19x07 - He Ain't Heavy Metal; He's My Brother

[bunniefuu]

Male narrator:
centuries ago in japan,

Nighlok monsters
invaded our world,

But samurai warriors
defeated them with power symbols

Passed down
from parent to child.

Today, the evil nighlok
have risen once again,

And plan to flood the earth.

Luckily, a new generation
of heroes stand in their way.

They are
the power rangers samurai.

[Fighting grunts]

[Gentle guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, where’s that guitar music
coming from?

[Clears throat]

Hi.

Can I help you?

- Hey, guys.

The name’s terry.

I’m mia’s brother.

[Lively rock music]

♪ ♪

All: samurai forever!

- Jayden.

- Mia.

- Mike.

- Kevin.

- Emily.

- Antonio.

- ♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go, power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Rangers together ♪

♪ Samurai forever ♪

♪ ♪

- You’re mia’s brother.

- Yep, all my life.

[Laughing]

- Well,
welcome to the shiba house.

- Whoa.

This is cool.

So where is my sis, anyway?

- Oh, she went with kevin
to get some groceries.

- You’re not gonna let her cook,
are you?

[Laughter]

- No, we’ve--we’ve learned
that lesson.

- Sis is good with a blade,

As long as it’s not
a kitchen knife.

- So what brings you to town,
terry?

- I’m volunteering
at the children’s hospital

Over summer break.

My parents think it’ll get me
into med school down the road.

- Is there a big demand
for guitar-playing doctors?

- This?

No, i’m also trying
to put together a concert gig.

I was hoping mia would sing.

- Mia sings?

- Oh, she’s awesome.

When we were kids, we were gonna
be the world’s greatest band,

But, you know,
the whole power rangers thing...

[Alarm blaring]

- Speaking of which.

- Uh, we’d love to stay,
but--

- Oh, don’t sweat it.

Go save the world.

I’ll just hang out with mentor.

He seems cool.

- We’ll be right back.

- I’ll be right here.

- Obviously,
these moogers have no class.

I think they need to study up
on their fighting skills.

- Haven’t you heard?

School’s out for the summer.

[Grunting]

- Not so fast, guys.
- Yah!

- It’s time for some
extracurricular activity.

- Let’s play
a little five-on-one.

- Is anyone up
for dodgeball?

- You guys keep this up,

And i’m gonna have to keep you
after school.

- Last one down is a rotten egg!

- Hyah!
- Yah!

Now, remember kids,
you need to learn to play nice.

- Class dismissed.

- Hey, sorry i’m late,

But it looks like
you handled it.

- Thanks for the assist,
antonio.

I’m glad you were nearby.

- Oh, it’s nice to feel needed.

- Oh, mia.

Speaking of being needed,

We’re needed back
at the shiba house.

- Why?

What’s going on?

- Mia’s brother.

Dude, you have to meet him.

He’s, like,
this zen guitar player.

- My brother with his guitar?

- Yeah, and he wants you
to sing in his band.

- Uh, he does?

- Wait.

Your brother
has a rock band?

Sweet.

I have got to meet him.

I’m gonna go grab my guitar,

And i’ll meet you there
in a few.

Don’t let him leave!

[Video game lasers firing]

- Hey, terry.

- Terry!

- Sis.

Hey, it’s been a long time.

- Oh.

Oh, terry,
you haven’t met kevin.

- You’re blue, right?

- Yeah.
- Heard a lot about you, man.

I’m glad you got
my sister’s back.

- Yeah.

That’s a great guitar.

Can I see it?

- Go for it.

- Oh, perfect.

- So what are you doing here?

- I’m getting the band
back together.

We’ve got a concert on friday,

And I was kind of hoping
you’d sing with us.

- Oh, no.

- Oh, come on, mia.

We want to see you rock out
on stage.

- Yeah.
- Come on, mia.

- You can sing?

- Can I talk to you outside
for a minute?

- Hey, what gives?

- Terry, you’re supposed
to be thinking about

Your future this summer,
not playing gigs.

