01x43 - Simons Are Forever

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Chef: All right, everybody sit down.

Chef says, sit down!

Simon says, sit down.

Now stand!

- Wait! No! - Sorry, Cody.

Simon says, you're out.

- Awww... - Hmm.

- I love "Simon Says"!

- I don't like following orders.

But I like losing even less.

I'm gonna win this thing. - Who are you kidding?

Izzy's won every Simon Says game

we've ever played.

When that girl gets in the zone,

she is unstoppable.

- We'll see.

- Hmph!

Chef: Simon says, stand on your head.

- Ow. (Buzzer sounds)

- Simon says, turn around.

(Buzzer sounds)

Simon says, do the splits!

(Thuds) (Buzzer sounds)

Okay, Simon says, clear the field.

Time to take things up a notch.

- I got this! I can feel it.

- Simon says, be a monkey.

(Monkey sounds)

- Simon says, be a chicken!

(Squawking)

- Simon says, be a cat!

- Meow. - Hiss!

- Simon be a bat!

(Duncan and Leshawna gasp)

(Buzzer sounds)

Chef: Simon says Duncan and Leshawna are out!

- What?! That's not fair!

- You said Simon!

- But I didn't say "Simon says".

Now go sit with the other losers.

I'm kidding, you played great. And lost.

Go sit.

- What is her secret?

- I've always felt that the way to win Simon Says

is to always do...

what Simon says.

Did I just blow your mind?

- Well done, Izzy.

That's games of Simon Says,

and you've never been eliminated.

Who wants to see Izzy eliminated?!

Kids: (Grumbling, cheering) Yeah! Do it!

- Simon says, touch your nose with your tongue.

Simon says, roll your eyes in opposite directions.

Simon says, hover.

(Angelic music) Whoa!

She's good!

But old Chef's still got a few tricks up his sleeve!

Simon says, do a double-quad,

triple twisting front flip

into a perfect one-legged stork landing!

All: (Gasp) - Whoa!

- Gah! Huh?

- (Chirping) Aah!

(All gasp)

- Well, I'm all out of ideas.

Great job, Izzy! Game over.

It's snack time.

- How did Izzy not get eliminated?!

- I know! That was all kinds of crazy.

Hey, where is she, anyway?

- What is she doing?

- It looks like she's still playing Simon Says.

Uh, hey Izzy, what'cha doin'?

- Playing Simon Says. And winning.

- You do know that Chef ended the game, right?

- Ha! No! He said, "game over,"

not, "Simon says, game over."

- Is she being serious?

- I think so. But let's see.

So uh, Chef asked Leshawna and I

to continue the game for him, so...

Simon says, put your foot down.

- Phew, thank you, my leg was getting tired!

- Simon says, put it back up.

- Awwwww, man!

- We'll be right back.

Um, yeah, Simon says, talk to yourself.

- Hey, remember when we had breakfast?

You were there too? I was! Hahahaha!

- Do you know what this means?

All we have to do is say, Simon says, and...

- Izzy'll do whatever we say!

Let's start small.

Simon says, get me a juice box.

- Hey! My juice box!

- Simon says, make that grape-flavoured.

Cody: Hey! My other juice box!

- Simon says, with a crazy straw.

Simon says, crazier.

(Leshawna slurps) - My turn!

Simon says, get me some fizzy rocks.

(Gasps) Gimme!

Mmph!

(Fireworks pop)

- Ooh! Aah!

- (Laughs) Nice!

Okay, Simon says,

get me pounds of fizzy rocks.

- You know if you eat all those fizzy rocks,

you'll barf for years, right?

- They're not for me; they're for the toilet.

- Oh! Simon says, you heard the man,

flush those down the toilet.

(Toilet flushes)

- I just gotta say, I'm liking this way more

than normal Simon Says. Haha!

- Thanks! Simon says, high five!

(Water rushes) Woo! Weeeee! Ha ha!

- Aah!

(Gurgling)

- Sounds like someone flushed ,

no, pounds of fizzy rocks down the toilet!

- Cool! - Awesome!

- Oh! Uh-oh. Simon says, make it look like

someone else did it.

- You got it! - Whoa!

- Cody? Did you tape fizzy rocks to yourself,

and fall into the toilet?

