01x01 - Episode 1

[bunniefuu]

Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere.

Will it soon pass me by?
In the middle of nowhere.

Baby won't you tell me
what am I to do?

I'm in the middle of nowhere
getting nowhere with you.

When I just looked across and I realised,
sh*t she is married to him.

Oh god, now we're joking.
So embarrassing.

That does kind of bring around
to what I'm was gonna say, ehm..

I know we only been going out for a
couple of months..

But.. yeah?
I really think.. no I know..

Go on.

I love you.

I mean, I hope that you think that's
to bored or to..

No! no....

That's great.

It's great, I love you to.

Really?
Yeah.

Well, in that case, ehm..

How would you feel about, sort of
marrying me

Oh god, Alex, of course I would.

Yes!

Can't believe that this is happening
it's fantastic.

Are you sure you can handle spending
the rest of your life with me.

Yeah, I just want to be with you
every day, it's all I've ever dreamed of.

and every night.

and every single second of every
minute of every hour.

well, apart from when I'm at work

Uhmmm, well f*ck it then...

Well, it's not been for one of these
before my friend Marina came.

Shhh.. Put your head on the cushion.

Okay...
Hmmm..

Well, it's...
That's a bit painfull, actually there..

So, that's what you think?

Au...

That feels extreme..

Au!

Au! You know that really hurt
that hurt before

Do you see, how bad the
tomatas are for you?

What?

That hurts a lot.
Shhh...

Please stop, please let go.

Get of me!

Aahh!
Au!

That hurt!

Right, can you not get any closer
to the edge here it's quit a drop

this is the famous, poets leap
so called because,

famous Pennine poet William Drury
lept his death here after been spurred

by the famous authoresse Emily Barrowed

who ehm.. hingstingly enough was
quite a plain woman

hihihi, eeh, whaaaaa

This is a very difficult time
for me and all my family.

Billy has now been missing for..
three days..

Three whole days..

Ehm. we still don't know where he is.

So, I'm bogging anyone..

is that bogging or begging?

I'm begging anyone out there
who might have caught sights of..

Is that supposed to be belly??

Billy.

Even if it doesn't seem important
it is to us, so please just phone in

Don't just say think wherever was
the last time you seen him

because, well we've tried that
it didn't work.

Since when?
Well, I..

Oh, my god!
They don't go with the...

Oh my god.. I've just remembered.

He is with the Scouts.

He is camping.

I'm sorry, he is not camping everybody...

I'm sorry...

I like to go out with blokes who have
ehmm really long hairy fat...

tattood arms, that drag along the floor.

Ehm...

Most of the blokes that I have been with
pardon my french..

they just had ordinary length arms
with no embelishment

did I say arms?

No I meant penises or peni.

Ehm.. I'm looking for a guy
who thinks like I do.

You know, like do we really need food

or is it just a habit.

You know when you are at the beach
and you pick up a shell

you can hear the sea?

Well, if you pick up your shoe

you think you can hear your footsteps?

Oh, well if you think like I do

Then...

Then...

No I can’t forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrows

When I had you there but then I let you go

And now it’s only fair that I should let you know

What you should know

I cant live
If living is without you

I can’t live
I can’t give anymore

Can’t live
If living is without you

can’t live,
I can’t take anymore

Well, I can’t forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving

But I guess that’s just the way this story goes,

You always smile
But in you eyes your sorrow shows

Yes it shows

can’t live
If living is without you

I can’t live
I can’t give anymore

can’t live
If living is without you

I can’t live,
I can’t take it anymore

Aaaahhhh!!!

Papercut.

Oh yes, the youngsters,

A quite challenging free program.

And you can hear just what the
crowd her in Prague

made of that.

So, the combination of many
months of hard work

for Irena en Alexei

and anything better then five sevens

and five eights

should put them into the lead

and these are the marks for technical merit

and they are very, very good

oh, and there is a six,
a six from the swiss judge

the rest are 5.9 and 5.8
and their coach and mentor

Maria Koriakove

Should be very, very happy her own.

and feel the tension around this arena

and we await the marks
for artistic impression,

we're building up for a
terrific cl*max

this evening.

and here are the second set of marks

there are on, two, three sixes

the rest are 5.9's

That will do, that will do.

You know I don't now what to do
cause he is so horrible.

It's been like you know, two days
and I'm not supposed to like,

bring him, you know. I'll wait,
shall I wait him to bring me

I don't really know what to do..

but that it is, this time I'm not just staying
as he want me to look forward.

you know... this thing being
hardboiled..

bad tempered and really

sort of ehm...

question of luxury

I'm not really sure..

