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02x38 - The Guardian of Hell, Pet Shop, Part 1

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure". Aired: October 6, 2012 - present.*
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JoJo, becomes involved in a battle against his stepbrother, Dio Brando, who is intent on taking control of the Joestar fortune.

02x38 - The Guardian of Hell, Pet Shop, Part 1

Post by bunniefuu »

Previously on
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure...

So the building
in the picture, huh?

I've been repairing roofs in Cairo
for over years,

and I've never seen
a place like this.

My daughter's much worse.

She has three, maybe four days.

I can feel it.

Dio is near.

Let's go.

We'll find him.
We'll talk to everyone we can.

Man, it's scorching out here today.

I haven't had a shower
in nearly two days.

It's ruining
my gorgeous good looks.

What's the matter, jerk? You have
some kind of problem with me?

Not too bright there, eh?

I'm telling you to move!

What's a foreigner like you doing
sitting here like some beggar?

Who told you to sit here?

Ah, you're a beggar
from a foreign land.

It isn't much, but...

Hey, this is...

You b*stard! How dare you?

This is supposed to be
my turf, damn it!

Your turf?

Polnareff!

Don't sit there.

Give that money to him.

So he's a beggar?

Excuse my friend.

He's not accustomed
to the rules of this town.

Well, why didn't you just tell me
you're a beggar?

Cause that's my shtick!
I'm a mute beggar!

There's a beggars'
association here.

Beggars have their own areas
where they are paid to sit and beg.

It may seem strange,

but their own rules help
keep everything in order.

Huh!

Tsk! You bruised my ego!

I wonder if I'll make more money

if I just disguise myself
as a foreign beggar.

Well, there's always tomorrow.

By the way,
I thought you looked familiar.

You're Avdol, the fortune teller.

I heard you fled to Japan
'cause someone was trying to k*ll you.

Actually,
I've been looking for you.

You know everything there is
to know about this area,

so I wanted to ask you a favor.

You'll be well rewarded.

We need to find this building.

And we're short on time.

Well, that's enough work
for one day.

I'll find that mansion in three hours.
Wait right there.

By the way, did anyone see Iggy?

EPISODE : THE GUARDIAN OF HELL,
PET SHOP, PART

It's a definite match.

That's the place.

And just in two hours.

There's nothing
I can't find in this city.

Huh?

Meanwhile,
Iggy thought to himself...

That bird is a Stand user
just like me.

It made that giant piece of ice
and k*lled 'em.

He's protecting that place.

It kills anyone
who gets close to the mansion.

And that bird's...

gonna come after me next!

From very early in their history,

the ancient Egyptians recognized
the prowess of the noble falcon

soaring high above the Nile valley.

They trained the bird
as their hunting partner,

and considered it
a representation of Horus,

guardian deity of the royal family.

Capable of spotting prey
several kilometers away,

the falcon's eye is symbolized
by the Eye of Horus,

an emblem of protection
and royal power.

This is Pet Shop,

wielder of the Stand Horus,
god of the sky.

Iggy wondered.

Looks like I just stumbled on
Dio's mansion,

that place Jotaro was looking for.

And it used its Stand to make

that giant hunk of ice.

It's a guard dog,
I mean a guard bird.

You've got to be kidding me!

I couldn't care less
about this Dio guy.

I was dragged here,

forced to be some ally
to the Joestars!

Like hell I'm gonna
fight this thing!

All I want is a little r-and-r,
a girl of my own,

and some place to settle down.
I don't wanna hurt anybody!

'Sides, if I fight this freakn bird,
what's in it for me?

I'm not putting my life
on the line here!

Time to play
the old "dumb dog" routine.

He'll never guess I have
anything to do with those guys!

Those eyes...

You can never tell
what a bird's thinking.

I bet my Stand could beat him.

Then again, there's a real good reason
I'm making a fool of myself.

I've got nothing to do with Jotaro
and those other guys!

Go back to your mansion,
you damn bird!

That bird.

What's with that bird?
It's not moving!

It's too late!

I'm gonna run it over!

What was that bird?

It flew under this car?
It's so low!

It didn't even try
to get out of the way.

It dove right under.

Crazy b*stard!

Looks like he's lost
interest in me, for now.

Seems he attacks
only when someone tries to get inside.

