03x19 - Shigechi's Harvest, Part 2

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Sign: Budogaoka Bank

Sign: Great Year-End Lottery

Guy: Congratulations on your entry.

Guy: You've come just before the expiration date,

Guy: but you've indeed won the third place prize, five million yen.

Guy: Now, then... Here you go.

Guy: This is the promissory note for five million yen.

Sign: Morioh Station Branch

Guy: As it states on the paperwork, you'll be able to cash it in three days.

Sign: Promissory Note

Sign: Budogaoka Bank Morioh Station Branch

Total,Sign: Total

Sign: Please pay the amount stated above in exchange for this promissory note.

Oku: One, ten, hundred, thousand...

Josu: Th-There are six zeros...

Guy: Now, I do have one question...

Reception_Office,Sign: Reception Office

Guy: From which vendor did you gentlemen purchase this ticket?

Sniff, sniff.

Josu: Wh-Which?

Josu: Wh-Why do you want to know that?

Guy: Oh, it's just a formality.

Guy: You stupid little brats.

You won five million yen? That's too fishy.

Guy: I'm a very capable bank associate, and I smell something rotten here.

Guy: Or perhaps

Guy: there's a reason you'd rather not answer that question?

Guy: W-Well, of course we bought it in Morioh.

Guy: Oh? Well, that's bizarre...

Guy: There isn't a single lottery vendor in Morioh.

Josu: O-Oh, right...

Josu: It must have been when we went to S City.

Josu: We bought all kinds of things, so I don't remember that well...

Oku: I-I-I-I-I-It was a while back, too...

Guy: I just realized something bizarre...

Guy: On the other side of the lottery ticket,

Guy: there's a place to write your name and telephone number, and...

Ichiro_Morishita,Sign: Ichiro Morishita

Guy: Ichiro Morishita...

Guy: The name written here doesn't match any of your names.

Josu: N-Name?!

Oku: Phone number?!

Shige: That was written on the back?!

Josu: E-Er...

Guy: Well, well, well, well, this is truly bizarre.

Guy: This is your lottery ticket, isn't it?

Josu: Oh, yeah! Now I remember!

Josu: I wrote down my friend's number on that instead of a memo pad!

Guy: Oh! Is that so?

Guy: Then how about we give Mr. Ichiro Morishita a call?

Guy: We can also tell where

lottery tickets are purchased with the serial number here.

Guy: If Mr. Ichiro Morishita was the one who purchased this ticket

and remembers exactly where he bought it,

Guy: we'll then have to check this signature, too...

Guy: To see who this ticket belongs to.

Guy: Depending on the situation, we may have to turn it over to the police.

All: The police?!

Mori: Hello? This is Morishita.

Guy: Hello, I'm calling on behalf of Budogaoka Bank.

Guy: I wanted to inquire if Mr. Ichiro Morishita

had purchased the Great Year-End Lottery ticket.

Guy: Oh, I'm Ichiro Morishita, and yes, I bought one.

Mori: Yeah, I'm sure I bought one.

Guy: Yes! You stupid little brats!

My sense of smell was correct!

Guy: There's no way God would grant brats like you the winning ticket!

Morishita,Sign: Morishita

Guy: So you did! You bought a lottery ticket.

Mori: Yeah, I did.

Morishita_Ichiro,Sign: Morishita Ichiro

: But I bought like, ten, and none of them were winners.

Josu: I'm going to change just part of the signature...

Kinoshita_Ichiro,Sign: Kinoshita Ichiro

Guy: You see, Mr. Kinoshita, your lottery ticket...

Mori: Kinoshita? My name's Morishita.

Guy: Huh? But it said "Mori"! What? How strange...

Gu: Your phone number is - , correct, Mr. Kinoshita?

Mori: I told you my name's not Kinoshita, you foolishass!

Mori: It's Morishita!

Mr: Why are you wasting my time with this?

Mori: I threw them all away.

: Why don't you sell some winning tickets sometime?

Guy: P-Pardon me...

Gy: J-Just wait, you!

