03x37 - Crazy D (Diamond) is Unbreakable, Part 1 / Shining D (Diamond) is Unbreakable, Part 1

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Kira: What unbelievable luck!

Kira: If that coffee hadn't spilled this morning...

Haya: How... How is that possible? I...

Kira: You brat...

Kira: To think that you knew about Stray Cat, as well!

Kira: I guess it's futile.

Kira: So long as I don't undo Bites the Dust, it'll keep automatically protecting you.

Haya: I... I failed!

Haya: I-It's almost time!

Kira: The fact that you tried to k*ll me using Stray Cat's air b*ll*ts...

Kira: Hayato, you wouldn't have come up with that idea

JoJo-main: ,if you hadn't repeated this morning three, no, four times.

Kira: And the fact that you've returned for the fourth time...

Kira: It means that Bites the Dust's fate

Kira: is to blow up not only Rohan,

Kira: but another one of his friends, as well.

Kira: That means you must have told people other than Rohan about me.

Kira: No... Perhaps you were just asked about me.

JoJo-main: ,Who did you k*ll?

Kira: Hm? Was there a shrimp named Koichi?

Kira: What about Jotaro Kujo?

JoJo-main: ,I'd be very happy if he were to die.

Haya: E-Everything's over...

Kira: Letting you return to this morning again is dangerous.

Kira: Because I'll be attacked again.

Kira: Once the others die, I'll undo Bites the Dust for a short while.

Kira: Bites the Dust is invincible!

Kira: Luck is on the side of Yoshikage Kira!

Haya: That name... The name you said just now...

Kira: Oh, did I just say my real name?

Kira: Yes, my name is Yoshikage Kira.

Kira: I don't care if you tell that to anyone.

Kira: By the way, what time is it?

Haya: I...

Haya: I didn't tell anyone.

Haya: I never said a single word to anyone about you in the first place.

Haya: I only made a phone call.

Haya: He said that he overslept and was late,

Haya: so I found his number and woke him up.

Haya: I made a call from the house this morning. That's all!

Haya: You're the one who said it.

JoJo-main: ,You're the one who said it yourself!

Haya: I was just waiting.

JoJo-main: ,I was just waiting for him to hurry up and get here without oversleeping!

JoJo-MainTitle,Sign: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

JoJo-MainTitle,Sign: Diamond is Unbreakable

JoJo-EpTitle,Sign: Episode Shining D (Diamond) is Unbreakable, Part

Oku: Hey, Josuke.

Oku: We're gonna be on time to meet up with everyone.

Josu: Hold it, Okuyasu!

Josu: I'm not sure if it's coincidence or fate,

Josu: but this guy just said a name that I can't believe I heard.

Kira: I-I-Impossible!

Josu: You said "Yoshikage Kira" just now, didn't you?

Oku: Huh? What?!

Kira: H-How could such a coincidence...

Haya: It's no coincidence!

Haya: It's not fate, either! This was a gamble!

Haya: I made a gamble!

Haya: And he came!

Josu: I know I heard you say it!

JoJo-main: ,You definitely just said that name!

Kira: It can't be...

Josu: You!

Josu: If you just coincidentally have the same name as him,

JoJo-main: ,I can fix your wounds at any time.

Oku: H-He's Yoshikage Kira?

Ia: Th-That's impossible... You brat!

Kira: H-How could this be?

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,I need to undo Bites the Dust and protect myself!

Kira: Return, Deadly Queen!

Roha: Cold... The rain is going down my back.

Roha: Honestly, does no one show up on time?

Roha: Oh?

Roh: That's Koichi and Jotaro.

Haya: Yes! I made it in time! I won against fate!

Kira: I don't need any intense joy.

Kira: But I didn't want any deep despair, either....

JoJo-main: ,My goal was to live a peaceful life, like a plant.

Josu: You've shown yourself!

JoJo-main: ,Now I'll make sure your face doesn't look so peaceful.

Oku: I guess this picture that Rohan took was an instant jackpot.

Josu: Looks like it wasn't coincidence that we ran into him, Okuyasu.

Josu: I don't know the details,

JoJo-main: ,but since he gave his realname to Hayato Kawajiri,

Josu: we may have gotten here just in the nick of time.

Kira: Just so you know, I wasn't running away from you.

