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01x01 - A Million Miles from Clary

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Lieutenant". Aired: September 14, 1963 – April 18, 1964.*
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Rice, a recent graduate of the United States Naval Academy who is assigned his first command, that of a r*fle platoon.

01x01 - A Million Miles from Clary

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Bill Mr salaway Bill you You Look Marvelous I must have been daydreaming

at first I didn't even recognize you well I hardly recognize myself the these days what were this well Dad rot and

said you weren't feeling well I told him you were probably faking and you were right I'm I'm fine Bill sort of little

half speed but fine you know watching you come in I

flashed back to that summer at the lake the summer you taught Stu and I the Fine Art of writing a swamp can well I

had to you and that boy of mine how is to last time I heard was in Chicago

making big deals parlaying making quite a success of himself well he's changed

jobs again moved on well on the phone you said you had a

surprise for me what brought you out here yes well I

uh take a look I don't believe it he just little

old me hey take that ja still Fancy with a fist aren't you hey you look great and

green hey where did you get that uniform oh this is a little thing my Taylor whipped up for me basic training in San

Diego by the way I just finished ITR here pedalon why didn't you call me cuz he wouldn't let me he wonder where we

met I've always looked on you as a second son bill that gives me special rights steuart here's been

assigned where you'll never believe it private James Stewart Salway reporting as ordered sir Bravo Company fifth

Marines I told you wouldn't believe it how about this bill you two together again listen don't let him shake you up

cuz he figures I'll be in your platoon well since you're both in the same company it'd be perfectly normal thing for Bill to ask for you well lieutenants

don't pick their privates dad they're assigned by the company Commander well there's no reason you can't ask for them is there Bill well sir well Dad there's

sort of a policy in the Marine Corps that uh well officers and enlisted men who are old friends are just not

assigned to the same outfit now listen son I'm sure that policy is nothing more than a guideline what would be a problem

for most people needn't necessarily be a problem for someone like you too right bill

well no sir uh please let me be a little selfish I dressed a lot easier stew

knowing that bill was looking after you giving you that old shove in the right direction well you two been friends

practically since you were born all through Clary high and cor or no core that's the way

it is there's no actual order saying you

can't ask for him is there a bill well no sir there's not but

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bill please I'll talk to Captain rri's first thing in the morning

la [Music]

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is

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how the new men look to you clintar like always sir but we'll fix

that that's kind of where it gets a little warm here sure you got that flu bug kicked no problem sir I don't want

you out here unless you're up the par I'm all right

[Music] sir walks it talks it has a gold bar

Warden hero officer and our new Den mother all rolled in one Lieutenant rise

William T rise yeah I know what do you mean you know you never saw him before what do you think I'm doing here you

were a signed just like the rest of us oh no not me I picked my spot p e big mouse watch what's going on you might

learn something you people are next move them

up KY all right let's

go morning C morning Sergeant how are the new men taking to the flame Lieutenant cautiously sir that pays

right Clinic fire lady has been good to me sir got me my first strip all right

listen up now brace yourself just like this so the air

pressure won't knock you off balance then you light your

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match watch hey get ging you let that NE go

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Corman it's like heat exhaused give it some shade you'll be all

right when they don't B Spire you get

trouble what's your name previt Solway sir all right take charge here rice yes

sir Sergeant give us some room all right you people nobody sound a liberty call squad leader take them back somebody

help me get him to the [Music]

ambulance come on in

Lieutenant want to see me ad e private sway hey buy pretty sharp conduct out

there today ah careful now Lieutenant don't over compliment The Humble private don't you make it hard in the

humble Lieutenant either duty hours duty hours sure oh that uh wink that I gave

you out in the range that wasn't the thing to do either huh first day in Camp I guess you wanted to be certain I

recognized you I wasn't sure you did boy do you play Old poker face out there you

got the system down to a tea until somebody comes up with a way that's better what do you say we stick

to these rules sure Bill there is a favor I'd like to ask oh

well it's his dad he had a very bad night last night I'm worried about

him Ste that's the reason I wanted to talk to you what's the story on your

father he uh he had a stroke

he my guess is he only has a few months left well I'm sorry to hear

that does he know about it foly old man you know better than

that sure he knows as a matter of fact I think that's why he's here for a few extra

weeks I think he thinks it's the last time we're going to be together

look St you want to be excused from the night problem well bill I would like to see