Phone: The number you are trying to reach is currently not in use.

Phone: Please confirm the number and try again...

Oku: A-Are you satisfied?

Guy: I-I-I'm terribly sorry for my rudeness.

Shige: Yay! It's my money!

Shige: I won this five million yen!

Oku: Hey, you promised that half of it would be ours, Shigechi!

Shige: Did I say that?

Oku: You're doing that again?!

Okku: Hey, Josuke! Why are you stopping me?!

Oku: You're not gonna let him get away with it again, are you?

Josu: No... This time, I'm not backing down, either!

Josu: There's no way you're getting away with this!

Oku: Well said, Josuke!

Of course you wouldn't back down!

It's only logical!

Josu: So now you don't want to split the money, Shigechi?

Josu: You realize this amount is way too much for that to fly, don't you?

Shige: Here.

Shige: This should be enough for you guys.

Shige: You didn't really do anything, after all.

Shige: I'll take pity on you because you're my friends.

Crush,Sfx: Crush

Oku: Why, you—

Josu: Hey, Okuyasu!

Oku: Give us the money, you foolishass!

Oku: You promised us half, so you're going to give us half!

Oku: Stop being greedy, you idiot!

Josu: You're always so quick to hit. Don't be rash.

Ku: When foolishasses don't get what you're saying, this is how you make them understand!

Josu: Are you hurt?

Josu: I'm sorry Okuyasu suddenly hit you.

Josu: But, Shigechi, let's not cause any trouble.

Josu: We're gonna hold onto the promissory note for the five million.

Josu: In three days, when it becomes cash,

Josu: let's split it evenly in half, like we discussed.

Oku: But, man, he's ridiculous.

Oku: I'm done hanging out with him.

Josu: But you know,

Josu: I think we should reflect on the fact that we thought about using him

to get some pocket money, too.

Oku: You dummy.

Josu: Huh?

Oku: I'm not gonna think of it like that.

Oku: The only reason he was able to get the five million was because of us.

Oku: If it was him alone, he could only get maybe tens of thousands.

Oku: But he's getting . million on his own.

Both: . million!

Both: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

Both: yes, yes, yes, yes!

Harv: Like I'll give it to you.

Harv: Like I'll give it to you!

Harv: I heard everything, !

Harv: I won't give you guys even one yen!

Harv: We got that five million because of my Harvest!

Shige: You're no match for my Harvest!

Shiige: You wanna see proof?

You want to see some solid proof?

Shige: I'll show you!

Ow!

Oku: villain!

JoJo-overlap,Josu: No! The promissory note for the five million!

Oku: You're underestimating us, you little punk!

Shige: If you keep chasing me,

Shige: I'll k*ll you.

Josu: Shigechi...

Okku: You're gonna k*ll us, you backstabbing villain?

Oku: You'd better be prepared to die if you're gonna bring out your Stand against us!

Oku: W-Wait, Josuke...

Josu: What's wrong?

Oku: What's this sensation?

Oku: M-My legs...

Oku: are itching really bad.

Josu: Itching? At a time like this?

Oku: They itch really bad!

Oku: My whole body itches!

Oku: Wh-What is this?!

Josu: Lift up your pants, Okuyasu! Hurry!

Oku: What?!

Oku: They're inside my pants!

Josu: I-It's no use!

Knocking off two or three of them won't damage him at all!

Oku: !

Oku: He's running away!

Josu: I-I'm starting to get really annoyed.

Oku: I've already been super annoyed!

Josu: We're not letting you get away, five million!

Oku: Now he's totally made enemies of the Okuyasu-Josuke duo!

Sign bot: Shi

Sign bot: Shin

Sign bot: Shinin

Sign bot: Shining

Sign bot: Shining D

Sign bot: Shining Di

Sign bot: Shining Dia

Sign bot: Shining Diamo

Sign bot: Shining Diamon

Sign bot: Shining Diamond

Sign top: Jo

Sign top: Josuke

Sign top: Josuke Higashi

Sign top: Josuke Higashikata

Oku: ! How dare he make a fool of the great Okuyasu?!