I don't know what to do
cause he..

I don't know.. really

I don't know, what do you..

sorry, now, don't we, should we?

he's to old for you
and he's ehm..

and he's short.

has that left a mark?

no... you're fine.

drink your own, excuse me..

seven, six, five, four, three

two and, one,

clear... lower left eight
seven, six, five,

four.... ueeewwuh..

could I have a fresh probe, please?

thank you..

three... yes you have got a cavity there
so I´ll deal with that later

ghl. ueeewwuh...

had a physio check earlier..

Shouldn't really ... of course

and two, and one, clear

ueeeewwuh...

it's not a ... fresh
fresher maybe..

would you hold that..

okay... and upright, eight and...

ueeewwuh, mph excuse me

excuse her, she's in the middle of a curry

well, we both are.

meat biryani, is a bit disgusting.
hehemm...

euuehwwuhh.
ooh....

I am faul.
uuweh, excuse me

Sarah actually I've got one trapped
could you just ehmm...

give you bit of a pump?
heah..

heeeh....

excuse me..
be all gone..

nohh...

Hello, I'm Margaret I'm 46
and I have never c*m.

I did c*m a couple of years ago,
but my friends say that I'm not sure

I probably didn't

eh, I was just wondering ehm..

Is this it?

huhm huuuhhhhhhmmmm...

Or.. is this it?

auw.. auauwwwhh..
aauwwhh.. auuwwwh..

ooh... or, or is this it?

pffww, fffww, pffww, fffww,
pffww, fffww, pffww, fffww,

Or.. or is this it?

hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh, hoh...

does not, not too sure..

oh, I was nearly Miss Ireland, but I
lost out because

my left hand is massive

men seem to like it and...

I keep it behind my back
most of the time

Are you allright, madame?
Yeah..

I've got to ehmm...

Got to fill one of these in.

At some stage.. right.

Yeah.
Yeah.

Can I have your work tool?

Ehm, well it's basically 72 Road

You know and ehm...

I´ve done it a million times, I could have
done it with my eyes shut to be honest.

no I didn´t

Okay, so that´s the usual route?

No actually thats ehm a different system
towards the ferry end

right, wel eh.. I did a left until Axxon Road

then I went straight on I did a second left

to make avenue, straight on, left

left into Cress Row, left again,
into River Street

and then I have been looking down

and thinking that one is bigger then the other one

and I´d gonna be like lopsided
for the rest of my life

and I just...Just.......

what could that be in words?

I think I overtook a right...

one turn right got straight into the river....

yeah.. well I know that now
didn´t I?

Okay so I´m, I´m still confused.. to this

Cause, of incident question..

Probably because I was
going to many lefts

You got that?
Simply not no....

What about I swore, to
have avoid a bunny?

Like nine?
Yeah...

Are you gonna turn 'm on?

Not personally no, but she may
find that on

Ooh that a big herron!

She just legged, didn't she?

In an uncertain world..

In uncertain times...

They will prosper.

They will triomph.

They'll always be loved...

They'll never be out of work.

They are people who look Irish.

Hi look, I'm a little bit in a
hurry, ehmm...

I bought this camera, the other day,
I've had it two days, or something,

and it's just completely pracked in

all right, you've not dropped it
or stood on it or...

well, I think that I'd know if I
dropped it or I stood on it or something..

you now and I'm really, really
not happy about it..

maybe one of the kids started messing up...

I haven't got any children

hihihihi.. I haven't got any children..

I.. d ehmmm....

I haven't got any children..
I you want to know it..

I haven't got any bloody children.

Could just been the battery..

Hello.

My name is Alice.

Aaaahhhh!!

Hello...

My name.. is...

Bwuhaliceehh...

I'm just a simple girl

ordinary, I've got

funny way to have it , I got

always seems you'll have

and those little things I do

are most cause like to do

I'm just a simple girl, so

ordinary and you

you know, when you met me

and that's really fun by you

but there's something else to say

there are times when I'm a horse

oooooo, then I go nenenenene

it's okay, that's there to send me them

something strong by lord

oooooo, they come to dress I drive or die

nothing else can turn me on

it's the thing I like the most

I'm just a simple girl

I done it , done it, I just

need to creep quite near the stable

I surprise okay, it's not very

much to ask

to have a sugar love

of course I´m in

cloud shanshanashan

oooooo, then I do just now driving by

but you now you musn´t prack your thing

use excessive force

oooo, if you did your close in I defy

don´t you drive to make me cancel

It´s not, I´m not that kind of horse

brphhhh.....