- It’s just one show, mia.

It’s not like
i’m going on a world tour.

- Be realistic.

You got a better shot
getting into med school

Than becoming a rock star.

- You sound just like
mom and dad.

- Well, maybe they’re right.

We’re just trying
to look out for you.

- Well, thanks,
but I can look out for myself.

I’m sorry
I even bothered coming here.

I’ll get my stuff.

- Terry.

- You don’t want to help me.

I get it.

I’ll find somebody else to sing.

- Hey.

You must be
the musician brother.

- Yeah, that’s me.

- So do you play
as well as mia cooks?

- Dude, I hope not.

- I’m just messing with you.

Hey, i’m antonio.

You’re not leaving, are you?

’Cause I was hoping to jam
with you.

- Um, I don’t know
if i’m really up for--

Wait.

Do you sing?

- I sing a little
when i’m down at the pier.

The fish never complain.

- Then let’s go jam.

[Laughs]

I want to hear
those golden pipes.

I hear that’s your color.

- [Laughs]
golden--

That’s a good one.

- That’s it, master.

Take your medicine.

Your defeat
by the samurai rangers

Has master xandred and I
sick to our stomachs.

- Merely a minor setback.

- Your plans haven’t worked.

Let’s see some real results.

- This time, I will achieve
a different outcome.

Using the powers I possess,
I will take out those rangers

Once and for all.

- You should know that
your chances to prove yourself

Are getting thin.

The clock’s ticking much louder
than you think.

Your time is running out.

- We’ll see about that.

- [Groaning]

- What’s the matter,
uncle bulk?

- The samurai’s path.

It’s elusive.

No matter how hard we try,

It always seems
just out of our grasp.

- Hmm.

Well, maybe we need longer arms.

- What i’m saying is,

Perhaps we need to seek another
path toward samurai-ness.

Let’s close our eyes,
concentrate,

And think on it.

Clang!

[Groans]

- [Laughs]

- That’s it!

- What?
We’re gonna recycle old paper?

- The samurai’s warrior instinct
must be tempered

With an appreciation
of art, beauty, and culture.

- Culture?

What?
We’re gonna make yogurt?

- No, spike,
we are gonna make music.

Both: ah.

[Rooster crows]

- ♪ I’m crying in my truck ♪

♪ With my hound dog, jack ♪

♪ ’Cause that lonesome
old train ♪

♪ Can’t bring
my baby back ♪

♪ Pants, pants, pants ♪

♪ My pants have no pockets ♪

♪ Pockets, pockets, pockets ♪

♪ No pockets for my pants ♪

- ♪ Oh, but the road
goes on forever ♪

Both: ♪ oh, but the road
goes on forever ♪

[Trumpet honks]

- ♪ And every day ♪

♪ And all we want
to have is ♪

♪ Every day ♪

♪ All we want to have
is fun, fun, fun ♪

- You guys ready?

Three, four.

- ♪ Every day ♪

♪ All we want to have
is fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun any way ♪

♪ So just come and join us ♪

♪ One by one ♪

♪ Let’s just make
this party last♪

- Man, we are definitely tight.

- You said it.

Ah, man, I can’t wait.

[Knocking]

- Hey, terry.

Uh, mia’s not in right now,

But you’re welcome
to come in and wait.

- No, thanks.

I’ve got a lot of these
to pass out.

- Cool.
Thanks.

- Hope to see you there.

- "Featuring antonio"?

[Rock music]

♪ ♪

- Heya.

You guys think you’re tough,
or what?

- Tough enough.

- We’ve got a hot new music act

That is like nothing
you’ve ever seen before.

It’s gonna set
the music world on fire.

- Okay.

We’re listening.

- So hot, in fact, that we fear
for our own personal safety.

We need a security detail

For a concert appearance
later tonight.

- Mm-hmm.

To protect us
from our crazy fans.

- Fans?

These guys?

- We need you to whisk us
off of the the stage

And out of the building

The moment our performance
is complete.

- Whisk!
Ha-ha-ha-ha.

