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07x12 - The Pillow Pirate

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

07x12 - The Pillow Pirate

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Let's blaze ♪

- It's bedtime in Axle City,

and the monster machines are getting ready for sleep.

But no one can go to bed without one important thing--

their pillows!

Big pillows and small pillows,

fluffy pillows and squishy pillows,

green pillows, blue pillows,

even bright red racing pillows.

[musical car horn honking]

[heroic music]

[laughs] Yes, everyone has a special pillow

that helps them get a good night's sleep.

But all that was about to change,

for heading to Axle City on his flying pirate ship

was the notorious pillow bugling buccaneer,

the Pillow Pirate.

[jaunty music]

- [laughs]

♪ Pillow-de-doo ♪

♪ Pillow-de-dee ♪

♪ I simply must have every pillow I see ♪

♪ Pillow-de-doo ♪

♪ Pillow-de-dee ♪

♪ I want every pillow in Axle City ♪

[laughs]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[sucking]

- Huh?

- Hey!

- Where'd my pillow go?

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Just look at all these wonderful pillows!

So soft, so fluffy, so--

Ohh, ohh, ohh!

[groaning]

♪ ♪

- Huh? - Hey!

- Our pillows!

- Pillow? Where'd you go?

- Gee, it kinda seems like

someone is trying to take all the pillows in Axle City.

- Pickle's right. Look!

It's the Pillow Pirate!

- Pillow-de-dee!

- We can't let the Pillow Pirate

get away with this.

- Yeah, we've gotta stop him and get those pillows back.

- For a mission this big, I'm gonna need some upgrades.

Time to become...

[rock music]

Special Mission Blaze!

♪ ♪

- All right! - Yeah!

- Check it out.

Blaze has three new special mission modes.

- This button activates laser sword mode.

[whirring]

- With my laser sword, I can chop through things.

Yah! Hyah! Yah!

♪ ♪

- This button activates super bouncy mode.

[whirring]

- With my super bouncer, I can bounce over anything.

[all laughing, cheering]

- This last button activates smashing hammer mode.

[whirring]

- My smashing hammer gives me the power

to bash through anything.

Yah!

- Now nothing's gonna stop us from taking back those pillows.

- That's right, 'cause he's Special Mission...

all: Blaze!

- Whoo-hoo! - Go, Blaze!

[exciting rock music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ He will defeat the danger ♪

♪ Outsmart the villains crack the code ♪

♪ The unstoppable secret agent ♪

♪ This super cool special mission mode ♪

♪ Special Mission Blaze ♪

♪ We've got our gadgets and we're on the way ♪

♪ Special Mission Blaze ♪

♪ He won't let the bad guy get away ♪

♪ Special Mission Blaze ♪

♪ On a mission to save the day ♪

♪ ♪

- Huh? - Pillow-dee-doo!

Pillow-dee-dee!

- My pillow!

♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ I simply must have every pillow I see ♪

♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ Soon every pillow will belong to me ♪

Ohh!

Ahh! [groans]

[musical car horn honking]

Shiver me pillows!

That sounds like

Special Mission Blaze!

Ohh! I can't let Blaze take all my beautiful pillows.

What'll I do?

Aha! Pillow-dee-dee!

I know what'll stop those heroes--

giant prickly porcupines!

Uh, ah!

[bell dings]

♪ Wakey, wakey ♪ [bell dings]

[porcupines chittering]

- Over here, the Pillow Pirate went this way-ay-ay!

[laughing]

Ahh!

- Phew, that was close.

- Those giant porcupines almost popped our tires.

[laughing]

- If we're gonna catch that Pillow Pirate,

we've gotta find some way to get past 'em.

- Hey, I've got an idea.

What if we bounce over those giant porcupines?

- Yeah, we can use one of our special mission modes

to help us.

- Remember, this button gives Blaze a laser sword,

this button gives him a super bouncer,

and this button gives him a smashing hammer.

