're right.
-Pick the damn coins up later!

You can have it all!

Here you go, boys.
It's almost noon.

I made you some tea.

Take a load off
and have some lunch.

Oh, sounds good to me.

Listen, granny! I was here first!
Now scram!

Thanks, ma'am.

You sons of!
I said hurry up and open it!

Or I'll crack your heads open
with this rock!

Okay, it's open.

Out of the way!

Die, Jotaro!

I did it!
Just like the prediction said!

I shot 'em at the stroke of noon!

Go get him!

Wake up, old man.

I think I'll be okay.

Me too.
Just minor cuts and bruises.

But Polnareff is...

Someone get this damn block
off of me.

I won!

He's right in front of the pipe!

What?

Hey, hey.

Sorry, Jotaro.

I don't know
what Hol Horse was thinking,

but he stuck his fingers
right up my nose.

The guy's disgusting.

It still itches. Sorry.

My b*ll*ts!

They missed!

Mondatta!
What are you trying to pull?

What the hell is going on?

I don't know, yes.

My predictions are always true!
It's fate!

I can't believe it!

My predictions have never
ever been wrong, yes!

Look! Jotaro and the others
are still alive.

Not one b*llet hit any of them!

The prediction was totally wrong!

You little...

Tune in next time.

Now for the twelve o'clock news...

Huh?

What? It's noon now?

My watch!

It's fast!

That means I fired
the b*ll*ts too soon.

It's exactly noon!

What's gonna happen?

What's gonna happen now?

It can't be...

The prediction said the b*ll*ts would go
right through Jotaro's forehead

at the stroke of noon.

Hol Horse, the b*ll*ts are...

What's gonna happen next?

Hey, did you hear that?
I thought I heard someone scream.

I don't know what's going on,
but something's fishy.

This truck.

Let's get out of here
before the cops show up.

What the hell happened
to Hol Horse, anyway?

I don't know.

He disappeared for some reason.

Careful, Jotaro. Get away
from that pipe before you get soaked.

Is he dead?

No, but he's critical.

I have no idea what happened,

but looks like a b*llet
went through his forehead

and out the top of his head.

One centimeter lower,
and he would have been a goner.

He's a very lucky man.

My prediction was correct.

And this was Hol Horse's fate.

But that Jotaro,

how lucky can he be?

Both my brother and Hol Horse
lost to fate.

Master Dio is the only one
who can defeat him.

Zenyatta,

Hol Horse taught me
that revenge is just a big joke.

I'm going to forget about Jotaro.

From now on, I'm going to use
my prophetic powers

for our happiness
and for the happiness of others.

Maybe people will start to like us.

Maybe our future
will be a little brighter.

I'm sick of spending my life
cowering under a box,

afraid of everyone.

I learned a lot from this battle.

I'm coming home, Brother.

I'm coming home to Aswan,
to join you.

Sorry.
I kicked it without thinking.

I didn't mean to hit you.

Forgive me.

Wait, this dog...

I think I've seen him before,
but where?

This dog!
It couldn't be!

No!

Hey, by the way,
where'd that dumbass dog go?

Iggy?

I'm sure he's scrounging
for food somewhere.

I told you
that he wouldn't help us.

If people could change that easily,
life wouldn't be so hard.

Sure enough, Mondatta joined
Hol Horse in the hospital,

meeker than ever.

Ba-dum-tss!

Iggy hates being with others.

I was looking for you
because I have a request.

No doubt about it.
It's this mansion.

By the way, where'd Iggy go?

Good grief. I can't let a kid
who likes dogs die.