11x23 - Sensei Switcheroo

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Dustin: Hey, guys I want you to meet my Dad.

Hunter: Hey!

Dustin: This is Hunter, Blake, and Cam.

Jake: I'm Jake. Dustin's told me everything about you guys

Dustin: Not everything, I promise.

Hunter: Oh!

Dustin: Oh and uh this is my boss Kelly.

Kelly: Hi. Nice to meet you.

Jake: Hey.

Kelly: Can I help you with something?

Dustin: We uh, stopped by to pick up some new gloves. Dad thrashed his last pair.

Hunter: You guys ride together? Oh that is so cool

Jake: I taught him everything he knows.

Dustin: He did. Yeah, it's true.

Hunter: Ah, a guy and his dad. I miss that.

Blake: Yeah, me too.

Cam: So do i.

Hunter: What are you talking about? At least your dad's still around.

Cam: Somehow high-fiving a guinea pig just isn't the same.

Sensei: One who is lost in thought is still lost, son.

Cam: I guess it shows.

Sensei: You are missing your mother?

Cam: And father. So, much has happened to me, to us!

Sensei: I am always here for you, Cam.

Cam: I know you are and I know, I should be grateful you're even alive, but sometimes.

Sensei: Sometimes a guinea pig, even a ninja master guinea pig, is no replacement for a real life human father.

Cam: Do you think you'll ever get you know, unstuck?

Sensei: To undo what has been done, will
take a mighty power source. One far greater than my energy alone.

Lothor: You're applying for the Lothor’s internship program? Do we even have one of those?

Choobo: Beats me.

Marah: Yeah.

Kapri: You do now. You see Uncle since you're always putting down our efforts as
amateurish. Marah and I have decided to go back to school and become professionals.

Marah: Yeah.

Lothor: Hmm?

Marah: We're getting our mbes which means,um…Masters in.

Kapri: Masters in the business of evil.

Lothor: Hmm?

Kapri: Here is our marketing strategy and
monster plan to earn extra credit. Now we've decided to use an alien named
Footzilla.

Marah: Isn't he grooving and it means we get to go shoe shopping. Ah!

Lothor: Alright, girls.

Kapri: Zip it!

Lothor: School is in session but if you fail me again. You'll find yourselves in detention.

Kapri: Thanks.

Lothor: Forever.

Girls: Oh!

Cam: I've adjusted the energy of my morpher to reconstruct matter at a subatomic level.

Tori: Uh-huh.

Cam:It will in theory make my father human again.

Tori: Are you sure you want to do this, Sensei?

Sensei: I am ready!

Cam: Here it goes.

Tori: Cam, is it supposed to sound like that?

Cam: I don't know, I think the energy might be too intense. Shane, pull the main interface cables!

Whoa!

Cam: Everyone okay?

Tori: Uh-huh!

Shane: Something's different I can feel it in my whiskers?

Tori: Huh?

Shane: What? What's wrong?

Cam: Dad?

Shane: Dude, who are you calling ‘dad’?

Sensei: I am here, Cam!

Tori: No way!

Cam: I think we have a problem.

Tori: This can't be happening. Shane is in the Sensei's body and Sensei is in Shane's body.

Sensei: That would appear to be the case.

Ah!

Cam: Ah! And if that weren't bad enough the force of the elemental pulse is shorted all of Ninja Ops!

Ah!

Tori: You know, you look kind of cute when you wrinkle your nose like that.

Shane: This isn't funny, Tori. I can't be a guinea pig today. I have a skate demo.

Cam: Not to mention what we're supposed to do if Lothor attacks. We're on backup power as it is.

Sensei: We must not let anyone know about the dilemma. I will uphold your skating obligation.

Tori: No offense, Sensei, you may look like Shane, but skate like Shane. No way.

Sensei: You must not underestimate the
power of a ninja master. Cam, stay here and correct the situation. Tori, take me to the skatepark, please?

Tori: Okay.

Shane: What am I supposed to do? I'm starving?

Tori: Uh…here you go try some of this. We'll be back as soon as we can.

Ah!

Ah!

Uh…

Oooh…Oh!

Kelly: What is up with him today?

Tori: I think it's an inner ear thing. I think the inside part.

Kelly: Hmm?! I better go.

Tori: Come on, Shane!

