how
to billion people across the world consume
liquor a small percentage
of those fall into that category of
excess but
whether you drink a little or you drink
a lot every drop
of liquor tells a different story
howdy
welcome to season
the liquor store
that's me Jim Lahey
aroused for the liquor
okay we're going to start again
hello folks welcome
don't turn off there's no
soap pads in the other channel I don't
know what I'm talking about her hair dating
down go f*ck yourself okay
so I was just working on some ropes
hats in derogatory
I just wanted to say this
is the second episode of the second season
of ghost
stories and it's a welcome party
for going to for today but before
I tell you my special story about
my special experience
with love perhaps the only
time in my life that I haven't talked to her
but I tell you there's lots
of things that can replace
love one of them is a sexuality
just a little firm bottle
I think a
lot of love is based on the fact
that people touch each other that there's a physical
nature like just the touching
of the the waist line up the bum
cheeks a little Liquor Locker
is that little line between your cheek and
your upper leg right in there at some people
had the money they're there Corpus Christi's
but I just tell you the locker
is one of the most love
of liquor so
where was I was doing
not this there's not
I like to share a lot of people know this
not they knew they knew it's not
a long time ago and
what we're going to show you the date is
something is called the bowline the
bowling to bowling now just
say you wanted to try the boat and it is what you
do you take the end
of the Rope like this and you go into
the lake liquor into
the lake and then you go around the
tree lake is
the tree and then you go back
in the pool
and they have your
borderline but the thing about the
bowling is that it's
easier than time you put 20
tons of sh*t broken
home 20 you're not going to believe it just rolled
can hold 20 tons of
sh*t like that's how you talk like
that that will lick it and it won't pick
it when it does paying for pinches you
could just f*cking simply I'm tired no
problem into the string small rope
all kinds of stuff like this this is
not a hangman's rope don't get me wrong I
can probably wear that little
problem for you
a nice little crown for
the guy who's the court of King caractacus
some so f*ck off and listen
to me for one more time
I'll get to the point in a second
hug hard
does liquor just f*ck shower so
bad you
know there's a thing
When You're Sober feeling
Sober Sober
to affect up
sometimes so today we're going to
talk all the stress I remember today
we're going to have a special story story
when I fell in love I was just
finished high school for
yeah and I told Dad I said
I'm going I want to find
myself to have cuz I didn't
I was smart enough I got good marks
and stuff and I was good athlete and
girlfriend just out of stealing got
laid down f*ck that was awful anyway
I don't want
to go by myself and
he thought that I was f*cking being hit
because my hair was a long at the f*cking
time and he said it was what it is
this is what I do Halifax
Police this is what your grandfather
did Halifax please and
this is what you're going to do that's
what he said to me and he said it in such
a way they're really wrinkled my c*ck
sucking Pizza I had some money saved wasn't
a lot of money while was a f*cking lot of
money $10 extra week for him anyway
and a couple thousand dollars in my
account cuz I was pretty cool
I had my own f*cking car to
just so you know that I paid for my f*cking
self I was in no
giveaway life to me by and
I'll tell you one thing
I was so pissed off when he said that to
me like I had no f*cking choice in the matter I
went in front right down right to the f*cking
airport with a small little suitcase
of somebody wearing socks
and a t-shirt shorts and a pair
of socks and sandals and I was f*cking
God and oh boy I
my heart was thumping a
bumper cuz the day before that I
was just now I'm f*cking I'm taking
over the Atlantic Ocean over
the Italy and I always wanted to go
to Italy I don't know why Coliseum
somehow with people all around
I remember when I got
the Italy the first thing I
did was walk around
it was in Rome architecture
there
the narrow streets in all
of them for every one of these little motorcycles
and Counting Blue Cars and everything was
moving all the way more so beautiful
and everything was okay and it was
music I don't know what does music
everywhere and I was like 19
years old I was just calling my heart
was I didn't need dope or anything I
was just going to Holy fuc but I made
a mistake and I started to eat and drink
some of that beautiful Italian food
and I drank some wine and I got soccer
bad it's so f*cking
suck I remember it was a
little place outside the pantheon and
a
whole bottle of the Screech
was incredible and
then I started I started like
I don't know I pissed myself I
was running down the street
I ran up to the Trevi Fountain I
piss myself and I thought I was so
f*cking embarrassed cuz I have pissed myself I
jumped in the f*cking water monitor to
goes back to work
black little white tires come up and
f*cking I've been a
f*cking man I beat him I ran
for about 45 f*cking
I beat those little c*ck they were all
on foot remedies in the league man
you don't see the movies all the f*cking
clothes lines going in the people
pushing people away with the fruit
f*cking flying in the air that looks like
a me I was f*cking ran
the red I
didn't know where is running too funny I
collapsed I Collapse
face down there if I remember
her tips just like right now it's just I
just and
I must have passed out of cuz a
little while later just felt
this hand on the side of my face was
soft as Hannah I thought the
first person
I know it sounds stupid but
I thought it was an angel or something that
turned over I remember
I told him for
something like that and I was all sweaty
and sick when I looked around I turned
this is beautiful face this
girl's face sheet
the blackest
hair like a man
of of a black jaguars
her name was Isabella
she took me by the hand and
she walked with me back to her
that would mention that our family
was really
beautiful Hacienda
she took me upstairs and she took
me into the shower and wash me clean
it while she was watching me her
breasts were she
had a kind of ship on it kind of thing
like and it got all
wet and worked
out and her n*pples were so I
just I never ever in
my life been laid before and
I wish I could tell you that I was
I got
was mr. stud man but
just not as hard as I was coming
towards your
father and three sisters 2
brothers and aunt and uncle and a great-grandmother
the route so I can stand there and
they ripped me over the f*cking shower then
grab me a razor
up under my scrotum know
what they were saying no
stop
the grandmother says
wait and
she goes and
she gets a boy
bottle of Moscato
she grabs this but she
puts me like this
excuses
you take this photo
you run with the bulls in Pamplona
and you'd
bring this bottle back unopened
and I'm just gave and
you will get to
marry that is
the only way
it was the family back off dude
I am with the buzz
again whatever drink on this month
I didn't let him talk to Mike and ask him
but I think I have
what I have happened to happen to me is I
become under the Cox.
I have protected
this bottle ever
since that day
this
I like to share with you
this is a testimony this
is celebration to the true
love of my life
Isabella
Isabella
I would like to spend the story
now I
took his bottle and I
took it like a couple
years ago they had these little kids and
to take care of them or
they will die or something like that but
very very two things of stuffing
nowadays of
these f*cking sh*t he eggs that I don't
know what the fuc
the parents 2015
or whatever I
want you to know that I
didn't take it seriously because I
spell
and all the way I
took it was a long
I was
headed home I forgot today I just had to walk
was not a big difference attention
and walk all the way to Pamplona
bulls and on
the way I'm at the sky
is the usual
use one of those
one of those wonderful Souls that you meet
her new pitch Lake
and you
you wonder what happened to him all these years
back anyway
we went to pomponi and
ran with the bulls I kept
to pack the product protect the bottle I
got bruised a little bit by nevermind I see
the scratch and Devoe know
and I just celebrate our accomplishments at
the night of the Bible of the Bulls
we got pissed drunk
and I woke up in the middle of the night
and I was lying
right beside your bro know who is also
naked and
I was a young man and I was very very
confused I
don't till this day know
what happened in that particular
night but
I was so confused that I
took my bottle
and I took the next flight back home
dishwasher
applique replacement
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02x02 - Duchessa Chianti
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.
Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.