Kira: If I wanted to k*ll you all, I could have done so at any time.

Kira: The reason I didn't was just because I don't like fighting.

Kira: Strife is the exact opposite

JoJo-main: ,of the peaceful life that I aim for, so I hate it.

Kira: It's easy to win one battle,

Kira: but then you accumulate stress for your next battle.

Kira: It's a foolish thing to do.

Kia: Fighting with others is a sad and endless process.

Josu: We were coming after you because you k*lled Shigechi, you foolishass!

Oku: A pig villain like you whose hobby is to k*ll people

JoJo-main: ,doesn't have the right to talk about what he wants to do, you dip!

Oku: Be careful, Josuke!

JoJo-main: ,Don't touch that Deadly Queen's hand.

Kira: That's the only reason I didn't dispose of you all.

Kira: You're the only three destroying my peace right now.

Kira: I have no choice but to fight the ones who find out my identity.

Oku: Hey, get behind us, Hayato Kawajiri.

Kira: Shining Diamond's range is - meters,

Kira: and it has the ability to fix anything that's been destroyed.

Josu: I won't need to use that ability against you!

JoJo-main: ,I'm just gonna kick your a*s!

Oku: Josuke!

Josu: Dora.

Kira: He's strong...

Haya: Yes! I can't see it, b-but that's amazing!

Haya: Kira just spit blood and went flying!

Josu: You're moving way too slow, Deadly Queen!

Josu: I guess yearning for a peaceful life has left you lacking in motivation.

Josu: Looks like your Stand isn't cut out for one-on-one battles.

Oku: Josuke, don't let your guard down just because he's slow!

Oku: If it's best to fight him without touching him,

JoJo-main: ,it'd be better to use my Stand, The Hand.

Oku: Bring it!

Kira: Scraping away space to teleport, eh?

Kira: I attacked Josuke, but now the direction of my attack has turned...

Kira: Toward you.

Haya: I-Inside my backpack...

Oku: What?!

Kira: Though I guess it worked out.

JoJo-main: ,It still hit right on the dot, despite being the first time I've used it.

Oku: I-I wasn't touched... I-I wasn't even touched...

Oku: The air... The air breathed fire!

Josu: Okuyasu!

Haya: Th-The air... breathed fire?

JoJo-main: ,The air...

Kira: The reason I kept that thing around was for this.

Kia: I can use Stray Cat's ability to control the air for Deadly Queen's explosions.

Kira: Hayato, You brought it for me!

Haya: Invisible air and an unstoppable expl*si*n!

Haya: Could any two things in this world be more compatible than that?

Haya: He was keeping it just for this purpose...

Haya: And I'm the one who brought it here!

Kira: I said that it appears luck is on my side, didn't I?

Kira: In Japanese, "fate" is written with characters meaning "luck that brings life."

Kira: How fitting.

Signtop: The

Signtop: The Ha

Signtop: The Han

Signtop: The Hand

Signbot: Oku

Signbot: Okuyasu

Signbot: Okuyasu Niji

Signbot: Okuyasu Nijimura

Koi: Is something wrong, Jotaro?

Jojo: No, it's nothing.

JoJo-main: ,I just thought the rain sounded like Josuke's voice.

Roha: I'm sure he overslept.

Roah: If he doesn't show up in the next five minutes,

Roha: I'm going to head to Hayato Kawajiri's school without them.

Josu: I'll fix you right now, Okuyasu!

Kia: That's not going to happen.

Kira: Because I'm going to blow you away first.

Haya: It launched air like a b*llet!

JoJo-main: ,And he turned that air into a b*mb!

Haya: It's coming! You've got to run away!

Haya: You can't see it?

JoJo-main: ,It's that area that looks distorted!

Haya: I-It's going to hit!

Haya: Fix?

JoJo-main: ,He's trying to use that ability to fix Okuyasu...

Kira: The ability to fix things...

Kira: To think it's so fast that you were able to create a wall from the broken slate.

Haya: I-It's sh**ting again!

Haya: I-It's coming!

Kira: Presumptions are more terrifying than anything else.

Kira: Especially when you'reunder the impression that

JoJo-main: ,your strengths or abilities are impressive.

Haya: I-It's starting to come through!

Haya: Even though it came in contact with it, it didn't explode!