Ah! AHH! Ah!

Whoa!

Tori: You okay?

Sensei: I'm not used to being back in human form, yet.


Tori: The wise rodent once told me to use my inner ninja sometimes like these.

Sensei: Hmm.

Dustin: Hey.

Tori: Oh, you made it.

Dustin: Yeah, I just dropped my dad off the airport. Missed anything?

Tori: You might say that.

Dustin: No way.

Ah. Oh.

Shane: Hey, check me out. Oh! Whoa! Man, four legs is definitely not better than two. How does your dad do this?

Cam: He's a ninja master

Shane: But he's still a guinea pig.

Cam: Yeah, I miss him. I really hope this works. There, after the skate demo I can switch you back.

Shane: I hope your dad is as good at
skating as he is at everything else. I have a certain reputation, you know.

Cam: Relax, what could go wrong?

Marah: Over here.

Whoo!

Marah: Chapter 3: Surprising teenage superheroes.

Kapri: You don't need your notes, Marah. Just send in the Kelzaks.

Oh..I can do that!

Tori: Ready for this, Sensei.

Shane: I think the term is bring it on. Come on!

Tori: Whoa, I guess there's some things you never forget.

Ah.

Uh.

Marah: Okay, where did he get those moves? That is so unfair.

Kapri: Yeah. The Kelzaks are useless

Dustin: Yeah.

Kapri: Let's see how the Rangers feel about a little game of footsie.

Footzilla: Ready to get stomped on by Footzilla. Come on, let's play?

Tori: Wanna do the honors, Sensei?

Sensei: It would be my pleasure. Ready?

Ready. Ninja Storm, Ranger Form, ha!

Power of Earth.

Power of Water.

Power of Air.

Shane: This feels quite pleasant.

Footzilla: I'll keep you on your toes.

Shane: Wait, allow me, if you please. Come? I must say I am enjoying being full size again.

Tori: You're awesome!

Dustin: Wicked moves, dude.

Sensei: Dustin, you will kindly not refer to me as dude.

Tori: Dustin!

Dustin: I'm sorry, Sensei.

Footzilla: Now, I'm hopping mad. Ah!

Sensei: Go!

Footzilla: Time for some soul-searching.

Huh?

Tori: Guess he knew when to make tracks.

Huh? Back to the drawing board.

Sensei: Go for Sensei. I always wanted to say that.

Cam: Everything's back up and running here. Come in and I'll make the switch back.

Dustin: Ah! Do we have to?

Tori: Dustin!

Dustin: What?

Shane: Hey, I heard that.

Kapri: And this is the point where well Footzilla was forced to retreat.

Hmm.

Lothor: There's something rotten in the state of Denmark.

Kapri: Denmark?Ah! I thought they lived in California?

Lothor: It's Shakespeare. Read a book.

Marah: Technically that would be a play.

Lothor: Whatever, the red one seems to have woken up on the right side of the bed this morning. We need something to counter-attack this new operating Ranger.

Uh..

Huh..

Lothor: Well, don't just stand there looking like a peacock threw up on you.

Oh!

Lothor: Well isn't it obvious, he needs a special power. Every monster in my army has one.

Kapri: Okay, so uh what if he doesn't.

Lothor: Then give him one.

Marah: Maybe you might want to give us a suggestion.

Lothor: Super stink foot odor, or toenail terrorizes or heel cushioning gravity control.

Marah: Oh, I like that one gravity control. Then, what?

Lothor: I have to give you the answer.

Marah: Well, that would help.

Kapri: Uh-huh.

Lothor: Have him cause a catastrophe with his power.

Okay!

Marah: Cool, but like is it a c or a k in catastrophe.

Cam: There by implementing a new wireless power supply I think I fixed the problem.

Tori: So, it'll work this time?!

Cam: As long as nothing interrupts the energy flow. Here it goes!


Dustin: Hey, it's working. AH!!!

Shane: Oh, I got legs, I got legs. I'm me again. Whoa!

Cam: Dad,how do you feel?

Dustin: Like I could go for a big bag of sunflower seeds.

Sensei: We seem to have solved one problem and created another.

Tori: Oh, boy.

Just do it right this time!

Cam: I think we're back online.

Got it!

Tori: He's in the shopping district.

