WOMAN: Are you ready?
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ I know you see me
standing here ♪
♪ Do I look good,
my dear? ♪
♪ Do I look good today? ♪
♪ Today, today ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ I'm just another
kind of girl ♪
♪ And you want
to see my world ♪
♪ So come and run away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ If you wanna play ♪
♪ Come and play today ♪
♪ Let's just get away, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Believe in yourself ♪
♪ Come follow me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[horn honks]
♪ ♪
- Heads up!
- Later.
♪ ♪
[horn honks]
♪ ♪
- Hey, dude.
GIRLS: Hi!
- Bye, mom.
♪ ♪
MAN: Okay, that's good to go.
- Careful with that.
It's expensive.
♪ ♪
- There he is!
- Chase!
What's up, buddy?
- Hey, man.
- So, I hear we're livin'
in Rigby this year.
Seen our new room yet?
- Yeah. It's awesome.
So, what is all this stuff?
- Oh, just a little gift
from the old man,
specifically a $15,000
entertainment system...
with 42-inch flat screen.
- For our room?
- Oh, yeah.
We are hooked up
for video games, music, movies--
- Dudes!
- Michael!
What's up, Miguel?
- My boys!
- So,
how was your summer, man?
- Yeah, I missed seeing
your freakish face every day.
- Yeah, and I missed
seeing your big bushy head.
Hey, did it get bushier?
- It's possible.
[Michael laughs]
So, uh, catch me up on stuff.
Tell me about your life.
- Well, let's see.
Uh, at the beginning
of the summer,
I started working for my dad,
you know,
helping him out
with a little this and--
- Hey, Chase.
Uh, Zoey's looking for you
behind the science center.
- Zoey?
- So, anyway,
the job was pretty lame
at first,
but after a couple--
well, good talking to ya, man.
What's up, Richie Rich?
What'd your daddy
get you this time?
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Zoey!
- Chase!
- Hey, Zoe. Aah!
- Are you ok?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
I'm fine. Steps.
- So, is this how
we're gonna start
every new school year?
- Hey!
Man, you went flying.
That was awesome.
- Yes, it's fun
to see Chase hurt himself. Ha.
After dinner, I'll be stumbling,
then falling off a cliff.
Make sure you get good seats.
[girls laugh]
So, uh, you guys
in the same dorm this year?
- Uh-uh.
We got moved to Brenner.
- Brenner.
Cool dorm.
- And it gets even cooler.
Zoey and I get a room
all to ourselves.
- What about Dana?
- She got accepted
to that European
exchange student thing.
- Yep. She'll be studying
in Paris all semester,
which is awesome,
'cause there is, like,
no way she can irritate me
all the way from France.
- Hey, uh, you guys,
don't look now,
but there's a large box with
small legs coming towards us.
- Oh, that's Dustin.
- Yeah.
He's going through his
"I'm a big macho man" phase.
Hey, Dustin, you ok?
- Yeah. This is nothin'.
- Well, come on.
Let's go see our new room.
I'm so excited.
- She's excited.
- So excited.
Anyway, uh, I was thinking,
you know,
maybe we can meet--
I--I mean, you know,
all of us could meet later
at Sushi Rox.
- Sure. I wanna hear
about your summer.
- Yeah. Yours, too.
Um, ok, then, I'll--
I'll call you later.
- Good.
- Hey--hey, Zoe.
You look great.
- You, too.
Did your hair get bushier?
- I've heard that.
♪ ♪
[Dustin grunting]
M-m-m-mmaaah!
Oof!
Little help!
Boy under box!
[relaxed instrumental music]
♪ ♪
- Come on!
Come on!
Hurry!
Would you look at our new room?
I am in love with our new room!
How much do you love
our new room?
- It's a cool room.
- Aah! We can see
the tennis court from here!
That means we can see
the boys' tennis team practice.
They don't always wear shirts,
you know.
- Who doesn't wear shirts?
- Quinn?
- Hey, Zoey.
Hey, Nicole.
- Um, why can we see you?
- Oh, I hooked up a
dorm-to-dorm 2-way video system
so we can talk all the time.
- Wow.
- And it's hi-def.
Look at this picture quality.
I'll bet you can see
right up my nose to my brain.
Hmm? Hmm? Mm.
- Um, yeah.
So what dorm are you in?
- Brenner!
My room is right next door!
[door clicks open]
See?
MAN: ♪ Must've been hated ♪
♪ Everybody's got to... ♪
- And here I am!