Kira: Hmph. I thought it might blow his head off,

JoJo-main: ,but it appears that the expl*si*n was a bit shallow.

Kira: Deadly Queen's explosions aren't limited only to things it touches.

Kira: That would be a presumption.

Kira: It can explode at any given distance.

Kia: No matter where you might hide,

Kira: or how fast you might try to guard yourself with a wall or metal plate,

Kiira: it can go right through and explode freely!

Kira: You cannot run anymore.

Kira: Die!

Haya: It's no use! There's no way to dodge it!

Josu: I can't run?

JoJo-main: ,I have no intention of running away...

Josu: And I haven't from the beginning.

Josu: Then I wouldn't be able to fix Okuyasu!

Haya: He's heading toward it?!

Haya: I-It went through!

Josu: You can make it explode at any distance?

Josu: Looks like there's an exception to that.

Josu: If I happen to explode when I'm close to you, Kira,

Josu: you're not going to be safe, are you?!

Josu: All right, Okuyasu. Now I can fix you.

Haya: Don't touch him!

Haya: I think... he might have just used Okuyasu's body and...

Kira: that Hayato...

Josu: Impossible...

Josu: I didn't see Deadly Queen touch Okuyasu.

Josu: How can you tell, Hayato Kawajiri?!

JoJo-main: ,You're not a Stand user!

Haya: I can tell!

JoJo-main: ,I've lived in the same house as him until this morning!

Haya: I can tell by his expressions!

JoJo-main: ,It touched him without us noticing!

Haya: There's no doubt!

JoJo-main: ,Okuyasu's body's been turned into a b*mb!

Josu: Yoshikage Kira!

Kira: I'm not sure...

Kira: Since you were charging toward me,

JoJo-main: ,I'm not sure if I was actually able to touch Okuyasu or not.

Kira: It all happened so fast.

JoJo-main: ,Should I just try pushing the button?

Josu: D-Don't, Yoshikage Kira!

Josu: Hurry up and sh**t the next air b*llet!

JoJo-main: ,sh**t it at me, !

Kira: There's really no need to rush into attacking you right now.

Kira: Josuke Higashikata, I lose nothing by deciding whether to attack or not

JoJo-main: ,based on your movements.

Kira: There's a chance that Okuyasu wasn't turned into a b*mb.

Kira: You might be able to fix him with Shining Diamond.

Kira: This might be too forward of me,

JoJo-main: ,but there's only one way to save Okuyasu's life in this situation...

Kira: And that's for you to touch him and fix him.

Kira: Even if I turned him into a b*mb, if you touch him using Shining Diamond,

Kira: you might die from the expl*si*n, but Okuyasu won't.

Kira: If you were to sacrifice yourself,

JoJo-main: ,you'd at least be able to fix your best friend's wounds, wouldn't you?

Haya: D-Don't touch him!

Kira: I'll wait until you make your decision.

Kira: You can decide whether you're going to touch your best friend and fix him,

JoJo-main: ,or come after me.

Kira: I'll wait as long as it takes for you to make your decision,

JoJo-main: ,but I guess there's no way you'll touch him,

JoJo-main: ,even if he is your precious best friend...

Haya: I have proof that you shouldn't touch him!

Haya: I'm sure he can't control more than one b*mb at a time!

Haya: Once he's used his expl*sive ability,

JoJo-main: ,he can't create the next b*mb until the first one has gone off.

Haya: As proof, he could be sh**ting off tons of bombs,

JoJo-main: ,but he's only shot off one at a time!

Haya: He changed Okuyasu into a b*mb, so he can't sh**t now!

Josu: What are you trying to say?

Haya: I'm telling you that there's a way to save Okuyasu-san!

JoJo-main: ,And for that...

Kira: Deadly Queen, switch on the b*mb.

Haya: I just need to touch him!

Josu: What?!

Josu: H-Hayato, you...

Josu: All right! Shining Diamond!

Josu: You're insane, Hayato Kawajiri... You've got some guts.

Josu: Are you really a grade-schooler, kid?

Haya: If I wasn't expecting you to use your ability to f-fix things, I couldn't do it.

Haya: Besides, you can't die.

Haya: If you die, he can easily k*ll me, and then he'll be free.

Haya: He'll eventually k*ll my mom, too...

JoJo-main: ,and other people in this town again!