- To bounce over the giant porcupines,

Which button should we press?

Super bouncy mode! Yeah!

- Activating super bouncy mode.

[whirring]

- Come on, team. Let's bounce!

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Look out, Blaze.

Two red porcupines are headed this way.

[laughing]

- And here come two blue porcupines.

[laughing]

- Quick, let's figure out

how many there are all together.

- Time for some special mission addition.

- Two red and two blue porcupines.

- How many porcupines are there all together?

Four. Yeah!

Two plus two equals four.

- Then we're gonna need four super bounces

to get past 'em.

[porcupine laughs]

all: One, two, three, four!

[all cheering]

- Careful! More porcupines straight ahead!

- Two blue porcupines and three red porcupines.

- Two blue and three red.

How many porcupines are there all together?

- Five! Right!

- Two plus three equals five.

- Five bounces, coming up!

all: One, two, three,

four, five!

[all cheering]

- We just have to get past these last porcupines.

- Here come three red porcupines,

two blue porcupines,

and one purple porcupine.

- Three red, two blue, and one purple.

- How many porcupines are there all together?

Six! Yeah!

- Three plus two plus one equals six.

- Let's bounce!

all: One, two, three,

four, five, six!

[all cheering]

- We did it!

- Catch you later, porcupines!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Special mission addition ♪

♪ I see two oil drums, I see two more ♪

♪ Add 'em up and we got four ♪

♪ I see three pipes rolling away ♪

♪ There's five more ♪

♪ Add 'em up, that's eight ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Special mission addition ♪

♪ Special mission addition ♪

♪ Got one amount, more up here ♪

♪ Put 'em all together, see how many are here ♪

♪ Special mission addition ♪

♪ Special mission addition ♪

[jaunty music]

- ♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ I simply must have every pillow I see ♪

- ♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ I think I'll take one from that cute little bee ♪

Aww.

- [buzzing]

- [laughs] I'm so happy.

My pillow pile just keeps growing and growing and--

Yow! Ooh! Ah!

[musical car horn honking]

Oh, no! It can't be!

Not... - Whoo-hoo!

- Special Mission Blaze!

Ohh!

Well, he may have gotten past those porcupines,

but he'll never get through...

[grunts]

a wall of anchors! [laughs]

Pillow-dee-dee!

- Blaze, look out!

[tires screech]

- The Pillow Pirate blocked the tunnel

with anchors from his pirate ship.

- [grunting]

Whoa!

These anchors are big and heavy.

We've gotta figure out some way to knock 'em down.

- Hey, I know.

Maybe we can smash through those anchors

with one of our special mission modes.

- Yeah, check it out.

This button activates laser sword mode,

this one activates super bouncy mode,

and this button activates smashing hammer mode.

- To smash through the anchors, which button should we press?

Smashing hammer mode. Right.

[whirring]

- Yeah!

- Awesome!

- To smash down this wall of anchors,

we need to swing our hammer with a lot of force.

To help me use force, say, "force."

Force!

[all cheering]

- It's working!

- The wall is starting to break.

- But to knock it down,

we're gonna need even more force.

Even louder this time, say, "force."

Force!

[cheering] - Nice smashing, Blaze.

We just need one more smash.

- Yeah, with the most force yet.

- Let's do it. Shout, "force."

Force!

♪ ♪

[expl*si*n booms] [cheering]

All right!

- We did it!

- And, look, there goes the Pillow Pirate's ship!

- ♪ Pillow-dee-dee ♪

- Now's our chance to get those pillows back

once and for all.

- Yeah!

- Special Mission...

all: Blaze!

[gentle music]

- [yawns]

Wha--

- ♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ I simply must have every pillow I see ♪

- ♪ Pillow-dee-doo pillow-dee-dee ♪

♪ These pillows are mine, now I'm off to the sea ♪

Ta-ta! [laughs]

♪ Soon, I'll be back on the ocean ♪

♪ With all of the pillows ♪ [laughs]

Then no one will be able to catch me,

especially not--

[musical car horn honking]

[gasps] Special Mission Blaze?