- There you are.
- Yeah, um,
so how do we turn this off?
- Oh.
Only I can turn it off...
in here.
Bye!
- We have Quinn-a-vision.
- Apparently.
[woman clears throat,
knock on door]
- Hi, girls.
BOTH: Hey, Coco.
- Just letting you know,
I'll still be your dorm advisor
this year.
- Oh, I thought
we'd be getting a new D.A.
- Yeah. Anyway,
I just wanted
to let you know that you
will be assigned
your new roommate
either tonight
or tomorrow morning.
- Wait, I thought
we got this room to ourselves.
- We don't want
a new roommate.
- Well,
if wants were dreams,
wishes would fly.
I don't know what that means.
I gotta go.
- Ugh!
Ok, this is awful.
- Will you chill?
- I don't want
another roommate,
'cause I already had one last
year I didn't get along with,
and what if this one's worse?
- It's ok.
I have an idea.
- Oh, thank God.
I knew you would.
Say words.
- We'll just go
to the housing office
and ask them to let us
pick our own roommate.
- Ooh,
those were good words.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Hi, is this the
housing administration office?
- Are you Mrs. Burvitch?
- Miss.
And what do you want?
- Um...
just one sec.
This isn't gonna work.
She's mean.
- Relax. We just gotta make
her love us.
So, Miss Burvitch,
this is such a pretty office.
- I hate it.
- Well, you deserve
a better one.
- Yes.
I also deserve a husband,
but I haven't had a date
in nine years.
Can I help you girls
with something?
- Um, yes.
See, we just found out
we'll be getting a new roommate,
and we were just hoping
we can give you some input.
- Students aren't
allowed to choose roommates.
Roommates are assigned by me.
- Ahem.
- Are those perfume bottles?
- They are.
Why?
- 'Cause they are so cool.
You collect these?
- They look like antiques.
- Indeed they are.
In fact, my great grandmother
bought this one in 1907
while traveling through Prague.
- That's so interesting.
- This one was hand-blown
by a Norwegian woman
with one arm.
- Ooh.
- Hand-blown.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Entertainment system's
lookin' good, boys.
- You know,
you could help us.
- Yeah, I could,
but I'm gonna go get myself
a smoothie.
Late.
♪ ♪
- Hey, where do I plug in
the DVD audio input?
- Uh...
try auxiliary one.
- Ok.
[feedback screeching]
[screeching stops]
- Try auxiliary two.
- Right.
- So, Miss Burvitch...
- Mm?
- We were just feeling
a little nervous
about this whole
new roommate situation.
- Yeah, I mean, don't you
think maybe you could let us...
- Choose who we live with?
- Well, that really
goes against my policy.
- But...
- But I think
I can make an exception.
- Really?
- That's so awesome!
- Just let me
pull up your dorm on my computer
and I'll let you look
through a list of girls
who have yet to be assigned.
- That would be so great.
- You are the best!
[glass shattering]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Um...
your wall unit's loose.
[glass crunching]
- Ok, obviously something
very bad just happened,
so if you could just let us
pick our new roommate--
- Out!
- Bye.
- Leaving.
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping
and zapping]
[energetic music]
♪ ♪
- Hey, what the...
♪ ♪
Chase!
Chase!
Chase!
- Hey!
- Why are all these
people here?
- To check out
Logan's entertainment system!
- Well, it's too loud.
- What?
- I said it's too--
[explosions booming on TV]
It's too--
[spaceships whooshing,
lasers zapping]
It's too l--
Dude. Dude!
Dude!
- What?
- Will you turn
that thing down a little?
- Huh?
- I said,
"Can you turn it
down a little?"
- Oh.
Nah.
- I'm gonna get ya!
Here come the torpedoes!
[zapping,
explosions booming]
Yeah!
- Whoa!
Level 47.
Not bad.
- Not bad?
I'm awesome.
- Maybe,
but this game's got 100 levels.
You still got
a long way to go.
- Dude, I'm 10 years old.
I got time.
♪ ♪
[exotic instrumental music]
- I'm telling you, you
really should floss twice a day.
- Yeah,
that's not gonna happen.
- Ok, then don't blame me
when your gums start to get--
♪ ♪
- Hi. Do we know you?
- No.
- Well,
then you wanna tell us
why you're sitting
in the middle of our--
LOLA: Shh.
I'm trying to talk to the dead.
- Ok, who are you?
- Lola.
I'm your new roommate.
[chanting]
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[energetic rock music]
♪ ♪
- So, you're
our new roommate.