Kira: No, you'll die.

Kira: To think that your ability to fix things

JoJo-main: ,is so powerful that it can fix what I've blown up instantaneously...

Kira: I've just been reminded that it's the most troublesome ability to have against me.

Kira: Deadly Queen!

Haya: Josuke, he's firing!

Kira: I'll detonate it upon impact so you can't put your guard up.

Kira: However, since there's a chance you'll dodge it if it detonates on impact,

Kira: I shot a small one so it'd be hard to see.

Kira: I wonder if you can dodge it while

JoJo-main: ,holding Okuyasu, and with debris from the expl*si*n stuck in your wounds...

Haya: Hurry up and run, Josuke!

Haya: If the expl*si*n so much as grazesyou next time, it'll be fatal!

Josu: Okuyasu! I fixed your wounds.

JoJo-main: ,Wake up, Okuyasu!

Haya: Hurry and move! He's going to get you!

Kira: Eight meters until impact.

Josu: Come on, you can wake up now!

JoJo-main: ,You're totally fine now, Okuyasu!

Haya: Josuke!

Kia: Just seven more meters.

Josu: Just open your eyes, Okuyasu! Hey!

Josu: Hey, Okuyasu! Hurry up and open your eyes!

Josu: Hey! Let's work together like we always do and kick his a*s!

Haya: Josuke...

Kira: I'm going to place that b*mb right under his nose,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,as precise as one of Joe Montana's touchdown passes,

Kira: and then detonate it from there.

Kira: Four meters until impact.

Haya: L-Let go! If you don't run, you'll be hit head-on!

Haya: Okuyasu is... Okuyasu is already...

Josu: Shut up!

JoJo-main: ,You need to hurry up and run away yourself, kid!

Kira: Two more meters until impact.

Kira: The expl*si*n will cover approximately a three-meter radius.

Haya: I see it! It's about two meters in front of you!

Haya: Hurry up and run away!

JoJo-main: ,Okuyasu... Okuyasu is already dead!

Josu: He's not dead!

Josu: Okuyasu is fixed!

JoJo-main: ,He's going to open his eyes!

Kira: I'll get it one meter closer and then push the button.

Haya: Josuke!

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Haya: Th-The air b*llet was split by a knife of blood!

Haya: Did the blood flowing through Josuke

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,just fly out with immense power and cut it like a knife?

Haya: That's it! Just like when I stabbed it with

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,the needle from the compass in the attic,

JoJo-internal/narrator: ,the air from the cat weed shrank!

Kira: He used the blood from his wound like a water pressure cutter

Kia: to cut through it...

Ka: But I wonder about the air b*llet.

Haya: It didn't shrink! It's heading toward you!

Kira: An air b*llet that's become a b*mb is

JoJo-main: ,kept stable by Deadly Queen's abilities.

Kira: That's why it won't shrivel!

JoJo-main: ,No matter if you try to crush it or cut it into pieces,

JoJo-main: ,the b*mb ability won't go away!

Kira: It'll detonate as soon as you touch it.

Kira: All right, impact.

Haya: Huh? H-His body...

Haya: is floating?

Kira: Detonate!

Haya: No, it's not floating...

Josu: I can't fix my own wounds with Shining Diamond's abilities,

Josu: but if it's debris from the road

JoJo-main: ,that got into my wound in the first expl*si*n...

Josu: I can fix that!

Haya: Th-The piece of the road that was in his wound pulled his body!

Josu: I don't have a choice.

JoJo-main: ,It's someone else's house, but we're going to run in here, Hayato.

Haya: P-Please leave Okuyasu behind.

Haya: If you're holding Okuyasu, you'll be k*lled!

Haya: He'll catch up and he'll get you!

Josu: Would you just shut up, Hayato?

Josu: Okuyasu and I get along great. He's my friend!

Haya: That's not what I'm talking about!

JoJo-main: ,When you fixed Okuyasu's wounds, he was already dea—

Josu: Stop!

Josu: Don't. Don't you dare say any more.

Haya: Think about defeating him!

Kira: I don't like it...

Kira: If he didn't have that ability to fix things,

JoJo-main: ,my bombs would be invincible.

Kira: The most terrifying thing getting in the way of my peace of mind isn't Jotaro.

Kira: It's him!

Kia: Josuke Higashikata!