[Music]
[Applause]
this place is creepy Don
coyote and that place is even creepier
not to worry Fano a castle cannot harm
you
but a rock
can ah the maale must go
through H help I'm count Omar the aul
prisoner count Omar the aul please
rescue me before midnight or it will be
too late have a nice day Sabrina how
perfect and made in distress we must
rescue her from that Sorcerer And His
spells how can we pun possibly rescue
the girl from that fiend the direct
approach is always the best approach no
approach is better than
that hi Fe open the door in the name of
Don
coyote nobody's home let's go
Y no
solicitors pedlers or
agents and don't come back
[Music]
Sancho my muddy friend this call for
Plan B I hope plan B means beat it out
of
[Music]
here this will surely gain us
entrance what a bet sorry no
ERS arms for the poor and
[Music]
oh bless you my
son he won't recognize us this time
trust me Sano we're grown men they sure
don't have grown
brains hello my fine fellow the Tumblers
are here for your Master's entertainment
you want tumble I'll give you tumble
[Music]
a brand new service Pizza to your door
think it'll catch on Sano I don't think
I want to find out believe thing I'm
count Omar the off and I'm all
[Applause]
here listen to them the Children of the
Night what music music they
[Music]
make I keep telling them practice
practice
practice for your dining pleasure
pepperoni pizza with salami green
peppers and a soup F of anchoi how
delightful just the ingredients I need
for my new
spell welcome to my humble home
[Music]
I don't think all of these people are
alive yeah how observant and a panda is
just what I need for my next
experiment oo that's smart get them yes
[Music]
master feno there are times when
discretion is the better part of our
what does that mean ditch these demons
and then we'll rescue
Sabrina ah this looks like a safe
Refuge
safe we'd be safer at the wrong end of a
sh**ting gallery fear not Sancho no one
with half a brain would try to break
down this
door and there goes the other half and
here goes ours if you he catches
[Music]
us enough of this
nonsense I'll spin some sense into this
cranky
creature come Sano Sabrina awaits we
must to the
tower oh 30 seconds more and I Mrs count
Omar the
awful explain that to the
PTA come with me into the world of
sorcery and
spells and hand her you glome you grome
you gold unander you nasty guy you are
too late it's midnight and she has a
date with Destiny and you're out of luck
your clock's 10 seconds fast
me beautiful
lady the world's greatest Sorcerer And
I'm allergic to
dust here they come and they got company
we'll make good our escape on our humble
Steves I hope his aim's
improved guess
not up here my fair Philly oh dear Here
Comes count Omar the obno oous we'll
lose him in the
[Music]
marsh whoa my faithful Steed you're
nearly flattened ywn frog that's bad
luck especially for the Frog could be
good luck hey what are you doing we got
to scram before the creepy count gets
here oh someday I'll find my prince
charming that's why I always keep his
frogs Pingo she hit the jackpot this
time a real live
friends oh man if that's a Philly I'm in
love thank you for
[Music]
everything well done fanjo we saved
another Damsel in Distress but who is
going to save
us don't laugh you try running with the
only exercise you get is casting
spells I lose more chicks that way I
won't forget this I'll be back as soon
as I can get my act
together I am exhausted I need rest
what's he grapping about let him lug me
up this m mountain and then we'll talk
tired hang on my loyal friend perhaps we
can find shelter in Yan Motel are you
keep kidding I'd rather sleep in a
graveyard oh like that
one no way
kot maybe that castle isn't so
bad ow H they must do something about
those pesky flies hello another note
don't won't read it it says help I have
two choices be hitched or Bewitched and
it signed The Reluctant bride oh sounds
like I got two choices be dead or be
dead sign be reluctant squire
most fortunate another damel and
distress for us to
[Music]
rescue oh confounded
[Music]
flies Dr sinistra I've taken my son
everywhere from magicians to marriage
Brokers no bride no luck search no more
I have the Perfect Mate for him nothing
is too difficult for the greatest
sorcerer in
Europe Junior come in
here but this one might
be what is it Daddy I told you not to
call me daddy okay Daddy Junior have I
got a girl for you
oh
goody just leave him to me Baron gladly
but I sure hate to face that long trip
back to Andalusia allow
me Daddy Daddy Daddy's fine it's you I'm
worried
about where's Junior's bride waiting in
the turret with open arms this better
than video dating service
[Music]
oh Deary come out it's me
Junior oh leave me alone
flatop so so how did you go I don't
think bride like
Junior I think you're
right our Quest is set our duty is clear
we must enter the ccal and rescue The
Reluctant bride we can't swim across
it's too cold and it's going
padil we came we tried we almost got
eaten let's go never D coyote never
abandons a woman in distress why I'll
get into that castle where my name isn't
D
coyote fear not nothing can hurt Don
coyote except perhaps that villainous