- Yup.
- I see you've put some
of your artwork up already.
♪ ♪
[woman singing and shouting
indistinctly]
- Oh, yeah.
You like 'em?
- Um, yeah.
They're pretty.
- [whispering] Disturbing.
♪ ♪
- So is this the first time
you've ever gone
to a boarding school?
- Nah. Last year,
I went to one
in upstate New York.
- And why'd you leave?
- Well, legally I'm not
supposed to talk about it.
♪ ♪
But let's just say that teacher
fell down the stairs.
[egg cracking and plopping]
- She pushed her teacher
down the stairs.
- Shh!
Well, anyway, I'm Zoey.
- Nicole.
♪ ♪
- She drank eggs?
- Raw eggs.
- Ok, weird.
- Yeah.
- Actually, raw eggs
are an excellent source
of protein, and as long
as they're fresh
and free of salmonella,
they're a fairly decent
high-energy snack.
- She also talks
to the dead.
- Ok, weird.
- Well, I'd still rather
live with her than Logan.
- Word.
Sorry.
- So Logan
still won't turn off
his billion-dollar
entertainment system?
- Man, he had that thing
blasting
till 3:00 in the morning.
And when I don't get
enough sleep,
I get cranky.
- It's true.
Watch this.
Hey, what's up, Michael?
- Get outta my face.
- You see that?
- Cranky.
- Ha ha!
- So whatcha guys
gonna do about Lola?
- I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
What are we gonna do?
- Well, after school,
I think we should go talk to her
and tell her
if she wants to be all weird,
fine, but she can't
be weird in our room.
- Right. We just gotta
lay down the law.
- Totally.
- You'll do
all the talking, right?
- Sure.
- Oh, thank God.
[rock music]
[both take deep breaths]
- Lola,
we wanna talk to you.
[Lola mumbles]
Huh?
- What are you doing?
- [muffled]
I'm piercing my tongue.
- What?
- I'm piercing my tongue.
- Piercing your tongue?
- In our room?
- Hey, could one of you guys
hold this metal thing
while I put the needle through?
- No!
I don't wanna get
tongue blood on me!
- Baby.
- Look, if you
have to do this, fine,
but could you do it
somewhere else, please?
- Ok, look,
this is my room
just as much as it is yours,
and if I wanna shove a needle
through my tongue, I will,
right here in my room.
Ehhhh!
- Oh, yeah?
Well...
Zoey's got something
to say about that.
Go, Zoe.
♪ ♪
MAN: ♪ It's not
the first time ♪
♪ Won't be the last ♪
- Um...yeah, I, uh--
I gotta get my thing,
you know...in the thing.
♪ ♪
MAN: ♪ It's not
the first time ♪
[Lola chuckles]
[electronic beeping
and zapping]
[techno music blaring]
♪ ♪
- Alabama!
- Uh...
capital
would be Montgomery!
- What?
- Montgomery!
- Right, ok.
Tennessee?
- Uh, Memphis!
- No, Nashville.
- What?
- Nashville!
- Who's Phil?
- Ok, I can't take this!
♪ ♪
Give me that remote!
- No!
Stop distracting us.
The kid's on fire.
What level are you at?
- 79.
Wait! 80!
- Yes! Yes!
- Well, at least
turn the sound down.
- Why don't you turn
your mouth down?
- That's it!
We're not sleeping here!
- Yeah!
- Yeah?
Where are you guys
gonna sleep?
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[cell phone ringing]
[cell phone beeps]
- Yeah?
- There's a bug
in my tent.
- So k*ll it.
- No.
- Why not?
- What if it
has a family?
- It's a bug.
- Bugs have children.
- Ok, well, maybe it's
a really mean and horrible bug
and all the other bugs
hate it and you'll be a hero
for taking his life.
- Wait.
- What?
- I hear something
outside my tent.
- It's probably
just the wind.
- What if it's a bear?
- Ask him
to step on the bug.
- I'm gonna go
investigate.
- Have fun.
[cell phone beeps]
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
Zoey and - Aah!
[all screaming]
- You almost made me
wet my pants!
- Uh, ditto!
- What are you guys
doing here?
- Well, we tried
to find you at your dorm.
- And Logan said you were
sleeping outside in a tent.
- So we've been walking
around here
for a half an hour
trying to find you.
- Yeah.
We want to ask a favor.
- What?
- Can we use
one of your tents?
- Why?
- 'cause we are not
sleeping in the same room
with freaky Lola.