Dad but look I wouldn't be hurt if you had to say no if it started looking like you were playing

favorites bill I don't want to trade on our friendship I used to do that back in

Clara you remember I kind of like to think we both grown up since then your father's

sick I'd let off any man for the same reason

oh and steu give him my best huh thanks

Bill let's go foration in 5 minutes put some hustle in

it where do you think you're going kiggy where I'm supposed to go formation tell

me something kiggy if baruchi over there was sick would you send him out on a field maneuver

tonight I guess not you know what makes you think I'd play it any different with you wash your face and hit the sack

formation 3 minutes H it up let's

go well Corporal looks like we both lucked out congratulations men you are now a two-man fire team where'd you get

that Liberty card like the man says it's it's not what you know it's who you know how does he rate hey I hear it's going

to be a real grinder out there tonight beside which I'm making a point never to work nights so you're going to get Corporal poison

real bad that's not a threat that's a promise oh well now I don't know how much time you've had for uh reading but

you should browse through the rags because it states very clearly that noncoms are supposed to keep their distance physically that is

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now he wasn't kidding about having an inside track with the lieutenant knock it off oh no I'll take anything they

dish out except the short end well are are you sure Dad because if you're not I can get out of

it well Dad it's just it's just a night exercise okay Dad but look promise me

one thing will you hit the sack early tonight

okay what oh uh well uh dad you say with the

PX I came down to buy a toothbrush and was sort of noisy down here look I have to get back to the barracks okay oh oh

Bill sends his very best wishes I will

yeah yeah all right then right

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uh do it again wi that's three you me well you you just go ahead and start a tab cuz I'll be here regular that takes

a word with the boss I will speak to him her customer wants to start a tab

Lily well boss lady you um you would make one fine company Commander I think

the troops would follow you anywhere you want credit or conversation well how about a little Charity I'll take anything you have to give why don't you

come back Christmas I give out fingerpaint kits to the ones your age no no not me I collect dolls you'll change

when you start to shave you want to step in the office no

okay save your strength fella 100 guys struck out before you

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you'll do that better too when you start to shave well you do that just the way you

should all right marine marine now what makes you think I'm one of those guys huh oh you're not no no I'm an

Investments well you see uh well I just sold my business in Chicago about uh oh few months ago I was in buying and

selling well then I came out here to the coast the land of opportunity well since then I've just

been looking around what have you found opportunity real estate manufacturing oh

yes all of those things mhm you're a private in the United States Marine

Corps stationed here at Pendleton probably in the fifth Marines right out of

ITR the only real estate you've got a piece of a quan at Hut and the only

thing you see manufacture is talk and I brought you in here because I thought I'd save you the embarrassment of

telling you out there no credit this is officer's country H

and that old uh officer and gentleman hook that means that you can give credit and you don't have to ever worry about

being stuck with a tab huh well that's pretty sharp business it

works well may I buy a drink for a uh a lady who on credit of course well of

course I've already got you stuck for three drinks

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isn't that ter

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give the man and

drink hold it

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head had e smoke if you wish all right everybody up come on boys up we go oh good morning car hope you feel better

this morning I'll take your Liberty card you've been awall since 0530 well don't sweat at all make formation on time now

you sweat private your Liberty

card pick it up

disobeying a non-commission officer's violation article 91 could get you up to 6 months in the brri and a bad conduct

this charge I wish you hadn't picked it

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up come in

sir what is it Corporal private salaway just came aboard here's his Liberty

guard I'll talk to him Corporal private Salway spent the night with his father he's seriously ill I'm sure he wasn't

aware of the time a i sir [Music]

yeah turn side up

[Applause] radio Bravo 3 Alpha this is Bravo 3

overover let me head that Bravo 3 this is Bravo 3 Alpha

overover three Alpha hold up the point over Roger

Sergeant you notice here at the Crossing and up the dry stream bed yes sir well

in either place Harris's aggression forces will catch us pulled in tight like this yes

um three Alpha I have a recon mission for you take your fire team to The Crossings at coordinates

0589 2732 then check out the stream bed coordinates

1787 270 you got those coordinates over

Roger all right three Alpha move out we'll hold up here out

hold one fire team let's go Sergeant get

some flank security out [Applause]