- Don’t stop for anything until
we’re a safe distance away.

Got it?

- What’s in it for us?

- Ah, well...

How does $5 sound?

- Hmm?

- All right,
you got yourself a deal.

$5...

In advance.

- [Thinking] why can’t terry
just focus on his future

And not his rock band?

Wait.
I do sound like mom.

We did used to have some fun.

♪ I hope I know you understood ♪

♪ Thought you knew what we had
was really good ♪

♪ Oh, I believed in you ♪

The world’s greatest band.

[Both laughing]

- Hey, uncle bulk,
look, look, look!

That girl!

She’s so pretty.

- Well,
invite her to our concert.

Chicks dig rock stars.

- Yeah!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Hey, hey, pretty girl!
Hey!

[Alert beeps]

- Nighlok attack.

I’m sorry,
but i’m kind of in a hurry.

- [Panting]
yeah--but i--i--

I-i wanted to invite--

- For me?

- Yeah, but--
- okay, thanks.

But I really have to go.

Thanks again!

- Yah!

All: go, go, samurai!

Shing!

All: yah!

- I think i’ll cut in
on your fun.

[Explosions]

All: ah!

[All grunting]

- Moogers.

[Grunting]

[Upbeat rock music]

♪ ♪

- Ha-ha!

- Yah!

- I’d head back to
the netherworld if I were you.

- But you’re not.

[Explosions booming]

- This is much better.

With you rangers out of the way,

I can finally put my plan
into action.

It’s a nightmare come true.

- Dream on, serrator.

- What?

- Whatever your plan is,
i’m here to stop it.

- You, stop me?

You’ve got spirit.

I’ll grant you that.

[Grunting]

- Yah!

- But I hate spirit.

- Mia, you need this!

- Thanks.
That’ll help.

Super samurai mode.

- What’s this?

- Turtle disk.

Super spin sword.

Ha!

Super airway!

Super samurai slash!

Yah!

- [Grunts]

Now, that hurt.

- Good!

- Great job.
- That was awesome!

- You think you’ve won?

This party’s
just getting started.

Papyrox!

- Whoa, cheerleading moogers?

Well, their team’s going down.

- We’ve got to take this
up a notch.

- You’re right.

Mia, use the samurai
combination disk.

- Right.

I’ll form the samurai megazord.

Samurai combination!

- I’ll pilot the bullzord.

Hah!

Okay, bullzord,
let’s get to work.

[Engine revving]

- Just waiting on mia.

- All right.

All: samurai megazord!

We are united!

- You guys ready
for a wagon ride?

- Yeah!
- You bet!

All: yee-haw!

- Time to put a charge
into them.

[Metal clashing]

- Clawzord, we need you.

Hah!

- Clawzord transformation!

Claw battlezord east: ready!

- Perfect timing.

Watch out!
Incoming.

[Lasers whooshing]

[All grunting]

- Hang in there, guys.

- Jayden, it’s time to show them

What the bullzord
can really do.

- Good idea.

Let’s up the ante, shall we?

Bull disk!

Bullzord transformation.

Bull megazord:
armed for battle!

Now let’s show these creeps
that we mean business.

Get ready.

Return to sender!

- Boo-ya!

That’s right.

Fight fire with fire, baby.

- Come on, guys.

Let’s finish this.

- We’re with you.

- Claw to shreds!

All: turtle power!

Samurai strike!

- Revolving laser blaster.

[Lasers firing]

- ♪ Go, go power rangers ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Go, go power rangers ♪

- And that’s how
we rock and roll!

- Samurai rangers,
victory is ours.

- Heh, yeah, feel that?

You got to rock to the left.

Yeah.

Yeah, all right.

- Let me show you something.

Ah, ah!

How was that?

- Mia, aren’t you coming
to the concert?

- I think i’m just gonna
turn in.

- Mia, is there a problem
between you and your brother?

- He’s supposed to be
volunteering at the hospital,

Not playing some gig.

- Oh, okay.

But after that long battle,

We’re kind of gonna blow off
some steam.