Even so,
if Jotaro finds this place,

he'll have a hell of a time.

Well, that's their problem.

Tiny! Buch!

Where are you guys?

Hey, have you seen my two dogs?

They're Tiny and Buch.

Shut up! Don't ask me! I'm a dog.

I can't talk.
What are you stupid?

That collar!

That's Tiny's collar!

Why's his collar under the gate?

And there's blood on it!

Tiny and Buch?

Is he talking about those big dogs?

Tiny! Buch!

Hey, he better not...

He better not be thinking
about getting under that gate?

It'll m*rder him!

Tiny! Buch! Are you there?

This isn't my problem.

I don't really care
if some human kid dies.

Survival of the fittest,
as they say.

The stupid die.

And so do people
who don't think before they act.

I don't want any trouble.

So long, kid!

Tiny! Buch! Where are you?

Come back!

It's eating my precious dogs! No!

Good grief.

I do sorta have a soft spot

for kid dog lovers!

HORUS
PET SHOP

Tiny! Buch!

Damn it! Guess...

I'll have to take care of this.

The moment had finally come.

Pet Shop was on
to Iggy's Stand abilities.

Bring it on, bird!
I'll slaughter you!

A falcon can dive at speeds
of over kilometers per hour,

making it the fastest animal
on the planet.

It rips out its prey's vital organs
with razor-sharp talons,

and can precisely
target its victims,

even at its trademark speed.

What the?
Did he just smirk at me?

I thought I just saw the corners
of his beak creep up.

Birds can smile?

What the?

Something's majorly wrong.

The air, it's suddenly frigid.

Ice is coming out of the ground!

Crap!

I was too busy looking up.
My feet are stuck!

My Stand's feet are stuck too!

Crap!

Icicles?

Come on, Avdol.

Do you really think that guy
can find Dio's mansion?

If not, no one can.

No one knows Cairo's complex maze
of streets better than he does.

Be patient. Have faith.

You say that,

but we looked for three days,
with no luck.

I don't see how finding it in
three hours is remotely possible.

You're becoming tedious, Polnareff.

Could you try to gain
some composure?

Look we're all on edge.

All we can do now
is talk to the locals.

Jeez. To top it all off,
Iggy's nowhere to be seen.

Where the hell did
that stupid mutt run off to?

Iggy's a loner by nature.

I'm sure he's close by.
He'll show up eventually.

Aren't dogs supposed to light up
and wag their tails with glee

when they see humans?

And here we are stuck
with the little cynic.

I managed to get away.

That thing's ice took the skin
right off my paws.

Damn it!

I knew I should've let
that human kid fix his own problems.

That bird's Stand is no joke.

That was no ordinary ice.

He's not showing all his cards.

I better get the hell out of here.

Talk about holding a grudge!

Iggy disappeared.

Where did he go?

Damn it!

That b*stard doesn't hold back.

He's only a bird.

This place reeks,
but it'll have to do for now.

I have to keep quiet and hide out
down here until he gives up.

What's up with this bird?

Hey.

Don't underestimate me.

What, you think you just k*lled

is actually my shapeshifting Stand,
the Fool!

Gotcha! Bird brain!

Looks like you're losing
a lot of blood there.

You might wanna keep still.

I don't give a rat's a*s
about you or your master Dio.

Let's just call this a draw.

You got a few good hits on me
with those ice missiles,

so we're even, okay?

What the hell?

Does he think he's Bruce Lee
or something?

Hey! I said I'll stay away
from your boss's mansion!

Let's stop this already. Okay?

So that's what
your Stand looks like?

You stopped the bleeding
by freezing it?

Crap!

He blocked the exit with ice
when I wasn't looking!

The ice is coming this way!

sh*t!

It's starting to cover the tunnel!

I've got to get out of here!

It blocked this exit, too!

He's locked onto me!

He's insane!

He's not relentless!

He's a hunting machine!

And if he catches me,
he won't just k*ll me.

He'll eat me alive!

What? My foot!

I can't get my foot out!

-Man, this is really not my day!
-That stupid dog.

That birdbrain is really
pissing me off.

It wouldn't be strange
if there was a Stand user

in charge of guarding the mansion.

I'm gonna have to do this!

If I don't
he's going to k*ll me!