- ♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪
♪ Dodging girls
like ping pong balls ♪
♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪
♪ Leaping over laundry piles
♪ Diapers you can
smell for miles ♪
♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪
♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
♪ Duck, dodge,
push and shove ♪
♪ This is how
we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House,
in the Loud House ♪
♪ One boy and ten girls
♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪
♪ Loud! Loud! Loud!
♪ Loud House! ♪
- Boo boo.
- ♪
- [school bell ringing]
- [door opens]
- Oh, here they come.
These ladies are
definitely gonna ask us.
- Man, we're never
gonna get dates.
- Aw, I can't believe
we're going stag
to our first
Sadie Hawkins Dance.
- LINCOLN: Don't give
up hope, guys--
and come someone
pass the ketchup?
- Why are you guys
under the table?
- I'm hiding
from Ronnie Anne
so she can't ask
me to the dance.
- And I'm here
for moral support.
- Lincoln, I thought
you liked Ronnie Anne.
- I do, but there's a two-for-
one deal at the arcade tonight,
and there's no
way I'm missing it.
- [door opens]
- Yikes! Here she comes.
Remember,
I'm not down here.
- Hey, guys.
Have you seen Lincoln?
- Lincoln, uh...
- Uh...
- Nope.
- Never done heard of him.
- He's definitely
not under the table.
- [padding footsteps]
- [door thwacks]
- LINCOLN: Oh!
[whistling]
[gasps]
- So, did Ronnie Anne ask you
to the Sadie Hawkins Dance?
- Uh, yeah, yeah, um...
Uh...uh...
- I bet she was so excited.
The Sadie Hawkins
is literally
the most important dance
in a girl's life.
- Well, actually,
Ronnie Anne didn't even ask me.
- SISTERS: What?!
- Yeah, I waited
around all day.
But it just never happened.
- Poor big brother.
You must be devastated.
- Oh, you know, I'll get
through it--somehow.
What? I...I would have
told them the truth.
But, believe me,
they wouldn't have understood.
Sometimes a little
white lie
works out better
for everyone.
- [crickets chirping]
- Mom, I'm going to
the arcade with Clyde.
I'll see ya later.
- Hey, Lincoln,
you got a sec?
- Hey, I need to
talk to him, first.
- Dudes, urgent!
Mine is more important.
Guess what, bro?
I hit ya up with
a date for the dance.
- What?
- Hey, so did I.
- So did I.
- Me, too.
- W-W-Why?
- You were so bummed out when
Ronnie Anne didn't ask you.
I just wanted to
make you feel better.
- Me, too.
- So did I.
- Me, too.
- You guys...
I wasn't bummed out.
I didn't want her to ask me
because I wanted to
go to the arcade tonight.
- Then why didn't
you say so, ya yutz?
- 'Cause you made
me feel so guilty--
all that stuff about
"the most important dance
in a girl's life."
- Well, you're going to
the dance now, dude,
'cause my friend'll be wicked
bummed if you flake on her.
- Mine, too.
- Ditto.
- Yeah, 'cause no one
likes a flake.
[laughing]
But, seriously,
you're going.
- But, you guys, how am I
supposed to juggle four dates?
- That's not our
problem, dude.
- You dug your own
grave, Lincoln.
- Now you gotta lie in it.
- Lucky.
- [heavy sigh]
- [dance music playing]
- And here's your
raffle ticket.
- Oh, there's a raffle?
- Yep.
The winner gets to
have lunch with me
in the teachers' lounge.
- Good news, Lincoln--
I've checked the entire gym
and Ronnie Anne
is nowhere to be found.
- Oh, that's a relief.
I can't let Ronnie
Anne see me here
after I've avoided
her all day.
It'll really hurt
her feelings.
Besides, I have enough on
my hands juggling four dates.
- Don't worry, I've
got everything we need
to make the night
go smoothly--
binoculars, stopwatch,
dossiers on each of
the lovely ladies,
and, lastly, a hidden
microphone and receiver.
I'll be your eyes
in the sky.
Now, let's move out!
- Hey, guys,
did you get dates?
- Nah, we're just
here for the raffle.
I've always wanted to
see the teachers' lounge.
- CLYDE [through earpiece]:
Lincoln, I'm in position.