- [Sighs]

- Flyer for terry’s concert.

Great.

It’s a concert for a charity?

- Now prepare yourself for
the off-the-chain, funky beats

Of spikey spike
and the fresh bulk!

- ♪ Now listen when I tell ya ♪

♪ ’Cause I ain’t no liar ♪

♪ I’m spikey spike,
and i’m here to spit fire ♪

♪ I give you the word
my rhymes are dope ♪

♪ So you haters back off
’cause you just can’t cope ♪

- ♪ Drop it like it’s hot drop
it like it’s hot ♪

♪ Drop, drop it like it’s hot
drop it like it’s hot ♪

♪ Now, i’m the fresh bulk
and i’m here on the stage ♪

♪ I went to the zoo,
I saw some monkeys in the cage ♪

♪ And that’s it for my rhyme
one more line to go ♪

♪ Mary had a little lamb
whose fleece was white as snow ♪

[Cheers and applause]

- Spikey spike
and the fresh bulk, everyone!

- Wow!

They like us.
They really like us!

- Wow.

We could bask
in this glory forever.

Oh!

Hey!

- Let’s go, go, go.

- What?
Oh!

Hey!

- Got to get you out of here.
- But our fans...

- That’s who you paid us
to get you away from.

- Oh, come on.

That’s not the way
it’s supposed to go.

Ah!

- We’re on next.

Is mia out there?

- I don’t see
any of our friends.

- Oh.

- Aw, man,
i’m sure they’ll be here.

Come on.

Let’s go rock the house!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

Give a warm welcome
to the rebel rockers!

- ♪ Got some time to share ♪

♪ The sun is everywhere ♪

♪ Take my hand,
let’s do it together ♪

♪ Shake it up and dance ♪

♪ Take a, take a chance ♪

♪ It’s gonna last
forever and ever ♪

♪ We gonna have some fun ♪

♪ We gonna get it done ♪

♪ Do-ooh,
ooh-ooh-ooh, yeah ♪

♪ And jump together now ♪

♪ We gonna show you how ♪

♪ We do it right
every day ♪

♪ All we want to have
is fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun any way ♪

♪ So just come and join us ♪

♪ One by one ♪

♪ Show what you know, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Go, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

♪ We can’t let
this moment pass ♪

♪ No, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Go, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

♪ Let’s just make
this party last ♪

♪ Now we’re breaking free ♪

♪ Everyone can see ♪

♪ It’s our time,
we’re grooving together ♪

♪ Shopping till we drop ♪

♪ No, we never stop ♪

♪ Summer fun,
we’re having a party ♪

♪ All we want is the best ♪

♪ Don’t need any regrets ♪

♪ No, no,
no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ And being with my friends ♪

♪ Means the world to me ♪

♪ Let’s do it like ♪

Both: ♪ every day ♪

♪ All we want to have
is fun, fun, fun ♪

♪ Fun any way ♪

♪ So just come and join us ♪

♪ One by one ♪

- ♪ Show what you know, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Go, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

Both: ♪ we can’t let
this moment pass ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Go, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

Both: ♪ let’s just make
this party last ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Go, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ No, oh ♪

- ♪ We can’t let
this moment pass ♪

♪ No, oh ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

- ♪ No, oh ♪

Both: ♪ let’s just make
this party last ♪

[Cheers and applause]

- Antonio!

You guys were awesome.

Thanks for inviting us.

- Yeah, look at you,
mr. Rock star.

- It was
an incredible experience.

But it can’t beat fishing.

- Oh, come on!
- Whatever!

- You’re awesome.

- You’re cool, man.

- You could’ve told me
the concert was for charity.

- You could’ve asked.

[Laughs]

- I’m sorry.

I wouldn’t trade saving
the world for anything,

But i’ll admit
that I was a teensy bit jealous

When I found out
that you’re playing

For the world’s greatest band.

- [Laughs]

You know, what I really
want to do is be a doctor.

- Really?

- Well, a doctor
who seriously rocks.

- [Laughs]

That’s my baby brother.