[Music]
the ancient Spartans used to find that a
good trek through the rain was most
invigorating so who wants to break not
me you know if those ancient Spartans
were so healthy how come they're all
dead
i'll bet it was those invigorating
tricks in the rain that got them do tell
oh you have some new friends yes if you
like dogs
look stop honcho yonder is the very
shelter we need
but don't coyote the castle looks
dangerous ah so much the better as Ralph
said and Joe danger is my
bread is it my
butter or is it my life him
what a kind little fellow you are to
assist in my experiment
oh tell me the truth Cat after this is
all over will I be able to play the
concert Tina of
course that's funny i never could before
[Music]
claude you're letting our test subject
[Music]
escape dear me what a terrible
disappoint but wait who needs a measly
mouse for our experiment when we have
visitors
come claws let us greet our guinea pigs
i mean to say our guests feel
[Music]
patience my dear visit us first then
your time will
come francho at the count of three how
many three gotcha
[Music]
i know somebody was knocking
ah playful little visitors aren't we
welcome my dear Victor i mean visitors
welcome to Castle Dread home of
Simbala please to make your acquaintance
show our quadriped guests to the stable
clothes
meanwhile I'll show our other guests to
their doom that is to say their
room now Sono isn't that better out of
the rain into this cousin's little
palazzo more like out of the frying pan
into the
fire
here we are my dear friends the Grand
Inquisitor honeymoon suite
yikes coyote do you see what I see oh
yes very interesting decor early horror
sweet dreams or should I say nightmares
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
it is no use on coyote i can never sleep
in this scary bed a perfectly safe angel
after all I can smell danger a mile away
wait Sencho i do smell something it's
either danger or Rosenante it's both
outsmarted by a kitty cat how
humiliating
[Laughter]
something's not quite right here
everything seems fine to me then how
come we're strapped down a puzzle device
to keep us from falling out of bed yes
in case of
nightmares and I think I'm having one
right now
and now my friends let us pray
[Music]
thank you but I never use cologne the
mere dab of beef gravy behind each ear
does the trick for
me
ha
honcho does it seem to you that our host
is growing larger no Don Coyote it is us
we are shrinking what a way to treat a
house death don Coyote I've shrunk to
the size of a small orange h I would say
more the five of a kumquat now now now
did you really think I would leave you
this way with no possible hope of
reprieve yes you said
well let it never be said that Simpala
doesn't have a heart here it is my
friends your one chance for survival the
endless
maze find your way to the end and the
antidote is
[Music]
yours but fair warning if you don't find
the antidote within 8 hours you'll stay
tiny wincy forever
but but if this maze is endless how will
we ever find the end come come my dear
little friend even a 5-year-old could
find his way through this maze see any
5-year-olds around here
nope we're in big trouble
oh this maze gives me the willies
nonsense sono no maze is a match for the
keen analytical mind of don
[Music]
ah Angel you see we have arrived right
back where we started from
you got a point there perhaps what is
needed here is a direct approach come we
ride
stop on coyote the
[Music]
[Music]
wall hooray for Don Coyote you found me
Don Coyote you found a way out like I've
always said Sancho the shortest distance
between two points is equal to the sum
of the squares of the points but only if
they're square points if you get my
point they just don't make keen
analytical minds like yours anymore
Dyote
[Applause]
what kind of villain is this this is
rotten low down villain you know any
other kind but you said you'd give us
the antidote this ant kiddo yes yes i
changed my mind my potion works i don't
need you anymore
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
h never before have I been treated so
ignimonious uh
ignmonious so rotten we must return to
the casco sencho you're right Don Coyote
to vindicate our honor no DC to find the
[Music]
antidote coyote do you hear what I hear
[Music]
[Applause]
you see what I see see I see it but I
don't believe it
[Music]
run follow me and stay
close
[Music]
here we are old friend the quiet and
safety of a
cave forget the
quiet and forget the
[Music]
safety lucky we got these teeth to hang
on to teeth
