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01x26 - The Admiral's Fireworks

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Captain Pugwash". Aired: October 1, 1998.*
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.

01x26 - The Admiral's Fireworks

Post by bunniefuu »

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all of portobello were eagerly expecting

the arrival of sir poppy doggerbank

admiral of the british fleet

look captain it's hms improbable that's

the admiral shipping i can see that tub

but ugh what i can't see is my

invitation what invitation to the grand

fireworks show that the government is

holding to welcome the admiral

find out what's happened to it

let them know we've arrived

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he's attacking us no sir that's a 24

k*ll salute no

if you say so

is everything ready for the fireworks

show is not a firework show is a concert

it's a fireworks show with a little

music much some music

and a presentation well i i've got this

golden sword to give to the address off

the racing and the most spectacular

display of fireworks ever seen on this

island music fireworks oh don't fight

it's vital not to upset admiral

dockerbank in any way he has a very

short temper and a whole lot of g*ns

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i'm sorry captain you haven't been

invited to the fireworks tuttling

turtles it's an insult i'm sorry captain

i didn't quiet

it's the news emerald's visit latest

governor to give priceless gold saw to

visiting navy big wig

and over at big fair work show tonight

we will go to the fireworks show tonight

a priceless gold sword

at showtime approached and the final

adjustments were being made to the

makeshift stage tension was mounting

certainly amongst the organizers

tonight i sing the great aria of the

pirate queen

i need this

waving about the governor's gift is an

unacceptable security risk i know wave

about

give me the back all of the question oh

careful

let go i don't let go

the admirals on his way i'm

supposed to be meeting him then please

sort this out yes sir i will

i yeah

oh good grief

if we can't get into the square we can't

steal the sword

there must be a way how about

overpowering the gods fatal dangerous

we could dig a tunnel from the harbor

right under the square and not behind

the stage if that's supposed to be a

joke i don't think it's very funny

they do

musicians from the orchestra the

orchestra

that that's playing tonight yes captain

ah

i've just had an idea

oh

admiral who are you

i am the governor

on behalf of the people of portobello

allow me to say jesus rubbish sir

it's this way sir

tacky you said the course then come on

man i'm good all night

he's mine

it's mine

pardon me

the governor's in his box tell the

orchestra i

oh yes

that's the other slide binder they

vanished what yes the orchestra i've

looked high and low for them we must

find them and i'll take care of us

our show celebrates the links between

portobello and your great country

there's no sin oh hardly any at all

everywhere i drop anchor i have to sit

through some tom full show caught stand

them

time to uh set sail

start you mean

sure

right away

let us through

we're the orchestra don't you you can

tell that because we've got violins

trumpets what

i mean

you deal with her i'll look for the

sword

you wish late this way chop chop no no

good will come off this playing music

mark my words

hmm

sterling sign of action you know sir it

won't be long now

not not at home you go quite too soon

stop babbling yes sir i i mean no sir

good grief

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suffering serpents there's the gold

sword

i think of the sword no come back

come back

we can't play why not that's what i am

saying

we can't play

you

we'll

play oh heck

run do this got better things to do come

back sir it's starting

please

music

now

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i'm singing good show

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come back

why don't you look for the captain i'll

try to create a diversion so we can

escape i told you no good would come of

these

where's willie

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this is what i was looking for

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[Applause]

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but i like the pirate fellaini

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oh

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[Applause]

johnny good show

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is it over yet

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this way captain

i mean this way

no way

i can explain

tom tell the admiral what i was doing

the captain saw that there was a problem

with the show and so he saved the sword

for you oh

thank you

um this sword is a gift for our honored

guest is it never mind enjoy myself

thoroughly spotted tea tomorrow

i'd be delighted

good grief

worst thing about my job is um

what do you call them uh battles no

enjoy those

worst thing ready swords get them

everywhere nowhere left to hang them

we've got plenty of room on board our

ship sir huh well take it then welcome

to it oh i say

shall we try the cake to elaborate

[Applause]

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[Applause]

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my

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you