I'm gonna beat him to death!

Josu: He must be really foolish to be greedy enough

to take the whole five million.

Oku: You stupid fatty!

You think you can run with a body like that?!

Oku: See? That's what you get, moron!

Oku: H-He keeps summoning Harvests under him like a caterpillar track,

Oku: or like a bucket relay!

Jojsu: What? He's ridiculously fast!

Oku: He may be a simpleton, but he's pretty clever.

Oku: Are they like his natural instincts?

Oku: Crap! We're gonna lose him!

Josu: Calm down.

Josu: We just need to

Josu: have our Stands lift our bodies in the same way he is, and climb up!

Ooku: I get it!

Shige: My five million...

Josu: You actually think you can get away from us, Shigechi?

Oku: Bring it on!

Oku: I'll carefully pop your Harvests, one by one!

Shige: My Harvest is amazing.

Shige: It'll gather anything!

Shige: Even screws holding pipes together.

Shige: Even bolts!

Josu: If you want to talk about amazing, there's also my Shining Diamond!

Josu: Heya.

Oku: I'm still super annoyed, but right now, I'm still willing to forgive you.

Oku: I'll just hit you two or three times!

Josu: Come on, give us the promissory note for the five million, Shigechi.

Shige: I told you...

Shige: If you came after me,

I'd k*ll you.

Josu: Wh-What?

Josu: My hands...

That hurt...

Josu: I can't stand! Okuyasu, be careful!

Josu: He did something to me!

Josu: O-Okuyasu, you too?

Shige: You still haven't figured it out?

You guys are drunk!

Josu: A-Alcohol?!

Liquor,Sign: Liquor

Shige: My harvest gathers anything!

Shige: It brought some alcohol from the liquor store earlier,

Shige: then injected it into your bodies!

Shige: Right into your veins!

Josu: Wh-What?!

Both: You!

Shige: When you inject alcohol into your veins,

even a tiny amount will get you really drunk!

Josu: C-Come to think of it,

I've heard that alcohol is in the same group as anesthetics...

Josu: Th-That one... m-might be pretty smart...

Josu: Or it might be his natural instincts.

Oku: I-I'm gonna m*rder him!

Oku: There's no way we're gonna lose just because we're drunk!

Oku: M-My eye!

Oku: Josuke, hurry and fix it!

Josu: W-Wait, Okuyasu!

Shige: You guys had the nerve to

call me unreasonable and other things earlier, didn't you?

Shige: I'll show you what happens when you underestimate me!

Josu: D-!

Josu: You have the nerve to get cocky after you're the one who broke your promise?

Josu: I'm seriously going to get annoyed!

Josu: There's no telling what I'll do then!

Shige: Shut your stupid mouth, Josuke!

Shige: Your Stands' powers are nothing!

Shiige: You guys are useless!

Shige: Make demands once you have even half of Harvest's power!

Oku: Josuke, close your eyes!

Oku: Josuke!

Shige: , so close!

Shige: But it's no use closing your eyes.

Shige: Harvest can get anything!

Shige: It can rip off your eyelids and pry out your eyeballs!

Oku: All right, Shigechi, stop!

Forgive us already! It was all our fault.

Shige: Oh? You're apologizing?

Josu: it, you little punk!

Shige: Oh? Okuyasu, it doesn't seem like Josuke feels that way.

Oku: I-I'll give him a talking-to!

Oku: Just let us off the hook with this!

Okku: This is the , yen you gave me and the rest of my money.

Oku: Let us off the hook with this.

Oku: Who's going to fix my eye if Josuke gets k*lled?

Josu: O-Okuyasu...

Shige: Oh, yeah! I just remembered!

Shige: I felt really bad for you guys, and gave you more than , yen!

Oku: Here, take this, and please forgive us.

Josu: I get it, Okuyasu!

Josu: Just like baiting a tanuki with food and catching it,

Josu: you're trying to lure him over with cash to defeat him!