wall look
out who said people are smarter than
horses sure wasn't a donkey avoid the
wall Master no problem thano this plan
never fails okay Sano
[Music]
fire man that's an F if I ever heard
one thano my loyal friend once I reach
the top lean the ladder against the Cal
wall and just a minute we have a what
problem
yeah is there such a thing as an F
minus candy gr for the future Mrs
Jun you can't trick me ping
no and don't bother me
anymore bride's too smart for junior
unfortunately so is a meatloaf we'll
have to find a spell to give her a less
efficient brain so you'll be clever
enough for Miss smarty pants up
there uhoh Dr Short on brains look who's
talking those are only spells in those
jars did bride get Bank rubber brain
spell no Bank rubbers are too clever
what about used cart salesman no way too
shrewd then you give ride politicians
spell are you serious we want a dumb not
dishonest those won't work I'm going to
have to repace a
brain we've exhausted all methods to
enter the castle Don coyote all but one
what we need is a direct approach what
we need is a good dumb brain
I am done coyote doer of Good Deeds The
Liberator the Liber the r and I believe
we found one according to this note
there is a damel in distress hereabouts
yes but you and I are going to take care
of that very shortly this must be your
son a fine looking lad give me five
I'm Don coyote the defender of the
defense class the defender of the we
don't have time for
that Don coyote I Smell Trouble big
trouble delightful place you have here
so uh cheerful let's get him into the
lab Walk This
Way of course but it looks a little hard
on the knees
[Music]
how thoughtful to give me a shave and a
haircut before we rescue the danzel it's
my pleasure bring me a
[Applause]
scalper uh is this the scalp no
no but this will be faster
I'm not too short on top and watch The
Sideburns that crazy doctor is going to
air condition Don Coyote's head how can
I stop
him feno stop them yeah brain getting
away where's your manner thano if you
want a haircut you must wait in
[Music]
line This Way
ah what a lovely room in
[Music]
here
y stop brain
help we've trapped them
now come back doctor you haven't
finished my
haircut what a splendid day for a
ride I should have gone into palm
reading
ah the library lies ahead yeah we're
going to hit the books nothing like a
little study to improve the mind nothing
could improve his
mind filed by the only revolving
bookcase
trick darn things suck
H too bad we seem to keep missing that
nice doctor and his handsome son oh
no talk about having it
[Music]
wrong run Miss every man in me head for
him to sve wait for us
doctor most enjoyable Fano but we're on
a rescue mission our ride must come to
an end I wish you hadn't said
[Music]
that where are
they you had to ask let's get out of
here while the getting's good looks like
the good getting got
going we cannot depart listen to this
hey did you not forget something sign
Lenor the still reluctant bride I'll
rescue you and in your suffering
darn
flies I'll Vault into that castle with
the greatest
of here I
[Music]
come am I in the cat go not
[Music]
exactly that's it boy give it a huff and
a puff
chaboo I'll fly into that CCO like a
bird ah the only way to
fly worry no more Lenor Don coyote is
coming and
[Applause]
GL ah Perfect Landing watch out nothing
to fear thano but it is getting a tad
nippy out here
I I'll blast those monsters to Kingdom
Dum I mean to dum dum King and they'll
be forced to release a lovely
Lenor rescuing damsels is a dirty job
but someone's got to do
it Direct
Hit but nothing's happening ah you must
have patience my friend
somebody called my insurance
agent we you up you can have the girl no
fair we'll find you another we'll have a
dumb contest and you can have the winner
come Fano let us fetch the shy young
laugh boy am I glad to be out of that
dump talk about dirty that place needs a
living cleaning crew and can you believe
those drips barf green give me a break
hey where are you guys taking me it
better be someplace nice and I got to
warn you I don't do windows or scrub
floors that figures we have to pass
through this dumb old Glen we could have
taken the cing grou but no if I weren't
a gentle horse I'd dump that yaker into
a sticker Bush jumping jeepers
that's the P you can count me
out you took away the woman I love so
I'll take this one good evening my dear
yeah I'm count Omar the awful and I will
take you away from all this donyi are
you all right you'll never let a damsel
in distress slide through your fingers
before and why aren't you rescuing her
okay count or whatever your name name is
but let's get a few things straight Your
Castle better be squeaky clean and get
with it man keepes went out with n
jackets if anyone needs rescuing feno
it's poor count Omar and count no
offense but you got to stop taking those
ugly pills maybe grow a beard or
something you sure are a genius Don
coyote I'm glad you noticed Cel my
observant friend I'm glad you noticed
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01x07 - The Reluctant Brides
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.
Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.