I come on sway snap it up

the Heat's getting me Corporal I'm feeling Rocky you know the way you felt in the range the other

day okay salaway drop out we'll pick you up on the way back stay close in case

Harris's men move in all right let's

go for

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[Applause] what's the word any action here couple of robins ganged up on a blue jay then a

little boy spider started chasing a little girl spider stow it Sal are you all right I'm fine caral

little rest in the shade maybe a new man again let's move out

[Applause] all right let's have it no sign up Sir

uh sir The Crossing I know private salaway the fire team leader makes a Patrol report all right sir as long as he includes the Ambush at the Crossing

you said there wasn't anything there oh no I said there wasn't any action in there and there's not not yet go on private well sir after the

Corporal at the Crossing I noticed that the uh the aggressors are about 30 yards away in the trees and on the deck Sergeant pass back to word to get them

on her feet get them up get them up let's make

it get sad way up

here this a spot uh yes sir you see that tree the big one well there's one up

there there's one high up in the tree to the right there's one on the deck directly beneath and at least one more

off to the right okay we'll form a skirmish line go

back directly

away

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okay round them

up looks like we're betting a thousand today sir that we are private I'll take charge of prisoner you report on back to

your fire team yes sir don't stand there with your hands over your head Lieutenant you look like a

ballerina private sway against around yes sir he does Sergeant get back and get him

moving all right you people pal up we're moving [Music]

back fight I don't mind but hiking's for Boy Scouts why don't you ask your friend the lieutenant if you can ride oh f

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up and [Music]

down it's just just my knee I heard it when I fell it's an old football injury let's get him on his feet okay we'll try

hey you can't make it back like this here it comes the right sir somebody flug down our vehicle let's get him up

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top oh sir look I could try it's 6 mil back salaway you'll

ride get up

let's get him moving Sergeant

yes here [Music]

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how's the football knee gold

brick what do you know it's all right oh yes yes I can see it now it was

4 down 10 yards to go old Solway drops back to punt but does he punt he does

not he takes that ball and Tucks it under his arm and charges for the center of the line just like he weighed 250

lb when suddenly Solway becomes a phantom he skips over the turf with a Twist here

and a Twist there ah but what about that corner man what about that last red

jersey between Solway and that goal line and who is that red jersey he's all

state that's to headed for an ultra

Dame any changes no sir s major told me I'd find you here I wanted to talk to

you actually that's about it fellas tomorrow we'll be using first and third

squads only you might check this against the terrain let me know if there's any

questions what is it s well I've given this quite some

consideration looks like you're playing favorites of with salaway now hold on Sergeant no

disrespected intended I've seen him come and go for 20 years I've seen him but this Salway is nothing but a goof off

list and that is mingering the way I see it Sergeant salaway has proven himself to be a

pretty good Marine at the flamethrower range today spoted the aggressors

discipline's a funny thing sir it works from the top down but it starts from the bottom up what's that supposed to mean

Sergeant it means sir that there is no discipline if the men feel that one of them just one of them is getting off

easy the way I see it Sergeant it's your job to make the men understand no one gets off easy on two occasions private

salaway was excused for two very legitimate reasons just my opinion sir but if you're not playing favorites and

you think that sala's reasons are legitimate you're being

taken discipline breakdown can spread from one man through a whole platoon like an

infection the months it took to build up that teamwork can all be k*lled in just days

sir thank you very much sergeant

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nothing like a good steak huh oh yeah that that was great dad we uh we don't get that kind of chow back at the mess

hole you know I'd like to hear more about those field maneuvers I imagine Stew's still pretty green

huh he's doing fine in fact the captain complimented him twice

already modesty well we're getting somewhere already he never told me

that uh no no nothing doing bill this is my

[Music] treat uh Dan I am I think Bill and I will just finish our coffee if you don't

mind we don't get much time to talk back at the base sure take your time I thought I'd just go up and rest for a

bit see you later bill good night sir I'll look in on you good night sir I'll be up

[Music] dead leg seems better huh oh yeah well

you know tricky knee pops in and out our dad uh really enjoyed buying that

meal for us your father's are great guys to

[Music] M we uh we got a problem

huh have we well it's our beloved gunny sergeant

Clint talk he's out to get me Bill if he is Ste it's not personal it's very

personal now you know how these Gunnies are they get a hold of a platoon and well they like to build their own little