I forgot I'm afraid of heights,
but I'll be okay.
- LINCOLN: [through headphones]
You're a true pal, Clyde.
- Don't mention it.
Now, at your : o'clock,
you'll see a girl
with purple streaks
in her hair.
That's Luna's friend, Tabby.
She loves sweatin'
to the oldies,
turning it up to ,
and her ideal date is sound-
proofing a wall with egg crates.
- Hi, Tabby, I'm Lincoln.
- Good to meet ya!
Wanna jam?
- Oh, uh, okay.
- Rockin' that piano.
You got some chops.
- CLYDE: Sky Guy to the
Ladies' Man, your time is up.
Move on to girl # .
- Ooh, sorry, Tabby, my piano
elbow's acting up.
Gonna grab an ice pack.
- CLYDE: Okay,
at your : o'clock,
is Luan's friend from clown
school, Giggles.
A Virgo with
an infectious laugh,
Giggles' ideal date
is trying to figure out
how many people she can
cram into one car.
- Hey, Giggles, I'm Lincoln.
- Pleased to meet ya.
- [buzzer zapping]
- I heard a lotta
buzz about you.
[laughing]
- Good one.
You got something
on your shirt.
Boop!
- [laughing]
Touché!
- CLYDE: Wrap it up,
Ladies' Man.
Girl # is waiting.
Lucy's friend Haiku
is an up-and-coming poet.
Her dislikes include
kittens, sunlight,
and people who
smile too much.
- Hi, I'm Lincoln.
- Hi, Lincoln.
Wanna hear my poem?
"Empty. Lonely. Dark.
"The universe is weeping.
I have no tissues."
Okay, your turn.
- Uh, "Jack and Jill
went up a hill
to fetch a pail of water."
- Oh, yes, the futility
of teamwork.
Deep stuff.
- CLYDE: Time's up,
Ladies' Man.
Girl # is Lynn's roller derby
teammate, Polly Pain.
I think she's over by the--
- [heavy thud]
- I found her, Clyde.
- Nailed ya, bro.
In roller derby,
that's a move I like to
call "The Booty Block."
And this is the "Helicopter"!
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
- [heavy thud]
- Wow!
You didn't even barf.
I'm impressed.
- Thanks.
- CLYDE: That's time,
Ladies' Man.
Get ready for round two.
- [dance music playing]
- So...high...up.
- [dance music continues]
♪
- [wheezy breathing]
- LINCOLN: Ahhh!
- [loud crash]
- [barfing]
- How ya feeling, Sky Guy?
- Better.
I think I'm ready
to go back up.
- No way, Clyde.
You've done enough.
Thanks to your help, I've got
everything under control.
- [dance music continues]
- Ah! Ronnie Anne!
Clyde, what am I gonna do?
Ronnie Anne is here.
- Well, you can't
stay under here.
You're already seconds late
for air harmonica with Tabby.
- I've got an idea.
Pssst! Guys!
- [head bonks]
Hey, what the heck, Lincoln?
- LINCOLN:
Get over here.
- You two sure like to hide
under tables, don't you?
- How would you guys like
someone to dance with?
- Sorry, Lincoln,
you're not my type.
- Not with me--with girls!
- ALL: Girls?!
- [gasping]
- On second thought, I think
I'd rather dance with you.
- Come on, guys, it's not
that big of a deal.
Pop a breath mint,
look 'em in the eye,
make sure your fly's up,
and you're golden.
- ALL:
[zipping flies]
- Clyde, I need
you to go, too.
- [zips fly]
- Thanks, guys. You're the best.
- [dance music continues]
- ALL:
[taking deep breath]
- LINCOLN:
Problem solved.
I'll just hide under here
until the dance is over.
- RUSTY: Whoa!
- [heavy crash]
- Dang it.
- Gee, that Polly
is quite a handful.
And I like it!
- [dance music continues]
- [butt thwacks]
- LINCOLN: Ahhh!
[sighs]
- [dance music continues]
- [gasps]
- [balls thudding]
- Whoa! Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
- [laughing]
Bravo!
Ever thought
about clowning?
- ♪
- [feet padding]
- Lincoln?
- [gasps]
- ♪
- [electronic voice]
All right, party people,
I wanna see you
on the dance floor.