Shane: And I don't think he's looking for bargains.

Time to put my foot down!

Sensei: Have the Thunder Rangers meet us there.

Cam: I'll join you after I fill them in.

Footzilla: Oh, they never have my size.

Footise, behind you!

Footzilla: Wha? Ah! Rangers! You're not gonna step on my party.

Shane: We're gonna wipe you out toejam.

Sensei: Ready?

Ready!

Ninja Storm, Ranger Form, ha!

Power of Water!

Earth!

Air!


Sensei: After you.

Ah!

Oh!

Sensei: If I may!

Footzilla: You and me are going toe to toe. AHHH!

Tori: Wow!

Sensei: It is interesting to note the difference between Red Ranger and Yellow rangers physiology.

Tori: Maybe you could do the after the fight.

Sensei: Excellent point. You must pay, Evil Space Alien.

Footzilla: And you think I'm corny? I'm walking all over ya.

Kapri: Good one, Footise.
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Um…

Huh?


Hunter: It's time to give this foot the boot.

Thunder Storm, Ranger Form!

Power of Thunder!

Thunder Staff.

Footzilla: Oh, great another one.

Cam: Don't worry I'm the last one.

Footzilla: Catch you all with anti-gravity bunion pads.

Shane: Oh!

Hunter: What?

Huh?

Tori: I can't get it off.

Footzilla: Little lighter on your feet. Anti-gravity power now!

Marah: Our little foot monster's kicking butt.

WHOA!!!!

Footzilla: So, still hanging in there, Rangers?

Shane: Hey, put us down!

Footzilla: Okay, you asked for it.

Whoa!!!

Tori: Shane!

Cam: Oh, I'm dizzy!

Blake: Me too!

Hunter: Hold on!

Footzilla: You're grounded Red Ranger.

Sensei: Shane, focus your energy. I'll distract Footzilla. Lion Hammer.

Ah! Ah, stomped my toe?!

Shane, use your inner ninja skills to extract yourself. Concentrate!

Shane: Ninja Power of Air, break free

Footzilla: Hey, put me down!

Ah!

Shane: Huh?

AHH! WHA!

Shane: Awesome!

Sensei: Good job, Shane.

Tori: Yeah.

Shane: Thanks, Sensei. I think a little of you must rubbed off on me. Huh?

Footzilla: I'm not through, yet!

Shane; Come on, guys. Thunderstorms Canon. Fire!

AHHH!

All right!

Yes!
Nice!

Oh! Oh!

Kapri: Okay, so they just like blew Footzilla
a little to bits. What now?

Lothor: How long have you been working here? We make them big, okay. They blow them up and we making big happens every time how could you not get that
part

Oh!

Marah: Okay, now. How do you spell big? Is it big?

Kapri: It's like this!

Sensei, Cam, the Megazord!

Cam: Sure thing.

Sensei: Ooh, I have never ridden in the Zords before…this is well fun!

Shane: Hunter, let's mix it up?

Hunter: Right!

Dustin: For once I'm not getting worked this is like a vacation.

Up, up and away!

Shane: Sensei, what do we do?

Dustin: I have taught you all you need to know, Shane!

Thunderstorm Full Power!

AHHH! The agony of defeat!

Girls: I will not destroy my Uncle Lothor's
evil empire! Oh!

Kapri: Oh, that is so not why i went back
to school.

Marah:Yeah? Well, my hand hurts.

Lothor: Quit, complaining and keep writing!
1 000 more times.

Ah!!!

Okay, okay!

Nightmare!

We get it!

Cam: Everything's all set. Dad, you ready?

Sensei: Inever realized how hard it must be for you not having a human father any longer.

Cam: Whatever form you're in I'll always be there for you and i know you're always
there for me.

Dustin: That's really cool but can we get this over with. I think I got fleas. Oh, yeah! I'm unfurry. Oh, what a trip!

Sensei: And I have returned to my rodent form.

Cam: Don't worry dad I'm gonna find a way to make you human again.

Sensei: I know you will try your best son.

Shane: Hey, uh, Cam, there won't be any
you know, after effects from being a guinea pig or anything, will there?

Cam: Highly improbable.

Phew!

Dustin: Mmm. Oh, man this stuff’s awesome. What?!

Credit to Cassandra for sending this in!