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02x02 - Duchessa Chianti

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Liquor Stories". Aired: December 8, 2014.*
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Sunnyvale Trailer Park supervisor, Jim Lahey, is no stranger to liquor, or drinking himself to edge of the sh*t abyss.

02x02 - Duchessa Chianti

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how

to billion people across the world consume

liquor a small percentage

of those fall into that category of

excess but

whether you drink a little or you drink

a lot every drop

of liquor tells a different story

howdy

welcome to season


the liquor store

that's me Jim Lahey

aroused for the liquor

okay we're going to start again

hello folks welcome

don't turn off there's no

soap pads in the other channel I don't

know what I'm talking about her hair dating

down go f*ck yourself okay

so I was just working on some ropes

hats in derogatory

I just wanted to say this

is the second episode of the second season

of ghost

stories and it's a welcome party

for going to for today but before

I tell you my special story about

my special experience

with love perhaps the only

time in my life that I haven't talked to her

but I tell you there's lots

of things that can replace

love one of them is a sexuality

just a little firm bottle

I think a

lot of love is based on the fact

that people touch each other that there's a physical

nature like just the touching

of the the waist line up the bum

cheeks a little Liquor Locker

is that little line between your cheek and

your upper leg right in there at some people

had the money they're there Corpus Christi's

but I just tell you the locker

is one of the most love

of liquor so

where was I was doing

not this there's not

I like to share a lot of people know this

not they knew they knew it's not

a long time ago and

what we're going to show you the date is

something is called the bowline the

bowling to bowling now just

say you wanted to try the boat and it is what you

do you take the end

of the Rope like this and you go into

the lake liquor into

the lake and then you go around the

tree lake is

the tree and then you go back

in the pool

and they have your

borderline but the thing about the

bowling is that it's

easier than time you put 20

tons of sh*t broken

home 20 you're not going to believe it just rolled

can hold 20 tons of

sh*t like that's how you talk like

that that will lick it and it won't pick

it when it does paying for pinches you

could just f*cking simply I'm tired no

problem into the string small rope

all kinds of stuff like this this is

not a hangman's rope don't get me wrong I

can probably wear that little

problem for you

a nice little crown for

the guy who's the court of King caractacus

some so f*ck off and listen

to me for one more time

I'll get to the point in a second

hug hard

does liquor just f*ck shower so

bad you

know there's a thing

When You're Sober feeling

Sober Sober

to affect up

sometimes so today we're going to

talk all the stress I remember today

we're going to have a special story story

when I fell in love I was just

finished high school for


yeah and I told Dad I said

I'm going I want to find

myself to have cuz I didn't

I was smart enough I got good marks

and stuff and I was good athlete and

girlfriend just out of stealing got

laid down f*ck that was awful anyway

I don't want

to go by myself and

he thought that I was f*cking being hit

because my hair was a long at the f*cking

time and he said it was what it is

this is what I do Halifax

Police this is what your grandfather

did Halifax please and

this is what you're going to do that's

what he said to me and he said it in such

a way they're really wrinkled my c*ck

sucking Pizza I had some money saved wasn't

a lot of money while was a f*cking lot of

money $10 extra week for him anyway

and a couple thousand dollars in my

account cuz I was pretty cool

I had my own f*cking car to

just so you know that I paid for my f*cking

self I was in no

giveaway life to me by and

I'll tell you one thing

I was so pissed off when he said that to

me like I had no f*cking choice in the matter I

went in front right down right to the f*cking

airport with a small little suitcase

of somebody wearing socks

and a t-shirt shorts and a pair

of socks and sandals and I was f*cking

God and oh boy I

my heart was thumping a

bumper cuz the day before that I

was just now I'm f*cking I'm taking

over the Atlantic Ocean over

the Italy and I always wanted to go

to Italy I don't know why Coliseum

somehow with people all around

I remember when I got

the Italy the first thing I

did was walk around