- [dance music]
- Hot diggity dang!
Turn it on up to .
- I love turning it up to !
- [dance music continues]
- Haiku, I have
to be honest.
My heart belongs
to an older woman.
- That's okay, my heart
belongs to an older man.
He just turned .
- Unrequited love,
am I right?
- [scratching record]
- Hey, kid,
what are ya doing?
- [screams]
- Attention, everyone.
The lucky student who gets
to have lunch with me
in the teachers'
lounge is...
Lincoln Loud!
- STUDENTS: [applauding]
- Uh, Lincoln?
Oh, where are you?
- LINCOLN: [screams]
- Lincoln?
Where have you been, mate?
You left me standing
out there.
- You? He's here with me.
- Wrong.
He's here with me.
- Actually,
he's here with me.
- You guys, I'm sorry.
I can explain.
- Wait, let me go first.
I'm sorry to say
this, Lincoln,
but would you mind if I hung
out with somebody else
for the rest of the night?
I really hit it off
with that guy, Liam.
- Yeah, and I'm having
a really great time with Beck.
- Yes, and I enjoy Clyde.
We share the same pain.
- Same with me and Rusty--
though the pain
is mostly his.
- Sure, no problem.
I'm glad you're
all having fun.
How about that?
I guess tonight worked
out for everyone.
- Hey, Lincoln.
- [screams]
Well, except for me.
Guess it's time
to come clean.
Ronnie Anne,
I'm really sorry.
I know I hurt
your feelings.
I should have just let
you ask me to the dance.
- What are you talking about?
- Isn't that why you were
looking for me today?
- [laughing]
To ask you to a lame dance?
No. I wanted to invite
you to the arcade.
There's a two-for-one
deal tonight.
Since I couldn't find
you, I just came here.
- [smacks forehead]
- Wait. So, you knew
I was looking for you?
- Yeah, I was kinda
ducking you. Sorry.
- Not cool, Lincoln,
but, to be honest,
if I thought you were gonna
ask me to the dance tonight,
I would have
ducked you, too.
- So, we're cool?
- We're cool.
- We're gonna close out
Sadie Hawkins with a slow song,
and if you liked what
you heard tonight,
I'll be spinnin' at
the Finestein bar mitzvah
this Saturday--peace!
- [slow dance music]
♪
- [rollers clanking]
- ♪
- RUSTY: Whoa!
- [loud crash]
- Should we do this?
- I'm game if you are.
- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Dance Battle starts!
- LINCOLN:
Oh, watch this.
- RONNIE ANNE:
Oh, I'm much better.
- ♪
- LORI: Bobby,
Boo-Boo Bear!
- Hey, babe,
ready for an epic date?
- [gasps]
"A-truck-alypse Now."
This does not sound
like a romantic comedy.
- It's better--
an arena show where mutant
trucks crush each other!
- Yeah, I'm literally
not going to that.
Why don't you take Lincoln?
- LINCOLN & BOBBY: What?
What'll we even talk about?
- Come on, guys,
you'll have fun together.
I know it.
- LINCOLN & BOBBY:
Wahoo!
- That was an awesome
celebration
of senseless destruction.
- Right?
Bro handshake.
- I told you you guys
would hit it off.
- How do we end this?
- I have no idea.
- Boo-Boo Bear,
would you get my back, please?
- I can't right now, babe,
Lincoln just got here.
- LINCOLN:
Hey, Bobby!
- Lincoln?
- Yeah.
We had so much
fun yesterday
that I invited him
to hang with us.
Wooooo!
'Sup, bro?
- Hey, bro.
- Last one in the water
is a loser!
- Hey, guys,
sorry I'm late.
- Lincoln?
- No worries, bro.
We wouldn't start
without ya.
I challenge you to a duel,
Monsieur Lincoln.
- Oh, it is on,
Señor Roberto.
- [bread thwacking]
- [cell phone music]
- Boo-Boo Bear!
I haven't heard
from you all day.
You're where?
With Lincoln?
Stay right there.
I'm coming over.
[screams]
- [cell phone crashes]
- It was bad enough when they
treated me like a third wheel.
But now they're
hanging out without me?
I don't think so.
- [door slams]
- Oh, Edwin, I'm so glad
you're not like mortal men.
