01x07 - The Reluctant Brides

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this place is creepy Don

coyote and that place is even creepier

not to worry Fano a castle cannot harm

you

but a rock

can ah the maale must go

through H help I'm count Omar the aul

prisoner count Omar the aul please

rescue me before midnight or it will be

too late have a nice day Sabrina how

perfect and made in distress we must

rescue her from that Sorcerer And His

spells how can we pun possibly rescue

the girl from that fiend the direct

approach is always the best approach no

approach is better than

that hi Fe open the door in the name of

Don

coyote nobody's home let's go

Y no

solicitors pedlers or

agents and don't come back

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Sancho my muddy friend this call for

Plan B I hope plan B means beat it out

of

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here this will surely gain us

entrance what a bet sorry no

ERS arms for the poor and

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oh bless you my

son he won't recognize us this time

trust me Sano we're grown men they sure

don't have grown

brains hello my fine fellow the Tumblers

are here for your Master's entertainment

you want tumble I'll give you tumble

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a brand new service Pizza to your door

think it'll catch on Sano I don't think

I want to find out believe thing I'm

count Omar the off and I'm all

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here listen to them the Children of the

Night what music music they

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make I keep telling them practice

practice

practice for your dining pleasure

pepperoni pizza with salami green

peppers and a soup F of anchoi how

delightful just the ingredients I need

for my new

spell welcome to my humble home

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I don't think all of these people are

alive yeah how observant and a panda is

just what I need for my next

experiment oo that's smart get them yes

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master feno there are times when

discretion is the better part of our

what does that mean ditch these demons

and then we'll rescue

Sabrina ah this looks like a safe

Refuge

safe we'd be safer at the wrong end of a

sh**ting gallery fear not Sancho no one

with half a brain would try to break

down this

door and there goes the other half and

here goes ours if you he catches

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us enough of this

nonsense I'll spin some sense into this

cranky

creature come Sano Sabrina awaits we

must to the

tower oh 30 seconds more and I Mrs count

Omar the

awful explain that to the

PTA come with me into the world of

sorcery and

spells and hand her you glome you grome

you gold unander you nasty guy you are

too late it's midnight and she has a

date with Destiny and you're out of luck

your clock's 10 seconds fast

me beautiful

lady the world's greatest Sorcerer And

I'm allergic to

dust here they come and they got company

we'll make good our escape on our humble

Steves I hope his aim's

improved guess

not up here my fair Philly oh dear Here

Comes count Omar the obno oous we'll

lose him in the

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marsh whoa my faithful Steed you're

nearly flattened ywn frog that's bad

luck especially for the Frog could be

good luck hey what are you doing we got

to scram before the creepy count gets

here oh someday I'll find my prince

charming that's why I always keep his

frogs Pingo she hit the jackpot this

time a real live

friends oh man if that's a Philly I'm in

love thank you for

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everything well done fanjo we saved

another Damsel in Distress but who is

going to save

us don't laugh you try running with the

only exercise you get is casting

spells I lose more chicks that way I

won't forget this I'll be back as soon

as I can get my act

together I am exhausted I need rest

what's he grapping about let him lug me

up this m mountain and then we'll talk

tired hang on my loyal friend perhaps we

can find shelter in Yan Motel are you

keep kidding I'd rather sleep in a

graveyard oh like that

one no way

kot maybe that castle isn't so

bad ow H they must do something about

those pesky flies hello another note

don't won't read it it says help I have

two choices be hitched or Bewitched and

it signed The Reluctant bride oh sounds

like I got two choices be dead or be

dead sign be reluctant squire

most fortunate another damel and

distress for us to

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rescue oh confounded

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flies Dr sinistra I've taken my son

everywhere from magicians to marriage

Brokers no bride no luck search no more

I have the Perfect Mate for him nothing

is too difficult for the greatest

sorcerer in

Europe Junior come in

here but this one might

be what is it Daddy I told you not to

call me daddy okay Daddy Junior have I

got a girl for you

oh

goody just leave him to me Baron gladly

but I sure hate to face that long trip

back to Andalusia allow

me Daddy Daddy Daddy's fine it's you I'm

worried

about where's Junior's bride waiting in

the turret with open arms this better

than video dating service

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oh Deary come out it's me

Junior oh leave me alone

flatop so so how did you go I don't

think bride like

Junior I think you're

right our Quest is set our duty is clear

we must enter the ccal and rescue The

Reluctant bride we can't swim across

it's too cold and it's going

padil we came we tried we almost got

eaten let's go never D coyote never

abandons a woman in distress why I'll

get into that castle where my name isn't

D

coyote fear not nothing can hurt Don

coyote except perhaps that villainous

wall look

out who said people are smarter than

horses sure wasn't a donkey avoid the

wall Master no problem thano this plan

never fails okay Sano

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fire man that's an F if I ever heard