teeth did you say yes we're in the mouth
of some fearsome beast why of course
that explains the teeth
quick Sono out of the monster's jaws
oh no Don Coyote is still down
inside don Coyote are you okay don
Coyote don Coyote you escaped but of
course no monster can hold don coyote
look an entrance to the castle and the
antidote and heavily guarded by evil
henchmen evil henchmen i only see
pinking Patunius of course another of
Symbol's tricks charge
[Music]
what happened an obvious ambush for a
bunch of Patunius they sure put up a
good fight onward to the antidote
[Music]
let's all hold hands so nobody gets lost
feno an excellent idea
a Veno your hand feels like a claw you
know I was thinking the same thing about
you Don Coyote likewise me too
[Music]
yow ah the coast is clear
antidote here we come
i'm tired of being an insect it's the
lowest form of animal life you ought to
try being a donkey sh
i can't help but wonder where we are i
don't know seems like the middle of a
very large dish but who could it be for
a very large cat oh yes very large he
seems to be getting ready for dinner
yeah i wonder what's for dinner you can
stop wondering it's
[Music]
us a refuge for what i'm glad we're
small
[Music]
safe at last i don't think so don Kyote
look
out promise do you hate donkey try this
[Music]
[Music]
hello heat
that's what happened to my dinner
[Applause]
help help somebody help me did you hear
that i hope not we don't have time come
my friend who can refuse a damsel in
distress i could come on unless you want
to stay out here and be an ordurve don't
coyote i think we are the ones who are
going to need help
fear not Sono it is merely a dread
monster i I think this time you're right
no for once I'm wrong it is a beautiful
damsel who is it i can't see you we're
down here my dear yes careful where you
step it could be us we had an
unfortunate encounter with Symbala's
spritzer oh this is awful i didn't think
Simbala could really shrink people now
I'll have to marry him well if I refuse
he's threatened to shrink everyone in my
kingdom fear not Fear Maiden and uh fear
not fair maiden i shall save you well
it's the best offer I've had all day but
Simbala wears the key to this door
around his neck if you could get me the
key then I can get you the antidote we
accept the challenge when he says we he
means me i am me
but Don Coyote what about him there is
another way that any true brave
miniature knight could try oh the magic
words
simbala's bedroom is the next window
over along the ledge have no fear
princess i've got plenty for all of us
just don't look down
[Applause]
are you ready my brave heroes would it
do any good to say no hammered but
please not downward
[Music]
careful men an evil bird of prey i'm
praying i'm praying
[Music]
neither man nor bird can meet the
challenge of g*n coyote's
[Music]
[Music]
blood phonote you're a chip off the old
rock all in a night's work sono
[Music]
well I might as well get into the swing
of this
[Music]
[Applause]
i've got it
fear not Seno the ever resourceful Don
Coyote has a plan
[Music]
come my friend let us Wait what new
devilment is this
what matters the pitfalls when you found
the key to success clear sailing from
now on feno don't look out on coyote or
you'll be
seasick ah an impath i wonder who has
the right of way
we do the key the key to my freedom oh
how can I ever repay you no payment is
necessary my princess but Donkeyote my
lady's smile is payment enough nothing
more excuse me Mr magnanimous sono since
when do we take anything for doing a
good deed since we are 2 in tall ah yes
fortunately there's an exception to
every rule
ah there it is princess the antidote
all you'll need is a couple of spritzes
i do the spritzing around here who so
you're trying to escape from me are you
well there's no way oh yes there is
what so you insects are the cause of all
my trouble insects in the past tense you
you
you nasty fellow we'll see about
that try past and future
no no look what you made me
do well say something nice knowing you
[Music]
Shorty eat what you eat have as much as
you want have more than you want yummy
yummy
[Music]
yummy ah a night's reward will I ever
see you again perhaps my dear but for
now we must seek other quests other
adventures however large or small please
Don Coyote would you mind not mentioning
small
[Music]
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01x12 - Shrink, Shrank, Shrunk
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.
Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.