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01x12 - Shrink, Shrank, Shrunk

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x12 - Shrink, Shrank, Shrunk

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the ancient Spartans used to find that a

good trek through the rain was most

invigorating so who wants to break not

me you know if those ancient Spartans

were so healthy how come they're all

dead

i'll bet it was those invigorating

tricks in the rain that got them do tell

oh you have some new friends yes if you

like dogs

look stop honcho yonder is the very

shelter we need

but don't coyote the castle looks

dangerous ah so much the better as Ralph

said and Joe danger is my

bread is it my

butter or is it my life him

what a kind little fellow you are to

assist in my experiment

oh tell me the truth Cat after this is

all over will I be able to play the

concert Tina of

course that's funny i never could before

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claude you're letting our test subject

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escape dear me what a terrible

disappoint but wait who needs a measly

mouse for our experiment when we have

visitors

come claws let us greet our guinea pigs

i mean to say our guests feel

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patience my dear visit us first then

your time will

come francho at the count of three how

many three gotcha

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i know somebody was knocking

ah playful little visitors aren't we

welcome my dear Victor i mean visitors

welcome to Castle Dread home of

Simbala please to make your acquaintance

show our quadriped guests to the stable

clothes

meanwhile I'll show our other guests to

their doom that is to say their

room now Sono isn't that better out of

the rain into this cousin's little

palazzo more like out of the frying pan

into the

fire

here we are my dear friends the Grand

Inquisitor honeymoon suite

yikes coyote do you see what I see oh

yes very interesting decor early horror

sweet dreams or should I say nightmares

[Applause]

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[Applause]

it is no use on coyote i can never sleep

in this scary bed a perfectly safe angel

after all I can smell danger a mile away

wait Sencho i do smell something it's

either danger or Rosenante it's both

outsmarted by a kitty cat how

humiliating

[Laughter]

something's not quite right here

everything seems fine to me then how

come we're strapped down a puzzle device

to keep us from falling out of bed yes

in case of

nightmares and I think I'm having one

right now

and now my friends let us pray

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thank you but I never use cologne the

mere dab of beef gravy behind each ear

does the trick for

me

ha

honcho does it seem to you that our host

is growing larger no Don Coyote it is us

we are shrinking what a way to treat a

house death don Coyote I've shrunk to

the size of a small orange h I would say

more the five of a kumquat now now now

did you really think I would leave you

this way with no possible hope of

reprieve yes you said

well let it never be said that Simpala

doesn't have a heart here it is my

friends your one chance for survival the

endless

maze find your way to the end and the

antidote is

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yours but fair warning if you don't find

the antidote within 8 hours you'll stay

tiny wincy forever

but but if this maze is endless how will

we ever find the end come come my dear

little friend even a 5-year-old could

find his way through this maze see any

5-year-olds around here

nope we're in big trouble

oh this maze gives me the willies

nonsense sono no maze is a match for the

keen analytical mind of don

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ah Angel you see we have arrived right

back where we started from

you got a point there perhaps what is

needed here is a direct approach come we

ride

stop on coyote the

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wall hooray for Don Coyote you found me

Don Coyote you found a way out like I've

always said Sancho the shortest distance

between two points is equal to the sum

of the squares of the points but only if

they're square points if you get my

point they just don't make keen

analytical minds like yours anymore

Dyote

[Applause]

what kind of villain is this this is

rotten low down villain you know any

other kind but you said you'd give us

the antidote this ant kiddo yes yes i

changed my mind my potion works i don't

need you anymore

[Applause]

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[Applause]

h never before have I been treated so

ignimonious uh

ignmonious so rotten we must return to

the casco sencho you're right Don Coyote

to vindicate our honor no DC to find the

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antidote coyote do you hear what I hear

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[Applause]

you see what I see see I see it but I

don't believe it

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run follow me and stay

close

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here we are old friend the quiet and

safety of a

cave forget the

quiet and forget the

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safety lucky we got these teeth to hang

on to teeth

teeth did you say yes we're in the mouth

of some fearsome beast why of course

that explains the teeth

quick Sono out of the monster's jaws

oh no Don Coyote is still down

inside don Coyote are you okay don

Coyote don Coyote you escaped but of

course no monster can hold don coyote

look an entrance to the castle and the

antidote and heavily guarded by evil

henchmen evil henchmen i only see

pinking Patunius of course another of

Symbol's tricks charge

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what happened an obvious ambush for a

bunch of Patunius they sure put up a

good fight onward to the antidote

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let's all hold hands so nobody gets lost

feno an excellent idea

a Veno your hand feels like a claw you

know I was thinking the same thing about

you Don Coyote likewise me too

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yow ah the coast is clear

antidote here we come

i'm tired of being an insect it's the

lowest form of animal life you ought to

try being a donkey sh

i can't help but wonder where we are i

don't know seems like the middle of a

very large dish but who could it be for

a very large cat oh yes very large he

seems to be getting ready for dinner

yeah i wonder what's for dinner you can

stop wondering it's

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us a refuge for what i'm glad we're

small

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safe at last i don't think so don Kyote

look

out promise do you hate donkey try this

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hello heat

that's what happened to my dinner

[Applause]

help help somebody help me did you hear

that i hope not we don't have time come

my friend who can refuse a damsel in

distress i could come on unless you want

to stay out here and be an ordurve don't

coyote i think we are the ones who are

going to need help

fear not Sono it is merely a dread

monster i I think this time you're right

no for once I'm wrong it is a beautiful

damsel who is it i can't see you we're

down here my dear yes careful where you

step it could be us we had an

unfortunate encounter with Symbala's

spritzer oh this is awful i didn't think

Simbala could really shrink people now

I'll have to marry him well if I refuse

he's threatened to shrink everyone in my

kingdom fear not Fear Maiden and uh fear

not fair maiden i shall save you well

it's the best offer I've had all day but

Simbala wears the key to this door

around his neck if you could get me the

key then I can get you the antidote we

accept the challenge when he says we he

means me i am me

but Don Coyote what about him there is

another way that any true brave

miniature knight could try oh the magic

words

simbala's bedroom is the next window

over along the ledge have no fear

princess i've got plenty for all of us

just don't look down

[Applause]

are you ready my brave heroes would it

do any good to say no hammered but

please not downward

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careful men an evil bird of prey i'm

praying i'm praying

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neither man nor bird can meet the

challenge of g*n coyote's

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blood phonote you're a chip off the old

rock all in a night's work sono

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well I might as well get into the swing

of this

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[Applause]

i've got it

fear not Seno the ever resourceful Don

Coyote has a plan

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come my friend let us Wait what new

devilment is this

what matters the pitfalls when you found

the key to success clear sailing from

now on feno don't look out on coyote or

you'll be

seasick ah an impath i wonder who has

the right of way

we do the key the key to my freedom oh

how can I ever repay you no payment is

necessary my princess but Donkeyote my

lady's smile is payment enough nothing

more excuse me Mr magnanimous sono since

when do we take anything for doing a

good deed since we are 2 in tall ah yes

fortunately there's an exception to

every rule

ah there it is princess the antidote

all you'll need is a couple of spritzes

i do the spritzing around here who so

you're trying to escape from me are you

well there's no way oh yes there is

what so you insects are the cause of all

my trouble insects in the past tense you

you

you nasty fellow we'll see about

that try past and future

no no look what you made me

do well say something nice knowing you

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Shorty eat what you eat have as much as

you want have more than you want yummy

yummy

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yummy ah a night's reward will I ever

see you again perhaps my dear but for

now we must seek other quests other

adventures however large or small please

Don Coyote would you mind not mentioning

small

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