one thano my loyal friend once I reach

the top lean the ladder against the Cal

wall and just a minute we have a what

problem

yeah is there such a thing as an F

minus candy gr for the future Mrs

Jun you can't trick me ping

no and don't bother me

anymore bride's too smart for junior

unfortunately so is a meatloaf we'll

have to find a spell to give her a less

efficient brain so you'll be clever

enough for Miss smarty pants up

there uhoh Dr Short on brains look who's

talking those are only spells in those

jars did bride get Bank rubber brain

spell no Bank rubbers are too clever

what about used cart salesman no way too

shrewd then you give ride politicians

spell are you serious we want a dumb not

dishonest those won't work I'm going to

have to repace a

brain we've exhausted all methods to

enter the castle Don coyote all but one

what we need is a direct approach what

we need is a good dumb brain

I am done coyote doer of Good Deeds The

Liberator the Liber the r and I believe

we found one according to this note

there is a damel in distress hereabouts

yes but you and I are going to take care

of that very shortly this must be your

son a fine looking lad give me five

I'm Don coyote the defender of the

defense class the defender of the we

don't have time for

that Don coyote I Smell Trouble big

trouble delightful place you have here

so uh cheerful let's get him into the

lab Walk This

Way of course but it looks a little hard

on the knees

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how thoughtful to give me a shave and a

haircut before we rescue the danzel it's

my pleasure bring me a

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scalper uh is this the scalp no

no but this will be faster

I'm not too short on top and watch The

Sideburns that crazy doctor is going to

air condition Don Coyote's head how can

I stop

him feno stop them yeah brain getting

away where's your manner thano if you

want a haircut you must wait in

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line This Way

ah what a lovely room in

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here

y stop brain

help we've trapped them

now come back doctor you haven't

finished my

haircut what a splendid day for a

ride I should have gone into palm

reading

ah the library lies ahead yeah we're

going to hit the books nothing like a

little study to improve the mind nothing

could improve his

mind filed by the only revolving

bookcase

trick darn things suck

H too bad we seem to keep missing that

nice doctor and his handsome son oh

no talk about having it

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wrong run Miss every man in me head for

him to sve wait for us

doctor most enjoyable Fano but we're on

a rescue mission our ride must come to

an end I wish you hadn't said

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that where are

they you had to ask let's get out of

here while the getting's good looks like

the good getting got

going we cannot depart listen to this

hey did you not forget something sign

Lenor the still reluctant bride I'll

rescue you and in your suffering

darn

flies I'll Vault into that castle with

the greatest

of here I

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come am I in the cat go not

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exactly that's it boy give it a huff and

a puff

chaboo I'll fly into that CCO like a

bird ah the only way to

fly worry no more Lenor Don coyote is

coming and

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GL ah Perfect Landing watch out nothing

to fear thano but it is getting a tad

nippy out here

I I'll blast those monsters to Kingdom

Dum I mean to dum dum King and they'll

be forced to release a lovely

Lenor rescuing damsels is a dirty job

but someone's got to do

it Direct

Hit but nothing's happening ah you must

have patience my friend

somebody called my insurance

agent we you up you can have the girl no

fair we'll find you another we'll have a

dumb contest and you can have the winner

come Fano let us fetch the shy young

laugh boy am I glad to be out of that

dump talk about dirty that place needs a

living cleaning crew and can you believe

those drips barf green give me a break

hey where are you guys taking me it

better be someplace nice and I got to

warn you I don't do windows or scrub

floors that figures we have to pass

through this dumb old Glen we could have

taken the cing grou but no if I weren't

a gentle horse I'd dump that yaker into

a sticker Bush jumping jeepers

that's the P you can count me

out you took away the woman I love so

I'll take this one good evening my dear

yeah I'm count Omar the awful and I will

take you away from all this donyi are

you all right you'll never let a damsel

in distress slide through your fingers

before and why aren't you rescuing her

okay count or whatever your name name is

but let's get a few things straight Your

Castle better be squeaky clean and get

with it man keepes went out with n

jackets if anyone needs rescuing feno

it's poor count Omar and count no

offense but you got to stop taking those

ugly pills maybe grow a beard or

something you sure are a genius Don

coyote I'm glad you noticed Cel my

observant friend I'm glad you noticed