- I did what?!

- (Sighs) I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

And pretty mad.

- (Laughs) That was great!

What are we gonna do next, Duncan?

Duncan?

- Simon says, help dig my escape tunnel!

I'm finally gonna ditch this dump!

(Metal clanging)

- Izzy, that's a sewer pipe! Go around it.

Go around it!

Aaaah! Ugh!

Why didn't you go around it?!

- 'Cause you didn't say "Simon says!"

- Aah! S-sewer gator! Aaaaah!

Simon says, wrestle the gator!

Izzy: Oof! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oof!

- Aaaaaaah!

- Duncan, did you wrestle that sewer gator all by yourself?

Nice! You get a gold star today.

- Phew! Leshawna: There you are!

What are you doing hogging Izzy all to yourself?!

- You answered your own question.

Hogging Izzy all to myself.

- Grrr!

Izzy, Simon says, come with me.

(Slurping)

Wow! You did an amazing job

building my dream sandcastle!

- Thanks! The sand planks were the hardest part!

- I'm gonna check out the rooftop patio!

Aw yeah, this is the life I was meant to have.

Duncan: Are you kidding me?

This is the life I'm supposed to have!

- There's only enough room for one castle in this sandbox,

and it's mine.

- But I want one, too!

Hey, am I sinking?

Is this quicksand?!

- Uh, I didn't ask for quicksand.

- You said Simon says, build me my dream sandcastle.

So I added a moat made of quicksand

to keep out the riffraff. I know how you dream.

- Well, Duncan, guess I'm the queen of the castle,

and you're the dirty rascal. - Yeah?!

Izzy, let's make her fairytale even more fun.

Simon says, make a fire-breathing dragon

attack her castle!

- Pfft! Simon says, go ahead and try.

There's no such thing as dragons.

- Hello. I don't know why I'm here.

A dragon costume! Cool!

(Kettle whistling sound) - Uh oh!

- Aaaah!

Aah! Water! This dragon needs w-water!

- Here, Owen. (Owen whimpers)

- This isn't good.

Owen: (Echoing belch)

Ugh. Ah...

Heh heh...

Uh oh.

Now I think the fire's coming out the other end!

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aah! Ooh! Oh!

- (Laughing)

Okay, now it's my turn to get a castle.

- Oh, no!

You sic a beast on me, I sic a beast on you!

When you least expect it!

- Birdseed? What's the deal?

- Yah-yaiiii!

(Bird cries)

- Aaaaah! Get him off me!

- You didn't say...

- Simon says, get him off me!

And onto Leshawna!

- Wait!

(Rope whooshes)

Simon says, aaaaaah!

Whoaaaaaa!

Aaaaaah!

Simon says, cut me loose!

(Rope snaps) Oof!

- That was awesome!

- Simon says, give Duncan a super deluxe underdog!

- Uh, not so awesome!

(Whooshes, chain rattles)

Ugh! Simon says,

give Leshawna a super deluxe underdog!

(Whooshes, chain rattles)

- Oh, real original.

Simon says, get Duncan!

- No! Simon says, get Leshawna!

- How?

Both: Simon says, use your imagination!

- Hm. Roger dodger, your target is marked.

Please proceed. (Voice on radio confirms)

- Proceed to what?

- Target? - Wait for it.

(Jet rumbles, m*ssile whooshes)

- (Gasps)

- Aaaaaah! - I don't wanna play this!

Ohhhh! Whoa!

(Electricity crackles)

- Simon says, stop!

It is I, Simon!

- Simon who? - Simon Says.

- Simon says what? - Ugh, come on.

I'm the Simon,

the real Simon, of Simon says!

All: (Gasp)

- Ooh!

Why didn't you say so?

- (Slap) Hmph!

You have misused the power of Simon Says!

(In unison) Yeah, Izzy!

- I'm talking to you two! - We're sorry.

- It was really wrong of us.

- Simon says, this game is over!

Izzy, you have real power.

Perhaps one day you will learn to control that power.

For with great power comes great--

- Yeah, I was getting super bored, anyway.

Thanks for ending the game. Bye!

- But I, I was oh, fine. Okay, then.

But from now on none of you,

are allowed to play my game!

- Is it just me, or did he not say, "Simon Says?"