it was in Rome architecture

there

the narrow streets in all

of them for every one of these little motorcycles

and Counting Blue Cars and everything was

moving all the way more so beautiful

and everything was okay and it was

music I don't know what does music

everywhere and I was like 19

years old I was just calling my heart

was I didn't need dope or anything I

was just going to Holy fuc but I made

a mistake and I started to eat and drink

some of that beautiful Italian food

and I drank some wine and I got soccer

bad it's so f*cking

suck I remember it was a

little place outside the pantheon and

a

whole bottle of the Screech

was incredible and

then I started I started like

I don't know I pissed myself I

was running down the street

I ran up to the Trevi Fountain I

piss myself and I thought I was so

f*cking embarrassed cuz I have pissed myself I

jumped in the f*cking water monitor to

goes back to work

black little white tires come up and

f*cking I've been a

f*cking man I beat him I ran

for about 45 f*cking

I beat those little c*ck they were all

on foot remedies in the league man

you don't see the movies all the f*cking

clothes lines going in the people

pushing people away with the fruit

f*cking flying in the air that looks like

a me I was f*cking ran

the red I

didn't know where is running too funny I

collapsed I Collapse

face down there if I remember

her tips just like right now it's just I

just and

I must have passed out of cuz a

little while later just felt

this hand on the side of my face was

soft as Hannah I thought the

first person

I know it sounds stupid but

I thought it was an angel or something that

turned over I remember

I told him for

something like that and I was all sweaty

and sick when I looked around I turned

this is beautiful face this

girl's face sheet

the blackest

hair like a man

of of a black jaguars

her name was Isabella

she took me by the hand and

she walked with me back to her

that would mention that our family

was really

beautiful Hacienda

she took me upstairs and she took

me into the shower and wash me clean

it while she was watching me her

breasts were she

had a kind of ship on it kind of thing

like and it got all

wet and worked

out and her n*pples were so I

just I never ever in

my life been laid before and

I wish I could tell you that I was

I got

was mr. stud man but

just not as hard as I was coming

towards your

father and three sisters 2

brothers and aunt and uncle and a great-grandmother

the route so I can stand there and

they ripped me over the f*cking shower then

grab me a razor

up under my scrotum know

what they were saying no

stop

the grandmother says

wait and

she goes and

she gets a boy

bottle of Moscato

she grabs this but she

puts me like this

excuses

you take this photo

you run with the bulls in Pamplona

and you'd

bring this bottle back unopened

and I'm just gave and

you will get to

marry that is

the only way

it was the family back off dude

I am with the buzz

again whatever drink on this month

I didn't let him talk to Mike and ask him

but I think I have

what I have happened to happen to me is I

become under the Cox.

I have protected

this bottle ever

since that day

this

I like to share with you

this is a testimony this

is celebration to the true

love of my life

Isabella

Isabella

I would like to spend the story

now I

took his bottle and I

took it like a couple

years ago they had these little kids and

to take care of them or

they will die or something like that but

very very two things of stuffing

nowadays of

these f*cking sh*t he eggs that I don't

know what the fuc

the parents 2015

or whatever I

want you to know that I

didn't take it seriously because I

spell

and all the way I

took it was a long

I was

headed home I forgot today I just had to walk

was not a big difference attention

and walk all the way to Pamplona

bulls and on

the way I'm at the sky

is the usual

use one of those

one of those wonderful Souls that you meet

her new pitch Lake

and you

you wonder what happened to him all these years

back anyway

we went to pomponi and

ran with the bulls I kept

to pack the product protect the bottle I

got bruised a little bit by nevermind I see

the scratch and Devoe know

and I just celebrate our accomplishments at

the night of the Bible of the Bulls

we got pissed drunk

and I woke up in the middle of the night

and I was lying

right beside your bro know who is also

naked and

I was a young man and I was very very

confused I

don't till this day know

what happened in that particular

night but

I was so confused that I

took my bottle

and I took the next flight back home

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