Josu: I totally got what you're thinking!

Shige: Okuyasu, being honest like that is very favorable with me.

Shie: There, there.

Shige: Hey, wait a sec.

Shige: Okuyasu, you aren't trying to trick me by luring me

closer with money so you can attack me with your Stand, are you?

Shige: Ah! So you are!

Shige: Did you really think I'd fall for that?

Shige: You really thought I was that stupid?

I won't forgive you anymore!

Oku: That's fine, if you don't forgive us.

Oku: But it's too late.

Don't you realize that you're already in The Hand's range?

Oku: I'm going to scrape away space

Oku: and make it

Oku: teleport!

Josu: We got it back.

Shigee: Got it back?

Wh-What are you talking about?

Shige: I'll just easily take it back...

Josu: You don't seem to realize, Shigechi,

Josu: that you have no chance of winning now.

Shige: The five million!

Shige: What are you doing?!

Shige: Inconceivable! Inconceivable!

Shige: Stop!

Shige: Why would you do that?!

Shig: Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable!

Shige: That's five million yen!

Josu: Basically, just try and injure or k*ll us.

Josu: The only one that can fix this note is my Shining Diamond...

Josu: So there's no way you can win.

Shige: Oh... I-I see! Conceivable!

Josu: And what happens next certifies your loss.

Shige: H-Huh? Again, inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable! Inconceivable!

Shie: What are you doing?!

Shige: Pick them all up, Harvest!

Josu: Looks like you don't realize that

Josu: the fact that you're having Harvest go pick them up

means that you've lost.

Ku: So now who's going to protect you from these two drunks right here?

Shige: Oh, conceivable...

Smash,Sfx: Smash

Oku: We did it.

Josu: Now, Shigechi...

Josu: Why don't we review something very simple?

Josu: The one that collects all the pieces is your Harvest,

Josu: and whose Stand is the one that will put them back together?

Hm?

Josu: Who is it?

Who's going to fix it with their Shining Diamond?

Shige: J-Josuke...

Whack_Whack,Sfx: Whack Whack

Josu: Josuke? Did you just address me so casually?

Shige: M-Mr. Josuke!

Josu: That's right, it's Mr. Josuke.

Josu: But who was the one who just took back the promissory note from you?

Say his name.

Shige: O-Okuyasu...

Shige: Mr. Okuyasu!

Josu: Well done. That's a good boy.

Josu: All right, next, let's do a little calculation.

Josu: How should we split the five million?

Josu: How would we split it so that no one feels slighted?

Shige: H-Half is fine...

Josu: In half?

You realize now that there are three of us here, don't you?

Josu: So isn't half a bit off?

Josu: That doesn't really add up at all.

Both: Hello?

Shige: I-It'd be a third...

Shige: Th-That's right...

If it was just me, I'd only be able to gather.

Shige: I-I was wrong.

Shige: We all found this lottery ticket.

Shige: We wouldn't have gotten it without the three of us.

Shige: I...

I realize that now. I was blinded by greed.

Shige: Let's split it up evenly, so no one is slighted.

Bam,Sfx: B{\c&H D &}a{\c&H BC F &}m

Josu: Yes!

Shige: B-Bills!

Oku: I-It's five million yen!

Guy: Please consider depositing it into our Budogaoka Bank for peace of mind.

Josu: Of course!

Oku: We finally did it! It's like a dream!

Shige: Wait... Splitting it up evenly so no one is slighted, huh?

Shige: Huh? This is weird.

If we're going to split it up evenly,

isn't it unfair if we don't include the number of Stands we have?

Shige: If we consider that my Stand, Harvest, is about ,

Shige: then we should split it to and .

Shige: Don't you think so?

Josu: You little villain!

Oku: You're seriously going to argue about this again?

It's never going to end, you foolishass!

Shige: O-One third is fine!

Josuke_Higashika,Sign: Josuke Higashikata – Money Currently in Possession – , , yen

Nar: It's a bit unforgivable for first-years in high school to have this much, but...

Nar: To be continued!