Empire well I can understand this because it's their whole world but Clint Talk's jealous now somehow and in some

way he found out that you and I were old buddies what are you driving at St bill you know that the last thing

that I would ever want to do would be to embarrass you or cause any trouble well thanks to Clint talk that's just what's

happening admit it bill look I've got a great idea now they

they want volunteers over at Force Recon suppose I went over and applied this way I'd be out of your

hair what about your father St he he wanted me to keep you with me well I I

I'll explain it was my idea what do you

say I think it's a good idea [Music]

look I'll um I'll need tomorrow off you think you can uh spare me in that tank exercise huh well I'll just have to who

do you see over at Recon uh major Garvey well let's hope he uh let's hope he takes me huh oh listen uh when you get

upstairs tell Dad that I'll be up a little bit later okay good night all right good night

move it up there Left Flank come on Sergeant Shake him up KY get those men back up in the

line Mo up in [Music]

there return rise report to your company commander on the dou

Lieutenant I have seen Chinese fire drills when there really was a fire I

have pulled Liberty in Singapore when the British the American and the Italian fleets were in all at the same time but

never have I witnessed such confusion as I've Just Seen sorry

sir sorry well you are correct Lieutenant sorry

and unacceptable now look to your men and

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fast Sergeant Clinic yes pass a word the men better get squared away and before

any Liberty we'll have a personnel and Equipment inspection men have been dragging in the track they've been dragging all right sergeant

inspection in 1 hour in the barracks in utilities is Sir oh and

Sergeant no liberty for any man who doesn't Shape Up hi

sir junk on the bnks uniform utilities one now

dirty boore and this man needs a shave

Sergeant Sergeant yesterday we had a little talk something was staming you so we dispens with tact

well right now Mr something steaming me and I may not be too tactful either suits me fine sir you saw what

happened out there today this platoon's a disgrace and there's a reason for it yes sir perhaps the men's physical

condition is deficient sergeant and your opinion do you think the men are capable of today's requirements yes sir what

about their mental condition do they know what a breast means yes sir and they know what a straight line is yes

sir and you told them advance in line with a tank yes sir well appears Sergeant as if you passed on all my

instructions properly yes sir request to say something unofficially sir go right

ahead I'm doing my job sir but I can't hold things together when it's looking like you're play in

favorites you mean Sal yes I mean salaway sir I let him off this afternoon for an

interview with Force Recon i' do the same for any man yes I know you would but I'll give you ODS that salaway never

reported to force Rec God all right let's check it

out Force Recon Lieutenant rice sergeant major did a private James Stewart Sal

reported for an interview on major Garvey this

afternoon major Garvey was interviewing Forest Recon applicants today wasn't

he than

yeah oh Bill come in come in I hope I'm not disturbing you Mr

salaway disturbing me this is a real pleasure I just finished talking to Stu just now hung up the phone uh can I fix

you a drink no no sir no thanks well I understand you're really riding Herd on those boys out there oh uh sit down sit

down St tells me canceled all Liberties real tough guy huh well good

for you I don't mind telling you a little of that is good for Stu how's he uh how's he getting along

anyway Mr salaway I've been sitting downstairs in the lobby for over an hour

trying to figure out if I should even come up here bill I haven't got time for you to be gentle with me your wor about

my condition I'm worried about Stu I've got to have it bluntly and

honestly he's not doing well at all is he no sir he's not doing well at all no

games between us Bill lay it out

straight well sir it seems he's undermined my authority he sought special treatment

lied to get it faked injury made up a story about a transfer to force Recon

created ill feeling among the men disrupted the entire platoon it's his attitude Mr salaway

he's always trying to make things easier for himself angling for the shortcut I'd hope for

better but I'm not surprised good part of it's my fault too sir I should have

seen it coming oh Bill Bill you know where the problem lies right

here it's my fault you're not being fair to yourself sir not at all

he was quite a quite an operator even in school you saw that so did

I I chose to ignore it looked harmless took the easy way out said this

was childish thing he'd outgrow it sir the reason I came up here tonight please Bill let me

finish you may have wondered why St joined the core I don't intend to tell you what

happened to him in Chicago but you may have smelled something but he was in a fair amount of trouble took $5,700 to

get him out then we made a

trade you paid the debt he joined the core exactly that's why I was so pleased that

he was in your platoon you've grown up Bill you could show him the

way sir that's why I came up here tonight I know I have a responsibility

to you to to keep him in the platoon you've got to keep him Stu's never finished anything he started he's got to

make it here if the Marines can't help him he'll never make

it this is his last chance Mr salaway

I I I've I've got a career of my own to think of sir

I are you going to ask me to risk that [Music]

