foreign
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all of portobello were eagerly expecting
the arrival of sir poppy doggerbank
admiral of the british fleet
look captain it's hms improbable that's
the admiral shipping i can see that tub
but ugh what i can't see is my
invitation what invitation to the grand
fireworks show that the government is
holding to welcome the admiral
find out what's happened to it
let them know we've arrived
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he's attacking us no sir that's a 24
k*ll salute no
if you say so
is everything ready for the fireworks
show is not a firework show is a concert
it's a fireworks show with a little
music much some music
and a presentation well i i've got this
golden sword to give to the address off
the racing and the most spectacular
display of fireworks ever seen on this
island music fireworks oh don't fight
it's vital not to upset admiral
dockerbank in any way he has a very
short temper and a whole lot of g*ns
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i'm sorry captain you haven't been
invited to the fireworks tuttling
turtles it's an insult i'm sorry captain
i didn't quiet
it's the news emerald's visit latest
governor to give priceless gold saw to
visiting navy big wig
and over at big fair work show tonight
we will go to the fireworks show tonight
a priceless gold sword
at showtime approached and the final
adjustments were being made to the
makeshift stage tension was mounting
certainly amongst the organizers
tonight i sing the great aria of the
pirate queen
i need this
waving about the governor's gift is an
unacceptable security risk i know wave
about
give me the back all of the question oh
careful
let go i don't let go
the admirals on his way i'm
supposed to be meeting him then please
sort this out yes sir i will
i yeah
oh good grief
if we can't get into the square we can't
steal the sword
there must be a way how about
overpowering the gods fatal dangerous
we could dig a tunnel from the harbor
right under the square and not behind
the stage if that's supposed to be a
joke i don't think it's very funny
they do
musicians from the orchestra the
orchestra
that that's playing tonight yes captain
ah
i've just had an idea
oh
admiral who are you
i am the governor
on behalf of the people of portobello
allow me to say jesus rubbish sir
it's this way sir
tacky you said the course then come on
man i'm good all night
he's mine
it's mine
pardon me
the governor's in his box tell the
orchestra i
oh yes
that's the other slide binder they
vanished what yes the orchestra i've
looked high and low for them we must
find them and i'll take care of us
our show celebrates the links between
portobello and your great country
there's no sin oh hardly any at all
everywhere i drop anchor i have to sit
through some tom full show caught stand
them
time to uh set sail
start you mean
sure
right away
let us through
we're the orchestra don't you you can
tell that because we've got violins
trumpets what
i mean
you deal with her i'll look for the
sword
you wish late this way chop chop no no
good will come off this playing music
mark my words
hmm
sterling sign of action you know sir it
won't be long now
not not at home you go quite too soon
stop babbling yes sir i i mean no sir
good grief
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suffering serpents there's the gold
sword
i think of the sword no come back
come back
we can't play why not that's what i am
saying
we can't play
you
we'll
play oh heck
run do this got better things to do come
back sir it's starting
please
music
now
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[Music]
i'm singing good show
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come back
why don't you look for the captain i'll
try to create a diversion so we can
escape i told you no good would come of
these
where's willie
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this is what i was looking for
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[Applause]
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but i like the pirate fellaini
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oh
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[Applause]
johnny good show
[Music]
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is it over yet
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this way captain
i mean this way
no way
i can explain
tom tell the admiral what i was doing
the captain saw that there was a problem
with the show and so he saved the sword
for you oh
thank you
um this sword is a gift for our honored
guest is it never mind enjoy myself
thoroughly spotted tea tomorrow
i'd be delighted
good grief
worst thing about my job is um
what do you call them uh battles no
enjoy those
worst thing ready swords get them
everywhere nowhere left to hang them
we've got plenty of room on board our
ship sir huh well take it then welcome
to it oh i say
shall we try the cake to elaborate
[Applause]
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[Applause]
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my
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you
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01x26 - The Admiral's Fireworks
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Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.
Pompous but likable pirate Captain Pugwash leads a crew of misfits on the Black Pig ship, including Tom the Cabin Boy and carpenter Jonah.