- I thought you guys
were gonna take care of that.
- Well, we didn't, so can we
use one of these tents?
- Please?
- Sure. Go for it.
- Yeah.
Take that one.
Mm-hmm.
- Yay. Come on, Zoe.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- Bug!
Don't you--get away!
- Aah! Where is it?
There it is!
- Aah!
[both screaming]
[lively music]
- Ooh-ooh-ooh!
- What?
- What happened?
- There's
a ginormous bug in there!
- Really?
- Ok, you know what?
That's it!
- Right!
What do you mean?
- We were here
way before this Lola,
and we're not gonna let her
drive us out of our own dorm.
- Good!
Whatcha gonna do?
- We're gonna go tell that
freaky chick either to start
acting like a normal person
or move back to weird town!
♪ ♪
- Ehh--aah!
♪ ♪
[relaxed music]
- No, it's true.
They totally bought it!
Yeah. You should see me.
I've been wearing,
like, all black clothes,
and I made my hair
look obnoxious.
Yeah, fake nose ring.
[laughs]
I'm serious!
Yeah, they're so freaked out,
they won't even sleep
in the same room as me!
Uh-huh. I'm telling you,
I will have my first Oscar
before my 19th birthday.
[door bangs]
Bye!
♪ ♪
Hello.
- Ok, drop it, Lola.
- If that is
your real name.
- 'Cause that's sure not
your real hair.
- Hi.
- Ok, so this whole thing
was just an act?
- Uh-huh.
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm an actress.
- Yeah? Keep talkin'.
- This was the perfect
acting exercise.
I got to play a character
completely different
from myself and see if people
believed it.
- You followin' this?
- Nope.
- Think about it.
How many times in your life
do you get to start
at a new school
where not even one person
knows who you really are?
- Um, can we not
make this a quiz?
- Just get to the point.
- Look, I knew
I was a good actress,
but now I know I'm awesome,
'cause I totally made you guys
think I was some
kinda freak chick!
- You are a freak chick
just for doing that!
- Yeah, who pretends
to be a psychopath
just to see if she
can pull it off?
- Me!
How great am I?
♪ ♪
[electronic beeping
and zapping]
[all speaking at once]
- [shouting indistinctly]
- Level 98!
- Hey, it's my roomies.
- Hey, hey, Logan.
- What's up, man?
- I thought you guys were
gonna crash in a tent somewhere.
- Nah, we decided
we'd come here
and hang out with you, man.
- Yeah, let's crank
this bad boy up!
Yeah.
[explosions booming,
lasers zapping]
- That's a little loud!
- No, it's cool!
Hey, louder, man!
- Yeah!
- Level 99!
[rock music blaring]
- Whoa, turn it down!
- No way, man!
- I'm gonna do it!
I'm gonna hit level 100!
- Turn up the bass!
- Yeah!
[explosions booming,
lasers zapping]
[glass shattering]
- Go! Come on!
[power whooshes]
[crickets chirping]
CHASE: Good night, Michael.
MICHAEL: Sleep tight, Chase.
LOGAN: You guys are the worst.
- [whining]
I was so close.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
- Mornin', ladies.
You guys wanna get some
breakfast before class?
- Sure.
- Let's go.
- Wait a minute.
Is that my shirt?
- Um...yeah.
- You know how I feel
about you borrowing my clothes!
- Well,
whatcha gonna do about it?
- Guys--
[Nicole screaming
and Zoey grunting]
You guys!
Are you insane?
Stop it!
You're gonna k*ll
each other!
[Zoey and Nicole laughing]
♪ ♪
Ok.
What is going on?
- We were just acting.
- Yeah.
We just wanted to see
if we could "pull it off."
You're good.
- You, too.
♪ ♪
- Well?
- You comin' to breakfast
or what?
♪ ♪
WOMAN: ♪ Hey ♪
♪ I wanna get
inside your head ♪
♪ Until... ♪
- Wait up!
WOMAN: ♪ Your fears away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ The stars are shinin' out ♪
♪ Shinin' out for you ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, you ♪
♪ Just gotta let it loose ♪
♪ Don't walk away ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I will make you see ♪
♪ All of the things ♪
♪ That you can be ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
[ding]
MAN: Mmm.
LOGAN: You guys are the worst.
02x01 - Back to PCA
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Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.
Series centers around Zoey Brooks as she enrolls in Pacific Coast Academy, a prestigious Southern California boarding school that previously only allowed boys to attend.