bill it has to be you for God's sake help me

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please Tom guess I better secure good night good night Lily good night

what rice I'm outnumbered how about it sorry I'm all tied up but watch your

tall one and dart she'll m*rder you well you can't live forever

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you're going to give the shop a bad reputation that long long expression troubl I never would have

guessed lay off Lily I bet you dollar I can guess it you're

on steu salaway you

in he's been in he closed a place one [Music]

night he's been in huh he mentioned you a couple times

well Stu and I have been friends for quite some time Louie no friend like an old friend I always

say yeah I always say that too you know he's a talented young man he's not

accomplished but he's talented you kind of liked him

huh well for a guy who can't walk on his own I was his crutch for just one

evening how long's he going to have you for

one well look who's here had a little talk with my dad tonight I he that's right yeah he called me can we talk

about this outside oh now wait I have a marvelous idea how about a nice Tall

Cool Drink on credit of course I have business with Mr Lieutenant rice do you

mind remember I warned you once about big girls you may find Big Boys even

rougher

it's a little more private and

back well you had to do it didn't you you had to run and cry to my old

man I figure I have a responsibility to him oh you weren't thinking about responsibility or him all you care about

is that lousy platoon of yours well the sergeant got to you didn't he huh he swung you over to his side he didn't

swing me wise guy you did you're an opportunist dude but you've about run out of opportunities and you're about to run out of friends friends what do you

know about friends you lousy T bit general what do you do you go to a dying man and you upset him well to me that's

about as rotten as a guy can get yeah yeah yeah the dying man you've given so much thought I brought him out here didn't he brought himself out here he

brought himself out here to set you straight but he belongs back in Clary in a bed well there's no one back there to take care of him oh the way you've done

here like the other night with Lily ah let's real care for old dad knock it off Bill I've done a lot for him you haven't

done anything for him since you were 10 years old and you m the front lawn back home knock it off Bill I'm warning you you'll use them Stu you'll use them to

the last you'll probably even use a funeral it'll be a great way to get out of formation why you filthy d don't be a

fool I host you H

still is it deep well it's deep enough

here I'll get the pressure point now here you grab that

in right pull

it bill look I've tried to be fair with you shut up you're a

liar put your finger in not a little advice to you boy don't you

ever try to swing a Clint kegy or any of the others like that cuz you're not half as fast as you think you

are all right all right come on on your

feet well Pig stew a little blood scared you like

that you've got a lot more growing up to do than I ever thought you

had come on get

up you're going to need some stitches in

that come [Music] in morning morning

sir well what is it it's about private Salway sir on the injury the doctor

released him for Duty B interfered all with his transfer to force Recon I had no idea put in for a transfer sir first

thing this morning can we uh talk later Lieutenant I'm do at Battalion headquarters in 3 minutes sir it can

wait well I better be good rice about that transfer sir I'd like

you to tear it up and you care to explain why well you've always said sir you'd

never transfer one of your problems to another man's outfit well Salway is one of mine but I'd like the chance to solve

that problem sir not just uh not just kiss it

off now by the looks of your platoon Lieutenant it appears that you have quite a few problems to solve

I would suggest that you get

cracking hway yo heard about you bugging out Salway

yeah that it'll make your day huh Sergeant glad you decide to do it now instead of in combat

carry

on have you heard the latest I'm off to Recon that's so oh yeah those guys are

great they they jump out of airplanes goore from

submarines bill I called Dad in the telephone I

told him about how I lied to you all of it how do he take it

to he wasn't too surprised he knows me pretty well I guess the uh the transfer

was his idea Bill there there's no sense in rocking your boat it's just time for me to move on

that's all time for what look look Recon is a glamour outfit now Arie and I are going to get along just fine Arie yeah

Arie major Garvey now now look I can make out just great there it's right down my alley besides it's it's got a

lot of flash you know they like guys who can thinking their feet you know I'm a pretty good Marine Bill you're pretty

bad Marines too I could be good and you know it bill that's right you could be if you wanted

to me fall in on

[Applause] devil all right private Solway fall out

oh now look Bill tried private I try to explain to you get your transfer eventually but for every information you

miss I'll delay it week look every time you're late for Duty another week and

every time you get out of line with a superior still another week oh in

private stand up straight when I'm talking to you I forgot to mention it it just so

happens arie's an old friend of mine and I never send an old friend half finished merchandise s leaders report

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