Oh, oh! Ohh! [groans]

- Give up, Pillow Pirate.

Those pillows don't belong to you.

- Oh, yeah?

Well, if you wanna stop me,

you'll have to get past-- [grunts]

my double decker cannons!

- Whoa!

- [laughs] Pillow-dee-dee!

- Oh, man. Those are some giant cannonballs.

- To get past 'em, we're gonna need

our special mission modes.

- Yeah, a special mission mode that's powerful enough

to chop through those cannonballs.

- Check it out.

This button gives Blaze a laser sword

that can chop through anything.

- This button gives him a super bouncer

to jump super high.

- And this button gives him a smashing hammer.

To chop those cannonballs, which button should we press?

The laser sword! Yeah!

- Activating laser sword mode!

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - All right!

♪ ♪

- Not giving up, eh, Special Mission Blaze?

Well, let's see you get past two cannonballs...

plus two more!

- Quick, let's use addition to see how many cannonballs

we need to chop with our laser sword.

- Two cannon ba*ls plus two more

equals this number.

What number is this?

Four! Yeah!

There are four cannonballs.

- Four chops, coming up!

One, two, three, four!

- Whoo-hoo! - Nice chopping, Blaze!

- Ohh! How'd he do that?

Mm! Well, no matter,

because he'll never get past four cannonballs

plus two more!

[cannonballs whistling] - Look out!

- Let's use addition to help Blaze

chop those cannonballs.

- Four cannonballs plus two more

equals this number.

What number is this?

Six! Right!

- Six slices, coming up!

One, two, three,

four, five, six!

- Yeah!

- Ohh!

I'll have to use the most cannonballs yet--

six of them,

plus two more!

- Quick, let's use addition

to see how many cannonballs there are.

Six plus two equals this number.

What number is it?

Eight! Yeah!

- Laser sword power!

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight!

- We did it! - Yeah!

- Better luck next time, Special Mission Blaze.

Now that I've made it to the sea,

the pillows are mine, mine, mine!

Pillow-dee-dee!

Whaa! Ahh!

- Hubcaps!

- The pirate ship is spinning out of control!

- All the pillows are about to fall in the ocean!

- We've gotta go super fast and save 'em.

It's time to use Special Mission Blazing Speed!

♪ ♪

To give me blazing speed, say, "let's Blaze!"

all: Let's Blaze!

[rock music]

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - All right!

We did it! We saved the pillows!

- Ohh! Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Ohh, ohh, ohh.

[groans]

Pillow-dee-dee, ahh.

You win, Special Mission Blaze. I give up!

- But why'd you do it, Pillow Pirate?

- Yeah, how come you tried to take all the pillows?

- I'm sorry. It was wrong of me.

But I did it because--

because I've never had my own pillow before!

[wails]

- Pillow Pirate, look! You found something!

- It's a treasure chest.

- What? A treasure chest?

- Go on, Pillow Pirate, open it.

- Oh, well, okay.

[yelps]

Pillow-dee-dee!

It's something soft and squishy

and perfect for a good night's sleep.

It's my very own pillow!

- Hooray! - All right!

- Congratulations.

- Oh! Oh, thank you. Thank you, friends.

And I promise,

from now on, I won't be taking

anyone else's pillows ever again.

- Well, then, come on.

Let's bring back the rest of these pillows

so everyone can have a good night's sleep.

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah! All right!

- Pillow-dee-dee!

- And so, with the help of the Pillow Pirate,

Special Mission Blaze returned the pillows

to everyone in Axle City.

♪ ♪

And when the job was done,

There was only one thing left to do--

have a sleepover!

[laughter]

- Finally, when it was time for bed,

the friends snuggled up with their pillows

and drifted off to sleep.

It was another mission accomplished

thanks to our hero, Special Mission Blaze.

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