- LORI: Bobby,
this has got to--
- Hey, babe.
Look, I won you these.
Thanks for being so cool about
me hanging with Lincoln.
You know, all my life,
I've always wished
I had a brother,
and now I feel
like I've got one.
It's like Lincoln
completes me.
Sorry, what were
you gonna say?
- Uh...nothing.
I mean...
Go finish your game,
Boo-Boo Bear.
- Thanks, babe.
We're still on for the county
fair tomorrow, right?
- You bet. We're totes riding
the Tunnel of Love together.
- Sweet! Lincoln and I
will meet you there at : .
- What do I do? I'm sick of
Lincoln crashing our dates.
But it makes Bobby so happy.
He says Lincoln's like
the brother he never had.
- I know. Why don't
you hang out with
Bobby's little sister
Ronnie Anne.
She could be like
the sister you never had.
- You know, this happens
in my book.
Griselda thinks
she's losing Edwin,
so she makes him jealous,
and he totally
comes crawling back.
Well, flying, actually.
- Ooh, that's perfect.
But how do I make
Bobby jealous?
- [doorbell ringing]
- Hi, Lucy,
is Lincoln around?
- Clyde, am I glad
to see you.
- L-L-Lori?
[groans, thuds]
- Clyde, how would you like--
- L-L-L-Lori?
[groans, thuds]
- Clyde?
- L-L-L...Lucy?
- I come with
a message from--
the sister-who-
cannot-be-named.
Said sister would like
you to join her
at the county fair tomorrow.
- I would love to accompany
the lovely L-L...
unnamed sister
to the county fair.
- Yay!
- CLYDE: [groans]
- How are you going
to make Bobby jealous
with someone who's lifeless
and covered in blood?
Oh, wait, that's
exactly what Griselda did.
- [carnival music]
- Hey, it's my fair maiden.
[laughing]
Get it? Ready to have fun?
- Totes.
But, since three
is an odd number,
I invited someone
to join us--Clyde.
- That's cool.
I love the Clydesdale.
Hey, I'm gonna grab us
all some mini-donuts.
- Great, donuts for bros,
or as I like to call them--
bronuts.
- BOBBY: [giggling]
Bronuts.
- What are you up to?
- Whatever do you
mean, Lincoln?
- I mean this--
he's not even conscious.
Oh, wait a minute.
I get it.
You're trying to
make Bobby jealous
by dragging
poor Clyde around.
- No, I'm not.
- Well, it won't work.
- Yes, it will! I mean--
[groans]
I wouldn't have to do
anything if you'd stop
hogging my boyfriend
and give him back to me.
- He's not just
your boyfriend.
He's also the big brother
I've always wanted.
- Let me guess.
He completes you.
- What? I would
never say that.
My point is there's plenty
of Bobby for everyone
and you'd better
get used to sharing him.
- Check it. I got
chocolate for Lori,
powdered for Lincoln,
matches the hair, bro,
and sprinkles
for the Clydesdale.
Here you go, dude.
- [groans]
- He'll eat it later.
- Come on, bro, let's
hit the Whirly Gig.
- Right behind you, bro.
Babe, you coming with?
- Totes.
Clyde and I will
be right behind you.
[straining, groaning]
- [heavy thud]
- You know what?
We'll meet you there.
- This is gonna be awesome.
I tipped the guy to
make it go faster,
so we get super-dizzy.
- Oh, what's that Clyde?
You want me to ride
to make you dizzy?
[laughing]
I do that to you?
[laughing]
Oh, you're so sweet, Clyde.
- Babe?
- Oh, hey, Bobby, check it out.
Some left a perfectly
good corndog in here.
- Sweet! Splitsies?
- [ride bell rings]
- BOTH: [laughing,
screaming]
- [loud thudding]
- LORI: Oh!
- [milk bottles clatter]
- A winner!
- Heya, babe.
- Oh, Clyde, thanks for
winning this for me.
You have such a good arm.
Do you work out?
- What's going on here?
- Uh, hey, Bobby?
Look, Tic Tac Toe,
or as I like to call it--
Tic Tac Bro.
- A winner!
- For you.
- Whoa!
I've always wanted
a remote-controlled airplane.
- [buzzing airplane thuds]
- LORI: [gasps]
- BOBBY: Come on, bro!
- Later, sis.
- [buzzing airplane thuds]
- [bell clangs]
- MAN: A winner!
- LORI:
[sighing]
One cotton candy, please.
- [machine whirring]
- [Clyde's head thudding]
- Hey, babe, you never eat
cotton candy off my head.
- Here, Bobby,
I got us snow cones,
or as I like to call
them--bro cones.
- Sweet!
Let's see who can
get a brain freeze first.
- BOTH:
[gasping]
- Yeah!
- Wahoo!
- Ew...
- [water squirting]
- CLYDE: [thuds]
- LORI: Oh, Clyde...
[laughing]
Here, snuggle in closer.
Oh? Hi, guys.
- Wait, babe, are you snuggling
with the Clydesdale?
- Bobby, check it out--
cowboys on dinosaurs.
Wanna take a broto?
- Good call, my man.
- [sighing]
Hey, guys!
- Babe, the Tunnel
of Love is our ride.
- I know, but you were
off with Lincoln, so...
- Bobby, look at that
ride--the Toilet Bowl.
Or as I like to call it--
the Toilet Browl.
- No way! Let's go
get flushed, bro!
- Bobby, wait!
- Join hands, you lovebirds.
- [ride bell rings]
- LORI: [groans]
- What an adorable couple.
- Oh, shut it.
This stinks.
This was supposed to be
a romantic date with Bobby--
and now look where I am.
No offense, Clyde.
It's just I should be on
this ride with my boyfriend.
Maybe I don't even have
a boyfriend anymore.
Bobby doesn't seem to care
about being with me at all.
Clyde?
- CLYDE: [plunks]
- Clyde!
- [alarm blaring]
- Got him!
We are five for five
this week.
- BOBBY & LINCOLN:
Toilet Browl!
- That was awesome!
Up for number two?
- You read my mind, dude.
Be right back.
- I was talking about
the ride, but that's cool.
- [sobbing]
- Miss, your
boyfriend's okay.
He's in the medical
tent drying off.
- He's not my boyfriend.
I literally don't think
I have a boyfriend anymore!
[sobbing]
- All right, dude.
Ready to hit
the broller-coaster?
- Listen, Bobby,
we need to talk.
I don't think we should
hang out anymore.
- What? No! What
did I do wrong?
- It's not you.
You're awesome.
But we're not being
fair to Lori.
She misses you.
- [whimpering]
- Be strong.
We can still do bro
stuff once in a while.
But, for now,
maybe you should find Lori
and take her on
the Tunnel of Love.
- Good idea.
The way you look
out for others--
it's what makes you
such a great bro.
I can't right now.
- Thank you for riding
the Tunnel of Love.
Watch your step, lovebirds.
- Hey, Linc, Bobby
told me what you did.
Thank you.
- No problem.
I'm sorry I was
hogging him.
Besides, I was running
out of bro puns.
- Bobby was right.
You're literally a great bro.
- You'd better get back
to your boyfriend.
- But what are
you gonna do?
- Don't worry about me.
Now that I think about it,
I've already got a bro--Clyde.
Where is he anyway?
- MAN ANNOUNCING: Would
the parents of a soggy boy
with cotton candy in his nose
please come to the medical tent.
- There's my answer.
Clyde, I hope you
didn't feel left out
while I was hanging
with Bobby.
- Are you kidding? I got
to have a date with Lori.
I just wish I could remember it.
- [knock at door]
- Hey, is Lori here?
- Yeah, come on in.
So, are we cool?
- Totally, dude.
- I appreciate you
being so mature--
especially after
the very romantic date
I'm told I just had
with your lady.
- ALL: Broshake!
- Clyde?
- ALL: [gasping]
- The sister-who-
cannot-be-named
would like to thank you
for hanging out with
her at the fair.
Further, she would like
you to have this gift
as a remembrance of
your time together.
- For me? L-L-Lori?
[thuds, groans]
- That's my bro.
- OTHERS: [laughing]
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad,
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud House
♪ Loud House
♪ Duck and dodge
♪ And push and shove
♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud House ♪
01x32 & 01x33 - Roughin' It/The Waiting Game
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.